#i haven't slept last night at all

[lisztig]

delirious rn (sick) and I can't help thinking that the 5th of February is some notable day for some reason so I look up the wiki entry on the day and while it's not what I was looking for, happy birthday Michael Sheen??

[demonir]

does he know that i love him, does he fucking know that i love him so much

[violent138]

I think it would be funny, if Bruce was scrolling through the Gotham Gazette in his downtime and stumbled upon some outrageous, unhinged article on some moronic socialite's recent weekend activities.

"What the fuck Alfred?" Bruce demanded, throwing the article onto the table.

"One text, Master Bruce," Alfred said calmly, stirring his tea. "One singular message to let me know you'd survived, would that have been so hard?"

"You know I have to pretend this really happened right?" Bruce dragged his hands down his face. "This is insane even for Bruce Wayne--"

"I figured your subsequent stint in rehab would allow time for recovery, or for me to explain your sudden death," Alfred said icily.

Bruce's phone buzzed, flooding with messages. "Oh look, now it starts. I'm firing whoever on the PR team allowed this to happen, this is so far beyond--"

"I overruled them." Alfred sipped the tea.

"You--" Bruce breathed in and out slowly, loosening his fists. "In the future, I will try to get a message out."

"Very good sir."

[flufflecat]

Billtlest pet shop

[yohankang]

hiiii besties i'm back <3

[sylvieons]

I am so disgustingly tired, like idk why, I feel like I'm gonna die I'm so tired/fatigued/exhausted/drained/every possible word for it and my grandma suggested "maybe you're not eating enough red meat" so I'm gonna take this as an excuse to order a steak or a burger via DoorDash later. Living in luxury. Thanks grandma.

[coffeeworldsasaki]

Since I can't do any work today I'm trying to read but I'm struggling so much 😭

[accidentallyatekneecaps]

T4t komahina got me in it's Jaws and I can't escape

T4t komahina is all I need in my life

[batemanofficial]

amazing what sleep will do if you're feeling bad

[honeysuckle-venom]

I don't know what has been going on, but for the past week I've been dealing with a bad case of vertigo. Towards the end of the week it was getting better so I hoped it was going away but over the weekend it got worse again. I'm going to have to go to the doctor at this point, I don't know what's going on but I'm so dizzy all the time.

[seraphsfire]

new Crevice Goblin her name is Jade and she is. a strange little toddler

[ctl-yuejie]

I adore WinTeam but P’Pruek is the true delight.

His face when Win told him and Dean that he had already slept with Team.

Truely the expression of a man who is well-meaning but about to smile very widely at the kind of psychological damage that has been suddenly unleashed on him

[slippery-minghus]

oh no. i feel like if i do not consume an entire load of bread in the very near future i will simply cease to exist.

[coollyinterferes]

just some smol guys being tiny dudes

(modern AU-ish because I couldn't find clothes that resembled their original ones)

Also featuring the Ogre Street lads under the cut >:3

(((lets pretend Kenpo doesn't look a bit too much like Straizo in this one orz tried my best with the options available)))

[actual-changeling]

currently in the middle of season 12 and just. god. "i know my past" yeah i thought i knew my past too. life is funny that way, isn't it.

thirteen is such a mess and angry and me and i have not watched her go yet okay. but once i do i will just. die i guess.

[theflyingfeeling]

still sick but alive, unfortunately 🤧