#i knoe it's a lot of work

[lalalaugenbrot]

not to @ anyone but i don't like the tiktokisation of fanvids... i think we should all have the guts to commit to an entire song again

[theood]

If I could change one thing in my life I'd make it so no one ever commented on food

[kurthorton]

workin on the multi revamp perhaps

[de1-os]

how bad are your eyebags even?

Keni eyeballs jumpscare

[james-silenthill]

Ohhh I've god to figure out my very own batman verse

[gettingintoknives]

trying sooo hard not to develop a complex abt my weight

[raustenacious]

news

umm so remember my early period?

well (tw blood, nausea, feelings of Sickness)

yeah. at work this morning, start feeling Really Really bad, like shaking (after a bit), nauseous, flushed, hot sweats, shaky, unable to focus, just Bad okay?

And I'm like shit, talk to my boss like Hey ( I accidentally told her it was my period and not a migraine cri 🥲) I need to Go, I'm not okay. She was like " can you wait til 1?" (It was 10:40 ish) I was like I can try...

Not thirty minutes later, and I've been telling myself, just ten more minutes then you can ask, five more minutes, - I can't

Mid rush I'm like, bro I CANT, then they have to move people around, I feel awful (health wise and situation wise) and they're like okay u can go

And I left so fast, didn't get a drink food nothing, didn't piss

I booked it, cus I was starting to feel ✨ nauseous ✨ which is Not Good

Anyways managed to drive myself home, had my trash next to my in my passenger seat, ready

Tl;dr god punished me for masturbating with an early period and the effects of Rapid Blood Loss at work

[nomairuins]

i am okay tho i just have momeys sometimrs . please do not ever worry abt me guys

[artisanalpeanutbutter]

I feel so bad for my mom rn. She's struggling a lot with her job because they need her to do a lot of tech stuff (not complicated, just unfamiliar to her), and they're doing it all through apple (think: recording, renaming, and uploading videos, plus similar things that she has NEVER done like zipping files) and I've tried my best to help her but apple is so ass-backwards that I haven't been able to be much help. I've been able to teach her the basics and helped her find solutions online for the things I'm unfamiliar with due to the differences between windows and apple, but this garbage doesn't work a good third of the time. She'll use solutions given from apple and they straight up don't work.

I'm glad I've been able to help her gain some computer literacy, but this whole situation has been a fiasco.

I think people who are even moderately tech literate underestimate how well the majority of people can navigate a computer, even when they've been using computers for most of their careers. The average person doesn't use their computer for much more outside the software their work has them use; they dont know much about things file types and whatnot because they don't have to in order to get their jobs done.

Honestly, the only reason I know what I'm doing is because I used gameboy emulators when I was a kid & pirated art programs & music. If I didn't do that I would've been so lost come college (I studied game art) and would probably freeze any time im presented with a computer problem & would fall for hardware scams.

Like, my sister doesn't know what an SD card is. Do you think she's going to know not to buy a $15 "all in one" file sorter from amazon?

I feel like teaching basic tech literacy would save people so much time and money when they need something done with their computers or need to do something new with them. I can't imagine what would've happened when I lost half my school projects during a computer transfer if I hadn't known to dig around in my computer and poke in commands to find the files. Or like, what would happen when I have to google tech problems and know what results are total hogwash. I only know what's what because of the red flags you learn from low grade pirating. I'd probably have an extremely infected computer if I didn't want to listen to phantom hourglass music on my ipod when I was a tween!!

I know this post doesn't really have a thesis but like

Whatever I'm just ranting

[jukey]

Blue Lock x Reader Headcanons

Bllk boys cooking for you!!

(nagi, reo, hiori, ness, isagi, chigiri)

let me knoe if yall want part 2 gang and with who🚨🏈🔥🦅🇺🇲

Nagi x Reader Headcanons

he suggested it at first, which was quite surprising knowing how lazy he is

said he wanted to do 'boyfriend things' for you (he doesn't even cook for himself)

he kept messing up in the kitchen, adding the wrong ingredients, setting the temperature too high

dont blame him, he always bought his own meals, this is new (he cant even tell spinach and mint apart)

you just knew it was going to taste horrible once he set your plate down

to your surprise, it actually tasted good, like really good

he didn't think much of it but felt fuzzy when you complimented him

better salvage the taste while you can 'cause this is the last time he'll be doing this

Reo x Reader Headcanons

oh!

he warned texted you beforehand that he was cooking tonight

reo grew up with all kinds of people working at his mansion so there was no need for him to learn how to cook

once you've accidentally taken some wrong buses to avoid going home it was time to face him (and his creation)

a very happy reo welcomed you and lead you to the dining table

he was wearing one of your aprons and you could've sworn you saw some burned food remnants smudged on it

you smiled in pain wholeheartedly when he brought you your plate (it looked like 4 diseases mixed up)

that quickly changed when he insisted on feeding you

with no way to hide the food or run away, you gave up

first bite in you felt your tongue going through the 5 stages of grief

he was so happy when you told him it tasted amazing (it tasted like battery acid)

(i like to think he sent you this before you went home)

Hiori x Reader Headcanons

he is such a sweetheart

he actually takes you out for dinner almost everyday

you suggested it to him first and he agreed (he got that 'everything to make you happy' mindset)

he saw it more like a challenge than doing something nice for you tho (its the actions that count shhh)

he just went with something simple so it wouldn't get too bad

he lied saying he put no effort into it, that its just something small he whipped up (he counted the amounts of salt grains he needed)

after that day he decided to test his cooking skills more often thanks to your words of praise

Ness x Reader Headcanons

AWW MY DAYS

you dont even need to ask him, he already cooks for you evey single day

and if he's busy that day, he'll make food at ungodly hours and wakes you up to eat

he absolutely LOVES it when you eat his food and then waits patiently for you to say what you think of it

i feel like he gets a burst of excitement when you tell him you love it, this is why he prefers you eat his food instead of anyone elses

he tries finding excuses to make you plenty of food

one time you came home to him celebrating you for being yourself, the person whom he loves<3 (he made a whole feast for you)

he even wants to be the one to bake you your own birthday cake (watch out before its a kaiser themed one)

Isagi x Reader Headcanons

he absolutely adores your cooking so this was quite a bit of a wasted opportunity thing for him

however, he seemed really focused while working on your food

he kept asking you for help and after a while you stopped and he just whined about how unfair that is

bro would ask for 3 hints like this is some kind of quiz

he was very nervous about bringing you your food (he almost wanted to trip on purpose)

the food wasnt that bad but missed a bit of flavour or something to strengthen the taste

ofcourse you didnt tell him that as the good person you are

was happy about you liking his food but wouldn't be open to trying this again

Chigiri x Reader Headcanons

he loved this idea a lot, even wanted to ask you to participate as a competition but eventually decided to go against it

he wants to be able to cook for his partner at all times if needed

he used to chat with his mom a lot while she was busy cooking so he learned a few things from watching her

he took quite some time on presenting the food, made sure it looked very appealing

he would make cute animal faces on it<33

it was so hard for you to take a bite when the food looked so cute, he giggled at this

it tasted great, you didn't get to eat everything because chigiri stole his food back

greedy smh

i want to be one of those justin bieber memes🤕

requests are open!!!

[tarotenchantress]

heyy I love ur postsss😭🩷🩷

Actually u see I have my Saturn and my mars both in 10 house as u said it makes that stuff lack like it does give reward later but uk

So what like impact might that cause like haven’t mars and Saturn both in 10 house

Hello aluminium♡ thankyouu so muchhhh for appreciating my work🙏💗

For @aluminiumtab

From my understanding [of your question] it seems like youre asking about the impact ofhaving saturn and mars in 10th house.

10th house is a public house. It determines how people see us and heres the thing, saturn and mars both are considered to be malefics which is not always a bad thing. The impact this may have is

1) people may view you as a competition. Point blank. Saturn gives maturity and structure, discipline and drive and so does mars. I always deem mars as a militorial planet because of the fact that it rules aggression, drive, force, impulsive actions, quick actions which are all neeeded to succeed in life. There is also a lot of respect for your drive and people may knoe that you will be successful or will achieve something. They may consider you to be very focused but never compliment you in person.

2) you will have to work harder to attain your career goals too. As saturn dekays and mars requires strategic planning but guess what? Saturn also rules patience sooooo that means that you may be impulsive but also understand the importance of patience and may struggle balancing the two at times. Always remember strategic planning requires patience.

3) your karma lies in your actions. Since both are in 10th house, you should be very careful of eing impatient and dishonest as it will impact your reputation, career, structure and ethics. You may feel like others tend to get their goals faster than you and that might frustrate you alot too but whatever you achieve, it will be in your mind forever.

4) 10th house is an earth house and having mars in it imo may result in anger issues. Supressed anger issues. This may mean that you tend to supress your anger or have issues letting itout properly. It is also very much possible that people may demonise you for expressing your anger or boundarues and may constantly try to test it.

5) dont wait for karma to get them or try and take the matters in your own hands cause these placements indicate a grudgy personality (nothing wrong with *sometimes*). Move on with your own thing and leave them in ashes.

6) people might feel the need to confront you or "humble you down" but never let them love♡ esp people with more masculine energy.

7) you may have some issues with authority every now and then due to rebellious nature or udess but overall you may respect people with power and hierarchy even if it is not openly done. You may even dream to command a room full of people and may have an idea of militorial approach which is something that you may never admit publicly.

8) you may hate people who victimise themselves or dont follow the rules and hierarchy or those who disrespect the ones in power esp teachers, mentors and bosses and those who maintain the structure and servants as well or the underpriviledged class.

9) your father may be very hardworking, distant , disciplined. You may respect your dad but it could be that you may have a strained relation with him or may feel like you need to work hard for his approval.

10) this placement provides you the drive, patience, ambition, aggression and time to be successful in the most lasting way so dont worry about not being as quickly successful as your peers. Satuen creates lack so that we stop depending on it. It is a placement that teaches independance and drive alongside patience and mars is a warrior planet by nature and to win a battle you must be patient. Alsoo your career could be something related to strategy, control, law and order, related to structure, may require precision and patience,the working environmant may be full of ambitious and competitive people and may have a militorial approach.

And dont worry about late success and not having friends or weird confrontational people broskiiiii youll do well in lifeee♡♡♡ alsoo different but i also feel like you could fantasise alot about being respected, being the best and undefeatable for some reasonn.

Also the signs and degrees matter alot too.

By tarot enchantress🧚🏻‍♀️

[fuck-customers]

For the last anon- so idk if this is helpful but for me personally what ive grown to do is take the customer service voice/face literally, like it's 100% as if im an actor playing the part of someone im completely not lol. I am and always have been anti social and shy and incredibly anxious- but when i get to work, i basically put kn the mask of playing the part that im not. I pretend to be bubbly, and over exaggerate the lilt of my voice so that it almost seems aninated when i speak, if that makes sense? Ive been wrokjng retail for almost 10 years and while there will always be bad customers wvery now and again, for the most part im able to get people to like me just by playing pretend. It does take a lot of energy, but you just kinda have to harness the anxiety you get and use it to give you the energy to act if that makes sense. Hope that helps or at least gives you some ideas- just knoe its nothing youre necessarily doing wrong, public service is harder than anybody will ever give it credit for

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[the-nosy-neighbor]

Tic-Tac_toe (Part 2)

3 parts to keep you from dying reading this

Edit: 4 parts

Spoilers abound

Use in Welcome Home

Several tic tac toe boards are found on the website. I am going to detail them, who won, who the x's and o's would represent and potential tac tac toe cypher. I moved the order of the paragraphs, so you won't knoe what i am talking about in relationship to using neighborhood locations as spaces on a board

Game:   Frank vs Julie, Julie wins.  There is another line that makes it look like frank could have won, but it is going through Julie’s marker, so probably not.  Julie is X, Frank is O.  I believe that means Julie went first. 

Neighborhood reference:  x’s—Frank, Wally, Eddie; o’s—Barnaby, Howdy, Julie

Tic-Tac-Toe Cipher:  J, N, R, U, X, Z  (incomplete since we don’t see the full board.)

Game:   Wally/Home vs Julie, Julie wins.  The board is pink, Like Julie’s color.  Julie is X, Wally/Home is O.  That means Julie went first. 

Neighborhood reference:  x’s—howdy, wally, sally,  o’s—Frank, tower, Poppy

Tick-Tac-Toe Cipher:  S. Z, X, P, N, L, D, B, I

Secretive tic tac toe board on an apple.  The color is off on this one, so it appears that it is Frank and Poppy, which makes sense, because this is the Frank/Poppy scene with Wally.  Game field is red? There is no winner in this game, it appears to be in progress.  However, Frank cannot win here, only Poppy.  If Poppy sticks with strategy, she is first, since she got the center tile.  This means it is her turn, and she likely would win the game.  Not for sure, since she could make an error, but still.

Game:  Frank vs. Poppy, Poppy wins. 

Neighborhood reference:  x’s—Frank, Wally, Sally; o’s—Julie, Barnaby, Eddie

Tic-Tac-Toe Cipher:  (going on the assumption that X chose center to start)  J, N, L, V, T, NOTHING? The cipher is short a space, F, G, H

In the comments: 

Exchange:  Commenter (Ant) “I know what you are.” Wally:  “You do.  I am so happy!”

Wally/Home playing by themself/es .  There is no winner since there is no opponent, but technically there are three in a row.  The game board is blue, which could indicate that Barnaby is taking part, but he hasn’t moved that we can see.

Neighborhood reference: o’s—Frank, Wally, Sally, Howdy

Tic-Tac-Toe Cipher:  S, B. U, D, W, F, Y, H, I

Kind of hidden tic tac toe in Eddie’s video.  He has been making his shopping list.  I think the idea here is that Eddie is playing himself in order to deal with the boredom, but there are two pages full of tic tac toe boards, as well as a score.  The scoreboard is labeled “E” on both sides, so unless there are two of him, he is playing himself.  What’s weird is the sheer number of wins for each Eddie.  Surely Eddie would be switching off X between the two Eddies.  But I think some people play if you win, you get first pick, in which case one Eddie would statistically win more. 

Tic-Tac-Toe Cipher:   too many

That may be all of the tic-tac-toe.  It doesn’t appear that the TTT code is really working with this material.  I have seen a few people make an attempt at deciphering it based on that code, but there are a lot of consonants and more z’s than anybody needs.

In the end, it may just be Julie’s symbol and a fun thing.

[bucketspammer4life]

how i think the boxers text

i was bored. also clay puppington looks like don flamenco to me somehow. goodbye

Glass joe - he would type with extra double spaces and use a lot of emojis for the wrong purposes with random capital letters

Example:

"hello. Have you seen my water bottle?"

"aran. is. in the hospital 🤯🤯🤯 call Later!! 🗣️"

Von Kaiser - okay grammar and uses a space before question marks & exclamation points, uses emojis in the intended (boring) way

Example:

"okay !! on my way !! 🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️🚶🏻‍♂️"

"aran fell down a pothole !! It is NOT 🙅‍♂️ funny !!"

Disco Kid - uses slang often and gets creative with emojis, likes to use keyboard smashes to laugh and leaves typos in for flavor

Example:

"aran really said 🕳️⬅️🏃‍♂️"

"HELP IM EVAPORATEINF😭😭😭😭 LMAO AHKAJSJSJSJSNNSNS PLEASEE"

"YOURW GOING TO JAIL FOR THAT ONE 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔🚨🚨 WEE WOO WEE WOO"

King Hippo - Really ominous messages, texts like hes telling you hes done a mission, sometimes forgets to use a dot and uses a comma instead, sometimes responds with emojis that have 0 relevance

Example:

"oh no,"

"I took care of him. The job is done."

" 🍝🤯"

Piston Hondo - squeaky clean grammar, uses emojis rarely unless he forgets the name of something

Example:

"Alright. I'll call later."

"What was the name of this? I know how it looks like but forgot the name. Looks something like this: 🥨. I think it was called a praised eel or something?"

Bear Hugger - He texts like a Facebook mom, down to the wording and everything

Example:

"You mean pretzel? 🤣"

"How did he fall down a pothole?! 😮"

Great Tiger - too lazy to fix typos so it looks like a ancient language, likes spamming the same emoji over and over again when hes run out of responses, autocorrect fucks his messages up even more

Example:

"wesir did srsn fslk doen s potjole?? (wait did aran fall down a pothole?"

"i dont knoe sf is ıoıld laıyknsyn at araj fellimf dlen and pırjolej" (i dont know if i should laugh at aran falling down a pothole)

"👀👀👀👀👀"

Don Flamenco - proper grammar with some tiny typos that gets autocorrect to mess his message up, his autocorrect is literally cursed, it runs his messages daily

Example:

"Did aran fall town s pit joke??"

"I am do confused"

Aran Ryan - unhinged, emphasizes random parts for no reason, emojis after every sentence, wrong emojis everywhere

Example:

"I fell DOWN a pothole! 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️"

"shut UP 🖕🖕🖕🚔🦗🖕🥨"

"ILL drag you down there MYSELF!! 🗣️🗣️😡😡"

Soda Popinski - like a grandpa in the good way, sends those positive good morning images in every groupchat hes in

"Rise and shine! 💖"

"I just woke up. Don't know whats going on! 👀"

"Get well soon! 💐🌼✨"

Bald Bull - texts like your dad, except he switches out moves completely when hes cursing someone out

Example:

"ok"

"👍"

"You dumb bitch. Fuck you ass hole."

Super Macho Man - texts like hes making a copypasta

Example:

"Rise and GRIND! 🗣️ Surfs up today! 🤙🤙 Im catching waves like theres no tomorrow! 🏝️🌊"

"I have no idea. I am literally so confused right now. My brain is not working. My thought are not thoughting. I need a reboot. "

Mr Sandman - FINALLY someone that types like a normal person!!

Example:

"How did you fall down a pothole?"

"how great."

[sanityshorror]

hello <3

how are you ? hope good...

i want more to knoe about emily ....her family, frinds anf menhtal issus

bye and good day, night or whatever

teddy <3

Emily grew up in a very traditional but also very loving working class family, she's a few months older than Julius. She first met Julius when they were children at church, however they'd never spoken prior to Julius approaching her when they were both 16. I cannot stress enough that Emily was fully unaware Julius was gay and she never took any advantage of him; Julius was in reality the one who was abusive and just using her.

Emily left her family behind to immigrate to America with Julius in spring of 1893, shortly after marriage. She didn't really have any mental health issues prior until the fall of 1893 (slightly under a year into her marriage to Julius). The abuse from Julius started after their first child was born. To say Emily was confused was an understatement, Julius was always so loving and sweet ... she'd never even considered it a possibility it was nothing more than a mask.

As time went on, Julius would continue to become increasingly violent and abusive towards her. She convinced herself it was just due to the drinking and drugs Julius was using, and all the stress from working so much. She understandably fell into a deep depression and began drinking as well as a way to cope.

Her drinking and depression got a lot worse after Claire, her best friend (and Killian's wife at the time) died during childbirth. Emily was completely alone. She tried to spend time with Annabella, her sister in law, but she couldn't talk to Annabella honestly about the relationship the way she did with Claire. She became extremely isolated.

She eventually died roughly a decade after Julius did, and by that point, she was utterly non functional, had caused the four children irreversible damage, and was beyond redemption. Octavian was 15 when he snapped and decided to simply make the issue of her "go away." (He killed her).

[citadelofmythoughts]

I feel like there's gonna be an interesting story arc in how disconnected Team RWBY and Jaune feels about their death as far as Remnant was concerned. I mean, their friends and family mourned them. They're grieving. And suddenly not only are they back but it's like they've never left. I mean, Jaune had thirty years but to Team RWBY it was a handful of days.

How do you process friends returning from the dead? What happens next? How does Ruby feel about being this... figure of hope?

I can't help but think about Mass Effect 2 where to all her friends and loved ones Shepard was dead for two years.

Liara: "You can't just come back and have two years of mourning suddenly vanish!"

Thankfully the timeskip for RWBY+J seems to be only months, not years but yeah, it's going to be a major adjustment for everyone.

Oh poor Ruby. I know that head of hers is doing a lot better but the pressure of being a symbol would be hard for anyone, let alone someone who is still recovering from such serious trauma. I knoe JL X RWBY isn't canon (or is at best quasi-canon) but I feel like we get some signs there of how she's handling it, by throwing herself into her work with little concern about her own future.