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four-leafed-queer-gal · 4 months

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Picking a favourite is hard, but I'd have to go with mint chocolate chip!

#i may be lactose intolerant #but that doesn't stop me from eating my ice cream

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grungebutsoft · 10 months

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Yeah my bestie may be broke af but she has enough culver’s scoopie tokens to buy a round for the entire house

#culver’s #scoopie tokens #hell yeah hit me up with another round of free ice cream bestie #i don’t see a problem here if we all benefit from her addiction #i may be lactose intolerant

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kingcaspian43 · 11 months

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honestly glad i’m not doing anal rn, my asshole hurts like hell

#tmi #funny #humor #shitposting #literally #i had some non fairlife milk and my dainty ex upper middle class stomach was NOT having it #memes #meme #milk?#milk :(#i may be lactose intolerant #but imma just not look into that #i like milk too much man

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chubby-chikorita · 2 years

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🚨CATEGORY FIVE TUMMY EVENT🚨

#i may be lactose intolerant #but i won’t let that stop me!!#shut up chika

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14106 · 10 months

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thank u tumblr user forgnome for suggesting jean w a tummyache listen in my head he got too mad n stressed that now his stomach hurts bc of gastritis ok and also he had chilli for 3 days straight and also he's lactose intolerant did u know that (i am projecting)

#every single time i find sth new to obsess over i have to asign someone as THE lactose intolerant of the franchise #its usually the character i relate to the most but jean may be the 1st exception bc we're nothing alike i just think it fits him...#he looks like someone who struggles a lot so one more struggle wont kill him <3 #i just dont see harry as someone whod die over a glass of milk... unless... ouu twinsies <3 #mine #disco elysium #god i rlly dont like tagging my stuff lol #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #jean vicquemare

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trans-wojak · 1 year

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roychewtoy · 1 year

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impaled

#nathan being impaled on that tetanus inducing loose steel pipe. tho tetanus is the least of his worries on account of. well u know 🕳#nathan can be a body horror fans best friend if u let him into ur heart. living human crash dummy #i really cant believe he gets impaled. twice.#hole moment!#love turning nathans immortality round in my head. but healing factor....?#thinkin today about how the video game guy tim threatens to cut one of them in half with a chainsaw and simon is like:#[😐nathan u obviously have to volunteer]#but what woulda actually happened if that followed through [probably why it didnt lol]#would the others have had to drag each severed bit of him back to the community centre and let his guts re fuse #fucking hold him together with gaffer tape and plasters. cause i doubt he coulda regrown a whole half #his 'healing factor' only comes into play when he dies. fresh canvas etch a sketch reboot and all that. hes not fuckin wolverine #all the deaths r: impaled on fence. impaled on pipe. beaten to death. blows his own brains out. falls and snaps his neck #but chainsaw... ? one can ponder. fingers to head i can imagine anything image #readin his wiki rn 'his body will never get sick. rot. age. or truly grow old'#may not get sick but he can still shit his guts out. hashtag oblivious lactose intolerant king hashtag milk drinker #forever the worlds most annoying twenty yr old #and then the wiki goes 'the user does not need to eat drink or breathe' ....hello #ive rotated him not aging any further cause it lines up with the whole stuck in his ways. never changing [kelly voice: its just who u are]#but eatin and drinking and breathing??? we know he still experiences hunger [<-kebab]#and he dunks his head in a bucket of water when hes testin for powers with simon. gaspin for air afterwards right #firm believer in the. he suffocated to death several times in the coffin before they dug him up #oh waaait. is it stating this like. he doesnt need foodwaterair. cause it doesnt matter if he dies.. ohhhhhh..... Oh..😃#staring at nathan sleeping in the community centre surviving on bags of crisps from the vendies so hard i burn holes through my monitor #this got away from me. uh. living crash dummy. oil pastel guts and water colour jumpsuit yessir #having fun doin art. expect more hole art. sorryfor putting this in the misfits tag hehe. not really #gore #blood #misfits #my art #chewtoy

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ravingsockmonkey · 2 months

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Inspired by @ethicaltreatmentofcowplants, I'm tinkering around with a trait/aspiration randomizer for some sims I'm going to work on tonight, and this aspiration and trait combo (the second one mostly) is just MEAN! XD

#sims 4 #the sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 simblr #grilled cheese aspiration + lactose intolerant?#I may use it though

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im-not-a-sheep · 5 months

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guys coffee with almond milk kinda tastes shit

#Maybe i need a different brand of almond milk #Bc I may or may not have been lactose intolerant this whole time #We took a fucking allergy or whatever test 3 years ago how did I not know 😭

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rainedroptalks · 6 months

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Assumption: You like herbal tea better than fruit tea

I actually don’t have a strong opinion on either of them lol. I am gods most boring soldier and I literally only drink black tea with milk

#asks #mutuals <3 #jacky tag #I mean I��d probably like herbal teas but I just don’t drink them lol #yea I may be ‘lactose intolerant’ or whatever but a simpl black tea with milk slaps #simple*

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heatwa-ves · 2 months

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I WAS GOING TO SEND YOU A PICTURE OF MY QUICHE BEING ALL LIKE "while YOU'RE recovering from cheese trauma I'm going to be enjoying my delicious quiche" BUT I BURNED MY FUCKING QUICHE. IM SO ANGRY I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS QUICHE AND IVE HAD TO CUT THE TOP LAYER OFF. NOW I HAVE CHEESE TRAUMA. THE WORLD IS CRUEL ETERNAL TORMRNT

NOOO well u better make another one to recover from cheese trauma 🙏🙏

#tia answers #jordan 💖#fun fact im starting to think i may be intolerant to cheese... not lactose but just cheese bc the last few times ive had something #with lots of cheese ive been sick.#might be a coincidence tho

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britomart · 8 months

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the conses... they're quencing

#remember when i posted my beautiful cream cheese blueberry bagel #i may or may not have neglected to mention i'm lactose intolerant and gluten sensitive on a bad day

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blotlcss · 1 month

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So far the only city i would live in from the game would be Fleur city. It has everything. Pastries cute trinket stores, cheese stores. Perfection

#[ ooc ]#[i may be lactose intolerant but i LOVE cheese]#[leave me in a room with a good brie and it will be gone in minutes]