#i know im jot

[justanapparatus]

shoutout to lesbian drag queens who are also pigs. gotta be one of my favorite genders 🙏

[daemon-in-my-head]

Durgetash asks - Death Cult Office Politics edition

Which minutia did Gortash really contemplate so fervently that he found no more time for Durge? Was it just a front for the spring wedding planning to resume? It was the spring wedding wasn't it?

Their favourite kinda kiss. Did it ever happen? Was it geniun? Was it just a habit? What was it like in general? Don't spare any details.

Has there ever been a point in time where Durge rejected Gort's advances to ponder the finer details of their holy omnicide plans?

What is Gortash's favourite office politic to ponder? Is it related to HR?

Of course kissing is out of question when ur pondering the minutia of death cult office politics, lest you need a pen and paper to quickly jot down the brilliant idea you just had. So what did the deranged tyrant and his fanatic serial killer do exactly when one of them was hunched over a piece of parchment?

When did Durge start calling Gortash babygurl? How advanced was their rs at that point already?

What does Gortash call Durge? Bebe, kitten, bae, cutie patootie, smth else entirely?

What's their relationships with their followers like? Lax, strict, idol and their stans or more scary boss u seek to avoid? What's the vibe in the office?

If they had phones, how would they save each other's number? (Let's just play pretend Gort wrote the same on the scrapbooks cover and the sending spell is sms or smth)

Do they schedule their meetings or are their spontaneous like that? Is Gort keeping a planner with all the dates marked in red when he can finally find some spare time to smooch the divine?

Ask prev when u reblog, be nice, this isn't strictly romantic, bla bla bla yk what I usually put here. Basically, have fun, go wild, save a fading fandom or smth is what I'd say usually but unfortunately Larian now I'm intrigued whatever those death cult office politics are.

[good-beansdraws]

Making a full post for my Fuuta Ballet AU because I actually had more thoughts about it hehe (Ballerina Girl)

+ a version of the au that's more general to the whole cast, with Es as the protag here!

As mentioned in the art, he’s exactly the same as canon except his life now revolves around dance. He’s in a very cliquey company (The Dark Pas de Trois?), surrounded by friends who are very similar-minded. Even though they're not in dance competitions specifically, they're constantly striving for better reviews/reputations than the neighboring companies. Fuuta struggles with stage fright, but doesn't let on to the others -- he just pushes through every time.

They visit a company rehearsing Nutcracker, and one of the snowflake dancers does something problematic backstage. Fuuta blasts him on social media for it, gaining popularity for his own account/dance company. Auditions and things go a bit smoother for them now that they’re internet famous.

There’s a scandal with the dancer playing the demon sorcerer Rothbart in Swan Lake, and Fuuta catches it on film. The video goes viral, once again boosting Fuuta’s popularity and ego. He’s praised as both a hero and talented performer. His friends are also soaring with this newfound fame.

Then, he catches a young background dancer in Sleeping Beauty doing something he deems worthy of a callout. He exposes her all over his social media. Rather than the usual social backlash, the girl is harassed in person. A crowd takes things too far, and an accident results in an injury that ends her career just as it was beginning. She will never dance again.

Facing his suspicious friends (and overcome with his own guilt), Fuuta flees the company. He plans on quitting dance for the rest of his life as well. Instead, he gets a mysterious invitation to the Milgram Dance Academy. He's never heard of them before, and the internet doesn't turn up much on them. Left with few other choices, he shows up for the first lesson.

The first thing that strikes him is it's a boarding school. He must live there and follow their rules in order to attend. They take his phone and restrict outside contact, much to his horror. The school solely focused on the arts -- no competitions, no big shows. There are three major shows they are planning, but Fuuta couldn't find any venues/tickets/advertisements, despite mention of a "global audience". The program is rigorous, and the instructor decides at the end of each semester if their final performance passes or fails.

The only thing more concerning than the sudden restriction of his phone is the strange group of residents he'll be spending his next few years with. His instructor is a mere child, no more than fifteen and very cryptic about their past training. His other classmates range in age and personality. He starts off dancing just as confident as usual, trying to show up the other students and make a strong first impression.

However, he fails the first semester. The grade list is made public to the whole academy, and Fuuta finds himself the subject of watching eyes and condescending whispers. Becoming sensitive to prying stares and audiences, he falls back into his usual stage fright. He endures (emotional) attacks from the passed students, although in his distraction he screws up some cues and gets injured.

Regarding the actual choreography -- as much as I love the classic shows (I mean, just look how cute he is as the nutcracker ;-;) my brain has been going brrrrr picturing ballet adaptations of the mvs... 🎹 / 🎹 / 🎹 / 🎹

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hey what if fantasy au Julie was not only a runaway princess but also had a tail. food for thought

[sea-buns]

i wanna say it was in episode 3 after the boxing match when i was struck with the intense need to savor every second of mentopolis.

the mental image of a conrad driving with so much reckless abandon that the car is like half off the ground as it speeds away, hunch and dan bumping around in the backseat on either side of ivana who in comparison looks bolted down to the seats, money flying out and trailing behind them as justin hangs his head out the window...

all i could think was "oh this is the best." like the best. and while i do agree that 6 episodes is a perfect length for the season, what with them running at the speed of thought and all, i could also fully see them working with a 15-20 ep season just as smoothly.

and i don't just mean that as "this season would have been better with more eps" cuz tbh i don't think it would have been better, so much as it just would have been different. they could never make anything more and i'd still be satisfied. what i'm saying is that i think it'd make a great length as a second season.

which would be a great opportunity for brennan to flesh out the world elias lives in, while also allowing for more in-depth character development from the pcs.

this first season could act as a prologue to the world of mentopolis. and then the second season immediately kicks off with elias dealing with the aftermath in some way. maybe witness protection wasn't enough and now he's on the run from gobstopper industries. or maybe it was but now he has to learn how to adjust to living as a person with needs again after being alone and overworked for so long.

and as he navigates this new relationship, the attention from the press, the looming question of what now what next— we get to see how our prefrontal pis are doing as their lives were also flipped upside-down by this change in elias' life. cuz regardless of how positive and welcome a change may be, there is still a rather difficult adjustment period as you attempt to decipher where your place is in this new-normal.

[eraserisms]

Why is it when I'm at work, my muse for Shota is in full swing?

[heartscrypt]

i get so mad when ppl say riddle would be ignorant/clueless towards lgbtq+ stuff bc he was raised sheltered. no the fuck he wouldn't. maybe he'd start out that way yeah but as Soon as its implied he doesn't know something hes taking that shit to heart and learning everything he could EVER know about it. hes making a fucking study of it. he knows more than you actually

[bl00dstain3d-darlingg]

hey guys! im back ☝🏽

wanted to give y’all a little update before i go to my regular posting

my wifi and phone are being turned off. i wont go into details on why, but bc of that happening at the end of the month, idk how or if i’ll be able to post..

so unless i can find a job in 2 weeks ! (in this economy..?)

[scary-monsters]

i hate when im at work and i can’t actively talk abt diego 😐 so unfair that i have to keep it all locked away in my mind 😐 i want to talk abt his dumb ass (very affectionate and a little sultry tbh) but i feel like i never get to 😫

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

realising you're trans is like realising you've been driving in a clown car all your life and infinite clowns of misery and uncomfortableness and dysphoria have been squished into what looks like a completely normal car and once they start coming out they don't stop

[ispreadrabieslikewildfire]

Shampoo in my eyes im screaminf internally

[papermachedragons]

Chronic illness buddies, ever have one of those days where your body just goes "peace out sucker✌️" for absolutely no reason and you just feel off and bad and a little sick but not with your usual symptoms or reactions to external factors so you're just left there a little off center like,,,,,alright but in a ???? way

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

dear future me, Please remember to write the metamorphosis fic and title it ~✨the yassification of howdy pillar✨~

[omanu]

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[cucarachaisgay07]

I find it common knowledge that I tend to pop in on Tumblr post 1 thing then disappear for months-

Do I have an excuse for these very long absences?