#i love yall btw

[controversial-blorbo-bracket]

In light of tumblr selling our data to AI, I feel like I should post more and resume this tournament, since most of what this blog produces is completely unmarketable and will poison their models very well 👍 keep up the good work with the unhinged asks guys, and feel free to make them hornier or add more death threats if you want

[onemossygoblin]

shout out to all my aroace moots!! :]

im shouting so i can find yall in The Fog btw

where are you?

[catboygirlboss]

edit: currently lamenting the fact that i didn’t think of “all of the above” …

[chushanye]

I love Kristen Applebees so much. She finds out she's expelled and is really calm about it, but she decides to make a strategic decision to trick her wack-ass cleric teacher into believing she is rejoining his church to find out more about the mystery. fake crying and everything. locked in. she's absolutely eating up her presidential candidate rival. is powering through emotional regulation when talking to her family. and i think "wow she's so fucking cool"... after watching her perform the worst flirting to get a girl to tell her information for that very same mystery. and then i think, "god she's the biggest loser to ever live" what a weirdo god bless

[chloesimaginationthings]

AS A PUPPET PERSON I AM IN LOVE WITH HOW YOUVE DRAWN HIM/HER OR WHATEVER THEIR GENDER IS(THIS ARGUMENT GETS JUST AS VAD AS THE THEORY OF WHO CAUSE THE 87’ BITE)

GREAT WORKKKK

The puppet is just a silly goober

[stick-ball]

In this essay I will

[hotpotghosts]

[deerspherestudios]

I'm way late but better late than never 😭! For this March event by lazerinth ❤️

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

you’re watching the maury show on your computer when katsuki marches into your room without a word and flops down next to you on your bed.

“ hello to you, too.” you snort. his words are muffled by your sheets but you’re about 90% sure he told you to shut up, you ignore it.

he lays face down on your bed for a while not saying anything and you know he’s had a long day and wants to be close to you without actually talking. you don’t mind, you’ll give him his space until he reaches out himself.

and he does after a little bit, turning his head around to face you as he looks from you to your computer screen, eyes focusing on the woman screaming that the man she cheated on her husband with was 100% not the father of her baby, mixed with the cheers of the audience.

he looks at you and raises a brow “ what’s happenin ?”

“ lady cheated on her husband with his brother.” you respond.

“ his brother ?” he repeats. his eyebrows furrow and you know he’s hooked. if there’s one thing katsuki loves but will never admit he does, it’s trash tv.

you nod, grinning somewhat evilly “his brother. now they’re trying to find out which one’s the father.”

he hums, scooting himself closer to you so he can see the screen too. he flips himself around so his neck isn’t craned at that awkward angle anymore and settles himself down right next to you. hook, line and sinker.

he wraps his arm around your shoulder and shoves his head in your neck, breathing you in. you both don’t say anything. “do you want me to play it from the beginning for you ?” he shakes his head in your neck. you reach your hand up to scratch at his scalp and you smile when he sighs. he holds you a little tighter, pressing feather light kisses into your neck.

katsuki’s never been good at expressing himself with any other emotion that isn’t anger. it makes him feel stupid and weak and soft. he’s had a long fucking day and he doesn’t wanna talk about it, simply wanting to indulge in you but he can’t tell you that, can’t find the words to, so he tries to find other ways to tell you and he hopes you understand and you do.

katsuki’s thankful for you because sometimes he wants to talk, wants to open up about what’s bothering him but sometimes he doesn’t. he doesn’t and you don’t pry when you know he doesn’t and he’s so thankful for you. he presses kisses on your skin and soft bites at your flesh to convey just how thankful he is, how grateful he is for having you. he hopes every warm press of his lips against your skin can convey how much he loves you loving him. and it does, because you turn your head and kiss the side of his head so sweetly and he knows you’re it for him.

he’ll tell you all of this one day, he promises. he’ll tell you all the thoughts swimming around in his head one day, but he hopes this’ll do for now. and unknowingly to him, it absolutely does.

he pulls his head out of your neck and kisses you hard on the cheek one, two, three times and you giggle. you feel him smile into your cheek when he kisses you a fourth time.

“fuck’re they screamin’ about ?” he says and you turn to look back at the screen. the woman is yelling at her husband’s brother vehemently denying the possibility of him being her baby’s father. you feel a little bad for laughing. “ she says he’s not the dad” you answer.

he clicks his tongue “ why the fuck is she on the show then.” he says, turning his attention back to your computer but his grip on you stays secure. you press yourself a little closer to him.

you’re still smiling lightly when you look back at your screen, simply shrugging. “ she said something about her having more sex with her husband than with him.” you answer and he snorts.

“ ten bucks neither one of them’s the father.”

[same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day]

That rock deserves a solid boop.

The Rock has been thoroughly bapped, my goodness.

[nightlocked-in]

“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked

[kairithemang0]

Ima be like 100% honest with yall for a minute

High school is killing me

It's got me out of rhythm and my melody

it's so not cool, it's a fallacy

A truly cruel and unusual brutality

And I can survive it for only so long

looks at my spanish test grade I'm so fucking dead

[cacaocheri]

ohhhh mann it's been a while since I've done anything traditional..... but sun has me YEARNING in class so I have no other choice

ramble undercut because it's yearning hours for me

I like to imagine that sun is a TOUCHY bastard. I think he just likes the feel of your skin on his sensors. He likes to hold your hands, your wrists, your waist.... the list goes on. It's a different and new sensory experience for him and he adores it!!!! He just wants you Near whenever he does something. To hold hands while he cleans. To play with your hair while you work. Okay I thought I could ramble more about this but I'm getting flustered already and I want to scream so I'm just leaving it here you get the idea. Dude is a physical touch bitch

[soosoosoup]

Happy (late) Valentines!!!

[rexterjettster]

me: *mentally begging for mutual interactions*

also me when my mutuals interact with my god awful content:

[chloesimaginationthings]

When I’m in the “childhood trauma” competition and my opponent is Michael Afton 💀💀