#i mean ROOD

[redjaybird]

[Maybe I should just add the Shiny Lu.xray to Jay's p.okemon officially because he fuckin found a shiny baby in the actual scarlet gameplay early on]

[eldritchmochi]

its absolutely hilarious to me how much of coping skills involves feederism as a kink considering how much i personally hate eating

[blackhazefanblog]

Black Haze parody of "We don't talk about Bruno!" called "We don't talk about the Traitor!" where each demon in turn tells Rood things they know about the traitor and how he messed them all up which leaves Rood progressively more confused and not any closer to knowing who the traitor actually is.

[the-feathered-dragon-hoard]

No context.

Black Haze — Chapter 59

Bonus:

[goldensunset]

also hi person in the comments of the poképoll suggesting that akari is primarily popular because of ingo found family content. is that true??? idk i apparently don’t live in that neighborhood of the fandom. i’m willing to believe it but like. hey i wanna say for the record um i’m obsessed with her just for being the protagonist of the story that she is. like i love this story and i love the mc for everything they represent and everything they go through. love train man but he has nothing to do with it

[hyah-lian]

I asked oh so specifically if I could buy something before I left (a usbc cable and honey, that's it) even tho we weren't technically open

I forgot the honey.

I did get the charger tho so I might start doodling on my new tablet if I can stay awake long enough

[livelaughlovesubs]

Hi hii for the prompt event can i request dressing childe/tartaglia in degrading outfit? 🙏🙏 take ur time and thankss ^^

Hiiii it’s been so long since I last saw Childes name in my inbox, hope this is to your liking :>

Dom!reader x sub!childe

Warning: feminisation, teasing, cross-dressing

Anniversary event

“Is.. this really my size?” His awkward laugh echoed from the changing rooms, alongside the flicker of the shoji screen. You reassured him by yelling back, “I’m sure of it, it’s supposed to be a little tight. Are you done? Then come out.” One look and anyone could tell you were getting impatient, tapping your finger on your knee, gaze wandering around the establishment to look for anything interesting.

Despite your clear orders, he still hesitated, this time his hand emerged from behind the rood divider. “Are we alone?” The ginger asked, still mysteriously hiding himself, an act that was very uncharacteristic for him. “Yes, we are still alone, just like ten minutes ago.” You groaned, rolling your eyes at his behaviour. “Haha… right.” Tartaglia answered meekly, running out of excuses to use. The atmosphere was so dry, and so uncomfortable.

This time he really shot himself in the knees. He challenged you to a bet, and instead of you meticulously analysing your chances, you immediately agreed. That should have been enough of a sign, you’d never take on a gamble so quickly except it isn’t one. As things have been planned from the beginning, he lost, and had to obey to whatever conditions you set for him. Great, absolutely fantastic.

But why did your request have to hurt his pride like that? He could barely stand straight without shaking with his knees, and now you want him to expose himself to you? Bloody hell, you were so cruel he could feel himself falling for you all over again.

“Ajax, you really are testing my patience. If you don’t come out now, I’ll-” suddenly he moved the paper wall to the side and walked over to you, sighing defeated, “alright alright, I’m here okay?” Your expression changed for a split second, something like shock grazed your features, before you composed yourself again. He tried to stand normal and unbothered while your eyes scanned over his body, tracing every outline and shadow, devouring every inch of his body.

He felt like a prey being toyed with by the predator, you were making him squirm with that intense stare. That’s why you avoided eye contact, jumped from one foot to the other, and kept doing god-knows-what with his hands. At some point you were fed up and said, “hold still, are you a dancing monkey or what?” Childe could only response with another forced laugh.

As for why you were eyeing him up and down so much, well, simply put, he was wearing woman’s clothing. A qipao in a pretty dark red colour, the shade kind of reminded you of blood. Since the dress was cut to fit the build of a woman, it looked clumsy around his fairly muscular body. And even though it looked out of place, you still thought it was quite attractive. Unlike his usual fashion, the dress showed off his curves and exposed his bare legs, what seems to add to his embarrassment.

“Looks good.” You gave him a short, almost forced compliment. It wasn’t a lie, just you had way more to say than a simple ‘looks good’. “Wow, thanks I guess.” Tartaglia groaned, crossing his arms in front of his chest. Seeing what little effect your praise had, you decided to try again, “I mean it, you look good as a girl, as my woman.” Out of nowhere his body twitched and tensed up, he didn’t answer you verbally but with his body language. If he had a tail, it’d be wagging like crazy.

“Are you done gawking?” The male eventually asked, his face and shoulders got painted bright pink. His eyes told you the truth, that he was humiliated, ashamed and yet also excited. “What’s with the rush, can’t wait to show your new look off to the other people?” You teased, and your words immediately got his attention, making his brain ratter, “what do you mean by that?” A smirk plastered your lips, you chuckled amused as you explained, “we are going to have a nice little date night today, and you aren’t going to change until I’m done with you.”

The way the colours left his face, letting him become as pale of a ghost was pretty amazing. He was trying so hard to accept his current situation, his legs were shaking again. “Come on, I already paid for the dress. So let’s put it to good use.” You encouraged him, holding his normal wear in your arms, now he couldn’t even run anymore. It seems there was no way around the straight up shameful act he was going to commit, and as if to add salt to the wound, he felt himself getting hard beneath the skin tight dress~ ♥︎

You walked ahead of him, motioning for him to follow you. All he could do was obey your commands with a sheepish smile, quickly rushing to your side while letting you show him off like your own little pet.

[dystopyx-blog]

So this is a thought I had after the unmedicated post, but what if ya had chronic pain? Like my good days are constant emergency levels for someone else, and on the bad days I just don't function or function by acting really bitchy. Like, imagine the sweet or chill prefect suddenly being a complete asshole then someone (probably Rook) reveals it's because their meds completely left their system.

Yes!! This kinda works with the post that inspired the unmedicated fic, which you can check out here.

I raise you this though: imagine the yandere bois tm finding out the sweet/kind/chill/patient ramshackle suffers so much all the time.

I can imagine Floyd not even fully squeezing you and you yelp out in pain just from that. You play it off as best as you can, but Jade's curiosity is piqued.

You probably tell your freshman besties first, but everyone will quickly learn from there. I mean, Sebek will absolutely tell Malleus and Epel will end up telling Vil.

The information gets to Jade and Floyd, who take it to Azul.

Deuce ends up spilling it to Riddle one time while trying to defend you. Ace will then blab to you about how Deuce messed up.

Its a whole mess

But now everyone knows about your chronic pain, and all of a sudden everyone's treating you like you're glass.

Even the ones you wouldn't imagine!! Like you'd think Leona would be Mr. Tough Love "Go walk it off." But no. He's still an asshole about the whole thing, but he's a condescending asshole, always telling you you can't do shit by yourself so let him handle it. Or at least let Ruggie handle it. He doesn't understand why you try so fucking hard, you have a great excuse to just relax. So he forces you to.

Everyone is kind of like this, with varying degrees of affection and subtleties.

Riddle is also very rood about it, yelling at you to just stand still.

Azul is more subtle, always creating illusions of choice, making you think you have options, when you don't. Tricking you into taking easier paths while you think you're roughing it.

Jamil basically treats you like he does Kailm. Which, if you're like me, makes you feel bad. But even just the fact you feel bad reminds him why he prefers you over Kalim 1009000%. He wishes you'd stop fussing and let him take care of you.

Vil is also fairly patronizing while he dotes on you. He treats you like a doll, dressing you up and styling you, because with your fragile little bones this is kinda the best thing for you. And he also really doesn't understand why you won't just sit down and let him love you.

If you're sensing a pattern, you are correct. No one fucking understands why you won't just fucking relax and let everyone take care of everything for you.

Idia sees your chronic pain as the PERFECT excuse to never have to go somewhere in person and yet??? You keep going out in person??? Bro, just stay with him, then you BOTH have an excuse to just fucking chill in his room while a floating iPad handles all your school problems.

Finally, Malleus. Awwww, you're so cute, trying so hard. But also he feels so hurt everytime you try to do something without him. To him, your chronic pain is the invitation for him. It's your very body crying out to him for comfort. And Malleus never turns down an invitation.

[i-cant-sing]

what would yandere papa Miguel’s reaction to y/n dying in his arms? Also can y/n be a spider person but Miguel only thinks of them as his baby?

It's 1000% this:

"Time to snatch Y/n from another dimension🥰"

No I'm jk. Obviously he's devastated, heartbroken and like his brain chemistry is permanently altered and he's obviously killed whatever killed u in the first place and literally that antagonist suffered a really really bad death, -1000/10 would not recommend.

I like to think that hes gonna quit the spider society, maybe leave it Peter B's hands and just say that he's just not mentally capable to do this anymore. And ofcourse Peter understands, Miguel suffered a lot.

What Peter doesn't know is that Miguel's sneaky little ass jumps through dimensions one last time to pick another u, and then goes to a safehouse that no one knows about and fr fr this time u arr definitely not seeing the sun ever again because Miguel is far too traumatised and paranoid to ever let u leave his sight again.

And I mean he's keeping u in his line of vision at all times, 24/7. Doesn't matter that u need to go to the bathroom, the door stays open and he'll turn his head away but u both know that he can still see u in his peripheral vision. Wanna shower? Okay u can with shower curtains closed but the door stays open.

And his paranoia is through the rood. You choke on your spit? He's already on his feet, ready to perform Heimlich maneuver. Your head hurts? Off to the med bay to do all sorts of tests and scans on u.

Everytime u die, the next version of u will be met with 10X more paranoid, obsessive yandere Miguel (with his eyebags increasing each time)

[jinxthequeergirl]

Songs to consider with:

"The Ol switcharoo"

(I must feed the masses between chapters, so here feast! Also i hope yall see the vision. i hope this makes sense to my loyal TOS fans)

☆Velvet ring - "Benny loved her like he loved no one, the way she laughed and held a smoking gun the way she said what was done is done, and he is not the only one." (This will be referenced soon)

☆ Brother- "Oh brother, it's been a long, long time since I've seen my face in your eyes.."

☆Landslide - "Well, I've been afraid of changing cause I built my life around you, but time makes you bolder even children get older and I'm getting older too"

☆ Not strong enough - "Black hole opened in the kitchen, every clocks a different time it would only take the energy to fix it but I don't know why I am the way I am not strong enough to be your man"

☆ Wolfman- "say what you have to say, try not to cry this is just not what you wanted at this point in your life it's so hard to stay when all you wanna do is ride I totally get you man I was birdcage and you where meant to fly."

☆ This is the day- "this is the day your life will surely change this is the day when things fall into place"

☆ Something stupid - "then I go and spoil all by saying something stupid like I love you"

☆ I'm your man - "I'm sorry I'm the one you love,no one will ever love me like you again"

☆ once more to see you - "if you would let me give you pinky promise kisses, then I wouldn't have to scream your name atop of every rood in the city of my heart if I could see you once more to see you

☆the truth - "You are the truth I chose to bend myself around you are the reason I got started and the reason I put it down you are the truth I chose to bend myself around"

☆ Homesick -"I would leave if only I could find a reason I'm mean because I grew up in mewengland I got dreams but I can't make myself belive them spend the rest of my life with what could have been."

☆ Strawberry wine - "nothing defines a man like love that makes him soft...if I was empty space and you were a formless shape we'd fit."

☆ I know the End - "You had to go I know, I know I know out in the park and watch the sunset talking on a rusted swingset...I'm always pushing you away from me but you come back with gravity"

☆ Re:Re- "I waited for you I waited for you I had so many chances I could never go through...I lost so much time that I'm never getting back."

☆ we'll never have sex- "You look perfect, you look different. I don't wonder about your indifference."

[clockwayswrites]

I love posting something late at night, right before I go to sleep, and waking up to all of your reactions and thoughts <3

(Even if it means I totally didn't notice I spelled door as rood.)

[eldritchmochi]

i have!!!! subluxed my shoulder!! and im not sure how!!! and im very mad about it because all my chores are things ive never quite managed to get good at doing one handed, which is balls because I'd really like to get them done before going out of town!!!

guess i get to walk my wife thru resetting and taping my shoulder 🫠🫠

[blackhazefanblog]

[heartfullofleeches]

How would Morgan react to a mouse that just keeps running off because they want to get him things. Like an equal exchange for all he’s done for them?

"Mm.." The Naga stretches with a yawn, eyes opening to the rood of his cave. He glances around, the lights of the mobile home at the end of the passage turned off. That's right- you slept with him last night. Nothing lulls Morgan to sleep better than seeing his little mouse cuddling in his arms. He looks towards the spot where your normally lie - finding it strangly vacant.

"Love?" He rises, searching every corner of the cave for you. Maybe you really had returned to your motorized home for the night. He slithers over, knocking on the door. "Are you in there, dear? Your rest is important, but it's time to wake up now."

Growing anxious by the lack of a response, Morgan peers through one of the van's windows. The room is just how you left it the last time he spied on you. The bed doesn't even look like it's been touched since then as well. The glass cracks beneath Morgan's strength as his breathing grows heavy.

"Y/n? Y/n where are you?!" He shouts, voice echoing through the empty cave. His own screams mock him as they reverberate against the stone walls. Taunting him as he wallows in the creeping loneliness- just as they had before you came. He tries to rationalize the situation. Maybe you just went for a walk. Yeah- you were just stretching your legs and would be back any minute. That makes sense.

Or maybe they abandoned you.

No! No- you wouldn't do that to him. You love him just as much as he loves you. You'd come back. You had to.

"Y/n!" Morgan roars. He crawls from the mouth of the cave, poking his head in every direction in hopes of picking up the trail of your scent. The panic in his heart leaves his mind unable to focus. He tears down the branches blocking the path before him, ready to rip apart this entire forest and the whole world if it means-

"Morgan?"

He turns at the soft call of his name. You stand there, puzzled and looking up with a concerned look.

"Are you okay?"

Morgan stares at you with wide eyes as if he couldn't believe the sight before him. After a few seconds of heavy silence, he sinks lower to the ground as he grips you tightly by the shoulders; fangs barred as he hisses out.

"Where were you?"

"I-I was just grabbing some supplies to try and make you breakfast this morning." You stammer.

Morgan suddenly becomes aware of the grocery bags you carry full of meats and other food products.

"You always give me the offerings the locals give you so I have to use them for something. Not to mention you take care of me all the time. It didn't feel right leaving you with all the chores."

His anger drops like a brick. Morgan carefully takes you in his arms, resting his head atop yours as he brings you to his chest. Not only were you his little mouse, but you were an angel. What did a monster like him do to deserve you.

"My love... My precious, sweet little mouse. I love you so much that it pains me. Please, please tell me before you make these little outings again. The world is a scary place and there are many who might want to take you from me. Know that I only wish for your safety by telling you this, but for now- let's just work on breakfast together."

[flamingpen18]

We've Got a Home!!!!

After being homeless for over a year and a half, we now have a place to live. The rent and security have been paid. Monday, the internet and cable are getting set up. @helly-watermelonsmellinfellon and I are emotional.

We are going to have a home for the holidays. We are going to have a stable rood over our heads. We won't have to pay for a motel room anymore. @helly-watermelonsmellinfellon is going to get to sleep on a bed again.

We have a lot of things we need to buy. Many of our things were destroyed in the storage unit. I just found out that there was a leak in the unit and our dining room table and chairs were destroyed. So, that just adds to the list of things we need.

Regardless, we are very happy. We appreciate everyone that has donated or helped out another way. It means a great deal

WE'VE GOT A HOME!!!!!!

[liliumsabyss]

Had a little look through your character list to see if you wrote for Outer banks, the show isn’t there but at the top of your list it says that characters can be requested it’s just not 100% that you will write for them. If you don’t that’s completely ok I’d be happy for you to use this request for my fav Newt or even switch it up and write it for Spencer Reid because I saw him on the list too.

Anyway here’s the thoughts that have been thunk: Jj Maybank from outer banks (happy for someone else if you don’t write him) with a sleepy boyfriend (reader) who has just woken up and Jj isn’t there with him so he just wanders around until he finds hims and pretty much just falls into his arms for cuddles when he does find him and it’s all cute and fluffy.

I mean this with my whole entire mind body and spirit, you are one of my favourite authors and even though I have no idea who you are I love you and your work. I eat it up every time you write one of my requests and it’s just: ✨❤️🤩🏆 all the time, you know? Thank you for existing and sharing your stories they make my day.

All the love ❤️

Sleepyheads

FEM DNI, I SWEAR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED

Spencer Reid x Male Reader

Word Count: 0.7k

Tw: Very brief allusions to medical emergencies such as heart attacks, strokes, and other things along those lines but never outwardly stated just the asking of symptoms, Mentions of Cat Adams and Tobias Hankel, Very Fluffy, Spencers adorable stutter and yes he has a stutter, and Unedited

A/n: Hey! Once again thank you so much for the request! Im sorry this took so long I may or may not have gone down a rabbit hole trying to figure out Jj’s personality from OBX only to fail and ask everyone I know who watches the show including my mother for his personality only for them all to not be very helpful and have to go with one of the other characters you stated. I ended up going with Spencer to shake things up and also I love Spencer so much and with the new criminal minds season having him gone I chose to show him some love. Thank you so much for everything it’s such an honor for someone to think of me as their favorite author and to like my work. Also the day I got this request I had a very poor encounter with someone so this just made my day so much! Thank you so much <3

(Y/n) woke up sleepily blinking his eyes open, reaching to his right lazily when he felt a cold empty spot. He sat up quickly looking around confused in the dark room noticing the vacant right side of the bed. The warm light poured under the doorway from the hall of the apartment. The (h/c) haired male swung his legs off the bed slowly standing up as he rubbed his eyes sleepily stumbling to the door of the bedroom. He opened up the door blinking wildly as the light flooded in, hurting his eyes. (Y/n) walked down the hallway to the end which opened up into the large room that was split between the kitchen, living room, and dinning room, across the rood was a set of glass french doors. Looking through the glass doors one could see a man curled over his desk still adorning his plum colored button up shirt and his dark dark blue almost black tie that hung loosely around his neck. His mop of curly brown hair covered many details of his face including his warm umber colored eyes that stared stressfully at the case files scattered across the desk. (Y/n) staggered his way across the large open room of the apartment he shared with his boyfriend who was in fact the man hunched over the desk lost in his work, Spencer Reid. The (h/c) haired male approached the glass doors knocking gently leaning against them for support, tiredly wrapping his arms around himself. The other male turned his head towards the glass doors staring at the other in surprise. He quickly got up rushing over to the glass doors opening the one his lover was not leaning against.

“ Mh Spence why are you up…” (Y/n) said as he stopped leaning against the doors.

“ I-I had to look more at this case some-something about it doesn’t seem right,” Spencer started rubbing his hand on his forehead before he looked up with his eyebrows pinched.

“ Wait w-why are you u-” 

Spencer began to day but was cut off when the (h/c) haired male collapses towards him catching the other.

“ Woah woah (Y/n)! Are you ok! What’s wrong?! Your pulse seems to be fine. Does your chest hurt? Did you hit your head? Can you put both your hands out and close your eyes for me?” Spencer started to ramble asking various questions related to various medical emergencies. The (h/c) haired male just wrapped his arms tightly around the other snuggling his head into the other male's chest.

“ Spence, I'm fine, can you come to bed please.” (Y/n) said, staring up at Spencer putting on a playful pout. Spencer shook his head, his lips pulling into his wide iconic grin.

“ Ok. Did you know that the human body needs at least se-“ Spencer started to say as the two walked towards their bedroom, his arm around the other's waist. But before the brunette could continue (Y/n) jabbed his elbow into Spencer's side quickly shutting him up understanding the point. The two staggered to their room shutting the white wooden door behind them causing them to be surrounded in dark. The two collapsed on their bed not bothering to climb under the covers. The (h/c) haired male buried his head in the brunette male's chest while Spencer moved his chin on top of the other's head, both holding each other tightly in their arms.

“ I love you Spence…” (Y/n) said drifting off at the warmth that the other radiated.

“ I love you too.” Spencer said, squeezing the other tightly as he closed his eyes. While Spencer often had nightmares due to his occupation and just everything he went through from Cat to Hankel to the victims he was just slightly too late to help even though it wasn’t his fault but with (Y/n) he rarely maybe even never gets them and if he does his lover has always been there by his side after. And so the two drifted off in each others embrace just enjoying the time they had together before the next morning they would each be called to their respective jobs.