#i love it when you call me senorita

[lafox]

Luis Sera Headcanon [Collab] SFW/NSFW

Author note: hi everyone. I know it has been Ages but im back with a little gift for all of you and i collab with @sattiene my beloved <3 thank you so much for her input and help because it really helped me out get back in the mix of things. i really missed writing HC for characters soooooo ! My ask are now open! YEY!

anyways i'll let you enjoy this Hc!:

SFW HC: 

Meeting you for the first time in the events of the Las Plagas incident, the first thing he says to you is:

"I just have one important question. Do you have a smoke?"

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Manipulation through his puppy eyes. 

“Oye, Senorita. Mind a smoke?” *insta puppy eyes*

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Probably ‘almost’ fluent in French and would brag about it to you only (hmmm wonder why)

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Grows every so fond of you when you laugh off his flirting towards you.

But what made him fall in love even more was when you suddenly started to flirt back. 

He stutters, is flustered but quickly come back with another flirt (it's a war now)

One time, he was playing around with his lighter while walking, to which you added a remark:

“Hm.. Does this skill also apply in the bedroom?” You smirked. 

The man was shooken (idk this isn't a word) and closed his lighter shut.

He shook his head and chuckled,

“There is only one way to find out, ay?” He said looking back at you.

Oh boy…

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He tries to lighten up the mood as Leon isn’t much of a jokester. 

And when you laugh at his jokes and Leon doesn't, he points it out:

“Ay, see Y/N likes my jokes.” 

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If you are imprisoned, you bet your ass Luis is gonna be your knight in shining armor.

You’ll scream to whoever, to get you out when it’s Luis that peaks his head and saves you his only comment will be:

“Oh so that's what you sound like, hm?” 

Alternatively : You are captured and tied up unconscious. He is at your rescue once more and sees you tied up. He would whistle and look away for a minute, putting his fist close to his mouth before snapping out of it and helping you out.

When you wake you bet your ass he will hit you with the oldest pick up line to this day like:

"Oh chica. I've been told I look heavenly, but you're not in heaven yet."

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Is it raining? No problem Luis is to the rescue:

“Where are my manners?” He says as he takes off his jacket and hovers it on top of your head.

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Oh shit! A flight hatchet coming your way! But don't worry, again, Luis is at the  rescue,

Hugging you as he pushes both of you away and falls down.

Well now it's an awkward situation as you are now on top of him. You lift yourself to meet with Luis’ face closer than expected.

Of course he shots a flirtatious grin accompanied with his eyebrows raising up.

What he would do to get your attention or to be close to you i swear…

He is down bad for you that's for sure. 

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It's impressive when you see Leon in action, a break at the shooting range is always a great pause for everyone, which helps make Luis and you grow closer.

But the music made your feet tap to the beat and that, Luis noticed. 

He gently grabbed your hand, waiting a few seconds to know if he was denied and when you didn’t reject his advance, dragged you to dance.

You giggled, you weren’t much of a dancer but the beat was so good and the moment was so right, it made you become one. 

That was when you were charmed by him.

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When you get separated, Luis will call you on the radio any chance he gets.

“Hola. Aaah I'm glad you picked up princesa. I’m at the ballroom, come over. We can continue our little dance. Don’t be late to the party!”

When you are a bit more separate from Leon and Ashley, you call Luis and you guys chat

“How's your search? Are you okay so far?” you asked. “Always so worried for me, lindura~” “I miss you too don’t worry” He adds. 

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He would scare you by hugging you from behind

Which ultimately ends in you pointing your gun at him

"Whoa whoa, cariño. chill. it's just me, your loverboy."

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Would take pictures of you on his flip phone but the pictures are some of the worst moments of you looking surprised, zoning out, or sweaty with dirt on your face cause you were almost killed by a villager. 

You ask him to delete it but nah this man puts it as his wallpaper and keeps it forever.

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If you are infected with las Plagas, he becomes serious

Will still be flirtatious to calm his own anxiety

At the operation table, will hold your hand while killing the plaga

Would turn his head away as it is agony for him to hear you scream in pain

"I know, I know bebe. I'm here. shhh, shh,"

Let a tear fall and wipes it after the operation finish

Man, he thought he lost you!

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But enough heart breaks!

The man is clingy! He loves you so much he always want you close

For example; you want to make breakfast for the both of you in the morning but no no no you are not escaping with his arms wrapped around your waist

"Nooooo, mi amor, stay," He whines in his morning voice.

Will be hugging you from behind while you cook breakfast. 

You can feel his stubble tickling your neck

Everything is perfect.

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The embodiment of chivalry

Opens doors for you, pushes your seat for you allllll the time.

NSFW HC

He is loud and not scared to be

Moan, groans, whimpers, yeah you are getting the whole service.

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Service top/ dom

Mutters some Spanish when he is really really into it.

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His foreplay is insane the man is a teaser;

Hand on your thigh just slowly but surely making his way through your core as he kisses your neck and tells you sweet nothing. (how could it not melt to that!)

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You are always his top priority

Can go on for hour for your pleasure only (pls don’t make him pass out i beg you)

Cracks jokes if you are anxious, just to see you smile and relax, that’s already a win for him.

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Mf does the petal of roses on the bed thingy on the special occasion (with scented candles ofc!)

Nice dinners and dancing before a night of love.

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Sex isn't a shameful topic to him and will tease about it.

If you tease him back about his  performance he will backfire at you, its constant banter!

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Weakness for lace in lingerie: He would fall weak if he slowly discovered you are wearing a set of lingerie while he takes off your clothes

“You wore this for me cariño.” and also will have his puppy eyes activated.

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Would brag about you all the time and show that you are his girl as he marks you

He loves when you mark him, telling him you are his and that he is yours.

Covered with your lipstick is so hot to him, shows how much you love him.

Takes pictures of all the above

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His biggest turn on? When you ride him. 

Holy fuck does he love it so much, just digging his hands on your thighs and trusting at the same beat as your riding makes him melt.

You taste heavenly to him and he loves to eat you out

Face riding? Yes please!

Makes him so horny you bet that shit makes him precum.

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Type of guy to continue slowly thrusting in when done cause God Damn you feel good, he doesn’t want it to end!

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Not into the harcord stuff like BDSM and such but would be willing to try for you

“So you’re into that stuff ay..” 

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His favorite positions are any where he can see your beautiful face

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He will never call you names like ‘slut’ and stuff “that's not a gentlemen’s ways”

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You tried your best to please him first but Luis can’t hear any of that: “Ladies first” kinda treatment 

“Why don’t we switch it up tonight, let me start with you~” you said as you pressed your fingertips on his pecks, going ever so slowly down.

He shook his head as he chuckled. “You know my policy mi amor” He takes your hand to wrap in around his neck as he positions you on your back while kissing you

I mean, you can’t resist him. 

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First time he makes you squirt, the man will be so proud of himself

Will use that fact against you in arguments: “didn’t you gush all over me last night?? yeah that’s what i thought.” 

With a smug ofc 

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Tell you how beautiful you are especially while making you cum

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Best aftercare, hugs, kisses, shower, and caresses.

The man Orders you to stay put when he cleans up, its “his mess not yours”

[nvoirs]

Could you do a Leon one shot where him and the reader are still in Spain and he catches Luis checking the reader out? Causing Leon to reveal his lust and love for the reader

I love this so much oh my gosh, here you go <3

You were glad that you and Leon had met Luis. The man was a ball of sunshine and he brightened up your mood when he cracked jokes every once in a while, he was also determined to help in your ‘quest’ as he called it.

“Luis, you really know how to make a crowd laugh.” You walked alongside him as Leon trudged behind his gaze hard but that’s just how he always was. You didn’t expect Leon to care if Luis was basically flirting with you, staring you up and down every time he engaged in a conversation with you, he’d never so much as shown a romantic interest in you.

“Senorita I only impress the best ladies, you could say that I’m a ladies man.” His big grin made Leon want to punch it off. His irked expression dissipated and his hands unclenched dropping at his sides when you glanced back at him giggling from Luis’s comment.

“Hey Leon, we can stop here and take a break.” You gestured to the small empty cabin, no ganandos in sight to try and snatch up Ashley.

“Baby eagle will be safe.” You added on. In reality, you were so exhausted your legs were sore from all the sprinting you’d done.

“Alright.” His curt response was expected. Ashley pipped up by Leon’s side clutching his arm which made you a bit annoyed but you really had no reason to be since you were shamelessly flirting with Luis. But Leon didn’t care, did he?

She mumbled about how she hated that stupid code name she was given, like what even is baby eagle? Her grumbling made you roll your eyes, as Leon made her sit down on the chair in the creaky old cabin.

“Take this time to rest.” Ashley nodded at him, her heart eyes evident had you turning your back and shutting the door harshly. Leaning your shotgun against the stony moss covered wall you pulled off your fingerless gloves before stuffing them into your back pocket.

You hadn't heard the creak of the cabin door open and Leon make his way around to you. “Cleaning weapons without me? No fair.” you gave him a look before turning around and continuing cleaning your handgun with the now dirty rag.

“What's up with you? you and Luis were just having a party of a conversation before.”

That pissed you off. “And have you got a problem with that Agent Kennedy?” The surname basis made Leon flinch as he trapped you between his arms caging you between the cabin wall and himself.

“Why are you really pissed, Agent?”

“I don't know, maybe ask Ashley.” You shot back. Oh shit you dumbass.

“Oh? don't tell me you're jealous of the president's daughter's hospitality, don't be It's just the way she was brought up.” His hand inched its way towards your leg, you could smell the mint of his breath gently fanning over your startled face.

“I'd say you have a little crush on me.. no? Forcing It onto Luis to get back at me.” His free hand that wasn't holding his gun came in contact with the softness of your dirt caked skin. He wiped a streak of mud with his rough padded thumb from under your eyelid and you let out a small squeak.

“I bet you'd like it if I did this, wouldn't you.” You weren't even thinking straight as Leon pressed against you, slotting your mouth against his as you drank in his sweet lips. You muffled gasps and whines had him chuckling as he pulled back, a string of fated saliva still connected.

“Luis and Ashley are only behind this wall, maybe talking but they'll probably hear you if you make a sound.”

Your eyes widened when Leon unzipped your tactical pants in one swift motion, pulling them down to your mid thighs. Exposed and vulnerable to Leon's intentions he had a full view of your underwear that was collecting your wetness inside. He got you so wet it kind of scared you if he was going to see he would never let you live it down.

“Pink panties? that's so cute.” His cooing made you shiver, but you let him do as he pleased. His fingers dipped into the side of your underwear as he shamelessly stroked your bare cunt. The short gasp that you let out had him continuing. Latching his mouth onto yours again drinking in your cries of pleasure, as he shoved two of his fingers into your sopping mess of a pussy.

The thrusts were fast and you could hear the squelching of your cunt as Leon pumped his fingers inside of you. A third finger rubbed at your weeping clit, sending electric bolts of pleasure through your weakened body. Your watery eyes were rolling to the back of your skull, legs trembling like jelly as he literally forced your orgasm from you. You came on his fingers whimpering into his mouth, your pussy still clenching around his fingers as he pulled out.

“Open your mouth, know you'd love it, such a slut.” Leon tutted as you opened your mouth eagerly sucking on his fingers tasting yourself on them.

“Please Leon, need more.” Clenching your thighs together, as you stared up at his looming figure. His arrogant stare intimidated you as he grinned.

“Maybe if you don't go near Luis, you're still indebted to me. I think I deserve something for my efforts.”

And you were dropping to your knees before he could even ask.

[vypridae]

Velvette makes a playlist of theme songs for each overlord and plays it on the speakers whenever they show up for a meeting. Her favorite song for herself is that one that goes I don't need your opinion I do what I fucking want. Vox gets the Teletubbies theme played once by accident and no one ever lets him live it down...and instead of the usual half insulting half flirting songs one time she accidentally plays I love it when you call me Senorita for Carmilla who raises an eyebrow and speaks solely in Spanish to Velvette for the rest of the day while Velvette is just dying

SFDJKDFGJKAHFDG VELVETTE HAVING LIIKE A BUNCH OF PLAYLISTS FOR THE OVERLORDS IS ACTUALLY SO REAL

[romancefranaticstay]

Jealousy Jealousy

Felix x fem!reader

Category: angst, fluff

Just wanted to make a one-shot short story

Love you all!

xoxo

Rachel

(by the way, mine requests are open, so ask whatever you want!)

You were making your way at the grocery store, when you accidently bumped into someone. It was a boy, maybe a better word is a man. He was quit tall, black hair, plump lips, and actually very attractive. The man was very friendly and started a conversation with you. You two kinda clicked at first sight. You were laughing at his jokes and blushing at his compliments, not knewing Felix was just watching you two with rage.

You could say that Felix was your personal stalker, even tho you didn't know he was your personal stalker. He was someone clingy, who always hugged you, who you met almost everywhere you went. It never came to mind he might be following you all day long.

Felix was angry, ofcourse not at you. You were his little princess. He was mad at that man. He couldn't deny that he was very handsome, but you were his. He would never let you go, where you went, he would keep an eye to you.

When he saw that you two exchanged phone numbers, he tried to cover his eyes. He couldn't look at you both. He doesn't want to look ever at these kinds of moments. He had an idea. An idea that would change your perspective on him, that would change both of your lifes. In a good way ofcourse.

You were leaving the grocery store, walking towards you car. Loading everything in the back of your car and driving off. Felix knew where you lived, so following you wasn't the biggest case on this moment. He waited for 3 minutes, and than he started his car and drive off. He drove a little bit further from your living place, so he wouldn't be suspicious.

He texted you something first. Just so you could think about him, for the next last hours in your house.

-Sunshine-

<Heyy mon amor, how are you doing?>

You always found it kind off strange he called you mon amor, but it was Felix. What does it matter?

-Me-

<I am doing great sunny>

-Sunshine-

<Thats great to hear, goodnight senorita>

-Me-

<Hhahahha, goodnight sunny>

He knew there was a key, under a rock in your front garden. So it was easy to get in your house. Your house was very neat. He didn't even trip once. Luckily your stairs didn't make any sounds when you step on it. Silently he could reach your bedroomdoor.

There was still a light, so he decided to wait infront of you door. Suddenly you opened your door, but because your door opened to the right, you couldn't see him.

You went to the bathroom, to brush your teeth and do your skincare. Enough time for him to go towards you bedroom and hide under your bed. He was waiting for a while untill you came.

Maybe 30 minutes later you finally entered your bedroom again. You covered yourself with your cozy blankets. He could smell some of your rose body oil. You were scrolling a bit through instagram. Finally you did your lamp off and fell asleep.

He came out under your bed and stood for a moment still. He looked at you, how beautifull you looked. He wanted to touch you, he wanted to hug you and cuddle with you. He wanted to have you in his arms. But on this time he couldn't... yet.

He had a tissue with some smell on it, that smell could knock you off for some couple hours. He putted his hand on your cheek and whispered: First i've got to do this, honey.'

He putted the tissue on your nose, so you could smell everything and that it would be affective. He could see that it worked, because your arms felt more calmer and rested.

It didn't took him that long to bring you from your bedroom towards his car. He loved to have you in his arms. Your hair tickling his cheek. Your beautifull lips, everything was beautifull.

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You opened your eyes and yawned big. You looked around and your face went pale. This isn't mine bedroom, where am i?! What happend?! Did someone kidnap me?! You jumped out of the bed, but then Felix walked inside.

<You're up!>

<What... what am i doing here?!>

<Honey, relax>

<What-t>

<You heard me baby>

<Stop... calling me that>

<Why would i?>

<You know what, why am i in your bedroom?!>

<You never accepted mine love for you, Y/N.>

He walked closer to you, so close that your back bumped into the wall.

<What do you mean?>

<Y/N, i love you so much, but this is the only option for you to be mine>

<You are scaring me, Felix.>

<Don't be, baby>

<Can i leave, please?>

<Oh, no no no no, baby.>

<I want to leave.>

<I am afraid i cannot do that.>

<Let me go, Felix.>

He came closer, one hand he placed on the wall and the other on your cheek.

<I cannot let go off you Y/N.>

Your eyes started to tear up. His face went from serious to loveable.

<Don't cry, please, Y/N. I want you to be safe, with me, forever.>

He hugged you tightly, your tears felt on his blouse.

<Cry everything out, you are safe with me.>

You felt something in your heart. A sudden feeling when you looked at him. You saw something in him you never saw before. You actually felt safe with him.

He tilted your chin up. His eyes were shining, just like the sun. He brought his lips on your. The kiss was soft and gentle. His tongue slipping a bit in your mouth.

<I love you so much Y/N.>

Those words made your heart shrinck.

He leaded you on the bed and pinned you on the matress. He just kissed you full mouthed. Your hands were around his neck. You could feel every inch of him. Finally he seperated his lips. His arms went towards your waist and he hugged you tightly. You wrapped your arms around him, you could feel his heart beat. You could smell his parfume. You wanted to stay like this forever.

[bihanarms]

Chapter one : Unmasking love

let me warn you, as usual, that I'm just a basic french girl who can make mistakes in her english and spanish :( i apologize in advance, and please don't hesitate to correct me if needed~

After collaborating for several weeks, Luis and (y/n) had become familiar with each other, and a robust professional relationship had blossomed between them. However, he desired something more intimate with this "senorita," as he fondly called her, yet the head of the security team had never shown any interest in his advances. Nevertheless, our handsome searcher remained true to himself and did not give up on trying to charm her.

Fortunately for him, (y/n) was assigned to guard duty every time his search team had an important trip planned, which allowed them to meet frequently. Despite this, after weeks of working together, Luis had yet to catch a glimpse of (y/n)'s face without her helmet, which intrigued him immensely. He had imagined her in countless ways, from a cute blonde with pretty hazel eyes to a charming curly-haired brunette, and he had never seen her skin to guess its color... this mystery was driving him crazier every day.

One day, like any other day, while (y/n) was on guard duty in front of Luis's laboratory, he approached her and asked her once again to show him her face. Using his charming smile and voice as usual, he started « So, querida, I was wondering, as you know, once again... what do you look like under all this gear?" Although (y/n) had heard this many times before, she still replied calmly, "Sorry, Luis, but this information is classified as top secret, and besides, you're in the middle of work. Please stay focused." Despite this negative answer, the young man persisted, he approached her face even closer and started to whisper close to her ear, "Come on, cariña... just take it off for like.. 10 seconds, just for me? Not more."

Shivers ran through her entire body.

(y/n) took a deep breath, trying to hide whatever she was starting to feel at that moment, shook her head, and put a hand on his torso to move him back away from her. "Ask as much as you want, the answer will never change," she said.

Luis pouted. "Por favor? You're not very funny, you know that." (y/n) laughed under her mask and responded, "Oh, I'm very funny, but we're at work, and it seems like you have plenty of work to do, so get to it please, ah-hum sorry, por favor?"

Most of their workdays were spent like this, with Luis flirting with (y/n), showering her with compliments and Spanish nicknames. Although (y/n) appeared indifferent, his persistence made her smile inwardly. She had noticed that the man loved women, perhaps a little too much for her; She sometimes caught him in corridors talking flirtatiously to other female researchers, and (y/n) knew that she needed to stay cautious, besides the fact that she was at work and needed to stay professional.

girl, she was very far from knowing that that boy liked her in a way that was different from any other woman he had met before.

See, on his days off, Luis was always trying to find out more about the military girl but could not find anything interesting. However, he was not just curious about her appearance; he was also attracted to her personality. (y/n) was incredibly strong both physically and emotionally, from what he had seen, and that was something he admired very much. But the thing he liked the most was when she let her guard down, Luis could sometimes see glimpses of humor and sarcasm in their conversations, which surprised him in a good way. It was very rare for her, but it was still good to take, you know.

So despite all his curiosity about her appearance, Luis knew that the real attraction was the whole woman herself. He admired her strength, wit, and intelligence, and he was determined to win over her.

end of the chapter hope you LIKED IT. the rest will be out very soon. feel free to let me know if there’s anything wrong with the storyline or more. have a great day ~

[clairvoyantae]

Senorita • Kim Taehyung

➢ listen here

Pairing ➢ idol! Tae × f! reader

Summary ➢ Taehyung comes home after a long day of practice and sees Y/n singing along and dancing to Señorita by Shawn Mendes and Camilla Cabello

Warnings ➢ Smüt, making out, cussing, teasing, unprotected sex, oral sex (m. recieving), fingering, mentions of 'loverboy', reader's obsession with music (is this a warning?idk), reader is unaware of her surroundings

Word Count • 1.7k words

Author ~ I had this idea randomly so I decided to make this my first fic! Sorry if there are any spelling or grammatical mistakes as english is not my first language

"That's it for today guys. Thank you for you hardwork" a staff member said as the guys sighed in relief. They had been practicing for a long time today because of BTS' upcoming projects and they couldn't wait to go to their homes. "Finally. I am so tired" Seokjin said and streched "Yeah me too. I can't wait to go home and sleep" Yoongi said yawning and rubbed his neck out of pain. Taehyung was about to say something when Jungkook cut him in between "Let me guess our loverboy wants to go home to his girl" Jungkook said smirking and raising an eyebrow at Taehyung. The others joined in on the teasing too. Ever since Taehyung started dating Y/n the others started teasing him by calling him 'loverboy' but he didn't mind because he was a loverboy. Especially when it came to Y/n and the others loved to tease him about it. "Enough with the teasing guys. I think we should head home because after all that practice we smell so bad" Namjoon said and Taehyung couldn't thank him more because he wasn't in the mood of teasing today. He took this as his cue to leave "Yes hyung. We smell too bad. I'll leave now bye" Taehyung said waving everyone else good bye and headed home.

"Jagiya I am home" Taehyung said but he didn't get any response from Y/n. He used his keys to unlock the door and get inside the house. "Jagiya? Y/n? Baby?" he called out but didn't get any answer from you but then he heard your angelic voice. He followed the voice and it was coming from the kitchen so he went in the kitchen there Y/n was, headphones on, singing, dancing and to the song you were listening. It was señorita. You had told Taehyung that loved that song alot so it wasn't really a surprise that you would be vibing to it and besides Taehyung had seen you vibe to songs when you worked but today he didn't know what was going on. He wanted you so badly. But why was that? Was it because of his tiredness? This was totally normal for Y/n to vibe like this but what was wrong with him today? Why did he want you so badly? His mind kept repeating these questions in hope to find answer for atleast one but that didn't happen. He rested his head on his fingers trying to process everything going on but he couldn't. It felt like his mind had went blank. There was only one thought in his mind which was how badly he wanted Y/n. His lustful eyes were looking at Y/n and only Y/n. At that moment it him felt like there wasn't anything else in this world besides Y/n "Fuck Y/n. Baby what are you doing to me?" He said throwing his head back. Then there was Y/n. You didn't even spare him a glance because you were lost in the song. That frustrated Taehyung even more. He knew how badly you got lost in music and didn't mind but it was driving him crazy today because of how needy he was for you. He was thinking of something so that his presence could be known to you and he smirked when he had came up with the perfect plan.

You were so lost in music that you forgot about everything else. You were vibing along to the song señorita, which was your current favourite. You were lost in the song to the level that you didn't even notice what was happening around you. You were working, singing along and dancing when you felt a pair of arms on her waist and a pair of lips on your neck. You knew that it was her boyfriend, Taehyung. "Fuck" you moaned and threw your head back on Taehyung's shoulder. He got off her head from his shoulder and took off your headphones throwing them somewhere while his lips still continued their torture on your neck. "I was looking at you for so long and you didn't even care to spare me a glance darling. Hmm?" He hummed against your neck which sent shivers down your spine "Fuck. Taehyung" Y/n cursed and Taehyung smirked against your neck. He knew the effect that he had on you and he absolutely loved it when he made you insane everytime he fucked you or even kissed you and he loved it. Finally Taehyung's lips left Y/n's neck after he had made sure that he had left a mark on there. "Turn around." he said and you obliged knowing that there will be consequences if you didn't. As soon as you did he smashed his lips on yours. You could feel his hardening member which made you moan. Taehyung took this opportunity and slid his tongue inside your mouth. Your hands were busy grasping on Taehyung's hair and meanwhile Taehyung's fingers were making circles around your body which made you moan even more. He pulled her closer to deepen the kiss. After making out for a while you tapped Taehyung's shoulder signalling that you were out of breath and Taehyung quickly broke the kiss. "Let's go to the bedroom" Taehyung said and smirked "Sure. Let's go" you said. "Jump" he said and you jumped and wrapped your hands around his neck and your legs around his waist and he carried you to your shared bedroom.

After you both were in your bedroom Taehyung threw you on the bed and started kissing you. After a few minutes you both broke the kiss and Taehyung took off his shirt and your pair of shorts off from your body. "You stole my shirt again?" Taehyung asked "It is more comfortable than mine" you said with a cute pout "You look cute but I am not changing my mind" he said "Did I say that you should?" you asked "No" he said "Then? Now please can we continue?" you asked "Of course" he said with a smirk. "I think you know what to do" he said and you nodded "Words baby" he said "Yes I do" you said "Then what are we waiting for?" he said and walked to the couch that was in your bedroom. "Fuck" he cursed and groaned as you sucked the fat tip of his cock while moving your hands up and down the rest. His hand gripped your hair to push it even more deeper which made you gag and tears came out from your eyes. "Shit. You are so fucking good." you detached your mouth from his cock and moaned. You took him in again but this time you took his every inch until your nose touched his pubic bone. His moans and vulnerable state were making you insane. You sucked on him greedily and even more faster than before which made him moan even more. His moans were like music to your ears. Meanwhile Taehyung was going insane of the way you were sucking his cock, the sight of your face filled with his cock and tears streaming down your face made him even more insane "Fuck baby shit" he moaned twitching indicating that he was close. As soon as you felt him twitching you made your movements faster than before which made him curse and grasp you hair even more tightly. After a few minutes, he came and you swallowed every last drop making sure that nothing is left. "Fuck. You look so fucking hot like this." he said "Like what?" you asked "A fucking mess, in your sexy underwear and your face covered in my cum" he said and moaned making you blush. "Now my turn" he said and took you to the bed. As soon as you were on the bed he took off your bra and started sucking on one of your nipples while kneading your other breast which made you moan uncontrollably he kept doing this switching on them until he felt satisfied. Now he threw your panties somewhere in the room but you didn't seem to care. You wanted him right now and that was the only thing in your mind. "Damn. I didn't even do anything to you and you are this fucking wet" he said smirking and collecting your wetness and rubbing it on your pussy. He then thrusted his three fingers inside you in one go which made you moan "Fuck" you cursed "You like it baby?" he asked and you nodded "How many times do I have to tell you? Words baby words" he said "Yes yes I love it" you said and he smirked because of how desperate you sounded and you hated it. "I-i am close" you said trying to form words and he fastened his pace. Soon you came undone all over his fingers and your bed. "Please I want you" you said not caring how desperate you sounded "But I am already yours baby" he said and smirked "Don't joke around. I want you please" you said "What do you want baby?" he asked smirking at your desperate state. "Your cock" you said "Then beg for it" he said smirking once again "Please can I have your cock" you said with the most innocent eyes "Fuck. Such a good girl I have" he said spread your legs wide positioning his cock at your entrance. "Shit you are so fucking tight" he groaned and gave you time to adjust him in. He then started thrusting into you gently "Tell if you want me to be fast hmm" he hummed "Faster" you said and he gladly obliged and started thrusting into you at an inhumane pace which made you moan uncontrollably. "Fuck. I am gonna cum" you said, your words barely making sense. "You better not unless I say so" he said. You kept clenching and unclenching his cock which made him moan "Baby keep doing this I am about to cum. Fuck." he said and came inside you after sometime. "Cum" he said and you came undone with a lot of force covering him and the bed in your cum.

"Darling. You made a mess" he said whining and you pouted mumbling a sorry making him chuckle which was so hot. "You are gonna be the death of me baby. I love you" he said and took his cock out of you pecking your lips "I love you too" you said and he pecked your lips once again and picked you up in bridal style "Let's clean ourselves first then we will see about the mess that you made." he said and took you towards the bathroom.

[abysseung]

SENORITA — l. jy.

SYNOPSIS The hotel you work at isn’t the best. You wish to quit, so you won’t have to hear your manager yelling at you all the time. You could easily quit the job. But what’s stopping you from leaving? The bellboy you work with. You swear the day you started working there, you fell in love with that one bellboy. But after one fake date with him, you may want him to call you another name.

PAIRING bellboy!juyeon x fem!server!reader

GENRE fluff, crack, friends to lovers, fake dating au

WARNINGS profanity, gossiping, nicknames (love & senorita), a lot of pda (public display of affection), mentions of a threat

NOTE THIS FANFICTION IS PURE FICTION, ALL THE IDOLS MENTIONED IN THIS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THEIR ACTUAL LIFE. THIS IS A NON-IDOL ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE.

AUTHORS NOTE my first oneshot, im so glad i was able to finish it (considering i NEVER finish my oneshots) happy bday to juyo and i hope you’ll all enjoy this ^^

☆ playlist — «love you so call me senorita»

WORD COUNT 4.4k

You could say you don’t like your job. You enjoy being a waitress, you just wish you didn’t work at a hotel. You would hear your manager yelling at you or your co-workers every day. At this point, you’ve gotten used to her voice. Every time you’d stumble upon her in the hallways, you would swiftly walk the opposite way. You hate your boss to guts—sometimes you wish for her to stumble on a rock or step on one of her son's legos. Either way, you wish her poor luck. You could easily resign from working at the hotel.

You’ve seen multiple of your co-workers leave because of your shitty boss. You’ve tried so hard to send a resignation letter but every time you’d try to fill one out, there’s this burden inside you that makes you not want to quit. You’ve forced yourself to quit but you were never able. You asked yourself why you weren’t able to quit. You soon acknowledged it was because you didn’t want to leave something. You could say you didn’t want to leave someone. Who is this certain individual?

Lee Juyeon.

Juyeon is this bellboy that works with you. You could say you’re friends with him but you only spoke a few times. You had short conversations with him but you weren’t able to have a full one with him. You constantly saw him at the hotel but never anywhere else. You enjoyed being around him so you told yourself to stay at the hotel so that you could see him. Maybe he saw you as a companion, but you saw him as a crush. You never liked someone as much as you adored Juyeon. You weren’t sure how you began to like him. Possibly it was because of the way he spoke to you.

“You don’t need men, just quit already!” Yoon mentioned as you two were wiping the tables. Yoon was the only person you told about your tremendous fixation on Juyeon, yet she has some sort of grudge against him.

“Yeah I don’t need men, I need Juyeon,”

“You don’t need him, there’s plenty of other guys just like him,”

“You don’t understand me,” you stopped wiping the tables to chat with Yoon properly, “Juyeon is… Juyeon.”

“And what’s so unique about him?” She plopped the towel and sat on the table next to you.

“It’s just… There's something about him that causes my heart to flutter. Every moment he smiles at me when we encounter each other in the hallways, it drives me to feel vulnerable,”

“I gagged a bit but cute, I guess,” Yoon admitted. You rolled your eyes and told her to get off the table. You checked the time and it was already time for you to clock out.

“I’m going to go, see you at school Yoon,” you quickly left Yoon to go grab your stuff. You held your bag and departed the hotel. The atmosphere was dim and you could only glance at a few cars parked. You weren’t confident if you could walk home contemplating how dark it was outside.

“It’s pretty dark out, not safe to walk home,” a familiar voice spoke.

“Hey Juyeon,” you turned around to notice Juyeon playing with his car keys.

“Want a ride?” You weren’t sure if you wanted Juyeon to bring you home. He wasn’t a dangerous person, you simply felt awkward around him. But he was right, it was somewhat risky to go walking at night alone. You couldn’t say anything so you nodded.

He ushered you to his car and suggested you sit in the front—since the rear seats were filled with his belongings. When you entered, you weren’t surprised to see everything so neat. You could feel your heart racing so you examined everywhere but him. The first few minutes of the car ride were a bit awkward. You two never spoke a word and you could only hear music coming from the radio. He broke that stillness when he asked you a question that caught you off guard.

“Will you be my girlfriend?” he uttered. You were speechless, you couldn’t say anything. Out of the blue? You, his girlfriend? You spoke up and managed to say a few words,

“I’m sorry?” You were perplexed as to why he told you that.

“Oh, I didn’t get to clarify the wedding part,” he cleared up his throat, “I’m attending a marriage in a few days, my mother’s wedding. She anticipates me bringing my girlfriend except... She broke up with me about a month ago. I haven’t informed her about the news and I plan on telling her on the day of her wedding. I solely need you to pretend to be my new girlfriend for the wedding, that’s it.'' He was mum after.

You were trying to process what the hell he was saying. Could you help? Maybe a day with your crush wouldn’t be so bad.

“Alright,” you looked at him and made eye contact only for you to get redden.

“Really?” you nodded.

“Just tell me the details about the wedding,” He smiled at you so sincerely—something you’ve never seen before.

“You didn’t respond to my calls or texts last night,” Yoon grumbled on your locker, “Where did you go last night?”

“Home?” you answered her with disarray. She scoffed at your response and laughed it off.

“Then why did I witness you enter Juyeon’s car?” In all honesty, you wish you could tell Yoon what occurred, but she would think you’re hiding something from her—which you are. You weren’t convinced you could tell the truth or deny it; she was waiting for a response.

“Because he was nice enough to take me home,”

“Yeah, his home.”

“He brought me to my place, he never did anything to me.” Well, he never did anything wrong to you. All he did was ask you to be his girlfriend—that’s not bad, right?

You nervously smiled at her. You weren’t in the mood to tell her the whole fake relationship. You could tell her that you’re dating him but she would start becoming suspicious about it.

She raised an eyebrow and replied with “Okay…” and fled for class.

You sighed in relief, you had to tell Yoon about it. Before leaving for class, you received a text from Juyeon.

Juyeon: wanna go on a date after school?

Juyeon: to get prepared for the wedding next week

Of course, he was going to say that, you understood he saw you as a friend. It wouldn’t be normal for friends to go on a date—you just wish you were more than friends.

Y/N: ofc, you can choose the place

Juyeon: :)

You head straight to class and make an effort to forget about Juyeon.

The day went by so fast, it was already the end of your last class and you were relieved to go home. You went to your locker to grab your stuff and left quickly. As you walked towards the exit of your school, people would gaze at you and then gossip about you. It was normal to be talked about by your peers but the more you walked, the more they kept staring at you. It wasn’t ordinary and you knew something was going on.

“Aren’t you supposed to be going to the parking lot?” Yoon arose to you. You were confused about why you had to go to the parking lot. You don’t drive and your family doesn’t bother to pick you up, so why did you have to go?

“This is my way to go home,” you smiled and ignored her.

“Mr. Bellboy is waiting for you outside!” she shouted. You halted, remembering the date. You had completely forgotten that you had a date with Juyeon.

You ran to the opposite side of the school—where the parking lot was. You were lucky you were pretty fast, you felt bad for nearly ditching Juyeon. If it wasn’t him that asked you out, you would ditch them. You reached the parking lot and saw that same car from yesterday, except Juyeon, was waiting outside of it. His attire was a bit formal and here you were stuck in your school uniform. He grinned and waved at you. You quickly made your way to his car, to avoid the glares from fellow students.

He entered the car with you and noticed how gloomy you looked, “What’s wrong?”

You sighed and shook it off. You didn’t feel like telling him that there were a bunch of students talking shit about you for going on a date with a super hot guy, so you told him it was schoolwork.

Instead of ignoring you and driving off to your destination, he held his arms out—gesturing for a hug. His gesture confused you a little, was he reaching out for something or did he want a hug? You found it sweet how he was kind enough for a hug, knowing that you didn’t want to vent your problem to him. In return, you accepted his hug. It was a soft and sincere one. You could sense other making stares at you but you didn’t mind at all. With Juyeon, it felt different. Although you two weren’t close, you were already comforted. You two were awkward after that hug and Juyeon was quick to apologize for it.

“I know a great place to go, not sure if you’ll like it,” he smiled.

“I’ll like it regardless of the place, as long as I'm with you,” you uttered out of nowhere—not realising what you said. It took you a while to realise which got you flustered.

“Just drive,” you muttered. He eventually loosened himself and drove.

The destination wasn’t too far but you weren’t familiar with the street. He took you to a fancy-looking restaurant, you weren’t sure if it was expensive judging by the outside. He got out of the car and opened your door, only to see him stretching out his hand for yours.

“When we walk in, I want you to always hold my hand,” you clasped his hand and vacated the car. You two entered the restaurant, just as you said about the exterior. The inside was more grandiloquent than the outside. The hostess welcomed the two of you and ushered you to a table. You sat down and remembered that your hands were interlaced with Juyeon’s. You were quick to let go and he apologised. Seriously, when will this man stop apologising? He sat down and faced you.

He spoke up, “I used to go here all the time with my ex, that’s why some of the employees look confused when they saw us enter,” you nodded.

“Do you know why I asked you to go on a date with me?”

“Not at all…” you admitted.

“I want you to learn more about me,” he tilted his head, “Since you are meeting my mother for the first time. My ex has only met her once and she kinda brought her to flames. I’m hoping you’ll have a better attitude with my mother,” you nodded.

You clasped your hands together and stared at Juyeon, “So, how old are you?”

“I’m 17,” he replied. You were surprised by his response, you expected him to be a lot older.

“What high school do you go to?”

“I dropped out. Ever since my mom moved in with her fiance, I had to help my little brother. So I started to work more hours to take care of him.”

You nodded, “How old is your brother?”

“He’s turning 13 in a few weeks.”

“Is working at the hotel your only job?”

“No, I work at an arcade but most of my shifts are at the hotel.”

“How old are you?” he asked.

“Aren’t I supposed to be the one who’s asking?”

“If we’re having a fake relationship, I have to get to know you as well,” you sighed.

“I’m 16. I have an older sister and younger brother—which makes me the middle child—and I don’t work at other places other than the hotel. Also, I’ve never had a boyfriend before.”

“Well today is your fortunate day, you get a boyfriend now,” he chuckled.

The date was longer than you expected. You were able to exchange interests and have a few laughs. You didn’t even acknowledge it was already late and that your parents were presumably waiting for you. Luckily, Juyeon was able to give you a ride home. Your place was pretty close to the restaurant and you could already see your dad waiting for you near the window.

“I really enjoyed this date, thank you for today,” you beamed at Juyeon.

“I’m glad we both enjoyed it,” you two were silent after and you didn’t leave yet. The distance between both of your faces was too close. You shut your eyes and he leaned in closer to kiss your cheek. You blinked open, realizing that he didn’t kiss you on the lips.

“Erm. Good night, Juyeon,” you stammered and quickly departed. You sprinted to your house merely to notice the front door open, with your dad standing there. You went inside without greeting him or taking off your shoes. You immediately ran to your room and locked yourself in there. Sitting down next to your door, you hear three knocks.

“You know I don’t care what you do with your life but you never informed me you had a boyfriend,” your dad spoke up.

“It wasn’t necessary to tell you about my relationship,” you proclaimed.

“What if I don’t like how he’s behaving toward you?”

“He treats me well, now good night,” you got up and laid down.

That night, you couldn’t nap—all you were thinking about was Juyeon. What you didn’t know was that Juyeon too was pondering about you.

You woke up to a sound. Not your alarm ringing but a thud. Usually, you would never hear your surroundings, but this sudden noise woke you up. You got up and scanned around your room. Nothing suspicious. Normally you’d get up after you arise. You felt quite exhausted from yesterday. But it’s no problem, you could sleep easily; after all, it is Saturday. But you felt bothered, not sure why. There was no danger to sense, it was just a bother.

You went back to bed and try to ignore whatever was bothering you. Seconds later after you closed your eyes, you could smell something. Not the breakfast your siblings were making, but the scent of a particular perfume. Tropical-scented perfume. The smell of tropical fruits woke you up; it wasn’t just the smell, but moreover the person who was wearing it.

“If you’re going to hide in my room, don’t wear the perfume I gifted you,” you declared. A few seconds later, a familiar friend appeared in front of you.

“Are you aware of the time right now?” Yoon asked.

“No,” you rubbed your eyes and got up, “Why would I care?”

“We have a shift today, at eight,” she looked at the clock and back to you, “right now, it’s half an hour before eight.” Yoon pulled you and took you to the bathroom.

“Your future boyfriend is waiting for us,” she yelled as she closed the door and left.

“What boyfriend are you talking about?!” you scoffed.

It took you a while to get ready but luckily you managed to arrive at the hotel before nine. Yoon wasn’t kidding when she said Juyeon was waiting for you. He wasn’t at his usual spot, rather much, sitting alone at the restaurant you're working at. He caught sight of you and waved at you.

“Go to him!” Yoon pushed you towards Juyeon. You walked to his table and sat down. Gazing at him, who was smiling so innocently.

“We’re quite fortunate aren't we?” he whispered and tilted his head. The only luck you can contemplate is the fact that you can date the one guy you desire.

“How come?” you questioned. He slid a white card to you. It was the wedding invitation. You picked it up and slowly opened it.

Tuesday, February 26, 2019. 8 PM.

“What’s so lucky about a wedding on a school night?”

“Look at the location,” you looked down at the card and saw where the marriage was held. It was none other than the hotel you and Juyeon were working at. You’ve seen many weddings at the hotel and to be truthful, you weren’t so pleased about it. Considering you were a waitress for the hotel’s restaurant, you had to work for countless hours. What’s even worse about this wedding is that you were indirectly invited. You prayed not to have a shift on this specific date.

“Don’t worry, I requested for us not to have a shift on that day. Surprisingly, we never had a shift on the day of the wedding.” You sighed in relief. You stood up from your chair and suggested he start working.

This weekend working at the hotel felt awfully different. Not because your manager is unexpectedly quiet but the way Juyeon had been treating you. He would constantly make conversations with you whenever you two would encounter each other. Occasionally on his break, he’d go to the restaurant for a quick snack when in reality, he wants to see you.

Recall when he said to always hold his hand when you two went to that restaurant. Undoubtedly, he would sneakily clasp your hand when you would get interested in your discussions. Even after your shift was over, he’d take you to the most spontaneous places.

Once he called you ‘love’ on accident and got you flustered; so he kept calling you that. You found it cute how he was acting like an actual boyfriend. You weren’t the only person that noticed how different he was behaving. Yoon too noticed it.

“Isn’t it odd how Juyeon is such a flirt for you?” Yoon questioned.

“I’ve noticed it as well,” you tried to ignore Yoon as you two were walking down the hallways.

“Why are you playing along? He could be doing some devious trick on you,”

“Well…Maybe we’re just on good terms, that’s all,” maintaining to disregard her on your way to class.

“Good terms?” she questioned. She was silent for a while when you both entered the classroom. Sitting at your usual spots, Yoon was guessing what you meant by ‘good terms’. Then it suddenly hit her.

“You’re dating Juyeon?!” she yelled out, having some classmates turn their heads to peek at the two of you.

Before you could answer, you were saved by the bell—hoping Yoon would forget about your discussion.

As you two were doing work, Yoon would occasionally interrogate you. She’d ask questions such as “Are you really dating him?” or “How come you never told me?” From time to time, you’d ignore her and tell her to concentrate on the work. But even after class, she’d never stop bothering you. During lunch, she’d mention your relationship to your other friends—which makes it ominous because they’d question you as well. When school ended, she expected you to go home alone but you headed toward the parking lot. She followed you and assumed Juyeon would be waiting for you. But she was wrong, he wasn’t there at all.

“Where’s Juyeon?” she asked.

“Why are you so curious about him? Didn’t you despise him a week ago?” on your way to leave school while Yoon follows you.

“Why are you close with him then?”

“As I said, we��re on good terms, that’s all.”

“What do good terms even mean?”

“Haven’t I already said enough,” You didn’t want to tell Yoon that she was right about your relationship but you also didn’t want to say that it was all a hoax. She wasn’t sure why you kept scrolling downtown. It wasn’t near the hotel or your home.

“Where are you going?” Yoon interrogated.

“A restaurant,” saying that right on time when you appeared in front of it, “this one.” It was the same restaurant you went to on your date with Juyeon. You remember Juyeon asked you to meet him at the same restaurant after school.

Yoon’s eyes went wide, “You can afford to eat here?”

“Who said I was paying?” you scoffed. You two entered the building and recognized that same hostess at the front. The place was full but luckily Juyeon made a reservation for you.

“Ah I’m sorry but we are very packed,” the hostess apologised.

“Oh, don’t worry, I have a reservation,” you reassured the hostess.

“Name?” You looked back to Yoon then glanced at the hostess, “Lee Juyeon.”

The hostess smiled and led you to where Juyeon was sitting. It was the same table where you and Juyeon had your first date. His head facing down, Juyeon didn’t notice you until you sat down. He looked up and saw Yoon standing next to you.

“Look who tagged along,” he chuckled.

“She followed m–,”

“What funny business do you have with my friend?” Interrupted by Yoon.

“It's evident, she’s my girlfriend,” Yoon was bewildered by his response. She wasn’t confident about how she felt about it. Last week she saw you pondering—wishing you were dating him—and now you’re here, holding his hand.

“I-I see…”, she stuttered, “Enjoy your date, have fun Y/N!” She quickly left the restaurant, trying to ignore the idea of you and Juyeon together. You two laughed it off and started conversations about yourselves.

Tuesday, February 26, 2019. 6 PM.

You stood in your room thinking about what to wear. Two hours before the wedding and you still weren’t prepared. Yoon was rummaging through your closet to find proper clothing but she was competent to find a few. She revealed a brown silk dress with short sleeves and a lavender long-sleeved dress.

“Does the wedding have a theme?” Yoon asked.

“Something about blue,”

“Do you detest blue? ‘Cause, I don’t notice any formal attire with any blue,” You grumbled, trying to think whether you should go out to buy a dress according to the theme or loot one from your mom’s closet.

“Wait! I see something blue!” Yoon pulled out a navy blue dress, “Found it deep down in your closet.”

“Oh, that gown. My mother gifted it to me. She said to wear it on a romantic night with your first love because she wore it when she had her first kiss with my dad.”

“That’s so cute. You should wear it!”

“I can’t, the wedding is about Juyeon’s mom and not me.”

“Your point is?”

“It’s not an idealistic night for me,”

“It is. Weddings revolve around love and considering you’re going with Juyeon—with him being your first love—it’s a romantic night.”

You were reluctant to wear the dress. It had a profound meaning yet it looked so simple. Yoon was right, it is a romantic night. You had less than two hours to arrive at the wedding and there wasn’t time to purchase or steal.

Tuesday, February 26, 2019. 7 PM.

You appeared at the hotel—wearing the dress Yoon suggested you wear—with Juyeon by your side, who was wearing a navy blue tuxedo as well. There were a ton of visitors and it felt uncommon to be attending it—especially at the place you work at. A fellow co-worker greeted you two and directed you to a table. It was a bit near the front but quite distant from other tables. As you two sat down, there were a few families of Juyeon greeting the both of you. You felt a bit ashamed to be called ‘Juyeon’s second girlfriend’ but you didn’t seem to care at all; after all, you two weren’t a real couple. You were able to meet a lot of his relatives—young and old ones. Juyeon introduced you to his little brother, Wonjun, who you found adorable.

Minutes after waiting for the wedding to start, you recognized a familiar face. The person caught you staring at them and went up to you.

“Y/N my little Senorita! It’s so nice to see you,” Your aunt greeted you, “And who is this handsome man you brought today?”

“Actually auntie Jihyo, this is the bride’s son and my boyfriend, Juyeon,” You introduced her to Juyeon, “He invited me. What brings you here?”

“I’m the bride’s co-worker. She’s told me about him so it’s a pleasure to meet you,” she shook his hand and whispered to him, “If you break my Senorita’s heart, count your days,” your aunt let out. She hugged you and left.

Juyeon chuckled, “That’s a cute nickname, Senorita. Where’d she get it from?”

“It was the name of my favourite song,” you giggled awkwardly.

The officiating minister appeared and it was time for the wedding.

As the wedding finished, you were able to meet Juyeon’s mother.

“Juyeon, it’s nice to see you. I’m so glad you attended,” his mother hugged him and turned to you, “Hello Yuna, it’s nice to see you again,” she stopped smiling at the sight of you.

“Mother this isn’t Yuna, this is Y/N. Yuna ended our relationship,”

His mom nodded, “It’s lovely to meet you Y/N, welcome to the family!”

You got along with Juyeon’s mother easily. Every time you speak, you always manage to make her smile and laugh. She told you a lot about Juyeon and quite exaggerated information.

“Juyeon had such a cute butt when he was a baby,” you two giggled while Juyeon groaned at the fact that his mom was informing you of embarrassing knowledge about him.

You eventually got her number to call her if Juyeon ever misbehaves. She left to interact with the other guests.

Hours after the wedding ended and you found Juyeon holding you, swaying to the melody. Your heart was beating fast, you were this close to Juyeon. In addition, your favourite song began playing and he brought you closer to him—still holding your waist.

He whispered, “I think I’m in love with you,”

“Pardon?” startled by his statement and confused if he meant it.

“I’m in love with you, Y/N,” he spoke up. You were silent and he was worried that he was getting rejected.

You spoke up, “I love you too, Lee Juyeon,” bringing his face closer to yours. You kissed him. He felt like a dream, a dream in which you never wanted to wake up.

“So, when’s our next wedding, Senorita?”

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[femmeidiot]

tell us why Camilla cabello sucks, lay it out, give us the rant

shsiejejed idk if yall really want me to delve that deeply into this but I shall as requested lmao. Well alright umm idk where I should start with this. Okay so you see when she was in fifth harmony everyone very much treated her as the front person she got the most solos and shit and she would do these annoying ass goat sounding runs over everyone else and for the entire first fifth harmony album you could barely even hear Lauren sing at all she hardly got any parts but that's not wherein lies the issue really. It was obvious Camila just kinda wanted to leave the group and break off and go solo and she literally like recorded a duet with Shawn mendes without even like telling the rest of the group and and when she left the group they found out like shortly before she announced it.

but again that's not even the worst of it her fans are and we're so annoying and terrible and anti-black and so so so so mean to normani who was like carrying the group lets be real. At one point I think primarily in 7/27 era Camila's fans were bullying normani so bad they were sending her racial slurs and photoshopping picture of her onto lynchings. Normani has talked about how bad this online bullying was and how it hurt her so deeply because how could it not? Like camilas fans were upset because normani like spoke over Camila in an interview or something stupid as fuck but Camila got like all the speaking time and most of the singing time and ugh. Anyway the only thing Camila ever said about this bullying was like "fans of mine shouldn't bully anyone" like girl it's past bullying it's fully racist harassment and you don't even care.

also Camila is literally boring as fuck her music is bad her voice is annoying she is not talented at writing or literally anything else I hate her I so much I will never forgive her and I know she doesn't control what other people do in her defense but she did nothing to really discourage it. It took 17 co-writers to write "I love it when you call me senorita" I hope her career crashes and burns anyway normani's album comes out June 14th stream dopamine.

[http-paprika]

Peppers / Alejandro Vargas

pairing alejandro vargas x female!reader / wc 905 / warnings allusions to suggestive content, definitely not a healthy relationship, they talk shit to each other.

summery all he was supposed to be doing was clearing his head, but alejandro ends up getting more than he asked for when an old flame returns to las almas.

notes third poll fanfiction, and second fanfic of the day, done. also, there's no use of y/n and the female insert is from las almas so she's mexican. i threw in a bit of spanish words, but in reality their entire conversations are in spanish, i just wanted to highlight key phrases. also, shout of to sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band which was the music i listened to whilst i wrote this.

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The summer sun beat hot against his head as Alejandro slipped through the busy street, ignoring the shouting street vendors, savoring the smell of food cooking along the street. He kept his gaze down, head low to avoid unnecessary conflicts. He was a man with a reputation in his hometown, hated, loved, indifferent. And all Alejandro wanted, was to enjoy his momentary solitude before he’d have to return to the base and continue to tirelessly work, following wasteful leads in search of El Sin Nombre, Valeria, who had disappeared from Las Almas. But her power, influence, and drugs still funneled into his town, and rumors had begun to bubble up that she had found an heir to take up her place in Las Almas. The thought made him boil with frustration and rage, and he needed to focus on moving his feet forward instead of thinking about her.

Looking up from the stones under his feet, another woman catches his eye as he stands on the edge of the busy square, a familiar beautiful face, with a smile and dazzling eyes that even meters away caused Alejandro to stop in his tracks. A haunting phantom who’d left Las Almas years before, a girl he thought he’d never face again. His flaw, his undoing. She still shone brightly like a star as he watched her gossip quickly with the owner of the stall she was standing in front of. As if his body had turned into lead, Alejandro couldn’t get away quick enough, heat rising in his cheeks as she turned and spotted him trying to break away, gazing at him from under those dark lashes. She stood there like a magnet, pulling him in against his will, she’d only grown more alluring since she’d left, with a figure his hands ached to touch and lips he unnervingly wished to kiss. Death disguised as the prettiest woman in all of Mexico. 

“Senorita, welcome back to Las Almas.” Alejandro forced himself to stay curt, holding his tongue back from saying what he thought. She placed her hands on her hips, taking him in now that he stood there in front of her. “Little early for Dia de las Muertos, don’t you think?” 

“Very funny, Alejandro.” She responded, rolling her eyes and making his throat dry up. He felt foolish to think she would’ve called him by the name she’d given him years before, though he was surprised she acknowledged him at all. Considering their violent, colossal past, Alejandro expected her to maim him there on the street for everyone to see. “I see you haven’t changed since I left.” 

“Can’t say that you have either.” He says, a devious smirk painted her face as she turned back to the street vendor and paid for the fresh produce she’d picked out. He eyed the assortment of peppers and greens, clicking his tongue. “So, the cat finally dragged the rat back in?” 

Her eyes flickered briefly with anger but ignored his remark even if she knew she’d have to give him a response eventually. “I grew bored of the South. The men there were worse than dogs.” 

Alejandro scoffs but finds himself following her through the street market, under the colorful banners, and past the church. “Because you’re so much better? El serpiente. You and the rest of your team.” 

“Do you plan on spending the rest of your life harassing me over that, Alejandro? Because it wasn’t that big of a deal, and it’s sad to see you losing your mind that.” She rolls her eyes, her knuckles grazing his from how close the two were. It was intoxicating for him to walk so close to her, like the richest alcohol that he’d ever tasted. She’d left him wasted before, and Alejandro knew if he gave her the chance, she’d do it again, sinking her teeth and nails into him. 

“I’m not losing my mind–” He says through gritted teeth, realizing that his reactions were just feeding her ego. Alejandro could see it swelling up inside of her, eyes burning with hunger, waiting for him to burst. 

“Then why are you following me to my home? Don’t you have a job to do? Shouldn’t you be off playing vaqueros?” She’d always had a talent for taunting, a feverish desire to watch people squirm and shout. It plagued him, causing poison to seep into his veins, and with folly, Alejandro didn’t fight back. They stopped on the uneven steps, in front of a blue house with veins clinging to the walls. Unknowingly, he’d followed her back to her home, just like he used to in the barracks when he was younger. He could already hear the scoldings he’d received from his second command and ignored the internal sirens and alarms as she unlocked the door. 

“I have time to kill.” Those five simple words did him in, an old passion heating his insides and bubbling in his stomach. A wiser man would’ve left, and never given her a second thought. But he disregarded all logic and followed her inside, locking the door behind. His mouth began to water as he watched her in the dim light, she put her things down, kicking off her shoes as Alejandro closed the gap between them, hands finding solace on her hips and his mouth crashing down against hers. She tasted just like he remembered, sweet and spicy just like fresh peppers.

[sanaxo-o]

Assign your moots bollywood songs and why?

Stop I love this so much 🥺😭. I haven’t been listening to Bollywood music much nowadays so this is totally on my old knowledge since idk any new songs.

@sohnric : Hey Ya! From the movie Karthik calling Karthik

This is totally because bar just genuinely radiates the kind of energy where you stop whatever you’re doing and just stare at her once she walks in the room.

@from-izzy : Haule Haule From the movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi

Hmm so basically to sum it up Izz is someone who will make you feel comfortable in an instant even when you just started talking with her. That’s just how she is tbh and I love the vibes of this song so much 🥺

Bonus I assign Chammak Challo from the movie Ra.One to @from-izzy because I can and I will 🥰🫶🏻

@kimsohn : What Jhumka? From the movie Rocky aur Rani Kii prem kahani

I think this is self explanatory. Shru and me had talked about pretty jhumkas and what not when it comes to Indian culture. I totally think of Shru when I listen to What Jhumka now 🥺.

@winterchimez : Love You Zindagi from the movie Dear Zindagi

At first I was planning on giving Cham Cham to Als but then when I remembered the song love you zindagi I knew it was for ally because to be fair 1. She was one of the first moots I got close with 2. Girlie is still thriving despite everything 🥺🫂

@cloverdaisies : Saturday Saturday from the movie Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania

Plz don’t judge this song yall ☹️. This is like the song you will hear at a dance party in India and clo fits this so well 🥺. Like yes girl go and get your drinks after the tough week 😭. (I was gonna give Party all night but I don’t want clo to get mad at me 🥰)

@strayed-quokka : Garmi from the movie street dancer 3D

Hmm I will say it. Lenlen makes me blush all the time hence this song so yes but lemme remember more oh yes! Subha Hone Na De because I just know if me and lenlen meet we would stay up all night just talking, eating, dancing and what not 🥰.

@astrae4 : Ratta Maar from the movie Student of the year

Poor baby has back to back exams nowadays hence this song 🥺😭. All the best non 🫶🏻 but if not that song then Tum Se Hi from Jab We Met because she just meets these vibes so well ☹️🥺. Literally one of my favourite movies and songs <3

@o-onikix : Paisa from the movie De Dana Dan

Hmm 🥰 because this girl is always in some need of money (us girl us) but like Nara is the depiction of Ye Ishq hai from Jab We Met so yes that song too because coughs 🥰 but also Badtamerz Dil because YJHD is her favourite movie and it’d be a crime if I don’t assign any song from that movie

@quaissants : One Two Three Four (Get On the dance floor) from the movie Chennai Express

Because I can and I will, as in the movie the actor (SRK) is drunk and Mona is drunk without drinking anything most of the time so yes. Other than this song I assign Kashmir Main Tu Kanyakumari simply because i think it fits Mona.

@itsbeeble : Senorita from the movie Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara and Sooraj Dooba Hain from the movie Roy

It’s always chaos with Reese 🥰 and because she is always awake and is pretty much busy with everything most of the times so she needs these type of things in her life.

@hcuyk : Uff Teri Adaa from the movie Karthik calling Karthik

Have been a huge fan of her since I read Kidult and if I say that this is the biggest compliment I could give as an Indian then? Because the way we all scream to these lyrics when it plays and also she is so these lyrics 😭 (btw plz let me know what emoji you want 🥺��)

@stealanity : Param Sundari from the movie Mimi

Marty is soooo these lyrics 🥺. Like yes guys she is my param sundari 😍. I don’t have much to say but yes 👏

@juyeonszn : High Heels ke Nachche from the movie Ki and Ka

Omg tbh I don’t know why I chose this song but Dawn is so this song. Idk why but yes.

I think that’s all 😭. Plz let me know if you want a part two with the rest of my moots because I used all my brain juice for this one.

[idkelly]

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• Lalo salamanca x fem!reader, with some nacho too (best of both worlds), HEAVY on slowburn, and i love hurt comfort so bear with me

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CHAPTER TWO

The casino was a safe space, for (Yn) at least, because it was her favorite skill—gambling and playing with predictions and percentages. She was known for it, and everyone knew her hands always pulled the best cards in the game.

Yes, the new Mexico casino was nothing like the one back home in Mexico, but business is business. Walking in, she didn’t grab any attention, which was better for her sake at the moment.

Only her father and brothers knew of her existence right now, plus Mike and a few others. but to the outside world, the new family was long gone from the public’s eye.

She hummed along to the music as she made her way to the back office, opening the door slowly, "Pa?"

“Hola bonita," as always, a cigarette was between his fingers and a book was spread in front of him. The lights were pretty dim, and the doctor told him it was better for his eyesight.

"I found him."

"Varga?"

"Hmm, when’s the next step?"

 "Tomorrow"

It was perfect. The plan and her needs were aligned. Her car needed a checkup, and she herself needed to check up on someone.

She found herself at the front desk of Ignacio's dad's workshop, and she was quite surprised he had some good business going despite his age.

 “Hola," the old man greeted her as soon as he heard the bell ring.

 "Hola.  ¿Cómo estás?" 

"Welcome. How can I help you?" He switched to English so fast, do I really look that white-washed?

"I was hoping to get a checkup on my car."

He nodded and turned to the back, where he yelled his son's name, telling him to go up front.

(Yn) couldn’t help but smile when she saw the look on his face when he recognized her; his steps slowed for a second as he gathered his thoughts as to what she was doing here.

The man brought his son only to be a translator between the two; therefore, Yn  didn’t need to show her ability to speak Spanish.

 In the middle of talking, the dad was called back in. with an apologetic look, he said, "I'm sorry, Senorita. My son will help you, okay?" and with that, he walked off.

 "How’d you find me?"

 (Yn) scoffed, looking to the side, though she could feel Ignacio's stare burn holes through her skull.

"Why are you here?"

"I can't get my car checked out now?."

 The man kisses his teeth in annoyance. What the hell was she doing here? "We both know you’re not here just for that."

 "Well, a little birdie told me that not only you’re a drug dealer, you’re also a card thief. I mean, shit, if you wanted some, I would’ve given you my Pokemon collection; it’s very exclusive."

 If someone were to animate the view from (Yn)’s eyes, they would’ve drawn steam out of Ignacio's ears.

 "I'm just saying you underestimated how big of an idiot you were. He went to the police for those cards, and now they’re snooping around."

 "Sounds like you have a problem, young lady," he said, taking a step back, ready to leave.

 "First of all, it’s an us problem; second of all, I'm pretty sure I'm older than you," he continued along his way until she stopped him dead in his tracks.

 "Are you really not that scared of Tuco Salamanca?"

 And there he is again, right in front of Yn, with his hands crossed over his chest.

 "I know you don’t play ball, so to speak, and Tuco finds out about your little side business. I think we both know the end to that."

 "Who are you?" he finally asked; that question had been on his mind for the whole day yesterday.

 "Me? I'm nobody," same dumb smile she always uses.

 "To put an end to this before it even starts, you give me the baseball cards, 10,000 in cash, and you net roughly $60,000."

 Ignacio chuckled then went back to his serious face, "And how exactly does that work?"

 (Yn) stayed quiet for a bit, saying, "Before I continue, you really have amazing eyelashes, im jealous."

Well, that took him by surprise; he didn’t show it obviously, but still, it startled him. However, his thoughts were soon interrupted by her continuing her speech.

He was impressed by her plan, and more so by her way of convincing him so easily to take part in it.

What stood out about her to him was the way she held eye contact; sure, it was common in the business to establish power and shit, But with her, it was almost more to get even with whoever she was looking at. He couldn’t put a finger on how he felt about it, her.

(Yn) wasn’t there when the final deal was happening, but Mike was, and she told him about the plan as she dropped him off near where he worked; it wasn't hard to find that one either.

The rest of the day she spent at the casino with her brothers; her father was now back home. The place was her brother's, where she was carrying out her business, which was her casino back in Mexico.

Here, the family was invisible, though; it wasn’t common knowledge who owned this place.

After a few hours, Yn  finally decided to head back home to her cat and maybe watch a movie while cuddling. The woman’s schedule was really, really empty; she could do as she pleased day and night.

As she unlocked the door, she could hear her cat calling her through the kitchen, but instead of coming to her, she had to fully realize who was sitting down on her sofa.

hard eyes.

 "Do you want coffee or tea?" she said as she kicked off her shoes and walked over to the kitchen.

 "Is this really your response to finding a stranger in your home?"

 "A stranger is someone you don’t know."

 A scoff could be heard, along with footsteps indicating he followed her to where she was; to his surprise, she was already making dinner, pasta, he presumed. with two plates set on the table.

 Was she serious? "Well, I don’t know you."

"So you willingly barged into a stranger's home, pretty clever," she laughed. "Did you follow me?"

“No, I dug a bit and found you," she couldn’t help but laugh more at his attempt.”I noticed the van that was following me yesterday, plus, if you dug around about me, you wouldn’t be here."

"Why are you here, anyway?" she said as she filled up the two plates with salsa and set the remaining in the middle if either of them had wanted seconds.

 He sat down, examining the dish. It was nicely made and fairly appetizing, especially after a long day of work. On the other side of the table, she sat leaning over to him, and there it is,  her stare.

 "Why do you do that?"

 "Do what?"

 "Stare"

"Does it bother you?"

 It was definitely a no, but he couldn’t say that, and on the other hand, he couldn’t say yes either.

 "Does Tuco not pay you enough so you make money on the side?" With that, Ignacio let out a big sigh and set his utensils aside.

 "The problem isn’t my salary or anything; Tuco is a ticking time bomb; he didn’t mind putting a bullet between a guy’s eyes just because he got a weird look from him, let alone me."

 "Your face has good bone structure; keep it that way," she said as she slipped the pasta into her mouth again. He didn’t know if these were compliments or not; she didn’t say them in a flirtatious manner, definitely more like she stated facts from a powerpoint presentation.

 After a moment of silence, he said, "Your cooking is amazing; where’d you learn it from?" She could tell he liked it by how he was devouring what was presented in front of him.

"My father’s an amazing cook, but I was the only one who got his talent; my two brothers

They learned to gamble from me instead."

 So she does have a family. Though she was an orphan or something.

"gamble?"

"Yes! My favorite hobby is real. I could do it for hours, plus I know all the tricks."

"okay show me sumn' "

 "I’m in a good mood today, so I'll  show you a few."

The rest of the night was filled with laughter and jokes. (Yn) gave the guy a lesson on games and cheats while his eyes filled with interest in what she was showing him, but either way, they both knew the night had to come to an end.

As Ignacio was at the door, ready to step out, he looked back to the woman who had greeted him goodbye a few seconds earlier, sitting on her couch peacefully petting her cat while watching TV. He really forgot why he came here in the first place.

Yn'’s mind filled with what she could do now to avoid her boredom, but as soon as she received a certain voice call from a specific person, she knew the next few days were going to be eventful.

She watched as Krazy-8 walked out of that door looking like his legs were about to give out at any given moment, yet he was sure fast enough to drive away in his vehicle. giving Yn her moment to shine.

She dresses nicely for the occasion for once, letting her hair down and doing her makeup, just taking care of herself before this whole shitshow goes down.

Parking her car next to Tuco’s and purposely bumping into it a little bit was the easy part; now she has to go in and embrace what’s going to happen.

Tuco was already staring at her in disbelief; he definitely saw what happened through the big classroom window, looking absolutely furious, while Nacho turned around after a few seconds and did his heart drop— is she everywhere?

"Hey!" She heard Tuco call out when she walked by their table to the register, but she pretended she didn’t hear them.

"Hello! Um.. can I get the number four, please, on the go?" She said this while smiling to the man before her, who went to work right away in order to avoid the scene that was about to happen.

"Yo chica, hey," she felt a hand guide her to turn around as she was met by none other than Tuco, who stood beside him, Ignacio. "You just hit my car."

"Huh? I hit your car?" Tuce chuckled at Varga. This bitch’s acting dumb.

"See, that car that you parked your piece of shit next to?" That’s mine, and you’ve just run into it."

"Oh well, I guess I could’ve and I didn’t notice, so my apologies, sir," she smiled and turned around, collecting her order and mumbling a small thank you before rushing out.

She could hear Tuco yelling not to get away from him, but the altercation needed to happen outside.

"Don’t you walk away from me!" Ay, puta!"

All the talking was done by the salamanca, while Varga stayed awfully quiet. Even Tuco noticed a slight change in demeanor on his end.

"You see that! You did that!" he said, pointing to the tiniest dent known to mankind.

"That’ll buff right out, now if you’ll excuse me—

As she was getting ready to open her car door, she felt a hand grab her by the shoulder and swing her all the way around, face to face with Tuco.

"You’re not leaving until you pay for this."

"If money is all you need, I've got great insurance."

Once again, with his hand that’s still glued to her, he shakes her to stop talking that nonsense.

"I ain’t messing around with no insurance, bitch, cash."

"Listen, I've barely got cash on me, so if you just give me your information, I’ll send it to you through insurance."

Thud.  Now (Yn) was sandwiched between Tuco salamanca and a wall; her head began to hurt already; maybe doing this herself was a bad idea, but she knew Mike would follow up with the deal, and she couldn’t let that happen; it won’t help her in the long run, and she needed all the salamanca alive.

So she'd have a black eye from one of them—not a big deal.

"You’re pretty, but a pretty awful liar." "I saw your wallet earlier; you've got plenty."

"That’s for my rent; it’s due today, and I can’t— ugh

Tuco’s ring was sure to leave a mark on Yn'’s cheek. Her head is already spinning. Why do I do this to myself?

"Just give him the money." This time it was Ignacio who spoke; no emotions were displayed, though his voice was almost like a whisper.

(Yn) looked at him and then forward to meet the loco eyes of Tuco Salamanca. she chuckled.

"I ain’t giving you shit."

The police sirens could be heard coming this way. "It’s time to bounce," Ignacio said, but his partner didn’t budge; instead, he ordered Nacho to leave and let him finish this business.

[k-looking-glass-house]

📞📞Hi! Hello! Buenas tardes! I HOPE IT'S NOT LATE but feel free to ignore this if the time passed⌚

First CONGRATULATIONS!!! GOD YOUR DESIGNS ARE "JKNVJNDFSJDKLBVNVJJGVNDFV" [ translation: the pinnacle of aesthetics, good taste and creative design. Are you the deity of sewing and design?] you are a constant inspiration in the Dash!!! go for moreee!!! GOGO! You've got style, that's what all the girls say.🎶🎶 Satin sheets and luxuries so fine!!!🎶🎶

Second, heres is a Sam's sister one of trio 27 LUNA [ 1 - 2 ] I leave it there if you want... AND THANK YOU SO MUCH for this.

AGAIN FELICIDADES!!!!

Hola senorita missie Coco! Buenos dias, tardes, noches.... Bonjour xD!!

Nope not too late, (it's me I AM LATE WITH EVERYONE, I'm trying to catch up!!)

Thank you huh means a lot!!

Awghhrrr stawwwppp it *ghgngoirnginiiuhhhh* Not at all, not at all!! Why are you so kind!.....

Ah ah, I'll try my best!! Let's do our best Coco!!

*Madonna....yay darling!! It's K motivation music when sewing lol, with Jem and the holograms's songs*

Gawwhhh Luna yaaayyyy!! I'm so honoured!! Hope it will be to your taste!!

THANK YOU DEARIE!! YOU TOO ALSO FOR YOUR KO-FI!!

Go check the sweet lovely one Coco with her fine NRC staff fanservice, I mean art!

◾K:"Huuuuuhhhhhhhuuuhhhhhhhh Luuunaaaa-shammaaa!!" ◾Sam (bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye):"Holy corned beef, Luna-sama? Sama?? You barely ever called me master, let alone -sama? Oy...K..." ◾K:" Hn? Qui me parle? Who ish talking to me??" ◾Sam: "Tssskk, forget it! After all OLDER needs special treatment gnihehehee!" ◾K:"I have a dressh for tonight event at Subtley! Yesh...I want to party too! Sham too! Let'sh gOOOO! I also have an outfit for you Mashter Sham, "Amo de mi corazoooon"!" ◾Sam *pat pat*: Well come on Barb*e, let's go party! Let's ask Mister Crewel, we need a car! And let's go annoyed Sandra! Gneehihihi!"

... It's glitter...glitter and add more glitter!!

With tinyyyy ref to The Moon arcana, since she already has the dogs as her shadow "pet" familiar!!

"Shine bright like a diamond!"~

Diana Ross vibes, pretty but deadly can kill you with those heels, and strangle you out of the club with the tassles and veil ah ah! *kick those heels on "I'll do it~ Heidi Montag"!*

...Hope it's ok!

Again thanks Coco!!!

Take care!!

[gabrielapazlima]

i was watching this video and well, the video itself is not the problem, it raises some interesting questions but I wanted to talk about the comments. They make me realize how much people don't understand Isabela and Mirabel's relationship and the movie is somewhat to blame for that. (Part 1?)

People's complaint in the comments is that Isabela's arc came out of nowhere and that her issues were resolved too quickly and that she is horrible and mean. Well, I'll talk about Isabela's problems later, now I'll focus on Mirabel and Isabela.

First of all, one thing to remember is that we see everything in the film through MIRABEL's eyes, what we see in the film is how Mirabel sees things and how she sees her family, especially Isabela. Here in the first and second acts she is seen as someone perfect, stunning and loved by everyone in the village and that she has a bad relationship with Mirabel since Mirabel calls Isabela a primadonna for her future fiance, to give her an irritated look when isabela is in the spotlight and etc... and although mirabel also seems to not like her that much isabela seems to be the person who mainly doesn't get along with her, her first interaction she says that "if you didn't try so hard she wouldn't be in the way" and mirabel instantly counters saying "well actually that's called helping, and you're the one in the way", at Antonio's ceremony Isabela gives annoying looks when mirabel is on the spotlight (her helping antonio' to walk towards his door and showing eveyeone the cracks)and later mirabel quotes in a tone of mocking her mother that she is not "absolutely flawless like senorita perfecta isabela, who never had a bad hair day" and all these elements show us that

1- Isabela basically thinks that Mirabel gets in the way more than it helps and that irritates her

2- Mirabel gets irritated with Isabela's excessive perfection and how she is treated like an kind of godness

there are other possible factors for the lack of intensity of the two but I think these are the main ones, a lot of people say that isabela doesn't like mirabel because she doesn't have a gift and that mirabel just doesn't like isabela simply because isabela doesn't like her either. But I personally think the reasons for their disagreements are pretty obvious, both of the reasons seems kinda of petty but its also understandable seeing their papers in this family

Well, in the second act and in the beginning of the third act, we don't have many interactions between Isabela and Mirabel, they collide once and Isabela gets angry, Isabela tells Mirabel that she doesn't want to hear anything from her at the engagement dinner, the dinner happens and mirabel accidentally interrupts mariano's proposal and shows everyone the vision which makes the cracks worse and the doms get out of control and when everything goes down the drain isabela leaves furious yelling "i hate you" to mirabel aftee leave the dinner room.

Here comes the third act where the "conclusion" of their relationship arrives, while Isabela is annoyed that Mirabel has ruined her proposal, Mirabel finds Bruno and they get the vision where Mirabel discovers that she will have to hug Isabela, and so she has an interesting conversation about bruno about her relationship with isabela, where about the points about why she doesn't want to hug isabela. First she mentions that Isabela hates her (that's what she says to Mirabel after dinner) that she ruined her proposal and that Isabela is annoying and she would still continue until Bruno interrupts her " and what's the problem her with me anyway? she's the one with the roses coming out of the-"- it's an interesting part since just like the others in the movie, mirabel seems more irritated with the fact that isabela is perfect and it's irritating with the fact that she necessarily the treat- but anyway let's go to THE scene.

mirabel arrives in isabela's room and she is obviously furious about the dinner failure and demands an apology from mirabel for """ruining your life""",mirabel tries to go on about her family but she quickly changes her tone "i'm sorry.. .for your life being SO great" and then the confrontation ensues, isabela tells mirabel to leave and mirabel says that "I've been stuck being perfect my whole life and literally the only thing you've ever done to me is mess things up!" and then reveals that he didn't want to marry mariano and was doing it for the family and then... cactus...

Mirabel doesn't give a shit at first and just wants to do the thing and save the miracle, but then Isabela starts "what else can I do?".

isabela starts talking about herself and her problems and releasing her feelings and her gift in the process while mirabel still tries to insist on the hug, then at the climax of the song isabela directly asks mirabel "i'm tired of beautiful, i want something real, you no?" and mirabel realizes that Isabela is speaking sincerely and from the heart and mirabel finally understanding she says "your life felt like a dream from the moment you opened your eyes" and isabela at the moment when she thought she would not have support from no one mirabel comes up and says "all i knew was the brossoms you grew up but it's amazing to see how you get up" basically saying i never knew you like this but i loved meeting this new you and then the two start the duet and mirabel gives isabela their support as she releases her gift and they have fun in the meantime and finally isabela hugs her saying "the way is clear because you are here and well i owe it all to you" and the musical number ends with them happy ...that means they solved all their problems right?...

then abuela comes in and points out the fact that isabela's gift is out of control and she is a mess and what makes her silently withdraw from the scene and go to her corner while mirabel is confronting abuela directly. This scene is interesting because as much as it's understandable why Isabela didn't defend Mirabel, she's scared, she's seen for the first time in her true form in years and she's uncomfortable being seen like that in front of other people who tell her grandmother she was so faithfully proud of what she pretended to be but we see she is not comfortable and resolved enough to stand up for her sister who just made her finally try herself in YEARS, her issues still haven't been resolved and she still has a lot of insecurity inside her... Thats why her problems were not immeditaly resolved in 1 song their were improving but still there.

so the house collapses after abuela and mirabel's conflict, mirabel disappears and after everyone looks for her one day she comes back reconciled with abuela and with bruno and she starts to explain how they all need to work together to improve how family and they start... rebuilding the house together, and we see the lovely scene of Luísa, Isabela and Mirabel working together and getting close to each other after YEARS and after probably months we see the scene of "we see how Bright you burn,we see hoe brave you been, now see yourself in turn,you the real gift kid let us in" which is my favorite scene in the movie where everyone recognizes not only what she went through but how she deserves to see herself as someone special after all this time...

sorry for diverting attention from mirabel and isabela's relationship but back to my previous point, many people felt that their reconciliation was rushed, one-sided and that isabela changed a lot out of nowhere and her problems were never shown or hinted at before this scene , about the last one I'm going to make another post about it since this post is getting too long but as you can see here their relationship is mutual and they also found the other annoying but it's not the fault of either of them " but isabela is an adult and mirabel is a teenager she should know better instead of picking on her sister!" 6 year age gap tho? and even so, that never prevented anything in family dynamics, I'm not saying that she's not wrong but people citing this as a point in Mirabel's favor is... strange, anyway, I won't go into that much... in the movie they start to reconcile after mirabel accidentally made Isabela release her gift and her feelings in the process and this made them understand better and mirabel was the first to support her when she shows her true self , only i think that Is it realistic and would you be able to see people getting along in real life? It wasn't just any little thing that made them get along all of a sudden, Isabela finally after years got to try herself a little and Mirabel was the first person she shared this with. And it's not like everything between them is resolved, it's just the beginning of a reconciliation.

about the criticism of being too one-sided, yes i agree with that, i wanted isabela to acknowledge mirabel's side at least more than she did but i also understand why in this particular scene they wanted to show isabela's side more? it's about mirabel really getting to know her family and stop putting herself in an inferior position to them because of a distorted view she has of them, it makes sense that the film focuses more on how mirabel sees her family than on what on the contrary (except in the case of Abuela who is the catalyst for trauma) but yes, it would be nice to have more recognition of how difficult it is for Mirabel but I think that Isabela later recognized how difficult it is for her, especially in the climax where she sees Abuela blaming everything on mirabel and mirabel says "i'll never be serious enough for you, will i? no matter how hard i try..." in this scene she must have recognized how hard mirabel tries as much as she has abuela's approval and how much it's hard for her and i also really like her and the rest of the family giving her the recognition they now know she's wanted all this time, but yes i understand that criticism and i would want more

Well its that,too long sorry,and my english sucks,i wilk talk more about isabela because i fell that she is one of the most opinion divided character in this fandon, while Bruno and Camilo are the most loved ones and Abuela and Dolores are the most hated ones and then theres isabela...a lot of ppl love her because of her character pos-movie and a lot also hated her

[isaacapatow]

* * #COMMUNITY CENTRE CONVO WITH @ijemmaokafor, @ermanodelgcdo, @reneebrxndxn, @colcreznik

-Ike's waiting for the rest of the Council with a table set up, most of the chairs on one side and a single one on the other; Cole's in that single chair, with Ike standing behind him, casually holding the crowbar- This right here is Cole Reznik. He's Sol's older brother, but as you might notice, Sol ain't here to put in a word for him. Not to mention, Cole didn't exactly approach the front gates.

Ijemma Okafor: -crossing her arms- Where did he approach?

Cole: A lovely little hole by what looked like a pond. -cole smiles up to jemma-

Ijemma Okafor: Like a fucking gopher? What hole??

Cole: No, I didn't El Chapo in here. There was a hole in the wall. Well, is in the wall. Still there.

Renee Brandon: -Renee sits up a bit straighter- There's a hole in the fence?

Cole: Yes ma'am

Ike: There's a hole in the fence. I'll get to that later.

Cole: Why not get to that now, legs? After all, it was 'cause of you that I found it. You and your iced mochas princess. -cole smiles up to ike with a shit-eating grin-

Renee Brandon: -Renee looks to Isaac with bewilderment- What is he talking about, Isaac?

Ermano: -looks to isaac with furrowed brows.- Yeah, Isaac.

Ike: -licks his teeth, looking distinctly displeased- Those suspected arsons that Silvy and me have been investigating. I found a hole in the wall that they were probably working on too -- I just didn't get around to boarding it up again.

Cole: -keeps the smile on his face but looks to the rest of the council-

Renee Brandon: -Renee stands up from her chair and walks behind it as she wipes her hand down her face- Are you kidding me?! We have children here and you don't think to patch up a hole in the wall as soon as you find it?!

Ermano: Isaac, you know better than that!

Ijemma Okafor: If I can advise...let's handle the matter at hand and save the infighting for later, when our company has gone?

Ike: Yeah, I know. I fucked up there, I'm sorry. But we can deal with me after this-- -points at Jemma in agreement- 

Ermano: -quiets at Jemma's advice, but keeps his glare at Isaac-

Ijemma Okafor: Sol's a pretty easygoing guy. Why is he not here to vouch for his brother?

Renee Brandon: -Renee is visually unhappy and decides to pace instead of sitting-

Cole: We don't exactly have great history. Sibling rivalry and all.

Ermano: -walks to Renee, putting a gentle hand on her back at an attempt to calm her-

Ike: Rivalry over what? To what extent?

Ijemma Okafor: Yeah, are we talking sports rivalry kind of thing? Or estrangement kind of thing?

Renee Brandon: -Renee is chewing on her fingernails when Ermano puts a hand on her shoulder. She stops pacing but right now, she can only think about how there is a hole in the wall and her kids are in danger.-

Cole: Call it me being mommy and daddy's favorite and him -he sucks on his teeth- not so much.

Ijemma Okafor: Okay look, the wise-ass thing might work for you in other situations, but this council here, we take our job pretty seriously. We don't let just anybody in here, and you've already broken that rule. So if you want to walk right back out, by all means, the sideways answers will do. But if you're here and looking to stay for a minute, we're gonna need you to shoot straight.

Ike: -grunts to back Jemma up- If you're the golden boy, then why the hell were you resorting to crawling through a hole instead of walking up to the front gate?

Cole: Sweetheart I've talked this way my entire life. That's fifty-some years of this shit. Can't teach an old dog new tricks. -points up to Ike- As for you, big dog, after following you and that lovely senorita to the hole, I didn't bother looking for another way in. Hell, all I knew at the time was that way. So my apologies for not investigating a little further. But, if we're really thinking about it, I've already helped this little community by giving an example at how weak the defenses are. If anything, I should get a goddamn metal.

Ijemma Okafor: -snorting- Jesus fucking christ, he really doesn't learn. We're uh, fresh out of medals. So you were just curious? Don't really care about being here or not being here? Have a habit of inspecting mysterious holes in walls?

Renee Brandon: -The pit seems to grow in her stomach and she can barely even focus on this asshole as she's already wondering just how many more spots there are in the wall. She looks to Ermano and keeps her voice low so Cole doesn't hear- What if there are other spots?

Ermano: We’re going to have to inspect the entire perimeter. -he whispers back, not liking the idea of there being more weak spots-

Ike: -ike's gaze flits over to renee and ermano, but he doesn't move from his place looming behind cole-

Cole: -points to jemma- That is where you’re wrong, sweetheart. I do care. All I want is a safe place to sleep where I don’t have to look over my shoulder 24/7, and food to eat. I ain’t gonna bother no one. In return, I got skills that can benefit your community. Like I pointed out, I found a weak spot; I’m happy to find more so y’all can patch them up.

Ike: -tightly- What skills, then.

Cole: -he smirks- I was a Marine. One hell of a sharpshooter. I can hunt almost anything almost a mile away, and haul the damn thing myself. Plus, I know my way around a knife. I can hunt, skin and butcher food for everyone. The cookin’ part, I’m shit at though.

Ike: Hunters, we have. We even have our own military men.

Ijemma Okafor: You know how to kill animals...any knowledge of how to take care of them?

Cole: What like livestock? It’s been a few years but yeah. Lived close to a farm at one point and helped on a ranch. -deliberately ignored ike-

Renee Brandon: -Renee shakes her head and keeps her voice in a whisper as she eyes Cole.- I don't like this, Ermano. Why are we even entertaining the idea of keeping him around?

Ike: -a little sharply- Renee, you wanna share with the class?

Ermano: Watch your tone, Isaac.

Renee Brandon: Like how you shared that there was a hole in the wall?

Ike: We're a Council. We're not two groups. That's all I'm saying.

Renee Brandon: -she shifts her weight so she can turn and glare at him- Alright, fine. I think that asking him about anything resembling keeping him around is a waste of time. He can't be trusted!

Ijemma Okafor: We don't know that. We suspect it. But he deserves to make a case, at least.

Ermano: Neither could Isaac, and look where he’s at. -he pointed out-

Ike: -tips his head in acquiescence of ermano's point-

Cole: -takes mental note to that comment-

Ijemma Okafor: As far as your skills go Mr Reznik, the keeping and caring of animals is of more value than the hunting of them, right now. But like Renee said, we have little reason to trust you. Why should we trust you?

Cole: Ya know, I never got your name ma’am. And I’m sure you’re sick of me calling you sweetheart. Can I get your name, please?

Ijemma Okafor: Jemma.

Ike: And that's Renee and that's Ermano, but those I'm sure you gleaned from listening to us.

Ijemma Okafor: I take it he knows you're Ike already?

Ike: The one and only.

Renee Brandon: Are you going to answer the question?

Cole: Thank you, Jemma. Where I’m from trust isn’t given, it’s earned. I understand we haven’t exactly gotten on the right foot for that. Nothing I say is going to change her mind. -points to renee- And quite honestly, nothing I say will probably change any mind in here. But don’t I deserve the same chance this one got -nods to isaac- to prove I’m trust worthy?

Ermano: -looks to isaac and renee, then to jemma-

Ijemma Okafor: And where is it you're from?

Cole: Same place Sol’s from: Pittsburgh. I was in New York City when the outbreak happened.

Renee Brandon: So you show up, crawl through a hole in the wall and then what? Just hide out and hope no one notices that there's suddenly a new face in town?

Cole: No, ma’am. I was gonna find whoever was in charge. I just happened to stumble on my long lost little brother. Not exactly the reunion I was hoping for but -shrugs- what are you gonna do?

Renee Brandon: Then why not come through the front gate?

Ike: He didn't make it that far. He chose to exploit the nearest entry.

Cole: As I stated before, I didn’t know there was a front gate. I followed legs over here to the wa— what he said

Renee Brandon: -glares at Isaac for giving him an answer-

Ike: It's ... -takes a breath, sounding reluctant- ...not the worst trait to have. Being opportunistic. He could've snuck around the perimeter easy, instead of walking through the junkyard.

Ermano: Isaac isn’t wrong. That area is open, anyone can hide there just fine.

Ijemma Okafor: That brings us to the next order of business though. Obviously, we're living in shit times. While you're welcome to give us your whole life story, what we're interested in, in terms of the vetting process, is what these shit times have forced you to do. We've got kids here. People with some serious PTSD. How can you assure us that you're not a danger to our people?

Cole: I’ve never liked kids so I’ll steer clear of them. As for PTSD, I have some of my own. I was honorable discharged from the Marines with a purple heart. -cole raised his pant leg, showing the healed burnt scars- Saved my platoon from an M8. When it comes to people I care about, I’ll jump in front of a bullet. Plus, if I’m voted to stay, it’s the first safe place I’ll ever be part of. I won’t let anyone from the outside put it in jeopardy.

Ike: It's a long length of hard road from NYC, pardner. I should know. Not easy to make that trek without some blood on your hands.

Cole: You want me to admit I’ve killed people? Sure, I’ve killed people. Both before and after. Each time was to keep either me or others safe. But how many have you killed. And you. -points to ermano-

Renee Brandon: No, we want you to tell us what you've done. And not just what you think we want to hear. I want the God honest's truth from you - what have you done between New York and here?

Cole: Survived. -stares at Renee, not letting up.-

Ike: -shoves the back of cole's chair- Answer her.

Cole: -he rolled his eyes- For the first year I traveled on my own. It was easy. Just stay out of everyone’s way and every man for themselves. Then I came across a family who took me in. I traveled with them for a bit but they wanted to go North and I wanted to go South. So we parted. I kept moving. Any time I came across a group, we’d part. The last group I was in got attacked by a hoard. I got out and now I’m here. Need me to mark down every time I took a shit too?

Ike: -murmuring- If she asks you to.

Cole: Oh fuck off -he mumbled back-

Renee Brandon: -glares at him- What kinds of groups?

Cole: None like the Savages. There were a few groups who started to get a bit … hostile, but I left anytime they showed those signs. There was one group who burnt down a community much like this one in upstate Penn. I was there for that. After that night I left. I might seem like I’m unhinged, but I’m not homicidal.

Ike: -comes around to the side of the table, putting the crowbar down on it- I'm ready for a decision.

Ermano: I’m ready as well.

Renee Brandon: -Renee had already pretty much made up her mind a while ago but she keeps her eyes on Cole as she backs up from the table and nods.-

Ijemma Okafor: Hey, I'm just here to advise, y'all do your thing.

Ike: I vote he stays.

Ermano: He stays

Renee Brandon: -Renee looks between the two of them.- Are you serious?

Ike: So that's a no from you? Great. He can cool his heels in a cell and we'll get Salem's vote tomorrow. -goes to the door and opens it, whistling; somebody comes over and Ike gestures to Cole- Get up. This is your escort to your accommodations. Don't cause trouble.

Cole: -stands and gets in the cell- I’ve been in worse. You gonna keep me company, big boy? -smirks at isaac as he passes-

Ermano: I’m sorry Renee. But if you think about it, if he really came in to cause problems, he would’ve dealt with Sol. Brother or not. But he’s here instead.

Ike: We don't need to convince her. Renee's got reasons -- good reasons -- for being wary.

Renee Brandon: -she watches Cole the entire way out of the door before looking between Isaac and Ermano- We had to drag the answers out of him. That doesn't give either of you big red flag? And he sneaks in because he follows Isaac? Why not approach him before coming in?

Ike: He clearly think's he's a laugh and a half -- he wants to fuck with us a little bit. He's testing the waters, too, as much as we are. It's just he's got more to lose, but my guess is he's at a point where he figures anything could mean losing.

Ermano: Not everyone is an open book, either. Four years on the road, jumping from group to group? Makes people close up.

Ijemma Okafor: The thing with Sol is weird. I know not all siblings are like the Brookes, but Sol's a pretty reasonable guy. It doesn't really matter, but we might wanna try to get that story.

Ike: We will. He's got some time in the cell, yet.

Ermano: Good luck opening that wound.

Renee Brandon: I don't trust him. And I sure as hell don't feel comfortable letting him walk free-range around Redwood. I also don't feel great about there being a hole in the wall that anyone can get through.

Ike: I'll take care of it. There shouldn't be any others but I'll ... get on that.

Ermano: If you don’t mind, Ike. I’ll get on it. I’ll have security do perimeter as soon as possible.

Ike: -clenches his jaw for a minute, but nods- Sure.

Renee Brandon: I want to know how no one has noticed this before now? Who knows how long it's been there.

Ermano: From where he described it was, that area doesn’t get a lot of foot traffic.

Obviously that’ll change. I’ll have inside security make frequent rounds up there

Renee Brandon: -Renee crosses her arms in front of her, hugging herself tightly as she heaves out a breath- Can we at least look into how it was made? See if we can figure out if it' was opened from the inside or outside?

Ermano: I'll personally do a thorough investigation.

Ike: Is that really -- I said it was part of the arson shit! Obviously from the outside.

Ermano: It’s to save her peace of mind, Ike.

Renee Brandon: -looks to Isaac incredulously. She's about to unload a piece of her mind on him when Ermano manages to explain it a lot more eloquently than she was about to-

Ike: -a little weakly- I just don't see the point of turning it into some kind of witch hunt. Is all.

Ermano: No one said anything about a witch hunt. We just want to make sure it can’t happen to any other part of the our defenses.

Ijemma Okafor: -side eyes Ike and his strange tone of voice but saves her questions for another time-

Renee Brandon: And making sure there's not something or someone that's trying to threaten everyone that's here in town. 

Ermano: -points at renee, agreeing to her statement- We got young kids here, Ike. I’m just making sure we stay protected. And I hate to admit it, but Cole’s right. He did show us that we’re not as protected as we thought.

Ike: Yeah, I know, I know. You're right. It's good you're on it. -scrubs his hand against his throat, grimacing- We done here?

Ermano: -looks to renee, waiting for her answer-

Renee Brandon: -she takes a deep breath and looks between the two of them. She's still clearly pissed that Isaac didn't mention the hole in the wall and upset that there was a current breach to the town, but discussing it anymore was a waste of time. She looks at Ermano and nods before walking quickly out of the community center-

Ermano: -waits for renee to be completely gone before returning his attention to isaac- Are you hiding something?

Ike: -looks pained- Look, man -- give it a rest, okay? You got stuff to do, getting security on it.

Ermano: I’m going to take that as a yes. -lifts a finger to point at him- If you had anything to do with that hole, you better tell me now.

Ike: I didn't block it up fast enough.

Ermano: -narrows his eyes but decides to leave it alone- Fine. Now we learn from our mistakes and do better, yes? -doesn’t wait for an answer and leaves to get security together-

Ike: -nudges Jemma- Walk you home? -obviously a nonsensical thing to say, considering she lives basically a few steps away-

Ijemma Okafor: -nearly smiling- Please?

[sea-owl]

Young Portia and Young Violet vibes. They just fit the aesthetic. Portia being the responsible, mature one (with a mischevious side only her friends gets to see) and Violet the rebel, the free soul, who relies on Portia to keep herself grounded. Young Portia had a crush on Violet, until she was forcibly married and she saw Violet with Edmund, believing it was always a one-sided love.

This gives me an idea.

Portia plopped down on the bed, back resting against the headboard. Violet rolled over to wrap her arms around her, content to lay against her lover.

“Violet?”

“Hm?”

“Can you tell me something from our childhood?”

Violet sat up, “Our childhood?”

Portia shrugged. “Well you know I don’t remember anything from before Felicity’s birth when my past life memories awakened.”

Violet pouted. “A rather annoying thing.”

“So I thought maybe you could tell me something, like how did we meet?”

“Oh.” Violet smiled at the memory. “We had the same mathematics governess.”

“Mathematics?” Portia chuckled. “Both of us?”

“Yes! Our governess had trouble moving around due to an accident so she often had lesson at her house.”

-

“Governess Whitlock?” 13 year old Violet called, looking around the home. That was strange, certainly her governess was around here somewhere, she never missed a lesson.

Taking a glance at the window Violet spotted a woman in a wheelchair with a young maid out in the gardens. “How exciting, an outdoors lesson!”

Picking up her skits Violet made haste towards the back door. The opening of said back door gaining the attention of the governess and the maid.

Oh, Violet stopped at the top step. Not a maid.

The girl standing next to Governess Whitlock was Violet’s age with long red hair and blue eyes. She was dressed as the other gently bred daughters of the ton. Her dress is a soft green with blue trim. She was beautiful. She reminded Violet of the stories she used to hear of the fae.

"Ms. Ledger?" Governess Whitlock looked at her watch. "Your lesson today isn't until 2 Ms."

The red haired fae girl remained quiet, just watching. Violet tore her eyes away from her.

"It is?" Violet asked. Her lessons were always at 1 before.

Governess Whitlock nodded. "Yes Ms. Ledger. Did you not get my note?"

Violet blushed. The fae girl hid her mouth behind her hand. "No ma'am I did not."

"If we are on the same lesson I do not mind learning with her," the fae girl offered.

Governess Whitlock looked up at the girl. "If you truly don't mind Senorita Addams."

She smiled. "I don't mind, truly." She gave Violet a curtsy. "Senorita Portia Addams, my family just moved here from Spain."

Violet curtsy back. "Ms. Violet Ledger."

'

"Wait I'm from Spain?"

Violet giggled. "Yes you are."

[wanou-dorm]

Chessy and odd Pick up lines Prompts

Cheesy Pick lines Prompts 

Odd and Cheesy Pickup lines I’ve found across the Web Mainly Joke4us and Pick up line.net. 

Put on in the Ask Box( specify characters saying it ) and ask  one muse of mine to React to it 

Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.

Do you ever wear fishnets? Because you’re a real catch.

Are you a gardener? I like your tulips

Titanic. That’s my icebreaker. What’s up?

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe" 

So, it is a lie that fairies only appear in dreams.

Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi. 

I might not be Shawn Mendes, but your gonna love it when I call you "Senorita". 

Are you Stacy's mom? Cause you've got it going on. 

You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here 

Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes. 

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? 

You must be (insert Famous Person here) twin sister/Brother ; the one they don't talk about because she/he's much more beautiful 

Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.

So do you like stawberries or blueberries? [choose one] cause i need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning

Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart 

Are you a angel? cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze * 

With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.

Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. 

Are you a mermaid?, cause your cute as shell.

My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts. 

Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe 

You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy". 

Are you coral reef? Because I'm in love with your beauty.

You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe. 

Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?, because you are the ONe. 

Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium, because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful 

Im attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force. 

Shiitake happens, our love doesn't.

Baby you're so cute you made my page 404. 

I'm not being obtuse, you are being acute girl 

Our love is like dividing by zero.... you cannot define it 

I less than three you..... (i < 3 you) 

At absolute zero, you would still move me. 

Your beauty defies real and complex analysis. 

Your hottness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero. 

I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart. 

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you. 

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (holds up mirror)

Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.

Whether Jafar or Ja-Close I'll always be yours.

It's like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the Beauty you are the Beast.

I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy.

Sha-la-la-la-la-la don't be scared, you got the moves prepared, you want to kiss me, girl.

I can take you to infinity and beyond.

Hey cutie, is that Cupid's arrow in your bow?

I'll be your Tramp, if you'll be my Lady.

Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.

Are you a fly guy? Because you sweep me off my feet.

I used to waste time chasing butterflies , but nowadays because of you, I have them in my stomach.

You're like a butterfly beautiful to see but hard to catch.

I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life;

couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a B-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

When I kissed you, I saw fireworks. Or Jubilee. Either way.

You activated my heart!

Aye girl, you a Twix? Cause I want both sides of you.

You mint a lot to me.

You candy cane do it.

You look sad, let me sprinkle some of good vibes at you baby.   

Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

Did you just fall from heaven's bakery? Because you look as tasty as an angel cake.

You are on my list of things I'd do for a Klondike bar.

You put the 'hot' in hot fudge sundae.

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Are you sure you're not an alien because you've just abducted my heart!

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!

Did god take the thunder out the sky and put it in your thighs?!

Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it's causing global warming

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back