#i just sneezed

[mrsillymccoolguy]

me, constantly:

“ okay I’m about 97% sure I’m autistic”

(Looks over at my tv, where community is playing. Abed starts saying literally anything)

“.. okay I’m 98% sure I’m autistic “

[sleuthdiplomacy]

more nigel posting, yoinked these from an incorrect quote generator (in the making of this doodle i found cave's lemon rant in the generator, it was like a jumpscare, but a good jumpscare)

[swampmonsterz]

Hey guys look at this silly little post I made! This is soooooo relatable

[mackdapoet]

Cleaning her room cuz her allergies are bad… wyd ?

[beenovel]

Every single time I sneeze I hear my mom and her boyfriends conversation stop dead in it's tracks as they wheeze and try to stifle laughter

I don't deserve this

[demonichikikomori]

I Caught a Cold...

Nothing too major but I have a bit of a killer headache, it's actually more of a sinus infection so I've been hydrating a lot more than usual. Which I should anyways... But!! I will be slow on commissions and poking at my remaining requests when I have a sudden stroke of inspiration!! I'll be better soon, it's like, one of those things where I'll be better after 5 days. Hopefully.

[problemcore]

so eepy. had a fantastic day today. I love my friends. peace and love on planet earth

[keres-salos]

A break from my regular posts to share this gem ❤️ Jinx.exe is not responding

My fat cat Jinx having to sneeze and then losing it.

I call her my little basketball because of her size. When she sits, she looks just like a basketball. I've since put her on a diet so fingers crossed she'll get to a healthy weight 🤞 She was abused as a kitten and often didn't know when her next meal would come so anytime she sees food she gorges.

Poor little basketball girl. I love her so much.

[thxnks4themrms]

nOT THAT IT MATTERSSS i'm just bad at checking ig

SHHH DWWWW

[yuribeam]

(common superstitions from the perspective of a USAmerican- would love to hear superstitions from other regions and cultures!)

(follow the most often when the situation arises, or believe in the strongest)

[theknuckleheadninja]

Alright, which one of you is lying awake in bed right now thinking about me?!?

[clown-owo]

not pictured: Acht flashback to growing up hearing DJ Octavio say vaguely gay shit about the captain of the Squidbeak Splatoon

[itsssnavi]

do y’all know where to get one of those worn brown jackets? like the normalguy-core kind or the traumatized teenager with the deadbeat dad that the only thing he has ever given him in his whole life is this jacket as a weird handmedown? yeah the jacket thats so dinged up but that somehow makes it even more appealing to look at? the kind that gets worn by some Sad Guy who we all know has internalized homophobia and can’t accept that he’s into guys so he sleeps with them but can’t connect reciprocate intimacy emotionally so he cries himself to sleep and smokes himself to death? no? okay. (packs up my briefcase and scuffles away)

[the-travelling-witch]

Mc: *sneezes*

Mammon, leaning towards Levi, whispering: What does it mean when humans do that?

Levi, whispering back: I think they just took a screenshot

[jattendschaton]

Émilie Agreste purposefully giving Adrien an allergy to feathers to make sure her son would never be able to use the peacock miraculous in the future

[hyunpic]