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The Resurrection Puppet

Second chapter of Jujutsu Kaisen’s first light novel, featuring Nanami and Gojou.

The Resurrection Puppet

Nanami doesn’t hate going on business trips.

It’s not like you couldn’t call it going traveling on a budget, and it could also become a reason to go somewhere you normally wouldn’t.

Much less, somewhere like Hokkaido.

And above all else, even though one’s a sorcerer, for a working adult a chance to to be apart from your coworkers is an irreplaceable moment to cool down. In other words, it’s a ventilation for the soul.

If there are no change of airs, one will feel down.

Whether or not you can take enough time for a breather is the secret of being able to continue working for a long time.

For someone who thought so like Nanami, having a senior sorcerer following him on his business trip isn’t amusing at all――and if that senior’s Gojou Satoru, it’s even giving him a headache.

“Nanami, let’s do a Hokkaido quiz!”

“Please do it by yourself.”

“Okay, here’s the first question. Which famous sweet ‘Sanpouroku’[1] is my number one favorite Hokkaido sweets?”

“Please come back after looking up the definition of ‘quiz’ at least ten times.”

“Well then, let’s play the jaga-butter[2] game. The rules are easy. The one who likes jaga-butter the most wins. Okay, that’s my win―since I’m the guy who loves jaga-butter second in the whole country.”

“Who’s the first?”

“Matsuyama Chiharu.”[3]

“You lie more than you breathe, don’t you?”

“Reduces the carbon-dioxide, don’tcha think?”

“It becomes even with the carbon-dioxide produced by my sighs, is it not? Why do I even have to go somewhere as far as Hokkaido with a man, another sorcerer?”

“Isn’t it fine? It’s like a reality show.”

“Where in the world does this kind of a boring reality show exists?”

Nanami and Gojou walked through the lively main road with expressions polar opposite of each other.

Sapporo’s townscape is identical to Kyoto’s: like the intersections on a Go[4] board.

If you’d just walk as you look at the signs, you wouldn’t get lost.

It’s a bit of a pain to grasp the one-way roads, but it’s very easy to sight-see on foot in the central district. It is also very easy to compare it with a map.

“Well, it’s not as if everything’s on a grid, but it’s easy to set routes to tour around spots, huh.”

Gojou said, as he pulled out a pamphlet folded into two.

When opened, it was a simplified map of the central district, with some red circles written on it.

“What’s with that map?”

“Oi, oi, oi, Nanamiii. Oi, oi, oi, oi!”

“That’s irritating in a crude way.”

“Get a grip! There’s only one map I’d pull out in a place like this, right? What else is it if not the Gojou Satoru Sweets Map?”

“That’s why I told you, please go by yourself.”

“It’s really not worth it trying to be senior-like around you, isn’t it?”

“Since long ago, you are also a senior not worth idolizing, you know?”

Nanami sighed so many times he felt as if his lungs are flattened.

The things Gojou talk about in private is 90% of the time, nothing serious.

He fundamentally only talks in his own pace, so if you respond to him properly you’d just feel tired, but even if you gloss over him, you’d still feel irritated.

One wouldn’t be able to understand the stress of having such a person as your superior, senior, and someone absolutely above you in terms of abilities if one doesn’t deal with Gojou Satoru directly. Though, perhaps, Ijichi has it harder than him.

“...... But rather, seriously, why are you even following me? It’s not a case that requires two sorcerers. Much less――”

“Much less the strongest, super handsome sorcerer Gojou Satoru, right?”

He decided to ignore the remark out of exhaustion. Even so, Gojou continued to speak.

“Of course, I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about. Even though it’s a one-man investigation, if it’s you, you’ll definitely be able to finish it without fail.”

“So, why did you come?”

“To turn a case that’s probably nothing to worry about, into a case that’s absolutely nothing to worry about. Even though you alone is sufficient, it’s a case that required a first grade sorcerer going, right? And I’d even heard it has something to do with an evil curse user or those ‘pseudo-users’.”

“...... So you’re saying that the enemy might be a first grade or a special grade curse user?”

“It’s only a hypothetical, though.”

“You’re not the kind of person who’d go out just because of such vague possibility, are you not?”

“The sympathizer act’s going to seep to your core, you know. Well, isn’t it fine to just leave it like that for now? Unexpectedly, it might be that I’m just tired of my busy days and want to go on a vacation in the North.”

“So you’re saying that that isn’t your actual reason?”

“Ah, Nanami. Look, look at that!”

“Please listen what other people are saying. It’s useless telling you that, though.”

On the other end of Gojou’s pointed hand was a small food stall.

On the bright yellow signboard, the words ‘jaga-butter’ was written with a huge, red font - anyone’s self-assertion has never been this strong.

“If you think about it, a jaga-butter stall’s kind of bold, isn’t it? It’s just roasted potato topped with butter they’re selling. They’re not hard to make at home.”

“They’re similar to stone-baked sweet potatoes[5], are they not?”

“Now that you said that, that’s kinda true. As expected of you, Nanami. Your focus’ deep in those sunglasses.” [6]

“That’s just the location of my eyes.”

“By the way, Nanami, what’s the jaga in jaga-imo?” [7]

“There’s a theory that said jaga-imo is imported to Japan from the Jakarta Harbor.”

“How could you answer instantly!? Scary.”

“Conversely, how could you not know? You’re the man who loves jaga-butter second in the whole nation, aren’t you?”

“After all, number two will always be number two. If you’re going to do something then you have to aim for number one, huh... that’s that, so Cap’n, I’ll have one jaga-butter!”

In the middle of the conversation, in a very natural way, Gojou had moved closer to the stall, so Nanami’s reaction was a bit slow.

“You’re going to eat?”

“Of course. After all, I’m the number two jaga-butter lover in the nation.”

“Even though we’re actually here for a job.”

“Then you don’t have to eat, I’ll just savour the taste of Hokkaido by myself.”

“I’m eating.”

“See, you’re eating too.”

Two men sat on the bench at the main street park. One wore casual, all-black clothes, and the other a neat suit. Both wore sunglasses. They sit side by side, eating jaga-butter.

Sapporo is a metropolis city in which you’d just pass off performers and cosplayers with ‘guess people like that exists’, but even taking that into account, the two still attracts attention.

“Uwah, delicious! It’s soft and flaky, y’know, fresh from the oven!”

“It wont turn out like this if you roast them at home.”

“Yeah, you’re seriously right. I underestimated jaga-butter... guess it is stall-worthy.”

“This makes me want to drink some beer. As I thought, it would’ve been better to have this at the end of the job.”

“Beer, huh? I don’t really understand the thought of eating something delicious by itself with sake. ...... Eh? Huh?”

“What’s wrong?”

“Don’t your jaga-butter looks kinda different to mine?”

“It’s because I put shio-kara[8] on it. It’s delicious - but I’m not going to share.”

“Nah, don’t need it. It looks kinda like the cursed spirit I exorcised the other day.”

“............”

If everything goes well, Hokkaido was supposed to be the place Nanami could have a change of pace in.

Stress were piled up inside of Nanami just a little bit.

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Because they are proper adults, after they enjoyed the soft and flaky jaga-butter, they tidied up neatly and headed to the east of the main street park, towards the television tower.

The main street park ended there, and near the bus center a large road crossed from the north to south.

It was a large road - a very important traffic route for the city, yet unexpectedly there were not that much people walking on it.

This has something to do with Sapporo’s city structure.

“So, what kind of cruel curse user are we going to investigate, again? Though, whether or not it involves a curse user is still vague.”

“Did you follow me despite your uncertainties?”

“You’re the one who’s going to deal with it, so.”

“I want to say ‘then please don’t come’, but... Rather, how could you eat soft cream after you ate something so filling?”

“Aren’t you also eating!?”

As he licked the cheese and milk twin soft cream skillfully as to not let it spill, Gojou naturally walked in front of Nanami.

Nobody knows where he’s heading to, still he moved in a way only someone who knew the details of the case would be able to do.

According to Gojou, he couldn’t believe Nanami’s choice of neither milk nor chocolate soft cream but cookies and cream soft cream despite being in Hokkaido, and that he doesn’t want to even see it[9]. Nanami wondered what he’s on about even though he’s wearing sunglasses.

Nanami wanted to tell Gojou to not walk around as he pleased, yet he thought that explaining the situation would be a faster choice.

Because if it were the usual Gojou, he wouldn’t even have to ask Nanami for the details.

So, the fact that he actually asked Nanami shows that Gojou didn’t have any information at all. In sum, Gojou knew that the case wasn’t one that needed his intervention.

Yet, Gojou still followed Nanami.

Nanami knew that Gojou wasn’t that free a man he could go to the northern part of the country just to kill time. Nanami wanted to know what Gojou’s true aim is.

In any case, in order to make Gojou talk about his true intention, Nanami had no choice but to to quickly explain about the ‘puppet uproar’.

Nanami thought about efficiency and decided to explain the case concisely.

“It seems that everything started with a website called ‘Yomotsu Hirasaka’.” [10]

“What an amazing naming sense.”

“It seems like it’s a website established with an independent server so no one could find it through search engines... Ijichi managed to find the website through some information.”

“He’s an excellent guy.”

Gojou remarked plainly, as if it’s the most natural thing in the world.

Hearing that, Nanami inferred, “Ah, this guy must’ve forced Ijichi to spill out my destination.”

It was not as if Ijichi Kiyotaka was a super hacker.

Even so, if he’d only know what to look for, the man called Ijichi would be able to find out ‘the ways to search’ for it.

In this information-saturated society, the ability to search was, most of the time, more useful than technical knowledge.

In that sense, Ijichi is valued highly.

Well, even though he’s valued highly, whether one would reward kindly someone who had leaked out information is another thing altogether. Nanami decided to scold Ijichi later.

“So, that bad taste of a website... what’s it for? Don’t tell me you use it to watch amusing videos?”

“The website was a simple and plain one. Makes you feel nostalgic, even.”

“The ones with an access counter where you have to report back if you hit the kiriban?” [11]

“It does have that kind of feel to it.”

“I hate myself for feeling nostalgic.”

“That’s because we are already at that age, too.”

As his soft cream flattened, Nanami munched at the cone, paused a breathe, and continued.

“In the end, it was found that that website’s a teller window for contacting a curse user.”

“Teller window?”

“There’s a simple form, and if you write your request in the form and send it, the website will show you a registered mail to send your money to. You’ll be able to buy their products that way.”

“Ain’t that a mail order service with mailing payment? The analog one.”

“The address leads to a certain building in Hokkaido owned by a small real estate agent. It’s a two tatami, one ken wide share house.” [12]

“What are you even going to share?”

“It has twenty mailboxes. It seems that a shady lot is using the place as a simple post office box.”

“The modus operandi’s a yakuza front, huh. It’s not something a curse user would think of.”

“For good or worse, sorcerers from historical families wouldn’t even think of establishing such routes, would they.”

“...... So, in the end, what are they selling? If it’s a stray curse user, they’re probably selling some ripoff cursed object to repel cursed spirits the size of a fly head or just trying to make small earnings by cursing other people, but... Nanami wouldn’t get called out just to handle small fries like them, right?”

“What great comprehension you have.”

“Think well about who you’re talking to before you say that. Even though you got called out, I wasn’t told anything at all, so it must be something those higher-up old men wanted to hide from me, right?”

“If so, don’t you think there’s a possibility that I am ‘forbidden to talk about the details’ by them?”

“That’s unrelated. If I feel like it, I’d be able to make anyone talk, after all. The only thing they could do is to at least make it so that ‘the mission itself isn’t known’. So my being here is already their failure.”

“I always think about this, but if your head works that well then could you please look up the case yourself without having me to explain it?”

“Even if it’s not impossible for me to do it by myself, letting my juniors handle bothersome things is the fastest way.”

“... Sigh...”

Nanami’s sigh was a long one.

It wasn’t as if Nanami’s hesitating whether or not to talk about the details, it’s just that he wanted to sigh at the tyrannical senior sorcerer.

After he inhaled, Nanami finally touched upon the heart of the matter.

“――the resurrection of the dead.”

“...... Come again?”

Gojou, quite unusually, doubted his hearing.

That was how absurd Nanami’s words were. Nanami himself also realized this, which was why his tone was full of exhaustion.

“The thing that website is selling is a ‘new vessel’ to call back the soul of the dead... they are calling it the ‘Resurrection Puppet’[13], it seems.”

“... Another senseless joke, huh?”

“In all probability it’s bogus, is it not. However...”

“Nah, I understood already.”

Gojou waved his hand.

In the short exchange they had, he understood the situation so well he got fed up.

“In all probability, it’s 99% confirmed that it’s a bogus business... yet, if there’s even a one in a million chance it’s true, they can’t ignore it. Am I right?”

In this world, there are some truths that one doesn’t have to think to understand.

For example, things like after dawn breaks, morning will come. That ice is cold. That apples would fall off the tree.

Because there are laughably simple, yet definite rules, the world holds up.

Conversely, if these truths are overturned, the world will collapse.

If 1 + 1 isn’t 2, then every calculation will crumble. If the dawn breaks and morning doesn’t come, just because of that this planet will perish.

We wouldn’t be able to laugh if things that are laughably simple don’t stay the way they are.

The irreversible nature of time is one of those truths.

Spilt water wont go back to its tray. Regret don’t come first. Time wont go back to the past.

The most symbolic, easiest to understand example of this has to be the phenomenon of ‘death’.

“Of course they wouldn’t want me to know. As the lot who wanted to certainly erase Sukuna’s host.”

“It seems you understood.”

“They’re really looking down on me, aren’t they? Do they think I’d count on something like that?”

“Fearing even only 1% of chance, and destroying it. That’s the reason why people in power keep reigning in power, is it not?”

“It’s certainly 100% bogus, though.”

“Surely. If one could do something like that――”

“If one could do something like that, this world would’ve ended a long time ago.”

The dead will never come back. Because they don’t come back, people can give up on their past. Because they don’t come back, people could at least pursue the right death.

If bringing people back from the dead is possible, it is likely a curse too big for this world.

Truly, an absolute curse deserving of the name ‘King of the Curses’.

“Although the subject of this suspicious business seem to be limited to ‘resurrecting babies’... the chance of it being real is still zero.”

“Babies? What’s with that?”

“I’m not sure. The target customers are limited to those. To investigate everything including that fact is my job.”

“Even though resurrecting the dead itself is totally fake.”

“Even so, the investigation still has to be done. That’s what working is.”

Gojou lifted his head as he munched on the soft cream cone.

After he licked the cream dripping off his thumb, Gojou put on a very exhausted face, and he looked at Nanami from the depths of his sunglasses.

“Y’know, Nanami. Is being a salaryman shittier than being a sorcerer?”

“If you don’t put into account an individual’s suitability, then I’d say it’s fifty-fifty.”

“This society’s re~ally cursed, huh.”

“There’s no helping that expression, isn’t it.”

“So, Nanami. The guy who’s selling those puppets... let’s just call him the ‘Puppet Maker’. You’d at least already know his location, right? Where should we go?”

“We’ve walked past it, because a certain someone decided to move around as he pleased.”

“Eh, it’s my fault?”

“Please don’t make me think that being a salaryman is better because you’re not around.”

Nanami, just a little bit, looked back on his resignation.

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A city is not something that only expands vertically.

A city that has passed the limits of density above ground would mostly expand their space horizontally.

In other words, they either pile their building upwards, or expand their space underground.

“I see, an underground shopping center, huh?”

“It’s still alright because there are a lot of entrance to the underground in the above ground, but we did make quite a detour.”

The existence of underground space reflects the liveliness of the railroad network, thus it could be said that it is one of the indicators if a town is a metropolis or not.

Now then, the underground walking space in front of the Sapporo Station is a relatively new and vast road, and from there you can access almost every major establishments between the station and Susukino[14].

That’s the reason why, despite there being a large road above ground, the amount of walkers are not overly dense. One can truly call this vast underground space where traffic lights and the weather don’t matter the other city piled below the city.

“How fashionable. There are sky lights even though it’s underground.”

“There’s even convenience stores, book shops, terraces, library teller windows, and even beauticians as well as fortune-tellers. If all of those exist here, I guess it wouldn’t be a long shot for a ‘Puppet Maker’ to be here.”

“Anyways, why didn’t we just come down here in the first place?”

“That was my plan in the first place. It’s just that there’s someone who wouldn’t listen and started eating jaga-butter instead.”

“Seriously? I’ll make sure to scold them when I see ‘em.”

“If it’s a mirror you’re looking for, there’s one in the toilet.”

“But for real..... this place’s really fashionable. There’s an exhibition space with an event currently on going, and even performers. It’s like all the liveliness gathered here rather than the above ground. Though... that’s also bad in itself.”

There was a good reason behind Gojou’s frown.

Sapporo is a peculiar city.

Humans are all unique. There are as many personalities as there are humans.

If it were Tokyo, each area like Shibuya, Asakusa, Shinjuku, Akihabara, etcetera have their own characteristics - and people too, gather at those places depending on their personality. Perhaps it’s easier to understand with terms like Shibuya-type and Akiba-type.

On the contrary, Sapporo is chaotic.

In the shopping district where young people gather, there are also anime goods store for maniacs, old, longstanding shopping street, and red light district where the desires of adults jumble together.

All of these exists on the same street, intermingling in an extra close proximity.

Naturally, the ‘energy’ gathering there is also intermixed.

Resentment, jealousy, anger, partiality, attachment, envy, disgust, selfishness.

Negative energy should, by nature, disperse depending on the city’s disposition - yet, this city doesn’t differentiate between dispositions.

Furthermore, it’s an underground walking space.

A long and wide road, as well as a vast underground city.

The cylindrical structure passing through most of the city’s major establishment, calculated to have the maximum convenience, brought the diverse people riding on the train into the same space, complete with their negative energy.

From a sorcerer’s perspective, the underground city that looked brilliant and lively at a glance is truly people’s melting pot of energy.

“Though ‘cause of that, it’s easier to pick up on the fishy direction.”

“Yes. Because you can feel unpleasant feeling at a glance.”

The stagnant air is bad already in this underground city where a lot of people come and go.

However, even in the middle of that, there’s certainly a presence of gloom worth mentioning.

For a sorcerer capable of chasing cursed spirits through the remnants of curse techniques, one could say that it’s even easier than tracing the source of a gas leak.

As they weave their way through the crowd of people, Nanami and Gojo pursued the presence, walking south of the underground city.

As they walked for some tens of minutes, the smartly organized new area ended, and they stepped into the old area with rather different tastes.

Compared to the new area, there were a lot of places where the structure is complicated, like the side ways and the road to the subway.

Though that’s not to say that the amount of people there decreased, so as a result it becomes an even crowded place.

In the middle of the people coming and going.

In the middle of the stream of people, as if an overflowing river, there it was...... the ‘stagnation’.

“Nanami.”

“Yes――that must be a lead.”

On the other end of the two sorcerer’s line of sight was a pair of parent and child.

A mother holding a baby in her arms, and a boy around five, six years old.

Gojou and Nanami pricked up their ears as they carefully closed in on them.

“――Geez, Akito. Why won’t you understand?”

“No!! Mommy, don’t bring something like that with you!! I don’t wanna, don’t wanna!!”

“You’re the big brother, don’t say something strange so egoistically. Look...... Natsuki’s crying again.”

“No!! No!! I’m not a big brother!!”

The mother corrected her hold on the baby called Natsuki, her expression troubled.

Of course, the child called Akito was also important for her.

Yet, parents are just no match for young children. The swaying expression of the mother holding the small body in her arms held an almost maddening amount of love.

At a loss with her crying child as she comforted her baby, the everyday figure of a mother.

If normal people were to look at it, it must’ve been a usual, pleasant scene.

A small child getting irritated because he felt his mother being taken away by the younger child. If it was an adult, they would’ve concluded that it’s a normal thing and go on.

However, the state of the boy, Akito, looked too desperate to call it mere irritation.

It was certain that what he felt are feelings of not wanting his parents to be taken away.

Yet, that hostility was too sharp for something you’d point at your blood-related brother.

The mother most probably realized it also, as her expression - at first a just a bitter laugh, gradually turned into that of discomfort, into exhaustion, and finally anger.

“Why do you say that!?”

“’Cause, ‘cause...!”

“He’s your little brother, you know? Don’t you feel bad for him?”

“That thing’s not my little brother!”

“Akito!”

The enraged mother followed her emotions and raised her hand.

However, even though she’d swung down her hand, there wasn’t a painful sound of it hitting her child’s cheek.

All because Nanami had held her wrist.

“Wha... wh-what’s with you!?”

Of course, the mother was flustered.

From her point of view, Nanami and Gojou were suspicious people who broke into her family’s everyday.

Even though she knew violence was something to reproach, she has to scold her child who’d made harsh remarks towards her baby. A stranger’s intervention was something she couldn’t accept.

However, there was a reason for Nanami and Gojou’s reproach of her.

As a sorcerer before an adult.

“Please let me go! This is a problem between parent and child!”

“I cannot do that. Do you understand what it is you’re holding in your arms?”

“What do you mean ‘what’...?”

“I see, so this is what they meant by puppet.”

“Ahh!”

Gojou closed his head in from the opposite side of Nanami, looking into the baby in the mother’s arms.

“Just as I wondered what’s going to come... so it’s something like that. To sell something like this and call it resurrection, what a huge scam.”

“P-please stop! Don’t touch Natsuki!”

“Hee... ‘that thing’s’ that important to you? Even more than the child crying and screaming at your feet?”

“Of course! I also gave birth to this child――”

“You bought it, didn’t you?”

Hearing Nanami’s words, the mother froze.

It was as if a hand was shoved into one’s guts, as if one’s spine was gripped tightly, that kind of despair-causing chill.

It was clearly words one couldn’t utter unless they know of the situation.

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“――Cursed corpse?”

The mother repeated after Nanami’s words, as if ruminating it.

Perhaps because it was an unfamiliar word, the mother’s intonation was a bit awkward.

“Yes. To explain it simply...... Ah. Perhaps calling it a cursed doll would be easier to understand.”

One could feel Nanami’s consideration towards non-sorcerers through his explanation.

If you’ve experienced being a working adult, you’d be reliable in this kinds of things - Gojou quietly acknowledged.

“Doll, you said... but... this child is so...”

“It’s very well made to the point of surprise. If a normal person were to look at it, they wouldn’t be able to differentiate it with real babies.”

“...... This child is, my real...”

“You, as the one who made the transaction, knows best that it’s not, right?”

“......”

“Usually, there aren’t many sorcerers that could make such a human-like cursed corpse. ...This is just my guess, but in order for it to be made, they asked you of something other than money, didn’t they?”

“Uh...”

The baby in her arms was truly well made.

Swaying its arms and legs as if grasping for the sky, the cherry blossom colored cheeks itched. It was a textbook way to appeal to a woman’s motherly instincts.

Even so, that was only about the looks.

From a sorcerer’s perspective, there was only repulsiveness.

It was a matter of course. After all――

“Perhaps it was――”

“You were asked to give them your baby’s remains, weren’t you?”

“......Gojou-san.”

“Of course they’d limit their service to just a babies. ‘Cause there’s no way to drag an adult’s dead body around.”

Nanami, who had tried to get information out of the mother with ambiguous words dropped his shoulders at Gojou’s frank remarks.

From the mother’s discomposure, it seems that Gojou’s words hit the nail on the head.

Using a dead body as material to make a cursed corpse that moves as if it’s alive.

If one has an understanding of curse techniques, one would know how twisted, blasphemous, and depraving this technique is.

However, that was enough to show ordinary people the sweet nightmare of having “resurrected the death”.

Indeed, the cold, harsh truth uttered by Gojou was needed to wake her up from the nightmare. It sounds good if one were to say he purposefully took the role, yet it nobody’s sure if Gojou actually did that while thinking of Nanami’s position.

Whatever his true intention is, Gojou’s words continue.

“It looks alive, but actually it’s no different than a programmed pet robot, y’know? That thing.”

“That’s a lie! After all, I heard about it! ......I heard that Natsuki will come back, so I paid money...”

“If one’s a parent, shouldn’t one know? Of their children’s smallest habits, how they express their feelings...... and the fact that no presence of a living soul could be felt from that baby.”

“............”

“Further more――”

For a moment, Nanami moved his gaze under the sunglasses towards Akito.

The boy, looking about five years in age, clung on to his mother’s legs and looked up at her with a worried, yet determined expression on his face.

“――It seems that that child understands. That his mother’s heart is about to be snatched away by something unknown.”

“That’s......”

“The shape of truth is different for each person. If the truth that you chose was the one in which ‘you have not lost any children’, then I have no right to say anything, but......”

He pushed his sunglasses up with his middle finger, and breathed once before continuing.

There are times when children prepared themselves much more determined and firmer than adults thought they could.

The boy named Akito surely knows that ‘he has to hold on to his mother no matter what’. It’s commendable, yet the cruel reality that forced such a small boy to take on that role felt more painful.

That’s why, Nanami put in quiet prayers into his next remark.

“It is also true that you are turning your eyes away from ‘the present in which your living child is worrying about you’.”

“......I......”

That mother too, deep down in her heart understood.

That Nanami’s words are right, that what she’s done is nothing but escapism.

Even so, Nanami also understood that it wasn’t something one could easily reply ‘yes, I understand’ to.

To regain the person once lost, only to lose them again.

Nanami understood the cruelty, yet he has to keep pressing for her to choose, no matter what.

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“It’s really harder to cut down people’s attachment than to exorcise curses, huh?”

What made Gojou mutter such a thing was that so much tears and weeping were involved until they finally managed to collect the cursed corpse.

From underground one wouldn’t know, but outside the sun has already set considerably. If they were to use force to retrieve the cursed corpse, then the wound in the mother’s heart wont ever heal. They had to wait until the mother let it go by herself.

You didn’t work at all, so you could at least carry the luggage, he was told, and though he was unwilling and declined at least three times, in the end he was made to carry Nanami’s bag.

Inside was the cursed corpse they retrieved from the mother.

“Nanami, this is a bit too heavy to be put inside a hand bag!”

“We can’t just throw it away, can we? Moreover, it’s an important lead. If we compare the curse power inside the puppet, we could pursue the creator through even the smallest remnants.”

“Yea, I guess. The ‘Puppet Maker’ who sold it looks like he had the intention to hide the traces of his curse power, but... as expected, the guy’s unqualified. There’s a limit to being sloppy.”

“Yes, indeed.”

In the end, they managed to find the ringleader’s stronghold very easily, a little bit too fast.

It was an especially old area even in the underground city.

Branching off of the wide area, a road connecting to a certain building’s underground floor. On the back of the stairs leading to the floors above, a complicated zig-zagging road.

Perhaps it was formerly rented by an izakaya[15].

Judging from how nasty the place look like, it certainly doesn’t fit to be a place for respectable businesses. Yet, it is a perfect location to run fishy businesses in.

Using a technique of the same principle as a ‘curtain’, at the very least the place was hidden from the people.

Even so, for a concealment it was nothing but crude.

For Nanami and Gojou who are following the remnants of the curse technique, it was as if there were footsteps continuing non-stop towards the place.

“Makes you really feel the fact that we’re short of sorcerers. To let a third-rate like this boldly create a base like this...”

“Strong curses are concentrated in the metropolitan areas. It is proportionate to the sorcerers’ activities as well. No matter what we do, our guard tend to be duller on other regions.”

“Though, usually it would’ve been fine to just let this level of evil curse user do as they please.”

It wasn’t only one of them.

However, it wasn’t as if they gave each other signals, yet the two of them stepped one leg forward,

“Now that they have made such a damage,”

“As expected, we have to crush them, huh?”

At practically the same time, the two sorcerers kicked down the door.

The sound of wood and latch creaking echoed flashily, as dust danced in the air. The two sorcerers appeared in a boorish way as if they’re from a yakuza movie, it made the owner of the room――the ‘Puppet Maker’ to reflexively rise on his feet.

“......Wh-what the fuck are you bastards...?”

“If you think we look like customers, then have your eyes checked in the hospital, you small fry.”

“We’re sorcerers, you see. Proper ones.”

“Different from you.”

Especially strong contempt filled Gojou’s voice.

The inside of the room they forced into could only be described as shabby.

The look of the interior was inconsistent, it wasn’t clear if the owner wanted it to look Japanese, Chinese, or Korean, as if they only cared about the ambiance.

From a lion decoration to a synthetic-looking mummy. A pit viper in formalin. A mask covered in paint, one you’d see being sold in souvenir shops.

And to complete the look, the master of the room, ‘Puppet Maker’s’ clothes.

The fabric of his clothes - that’s even unclear if it is an onmyouji’s[16] or a Shinto priest’s - look cheap as if it was borrowed from a rental shop.

And on top of that, he had talismans - that barely works as as a good luck charm - all over his body, tied around it as if bandages.

From the eyes of a sorcerer, it looks like nothing but a costume.

Even if the other party’s an ordinary person, it’s impertinent to think they’d get deceived by such looks.

No - in reality, there are people who are deceived and damages have emerged, so it’s really hopeless.

One could say that from head to toe, this person is nothing but an insult to sorcerers.

“Sorcerers...? I-I-I, I-I see, so you guys, y-you guys are also sorcerers...!”

“What the hell’s with that ‘also’? Don’t tell me you count yourself as a sorcerer?”

“Please, don’t put up unskillful resistance against us. It’s exhausting having to hold back.”

The feelings Nanami held are most likely the same.

The creases between his eyebrows behind the sunglasses he wore was deep.

In there, Nanami’s instinctive disgust towards the existence of the ‘Puppet Maker’ as well as his inhumane acts showed.

Right now he wields no weapon, but he’s in a stance where he could go into his battle mode in a moment’s notice.

Even though the Puppet Maker was a sham sorcerer, the strong, intimidating air the first grade sorcerer, Nanami let out could even be felt by an ordinary person’s senses.

Conversely, if one could still be relaxed in this situation, they are either an idiot... or they’ve lost their consciousness already.

“Ah, a-a-aaaah... wha-what are you, here for?”

“If you still don’t understand what we’re here for even now, just don’t talk, wont you? Stupidity stops being lovable when it’s too much.”

“I, I-I, I have no time left, no time!!”

“That’s our line. Soon it’d be four. Even if it’s on a business trip, I don’t want to work on off-hours.”

Nanami and Gojou, whilst keeping their side-by-side position, stepped towards the Puppet Maker.

In this small room, if the two of them were to block the way in, there’d be nowhere to escape.

It was a checkmate.

Now that it had turned this way, the action the Puppet Maker could take is limited.

To prepare himself to be rash and thrust through Nanami and Gojou to run away, or try to put up an unsightly fight by waving around a blunt weapon or something of the sort. Another one is to resign to his fate.

――in the end.

The action that the Puppet Maker took was neither.

“H-h-he, he――help mee!!”

“Huh?”

“I-I-I, I’m g-gla-glad. I was going to look for you guys! Real sorcerers! He-help me, if it’s money you want I have it! That’s why, that’s why...”

The Puppet Maker clung on to Nanami’s legs――and begged the latter to save him.

In that moment, both Nanami and Gojou felt a sense of wrongness.

Indeed, this man - this Puppet Maker couldn’t even be called a sorcerer.

It doesn’t have to be Nanami - even the high school’s first years would be able to control the situation. That was how weak this Puppet Maker is as a sorcerer and curse user.

However――he’s too weak.

The curse power inside the cursed corpse certainly wasn’t strong at all.

The technique used was also a simple one - to mechanically respond to a human’s calls, nothing but deceit.

Even so, he was too weak.

The person clinging on to Nanami’s legs was too weak, so weak he couldn’t have possibly used even that level of curse technique.

However, certainly the same curse power leaked out from the man.

In other words, they’ve finally reached the one truth.

“――Nanami.”

“Yes. We thought he’s cursing people just for fun――it seems that he’s the cursed one.”

As if the short exchange was a signal, the mutation started.

Ripping off the talismans binding the Puppet Maker’s clothes――countless ‘arms’ flew out from under the clothes, just like a whip.

“Tch,”

Nanami tried to dodge with the littlest possible movement, yet changed his judgment in a moment’s notice.

It was because on the tips of the ‘arms’ swinging around, jumped out some insect-like creatures. As he dodged the arms’ direct hit, Nanami took off his suit’s outer garment and brushed off the insect-like creatures.

The Puppet Maker’s body has truly become that of a puppet’s.

Human flesh and puppet colluded in a warped way to form a disarrayed contour. His neck and left arm still barely holds their flesh and blood, but there was nothing more tragic than his left chest below.

The puppet head distorted in hatred bit at his heart.

Sharp, wooden skeleton akin to a bamboo spear penetrated through his flesh, joining with his body. That body was already over 70% turned into a puppet, drawing a spider-like silhouette.

“Ah, aaaaaaaaaaaahh, help, he-help! Money, I-I have money, I’ll pay, so please exorcise this!! This thing, this thing this thing this thing this thing, get it away from me, away away away away AWAY AWAY!!!”

The Puppet Maker struggling from pain and fear waved about his countless arms as if whips.

That power by itself was just like a storm - if you were to take a hit with your body, your bones will definitely get crushed into pieces, yet that wasn’t its real threat.

The most repulsive thing is the countless small insects that came out of the puppet’s stomach, squirming over its skin.

No...... if you were to look closer, you’d realize that it was actually a swarm of small cursed corpses.

They were eating the Puppet Maker’s body, as well as the ‘babies’ corpses’ hidden below his clothes, as they propagate and grow.

“......A cursed corpse that’s also a production factory that propagates itself, is it.”

Knitting flesh and hair, even now some cursed corpses are being produced in a slow pace.

The man’s body had been too corroded that there’s no longer any need to tell of it.

And then, the last question was finally answered.

“I’ve been thinking... ‘If the baby’s skin is used in the creation of the cursed corpse given to the parents, then what did the culprit do to the rest of the flesh?’, but... I see, so he’s supplying the flesh for it to eat.”

“Even though he’d used dead bodies, I was still unsure how this kind of man could create such an elaborate cursed corpse, but...”

“It wasn’t something a modern day sorcerer could just make. If not a shadow of an old sorcerer family member’s former self, then it’s a cursed tool dug out from the depths of a warehouse... or rather, a cursed object on a rampage, ain’t it?”

“Considering how he’d prepared such a complicated transaction route, at first it must have been simply a way to make money. It is certain that there are evil intentions. There is no room for taking extenuating circumstances into consideration in the first place, but...”

Nanami sighed, completely exhausted.

“It’s something that devours not only dead bodies but also living things. We can’t take it slowly, can we.”

Gojou dropped his shoulders listlessly.

A puppet that eats human flesh and gives birth to other puppets.

Even though he’d collected flesh to provide meals for it, the Puppet Maker couldn’t feed it on time, and he’s now possessed by the puppet itself.

Whichever one of them shouldn’t exist in this world.

Nanami and Gojou has the same kind of expression on their faces.

The feelings held was resignation.

The face of a human who has accepted the situation.

And the Puppet Maker, who’d sought their help doesn’t take to it kindly.

“Eh, ah, aAh, aren’t you guys, go-going to he-help-heElp me......?”

“Naw, that’s impossible. You understood yourself, don’t you?”

“Although if it hadn’t progressed to this stage, perhaps Ieiri-san could have cut it off.”

Nanami reached his arm to his back.

On his back, he has a large blade befitting to be described as a nata[17].

Nanami carries it.

As someone who had quit being a salaryman and chose to become a sorcerer instead. He carries the blade that he must swing down.

Nanami thrusted the sword towards the Puppet Maker.

“Wa, wait, what is thAt?”

“7:3.”

Nanami swung his blade to cut the air.

“My technique allows me to cut my target into 7:3 segments... and by doing so, will forcefully create a weak point in them. It doesn’t matter if the target is an living being or an inanimate object. Even someone like you, who are a fusion of both, will be counted as one being.”

“......whA, whAt are you talking about......”

Disclosing your technique.

The amplification of the effects of a technique by means of binding. Under the condition of explaining your technique - a demerit - you could increase your attack power.

In other words, for Nanami it was like a a declaration of intention to absolutely annihilate the enemy.

“It’s not as if I don’t pity you because of your appearance, but it’s clear that in the first place, you’re the one that started it all by making money with a dangerous curse technique.”

“...O, oO, oI? You’re joking, right? I-I-I, I’m a human, you know? What’s a sorcerer like you try-trying to do to a-A-a a human with that blade?”

“It’s already too late for that body.”

“No, no, nonononono, ah, what’s with thAt treatment!? I, I, I resurrected the dead! And I saved them! The people’s hearts! I saved them! Yet, I’m the onLy one who su-su-suffers...! S-suffer... th-the he-hearts... hearts! Hearts!! He-he...”

“Your words and your consciousness is already unsteady. More importantly――”

Nanami skillfully swung his sword in the narrow space.

It was clear even to the Puppet Maker that Nanami’s movement was filled with a certain intent to kill. When you are cornered into an absolute predicament, there are only so little actions you can take.

Fear and impatience controlled the Puppet Maker.

And then...... the one who broke the tension was Nanami.

“――You who had scattered curses to other people are already a curse yourself.”

“I’ll KILL yOUuUuuuuUuuuuUUuuU!!!”

Thus, the Puppet Maker jumped towards Nanami.

Nanami did not move.

He only used his body’s recoil, and slashed the wind with his brandished blade.

“If you are an adult, then bear your responsibilities.”

A single stroke.

“――――Ah,”

The Puppet Maker couldn’t even let out a sound of agony in his death.

The technique power-upped by disclosure of information accurately cut the Puppet Maker’s body to a 7:3 ratio.

The body was cut diagonally from the shoulders, cleanly dividing the puppet part and the flesh and blood, and it fell to the ground.

The separated puppet body that had probably used the Puppet Master’s soul as nutrient to move made robotic clattering sounds before it finally stopped moving.

And then.

“......Ah..... Ah...... A, ah... Ah...... Aah......”

The Puppet Master muttered feebly in a voice that didn’t even form words, and finally stopped moving as if a puppet whose strings were cut. A few moments after, as if a child whose umbilical cords are cut down, the cursed corpses that looked like small insects also stopped moving one after another.

Ironically, even though only for a moment before his death, the flesh and blood of the Puppet Master that had been cut off from the puppet died as a human.

Even if that truth couldn’t clear one’s heart..... it was also true that Nanami’s single stroke was able to turn him back to a human.

“Good work there, Nanami.”

After Gojou patted his shoulder, Nanami swung his arms in a circular motion to ease its stiffness.

“It would’ve been way easier if you were the one to do it, though.”

“Even though he’s this kinda guy, if we still want to bury him as a human, then your technique is better suited than mine, y’know.”

“I really don’t want to be suited to this kind of job.”

“In any case, let’s take down just the curtain and let the others deal with the rest. As expected, disposing dead bodies are beyond my capacity.”

“This time you didn’t do anything at all, though, did you?”

With Nanami’s deep, long sigh as the last thing uttered by the two of them, the room turned silent.

The lion decoration, the synthetic-looking mummy, the pit viper in formalin was, as ever, enshrined in the room that has lost its master.

Was the owner of the room a human? Or a puppet?

At the point in time during which the two sorcerers arrived, the answer’s already vague.

However, the traces of blood spread out on the floor looked fresh and vibrant, as if proving his humanity.

Before long, those traces too, got wiped clean as if it was never there.

In the end, only silence remained in the depths of the underground.

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“There’s a saying that goes like, ‘heal thyself’, right?”

Gojou suddenly muttered, as he swayed his glass on the bar counter.

Gojou started the conversation without any preface, so it took Nanami a moment to realize that he’s being talked to.

“......Are you talking about the Puppet Maker?”

“About the entirety of sorcerers. To deal with a curse ultimately means to deal with people’s negative energy. Jobs that make you feel bad will increase.”

“So you’re talking about the dangers of accumulating curses within yourself.”

“Even if you’re used to it, it doesn’t really feel good, right? Makes you want to get drunk.”

“The drink you ordered was ‘Florida’, wasn’t it? That’s non-alcoholic.”

“I didn’t do anything, so I don’t have to get drunk.”

“Please don’t say that so confidently.”

As he looked at Nanami, who’s currently gulping down ‘Gimlet’, Gojou laughed.

“Nanami’s actually a compassionate person, right?”

“What’s up with you, suddenly?”

“You could divide your feelings, but it’s not like you’re okay. An adult more or less have a way to handle the frictions born from such a situation, right? That’s exactly why sake is a wonder drug for the heart.”

“That’s quite an uninteresting talk, but are you going to continue?”

“I’m really not teasing you at all,”

Nanami had a suspicious eye behind his sunglasses, yet when he made sure that Gojou doesn’t have his usual frivolous smile on, Nanami quietly returned to a listening stance.

Realizing that, Gojou continued.

“Seeing that the ones giving birth to curses are humans, then the students I’m in charge of, too, will one day have to face the evil intentions of shitty humans.”

“......That’s because they’re sorcerers.”

The world is full of irrational things.

People’s evil intentions, and the curses it gave birth to.

Not only sorcerers, every person has to bite into such bitterness, know what it means to give up, and pile up despairs to become an adult.

Nanami knows that.

And Gojou knew that Nanami became an adult by going through all of it.

That’s why, he made this speech to him.

“People like us knows how to release out such poisons that runs through the heart. However, youngsters that are on their sensitive period are different. There are cases where one poison could destroy their hearts.”

“To deal with the poison left inside children is the role of an adult. Shouldn’t someone in a teaching profession like you know that better than I do?”

“I know. That’s why I came to talk to you.”

Gojou gulped down the contents of his glass and ordered to the bartender.

“‘Cinderella’ for two, ‘kay?”

“You must be joking.”

Nanami narrowed his eyes at the fact that a cocktail even sweeter than the one Gojou ordered before was prepared for him, too.

Of course it was non-alcoholic. It’s a type of mixed juice.

Gojou ignored Nanami who seemed to want to complain as he turned his gaze towards the shelf behind the back bar and continued his words.

“There’s a child I want to try to leave in your care for once.”

“It’s not Fushiguro-kun, is it?”

“Itadori Yuuji. You know him, don’t you?”

“.........I heard he died.”

“He’s keeping the King of Curses inside of him. He’s on a different level than the bogus ‘puppet that could resurrect the dead’.”

The bartender slowly put down two glasses on top of the counter.

Golden colored liquid that looked like the setting sun.

Considering its name, perhaps it was the color of full moon. Or, possibly, the hair color of the young man whose name was mentioned in the conversation.

That cocktail was sweet, as if a happily-ever-after fairy tale overflowing with romanticism.

As he held up his glass and swayed it, Gojou continued.

“I’m also really busy, so a chance to talk to you without anyone bothering is somewhat valuable, y’know?”

“I understand that you hate the current sorcery world, but even so I am a person of regulation. I don’t know what kind of expectations you hold for Sukuna’s vessel , but......”

“Not Sukuna’s vessel. This is, to the bitter end, a talk about an individual by the name of Itadori Yuuji.”

“Surely he’s not in such a light situation that one is permitted to talk whilst separating the two?”

“You know, Yuuji is a really honest child.”

Gojou’s fingertips caressed the rim of the glass.

The sound that seem like the high note of a stringed instrument quietly rang.

“He has resolution and courage, as well as the decisiveness needed in battle. Even so, there are parts of him that are just too straightforward. It’s really worrying when a child like that gets his heart broken even once.”

“What do you want me to do now that you’ve said that to me?”

“I told you, didn’t I? I’m really busy. I can’t say I could get around to caring for his mental growth too. It’d help me a lot if there was a chance to leave him in your care even once.”

“You think I’m going to listen to your favor?”

“That’s why I’m making a request to you. Whether he’s a sorcerer or Sukuna’s vessel...... as an adult who wishes for one young man’s healthy growth.”

It was usual for Gojou to speak frivolously, irresponsibly, to line up words that you couldn’t ascertain whether he’s serious or joking. That’s why, you’d know when he’s talking earnestly.

“Because I want to leave him in the care of an adult who understands other people’s pain. Someone like you.”

“...You came here just to say such sugary-sweet[18] words?”

“You know that I have a sweet-tooth, don’t you?”

As he laughed, Gojou passed the other glass to Nanami.

A sweet yet sour golden cocktail.

For a short while, Nanami quietly stared at the cocktail that look almost as if it’s filled with youth’s awkwardness.

“I’m not good with sweets, though.”

Without particularly signaling each other, the two of them gulped down the contents of the glass at the same time.

“Sweet,”

“Delicious, isn’t it?”

In the quiet bar, two contrasting voices echoed.

The two sorcerer’s night wears on,

As it embraced the multitude of whirling hardships and the sweetness that remains in their tongues.

Notes

[1] 三方六 (Sanpouroku) is the name of a Hokkaido local sweet (kind of like baumkuchen). So yeah, it's not... really a question.

[2] じゃがバター (jagabata―)Literally potatoes with butter on top. I heard they're really tasty.

[3] Matsuyama Chiharu is a Japanese folk singer and songwriter. He was born in Hokkaido.

[4] Go is a Japanese board game.

[5] 石焼き芋 (ishiyaki imo). Some people make it at home.

[6] 目の付け所がサングラスの奥 - this phrase is usually not about sunglasses, but rather how one notices things that other people dont (目の付け所が違う） - because he changed the last word, it just became him pointing out where Nanami's eyes are.

[7] じゃが芋 (jaga-imo) means potato - though you'd probably be able to infer that anyways, lol.

[8] 塩辛 (shio-kara) is salted fish entrails.

[9] Hokkaido is very popular for its dairy farms, so it's strange for Nanami not to try the local delicacy, but cookies and cream flavor instead. Also, Nanami's questioning why Gojou cared that much, after all he wears sunglasses so he most probably couldn't tell the difference just by looking at the color.

[10] 黄泉比良坂 (yomotsu hirasaka), according to Japanese mythology, is a hill that's also the border between the world of the living and the dead.

[11] Old Japanese websites usually have access counters. When you hit the kiriban (good numbers like 10.000, 15.000, etc.), you report back to the owner and sometimes they'll give you presents.

[12] Two tatami, one ken is approximately 3,65 x 1,80m. Super small, so Gojou asked what's there to share (since it's a share house).

[13] 反魂人形 (hankon ningyou), literally Anti-Soul Puppet, I think.

[14] Susukino is a shopping district located in the center of Sapporo.

[15] 居酒屋 (izakaya) means a bar, pub or tavern. You usually drink alcohol while eating snacks.

[16] 陰陽師 (onmyouji) is a kind of exorcist.

[17] 鉈 (nata) is like a hatchet? It's a traditional tool that has a wide blade and short handle, exactly like Nanami's.

[18] 甘ったるい (amattarui) also means sentimental.

I am super happy and excited that I managed to finish translating this chapter! The hardest part was definitely the fight with the bad guy...! Can’t wait for the second light novel to come out!! This one only has two stories left, the one with the curse group and the one about Ijichi. I reaaaaaaaaaaally want to read Nobara and Toge’s story TT.

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Rhapsody of a Broken Heart

Anticipation | Episode 1

Featuring:

𝟏 | 𝐊𝐢𝐚

𝟑 | 𝐇𝐞𝐬𝐬

𝟑𝟗 | 𝐋𝐢𝐫𝐚

~1600 words & ~7 mins of reading

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11 pm

Kia finally finished her painting of her mother, who fell asleep during posing, after long hours of working without taking a single break. She puts her brushes away and gets up to wake her mom up. She gets off the puffy chair she was sitting on and approaches her, reaching her hand out to wake her up. Lira eventually wakes up after a short while of being gently shaken.

“Mom I’m done, come look” Kia sounds somewhat tired while saying that. Her mom agrees. Kia helps her to get up and then Lira takes a look at the painting her daughter made.

“Whoa!” Lira didn’t expect to see such a well-made painting of her, it put a massive smile on her. Kia ended up receiving tons of compliments which made her feel confident about her teachers liking it too. Which after Kia went to clean up and let the paint dry. Once she was done, she was told to go rest, she did. Before her door was shut, her mom came in.

“Hey, Kia.” “...Yeah?” Kia asks while yawning. “I have a flight in 3 hours so I’ll get ready to leave. You will be alone for the weekend. Goodnight.” After this, Lira closes the door to Kia’s room. Kia spends most of the night dreaming about meeting her cousin for the first time in her life. The reason why they never met was that her aunt lives in UK but Kia in the US.

. . .

9 am

Kia wakes up, wakes up remembering about all the homework she has to do. It is surprisingly quiet it is at their place. Their neighbors usually sang karaoke at this time or clean up. She decides to use the situation to focus on her studies.

She calls her boy, Hess, over so he’d help her with things she doesn’t understand. He agrees to come over, Kia gets really happy but remembers that she has to study, not fool around with him.

Hess – Kia’s neighbor, best friend, and a boyfriend. Though, considering how long they’ve known each other for, you almost could call them siblings.

He comes right when Kia was making breakfast. She asks if he’d like to eat with her, he agrees. They chat while having a nice and tasty breakfast. Hess tells her about things that are getting worse between him and his family, he feels way better at her place because of how peaceful it is here, comparing to where he lives. Kia could never understand why his parents don’t like him, comparing to his little brother. She considered Hess a really kind, warm, and a clever person, not like his younger bro, who is still really young. They end up talking about Hess’s family for a long time and at one moment Kia remembers about her homework again and asks if he could help.

“Oh?...Yeah, of course. Is there a lot?” he asks. “I’m not sure, I’ll go check,” Kia responds, walking out of the kitchen.

Hess took care of the dishes while Kia was gone. After a while she returned with a bunch of books and placed them all on the sofa in the living room. She notices that there are no plates on the table and looks at Hess

“Did you wash the plates?” “I did.” He replies “Aww! You didn’t have to!” She chuckles “That’s a habit.” He says while approaching Kia, he notices the pile of books “Do you expect me to help you with everything?” “That would be nice if you did, you’re good at explaining.” “I am?” he seems to be slightly surprised “You really are! Don’t I tell you that all the time?” she grins He slightly blushes “I- Thank you..” That sounded somewhat shy Hess sits next to Kia and they begin working together.

After 2 hours they finish with the first subject out of 4. Kia gets up and stretches, she looks out of the window.

“Maybe we should take a walk?” she asks, turning to Hess “Is it warm outside?” “A little breezy but we can if you want to.” He replies “Get up. We’re going on a walk then.” Hess nods and gets up. He waits for Kia to quickly change into something she could go on a walk in. Soon after, Kia returns. They make sure to lock all the windows and the door of course.

. It was really peaceful and warm outside. One of the warmest days in the entire spring. Kia persuaded Hess to hold hands with her while walking. It doesn’t seem like he’s not enjoying it and he’s not even trying to hide that. They both seem to be happy to be together.

They speak about school some more. Hess will graduate soon and Kia graduates in a year. "So..you never told me what you will do after you're out?" She asks him. "Medical School." “Won't it take too long to study in a medical school?” “It will but I believe that it’s worth it.” He began telling her about his dream job being a doctor. He didn’t expect her to be interested but she was. It felt as if nobody had ever cared more about his dreams than Kia. It’s sad to know that there are people who keep everything to themselves. Luckily, Hess has Kia, who seems to be ready to listen to anything he’d say.

Suddenly, rain starts. It doesn’t ruin the mood these two were in, though the break was ruined. They went into a café and ended up studying here cuz Hess got a few books with himself... After the rain has stopped, they quickly went back into Kia’s place and continued to study.

11 pm

Kia and Hess spent their entire day studying and chatting. They agreed to have a sleepover. Hess fell asleep on Kia’s bed while she was making a sketch of him.

Once she was done, she noticed him sleeping. She lies down next to him and snuggles into him. Quickly after, she fell asleep without waking him up.

4 am.

Hess randomly woke up and saw Kia be slightly hugging him. That kind of made him blush. He isn't used to affection so it felt nice. He tried coving them both with a blanket, though his attempt was unsuccessful cuz he was afraid of waking up his sweetie. Instead, he pulled her closer, which, luckily, didn't wake her up. He managed to fall asleep.

At around 7 am they both were woken up by a call on someone's phone. It was Hess's mother calling. He didn't want to pick up and turned the sound off, going back to sleep, since they both were still really sleepy.

Z Z Z

"Wake up, sleepyhead!" Kia shakes Hess while telling him that. He gr0An "nn..what time is it..?" "1 pm already." She replies. "..what? ..oh..when did I even fell asleep?" "At around 11." He was still really sleepy but hearing that he've slept for this long surprised him. Kia gave him some time to properly wake up and waits for him in the living room. Hess comes after a few mins. He looks like a mess. "I'll take a shower." "Of course. Don't forget to take your clothes off." "I- pff- why wouldn't I?" "Last time you didn't." She giggles "Wait, really? I don't remembe- OH. Right. ahah." It kind of lightened him up. He peaced out into the bathroom... After a while he's out. Kia seems to be talking with someone over the phone. ....Hess' phone. He watches her do that. Seems like she's talking to his mom....or no? She's always so nice to everyone that its hard to say who exactly she's speaking to.

He goes to sit next to Kia. Right when she ends the call. "Morning!" She happily greets him. "More like 'good afternoon'. Who were you talking to?" "My mom" "..On my phone?" "Eh?" She looks at the phone she's holding. She gets up and goes into her bedroom. She walks out with a phone just the same as his. "Seems like we are phone mates," she says "..aw." his expression went <:) Its fun to have something that matches. Kia hands him his phone. He checks it and sees 3 missed calls from his mother. Kia notices it. "Not going to call back?" "I don't want to.." seems like he's just fed up with his parents to the point where he doesn't even want to listen to their voices.

She sits next to him. "Hey" He looks at her "yeah?" "I'll get a sibling soon." He's silent for a moment He's confused "..What? Is your mom going to give b-" "no---" Kia interrupts him. "What then? Adopting? And by the way...where's your mom?" "She's in the UK. She will bring my cousin tomorrow." "Ohh... I get it. So you will live with your cousin from now on?" "I think so?" "Why though? Did something happen to your cousins parents?" "I have no idea and hopefully didn't."

The day passed quickly. Kia spent most of her day telling Hess what she would love to do with her cousin and simply dreaming about her. Thought when the evening came, he said that he couldn't stay here any longer. It made K a little upset but she was glad that they spent so much time together.

Night. Kia is peacefully sleeping and having a nice dream about her meeting her cousin. She's not even sure if its a girl or a boy! And how old they are..or anything about them at all. Though, she thinks that her cousin must be younger since Lira, her mom, has a younger sis. At one moment her dream gets really realistic. As if someone us actually hugging her. Feels good.

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Thank you so much if you gave this ep a shot! It may seem to be a little boring in the beginning, but I swear that it will get more enjoyable in the future! :)

Tiny spoiler for the ones that will stay: no, the story wont be about these two. There will be a big amount of main/side characters and not all of it will be all so wholesome (;

#originalstory #rbh #rhapsody of a broken heart #wheeze #ididit #yay #stay #novel #wholesome #art #dont mind the tags

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cleaduvalls · 5 years

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i watched all 20 episodes of spy kids: mission critical in about a week and here are my thoughts (3/5)

1.9

i havent watched this in like 2 days i dont even remember what happened last time

why is everything in the desert the desert sucks

alsjhiajgdf i love tom kenny

listen i know hes like a superandroid or whatever but i really hope he and therese fall in love

wait hold up. i thought they already had midterms???? like the did that before scorpion went to her fashion shoot. AND they were kupkakkes midterms. whats up with this school

no drinking in class???? rude. let them hydrate

that seems imbalanced

aHh

thats only like 10

also that book is dummy thicc

its ok ace my nose whistles too

shut up carmen youre just jealous because shes pretty

there are no seasons its a desert

ok dude stop breathing so hard

he JUST said that

anywhere between an hour and umm... 11 months

you put it on one page why are all the pages back

me but with physics

thats literally the best line in the whole series

juni how do you not know that you were at a safe H O U S E

theyve been gone for like 2 hours are they not allowed to study?????

what even is AWOL???

absent without leave. neat

talon gives off some big draco energy

tick tock???? how dare you

slkdhfa she called sir awesome honey shes such a mom

dont make it obvious

oh look they made it obvious

roll credits

i was in cleveland when i watched this episode - well actually i left that day - and i was s h o o k e t h

also hes right. no spy would be in cleveland. theres 3 buildings

oh me too

right bc shes the only “I.A.”

this isnt HARRY POTTER. or maybe it is. talon is a hardcore draco

oh right bc swearing is for Men™

update tumblr decided to break AGAIN (im boutta cry btw) so we lost about 5 minutes from the end of 1.9 and 7 from the beginning of 1.10

1.10

its a DOORBELL do they not have those in the outback steakhouse

lots of people. doofenshmirtz, other people who i cant think of right now, etc

???? no it wont????

did your troop leader not give you The Talk??? you NEVER go in the customers house

ace no. youre allowed to not buy treats

theres a triforce on her vest, too

shes just gonna go to another house yall. shell be f i n e

oh my God shes holding hands with mauly im gonna c r y

yeah its called saliva

nope only scorpion lives in a castle

stop bringing up spy sense and tell him you saw her glare at you

HES ALLOWED TO LIKE FOOD

how do you know that he doesnt have his phone if YOU dont know where it is and HE cant tell you

i love how she says "floor. ceiling. more thumb"

haha i found the birth of venus

oh and the creation of adam

hes like squidward, which would make sense bc goldies voiced by tom kenny who voices spongebob

"sebastian oliver" "shadow operative" S.O. nice

why do you have a trailblazers badge. youre 4. i didnt get one til i was a cadette

also sebastian???? isnt that the toymakers first name????? you cant have 2 sebastians

also why do you have braces. youre still 4

"SIR MEANIE FACE" IF SOMEONE SAID THAT TO ME ID BE D E V A S T A T E D

SCORPION LET HER CRY SHES F O U R

so really, spy sense DID help

oooooh, sentry duty, thats gotta hurt

WHAT THE H E C K YOURE F O U R

she looks like frickin plushtrap

aCE NO YOURW GONNA D I E

oh trust me they hurt me more than you know

dude theyre so thin youre f i n e

eh, still worked

clicking her teeth together so hard must H U R T

i think she can get out of there. also shes concussed now

why was that so quiet. why did it get louder

thats not a y shape

no, they spy kids

oh shiitake mushrooms thats what THEY said

whenever they say pinnoquinoxx i always think of pinnochio

ahdhhsjak i miss pizza parties 😔

well now we ALL expect it

also, no one????? pick a cooler code name. your regular name was cool and now youve ruined it

2.1

oh theres finally a skip intro option. im not taking it

stop saying that its weird

EWWWWWW CRUSTY THATS SO G R O S S

haha shes shopping w the goon. love that

oh yeah i didnt get to tell yall yet but i absolutely h a t e gablet

a lot of people, juni

listen i know a jt (but he doesnt go by jt) and uhhhhhhh were not gonna go there

why are you happy. what about second semester makes you so happy

boi thats a tardis

the design on his hoverboard looks like the aperture science logo

i paused to read the Floops label and it says "fried corn and sugar loop shaped breakfast substitute, net wt. 13 oz" ITS NOT EVEN A CEREAL ITS A BREAKFAST SUBSTITUTE IM C R Y I N G

listen i know hes technically scorpions dad but i dont think he can legally be in the dorm rooms

aww, thats sweet

i dont think gablet has an attached printer

gablet always sounds like shes mocking people

oh dear God its dolores umbridge

haha nerd

awesome no im gonna die

whenever carmen yells she sounds like link

ok so i didnt find a reason why she sounds like link but i DID find that theyre making a wherea waldo tv series so uhhhh thats fun

why does the cat have a bandaid

GABLET S T O P

OH!!!!!! ON THE WALL!!!!!!! ITS THE TUMBLR POST WITH THE FORK AND KNIFE ETIQUETTE PICTURE!!!!! YOU KNOW THE ONE!!!!!

oh no fart jokes

its even the basic fart sound effect

BAHAHAH MY PHONE VIBRATED AT THE SAME TIME HE FARTED THAT WAS WEIRD

oh no i hate him

stop SLURPING

uh yeah???? you heard them yelling about it

how??? does that work??? you cant just like catch electricity in a cup.... can you???? i havent studied it since 4th grade

oh worm??

goldies such a boomer

worm??

psi shouldnt be at the drawing board right now. he also shouldnt be confused

what happened to the lasers

wait nvm we havent gotten to that episode yet

ace is valid, dark is Scary

im gonna punch gablet in the face

that doesnt sound realistic

do you not have stairs??????

dont you mean inside AND out??

that flashlight did NOTHING

how did it die so fast?????

who else would you be talking to??

isnt that bowser from the mario movie we dont speak of??

i havent gotten a chance to tell yall but i absolutely love clemp. hes such a mood

hes the greatest spy

does it use a mini transmooker???? ig it doesnt bc gablet works but thatd be lit

SEE SHES IMMORTAL

me when i see something interesting

ME WHEN IM NOT ON MY PHONE

i dont think you can legally say that

you killed her

wow nice promo

also just???? bring a charger????? like youre the tech girl why do you not have one at all times

how?????? did you go so fast

machete electric bubbles??? nice

just task manager him

mother of all boards sounds like it could be a cuss...mother of all fuckers

also throwback to 1.7 when she says "his ai firewalled his motherboard" i keep expecting her to say "his ai firewalled this motherfucker"

yes i said keep ive watched that episode too many times to count

worm??

why did you giggle and make a flirty pose. are yall supposed to get together???

did you????? kill him????????? holy shit

2.2

thats what my dad does. he loves hospital corners

idc what it is you have a bazooka

ok if it was a spider id get it, australia has some deadly ones, but does it have deadly ants too???? like is that a Thing????

also ants in your room are gross

was that just a cameo??? i dont remember what happens in this one

haha because he said grapevines and wine has dregs and wine is made of grapes

for the boys??? thats so cute

listen idc how evil you are EVERYONE should cry over otters

so one of the parents has a sister or sister in law named roxanna..... hmmm.......

if you dont use your turn signal h*ck u

hes gonna D I E

i just looked at my shoe and i think theres blood on it???? what the h*ck

suspicious??? about.... what???? having fears???? not being perfect?????

juni that was awful wording

JUNI WHAT DID YOU D O TO HIM

like i know what he DID but the way it plays out makes it seem like something significant

i thought his name was heavy meddle not.... deth metal???? thats how the subtitles spell it

hahah me

he sounds like bling bling boy

yeah ik im a fool thanks for reminding me

what are you gonna do??? kill juni????

POOR WORD CHOICE JUNI

oh he gives exactly 0 h*cks

a shoe doesnt make that sound

crack bugs?????

see thats why you dont mess with things

im a god among boys??????? what????

did you... kill them????????????

thats any australian person

theyre so stupid i love them

good i hate her

i thought the gunk just like... disappeared from the guitar but actually it shot off

he died... 😔

uhh.... yeah????? was it not obvious?????

me when i have 5 dollars

#spy kids #spy kids spoilers #spy kids mission critical #carmen cortez #juni cortez

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yellowovis · 5 years

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30 fucking questions

i never do shit like this but got tagged so, pry into my life i guess?

tagged by @maxximonstre

1. How tall are you?

165cm.

2. What color and style is your hair?

god its blue and a bit green and a bit light blue and theres purple somewhere and the style is, just short sides and back long on top? (not man bun length about three pig tails)

3. What color are your eyes?

hazel

4. Do you wear glasses?

i used too but i never actually wore them and then they fixed themselves?

5. Do you wear braces?

used too and now i should again but the dentist understands mental health gets in the way of hygine

6. What is your fashion sense?

comfy yellow with jackets and jeans

7. Full name?

kye caleb bovil

8. Where were you born?

my kitchen

9. Where are your from and where do you live now?

outer london with my parents

10. What school do you go to?

lol nah

11. What kind of student are/were you?

tthe kind that gets kicked out for not turning up for 4 weeks and not actually caring about the work i turned in

12. Do you like school?

i hated primary school loathed high school college was eh

13. Favorite subjects?

maths? Textiles? science? i hate learning in a academic setting but down for casual learning

14. Favorite TV shows?

i fucking love panel shows. taskmaster is just

15. Favorite movies?

gahhhhhh, hunchback of notre dame? les mis? gatsby?

16. Favorite books?

boi thats a question, we were liars-e.lockhart (YA mental health love?), the rest of us just live here- patrick ness(YA teenage lowkey fantasy), a long way to a small angry planet (and spin offs)-beck chambers (sci fi and beautiful), and things my dog taught me: about being a better human - jonathan wittenberg (a rabbi talks about the love he has for his dogs and how he has learnt from them, it’s seriously harm warming breaking and full of hope but also honesty)

17. Favorite pastime?

dogs? i really like my dogs? and i craft a bunch

18. Do you have any regrets?

like one.

19. Dream job?

to manage a tattoo and peircing parlour as a peircer

20. Would you like to be married?

i did, not any more though.

21. Would you like kids?

i want dogs, and i’d like to be an uncle.

22. How many?

just the one uncle, being two uncles would be hard.

23. Do you like shopping?

yeah actually, i like finding cool things and getting a bargin, and love getting second hand things.

24. What other countries have you visited?

scotland, wales (very briefly) austria (and the countries you have to drive through to get to austria from england)

25. Scariest nightmare?

i have really weird dreams, recently i dreamt i was at the pond by the local university butt naked trying to release a bunch of black eels and goldfish, but these two people who are making sure the wildlife of the uni is protected stop me because their the wrong wrong eels and then the give me a job. i also recently dreamt that i had killed my self and had to give a eulogy at my funeral but i was me and also my friends, i also used to have a reoccuring dream when i was dating this guy that he got blown up by terrorists when he was on the tube coming to see me and in an effort to avenge him i got kidnapped by the terrorists and experimented on and gained various superpowers but instead of being a hero i just kinda, killed any i wanted too. i also dreamt my cousin shot my dog.

26. Any enemies?

dude? who has enemies? i mean there are people i hate but i wont throw hands?

27. Do you have a significant other?

thats complicated

28. Do you get along with your family?

fuck yeah their fucking awesome.

29. Do you believe in miracles?

no but i have theories about other shit like miracles?

30. How old are you?

i turn 18 in like 3 months, which on one hand i want a tattoo, on the other, responsibilities... so

I’ll tag @strange-estrangement idk you if you name begins with K.

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living-lucid-dream · 6 years

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Happy 4/13!

It’s been a long time since I’ve done anything Homestuck-related. What better day to change that than today? What I’m trying to say is: here, have some random snippets from a maybe-sequel to Straw Soldiers.

> Vriska: Distress call

arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]

AG: Terezi!!!!!!!! AG: Thank fuck you are online 8ecause I am having a serious crisis. AG: I’m talking all hands on deck, all points 8ulletin sort of 8ullshit. AG: Terezi? AG: Come on, will you SAY SOMETHING already? AG: This is an emergency and you are my only chance at keeping everything from going to complete shit. AG: I swear to god I am not exagger8ing when I say that I am fucking dying here!!!!!!!! GC: HUH GC: TH4TS STR4NG3 GC: MY NOS3 DO3S NOT D3T3CT 3V3N TH3 F41NT3ST WH1FF OF D3C4Y1NG FL3SH GC: 1T 1S P1CK1NG UP ON3 H3FTY P1L3 OF M3LODR4M4 THOUGH >:/ AG: OK, OK. So may8e I’m not dying right this second—8ut I will 8e if you don’t do something for me, and I mean pronto. GC: UH-HUH GC: 4ND WH4T 3X4CTLY 1S TH1S 4LL3G3DLY L1F3 S4V1NG M4N3UV3R YOU 3XP3CT M3 TO DO? AG: First, I need you to answer something for me. GC: OK, SHOOT AG: How long have we known each other, exactly? GC: 1 DUNNO GC: F1V3, S1X SW33PS? GC: WHY? AG: Five or six sweeps. Practically our whole lives! AG: I mean, 8y now we’re pretty much o8lig8ed to help each other out in times of dire need and you’ve got to know that I wouldn’t ask for help with anything unless I was really, truly desper8. GC: UGH, TH3 M3LODR4M4 GC: 1T BURNS! AG: Hey, I am 8eing totally serious! AG: Geeeeeeeez, Pyrope. I come here hoping to get a little help from my lifelong 8osom 8uddy and all you can do is give me a 8unch of salty attitude. AG: If that’s the way you’re going to 8e then may8e I won’t 8other to ask you for anything after all. GC: JUST T3LL M3 WH4T YOU W4NT AG: Now that’s the spirit! AG: All right. So the thing I’m going to ask you to do may not sound like much, 8ut 8elieve me it is a very 8ig deal. AG: I need you to talk some sense into Peixes for me. GC: >:? GC: 4BOUT WH4T? AG: Somehow she got it into her pan that it would 8e a good idea to make me go all the fuck 8ack to Alternia and pick up Tav8utt and wonder clown. AG: I’ve tried reasoning with her 8ut she is 8eing a stu88orn 8rat and pulling rank on me. GC: SORRY TO S4Y 1T BUT 1 F41L TO S33 HOW 4NY OF TH4T QU4L1F13S 4S L1F3 4ND D34TH AG: Trust me, it is. GC: HOW SO? AG: 8ecause I will die of 8oredom! AG: Can you even imagine me, stuck on a ship for god knows how long with no8ody 8ut Toreasnore and Gamzee for company? AG: 8oriiiiiiiing! AG: I mean, the two of them don’t have a pair of 8rain cells 8etween them! GC: 1 4M SUR3 YOU W1LL SURV1V3 AG: What? So you’re not going to do anything at all to help me???????? AG: I’ve seen you do some pretty ruthless shit, 8ut releg8ing your good friend to dork squad shuttle service? AG: That’s cold ::::( GC: 1 4M SUR3 1T WONT B3 TH4T B4D GC: B3S1D3S 1 TH1NK 1T W1LL B3 GOOD FOR YOU GC: GR34T FOR BU1LD1NG CH4R4CT3R 4ND 4LL TH4T J4ZZ AG: “8uilding character” my ass. You just want to see me suffer. GC: ME? N3V3R >;] GC: H4V3 4 S4F3 TR1P GC: OH, 4ND DON’T TORM3NT T4VROS TOO MUCH AG: You know I will ::::p

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> Future Vriska: Distress call

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AG: Come on, you useless 8unch of laya8outs! Get your asses in here! AG: Aaauuuuuuuugh! Where is every8ody???????? AG: Is this not getting through to any of you? AG: Fuck it, I can’t tell so I’m doing this regardless. AG: My ship has 8een attacked. AG: There have 8een losses and no, I am not detailing what those losses are right here 8ecause this is humili8ing enough as it is. AG: The long and short of it is: I’m stranded and I have no idea where the hell I am exactly 8ut I do know that I am drifting somewhere 8etween Earth and Alternia. AG: I am pretty sure I can safely classify the situ8ion as “in dire need of a relief shuttle right fucking now.” AG: Hello? AG: Is any8ody getting this???????? AG: Come on, some8ody ANSW8R ME, ALR8DY! AG: G8DDAMN 8T!!!!!!!!

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> John: Pester Dave

ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

EB: dave! EB: you there, buddy? TG: yo EB: geez, you’ve been mia for like four days now. Where the heck have you been? TG: shit dude TG: ive been laying lower than a teenage mutant ninja turtle chilling in the new york sewer TG: slinking around like the stealth phantom lovechild of batman and solid snake EB: oh. so the paparazzi are after you too, huh? TG: yeah EB: that sucks. TG: eh TG: for a while i was thinking about mooning them just to see how hard they pissed themselves trying to go all national geographic on my ass TG: then i realized that there was like an eighty billion percent certainty that my ass would just end up getting trotted out on fucking tmz or some shit TG: now national enquirer TG: i would be down with seeing my ass on the front page of such a fine publication TG: but tmz TG: no way TG: daytime tv is not ready for the strider ass TG: so me and aradia gave them the slip and they fell for it harder than bambi on ice TG: havent seen one of those fuckers in almost a week now EB: lucky! they’re all over me and karkat. EB: seriously, it’s like a freaking lightning storm every time i open the front door! EB: it was kind of funny at first but now it’s just…ugh. EB: hey, wait a sec! EB: you said you were with aradia? what are you guys doing? TG: we are going full-on magical mystery tour to find all the weird ass dead things the good old usa has to offer TG: we already hit up the mutter museum TG: it was the shit TG: never saw so many dead things in jars all in one place TG: made my collection look like some messy amateur shit TG: like their stuff is triple black diamond pucker up and kiss your ass goodbye caliber and my stuff barely even qualifies as a bunny slope for toddlers TG: oh and aradia and i pooled our cash and adopted a skull because who doesnt want to say that they are the proud daddy of a newborn 200 hundred year-old skull EB: jesus, sometimes i forget how weird you guys are. TG: hey the strider cool cocktail might not go with everything but at least its never boring TG: anyways im pretty sure we are going to be creeping around your neck of the woods in a couple of weeks TG: we should hang if you and karkat are going to be around EB: cool! EB: we’ll be here. EB: unless karkat’s got one of his pt sessions. EB: but then we’ll be back in like two hours, so yes! we’ll be here. TG: speaking of vantas TG: how is shouty mcqueen doing these days TG: that guys been more elusive than a shiny pokemon since you guys got home EB: he’s fine. EB: he just has a hard time with typing. and tying his shoes. and…lots of things, actually. TG: shit TG: i thought they said his hands were fixed EB: depends on the they you’re talking to, i guess. EB: terezi brought him a new phone, though. EB: it has voice-to-text for english and alternian. EB: jade and sollux made it for him, or at least i think that’s what terezi said when she gave it to him. EB: my alternian still sucks so i’m not sure. EB: anyways we’re about to have breakfast now so i should probably go. TG: ok TG: later ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

> Future John: Pester Dave

ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

EB: dave! EB: are you there, buddy? EB: dave, come on. EB: this isn’t funny. EB: you’re really freaking me out here. EB: dave, please. EB: you need to answer me now! EB: jesus christ.

ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG]

> Future Karkat: Contact loving matesprit

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CG: OK, YOU’VE HAD YOUR FUN. CG: NOW WIPE THAT SHIT-EATING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE AND STOP THIS BULLFUCKERY RIGHT NOW. CG: I KNOW THIS DISTANCE MATESPRITSHIP THING SUCKS HARDER THAN THE MOTHER GRUB’S SLURRY ACCEPTING ORIFICE. CG: BUT IF THIS ISN’T WORKING FOR YOU THEN YOU NEED TO TELL ME INSTEAD OF, YOU KNOW, IGNORING ME FOR TWO WEEKS. CG: JESUS FUCK, TEREZI. CG: I’D EXPECT THAT SORT OF SHIT-RINSING PISSBABY WAY OF HANDLING THINGS FROM PAST ME BECAUSE PAST ME IS A PAIL-SWILLING FUCKWIT WITH THE FANTASTIC ABILITY TO MAGICALLY LOSE HIS GLOBES WHEN SHIT GETS REAL. CG: BUT NOT FROM YOU. CG: I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF YOU OR SOLLUX ARE ALIVE BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? CG: NEITHER ONE OF YOU HAVE DEIGNED TO SEND ME SO MUCH AS A “HI, KARKAT JUST POPPING A SQUAT TO SHIT OUT THIS TURD OF A MESSAGE SO YOU CAN STOP WORRYING THAT WE BOTH DID SOMETHING PAN-NUMBINGLY STUPID LIKE DROWN IN THE LOAD GAPER; TALK TO YOU LATER YOU FART-BRAINED IGNORAMUS.” CG: THERE. CG: SEE? CG: WAS THAT SO HARD? CG: HELPFUL HINT: EVEN THE FART-BRAINED IGNORAMUS WITHOUT FUNCTIONING OPPOSABLE THUMBS MANAGED IT IN A SPHINCTER-RANKLING 60 SECONDS. CG: I GET THAT YOU AND SOLLUX ARE BUSY ON FEFERI’S FREE THE HELMSMEN CRUSADE AND YEAH, IT’S KIND OF A BIG FUCKING DEAL. CG: AND I GET THAT COMPLAINING ABOUT IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A SELFISH, BULGE-FLAPPING ASSHOLE. CG: BUT BEING THE PARANOID FUCKTARD WHO SEES SUPER EXCITING TORTURE FUNTIMES WITH CONDESCE AND FRIENDS ON INFINITE REPEAT EVERY FUCKING TIME I CLOSE MY EYES, I’M STARTING TO GET THIS NUB-TICKLING IDEA THAT SOMETHING MIGHT BE WRONG. CG: I KNOW IT’S STUPID AND I’M PROBABLY STOMPING INTO PALE TERRITORY WITH A PAIR OF STEEL TOE COMBAT BOOTS WITH “FUCK YOU CAPTOR” EMBLAZONED ON THE TREADS BY SAYING IT, BUT THERE IT IS. CG: THE STINKING SHIT PELLET OF TRUTH HAS DROPPED AND IT CANNOT RETURN TO THE WASTE CHUTE FROM WHENCE IT WAS PINCHED. CG: TEREZI, PLEASE. CG: JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

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> to be continued...(?)

#Homestuck #4/13 #Straw Soldiers #Homestuck fanfiction #Vriska #Terezi #John Egbert #Dave Strider #Karkat #Wow pesterlog formatting looks terrible on tumblr #it may not be 4/13 anymore for most of you out there #but there's still one hour left in my neck of the woods #so this still counts!#my stuff #my fic

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boldandsepet-blog · 6 years

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Sambung Masters in UiTM?

Fact 1 : I did my bachelor’s degree in international business.

Awal tahun ni aku buat kerja gila atas cadangan Mak aku, which was to further my study in MHRM (Masters in Human Resource Management). Selama 6 sem aku buat degree, aku tak pernah sekali pun bgthu result dkt parents aku. Haritu aku pegi amek mini transcript dgn Mak aku, lepastu dia tanya result so I told her lah, sampai bila aku nak simpan kan?

So, just a few days after that kebetulan 2nd intake utk apply masters dkt UiTM dibuka. Aku pun buat lah kerja gila, pergi beli number pin RM50 beb dkt BSN dan apply for MHRM.

Harini, kebetulan KL cuti so company aku cuti and interview utk masters ni today.

SUSAHHHHHHHHH.

Tu je lah hasil interview. Panel ada dua orang, both are doctors. Soalan yg dorang tanya aku :

1. Intro diri 2. Why jump2 from international biz to marketing to HR? 3. U have no experience studying hr formally, why and how are u gonna survive masters? 4. Whats yr final year project title? Tell us abt it 5. What do u plan to do for mini research during master? 6. Ok u wanna do research relating to ethical but u refer to incident in yr company which are mostly pnc (private and confidential), tell us how do u collect data for yr research if it's pnc? 7. You did Quantitative or qualitative research masa degree dulu? 8. Do u have yr research proposal ready? By now u should have, u know.

9. Explain which area of hr will u choose to do yr research? how do u approach the area with the very little knowledge that you have? 10. On what terms do u think a conduct is unethical? Bcz from my understanding that is relating to the product yr company manufactured, not the human in the company. thats not really HR problem. how? 11. U may have the interest but yr knowledge is not yet mature, u have idea how to finish yr master like this? 12. The fees is bla bla bla can u afford it? We are not talking abt rm1-2k here, this is a lot. How are u gonna fund yr study? 13. Yr parents? Why dont u try mybrain scholarship or etc? 14. U were doing research on students, in masters its going to be a different approach, how are u gonna do it?

Fuh, my heart boiled. To me it was the toughest interview yang aku pernah attend. Both panels were intimidating, questioning, provoking me with questions I didnt see coming.

Agak sedih dan rasa down bg aku bila dorang tanya soalan bertubi-tubi dan aku rasa jawapan aku bersepah dan tak solid. Ye lah, aku takda background HR pun. Setakat amek satu subject HR je, thats like learning ABC to the doctors.

Terkebil-kebil jugak aku nak jawab. Hampa dgn jawapan sendiri. Plus, they never told us that there will be English test. Dkt website and email tak cakap. Tapi dkt blogs ada la org tulis pengalaman dorg, cuma aku tak prnh baca, member aku yg ckp. Tapi English test tu senang. Where do you see yourself in 3 years after finishing masters?

Damn right, I’ll be teaching kids and thanking my lecturers back in Melaka. Cliche.

The panels were trying to instill in my brain that HR is hard in both industry and academically, I was like “can u not do that? that scares the shit out of me altho im well aware that no industry is easy la weyyyyy”.

Kalau ikut kan hati, nak je aku jawab “um...because i havent got any formal education in HR specifically lah im here, you genius doctorates”. hahaha. But ofcourse bcz they are more genius, they want a concrete idea than “what i want”.

HR ni byk kena membaca, byk terms, byk labor act kena hafal dan faham. Yeah2, not easy. dont tell me something that is obvious pls?

Oh btw I went into the interview room with a guy much older than me who has experience working in HR for 7 years but no formal edu in HR, he was graduate of landscape architecture from UIA. Both of us got roasted because we dont come from HR area hahahaha.

The shits I kept telling myself to ease out the stress a bit were :

- these doctors dont decide where i go, i am in control of my life.

- they may be the one giving me marks, but they certainly dont know my potential within the 30mins interview.

- if i got accepted, i am the one who will decide to fail or to score well, yes based on my effort, the rest is tawakal

- they may intimidate me, but the only person who can surpass the fear is me and what they say to intimidate me wont matter if i surpassed.

- they have zero control of how i will struggle while finishing the damn master.

- if i let what they say to intimidate me goes into my mind and it stays, im screwed.

- they can say shit, but this is my journey, i shall decide what is shit and what is not.

Basically, im saying these panels dont decide or dont matter and i cant give them power to decide that it is impossible for me to do MHRM just bcz i dont have the formal background, so i gotta know what’s ahead of me. the sleepless nights, the never ending reading in library, the hundreds of journals to read, the hundreds of notes to write and grasp. the lifeless life of a nerd. hahahaha.

The interview taught me TO NOT GIVE POWER TO OTHERS to decide your life, if you do, that is because :

- you are not well prepared

- you dont now what is ahead of you

- you dont have concrete strategy and emergency plan

- you dont have specific goals

These were what happened to me in the interview room, I wasnt expecting shits, hence I didnt realize that I gave power for them to intimidate me. Sad, it is.

Aku balik interview tadi, termenung lama dlm bilik lepastu menangis sendiri sebab rasa tak layak nak sambung masters, apatah lagi nak bergelar Doctor Anisah Ishak (PhD) satu hari nanti. Dgn pointer tak seberapa masa degree tu. Menangis beb. Anyway, kalau aku jd Dr. Anisah Ishak nanti hantaran kena RM50,000 kan? eh. hahahaha. ok iklan bergurau. Kau nak serious sgt, pegi duduk dlm court.

Aku tak tahu lah dapat ke tidak sambung MHRM ni. Hampa jugak lah kalau tak dapat walaupun aku takda lah nak sangaaaaaat sambung belajar, aku dah selesa kerja dapat gaji. Cuma aku akan hampa sbb ye lah, nampak sgt tak layak nak jadi pandai sikit dari dulu hahahahaha. Ah debor betul bila fikir benda ni.

Aku masih lagi rasa down and affected dgn interview tadi walaupun aku dah menidurkan diri. Aku rasa semakin tua, method menidurkan diri utk wash away the pain in my heart and mind dah semakin tak menjadi. Sigh, adulthood sucks.

Anyway, good luck utk siapa yg nak sambung masters dkt mana2, apa2 bidang pun. Remember, plan ahead, have concrete reasons, read more you lazy ass. hahahaha. AND NEVER GIVE POWER TO ANYONE TO INTIMIDATE YOU OF YOUR OWN LIFE PLAN. and dont hate them too, just let them be provoking, you do you, ok. ((pat my own shoulder))

Well, this is how I started my first day of February 2018.

Semoga aku tak menangis dalam mimpi pulak malam ni.

Doakan yang terbaik utk aku, geng. Thanks a lot!

- Nesa.

11.11pm

1st feb, 2018.

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cutekookie · 7 years

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oh hecking heck it's been a while

an actual angel @kookminau has tagged me in a tag game thing. thank u bby 😇❤️

THE LAST:   1. drink: ribena my baby my smollest child 2. phone call: my mum bc she was tryna work out how to use facetime lmao  3. text message: “i just woke up” classic  4. song you listened to: look here - bangtan 5. time you cried: yesterday after i saw jm and jk in the bon voyage episode hahaha kill me  6. dated someone twice: no thank god 7. kissed someone and regretted it: ye o boi 8. been cheated on: nah 9. lost someone special: who hasn’t 10. been depressed: ye 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: every time cries

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:   12-14. gold, red and pink!!!!!!

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:   15. made new friends: yeye❤️❤️❤️ 16. fallen out of love: on reflection p sure it was just infatuation but maybe?? 17. laughed until you cried: yeah omg  18. found out someone was talking about you: lmao yes always 19. met someone who changed you: yes!  20. found out who your friends are: hahaha oh boy yes!!! 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: a few actually Y I K E S

GENERAL:  22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: most of them!! like 97% hahah  23. do you have any pets: 3 annoying as heck but adorable doggos! 24. do you want to change your name: last name hell yeah 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i got drunk w some cool cats n had ice cream cake quality 26. what time did you wake up: 10am oops 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: i was asleep LMAO but the night before i was reading this rly angsty drarry fic bless 28. name something you can’t wait for: bts to return to aus pls and thank u.. also jikook coming out video lol i h8 myself 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like 20 mins ago ahah  30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: my height :((( and my head to stop being so hecked up lmao 31. what are you listening to right now: nothing actually haha  32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: unfortunately  33. something that is getting on your nerves: a teacher at my school who thinks ive ‘skipped’ school the past few days (side note: NOT MY CHOICE! I HAVE HECKING GASTRO!!!!!)  34. most visited website: tumblr.com/search/jikook (and fb n shit i guess)  35. mole/s:one on my neck and one on my cheek ?? i think??but they tiny so not sure if the class as moles lmao 36. mark/s: some faint scars on my knees and face from operations and also a birthmark on my toe!  37. childhood dream: to be a palleingtologist .. fuck i cant even spell it now. the one where you dig up dinosaurs and shit.  38. hair colour: black kms school wont let me have bright red.. the second ive graduated tho ill be a firetruck again 39. long or short hair: rn its short as but im tryna grow it out  40. do you have a crush on someone: yes ❤️ 41. what do you like about yourself: my lips/teeth?? sounds strange but idk i have kinda nice lips n my teeth are p bright n straight so?? 42. piercings: oh god okay bear w me: four on each earlobe, rook, cartlidge, lip. had a second cartilidge, but it fell out. had a second lip piercing, but it fell out. had a septum but then i didnt like it anymore lmao  43. blood type: no clue tbh  44. nickname: bumblebee/bee  45. relationship status: i have a gf kinda not officially  but p much?? 46. zodiac: capricorn  47. pronouns: she/her   48. favourite tv show: ooo theres a lot. i rly like Shadowhunters and trashy reality stuff tho ;;  49. tattoos: not yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  50. right or left handed: right handed  51. surgery: knee, tonsils removed, and lip bc i managed to split it open when i was 2 lmao,, wild 52. piercing: im like at least 99.9% sure this was already a q 53. sport: swimming and dancing are the only ones i like participating in, but tennis is cool to watch!! 55. vacation: just went to the usa which was amazing, but have been to fiji, bali, italy, and usa (2 times now)  56. pair of trainers: i mean the pair of shoes ive owned the longest is a pair of high top red converse lmao come at me joon

MORE GENERAL:  57. eating: chips lmao  58. drinking: nothing  59. i’m about to: probably read smth idk  61. waiting for: bedtime im so tired rip 62. want: be happy and also get a photo with jeon jeongguk before i die 63. get married: well @ government make it legal for gays to marry then maybe i can lmao 64. career: maybe a teacher?? idk 65. hugs or kisses: both !!!! i love affection in all forms 66. lips or eyes: usually eyes  67. shorter or taller: usually taller but my current gf-not-gf is TINY and shes the cutest omg  68. older or younger: doesnt matter just not a big gap lmao  70. nice arms or nice stomach: ???? nice heart  71. sensitive or loud: i mean loud bc same but sensitive bc thats cool too idk?? 72. hook up or relationship: relationship for sure  73. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant lmao

HAVE YOU EVER:   74. kissed a stranger: yeah, back when i was tryna prove i was a Heterosexual  75. drank hard liquor: every time a massive mistake 76. lost glasses/contact lenses: yes :((( but they always turn up eventually 77. turned someone down: yeah 78. sex on the first date: idk depends on the person?? 79. broken someone’s heart:  yeah 80. had your heart broken: yeppo  81. been arrested: nah im a cry baby and terrified of getting in trouble lol  82. cried when someone died: of course  83. fallen for a friend: certainly crushed on a friend idk bout fallen tho

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:   84. yourself: eh *vague hand gestures*  85. miracles: maybe,,,, idk 86. love at first sight: nah. i believe in infatuation at first site, and great affection or attraction at first site, but not love. 87. santa claus: i want to in my child heart but nah hhaha. believed until i was 12 tho lmao  88. kiss on the first date: if ur both down yeah sure why not 89. angels: park jimin exists, so... but yeah maybe?? idk

OTHER:  90. current best friend’s name: roman n jay god bless 91. eye colour: hazel leaning more on the brown side 92. favourite movie: oh gosh um???? a lot???? few faves are train to busan (killed me), moana, aladdin, mulan, ummmm idk disney and superhero movies and sometimes horrors haha

I TAG: @mindyourfuckinglanguage & @satansgaypornblog p certain jay doesnt even use this any more but fuck it lmao. also @inbts bc u were in my activity also i dont know how else to say hi but by tagging u in a post... so hi!❤️

thank u goodnight as usual feel free to do it if i didnt tag u live ur dreams have fun bye jikook is real

#me #thank u sonia #❤️❤️❤️#personal #i dont remember any of the tags i used to use lmao

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the-waifu-smackdown · 7 years

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smartass cough i mean yeah lets get started on this

1- You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

I’d ask them how one of us managed to teleport over 1000 miles and why im naked.

2- What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

uuhhhh we broke up and we haven’t talked in months.

3- If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

yeah kinda

4- Is your last name longer than six letters?

yes

5- Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

all of them have been sober

6- Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

yeah. put simply i made too many strong advances

7- What does your last received text say?

putting aside memes its “it me”

8- How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

fuck i cant remember that

9- Where was your last kiss at?

probably my room

10- When is the last time you saw your sister?

idk its probably been over 7 months

11- What do you drink in the morning?

milk. or water. usually water than milk then water again.

12- Where did you sleep last night?

my room

13- Do you think relationships are hard?

depending on the relationship, yeah. i mean if you feel that a relationship is hard then its not a good relationship.

14- If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

as much as i would want to say otherwise, no.

15- You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

it would be extremely awkward

16- Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

rainy

17- Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

i know people who have my middle name as their first name

18- Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

pajama pants but that’s going to change in about an hour

19- Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

if things go as planned then no

20- Does anyone like you?

yes

21- Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

my ex’s name started with an s

22- Is the last person you kissed gay?

i think they were bi?

23- Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

yeah the person who kicked me out of my last home

24- Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

many times

25- In the past week have you cried?

i cant remember the last time i cried.

26- What breed was the last dog you saw?

mutt

27- Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

outside of the shower. i ain’t wanting to get my towel any more wet than its getting

28- Have you ever kissed a football player?

29- Do you think you’re old?

30. Do you like text messaging?

yeah

31- What type of day are you having?

too early to tell

32- Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

maybe once

33- Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

i prefer cooler weather bc jackets. but not cold because snow is horrible to drive in.

34- Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

yes

35- Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

a relationship

36- Are you a simple or complicated person?

i like to think myself on the simple side but then again all people are complicated

37- What song are you listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IK6eLTNV1k

38- When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

i try to

39- Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

she knows a lot about me and i know a considerable amount of her

40-What made you start liking the person you like now?

shit that’s a whole can of worms. i guess its when she convinced me to start taking philosophy classes and fencing and i got to start spending a lot of time with her her slowly learning about her and her good sides and her bad sides and at some point i fell for her.

41- When did you last receive a text message?

at 4:30 am while i was asleep

42- What is wrong with you right now?

shit bro i aint even about to touch that. too much to talk about

43- How well do you know the last female you texted?

if we are talking about the group text then ive been friends with both of them for over 6 years now. shit its been 6 years? if we are talking about individual conversations then i would like to say that i know them pretty well.

44- Does anyone disgust you?

remember the person who kicked me out of my last home? yeah.

45- Would you date someone right now if they asked?

it depends on a lot of things; if i didn’t know who they were and they asked me out of the blue then i would probably refuse but if it was someonw who i knew a bit better then i would consider it.

46- Are you in a good mood right now?

i suppose

47- Who was the last person you talked to in person?

a friend of mine

48- What color shirt are you wearing?

aqua ish?

49- Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

i wont say there has been anything that i haven’t wanted to hear. definitely things that have made me uncomfortable but not anything i would outright say that i wouldn’t want to hear

50- Anyone you’re giving up on?

i give up on people on a daily basis you need to be more specific

51- Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

shit i cant let myself hate them

52- Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

yeah

53- Do you like rain?

yes

54- Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

as long as its not excessive not really

55- Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

you mean right now?

56- Do you like to cuddle?

yeah

57- Are you shy?

kinda? i know how to be sociable when i need to. learn how to do something sop that you don’t have to do it.

58- Do you get along with girls?

most of my irl friends are girls

59- Have you dated the person you texted last?

60- What do you carry with you at all times?

phone, wallet, notepad

61- If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

i used to live in a building that was supposedly haunted. once you get on good terms with the ghosts its not that bad

62- Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

if its the right kind of relationship then yeah.

63- Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

64- The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

i don’t think id be able to function of they kissed me on the forehead

65- Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

define cute. how are we using this?

66- How old are the last three people you kissed?

excluding my mother we have about 21, 25, and 21

67- Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

do them myself

68- Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

zebra

69- Do you have any stickers on your car?

yeah. because i bought the car from a family i was friends with it has a zombie family on it. if i can fins my triforce stick ill put that on there too

70- Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

who? who?

71- Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?

android

72- When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

i dunno

73- Do you like diet soda?

74- What color are the walls in your room?

beige

75- Are you 16 or older?

im older

76- Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

what?

77- Do you have a job?

yeah i gotta get ready soon for that

78- What are your initials?

NTS

79- Did you ever have braces?

80- Are you from the south?

81- What does your last status on Facebook say?

i haven’t touched Facebook in ages

82- Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

yes

83- Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

probably my mom but I’m really close to my dad too

84- Have you ever done cheer leading or gymnastics?

does yoga count?

85- What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?

probably guardians of the galaxy 2

86- Do you smoke?

87- Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?

probably heels unless they are stilettos on any type of high heel

88- Is your phone touch screen?

yes

89- Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

my hair only slightly curls so straight

90- Have you ever snuck out of your house?

i think so. its been about 4 years since i lived at home and if i have it would have only been once

91- Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

rivers are fun

92- Have you ever made out in a car?

yeah

93- …Had sex in a car?

…i dont think i have?

94- Are you single or in a relationship?

single

95- What were you doing last night at midnight?

reading this ask and deciding to go to bed and answer it in the morning

96- When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

last night

97- Do you like the camera on your phone?

its a decent camera

98- Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

i guess my first relationship was actually fwb situation but honestly it was so messed up that i cant even remember

99- Have you ever passed out from drinking?

100- Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

probably

101- Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?

every time a girl wants me to do her raw

102- Name your favorite Kesha song:

i think blow is my favorite

103- Do you have any tan lines right now?

right above my butt and some subtle tan lines on my arms

104- Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

are you crazy?

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zpomnicore · 7 years

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About this blog, life and other overrated bullshit (German dadrunter)

Thank you for wasting your time by following shitty musicblogs like this and grabbing dirty badmade music you don´t want to listen anymore tommorrow and never again. I do the same. Sometimes. Now here comes the surprising “i am getting older and have 20 new children and police says i should stop my drugabuse a bit because it makes me buying sexy nuclear weapons in the street instead of looking for a job, wanking and bring the trash out to the spam folder” line. Done. Another: I am talking like an average Americanised middleclass idiot yet, now. Shit. Lets stop this. But how? Uhm... don´t know. Some other ideas and preferences:

1. I posted too much average or overrated bullshit here the last time. This time shall be over now. Quantity is also overrated. You know the big names of the game, yet, now. If not, skroll the blogarchieve and just listen to the 1300 audios I´ve posted, then you will know. Or ask an expert.

2. I want to make (ad) stickers for this blog in June. If you´re interested, just write a mail to horrorrrgrrrl at web dot de (guess there is not so much interest so I can send you a package with some stickers for free if you give your postal adress, but I don´t promise for free, but that the first 10 people will get a free package, that would be yet 22% of my followers [incl. bots and other strange beeings with sexual explicit material blogs following this blog]). In worst case I will tell you “sorry, give cash or stay stickerless.”

3. Speedcore becomes fashion. Its obvious. Look at all these suckers now uploading shitty fuckshit with commercial mellowlines and sexy photos and japanese sweet trendmanga shit and how much clicks some sets have on Youtube and that DJs do speedcoresets at Red Bull sponsored DJ-Competitions and so on. All these “MTV speedcore fashionshow” jokes are lapsed.

You needn´t be a culture philosopher to see that it was very probable this will happen. Anyhow, relax, sit down and enjoy watching how (underground) history repeats, watch hysterical, young people selling their souls for nothing, watch fucked up old people selling their souls and names for a little peace of the shitty pink cake, watch how another subculture will go down, it hadn´t that much to offer and “speedcore against racism” didn´t include “against sexism”, “against dumbism” and/or “against staying a drugged narrow-minded asshole all life long”. This was always obvious. +You are not the hardest, sickest and most respected undergroundperson in the world anymore, if you wear a “speedcore-something” T-Shirt now. And if you wear it on your marriage, you will stay a fucked up fool. Yet because marrying is for fucking pussies and you can´t conceal this. Marriage is in general conservative bullshit and an important column of a fucked up repressive system that eats your soul as the sellout of subcultures, cultural appropriatation, ignoring sexism and other forms of hierachy in one´s (sub-)culture and Red Bull DJ-Contests are. And so on. (Much to say, nothing to add).

Ways to deal with that:

- Get your piece of cake! Make a facebookaccount that contains “speedcore” or shitty folders on Soundcloud, connect it with stuff or events you want to sell or design longboards with shitty skullframed speedcorelogos (don´t forget to add a weapon!) and add 20000 users whos name contains also “speedcore” and/or ”hakkuh”, “noisekick”, “komprex” or “terror”. If you want more clicks on SC, make some “Early speedcore” sets containing the obvious tracks of DOA, Amiga shock force and so on.

- Go Extratone and tell everyone (really everyone) that you are still harder than em all and that you listened to speedcore long time ago. But now its to slow for you. Maybe some will pay attention and suck your genital for this extra hardness. Extratone is part of the game, but some hillbillies & noobs will always think its not. Buy extratone stocks instead of speedcore stocks. Wear an Extratone shirt at your boyfriends marriage. Thats cute.

- Ignore the trend. Well these people at the bar of your party sure aren´t hippsters or just stupid little teenies who try to look hard, its totally cool underground people who know what the shit is like, they will share love with you, they will support you and add fancy filters before uploading the photos of your drugged dancemoves on instagramm they´ll share with thousands of nice looking bots and people, The scene was always full of assholes and fuckheads, so where is the difference? Lets talk about this in some years, again.

- Quit with music! Do sports, get religious or study creative customer based speedcore management on your local university after having saved enough money and done all the other shit, enhancement drugs are healthier than partydrugs some people say.

- Fight the trend! Come to the next party with a baseballbat and destroy all cars and people with Noisekick, Komprex, P.O.S. (Where would you draw the line?) or “Terror Worldwide” T-Shirts or logos, sell ratpoison-interlarded speed and pills (the “true people” are used that, they wont die, only the posers will die!), start pogo each 5 minutes or each Cannibal Corpse-Sample (same), hack accounts of all people using masks, tits and other bullshit in their profiles to “gain” anything, the only thing they gain is death!!!! Make some “dos and don´ts videos, texts and vlogs about prohibited and non prohibited artists, samples, tracknames, logo contents and colours you may wear on a party or on your avatar and look for some sheeps who will obey to all you will preach them. Your sect is the only way to keep the true spirit alive!

-Cry! If this doesn´t help, kill yourself! All our lives, values and identities were based on the power of true speedcore (speedcore will never die, life begins with speedcore and so on...), so how can you deal with the fact that all you believed in and lived for is now rotting away to an average piece of shit? Speedcore was so clean once (you could eat from the dancefloor), it was so beautiful once, so strong and cool and making life worthful, but now they will soon sell shirts with a gameboy that has the word “speedcore”written instead of “Tetris” on the frame on H&M, Zalando and Pimkies, also for kids in 152 and 164, Satan will not help you because he´s the new manager of H&M men´s world, so all you believed in is ridiculous now. You could believe in yourself, but you are just a slave to the rhythm and rhythm is a dancer and your master is now a servant, thank god there´s enough other authorities and illusions left to believe in. Not? Hm...

If you need a better solution call the police or ambulance. My good humour has also gone during the last time.

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Scheiße, ich hab garkein Bock jetzt das alles nochmal auf deutsch zu übersetzen. Aber trotzdem. Blogarbeit ist pflicht und ein deutsche Tugend. Ich mag deutsche Tugenden nicht. Das alles motiviert mich nicht. Aber ich will auch nicht jetzt hochskrollen und den Betreff ändern, mein Laptop ist so virenverseucht, daß er beim hochskrollen möglicherweise abscheißt. Also los:

Danke, daß ihr eure Zeit damit verschwendet, beschissenen Musikblogs wie diesem und schlecht gemachter Musik zu folgen. Ich mache das auch. Manchmal. Auf deutsch klingt das alles noch kackiger als auf englisch.

Jetzt kommt eine überraschende “Ich bin älter geworden, habe 20 Kinder mehr und die Bullen sagen, daß ich meinen Drogenmissbrauch redizieren soll, weil ich drauf immer in sexy-Atomwaffen-Straßenhandel verwickelt werde, statt nach einem Job zu gucken, zu onanieren und den Müll raus in den Spamordner zu bringen” Zeile. So, fertig. Noch eine: Ich red inzwischen wie irgendein amerikanisierter Durchschnittsvollidiot (auch als Affin kann man Frack tragen). Scheiße, Leute. Das muss aufhören. Aber wie? KP. Ein paar Ideen und (...äh, wie bersetz ich “Preferences”? Das war eh schon falsch, das Wort, aber das andere Wort hatte ich vergessen):

1. In letzter Zeit hab ich viel zu viel durchschnittlichen Bullshit und Zeug, das zuviel Beachtung bekommt, gepostet. Die Zeit ist ab jetzt vorbei (ab diesem Post). Masse wird überschätzt. Ihr kennt jetzt die großen Namen im Game. Wenn nicht, hört einfach nochmal die 1300 Posts durch, dann wisst ihr sie. Oder fragt einen Experten.

2. Ich mach Sticker für diesen Blog. bei Interesse einfach mal an horrorrrgrrrl ätt web de schreiben. Rest mit Übersetzerin (das wird voll geil jetzt):

Wenn Sie interessiert sind, einfach eine Mail an Web horrorrrgrrrl Schreiben dot de (denke, es ist nicht so viel Interesse, so kann ich Ihnen ein Paket mit einigen Aufklebern senden kostenlos wenn sie ihre Anschrift geben, aber ich habe nicht kostenlos, aber die ersten 10 Leute werden nach dieser Blog] erhalten Sie gratis ein Paket, das wäre noch 22% meiner Jünger werden [inkl. Bots und andere seltsame Mensch mit sexuellen explizites Material Blogs). Im schlimmsten Fall Ich werde Ihnen sagen, "es tut uns leid, Bargeld oder Aufenthalt stickerless geben."

3. Speedcore wird Mode. Seine Hand. An alle diese Sauger jetzt hochladen shitty Fuckshit mit kommerziellen Mellowlines und sexy Fotos und japanische Süße trendmanga Scheiße aussehen und wie viel Klicks einige Sätze haben auf Youtube und die DJs tun speedcoresets bei Red Bull dj-Wettbewerben gefördert und so weiter. Alle diese "MTV speedcore Fashionshow "Witze sind nichtig.

Sie brauchen nicht eine Kultur Philosoph sein, um zu sehen, dass es sehr wahrscheinlich war dies geschehen wird. Jedenfalls, entspannen Sie sich und genießen Sie, wie (U-Bahn) Geschichte wiederholt, beobachten Sie hysterisch, junge Menschen, die ihre Seelen für nichts achten, Abgefuckte alte Menschen ihre Seelen und Namen verkaufen für ein wenig Frieden der shitty rosa Kuchen, beobachten, wie eine andere Subkultur nach unten gehen wird, hatte es nicht so viel zu bieten und "speedcore gegen Rassismus" nicht "gegen Sexismus", "Gegen dumbism" und/oder "gegen eine Droge beigemischt Engstirnigen alles Leben Arschloch long". Dies war immer auf der Hand. Sie sind nicht der härteste, Krankste und angesehensten undergroundperson in der Welt mehr, wenn Sie eine "speedcore Verschleiß-etwas" T-Shirt. Und wenn du es tragen auf ihre Ehe, werden Sie eine abgefuckte Narr bleiben. Doch weil das Heiraten ist für fucking pussy und Sie können dies nicht verbergen. Die Ehe ist in der Regel konservativ Bullshit und eine wichtige Säule einer Abgefuckte repressiven System, dass Ihre Seele frisst wie den Ausverkauf von Subkulturen, kulturelle appropriatation, ignorieren, Sexismus und anderen Formen der Hierachie in der (Sub-) Kultur und Red Bull DJ-Wettbewerbe sind. Und so weiter. (viel zu sagen, nichts hinzuzufügen).

Weisen Sie das beschäftigen:

- Holen Sie sich Ihr Stück vom Kuchen! Machen Sie einen facebookaccount, enthält "speedcore" im Namen oder shitty Ordner auf Soundcloud, mit Material oder Veranstaltungen Sie wollen verkaufen oder longboards Design mit shitty verbinden skullframed speedcorelogos (vergessen Sie nicht, eine Waffe hinzuzufügen!) und 20000 Benutzer whos Name hinzufügen enthält auch "speedcore" und/oder "hakkuh", "noisekick", "komprex" oder "Terror". Wenn Sie mehr Klicks auf Sc möchten, stellen einige "Frühe speedcore" Datensätze, die offensichtliche Spuren von DOA, Amiga Schock tritt und so weiter.

- Gehen Sie Extratone und erklärt jeder (wirklich jeder), dass Sie noch härter sind als Em All und, dass Sie zugehört längst Speedcore. Aber jetzt sein für Sie zu verlangsamen. Vielleicht werden einige Aufmerksamkeit und Ihre genitalen für diese zusätzliche Härte saugen. Extratone ist Teil des Spiels, aber einige Hinterwäldler & noobs wird immer der Meinung sein nicht. Extratone Aktien kaufen, anstatt speedcore Bestände. Eine extratone Shirt an Ihre Freunde, ehe tragen. Das ist niedlich.

- Den Trend zu ignorieren. Auch diese Menschen an der Bar Ihrer Feier sicher nicht Hippsters sind oder einfach nur dumme kleine Teenies, die versuchen, schwer zu suchen, seine total cool u-Menschen, die wissen, was die Scheiße ist wie, Sie werden mit ihnen Liebe teilhaben, werden Sie sie unterstützen und Fancy Filter hinzufügen, bevor Sie mit dem Hochladen der Fotos von euren betäubten dancemoves auf instagramm sie mit Tausenden von gut aussehende Bots und Menschen teilen, die Szene war immer voller Arschlöcher und fuckheads, also wo ist der Unterschied? Lassen Sie uns darüber sprechen diese in einigen Jahren wieder.

- Beenden Sie mit Musik! Sport tun, erhalten Sie religiöse oder kreative Kunden speedcore Management auf Ihrem lokalen Universität studium nachdem Sie genug Geld und alle anderen scheiße gemacht gespeichert, Verbesserung Drogen sind gesünder als partydrugs einige Leute sagen.

- Zerstören Sie Der Trend! Kommen Sie auf die nächste Party mit einem baseballbat und alle Autos und Menschen mit Noisekick, komprex, P.O.S.-ZERSTÖREN (Wo würdest Du die Linie zeichnen?) oder "Terror Weltweit" T-Shirts oder Logos, Ratpoison verkaufen - blödsinnige Geschwindigkeit und Pillen (die "wahren Menschen" verwendet werden, dass Sie nicht sterben, nur die Poser wird sterben!), start Pogo jede 5 Minuten oder jede Cannibal Corpse-Sample (Gleichen), hack Konten aller Personen, die Masken, Titten und anderen Bullshit in ihren Profilen zu profitieren." "Alles, das Einzige, was Sie gewinnen, ist der Tod!!!!!!! Einige "Dos und Don'ts, Videos, Texte und Vlogs über verboten und nicht verboten Künstler, Muster, tracknames, logo Inhalt und Farben können Sie auf einer Party oder auf deinen Avatar tragen und für einige Schafe, die alle werden sie predigen sie gehorchen aussehen wird. Ihre Sekte ist der einzige Weg, der wahre Geist lebendig zu halten!

-Heule! Wenn das nicht hilft, sich selbst töten! Unser aller Leben, Werte und Identitäten wurden auf der Grundlage der Macht der wahren speedcore (speedcore wird nie sterben, Leben beginnt mit speedcore und so weiter…), so wie können Sie mit der Tatsache, dass alle, die Sie geglaubt und lebte jetzt weg ist Fäulnis auf durchschnittlich Stück Scheiße? Speedcore so einmal sauber war (man konnte von der Tanzfläche essen), es war so schön, so stark und cool und kostbare, aber jetzt werden sie bald T-Shirts mit einem Gameboy, hat sich das Wort "speedcore" geschrieben statt "Tetris" auf dem Rahmen auf h&m, Zalando und pimkies Verkaufen, auch für Kinder in 152 und 164, Satan wird Ihnen nicht helfen, weil er der neue Manager von H&M für Männer Welt, also ist alles, was Sie glaubten an jetzt lächerlich ist. Man könnte glauben Sie an sich selbst, aber sie sind nur ein Sklave der Rhythmus und der Rhythmus ist ein Tänzer und dein Meister ist jetzt ein Knecht, Gott sei Dank, es gibt genügend andere Behörden und Illusionen Links zu glauben. Nicht? Hm…Wenn Du eine bessere Lösung benötigen, die Polizei oder Krankenwagen rufen. Mein guter Humor hat auch in der letzten Zeit gegangen

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vincomics1987realgamingart1-blog · 7 years

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Fanfic Sunday Sans x reader

You woke up,not being able to remember anything from before.The human got up only to groan in pain, scanning their surroundings, they spotted a large hole above that was far up.The blinding light caused them to quickly look away.After a few minutes of pain, the human bared the pain and began to explore.They walked down the corridor and hugged the walls to only find a goat lady waiting for you.The goat lady approached you and spoke in a gentle and soft tone.

"Greetings,do not be afraid my child.My name is Toriel,caretaker of the ruins."The human shyly responded but attempted to copy her way of speech."Hello Toriel,my name is (y/n)." What a nice name you have, (Y/n).Come,l will guide you through the catacombs."While ' Toriel ' showed you around what was called the ' Ruins 'she taught you to spare and be kind.

After doing a bit of sparing you came across an old tree in the ruins, you saw the goat lady in the front door of a small purple house.The human walked up to the goat lady and greeted her.Toriel smiled in response and let you in for some pie.

*later* After taking quick nap in the bed you climbed out and noticed the Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie on the floor awaiting you.The human grabbed it and put it in their inventory for safe keeping. You walk into the living room only to see Toriel reading a book near the fireplace, she looked up to see you.The goat lady put down her book and greeted you," hello my child, do you want anything?"The human hesitated to ask but managed to choke out their words eventually."Can I go home?"Toriel responded with a bit of a suspicious smile."But this is your home.You sighed and told her.

"I want to leave the ruins"

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~Part two~

After sparing goat mom you left the Ruins,and go to a winter type of habitat."Jeez its cold."You walked up to a gate/bridge..until..."Human don't you know how to greet a new pal...?Turn around, shake my hand."You turned around and literally shook his hand."What you told me to shake your hand."You smiled."pfft ahahahahahaha."the skeleton joined in the laughing."Hehe sup my name is Sans,Sans the skeleton." "well i can see that and i can see right through you.Anyways i'm (y/n),(y/n) the human partial." "Human partial?You mean your half monster?"You nod."Thats cool i can just tell my bro your a partial and you two could be friends,probably." "Nice"Sans looks forward and spots something. "Actually i think thats him over there.Quick hide behind that-."he turn around to see you not there."where'd you go?" "i'm right here im just invisible" 'AH-oh cool."Papyrus confronts Sans."SANS!!!HAVE YOU'VE SEEN ANY HUMANS YET?" "No but i'm working...down to the bone" "UGH!!!SANS!!!" *time skip brought to you by a lazy author* "So (y/n) you look nice" "Oh thank you." You see some light blue on his cheeks(?)"I love Snowdin but it's really cold"Sans hands you his jacket"Here I really don't need it but you can use it for now"You take the jacket and put it on"Thanks Sans you're really kind."More blue appears on his face."Hey um do you have a please to stay at kiddo?You can sleep over at my house for tonight." "Hmm ok."

*later*

" Wow you have a nice house"you float over to the couch."Thanks kiddo papyrus and I worked hard to make this house"You got up and looked around the place."Well you did good."You noticed a little more blue on him.Was he blushing?!(Idk dude ask your self) "Hey Sans are you blushing?" "Oh what no i'm not blushing im just little sick!Oh look at the time i have go bye!"Next thing you know he teleported somewhere."Wonder where he went."Next thing ya know the door bardged open."GREETINGS PARTIAL I HAVE COME HOME TO MAKE LUNCH." "cool what you makin' for lunch" "WELL I THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS COOKING SPAGHETTI!" "Awesome I like spaghetti as well." "OH GOOD WELL I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN." "Cool im going to look for Sans.Bye Pap." "GOODBYE FRIEND!"

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~part three~

After teleporting you found your self in waterfall."Hey kiddo,what'cha doin'" "Oh i was just looking for you." "Cool now that you're here maybe we can get to know each other" "Okay your Punnyness." "Thank you" Sans POV OMG l think I'm in love

Your POV After some time walking and talking to each other we decided that it was time to go back to Sans' house. "Hey I know a shortcut" "Okay" then we were back at his home."wow" "PARTIAL,SANS,LUNCH IS READY!" "Eh l already ate at Grilby's" "Welp more for me!"You start eating as if it were the end of the world. "SO HOW DOES IT TASTE?" "I.love.it." "hehehe" "OF COURSE ITS AMAZING THAT SPAGHETTI WAS COOKED BY CHEF PAPYRUS!NYEHEHEH!" After eating lunch,Papyrus and lazy bones Sans sat down on the couch to watch some MTT. You sat on Sans's lap because they're wasn't enough space in the couch."SO (Y/N), DO YOU HAVE A FAMILY?"..."Actually l don't know.When l fell down here l couldn't remember anything except my name and that i'm half monster." "WELL I'M SURE YOU'LL GET YOUR MEMORIES BACK SOON." "Yeah you probably will soon." "ANYWAYS I'VE CALLED UNDYNE TO COME OVER TO MEET OUR NEW FRIEND" "Did you tell her not to attack (y/n) and that shes a human partial." "WELL I DID TELL HER TO NOT TO HURT HER." "don't worry i'll be fine i'll be sure she wont land a single blow on me" "ok"Then the door opens."Hey Sans,Hi Papyrus,Hello human-WAIT HUMAN!!!"She throws a spear at you but you used some music to summon a force field in front of you."Whoa who said i'm a human." "Huh?!How did you do that!?" "First of all magic.Second i'm half monster." "Oh well okay." "So hi my name is (y/n) and you must be Undyne right?" "Yup that's me leader of the royal guard" "Sup" "OH HEY UNDYNE!I HOPE YOU AND (Y/N) CAN B BEST OF FRIENDS!" "yea sure ok. So (y/n) do you like swords?" "Yeah" "Cool"

After getting to know Undyne and talking to the rest Undyne left to go home."HUMAN IT IS VERY LATE I THINK WE SHOULD ALL GO TO BED" "Yeah so you can sleep in my room i'll sleep on the couch" "no no no no no i'll just do this,"You float up and lay down on the air so that you look like your laying down but really you are floating in mid-air."SO COOL BUT NOT AS COOL AS THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!"WELL IM OFF TO BED!" "Yea im gonna go to bed too night' (y/n)"by the time he looked at you, he saw that you fell asleep."heh"The two skeletons went upstairs and into their bedrooms.Sans drifted off to sleep while thoughts flew by about you.

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~part 4~

(Sans' Pov) i woke up to the sound of well somthing and got up at 3:26 in the morning.I knew it wasn't paps because he never gets up this early.So l walked down stairs and l saw furniture floating around the place and (y/n) on the floor awake more than anything.She was curled up into a ball with her left eye glowing (f/c)."(y/n)!!!"l ran over to her she was so scared."(y/n) its just a bad dream!" "huh?!"All the furniture suddenly gets back to where it used to be. (Your pov) Oh no the memory affected my actions.Umm...."(y/n) what happened are you ok?" "....i-im fine l-l just had a flash back..."I felt him wrap his warm arms around my waist." what u doing?" "hugging you duh"I groaned as he tightened his grip on me. "dude i'm fine you don't need to-"I heard him whine and say,"i like hugging you though."I saw the skeleton's face powdered in blue, i felt my face rise up in heat a bit as well.I gently hugged him back and responded in defeat."Thanks Sans" "you're welcome." I surprise teleported out of his arms"hah!Catch me now!"His face was frozen from shock and surprise."Hey!Come back!" We both started to teleport around the house,i tripped while Sans was behind, he fell as well but he took this as an chance to catch me."why?"I groaned and stayed motionless in defeat once more."Why not?"He smirked and rose up with you."You're sleeping on the bed this time, alright kiddo?" "no-sans-you don't need too, i'm fine i don't want you to sleep on the couch." "Then your sleeping with me""Wait wha-"he suddenly grabs me and teleports us to his bed"sans you don't need to do this i'm fine l promise." "I'm still sure your going to freak out again."I sighed out of annoyance and poked his sweater.After a few brief seconds of process I gave up."Fine" *Sans Pov I'm sure she's going to freak out again if l left her alone again.I cant bellive i'm actually doing this.I finally layed down next to her."Night (y/n)"She was already asleep.Gosh she looks so pretty when she's asleep.Then l felt her hug me.l knew she only needed some company. *Morning... (Your Pov) I woke up and teleported to the kitchen to make breakfast.I hoped the skeleBros wouldn't mind... *Sans Pov* I woke up to the smell of food and (y/n) not on the bed.So l walked downstairs and saw (y/n) cooking breakfast.She didn't even look at me but she said,"Morning Sans" "Um Morning"Then l heard Papyrus bedroom door burst open."IS THAT FOOD I SMELL?" "Yup!"And (y/n) didn't even flinch when Papy ran out his bedroom."OH CAN I HELP YOU COOK?" "Sure" "ALSO I GOT A MESSAGE THAT THEY'RE IS GOING TO BE A PARTY AND THEY NEED A D.J."I heard Vinny stop doing what she was doing once Papy finished his centence."Papyrus where is that party and whos throwing it." "WELL HE PARTY IS AT HOTLAND AND METTATON IS THROWING IT" "well as soon as we're all done with breakfast we're going to hotland so i can be the D.J over there."Cool" "OH GOOD!"

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*You Pov* When all three of us were done eating breakfast the skelebros got ready to go to hotland while l went into the bathroom to change my clothes.After we were all done l walked out and l saw Sans and Papyrus in the living room waiting for me.Sans-flustered as always-chocked out a complement."You look nice"Papyrus continued with the compliment."YES YOU DO LOOK AMAZING!"I smiled at the two and replied."Thank you."One of the brotherly skeletons stood up and said,"now we should go to Hotland l have a shortcut but l can only take one person at a time with me."I suggested a solution to that,"I could take us there."So then l teleported the three us to hotland."WELL THAT WAS FAST (Y/N) YOU CAN TELEPORT AS WELL AS SANS?" "Yup!" "Cool"So we all walked into a lab who is owned by the royal scientist Alphys."Alphys we're here and we brought a guest."i heard a door open nearby and saw what l think was Alphys."O-Oh h-hey sans a-and P-papyrus w-why are you t-two here and i-is that a human?" "Oh hello i suppose you are Alphys?Nice to meet you im Vinny,Vinny the Human Partial." "O-Oh wow someone like you is extremly rare!!So why are all three f you here?" "Um l wanted to be the D.J for Mettaton's Party tonight." "Oh wait Metta-"A part of the wall fell down near us and almost hit us but I stopped it by summoning a force field around us " Wow kiddo how strong are you"Papyrus literally jaw dropped."I'm pretty strong"I saw a the robot who knocked down the wall.I believe that was Mettaton ."Oh hello darlings I see we have a new guest to the underground. He grabbed me with his extendable arms."Hey let me go!" "That would be very boring if I did that and partials souls are even stronger than human souls we don't even need seven human souls to breck the barrier if you're here" "I'm here to be the DJ for your party." "Mettaton let her go!" "Oh so yur friends with these darlings ugh fine.But what type of music do you have for the party?" "The best music in the whole entire universe" "Okay!!!!" "OMG METTATON CAN YOU SIGN MY SCARF PLEASE?" "Of course darling". After we hung out with mettaton and Alphys we decided to go home but mettaton kept me over to help arrange the party.And l had a dj table that looked like porter robinson's set when he has concerts so i summoned it on the back of the stage."Wow darling that setup is amazing what songs are you going to play?" "You'll see."

//hey sorry if this sucks, these are just old chapters from quotev.I edited them a bit so please dont blame me i tried my best.

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icecourt · 6 years

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was tagged by @aredhels

Rules: Answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

i tag: eh just do this if ya wanna i’m too lazy to tag that many people

last;

1. drink - black coffee 2. phone call - my mom aka “The Mothership” in my contacts 3. text message - “i wont hesitate BINCH” to my crush 4. song you listened to - fall out boy - stay frosty royal milk tea 5. time you cried - like, ten minutes ago probably i don’t keep track anymore 6. dated someone twice? - nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it - ive never even gotten a kiss forever alone 8. been cheated on - no 9. lost someone special - yes 10. been depressed - yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up - no i only wish i could afford alcohol

fave colours;

12. black like my soul 13. dark red 14. dark blue

15. made new friends - yes 16. fallen out of love - yes 17. laughed until you cried - yes 18. found out someone was talking about you -yes 19. met someone who changed you - yes 20. found out who your friends are - yeah 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - no

general;

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - like almost no one 23. do you have any pets - a fish plus my army of pokemon plushes 24. do you want to change your name - yes it’s stupid 25. what did you do for your last birthday - watched wonder woman 26. what time did you wake up today - 5:30 27. what were you doing at midnight last night - writing a long essay about Loki 28. what is something you cant wait for - the sweet release of death the black widow movie 30. what are you listening to right now - fall out boy - champion 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yes he was a dumbass 32. something thats getting on your nerves - like everything 33. most visited website - tunglr dot hell 34. hair colour - technically black but it’s been bleached brown from lack of care 35. long or short hair - long 36. do you have a crush on someone - yes 37. what do you like about yourself - um nothing 38. want any piercings? - maybe ear piercings 39. blood type - i think A or B 40. nicknames - “Lucifer” 41. relationship status - single and depressed 42. zodiac - gemini 43. pronouns - she/her 44. fave tv shows - game of thrones, sherlock, pokemon 45. tattoos - none but i want the crow and cup tattoo on my wrist someday 46. right or left handed - right 47. ever had surgery - yes, eye surgery, waste of money my left eye still cant fuckin do jack shit 48. piercings - none rn 49. sport - surfing.. the internet 50. vacation - NEW YORK OR LONDON BLEASE 51. trainers - what

more general;

52. eating - nothing ;( 53. drinking - nothing :(( 54. im about to watch - the night manager 55. waiting for - DEATH HAPPINESS A WILL TO LIVE the black widow movie 56. want - bitch please. i have a four page long list of shit i want. mostly i want money 57. get married - that would imply that i am in a relationship already, ha. hilarious. 58. career - i want to be an actress or director

which is better;

59. hugs or kisses - hugs 60. lips or eyes - eyes 61. shorter or taller - shorter 62. older or younger - older 63. nice arms or stomach - arms 64. hookup or relationship - relationship 65. troublemaker or hesitant - troublemaker

have you ever;

66. kissed a stranger - no 67. drank hard liquor - no 68. lost glasses - yes, somehow, on Space Mountain in disneyland 69. turned someone down - no 70. sex on first date - no 71. broken someones heart - idk 72. had your heart broken - kind of 73. been arrested - no 74. cried when someone died - yes 75. fallen for a friend - yes

do you believe in;

76. yourself - no, 77. miracles - no 78. love at first sight - no 79. santa claus - no 80. kiss on a first date - no 81. angels - no

other;

82. best friend’s name - yanni 83. eye colour - brown like shit 84. fave movie - either Thor: Ragnarok or Captain America: The Winter Soldier 85. fave actor - TOM HIDDLESTON

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He is fishmael hagar son in galatians four GF Girl friends, Grand father, guinea fowl, Gay france, finland. He is very fishy Magdalin when you have prepared the soup make sure from the serving bowl you grab that fish which seem to be hard to grasp or cath in the water by his fins and with your teeth cut that fishy mouth out. Click the link below folks for full picture!! https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Galatians+4&version=NIV Anasema eti anampenda niki kama panti au siruali na tako, she loves minaj like the panty grabs the booty or booty with the panty and minaj has not realised yet. Minaj please realise the essence of time. Rose when kev is feeling her inside or below she gives in to crying as much as murmuring or morning which i comprehend not saying in luo yawa mit kodi, mit yawa, tamu repeatedly. Kevin saying that nikey booty belongs together, they are always two he has never seen one alone, they are together always. Do not say later that i dint love you cz what i have can start up a nation, i mean be a country's foreign exchange. Truth be told am be the richest man around but you know what do not come up running unto me, thou will not accept you later. If its not now then never minaj. I hope the bullet has not catch up with that booty or gotten hold of it as i hear. This the time to show me love and reciprocate mi love for you lest you find me in another woman's arms bursting forth not into laughters but to morning as she feels the intermittent thing, its being corrosives not softness. In mi arms she screams again minaj when am giving it to her that ought to be you, how will you feel girl? Roni asking, hiyo tenje ni gani? Kevin saying ni Lg na ni knowls, alicia keys ni JVC, cole ni Diskman ya philips, Minaj ni be the man with the base sony, Brook in Soni mini- hifi system inaliya kwel kweli ask amani. Evans asking na fargi? Fargi ni samsang but braxton Aiwa inachuna kweli kweli huku matwita zikiwika piya ndani yake. I love panasoni which is coco, i gives you the perfect sound at every corner of the house as much as home theater. Tiana is a sound bar mounted with a flashdisk, satisfy your needs as much as Tinashetani. Yeye, him akon song everyone sings in the estate as they walks, if you send a young chap what an old person insinuates, he tells you the same- Ahero sex nyiere as the tune. Click the link below man for full information. Don take my kindness for weakness kevin asking Nigro women. Knowls and her likes answering we wont take your kindness for weekness. Click the link below folks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMyyxek50DE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB-lW6fJIlU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJktxI6tzOo There are two women in the streets those in love with kevin nelson and can not get him because aman needs one woman at a time and those who hate him because they are jealous to have or own him alone and they cant, I mean they hate a man with many woman and one woman with kevinelson as evident is not a possibility.

He is fishmael hagar son in galatians four GF Girl friends, Grand father, guinea fowl, Gay france, finland. He is very fishy Magdalin when you have prepared the soup make sure from the serving bowl you grab that fish which seem to be hard to grasp or cath in the water by his fins and with your teeth cut that fishy mouth out. Click the link below folks for full picture!! https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Galatians+4&version=NIV Anasema eti anampenda niki kama panti au siruali na tako, she loves minaj like the panty grabs the booty or booty with the panty and minaj has not realised yet. Minaj please realise the essence of time. Rose when kev is feeling her inside or below she gives in to crying as much as murmuring or morning which i comprehend not saying in luo yawa mit kodi, mit yawa, tamu repeatedly. Kevin saying that nikey booty belongs together, they are always two he has never seen one alone, they are together always. Do not say later that i dint love you cz what i have can start up a nation, i mean be a country's foreign exchange. Truth be told am be the richest man around but you know what do not come up running unto me, thou will not accept you later. If its not now then never minaj. I hope the bullet has not catch up with that booty or gotten hold of it as i hear. This the time to show me love and reciprocate mi love for you lest you find me in another woman's arms bursting forth not into laughters but to morning as she feels the intermittent thing, or screaming, shouting out for me and calling out for me at the top of her voice, its being corrosives not softness. In mi arms she screams again minaj when am giving it to her that ought to be you, how will you feel girl? That woman calling out my name MN, malaya nelson etc. Roni asking, hiyo tenje ni gani? Kevin saying ni Lg na ni knowls, alicia keys ni JVC, cole ni Diskman ya philips, Minaj ni be the man with the base sony, Brook in Soni mini- hifi system inaliya kwel kweli ask amani. Evans asking na fargi? Fargi ni samsang but braxton Aiwa inachuna kweli kweli huku matwita zikiwika piya ndani yake. I love panasoni which is coco, i gives you the perfect sound at every corner of the house as much as home theater. Tiana is a sound bar mounted with a flashdisk, satisfy your needs as much as Tinashetani. Yeye, him akon song everyone sings in the estate as they walks, if you send a young chap what an old person insinuates, he tells you the same- Ahero sex nyiere as the tune. Click the link below man for full information. Don take my kindness for weakness kevin asking Nigro women. Knowls and her likes answering we wont take your kindness for weekness. Click the link below folks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMyyxek50DE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB-lW6fJIlU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJktxI6tzOo There are two women in the streets those in love with kevin nelson and can not get him because aman needs one woman at a time and those who hate him because they are jealous to have or own him alone and they cant, I mean they hate a man with many woman and one woman with kevinelson as evident is not a possibility. Let the bullet not depart with that booty, let it not eat away, take it away/off, go with your booty. Give us the dry part of Australia, the great migration took aborigines away out their land and disperse them but they can still be identified so we be a billion strong. The Electric generating gadget EGG can run a nation. The white population can go back to their land where they came from. Sick nation SN snow, south nyanza, norway, nigeria, slow, sianda nancy, nigerians, nebraskans, namibia, if you dont kill me then i will be the richest dude, i gave you the blueprint diagram and you cant take it from me.

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Episode 13: "so things went from Guatemala to Guatepeor” - Ahrre

david REALLY GOT BRAVE TRYNA COME FOR ME WHEN HIS ASS AINT IMMUNE HUH. aint it so.. vote me and ur ass gonna go... ijs!! rip my perf game but at least i was the last person to recieve votes so thats kinda cute.. it doesnt change the fact that im winning tho ALMFNBG like. just 3/4 more tribals to survive bitch.. give those immunity wins to me pls x :)))

LOWKEY MY ASS WAS NERVOUSSSS LIKE I DONT WANNA READ MY NAME ON THOSE PIECES OF PAPER AGAIN THO!!! altho my name is cute written out by anna highkey ngl.. maybe she'll write them in cursive for my winner reveal? x

my mind tho. rhys/tobi/ryan r all under my spell. missus mo and ahrre got brave and are gunna get a taste of hell when im not dying under exams lol x ALMFJHBFG

lvoe u gusys. xoxo ur winner scooty toots

Well fuck. David is gone. I’m in the minority. So now it’s just me and Ahrre. But I don’t want to settle for 6th or 5th place. I’ve made it this far I wanna make it to the end. So I’m going to try to wiggle my way through.

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/41700000/Avengers-Endgame-2019-avengers-infinity-war-1-and-2-41740034-540-225.gif

So the situation is looking pretty grim, Rhys stuck with the majority, David the absolute unit is dead and I wouldn't be surprised if I'm the next one to go.

So right know things change as it's no longer about getting majority but rather get that group of 4 to cannibalize itself. Now the thing is that each of those 4 seem so confident in their position but only 3 make it to the end so that means at least one will end up being left out and that's just with a minimum level of snaking, but we know they are capable of way more shafty shit.

But their overconfidence in their position is not the only problem. It's also kinda hard when I've tried to blindside 3 of them. But hey at least you can't say I didn't try. Tobi is not willing to even tell me anything until tomorrow after we do the challenge. But he also says he's rooting for me as an underdog even if we're in oposite sides... Cheky fecker trying to get my jury vote...

As for the rest well I'll try to talk to them tomorrow, if I can commend Mo for something is that at least they might be more willing to work with him than me, which is clearly not a good thing for my game but eh wadda you do. I know for a fact by now everyone is gonna be saying that the plan is me going home probably 5-1 but if that's gonna end up being true or just a bluff for one of the 4 to get blindsided is still to see.

Either way I'm gonna try to stir some shit up and not be a voulnerable pleb waiting to be taken out or saved. Better dead than a goat.

These fattys are going down one by one... i love it... like highkey david going means that me and scott have to step up our physical games if we wanna take out ryan... someone else has to win immunity and then we can start pinning moves on ryan... I'm slowly repairing my relationship with ahrre by having a frank talk with him about our relationship in the game, which was both awkward but i think it helped??? im trynna work him pretty hard because he's a tough nut to crack but i think i can do it hehe... scott is working on mo but lets be real mo is easier to crack than ahrre, and honestly rhys' performance last tribal was good.. too good imo like.. i previously pinned him as an inactive goat but if he's able to connect with the other side that well and have them believe what he was saying, i have to give him props because that's some good plays in terms of benefiting our alliance for knowledge, bad jury management sure, but good for the alliance... at this point tbh,,, who the fuck cares about jury management... but then again it's important if you wanna win so maybe im just a dumbass

Well right now it’s final 6 and the question of a final 2 or 3 is up for debate because it could be either or.

After that tribal and David left, he tried to expose me when I had exposed myself already to the people he exposed me too. So sis there was no new tea.

Honestly now one of our 4 needs to go. The only one I would feel confident about going to the end with would be Ryan. Just as I feel he has done less. I’m super close with Scott, so I think right now I need to try and convince some people to vote out Ryan.

The only problem is I will probably need to convince Ryan and Scott or mo and ahrre. Mo and ahrre may not that me after lying to them two rounds in a row. And Scott seems to be strong for our alliance sticking to the end. So I’m going for this immunity as if I win it should all the confidence I need to make a move against my own.

I’m not feeling great. I don’t like a conversation I just had. It made me wanna quit. I’m not going to because I wanna do my best.

i really found an idol day 1 and made it to final 6 with it safe and sound.... ctfu how did this even happen, and Scott too we rly did that. the only thing about that is.... at least until we surpass final 5, there's always that worry that im gonna make a fool of myself with it and hnnnng. i feel like our 4 is solid af and yet, i'm still making myself paranoid that Tobi or even Rhys would perk up and randomly try to blindside me or Scott... but anyway yeah thats where my head at rn. i still don't talk to ahrre at all so he's a complete mystery and no idea if anyone else talks to him so that's great. Mo is an oddball still idk what to do w him kfsdfa

So I want to flip on my alliance this round. But 2 people outside my alliance are throwing me hardcore under the bus. Ok. So like how am I gonna make a move now.

pls god... lett this immunity challenge be in my favour alkfjnhfg i just want a win pls pls pls let me be guaranteed f4 lol

I just had a really good conversation with Tobi and it’s making me like really happy because this entire game I’ve gotten the short end of the stick. With people not thinking I don’t deserve to be here, that I’m a goat and people sending me condescending messages about my mistakes. It feels really nice to get praised for the good things. Don’t get me wrong I own up to my mistakes and I do my best to improve and change moving forwardss so I don’t make the same mistakes again. But usually the conversations that happen before that aren’t very happy, they’re needed and they end on a peaceful note but they don’t start out happy. But Tobi just praised me on my gameplay complimenting me and it’s such a good feeling. I think I might end up in fifth or sixth place but I’m still proud of myself and I’m going to keep fighting till the end.

so like... I'm really happy i won immunity but im kinda more annoyed with scott right now like... we had this big plan to take out ryan at 6 which is literally a perfect time now since 1) we can access numbers for it 2) he wont suspect it so the chance of an idol popping up is low 3) we can gain trust with ahrre and mo this way... but NOOOOOOOOO lets play with our emotions instead of our BRAINS and take out someone who has played a bad game and would be EASY to beat in the end like JESUS and i thought ahrre had his head up his ass... also scott is SO fucking confident know like he acts like he will 100% win against anybody in ftc and like sis... that's not the case... not if you're constantly confronting and arguing with mo and ahrre... use. ur. BRAIN.

Cemetery....

Anywho, this vote. Mo & Ahrre are voting me probably. So It seems to be a 4-2 vote. However an Idol may be played now more than ever, as I think this is the first time someone from the bottom hasnt had any hope of staying. (Dani, Felix & Jones were all blindsided , and Michael & David had some chance of staying). So one could easily be played. So ima try to push a 2-2-2 vote to save my ass.

so. (: I lost spelling bee. (: LAMDLFNFG

lowkey feel as if the words are suitable to the player tho. embarrass for ahrre as in that game is embarrassing. accommodate for Mo as in we have to accommodate for the fact that he’s a goat. Cemetary for rhys bc he makes us all wanna die @ tribals. handkerchief for me bc my ass gotta clean up ryan and tobi wanting to target each other.. and rhythm for tobi bc while hes in time rn that time is gonna run out soon :flushed:

i just dont want 6th ):

So I know it’s me and Ahrre on the chopping block. I just kinda wanted to make a quick plea. I really really wanna stay. I want to go as far as I can even if that’s just fifth. Not only to prove people wrong thinking I don’t deserve to be here, but also to prove to myself. Whatever decision you make tonight I respect wholeheartedly. But I’d love to go further.

I CACKLED @ THIS COPY PASTED PLEA.. MO BABY WYD

I’m currently making my plea to the others on why I deserve to stay. I’m proud of myself no matter the outcome but I’d love to go as far as I can.

So ahrre and mo are both kindve pleading for themselves. Mo just wants him to be saved where as ahrre is trying to flip people. He is trying to flip me again which is funny. Lowkey am a little worried just Incase it’s a ploy to get people to vote me or something. But he needs me and tobi to flip. So I think he won’t vote me which is great, incase a surprise idol is played.

soooo final 6 tribal. I definitely want Ahrre to leave finally, so how to make that happen. Scott informed me that mo/ahrre lowkey suspect i have an idol so wig. i would prefer if we went 4 strong on Ahrre bc I really don't think he has any powers, but the thing about that is i don't want to campaign for that to happen and make it look like i feel safe about idols... i don't want tobi or rhys to get suspicious and get the urge to flip on me/scott.. so kinda tricky. we'll see what happens

so recently scott and ryan have really been pounding on mo for his goatness and like... I took advantage of that hehe... I talked to mo and had a real heart to heart with him and like... I told him that he deserves more credit than he's getting and then more wholesome stuff and then BAM we got past the barrier we previously had and now we're totally cool!!... where ryan and scott burn bridges, im gonna build new ones!! so like that wasnt TOTALLY just for strategy like im not that big of an asshole... but its a mix of both. mo is a good kid and he gets too much backlash for his game.. and im gonna take advantage of that by showing up as his guardian angel hehe.. and who knows like this might pay off hugely when i need his vote at f5 to take out a bigger player but for now i'll stick to tending to his wounds that scott and ryan left.. and they really did come for him pretty hard... like REALLY hard so there is no harm in coming to him and helping him with his confidence and who knows, that might be a jury vote right there

Right so things went from Guatemala to guatepeor, I didn't win immunity I actually flopped at it in wonderful fashion it was quite beautiful really. But anyhow Tobi ended up winning it.

So I tried to talk to people and get them to do ANYTHING but to no avail really. Ryan and Scott seem set on stone. I did get Tobi to tell me that if it ties 3-3 he would flip on the revote but that's just playing it safe. Rhys told me he doesn't want to go to rocks so I'm like hey Tobi supposedly flips on the revote so maybe there's no need for that go talk to Tobi.

But they all seem to be giving me the silence threatment right before tribal even Mo has accepted what seems to be me going home.

It's a shame really cause if I do end up going home one of the majority of 4 is gonna regret it the very next week and two more later when the 4th beats them at the end. But hey congrats to that 4th guy whoever it is.

I've tought about doing an idol bluff but it wouldn't make sense for me to tell anyone I have it. Even Mo since if I hipotetically had it he wouldn't help me with it because he would be the one going home probably. Also because I would've definitely played it in a previous round for someone else if I had it and the rest probably knoes that.

Either way rn I'm currently trying to get home in time for tribal since I had to walk a chunk because I almost didn't had enough for the bus fare lel. Who knows maybe I'll survive somehow like the cockroach I am but I don't rate my chances or luck very highly. Either way at the end of the day I'm happy and you can't say I didn't try!

Ahrre is voted out 5-1.

#royallyyours #episode

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