#i love himbB

[microbihon]

The Mew I got is a Fire Tera Type! The lil' guy is just like me ^^ Proof BTW:

[burin-burin]

the prettiest boy

[localguy2]

Oi may I please request some zane head cannons (I need some variety )

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Sure thing, here's a teeny tiny list of headcanon for your enjoyment:

- Heavy sleeper imo, probably the heaviest on the team, it may be confirmed that Cole snores, but in my eyes Zane will always be the heavier sleeper cuz of Crystalized and Seabound

- he's actually a pretty good leader, but self doubt and worry fuck him over more then anything, that combined with how his plans sometimes don't take into account the people around him makes him scared shitless of leading at times

- examples of mostly good leading is in Season 5 where he's mainly the one spear heading the team in Stiix, although to be fair to Zane, Kai did also fuck up a lot of his plans (*cough* making Ronin raise the price & unintentionally hitting him with the crane which broke his voice box *cough*)

- examples of bad plans/leadership is possibly Sons of Garmadon where he basically throws Cole under the bus to get into the SoG (poor Cole lmao), and while he did get a good amount of info for the ninja, in the end it ended up with him at the bottom of the canyon (although again to be fair to him, if it wasn't for Harmui then the Sons of Garmadon would have probably not found about his true identity)

- on the topic of whole SoG plan, he's really fucking embarrassed about it and is also really guilty, and he apologises constantly to Cole for it, because not only did his plan get his brother in danger, in his eyes it was all for nothing since he got beat by Mr.E and almost died for it, depression!

- sorta linked with the last one, Green Ninja complex! (this time Nindroid edition), Basically like Lloyd, he feels like he should be more responsible, as such he holds himself to ridiculously high standards at times, which can be a determent of his own health at times, physical and mental, physical as in throwing himself into danger, and mental as in not wanting to fail at anything, because in his eyes "I'm a nindroid, I should be much better at this then the avgrage person.", fun all round ey?

- Can communicate with PIXAL without having to say anything, basically messaging PIXAL just by thinking about it, which has lead to some very obscure and random moments where he and PIXAL break out into laughter all of the sudden (yes they have inside jokes about everyone including each other)

- will not allow himself any rest if any of the ninja is hurt in any shape way or form, and if everyone is injured? Well fuck me he's staying up for at least 2 weeks with no sleep just to watch over them, something that Wu doesn't approve of because he probably needs as much rest as the rest of the injured ninja, but he can't do anything since-

- Zane is stubborn, stupidly stubborn at times, if he's focused on a task oh he WILL get it done and he will not let shit get in his way

- has won a chess championship because he thought it would be an "intertsing expiernce.", he hated it because of how people showed up and asked for pictures and shit lmao

- has both the most and least amount of control over his element, most as in being precise and accurate with freezing his targets and landing his shots, least as in the Ice Emperor trauma overwhelming him and causing him to lose control sometimes (although with Quest for The Lost Powers, he's since regained full control over his element)

- when the others found out that he was a nindroid (and that he didn't have a mom), they all decided that the next best thing would be to make him the mom of team, as such they celebrate mother's day in his honour (he finds it weird but at the same time amusing asf)

- mother's day when he was dead after Season 3 was possibly one of the most depressing times for the ninja, >:)

- makes ice sculptures for everyone randomly, which sorta leads into the next action

- he's the "Shows affection through actions" type, he doesn't have a problem saying that he loves his family out right, but he prefers physical actions to show his affection (making ice sculptures, cooking a favourite dish, heck perhaps even knitting clothes)

- occasionally lets his falcon out just to talk and hand out with it, he loves his berb a lot since its his last link to his father

- an absolute Disney princess with animals, "Awwww look at this horrifying abomination!" *pets the creature* "Can we keep him? <:)"

- still chills out at the bottom of cold lakes (this task has become significantly easier ever since Nya became the elemental master of water)

- is locked in an endless war with Cole over the title of "biggest brother in the family", it is yet to conclude despite all the shit they went through

- speaking of big brother and shit, I see a lot of people talking about Kai and Lloyd or RGB siblings, and believe those are really damn good I can't argue about that, BUT, hear me out: Lloyd and Zane with Lloyd as the little brother and Zane the big brother.

I mean it's just waiting to happen at this point, shared trauma alone is enough to make these 2 understand each other really well, here's a few examples:

1) the overlord, they've both faced the overlord alone and they damn well know how terrifying it is having the weight of the entire world on your shoulders

2) loving thier fathers, and having to watch thier legacies be destroyed, Sensei Garmadon's sacrifice was all for nothing when Harumi brought back the evil side of him, and all of Julien's good work was now sorta in bad name because of the Nindroid army, after all the nindroid army was based on Zane's design, which was made by Julien

3) both are scared of what they might become, in Season 11 Lloyd is scared that he might becomes like his father, an Oni, which is one of the reasons he hates embracing his Oni side so much in Crystalized, and Zane is scared of becoming just lines of code (personal interpretation is that it's the Ice Emperor, the Staff's influence and Vex's manipulation basically render him a set of lines of codes, constantly repeating the same cycle of attacking innocents and trapping them in his ice)

4) they've both died, Zane god knows how many times and Lloyd briefly in March of the Oni (shared death expiernces hellll yeaaaah)

This headcanon is a hill I'm willing to die on proudly

- on the topic of the nindroid army actually, Nindroid hate SKYROCKETED during Rebooted, and Zane wasn't spared that hate, fortunately for him and unfortunately, most of the hate went away after he sacrificed himself, yeah he might be fuckin dead but hey at least the word nindroid now isn't ruined anymore!

- has a sort of secret agreement with Kai of looking out for each other constantly, while Kai is a goofball at most times, he and Kai both are extremely serious about protecting their family, thus they understand each other super well, if Zane needs to have a serious talk with anyone, it's not Wu or Cole or anyone else he goes to, it's Kai, and vice versa

- stays up the entire night sometimes because he's having an existential crisis about how he's gonna outlive all his friends and loved ones, have fun with that one

- and now for a rapid fire set of HCs when it comes to his relationship with the other ninja:

Lloyd - a little brother he has to protect at all costs

Cole - the best costumer he could ask for, if Zane opened a restaurant Cole would be there every single day, will cook 5 cakes for Cole's birthday

Nya - tech and fighting bestie, Nya used to be Samurai-X so she knows her way around technology, as such they love talking about the latest stuff from Borg, also fighting besties, aside from their elements working well together (and especially if Kai is there, helping melt Zane's ice for Nya to control) they also are the most dangerous and well coordinated duo on the team, they will bust out fighting moves like it's nothing, and they are especially good at pinching their enemies and overwhelming them with constant attacks

Kai - mature brother he can trust at all times without hesitation, they both easily have the most shared secrets out of everyone, a testament to show how much they look out for each other

Jay - video games and random talks bestie, Zane has no issue spending hours at a time just to listen to Jay talk about anything cuz he genuinely finds it fun, plus it kills the time if there's nothing better to do

Wu - Wu still has a soft spot for Zane (bring back that season 1 and 2 dynamic writers c'mon), and Wu has special tasks reserved for him, and some secrets as well (Lloyd and Cole also have soft spots in Wu's heart)

PIXAL - do I seriously need to explain PIXAL? I mean fuck she's literally the love of his life, she understands him more then anyone im the world, and she knows everything about him thanks to living in his head for a while (vice versa with how he knows everything about her since she lived in his head), she's also the one to repair him most of the time (and again vice versa), the love for each other goes way beyond a nomal relationship because they just understand each other so well, and if harm falls on any of one of them, the cookie will indeed, crumble like a stack of playing cards

Oh and also vehicle building besties loool

[playgirlpontius]

Jackass shark week 2.0 Jeff masterpost 💞💞

[prisonpodcast]

DREAMMIEEEE 💕💫🌟🤩

[bxnnie-bxwl]

my favourite character is coming back!!!!!

[smuggonifico-lmao]

Putting himb on my art blog too cause i love himbb

[miutonium]

My pathetic little meow meow i love himbb 🥰🥰🥰

[thunderbottle]

b1rdza heehee

ASRIEL my beloved my little guy. his work on tubbolul is. chefs kiss. wonderful. honestly their work on everything is amazing like holy shit have you SEEN b1rdza art. If you haven't you are fucking MISSING OUTTTT DUDE. also just... so fun to talk to and do bits withh.... i love himbb

[talloskout]

do you have any blorbos you'd just like to bite (affectionately or violently you're choosing)

OHHH HHOHOHOOHOOO buddy do I have an ANSWER

yes yes and yes again. MULTIPLE

obviously murdoc. I mean, come on, it’s murdoc. Both violently and affectionately. Just CHOMP down on him once or twice to curb the appetite. (totally not a thing I mean it’s definitely not a thing) BUT THEN.. THEN there’s more

Kratos (from god of war 2018/ragnorok). Man I just want to bite on his shoulder and YELL AT HIM TO HUG HIS SON!!!!!!! AND BE EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE AND ANSJRJRJ!!!!!! I love Kratos so much he’s a new father figure I have added to my (small) pokemon list of father figures.

ALSO ATREUS (Kratos’ son). OUGGHH he is my little blorbo i love him so much. I don’t know if I want to bite him per say, but ohhh I love him. I want to give him a warm cup of soup and crackers and a nice warm hug. LOVE HIMBB, he’s my BOY!!!!

[pyvore]

BABY BOY, BABY

[caruliaa]

here's a raccoon ^_^

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OMGOMGOMGOMGG HES SO SO OS AMAZING ND CUTE ND SO R U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ack3rlady]

For the AOT anniversary ask!

4, 15, 23

Gooood Morning, Eliza!!

4. What’s your first memory from the show?

-> Oh good lorfff, this is a bit messed up. I actually caught a glimpse of this show for the first ever time while my husband was watching it and I was doing something else on the side. And it happened to be the episode with crispy Armin after Bertholdt burnt him. Began asking him weird questions like - "Are titans zombies? If they bite you, do you also turn into a titan?" - Until he got fed up and told me to stfu lol. Also watched Erwin march towards Monke and didn't bawl. But back then I had no idea that I'd be in love with himbb. :'((( And that's the first memory i have of it.

15. Controversial opinion?

-> As much as I love Armin, I'd have loved for Erwin to live. And I know it couldn't be more obvious that i have my selfish reasons. But I can't help but think that the show would have a much greater political mystique and Erwin being so much more experienced than the poor baby, he wouldn't have spent as much time fumbling around and the end would've probably been much much different.

23. What regiment would you join?

-> I REEEEEEALLYY wanna say Survey Corps. But I'm gonna face the truth and say Garrison. Because uhh, I like being alive. The interior police is too dirty for me, and survey corps too dangerous. Unless I was friends with any of the vets (cue Childhood friends-to-unrequited love with Erwin), then I'd probably be in the SC and die within the 1st week :')

AoT Ask Game

[gaycaelus]

⭐

HIMBB i love him

[outercrasis]

ok....so you put me on to rat bastard Max Phillips (and I'm grateful) AND NOW you have compelled me to watch Jon Bernthal's stuff now!

I have only seen him in The Walking Dead sooooo what should I watch to fall in love with him 👀

Ok now please excuse my terrible memory for letting this one hang for so long 😔 shame on me

I provide answers under the cut though 💕

Unfortunately this man has a handful of smaller roles in larger movies/shows so sometimes you gotta watch something for like... minimal screen time for him 😥 just a disclaimer lmao

Daredevil/The Punisher. He shows up in season 2 of Daredevil (which is a great show as well) and then The Punisher is his own jam. My beloved Frank Castle💕💕

Baby Driver is great for a tatted up Jon

There's the movie Those Who Wish Me Dead (which I thought was a little meh but himbb😍) he's unfortunately a cop but we ignore itttt

I know he has roles in movies like Wind River, Sicario, Fury, and Ford v Ferrari (I've only seen Wind River which is good but heavy)

And then he has a bunch of new stuff like Small Engine Repair, The Unforgivable, and King Richard (all of which I still need to see lmao)

I obviously still need to watch more of his stuff but he's such a great actor and he's just so HANDSOME 😍😍😍

[mister-lady]

Talk abt how much you love the f\o your choice!

(TUMBLR MADE ME RETYPE THIS THREE TYPES DANGIT)

I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT. I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA ASK THIS QUESTION AND I WAS GONNA WRITE A PARAGRAPH ABOUT ITTTTTT imnotcomplainingthothatsforsurecauseisurelydidntwannagushaboutanf/osnfgnjfdjkhthankyouthoq//q

I put this under the cut cause holy HECK is this long I didnt realize haha,.. >/////<

Okay so this stays between you and me cause if anyone else found out i know what would happen and i know how they would react and it wouldn’t be a bad reaction but it would make me go >//////< AAAAAAAAAAA so dfkjdffdnjdfdgskjsdgkjfsk y’know?

but like,,,,.,.,.,.👉👈 rwemusss,,,...,,.,., He,,,hii,,,m,,....,,..,,i liek himbb,,,..,.annndd,,d,,,,,....,,,.,.,.Idk why i love himbb... my brain just said “think about holding his hanwwdd..,,,” one day ann,,d,,....i did it,,.,.and i realized i had feeeeellllssss......,,,,,,,this has pagued me with rewatching his video several times a day and basically having the entire script of the video in my head so i can recite it to my friends (who would probably rip their ears offggfdnndfjkf qwq) hEY SPEAKING OF RIPING EARS OFF GUESS WHO DID- YEA SPEAK OF THE DEVIL DGNDGSJDGKJKG. He’s a big protective cuddly moron and i just wanna hold him and not let go,,,...,., I love how affectionate he is and how he’s a big silly moron and yea he’s gross but i still like him for that mmnmmmgfhfg I wanna pet his hair so baddlyy and just snuggle up to him or have him cuddle up to me,,.,.He’s turned into my sense of humor at this point which is ironic cause i used to hate butt and poop jokes but he changed that for me. one dumb himbo changed my sense of humor. wacky. If you see me listenign to music i bet you 11/10$ its forbidden fruits cause gnnkngjkh that song is greattttt!!! Like you can’t tell me he doesn’t sing like a god cause he does! I love hearing him sing and how he does little dance moves throughout his songmmmMMMMmmM,,.,.I wanna kiss him and cover him in kisses and just hug him as tightly as possible and hear his cute giggles and laugh and i just love all the little hand movements he does throughout the video fjgfnjdfkn i have this weird thing where when people do hand movements i’ll follow their hands with my eyes and i just looked at his hands 95% of the time nnjkjfkdnjfh Gosh I love him so hecking much and i wanna hold his hand and have him carry me around and feel his tight hugs and i wanna watch shows and movies with him and make pillow forts and cuddle in them and throw popcorn in eachothers mouth and i wanna snuggle really closely to him under blankets and i just wanna be with him,,..,,,.,.,. I wanna just be able to pet him and feel his touch and he’s just so silly and sweet and soft and i love it and i love how dramatic and dorky he issss!!!! <3 He sometimes gets relly soft and snuggly  and I love cupping his face and just looking into his eyes,.,,,,...,.,,.,.,I love when he’s all playful and hyper cause it’s just the cutest ever,,.,.,,.

I just love him so deeply and i swoon over him like crazy and idk why im shy about admitting I love him and sometimes go into denial about it but i just,,,,.... i love him to bits and pieces okay?❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨😳😭