next thing we know, you’re going to be adding jedediah smith from the night at the museum in the married category🙄
boy oh boy do i have news for u
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"florence pugh cosplay" by me
- acrylic on canvas
i got bored, and sometimes the mind wants what it wants
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So, is anyone going to take one for the team and write a kate and tyler getting together fic based on the cowboy hat rule?
You know Tyler is too much of a gentleman to pressure Kate into anything so he doesn't make a move. Kate, after getting some much needed therapy, reconnecting with her mom and growing closer with Tyler and the Wranglers after moving back to Oklahoma, decides to make a move.
The group is going out after a chase. Tyler is wearing his cowboy hat and Kate decides to be finally brave, steals it after some flirting and leaves him standing at the bar, joining the others at the dance floor, with a wink and a tip of the hat.
Cue Tyler having a crisis. She doesn't know, right? Surely, she simply doesn't know about the rule. He is so in love with her, that there is no way in hell, he will fuck up what they have by assuming she knows about the dumb rule.
Later, when the group is gathered back at the table, someone makes a comment about Kate having to follow up on the hat stealing and she looks Tyler dead in the eyes while saying "Oh, I fully plan on riding the cowboy later." Tyler chokes on his beer, goes red like a fire truck while the others completely lose their shit.
Followed by them finally resolving their romantic and sexual tension.
So any volunteers?
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Love how in Sweeny Todd Mrs. Lovett and Sweeny Todd are both freaks but they're freaks on completely different wavelengths.
The only reason Todd is bothering to continue breathing is for revenge. The only interest he has in anything or anyone around him is how they might help or hinder his cause. The only relationship he's legitimately emotionally invested in is with his straight razor.
Meanwhile Mrs. Lovett thinks she's in a rom-com where her old crush has come back to help her get her struggling restaurant on its feet, but her crush's ex keeps coming around trying to ruin everything.
Both of them go the whole musical without fully realizing that their brainworms are mutually unintelligible.
Antony is there in the background oblivious to this entire dynamic because he's too caught up in his own gothic romance plot to notice that the castaway he rescued is murdering people.
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within five minutes i'm mad at kirk AND spock in the undiscovered country because what do you mean "where's spock" ?? what do you mean you haven't spoken to him today??? you've watched each other die multiple times. life is fleeting. why aren't you having breakfast together every morning?? what are you doing!! fools!!!!!!!
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It doesn't even matter that the movie revealed Mario's parents and family.
Because at the end of the day, the Bros do truly only have each other. Yes, they do have other family members to show them love - but nothing compares to the bond that these Bros have.
From day one of their lives, they have had each other to fall back on. They really are each other's other half. No other face, loving touch, or words can truly get across to them in the same way as when they do it to each other.
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something or other about logan being soft on kids. being the first to step away from violence in origins: wolverine when it looked like they'd have to slaughter an innocent village for stryker. making sure to send someone off to ensure the kids held on strkyer's island would get away safe and unharmed. making sure again (this time without memories of who he was) that the kids in the x mansion were safe when suddenly getting raided in x2. smaller thing but being the only one to thank peter after he broke erik out of jail and saved them from certain death by plastic bullets. finding rogue in his trunk and not having the heart to abandon her. being a flight risk but constantly coming back to the x mansion to check on her and leaving her his dog tags so she knows he has a reason to come back and to drive the point home to her that logan isn't abandoning her and he wouldn't abandon rogue and fighting as hard as he could to keep her alive even at the risk of his own death (in x-men (2000)). i think it's a veryyyy important part of his character in the x-men movies that he acts tough but has more bark than bite when it comes to keeping the kids safe. especially when he's boiled down to being nothing but an animal by himself and the enemies around him. very important to me that he retains softness he can't hide around the kids
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TBOB spoilers:
"By a monster."
"It would eat you alive, Sixer."
Get some real therapy, you Edward Cullen ass triangle.
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