#i need that...

[silverrr66]

something something a transformer is on the run, panicked they take cover inside your garage going undercover as a civilian vehicle. once you discover them there youre schocked but mostly confused. you do not have a license, and cant even afford getting a car, so what the hell is this thing doing here?! as you investigate this mysterious car you accidentally find out what they really are and immediately want the thing out of your house.

But before you can throw a wrench their way they present you with an offer.

As a win-win deal the robot offers to teach you how to drive and to be your ride, whenever you need them, as long as you let them stay and use your garage as a temporary hiding spot until they can figure something else out –they promise to not stay any longer than necessary.

you dont trust them at all at first, obviously, but free driving lessons and a whole car as a bonus? that sounds too good to be true and so you agree, more so out of need and desperation than out of choice.

fast forward a couple weeks and you two grow so close during your driving lessons that you no longer wish for the alien to leave.

[hebescus]

i had a smut lawlight wip i wrote when i was 16 and i planned to finish & post it when i'm old enough (i didn't). now i'm looking for it just to reference how did i write sex back then just for me to lose the document.

[nattousan]

it was not on wheat...

[ninjasmudge]

worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

[redrook]

I spent a lot of time handcuffed and in a cage in high school, for a charity bit the grocery store I worked at would do

the bit was that I was "put in jail for having too big a heart" and customers could donate to my bail to get me out (and the money would go to a children's hospital or something)

now. I was very clearly a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a large cage. and I would honestly tell people that I had been in there for hours. and people would say, that's terrible! that's awful! and I would show them my wrists red from the tight handcuffs, and say but I'm sooooooo close to making bail.

and then they would dump some cash in the basket, I'd thank them, and they'd walk away.

and every so often, one of the managers would come by and collect some of the cash, so I could keep being soooooo close to making bail.

I was very good with this bit. Parents with small kids would pay $5-10 if I told their children I had been placed in jail for not cleaning my room/doing my homework, etc. For people in their 20s, I'd threaten that I was very bad at playing the harmonica, but I WOULD play it and we'd all suffer unless they paid me. and for the most amount of money, older men in suits would almost always pay $20s if I avoided eye contact and stammered a lot.

eventually, the managers started to feel bad because I was in the cage so fucking long and often, that I'd need someone to brace me when I got out because I'd have no feeling in my legs. wobbling like a newborn giraffe.

but I would also rake in at LEAST $100 an hour in charity.

so they were like, hey champ. can we, uh, give you a pillow to sit on. in the cage. would you like a pillow so you're not just sitting on a cold metal slab. can we give you a pillow.

and I had to explain to them that if they gave me a pillow, people would think I was more comfortable, so they wouldn't feel as bad, so I'd bring in less money.

the compromise was that they'd bring me a nice coffee every couple hours, which I would have to try to block with my body from the customers.

all this money went to charity. that's what the money was for. it's what was on the sign. but how much they were willing to pay was very contingent on how comfortable I looked, never mind the fact that I was still a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a cage.

and out of the dozens of shifts I did this on, not ONCE did ANYONE say, hey kid I'm going to go talk to your manager because what the fuck is going on here. they would just drop money in the basket, and I'd thank them and sip from my secret drink.

I actually had people get MAD at me that I told them I was far away from bail, they donated like $15, and then 20 minutes I got let out because my shift ended.

again. the money was for charity. it was on the sign that was very clearly placed on the upper half of my cage.

so yeah. even when people think they mean well. people can be really, really fucking stupid.

[admircot]

yeah

[corneliaavenue-ao3]

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

[chicagocubsreactions]

Seiya taking hacks with a katana.

[marcusbrutus]

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

[pawsometoons]

I had a vision

[molqr]

lets be carried by mama

[dullanyan]

a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

[wishfulsketching]

Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me

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Someone save Sevika, she is in hell

[cadaverousdecay]

❤️

[chronurgy]