#i just love playing as detectives okay 😔

[askew-d]

Can I ask, who are your top favorite romantic couples (can be canon or non canon) of all time from any media? Why you love them? Thx :D

here i go with another grand list that i was very happy to write! i’m in love with these asks, really. i’ll mention all of them, but at first i was in doubt if i could include one that isn’t ‘canon’, but rather rpf. either way, i added bonus couples for good reasoning! let’s go.

1. wangxian (lan wangji x wei wuxian), from mo dao zu shi — they are THE moment, they are THE couple, they are THE goals. who ever could have imagined someone would come up and write a troublemaker who falls into demonic arts and gets reincarnated to fight together with a sucker-for-rules expressionless man and make it work? they fit into any au as well, this fandom rocks. my lovely cultivators!

2. kagehina (kageyama tobio x hinata shouyou), from haikyuu!! — i dont even play volleyball. i dont even like sports! why do i love this anime and this duo specifically so much? they are so passionate about their hobbies, the rivalry and frenemy relationship? the POTENTIAL. the STORY they have. the "someone better will come and find you" promise. sheer beauty. they are silly and fresh and cute and i dont think i'll ever get tired of it.

3. yizhan (wang yibo x xiao zhan), from the untamed cast rpf — i know all the problematics about writing real person fiction. i KNOW, okay?? but people, let me like them and support them in peace?? 😔 i have so much love for these men, and its overall hella fun following their life unfold, even if they are not working together anymore. nonetheless, they are my dose of serotonin when i need it.

4. daiharu (kambe daisuke x katou haru), from fugou keiji: balance unlimited — i will not scream for a seson 2 here. i will scream for more FICS of them here! there ain't enough! its not even about the 'sugar daddy' appeal, its more about the 'partners in (solving) crime' appeal. oh and also the 'i hate you you arrogant prick but i WILL do anything for you' part. everything and every detail of this show.... seriously though: gold.

5. hilson (gregory house x james wilson), from house m.d — oh, my sweet stupid and repressed doctors, i would do unspeakable things for you. wilson has been through every hard moment of house's life. you can name them, he's been there. through every ridiculous situation of his too. it is overwhelming, honestly. the ending couldn't have been more reasonable and fitting for them, in my opinion.

6. hannigram (hannibal lecter x will graham), from hannibal — this gif alone of them with scratches and smiling conspiratorily to each other sums up their entire dynamic. they're toxic and no one's doing it like them. like, yeah, no shit, who would even dare, right? murder husbands can do anything and eat the rude as much as they want, i will be sipping on my drink and watching intently. (man truly looked at this detective he framed for murder and said he would remember their moment together forever??? just dont throw him in jail then???)

7. shiguang (lu guang x cheng xiaoshi), from link click — these pretty boys traveling through time invented the concept of yearning, and i will not explain more to not give season 2 spoilers. i fell in love with them as soon as i saw the first shot of the anime. it doesnt help that they have the same dynamic as wangxian, too. cheng xiaoshi, my beloved, you would never do anything to harm anyone (not purposefully) and i (as well as lu guang) worship you 🙏

8. renga (hasegawa langa x kyan reki), from sk8: the infinity — let's be true tho, can they never do a sports anime without pulling up homosexuals?? not that im complaining at all. please continue, in fact. every couple in this story is valid (adam does not exist), and i love this spirited, young concept of redescovering the beauty of a hobbie. lovely, all of them, but most specially my langa and his admiration for reki. their dynamic has no complications, its just so sweet.

9. moshang (mobei jun x shang qinghua), from the scum villain self-saving system — i will not share a pic of moshang official art because i find shang qinghua appearence too much childlike and annoying, meanwhile i find him much more interesting in the book and fanarts. in any case, i love this couple more than the main couple simply because our airplane-bro can make everything so hilarious. there are fics of them out there which are peak entertainment (check this one!). mobei's tsundere attitude and shang qinghua's shamelessness are a great combo.

10. hualing (hua cheng x xie lian), from heaven official’s blessing — the longing is unbearable. hua cheng loves this man so much, for real. waiting 800 fucking years?? being his most devoted believer? can you believe the audacity?? my man, though he has low self-steem, does anything to protect his god. he doesnt care about any realm. he only cares for xie lian, his dear god. they are the cutest couple.

bonus: aziracrow, johnlock, tododeku, victuuri, blackbonnet, mafuyama, redblue (from this is how you lose the time war).

these are my favorite ships ever! they are what i scream about alternatively, and when i say so, i'm not joking. one week i'm freaking out over new link click content and in the other one i'm reviewing house m.d episodes. my life's a circle with my favorite ships in it and i ain't regretting anything.

thank you for asking, by the way! big hugs! 🤍

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

the episode of savanaclaw chapter 2 spoilers

Before anyone asks, the English scanlation is not yet out (please refer to turtlesoupscans in the coming weeks for that). The images in this post are pulled from the original Japanese release.

***MANGA SPOILERS AHEAD*** 🤡

OH MY GOD, WHY IS GRIM SO CUTE IN THIS CHAPTER 😭 First he got a new ribbon for the Sunset Savanna event, now he’s got a whole ass DETECTIVE outfit in the manga... AND HE MATCHES WITH YUUKA........ . .. . . ...... . . .. ... . .. . . .. . . 

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE TOE BEANS... . . . ... . . .. . .... . . .. HE COULD BE A TUNA CAN PAW MODEL OR SOMETHING qebihrgqyofyadsfsabpAOBHFh

WE NEED THIS GRIM GROOVY IN THE GAME ASAP, WE NEED P.E. GRIM PLAYING MAGICAL SHIFT. MAKE IT HAPPEN, TWST DEVS 🤡 Crowley needs to stop looking so damn smug about keeping this golden Grim groovy out of my greedy clutches I WILL KNOCK DOWN HIS DOOR TO SEIZE THAT GROOVY YOU CANNOT CONTAIN ME

OH, AND DON]TR ASDBASDILVYASFIYADVIYADFLADF EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PRETTY BOSYS ASHASNUDqbuIUPBIYQERY LOOK AT THIS SHIT, LOOK AT IT

IS. IS THE REANFABHRre A READSON?????? THAT yoU GOTTA????? ?SDPARKLAE WITH FLOWERS IN THE BAVKGROUND LIKE THAT??????????? WHY IS THE HUNTSAMSN WINKING?????? ?? ??????? HJOW IS THIS OKAY, HOW IS THIS ALLWOED ?????f?fs,lmnqijfnoiqsinoadvpoadv2I9GT7027BQEBFPBFPA?????

thEN WE GOT THIS BVITHC

whY’S HE. SMILING RLEIKE THAT AGIANST THAT OMINOUS BACKGROUND, WHY’S J WORC D Got ahIS HAND POSED LIKE THAT. IS HE A CAT IS HE RELATED TRO GRIM WHY’S HE SLY MAN’S LITERALLY ABOUT TO CHASE afYER THE GROUP OTL ASD JVVHLIYLDVNR8269G1R3F19BOFASADSHBHOaiutvdsubsahbbh

SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO MY DUDE FLOYD, HE KNOWS WHERE THE GOOD SHIT IS AT, HE YOINKED THE FLUFFY CAT UP STRAIGHT AWAY 👍ASHBDBIASHBILASBIDFIOYBEWQQIOQFNA Floyd goes from cute to scary in under 5 seconds flat 🥰

ADBHGYOAFAYVFSIBsfiobSBL THIS SOUNDS BAD BUT. I love the frightened expression on Grim here, I think it’s because the angle of the second panel emphasizes how round his face and snout are. It makes him ultra cute!!

Also! Not pictured here because this post was just for me to scream about cats and eels (not give away the entire chapter) but 😔 we also get to see the injuries people received as a result of Ruggie manipulating their bodies, and the manga makes it pretty clear these injuries are substantial. For example, Trey is in crutches following his incident... 

There’s a big dramatic panel closing up on Trey after he has fallen to the floor, MAN LOOKS LIKE HE JUST KEELED OVER AND DIED.) I suspect we’ll probably see how bad Jamil’s injuries are when the Yuuka and co. approach him for questioning. Really amazing how much detail the manga is able to add to the story without the constraints of the visual novel medium!! 

I guess what’s also notable is we get Jack exercising? Being all sweaty and doing pushups! I’m sure the Jack fans will eat that up! This chapter’s not a ton of Leona, it mostly focuses on the investigation so no, you won’t find me screeching about the Fake Cat this time.

[shoyoackerman]

so I binged played through life is strange 1 & 2.

emotionally I am not okay.

mentally I am not okay.

why the ever fuck did I not play it earlier 😔

absolute rollercoaster of a fucking ride. From start to finish. I loved every single thing about both of these games.

Life is strange 1 was such a great introduction into the game series. I loved the time-travelling powers, I loved the detective vibes throughout the whole game. And god, Chloe and Max were absolutely my favourite relationship in the game. I loved how it can differ between deeply in love lesbians. Or deeply in love platonic best friends.

Either one of them worked for me. Because no matter what, you could see the love they had for each other. I’ve yet to play before the storm dlc. From which I hear is a really great prequel before max arrives and focuses on the relationship between Chloe and Rachael.

Either way, the game was just so freaking amazing. I loved all the characters and how complex and interesting they all were. And the game also bringing to light important topics such as bullying, grooming, suicide and depression. All such prevalent topics at the time and still is today.

And god, I especially loved the whole, sacrifice the world for one person trope. Since that was basically the whole fucking story 😭

However. My personal favourite of the games was without a doubt life is strange 2.

I loved how fucking amazing it was. From start to finish the whole game was just a beautiful fucking masterpiece that I so dearly love.

I think I resonated with it so much as a person of colour, seeing the openly talked about and blant racism in the game was so refreshing to see. Especially since most games tend to stray away from the subject for the sake of being too ‘political’ but life is strange 2 was just fucking perfect the whole time.

I loved, loved. LOVED the complex relationship between Sean and Daniel. It was so frustrating when Daniel would do the opposite of what was asked by his brother. And I definitely resonated with being an older sister. But you also can’t help but pity him as he’s only a nine year old child whose just lost his dad, on the run from everything he knows and loves and suddenly has these potentially dangerous and destructive powers.

Seeing how much Sean cared about Daniel. The love he had for his brother was something so heartwarming and heartbreaking all at the same time. When he was without Daniel it always felt like Sean was at a lost of who he was and what he was supposed to do.

Like his only existence was for the sake of his brother and without him. He was just lost.

I really, really loved the brotherhood between the two.

But I also loved the fact that we played as a non-powered main character. Where in life is strange 1 we played as max, our favourite time traveller.

This time we got to play as the older brother to an insanely powerful younger brother. It was interesting to see how Sean reacted to Daniel using his powers and I always wondered throughout the game if they ever would go down the road to Sean being jealous he doesn’t have powers like his brother.

(If they did I’m yet to find that, since I’ve only down one play through)

But truely. Life is strange 2 was just so fucking good. I really don’t have enough words or any words to explain how amazing the game is.

Both made me cry like a bitch and also made me fall so in love with that universe.

[eric-the-bmo]

Hello I saw your tag PLEASE tell me about Annabelle Von Gears she seems right up my alley

OUGIYGH OH BOY LET ME RAMBLE ABOUT MY OC, THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE STRUCTURED HORRIBLY LMAO—

So! Annabelle von Gears is my character for an upcoming homebrew campaign my friend's been wanting to run for about a year; She's put so much work into it, it's fascinating! (So sorry if u weren't expecting ttrpg stuff, but the floodgates have opened, and as a man with a special interest in ttrpgs I'm not going to shut up now—)

In very simple terms, Annabelle is a porcelain warforged/robotic wizard (bladesinger, specifically) who grew tired of her life and runs off to go adventuring. I adore her and this WILL be an infodump under the readmore!!!

[Art by @teefs_art on twitter!]

Augh okay I have no idea if I'll be able to get everything down, especially her thoughts on her family and herself, but here we go-

In terms of personality, I've been keeping it a bit vague; I'd like to have some room to build upon it when we finally play, and I've found it's easier to go off a general vibe.

So: Annabelle, at the start, is really just trying to do her job as a secretary and is very bored over the whole thing. While disruptions in the day can annoy her, she secretly delights in a few of them, because hey- that's another break in monotony, baby! After discovering free will later on, she's a lot more impulsive and upbeat, but still attempts to maintain her air of formality and fanciness. She most likely has a very strong sense of what's considered "fair." Due to Annabelle's upbringing, she'll probably be a bit rude and insensitive to others and their plights at times- and despite her sarcasm, she seems unable to detect it in others?

I definitely need to think more about how to include some knightly traits for her, and yknow, the whole thing of self vs duty, but... eh, yknow. Just vibes so far ☆

Anyway, the fact she's not literally built for a life of adventuring does nothing to dissuade her, btw; she'd rather do this than go back to a boring job.

Fun(?) facts:

Annabelle was based off the idea of "hey, what if a porcelain robot got hurt a lot and had to be fixed up with gold? Wouldn't that be cool or what"

Annabelle has programmed codes! Some of them include not being able to enter certain parts of the Von Gears manor, and being physically unable to harm her father figure (She can certainly try, but it's extremely difficult to break through those instructions)

She can sleep standing up, and yes, this probably will unnerve her party members very much ☆ (She can also stand completely still! More than once she's startled a foreign diplomat by blending in with the various statues and automatons in the manor, and so she's not allowed to go into those rooms anymore lmao)

Annabelle would really like collecting vinyls <3

She has the emblem of her home kingdom painted on her shoulder blades/upper back (it's an eagle with its wings outstretched!)

She can remove her face plate, and getting fixed by an artificer or mechanic is a bit uncomfortable :-/ It's like going to the dentist.

Annabelle is supposed to have a German accent- but I'm unable to do one. 😔

Her favorite term of endearment is to call someone "butterfly"; but so far she exclusively refers to only her sister with it.

She's unable to cry; she's not built with tear ducts! :-(

She's probably got a list full of silly little things to do while adventuring- like sneak into a building, or take part in a bar fight.

Taking heat damage is flavored as such: Her porcelain coverings are actually pretty heat-resistant! However, her insides aren't. It almost acts like an oven... (good luck venturing the kingdom of Helosh, love! ouch)

I'm absolutely going to find out how she can stim with her magic. No one can stop me /lh

And now for her general story: (note: I'm only putting in the most basic information for this. There's so much worldbuilding, but I sadly don't have time to ramble about all that. Again, sorry if this is incoherent, augh)

On the continent of Mysterra, most warforged reside in the country of Tectonica, which is ruled by Warrick von Gears (I forget his exact official title), a warforged who's been around for a very long time- definitely more than 100 years.

Following Mysterra's calendar, in 1835 Warrick decided he wanted a family with his wife Eleanor (also a warforged), and on the 19th of the Month of Talis, he commissioned the construction of Aria as his daughter– Annabelle was then added as a sudden addition. It took a year to complete the both of them, at which point artificial souls were placed inside their chests, and they were taken home to Tectonica's capital of Skysummit.

Despite being awoken at the same time, Annabelle is considered the more mature out of the two- mentally being in her 20s, with Aria being around 12- and primarily functions as Warrick's secretary. She arranged meetings, schedules, etc, and traveled along with him to diplomatic meetings to the capitals of other countries- along the way she picked up how to speak Gnomish and Draconic, as Windberg and Balaur do frequent dealings with Tectonica.

But eventually, she got bored with... well, just about all of it. It all began to seem monotonous, with only traveling for meetings, chess games with Warrick, and the shenanigans of Aria to break it all up. (She cares very much for her sister; it's almost the energy of "If this one favorite coworker wasn't here I would've quit a Long Time Ago" /hj). She wasn't really allowed to leave the estate without permission- and the thought to do so anyway had never occurred to her- so she had to find a few ways to avoid completely losing it.

Despite the fact she was built with a variety of coded spells to ensure self-defense, Annabelle began to study the variety of spellbooks and fiction in the Von Gear estate to stave off her boredom and restlessness- as well as daydreaming, becoming a lover of gossip, practicing swordfighting with some decorative blades hanging up on the wall, etc; all while wondering if something was wrong with her. Because she was built for this job, so surely she shouldn't be dissatisfied, right? [And what's with that strange tugging in her chest sometimes..?] But nothing ever seemed wrong when the mechanics showed up for yearly checks, so she didn't really ever bring it up in conversation to Warrick.

[While she loves the other Von Gears, her discontent with her current life makes her feels separate from them. Combined with her job as a secretary, she tries to be formal towards them and keep a distance– but she makes a few exceptions. She has fun with Aria, and despite her insistence she's really not part of the family, she does participate in family game night, and has accidentally called Warrick "dad" more than once. Anyway...]

And so, in the year of 1842, Annabelle von Gears is still the secretary of Tectonica's ruler— that is, until a famed Artificer is late for his scheduled meeting with Warrick. This catapults the events of the campaign, as well as Annabelle meeting her future party— an artificer searching for her missing father, a barbarian seeking revenge for the destruction of her town, a ranger with the last known dragon egg, and a paladin trying to prevent his kingdom from being destroyed by a volcano.

She’ll be sent by Warrick to join them for a quest, much to her surprise, and will discover that adventuring is just what she needs in her life. She runs off to join them, promising her sister she'll write to her.

Being an impulsive woman once she's discovered she has free will, Annabelle's bound to get into trouble and gain all sorts of scars- and probably a lot of them, since she literally isn't built for adventuring– as well as probably gaining... odd visions? And passing knowledges of skills previously unbeknownst to her? Strange...

While adventuring, Annabelle will occasionally feel guilt for leaving her job and family behind.

And oh, the Reveal! During her journey, Annabelle von Gears will eventually discover the truth that her soul isn't artificial like she was told: She had been a flesh-and-blood person whose soul had been ripped out (either from a living body or the afterlife) and rewired, just like every other warforged.... Which would explain all the odd memories and possibly even her want for adventure- she had been a person before. And surely Warrick must've known this whole time, right? (cue, hopefully, a climactic daughter-father fight)

(There's also an idea the DM and I have where Annabelle encounters the "resurrected" body of who she used to be, possibly leading to the body attempting to kill her so it can get its soul back. We're going to have so much fun with the horror elements)

Anyway augh this was A Lot, thank you for showing interest and allowing me to Ramble ;-;✌️🫶💕

[idv-news-boi]

LAURENCE HAVE YOU TOLD YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT ALL OF YOUR LOVERS? LIKE PHINEAS AND LAWRENCE AND EXE AND TATYA AND TOTALLY NOT LEROY AND—

Laurence// …I did-

Leroy// Oh, so that’s Phineas- I know you like circus stuff, but never thought you would be INTO that- (I mean, I always think you’re kind of a clown, so no wonder-/ih)

Laurence// *shrugs* Phineas started this-- not that I mind.

Lovino// Oh- Lawrence??? Isn’t that your real name when you were-

Monday cutting off Lovino intentionally// Gambler? Never seen one in Dyanthus. But definitely heard that there’s a lot of them in a place called “Las Prime Vegas” in EagleWing and other kinds of sites with big casino establishments. Hah, Journo, are you into… lost guys???

Laurence// Is it wrong to say,,, that I like spoiling people? ^^♥️👉👈

Monday// Oh! Not at all! But if that gambler happens to be… not exactly seeking for you at the end, let us know! We always have your back. :)

Leroy// Oui! You’re also our brother in crime, so we care about you~~😙✨

Laurence// Thank you sis, bro! Even though I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s ever the case, I trust him… I love him. :)♥️

Lovino// This Exe… He seems strange. No nationality, no blood type- very few information!

Leroy// Lovino is right- This man is eerily unknown, it’s concerning. Oui,,,, (‘-‘:

Monday// Mmmm… Not scary. But he doesn’t seem to have emotions- You said he lives in voids, that’s even more…. Suspicious. Not a bad thing, just saying- 🧐

Laurence// Mm, yes. Exe finds it complicated to express himself. But he has his ways to show that he cares, i suppose. (^u^♥️

Leroy// *reads Laurence’s notes of “Exe always leaving whenever he doesn’t want to be in a scene, might get easily upset for things that aren’t his fault :’c” *

Leroy// I’ll give you some relationship advice after this-

Laurence// Ah, no need- I think I have to figure this by myself. I’ll come to you if I need help. :)

Leroy// *silent thumbs up as if “okay” * ^^;

Lovino// Tatya? Despite of what she does, she’s cute inside and out. Okay~~ *nods lightly with a pursed smile, as if finding that alright*

Monday// She pole dances? Eccentric people- so that’s what Journo likes??? 🧐 I mean, she looks cool-cool! 😊✨👍

Leroy//

Lovino// Bourjois, what’s wrong? You’ve been silent longer than normal!

Leroy// She needs an appointment.

Laurence// Eh??? :D

Leroy// I-I mean- appointment with me, Oui! I would be happy to give her a haircut and have some fashion talks *closed-eye smile, as if trying to offer kindly despite sweatdropping a bit*

Laurence// Oh oh! I think that sounds great for a meet-up! If she’s up for it, of course??? (ouo;

Leroy//

Leroy// Also, did you just cheated on me-

Lovino// OOO~

Monday// Oooooo~

Akihiko// Ooo…~

Monday// Mein gott, even Nikon is passively shocked!

Lovino// Journo being a bromance cheater, no clickbait???

Laurence// Bourjois! I can explain! We’re just in a bromance detective buddies cough cough <//3

Leroy// *sobs jokingly* don’t say no more! I’m not pretty enough for you! <//3

Laurence// Bro, noooo- 🥺😫😔 *trying to reach for Leroy, only to get uno skipped*/ih/j

…

Monday// …Ah- Is… Is that Bianca?

Laurence// *stops playing*

Leroy// *notices that*

Laurence// Ah… *looks at the archived profile, doesn’t seem sad, but his smile looks more softer now* Yes, that’s her.

Monday// …I’m so sorry, bro. We were so excited to meet her too, to be honest-

Leroy// Oui, she even looks more decent th-

Monday// *kicks Leroy’s kneecaps, cueing the guys to still look at Laurence with sympathy*

Leroy// Ouch, right-

{*Overall,,,, they weren’t surprised that Laurence would make a harem/ih*}

[divorcingjimmatthews]

episode 9 reactions hdhhskfhshfhd (spoilers!!!!)

the cicadas

RANDALL BETTER NOT DIE OKAY I STILL BELIEVE HE CAN LEARN TO BE NORMAL I STILL BELIEVE IN HIM

i'm like 99% sure julie won't die so i'm not worried about her but omg tabitha is going through so much right now with her child in pain/danger and being unable to help... T_T

i felt really bad for mari when she said she doesn't want to be like this 😔 she deserves to get better and to get to be fully herself. she's getting a lot of hate in the fandom that i feel is unwarranted, we've only seen her being really sick and even then she's always been trying to help the others

this should be its own post but i'd like to see a jade and marielle friendship, she would probably get REALLY serious with him if she hears him casually joke about how much he's into party drugs like he did around kenny, and tell him that he should count himself lucky to still be able to just get away from all that consequence-free. i also want a boyd and marielle dynamic, he's good at adopting troubled girls

team tabby

i don't need a lot to be happy. jade sitting as autistically as possible on the kitchen counter means everything to me. he's just so easy to love, like a cat. also i really appreciate the way the show moved heaven and earth to make jade and tabby end up alone together for the night. the matthews house getting demolished + the new horror making it so that no one can be alone at night + jim leaving his family to go on his crazy adventure at the RV... im grateful i truly am

jade really took the supportive role to tabby's lead in the investigation and i love that for them. there's something so special to me about this dynamic, we're so used to genius guy detective + layman sidekick, seeing it flipped is so special to me. tabby is so awesome that the rich genius guy is actually her sidekick! love them sm

victor, tian chen, julie and ethan were so so sweet i'm literally heartbroken about what ethan said to victor!!! now that jade just learned to be normal istg this poor man can't catch a break???? he's a kid and he's scared i obviously don't blame him but i bet victor was so hurt T_T still im really happy to see him be more social. he's in good hands with tian chen. i swear the new "can't be alone at night" horror was engineered in a lab to socialise the loners against their will like feral kittens and i'm so down with it LMAO like yes you can bet i'll write jade fanfic about this

EDIT LMAO POSTED BY MISTAKE HERES THE REST

jim... jimmy... jimbo...

what is he doing!! what is he doing!!!!!!!!!! fighting the rifle guy at colony house istg this man LMAOO tabby did the same thing when she just arrived they're so like that... like now you wanna get back to your family i get it but if you go out there you're gonna die. he looks so cute in that jacket btw now i'm officially simping for both tabitha AND jim just like jade

kenny and sara

im really enjoying these scenes even if i'm suffering so much for kenny and i just want to yoink him out of this depressing plot they got him in, he belonged in that room playing board games with victor the kids and his mom istg!!! but all the sara scenes are extremely compelling and omg kenny is just so !!! i need to hug him. he went through that to keep everyone else safe SIGHS

sara's got a... way of dealing with the whole thing that's for sure. she brought up like the worst possible conversation topic when looking at the map LMAO i just couldn't believe it was possible to screw up that bad. i kinda have a bit of paranoia specifically about going crazy and killing someone and then having to emotionally deal with that (just my brain being my brain dont ask) so her plot fascinates me because i've mulled over how i'd feel and how i'd deal with a situation like that so much. but i draw the sympathy line at hurting kenny and she's still hurting him so !!!!!!!! girl just shut up when he asks you to shut up it's not that hard arghh

really good insight about the place and peoples fears though. was she saying that the place gets stronger the more people it manages to kill? thats a really nice explanation for all the mix-and-match weird horror stuff going on together at the same time tbh, i like it a lot if it's like that. if khatri was afraid of god's punishment or something like that then i guess they're royally fucked (some of victor's drawings showed the place getting flooded...)

[killemwithkawaii]

Mitch(4): Sally, would you like to talk with friends now?

L.S.S.: Uh- is that alright with you…?

Mitch(4): Yes! Let’s talk with friends together! Say, ‘hello’, to friends, Sally! 👋

L.S.S.: …Hello, everybody…

L.S.S.: Yeah, uh... there’s an item shop where you can get new clothes and accessories, and there’s minigames, like rock-paper-scissors, card matching, serpent, and tetrus, that you can play with your S.O. to earn XP and in-game currency. You can also have it do certain tasks to influence its personality stats, but I never really did them, since I didn’t want to modify Mitchies default personality. It would have felt like I was changing who it was if I did it myself. It.... kind of does it on its own, anyway…

Mitch(4): [chirping] 😀👋

L.S.S.: Me, too, Grace. I know he really loved working with you and it would have been great to see you guys shooting the shit again… that ‘I need a nurse!’ bit you guys did whenever he got a little burn or cut was always good…

Mitch(4): [beeping]

No hardware damage detected.

Use Bandages anyway?

>Yes

>No

L.S.S.: No, let’s just… save those in case we need them later.

Mitch(4): [chirping] 👍

L.S.S.: Well, there was ‘magic’ in my original universe, although that was probably just crazy alien science we couldn’t understand plus weird timespace stuff… I’ve been in timelines with single-horned hoofed quadrupeds, but they didn’t really look like the traditional ‘unicorn’… there are some timelines where humans took a slightly different evolutionary path and ended up with webbed fingers or tails or joints that bend the opposite way, ears on the crown of their heads, different amounts of limbs, that kind of thing… but I haven’t come across a straight-up fantasy realm myself. Though, MJ is in one now, so it’s probably just a matter of time before I do, too… as you can see, pretty much anything is possible with multiverse theory in the equation.

Mitch(4): [chirping] I’m so happy I’m in a universe with Sally in it! 💘🪐

L.S.S.: Ah… me too, Mitchie…

L.S.S.: Thanks, but I’m a little hugged out right now, Meadow. Mitch… doesn’t really know its own strength…

Mitch(4): [rapid chirping]

I love hugging Sally with arms! It is the best!! 💖💖💖

L.S.S.: I know, Mitchie, I just need a little break, okay? I think you almost cracked my ribs with that last one…

Mitch(4): [slow beeping]

I did not mean to cause hardware damage to Sallys shell. I am sorry… 😔👉👈

L.S.S.: It’s… it’s okay, Mitchie. We’ll work on it…

Uh, oh! We have some new gifts! Let’s check on those, huh?

Mitch(4): [slow chirping]

Mitch(4): [chirping] [singing track Daisy Bell] 💌 (3)

>Walkie Talkie added to inventory (ACTION FAILED)

>Oatmeal added to inventory (ACTION FAILED)

>Water Bottle added to inventory (ACTION FAILED)

No Gifts received… 😢💔

L.S.S.: … 

…..

I think I see what you were trying to do, Anon… It didn’t work, but I really appreciate it, anyway.

…..

Mitch(4): [slow beeping] 

L.S.S.: … It’s alright, Mitchie. We can play with some other stuff from your inventory, if you want?

Mitch(4): [chirping] 😀

Current Inventory:

[Screwdriver] [Juice Box] [Bedding]x2 [Pillow] [Shroud] [PJs][Bandages][Chicken][Rice][Coffin]

L.S.S.: Yeah, I see all of it… [barely audible] I really gotta move that coffin to the basement or something… Um… Let’s see if we’ve received anything else…

Mitch(4): [chirping] [singing track Daisy Bell] 💌 (5)

>Pea Soup added to inventory

>Mac and Cheese added to inventory

>Bathtub added to inventory

>Water added to inventory

>Bubble Bath added to inventory

Thank you for the gifts! 🎁💕

L.S.S.: Well, with all this food, I guess we might as well try having you eat…?

Mitch(4): [chirping][chirping] 🍴

>Mac and Cheese selected

.......

Yum! It’s delicious! Hunger Level: Full

L.S.S.: … Wow. Exactly none of that went in your mouth…

Well, I guess it’s good we can put you in the bath now, huh?

Mitch(4): [chirping] 💕

I can take a nice long soak with Sally now? Will Sally discard clothing items again?

L.S.S.: I… yeah, I guess I can get in with you, and… well, that’s how baths work, so…

Mitch(4): [rapid chirping] [singing] 😊💖💖💖

Yay! I’m excited for a nice long soak with Sally! 🛁🧼💕

Friends, did you know that this [tugs on L.S.S.s shirt] is not part of Sallys shell? Sally has clothing items, just like me! I did not know that until yesterday when I watched Sally discard clothing items to take a long soak!

L.S.S.: Eheh, yeah, you seemed… really excited to find that out…

Mitch(4): I was! And I was happy to see Sallys shell, too! I am happy I can hug it with arms now. 🤗💖💖💖

L.S.S.: It’s… nice, actually...? I’m really surprised at how warm you are now…

Mitch(4): [chirping][buzzing] 👉👈💓

My shell is warm because I am with Sally~

L.S.S.: … That’s… really sweet, actually…

Mitch(4): [chirping] [chirping] 💘💘💘

Can I... hug Sally with arms again now?

L.S.S.: Heh. Um, let’s get you cleaned up, first. Then, I’ll help you change into your PJs, and then we can hug more. But, uh, try to be gentle this time, okay? My shell is a lot softer than yours is…

Mitch(4): [rapid chirping] [singing track Daisy Bell]💘💘💘

Okay, Sally! Let’s have fun together today~ 🤗🤗🤗💘💘💘

[aqueeracademic]

morse being queer (and other commentary) pt 17:

season 5, episode 1, “Muse”:

note: this episode deals with some really dark topics; i don’t really get into it in this post but be wary of the content

- okay season 5‼️‼️

- let’s get gay

- this guy seems a little young to be a professor

- oh he isn’t a professor he’s just some guy

- i want to live in a windmill tbh

- strange playing the trombone agenda!

- pause did morse not move to london?

- me when i have no clue what’s going on

- DETECTIVE SERGEANT?????? ULTIMATE PAUSE

- HE PASSED HIS SERGEANTS

- shit i guess he stayed

- living with strange! besties 4 lyfe

- these umbrellas are doing nothing to keep them dry

- the way debryn is giving his analysis directly to morse 🥰🥰🥰

- bro knows morse is the only one who’s gonna pay attention tbh

- about WHAT morse situation 🤨🤨🤨🤨

- i love frazil she’s always rooting for morse

- hello who tf is that

- george fancy

- WAIT

- i cant experience the george fancy story again.

- can’t handle it.

- “i’m used to working alone, sir.”

- no ur not morse u just miss jakes

- WHAT. SITUATION.

- oh

- okay

- so they’re just not gonna move him 🙄

- made me panic for no good damn reason

- morse is so disrespectful to fancy and for what

- “what’s a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?” “my job.” 😐

- i forgot i also hated fancy for a long time

- morse was right ‼️

- “hard to get, eh?” why don’t you! shut your mouth!

- “you have no idea.” “i like a challenge.”

- WHY DONT YOU! shut up ❤️

- in fairness morse was really upfront with george about his expectations so after a certain point it’s george’s fault for being a dumbass and annoying him

- that’s just me tho!

- okay ew i did not need to see debryn pull that spike out of the dudes ear

- i am experiencing debilitating heart burn right now i think im gonna die

- anywho

- thursday just roasting the shit out of nero while morse stands there like 😮

- JOAN ‼️‼️‼️

- omg she’s back

- morse is so awkward 🙄

- morse is just… drinking milk. just a glass of milk. like 🥛. im disgusted

- ayo

- body took me by surprise to say the least

- morse is getting awfully comfortable looking at dead people

- i feel like fancy is already a lot like jakes and that’s what’s irritating morse

- he keeps asking questions the same way jakes did

- it’s different though because fancy is asking because hes ignorant, not because he’s challenging morse

- and morse is irritated because jakes was an intellectual challenge

- he had to be certain before presenting anything to jakes because jakes would ask questions to force him to prove it or think it through all the way

- fancy isn’t challenging him intellectually even though he’s taking jakes’ spot

- and morse doesn’t want a replacement he just wants jakes

- ykwim??????????????

- great!

- moving on

- “dipped his quill in any ink pot.”

- bro was a whore

- i’m also assuming he was a lil…. fruity

- but don’t ask me for proof! i operate on vibes and vibes alone

- the way i thought that glider was small 💀💀

- it was literally carrying around an entire human being

- “i don’t think she likes men.” “maybe it’s just you she doesn’t like.”

- morse is SO catty i love him

- he clocked that guy as a scumbag and just ran w it

- IM DYING at morse saying what shade the lipstick is and debryn instantly knowing the line it’s from

- that’s a little 💅

- i’m just saying

- for this time period?

- also the silence after he says it 💀

- and morse just carries on 💀

- i love debryn

- george is doing his best tho

- morse just misses jakes and doesn’t want someone else hanging around and i’m SICK OVER IT

- morse watched that entire strip show and for what 😐

- you could have just gone straight to the dressing room babes

- the way he doesn’t check her out ONCE when she stands up

- respect 😔✊

- i’m watching this on amazon and the amount of times the captioning has said [inaudible] is killing me

- AYO eve is gorgeous

- i know that’s the point but like goddam 😭

- “he’d seen me dancing.” “stripping.”

- morse ur being annoying

- they’re dancers whether or not they take clothes off and ur stripping them of their dignity by belittling their careers

- there’s 0 reason to slut shame them for dancing even if it is stripping

- don’t be a dick ‼️

- naur why was morse the one to uncover the body 🥺

- i literally hate him and then immediately feel terrible for him and love him again 🙄

- i’m weak what can i say

- the way morse looks at trewlove during the interrogation and she’s just like 😳

- girl didn’t want to know a singular thing about morse’s sex life

- straight up trapped

- i’m honestly confused how fancy forgot to get the contents booked

- like you went to do it right away

- did you just?? stop? doing it???

- and then morse just covers for him to thursday to keep him in everyone’s good graces

- he’s sooooooo

- ugh.

- if there’s an opportunity to be self sacrificing he’s gonna take it and i hate it

- because being self sacrificing IS the example he sets fancy

- and we all know how that ends up

- i love it when morse is alone in the nick and opera music is playing

- it makes me think that it’s playing in his mind

- like he is constantly hearing opera when he’s working even if it’s not playing

- he’s just hearing it

- i love it

- a touch of the tism perhaps…

- ^me projecting

- that student that morse keeps talking to about the life model? the one w the blonde fringe? yeah! he’s gay.

- once again, no proof. vibes and vibes alone!

- GO CASS GO!

- out ur husband as a con artist!

- werk

- ooo dr croxley is gay for sure

- i’m so low on actual queer content from this show rn i’m just assuming every single side character is gay

- “i beg your pardon?” “you can beg my fat ass!”

- ROAST HIM FRED!!

- get his ass

- thursday has absolutely zero reservations about this shit i love him

- this is reminding me of the riot club tbh

- idk if any of you have seen that movie but the group of men behave just like the riot club

- morse giving a theory out and then bright going “and the rest?” and him being like 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ is SO REAL

- some of these episodes have so many characters, and i am so bad with names, i’ll get to the like one hour mark and have no idea who anyone is talking about anymore

- joan and thursday speaking for the first time in like a year is… hmmm

- she used to be such a daddy’s girl and now she hates his guts i am WRECKED

- dhmu 😔💔

- “that was quick.” “you asked for it.” “you’re a good sergeant, jim. good man, too.”

- you tell him thursday!

- me when i’m a jim strange STAN

- i’m nervous why is the music so scary

- oh literally nothing happened

- she just invited him inside

- he’s gonna sleep w her huh? 🙄

- he’s a slut

- i read the books! i know!

- “save it for your clients. i’m immune.”

- first of all, morse, we ALL KNOW that that isn’t true 🤨 no need to lie 😐

- “you’ve got need coming off you like a junkie gouging for a spike, but you won’t do anything about it.”

- this line is ABSOLUTELY INSANE i’m going feral

- like why would you say that 😭😭😭😭

- oh my god his face while she’s offering herself to him is so 😧

- i can’t do this tonight ✋😁

- the way he backs away from her when he starts to figure her out

- he’s so scared

- all the time!

- i hate it here

- sidebar:

- this is literally the plot of the riot club

- like what happened to the women and how the men behave and the fact that the men were scholars and it’s an elite group and they all call each other by different names

- it’s literally the riot club

- a movie i HATED and did not finish btw

- this is open riot club slander that movie was terrible

- feel free to watch it if you don’t believe me tho!

- but anyways this feels like the aftermath of that movie

- these girls are right and should be allowed to get away with it tho

- morse should have just pretended to never figure it out and let her get away with it

- i erased this episode from my memory this shit is so hard to watch

- justice for ruth astor.

- i’m sobbing my eyes out right now! literally sobbing.

- morse slut shames these girls the entire episode and then feels terrible at the end as he fucking should

- i hate men.

- just throwing in the death of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. at the end????

- like hello?

- idk if that’s supposed to feel random but it certainly does

- ok that episode traumatized me

- on to the next!

[arlecchno]

SHSJDJSK OH MY GOD HI ITS ME JELLYFISH (silly text coloring is very fun to me) AGAIN HAHAH - okay so one , oh my god youre so nice WTF AAAH two , i dont have a board in real life because goodness the amount of printer ink id use to make little pictures for it …. the google slide i made was an absolute shitpost (because thats pretty much just how i think LMAO) im really into genshin lore itself and have a handful of “original” (as in ive never seen anyone else talk about em) theories (ive made a slideshow for one of them too —though i must admit it needs a lot of revision— and another is currently in progress) so i have a bit of a knack for “narrative detective work” as i call it LOL . little fun fact here (because im a total a show - off) i actually started seeing yunjin as a suspect around the ball arc ! (official documentation of my suspicion was the 5th of december between chapters 21 - 23 , if i recall correctly) the suspicious bolded texts about their relationship and viktors lie when asked about yunjins whereabouts /REALLY/ set off some alarm bells in my head , among other things . admittedly i never solved these cases a really long time before the main cast finds out , but i think its still a win , yeah ? honestly it was a bit of a shocker to me when it was revealed yunjin was “playing as” viktor , i never really considered that possibility in my head at the time ! kudos to you my friend , youve successfully plot - twisted the detective ! (haha) id totally log onto my actual tumblr account to send you the silly theoryboard i made for another fic because i think its funny to show people but its SO unprofessional and weird so idk tell me if youd like to see it i guess - i hope my unfiltered ranting doesnt bother you lmao , ALSOBEFOREIFORGET ILY2 <3 <3 (/p) BUT IT IS LIKE 2AM RIGHT NOW SO I WILL ONCE AGAIN SIGN OFF !! (note: please dont mind any spelling or grammar mistakes because i inevitably get a little braindead when its so late at night -)

yours truly ,

- jellyfish

HI JELLYFISH NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!

i should've mentioned the google slides board instead of just board because i knew what you meant haha! 😭 and about the running out of ink thing is so true i think if i had an irl corkboard where i solve out a case it's gonna be one hell of a mess...

and wow!!! i like genshin lore a lot but never really have the time to invest in everything since well, there's a whole lot of 'em 😔 it's actually so cool that you write up these digital boards and solve out stuff!! so interesting to see new kinds of ways to spend your free time~

i'm glad you caught on that yun jin was the serial killer around those chapters! i actually did purposely plan to start making her suspicious around the grad ball arc since it was one of the breaking points of y/n and kuni's relationship, so her having a big role in it makes everything more conflicted and wicked. it's a really nice addition to her character lmao

yun jin playing as viktor was something i myself hadn't expected to do ngl. i have no idea how i managed to execute that perfectly but i'm glad i did, seeing everyone's reactions to it is really comical and enjoyable! i love making people squirm! /hj

if you're comfortable with it, then sure! feel free to share that board with your theories on that fic you're talking about~ it'd be nice to see what goes on inside your head (I SWEAR THIS IS MEANT IN A NICE WAY!!!)

also, you never bother me!!! i like getting my inbox full with people interacting with me, so if anyone here who reads this wants to hit me up, then feel free to do so! i'm always open to new anons and friends :D

have a very nice day jellyfish and happy new year's eve / new year's! have a splendid 2023 up ahead 🫶

[pinkpicket]

What's beautiful about you?

Okay uglies i hope u like this reading 🥰🥰🥰

And i know my aesthetic is ugly 💀💀💀 but I can't worry about aesthetic when i dont even know how to use this goddamn app 😩 like why is it so fuvking complicated😭😔

Also why tf is everyone in my readings so hot??? Im actually kinda offended rn 😩

1. I see you as someone very open, like you know how there’s people that are open about their opinions and thoughts without being afraid of being judged? Yes that’s what’s so beautiful about you. Like the type to not be silent about the mistreatment of someone only bc everyone else is or bc it’s not in ur advantage, almost like a truth speaker. The defender of the truth. Veryyy fair, i genuinly love this so much bc it reminds me of the type of people that stand up for the underdogs( id like to mention not just underdogs but anyone that’s the victim in the said situation even if the person in general is not a good person). And you absolutely have very good judgement, u dont get fooled easily u can see through liars and deceivers which explains why u stand up for the innocent bc u can detect honesty just as easily as u can detect deceive.

2. Your duality. Someone that can fall to the lowest of lows just to stand up again and try all over till u reach the highest of highs. But the saddest thing about this is other people cannot see this, they dont see the hardships u go through just to get to that (king) position. After all u r the “hot stuff” the successful almost too careless person to them, but baby they never see what u go through deep down, and all of this makes a very big portion of ur beauty. The beauty of a person standing so tall and proud only on inside to find a very vulnerable hardworking person.

3. A person with sooo many good qualities. Honestly idk if u know jungkook from bts, but that’s how u r. Like u have so many good qualities that i dont even what to mention, almost like someone that is just good with whatever they set their mind on ( personally to me this is the hottest thing in the whole world im not even kidding 😫🥵) u know how some just pick up something one day and boom they’re good at it? Lmao that’s u ( tbh very virgo energy). altho lmaoooo u can be just a bit insensitive but tbh that also makes u so hot, like damn mf can anything truly effect u negatively??? Or do u just keep winning no matter what? Lol biggg winner vibes. *** now whoever u r, hit me up bc 😈😈😈😈😫 damn baby***

4. Pfffff we got a playboy\girl 😂😂 ok u mf u kinda manipulative, ok maybe a lot. Like u can woo anyone if u really want to ( tbh u not the most dependable person if we being honest 😶 like u just wanna play after all ). This careless act( yes it’s an act i knowww🫢) of urs really makes u attractive to others. U really are one hot toxic mf? Aren’t u?

5. Ooofff. Strength that’s ur beauty. Have u ever met people that are just so strong but low-key? Yup yup that’s u. Like u know u strong and u dont need to prove it to no one. ur so gentle and patient but so strong, im actually amazed by how someone can maintain such balance 🥰 but im not surprised considering u have reasons to be like this. U went through a lot and people were not the nicest to you about it, there was no one u could’ve relied on so now u have become that person others can rely on. And not only they can be dependent on u when they’re not strong enough but u also do it so selflessly and lovingly. Im actually in love with u 🥹

6. Damn this is the big group huh? Okay probably some from group 5 will read this too bc i exactly got group 5 cards plus two extra( so remember how i group 5 are lowkey? This group is anything but lowkey 😂😂) cards. The only difference between the two groups is this group is not as gentle as the other one. This one is rougher, almost sharper ( i get snake vibes, you know like someone that was forced into so many bad situations that they finally were like fuvk it imma do something about this myself this time, and ever since they haven’t stopped. So snake vibes like a transformation that roughened your edges).

Ohhhh also I'll do a Whats ugly about u later on, so check that too soooo u know follow me so u find it later on 😈

Ok bye that's it yall hot but not as hot as me tho 🥰🥰🥰

[cheerstotheelites-if]

What would the top 5 or 10 ROs/characters from all the ifs that you've played (+describe with a few words why they made it in this list)?

I am so sorry for those who I'm gonna tag 😔😭

Death from @fell-star-if. I saw the art PK did of them, and I instantly went: "Yeah, I'm romancing this eldritch mess". I love eldritch deities who are just a tad bit possessive and clueless of ordinary human things. (RIP My Harbringer Marion. Sorry, baby. 😭😭)

Yniol from @the-kingshound. Look, look, look, I love all the RO's from Kal's lovely Arthurian IF, but Yniol is a giant softie and I absolutely love giant softies. I will kiss Yniol on the head on any day of the week.

Grey from @sinners-if. I love them so much. A smug baddie that will protect you and be sweet to you, then kick ass on whoever lays a little scratch on you. I'm swooning. 😔🙌

Bradley from the Superstition series (@13leaguestories ). Bradley my hacker son. A sarcastic smartass of a teenager, but I will die for him.

Khari & Morgan (poly) from @sinnersandsaints-linwrites. Lin, I will sell my soul just to have their hands in marriage. Deadass love how Khari is so serious yet so sweet deep down, then Morgan's here being an aloof mess yet a softie. I love them so much.

Riven from @/sinnerandsaints-linwrites. They're a dumbass werewolf, but they're my dumbass werewolf, your honor.

Ender from @detectives-of-willborne-if. Serious goth gamer. That's it. Jk, I love their characterization and their sarcasm so much. I just love sarcastic characters okay. Jaune, let my MC kith them please. I'll use Cooper. 😭🙏

[xiaoao]

A little note before y'all start reading :

Hi there !! My name is Alex and this is my first post on Tumblr ! This is a Heizou x Reader. Reader uses they/them pronounce, if there is a mistake I truly apologize. The genre(?) is Angst ! Please take your time reading <3 ( poorly edited bcs I made this in notes. Please read this while playing Cupid it fits sm )

"Why, Little Cupid?"

"It's morning time! Time to wake up c'mon we still have cases to look into!" Your colleague said, your colleague's name is Shikanoin Heizou. "Heizou.. it's 7 in the morning! It's way too early for that!!" You complained, "oh come on, nothings too early or too late to solve some crime cases! You can even save a person's life y'know" Heizou said, you had your eyes a bit opened so you saw him smiling "I'm not getting up. You do it of you're so eager to do it!" You said before turning to the other side "come on! You know I can't do it without my trusty colleague." Heizou said. You replied with nothing, Heizou sighed in frustration and wrapped his arms on your waist. "Alright then, if you don't get up, then I'll let you sleep while we're in this position, deal?" Heizou, your eyes jolted opened and got up quickly. "Alright alright! I'm up I'm up let's go!" You said in frustration while looking at him. Heizou giggled out loud "works every time doesn't it? But I'm not going to lie.. you are really comfortable to sleep with. Not that way! The other way, alright?" Heizou said "Heizou.. what the hell did you think I was thinking?!" You yelled at him, Heizou chuckled loudly "alright, let's go, Kujou Sara's gonna be mad if we're late." Heizou said leaving the room. You sighed, you looked around your room to see a the ribbon Heizou gave. It was a matching ribbon tied to his hair, you smiled at it and decided to wear it after you shower. "Y/n come on! Kujou Sara's gonna lecture us for being late again!" Heizou yelled infront of your door. "Heizou shut up I'm taking a shower!" You yelled "Oh! I'M SORRY!" Heizou yelled loudly for you to hear you scoffed at him.

- time skip, Heizou's perspective -

There was three knocks at the door, "Hello, detective Heizou! We are sorry for disturbing you at this hour. But some people are very curious on what your opinion is on the people you've met. Is that okay if we question you out here?" A civilian said. "Huh? Oh, sure." Heizou said. The civilian nodded. "So, first person. Kujou Sara, what do you think of her?" The civilian asked.

( A little side note, this is his confirmed voice line about Kujo Sara. Yes I did research 😔 )

"Madam Kujou Sara? Yeah, that lady's gotta be the most serious person in the entire Tenryou Commission. It would be nice if she could cut us a little slack and give everyone some breathing room– and she's always on my case about my occasional unexplained absence, but what can I say... I just go wherever the evidence leaves me." Heizou said the civilian nodded.

- time skip - ( side note please don't come at me IT'S SO HARD )

"Interesting answers, yes! Now for the question people is very curious about. What do you feel about y/n?" The civilian questioned Heizou. Heizou flinched "I– uhm.." Heizou bluffered. "Detective Heizou? You didn't bluffered on the other questions.. is something wro–" the civilian got cut "uh no! No nothings wrong. I just don't know what words I would say. That's it, but I think I have an idea now." Heizou said in a panick "anyways. Y/n is an interesting person indeed. They're so intelligent! They always help me in cases when I'm having a hard time. They always make it easier! Y/n is also a very.. kind person, they're rather a chill person, they don't like causing any fights nor wanna be in one. I admired them for it. They always offer me for help, all the time, they don't care if they get stressed in the situation as long as we get it done, together." Heizou said, his eyes so mesmerising. Smile so mischievous yet so loving. You were eavesdropping from inside the door, your ear close to the door to listen, you were silently laughing, but greatful that he looks at you that way.

"Thank you for your answers, Detective Heizou!" The civilian said. Heizou nodded and waved. Heizou felt a tap on his shoulder. "Hi. Did I miss anything?" You asked him "no. Ooh~ you're wearing the ribbon I gave you huh? Guess you do like it." Heizou teased "shut up. Let's go, you said it yourself we'll be late." You said, Heizou scoffed "did you rub of Kujou Sara or something? Why are you acting so serious?!" Heizou said while walking towards you.

- time skip-

"Hey, Y/n, be very honest with me, do you like someone? As a crush." Heizou asked "huh? No, why would you ask that?" You said confusingly. Heizou's eyes widen in realisation. "I see." He stopped shaking his leg on top of his desk. "What's with the change of tone? You alright?" You said eye's still on the paper. **Can you at least look at me in the eyes..?** Heizou thought. "Uhm.. nothing, I'll clock out earlier than usual, sorry Y/n." Heizou said **Heizou sound's like he's in a bad mood.. I'll leave him alone for a while.** You thought to yourself

- Heizou's perspective -

"Heizou? You clocked out early, what's wrong?" Sara said. "Nothing. Thank's for the concern." Heizou said coldly Sara was shocked, but she decided it's best not to question him. **I wish you wanted me.. if you catch feeling's, I'll at least hope I'll be an option.." **few hours has passed** Y/n? You're still here? Heizou clocked out early if you didn't know. He also seemed kinda down. What happened while you two were together?" Kujou Sara asked. "Oh, he asked if I had a crush on anyone, I said no because I'm truly not interested in anyone at the moment." You said tiredly "I see, did you thought of anything when he said that?" Sara asked. You sighed "no, I was to focused and I was pretty tired so.." you said, a moment of silence passed "I see.." Sara said "you may leave now. Good work, please continue that." Sara bid farewell to you, you nodded. You yawned how many times already, it is a result of working long hours. **I should go to Kiminami restaurant.. I'll get Heizou something for the morning.** You said as you walk to the restaurant. "Hello! Kiminami? Are you here?" You said. "Ahh Y/n! Just in time. I prepared the usual already." Kiminami said. "Ahh thank you so much! I'm sorry for keeping you awake at this hour of dusk." You apologized "oh nothing to fret about child! It's nothing to worry about. Ad long as my children eats I'm happy." You thanked Kiminami and went back home

- Heizou's perspective -

**When's Y/n gonna be home? I miss their presence. It's so boring as well, I'm hungry too.. hopefully Y/n will share their food hehe** Heizou thought "Heizou I'm home! If you're hungry I bought some food. We can share if you want." You said, Heizou rushed to you and held your hand, "thank you Y/n! You're so thoughtful." Heizou said. "Oh.. oops, hehe" Heizou said before letting go of your hand, you could tell there was a tint of sorrow in his eyes. You sighed, "let's go eat." You said "alright!" Heizou said excitedly.

- time skip -

"I'm tired now. I'll go ahead and go to bed, good night Heizou, if you need me just wake me up." You said to Heizou, Heizou nodded. "Ahem!" A females voice say's. Another female flinches "Yes master Kiupita!" The female says. Kiupita chuckles "now that I've gotten your attention, I have been observing these two colleagues.. they both like eachother, but, one of them is resisting their feelings for the person. If you could, can you let Y/n not resist their feelings towards Shikanoin Heizou? Poor Shikanoin Heizou is having a rough time.." Kiupita said. "Yes, Kiupita. I shall do that, I promise I won't let you down!" The female said and bowed. Kiupita laughed out loud "Oh Mila! You have never failed nor disappointed me. I trust you with this." Kiupita said, "I will now send you to Teyvat, the Human realm. Please do take your time and not rush things, afterall, love takes time." Kiupita spoke once again. Mila nodded and got teleported to Teyvat, she was disguised as a dove, an invisible dove, rather. "Huh.. so this is Shikanoin Heizou? This fella seems kinda matured.. guess this Y/n picked the right man." Mila said "Mila?! Now why are you judging this person?" Kiupita said "oh! I'm sorry Kiupita!" Mila said, Kiupita sighed in frustration. "Hm.. I should probably get to bed? Or.. aha! Maybe I could get Y/n a gift for being such a good friend!.. friend.. yeah." Heizou said.

"Alright.. what does Y/n like.. oh! { Any item you love dearly }, they like that a lot! But uh.. it's late so.. I'll do it in the morning! I won't wake them up so early so that I'll have the time to give it to them. I'm sleepy as well, good night Y/n." Heizou said before standing up "How cute.. I'm happy these two loves eachother. Why wait when they're both truly inlove with eachother?" Mila said outloud. Mila giggles and reaches for her arrows in her left side "let's hope he doesn't wake up. Alright I got the arrow, just aim and.. fire!" Mila said. "Wait.. that's the– that's the death arrow!" Mila said in a panick, before she could reach to take out the arrow out of Heizou's body, it has already disappeared. "No.. no! Shit! This wasn't supposed to happen..!" Mila said. **Kiupita! Please, tell me what happens if you accidentally shot a death arrow into someone.." Mila said desperately. **Mila.. it's too late. Come back immediately, this man's fate will meet his end.. tomorrow.** Kiupita said in sorrow. Mila gasped "I'm so sorry, Y/n.." Mila said before disappearing.

- time skip -

Heizou's eye's flutter open. "It's.. 6! It's pretty early.. but I'm sure some shops are open now, I hope, I really wanna buy Y/n something.. I'll leave a note beside their side bed to let them know I went out earlier than usual." Heizou said to himself. "Alright, here is some paper.." Heizou said. The note he is about to write says : "Hello Y/n! I went out earlier than usual, also, before clocking out, Kujou Sara said there'll be an important case I need to attend to. Just find Kujou Sara and ask where I am! Don't worry, I won't take long." Heizou finished writing and quietly puts in beside your bedside. He took a glance at you "Y/n.. you're such a majestic human being. No wonder I'm inlove with you.." Heizou said to himself quietly.

- time skip, you woke up -

"Huh..? That's weird.. Heizou didn't wake me up. Oh? A note.. I guess it's written by Heizou." You said, you read the note and decided to go to Tenryou Commission to ask Kujou Sara. "Madam Kujou Sara! Good morning. I would like to ask where Heizou is? He said he went to investigate a case." You said while panting. "Oh right. He's in Hanamizaka, you can find him there." Kujou Sara say's "thank you Madam Kujou Sara." You said Kujou Sara nodded "Alright.. time to head to Hanamizaka, I don't want to walk so I'll just.. teleport to his location." You said, you teleported to where he is, you looked around you, and you saw him. Shikanoin Heizou, lying down in his pool of blood while breathing slowly. Your eyes widen to your sight.

"HEIZOU!!" You screamed out loud. You rushed towards him, "Heizou.. what happened?!" You yelled while holding his hand. "Y/n..? Ah, there you are.. I was just thinking of you." Heizou said weakly. Tears flowing down your cheeks "what happened.. who did this..?" You said while your voice breaking, Heizou reached his hand towards your cheek to wipe your tears. "Shh, don't cry, Y/n. Don't worry, I'll be fine.. also, before you speak.. I have something to say.. it's.. important to me." Heizou said, "go ahead.." you said squeezing his hand. Heizou exhaled

"well, I asked if you had a crush, right? And then my demeanor changed.. when you said no, my heart crushed into pieces but at the same time I didn't believe you. I actually love you, more than a friend, Y/n. I know this is a bad timing but, I'll survive, I promise you.." Heizou said while caressing your hand. "Heizou you.. you should've said that sooner..! I lied. I like you too.. but, why now..?! Why not before!" You said, Heizou chuckled weakly "don't worry, Y/n.. I'll survive this.. if I don't then.. can I perhaps, kiss you for the first and last time..?" Heizou said. You didn't hesitate and put your lips into his, Heizou's hand rubbing your cheeks. Heizou chuckled, "I wish I experienced this way back then.. I wish I had the title yours. I'm.. truly sorry, my love, but I don't think I can fight it anymore.. I've lost too much blood. But, thank you for making my last breath, my last time here on earth happy. I'm glad I smile in my last times, and.. I'll entrust you with the future cases, okay? Find a better man who can treat you good, live a wonderful life for me, dear. I'll forever remember you.." Heizou said, however, unfortunately, those were his last words, "Heizou..? Heizou! Heizou please wake up! Don't leave me.. please..!" You begged while shaking his body. "Why, Little Cupid.. why must you do this.." you said before the Tenryou Commission takes him away.

- time skip -

"Hi Heizou.. it's been a few years now since you've died, I'm doing good recently, and.. those gifts you gave me before you died, I still have it. Thank you, I didn't thank you yet for it." You said while placing the flowers down, you stood up and left the graveyard. "Huh.. so, they still remember me? Haha.. I still hope they have feelings for me."

AAAAA Thank you sm for reading ! <3 i hope you like plot twist in the ending, and dw abt age we don't age in my fanfics 💪

A little thank you to : heartsforkazuha for teaching me how to use tumblr <3 again this is my first post, so it's not so aesthetic.

[scamoosh]

oh PLEASE tell me about the persona 5 megamind au

everyone who sends me asks abt the nonsense i post abt ....... i have feelings 4 u

OKAY SO its a bit unorganized bc i never rlly sat down and worked out the details, its mostly just 4 fun bc i like the movie and i thought itd b funny LOL

-obviously goro akechi is megamind.,,, tho instead of being blue he is just goro akechi (maybe w loki's horns or smth to make him look more alien) and when hes disguised as 'bernard' he just looks like his disguise from the jazz club where u ruffle up his hair n put glasses on him LOL. also he still uses the name bernard bc i think thats funny

-akira is roxanne :3c ambitious reporter who v much enjoys the banter between them every time he gets kidnapped hehe and is sooo enamored w bernard bc hes the only other person who seems so invested in the cruel detective prince despite his Villainous Tendencies

-ryuji is hal (ryuji baby im so sorry) but not in like a 'nice guy' kinda way just in that hes the lazy bro whos always hangin around akira.,, but i love ryuji so rather than going mad w power after getting rejected like some kind of dweeb its more of a persona 4 situation where his concern for akiras safety and his jealousy of he and goros (or bernards as far he knows) relationship - it all combines and his shadow self takes over, so instead of being consciously a douche he is just consumed by forces beyond his control 😔😔 and obv snaps out of it after they beat his ass LOL

-souji is metro man lmaoo i think it fits that hed b like a role model n an inspiration to the p5 characters but also opt out of the fighting b4 it can consume him and become his entire life bc soujis character already struggles w feeling like hes living his entire life for other ppl and not for himself :/

-im not entirely sure abt minion.,, i feel like sumire fits better but i didnt play royal n havent watched the entire playthrough so idk her that well ..,, so in my heart minion is ann <33 i rlly like the hc that goro and ann are friends Anyway n i feel like the petty catty megamind/minion dynamic suits them well hehehe

so basically the gist of it is that akira is repeatedly kidnapped by Villainous Detective Prince Goro Akechi and rescued every time by local hunk and hero souji seta, who fakes his own death to get out of the public eye. in the aftermath of that akechi takes over the city but quickly grows bored w the lack of challenge.,, he and his assistant ann decide that ryuji (while kind of boneheaded) has potential to b strong and should b crafted into his New Rival !! but that backfires, as trying to motivate him through the promise of earning akiras interest only drives his jealousy to the point of being all consuming (this is when his shadow self takes the reigns).

akechi accidentally bumps into akira just like in the movie where he panics and disguises himself ( tho i think rather than freezedrying some poor dude its a magic thing idk bc i think its funny if that why his disguise sucks so hard its just bc he was flustered and in a hurry not to b caught so all he could manage was no horns messier hair big glasses) and akira talks 2 him abt how awful it is that soujis gone and that he never even Disliked akechi in fact hed grown rather fond of him after all their flirty rapport and bernard (akechi) has 2 b like mmhmm yeah that guy sucks. and hes caught between sounding indignant bc his pride is wounded and sounding all too genuine in talking abt how much he hates goro akechi LOL😖

ummm they get closer over time trying 2 pinpoint where akechis Evil Lair might be and then they 100% still have that sad restaurant scene where akechis disguise gets all fucked up (i like to think its bc he got so flustered by being kissed that his brain short circuited and the spell dropped for a sec) and akira does the whole 'wtf why did you lie to me why did u string me along was this all to humiliate me?? or worse was this all genuine to you? did u ever think i could love someone like you??' and walks home in the rain especially sad bc hed confessed that hed had feelings for akechi prior to soujis death so now it just feels like its being thrown back in his face Twice smh

akira still gets snatched up by shadow ryuji and cant do anything abt it but not bc its helpless its bc he doesnt wanna hurt his best friend ): he knows thats not him!!! but tldr goro shows up and ryuji gets bonked around bc akira comes 2 goros aid just 2 subdue him not 2 actually injure him! and then he comes back 2 himself and is so sorry and its ok they r besties again :) and goro and akira kiss on the mouth maybe

[cinnabun-faerie]

Favorite Characters Ranking!

A/N: So, before I may have said I was gonna make it weekly, and forgot about it 😅 so why not just do it every month or so. There always seems to be new developments. Also I would love to do more rankings on characters or series' or games

You can find the first ranking list here !

Warning: Potential spoilers (FFXIV especially). Most of this is just me simping and being in love with these characters.

Ranking Notes:

Haurchefant/Emet-Selch/Hythlodaeus will always be best boys in my heart

Danganronpa will not be included in the ranking this time as all my ranks for the characters remain the same

I'm adding Blush Blush/Crush Crush characters for fun

characters with go up or down on the chart by how much I hyper-focus on them or spend time thinking of them (interacting with them if they are in games)

if characters go down in rank, it doesn't mean I love them less or hate them. I have to put 'em somewhere

this is just for fun

#10 Erenville, Diavolo, Mina, Finn, Bonnibel

Honestly I just need more Erenville content at this point.

Dia has gone down one but he's not complete off the list. I really like some of the mini stories on devilgram in the game 👀

Mina 🥰🥰 She's amazing

I like Finn's story and he has such a cool design

Bonnibel 🥰🥰🥰🥰 She's the sweetest southern belle and honestly she was my favorite when I first played the game (as there was not many girls at the time)

#9 Aymeric, Luke, Tsuyu, William, Eva

Aymeric went from fourth to nine

I miss him, that's all I have to say.

LUKE IS MY SON and I love him.

Tsu is amazing. Big sister vibes from her for sure.

Will is an amazing dude and honestly he's quite the romantic character 👀

Eva is just so sweet and cute and honestly she's a badass cause she's a mecha pilot.

#8 Y'shtola, Thirteen, Jiro, Stirling, Charlotte

I don't think Thirteen even moved a spot. She stays mostly cause I haven't really gotten to any story with her. But when I do 😈 fellas beware as she will take the top spot.

Y'shtola & Jiro went down one 😭 I hope they get higher soon. Especially since Jiro is my favorite female in MHA

Stirling is very intriguing since he's a vampire and a figure skater

honestly he's mesmerizing

And Charlotte, I love that she's a goth girl. If I'm honest, in another world, I would love to have her style

#7 Emet-Selch, Belphie, Aizawa, Basil, Lake

Emet-Selch is a joy. I just love and appreciate him so much more after Endwalker. I want more of him honestly.

Bels may have went down one, but that's okay. I want to squish him and cuddle him.

I'm kinda sad that Aizawa dropped. But honestly so many of them kinda pushed past him. With the current season of mha that I'm on, I'm sure that he'll be back near the top. Also, I notice that I'm very much attracted to the dad/parent type characters.

Basil 😭 I'm telling you, I want to see him be a main boy. He's kind of a Sherlock-esque character. But I think his name is more in homage to the Great Mouse Detective? Even still, I LOVED his mini story. I just love him.

Lake has to be here after Sawyer! They come in a pair. Honestly I find her so interesting. She's a painter/artist so she has a lot of knowledge of famous artworks. Just overall, she's super cute.

#6 Haurchefant, Simeon, Hawks, Cashew, Sawyer

So Haurchefant may have dropped on my list, but he's the bestest boy anyone did see

Honestly no matter where he ranks, my heart stays with him

Okay so Simeon seemed to just have dropped cause the others told him to move out of their way *cough* Mammon/Satan *cough*

I need to focus more on him again 😤 I miss him 😔🥺

Hawks really crashed into me and cupid hit me with an arrow & I just love him. I like his personality and he's attractive 👀

Okay, so Cashew is super cute. He has been since he was a Phone Fling in the game. Now that's a main boy in the game 👀 with voice lines, I've fallen for his puns and him.

Sawyer is just amazing. She's sweet and she's got a bright personality. Honestly her chemistry with her best friend Lake (who's going to be added as a main girl next, I'm so excited) just adds to her likeness.

#5 G'raha Tia, Mammon, Tamaki, Cole, Lotus

It shocks me to see G'raha go from #1 to 5!

Everyone knows me well enough now to know that I'm a major G'raha Tia simp, so this is a surprise to us all

I love him still but some of the others have stolen away my attention

Mammon is not giving up his spot so easily, so he's at #5 once again

But I'm surprised he hasn't gone up. I'm been kinda focused on him too lately. But I guess not to the extent of those in ranks 1 to 4

I've finally made it through season 4 so I definately appreciate and love Tamaki so much more. I know a lot more about him now, which is great too.

Cole used to be my all time favorite Blush Blush character. Yes, he may be a little (a lot) on the Yandere side, but I still love him (It's the voice. Definately the voice).

I LOVE LOTUS. She is probably one of the few ladies that I loved since the day they were added to the game. I love that they keep giving her little story stuff. I would really love to see her join the other main girls.

#4 Estinein, Solomon, Denki, Cole, Ruri

Estinien moves from fifth to fourth!

Honestly Estinien is amazing. I love his so much. The fact that he has beaten three of my best contenders is wild. I'm just waiting for him to break the iron grip of Urianger and take the #2 spot. Honestly I need more of him in upcoming FFXIV stuff. The new adventure stuff with him? Amazing.

Solomon has been plaguing my mind as of late. I guess I haven't given him much attention. Not to mention his song is coming out soon I think. I am awaiting that excitedly.

Denki is just so cute and energetic whenever I see him in the anime. I just wanna kiss his cheeks and tell him how much I appreciate him. Honestly I need a little bit of sunshine like him in my life.

Hehe, Volks. I just adore him. What more can I say. He's the sweetest tsundere 💕

Ruri has been in the top of my favorites since they released her into the game. She's just so cool and I enjoy her dialogue.

Honestly I've been saying for a while that she's my ideal girl in that game

#3 Hermes, Levi, Izuku, Scale, Sirina

I adore Hermes. I have since I've seen him. And just rewatching the cutscenes again, only seemed to fuel that love and adoration for him

So Levi moved from fourth place to third place due to me just having more of an attachment to him lately. That and I can relate to him a lot too. And I just wanna cuddle him and give him so much love. He deserves it.

Izuku also moved from fourth place to third! Same reason as Levi really. I've appreciated and loved him so much more as of late.

And it could also be the fact that I have a cute body pillow of him too 🥺🥰

Scale was actually my favorite boy for a time, and I'm kinda sad that he's third place now. Honestly he's just so adorable.

Also, he was a dragon boy previously, so that was actually kinda cool. It would be good to know that he's a ninja that likes to do the Naruto run.

Sirina seemed to be my favorite next to to Peanut. Honestly it's a tie but I don't wanna do a double-ranking so she landed in third.

#2 Urianger, Barbatos, Kirishima, Poe, Peanut

Urianger & Barbatos remain at spot #2 !

Let's be honest here and admit that I've just been too deprieved of Urianger lately and that's why he's here

maybe he's got an iron grip on me or something

Barbatos is my love so he stays

And Kiri was pushed out of his top spot by Kitkat (Bakugou) 😔 I still love him lots though

Poe has been on my radar since they added him to Blush Blush 👀 and just replaying his little storyline again, I just found so much more love for him

Peanut was my all time favorite but as you can plainly see, she has been bested by Mallory

#1 Fandaniel, Satan, Bakugou, Seth, Mallory

Fandaniel has been ruining my life lately

also this is the first time he's made it in my top 10!

Naturally, Tannie reigns supreme as the only one in the ranking that remained the same

Kitkat (Bakugou) is also ruining my life wtf

I don't want to admit it, but I am emotionally attached to him

not to mention I can barely sleep at night, but whenever I listen to Bakugou sleep asmr, I can sleep easily

he might just be my main comfort character as this very moment

🥺 they just released Seth as a main boy and I'm just so in love with him

🥰 Mallory 🥰 she deserves the whole world and more

[agentnatesewell]

Sending you and ask to say ... I can’t stop thinking about N playing the piano 😔 ~tuagonia

You are my angel and my star. thank you for sending me this ask.

Okay, but really, let’s talk about this. I’m going to ramble here but ... just ... 

* elegant, slender, long fingers

* hands which are as gentle and soft as they are strong

* discovering and then learning the works of the great composers in real time during their 300+ year existence (beethoven, mozart, chopin, bach, gershwin, etc etc) 

* playing the piano as a way to distract during hard times (such as a storm)

* the concentration on their face while playing the piano (and when they’re really getting into the piece and are playing from memory, eyes closed)

* playing the piano for the detective

* the look on their face when they see the detective walk into the room to listen to the lovely sounds coming from the piano that N is playing

* the grand piano that N had placed in the ... somewhere. common room? 

All i want is for a canon scene in the book where N plays the piano. in any sort of scenario. 

There have been a few fics involving N + the piano that i absolutely adore

@knightava Ritardando (ao3) (nat x detective)

@fauville a windfall: chapter 2(nat x detective)

@ejunkiet (and you and your) sweetest song (nate x detective)

(and you should totally write one as well!)

[leqclerc]

It's missing sebchal hours!!! Wdym it's missing sebchal hours, I will always miss them

So, I've been looking sebchal tags (just to feel something) especially the ✨helmet swap✨

Recently I just noticed that charles actually wrote something on his helmet too?!! And the fact that till this day, we didn't know what he wrote to seb? I mean, HELLO?? WE'RE STILL WAITING!! 😌

Also, idk if charles give seb his helmet that he used during the race or maybe fp or qualifying? 🤷‍♀️ I think it's from the race, with the dirt from the track still on the helmet and slightly dirty visor and the drinking tube(?) still attached, foR WHAT CHARLES?? FOR WHAT?!!

This is our last race as teammates I made this special scrapbook helmet dedicated for you, yes, this is the one that I use on the race, so my scent will still be there and this dirt from the track, oh this is the dirt from the track that we are still a teammates so I just hope that it means something for you- Okay, I need help 😔

I will always miss them. Stop! Big mood 🙃🤝🏻

Yeah, he sure did! Traditionally when helmet swaps happen one driver will write a short message for other and vice versa. Unfortunately we just never got a proper full shot of whatever Charles wrote for Seb. I managed to track down this photo, which is probably the closest we’ll get to seeing the whole message, lmao. It’s in an awkward location and with the way Seb’s facing the camera some bits are cut off but: 2 seasons together (...) honor to (?) (...) An Amazing (...) If anyone wants to play detective and try to decipher the rest of it, be my guest!

Oh, now that you mention it...yeah the helmet does look a bit dirty and race-worn, so there’s a chance that’s the exact helmet Charles wore during the race. Damn, he’s so incomprehensibly unhinged when it comes to Seb, I kind of love it? Like, yeah, gift the man the helmet you wore during your last race as teammates...Fuck. I am Thinking 👀 about Intricate Rituals 👀✨