#i love this teacher

[scrollonso]

"thank you, kathleen, your outfit is adorable" HEHEHEHEH

[an1d10t]

Friend: what a shit bike!

Teacher: hey! Watch you language!! WAIT DONT GET RUN OVER

Five minutes later

Teacher: WHAT THE FUCK? WHO THE HELL ASKED. WE ARE NOT IN FUCKING BRAZIL

[maudlin-scribbler]

Soon I'll have to watch Dead Poets Society for my literature class

Surely this won't awaken anything in me at all

[alder-saan]

I've just remembered my philosophy teacher once wrote "That's what she said" in one of my essays????

[journey-before-destinationn]

now that the semester is almost over, I think it's time to post the list of things my history teacher has said

diehard is a christmas movie 

that’s so embarrassing for you i love it.

no! i don’t like that opinion! *throws origami swan at someone*

(to Person A) how’s speech and debate? Person A: good! teacher: you keeping those freshmen in line? yelling at them? Person A: well not yelling…. teacher: no it’s good for them. bully them. emotionally. tear them down.

*sees taylor swift on Person A’s phone* you stalking taylor swift?? Person A: it’s on my for you page! teacher: it’s ok to be stalking her, but just a little bit. don’t stalk her too much that’s crazy but a lil is fine

some kid: do you know the meaning of everything? teacher: nothing. there’s no meaning in anything

someone: your class always goes by so fast! teacher: are you kidding? this class was tortuously long

i’d bring the mullet back. mullets are awesome. i love mullets.

i stay up at night thinking of how i can make my students miserable. it brings a smile to my face

Person A is having a science experiment where she’s implanting gills so she can breathe underwater

let’s go take a walk in space

you can wait, put your thoughties on hold

some person: can we watch hamilton? teacher: NO HAMILTON!!

ghosts are real everybody knows that. student: are you a ghost? teacher: maybe i am. maybe we’re in a simulation

some kid: are we working in group or alone? teacher: well it depends what you believe. you’re nvr truly alone *motions up to God*

kid: what do you want in life? teacher: i want to find someone who has a lot of money and be with them

you know how to get your kids to stop cussing? you get a dodgeball and every time they cuss you load up

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Another year, another group of my delightful ninth graders trying to spell the word "tragedy" for their Romeo and Juliet assignment.

Last year's collection

[just-a-little-unionoid]

lmao my teacher showing off his skills at throwing rubber bands in class x)

[novaneondream]

the best years are yet to come

[zillychu]

✨MERRY INVISOBANG✨

this was my first @invisobang and I had so much fun!! I got to be paired up with the SUPER awesome and talented @they-bite and @nanaarchy!

Cody's companion piece can be found here, and Ana's fic is here!

[soahbee]

[medleyofanangel]

[flaxygo]

worship

[keferon]

Monster hunter au part 3

Also known as “Drift is a giant fox beast” comic ahah

I like to think these trails are really important as a safe space for Deadlock. This is his home, these are his favorite routes and his familiar and safe space.

So when he shows his paths to Ratchet it's a big gesture of trust. Because they're what makes the forest his home and he's willing to let Ratchet into that home:)

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Also. This au exists in the same world as my Spellbound au. Just in case you wanna break your heart a little bit

[dekariosclan]

So I was watching some videos of Gale’s epilogue discussions with a friendship/non-romanced Tav, and…oh my god, Gale…

[Sorcerer] You confine yourself to the School of Illusion? I’d have thought you could teach the entire curriculum…

Gale: I did offer, as a matter of fact.

Gale: However, the Blackstaff insisted I couldn’t teach every subject, nor could the simulacra of myself I offered to create for that purpose.

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Blackstaff: Well Gale, we’d be honored to take you on as a professor. What subject would you like to teach?

Gale:

ALL OF THEM

[ohitslen]

Average university experience

[stingrayextraordinaire]

My students’ adventures in trying to spell “tragedy” for their Romeo and Juliet quiz.