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wild0moon · 5 months
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little man's lucky he's gay because he's never having kids after this
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emilyartstudio-s · 4 months
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Happy Belated Birthday Emily :))
YOURE KIDDING OMG I LOVE TYTHIS
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homoeroticgrappling · 2 months
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Okay beautiful people, it's Danhausen Day! I will be wearing the above outfit at Slammermania in Wolverhampton and will be there early for the Danhausen meet and greet, so if you see me and want a bracelet feel free to come say hi 🦷
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fakeoutbf · 4 months
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five stages of grief but it’s five stages of social anxiety
#walk with me#this morning i got a bouquet delivered to me at work randomly out of nowhere#the note basically said that i could count of the person even if for just some words of advice or a gesture that could make me laugh or mad#count on the person**#i immediately knew it’s from one of my coworkers and ngl i have a very charged?? relationship with them#in the sense that it’s very intense and we can be laughing joking and teasing or we can be really angry and pissed with each other#it can have very extreme emotions even if we just chill most of the time#idk why i think this whole year i’ve been leaning on them more?? and we started texting more often too#so we’ve been more properly friends lately#and for one i was SO EMBARRASSED for getting flowers bc my coworkers tease the shit out of everyone myself included and i’m not used to#gestures like that so obviously they were on my ass all day about it#and everyone asked about them and it’s EMBARRASSING to get that much attention#(me: i wanna be a singer / also me: can’t stand to be the center of attention)#anyway the person that sent them avoided me yesterday out of nowhere??? idk if they thought i was mad bc i didn’t reply to their texts all#weekend but i literally never reply to anyone and pms was a bitch and i just wanted to be alone#so they didn’t talk to me on monday i was mostly just working listening to music bc i was still emotional whatever#and today i did talk to my other coworkers bc it’s the day when my favorite coworker comes in and i talk to them a lot so i engaged more#and they were still ignoring me and then the flowers came in and we didn’t say a single word to each other today we just texted#they told me they sent them and that ‘they forgot’ what they sent and that it was just meant to be a nice gesture#and that bc they wanted to ‘surprise’ me and make me feel better bc i said i was sad at one point?? idek#i literally just want to tell them I HAD PMS ITS FINE I FEEL SUICIDAL ALL THE TIME and move on#bc now i’m second guessing everything they’re saying bc i thought we were friends and there’s no reason why friends can’t send each other#flowers or whatever but they’ve been avoiding me and then they keep answering my texts really weirdly and i always misinterpret flirting bc#i’m never outright romantic with anyone?? plus we’re FRIENDS i should have no reason to think that’s changed#but they’re being so weird and why get me FLOWERS??? idk get me a chocolate or a coffee i don’t NEED flowers#and then i said it was random to give me flowers out of nowhere and they’re like no it’s serious bro what’s serious??????#your feelings towards me?? or just your will to cheer me up???#if they don’t reply straight up in their next texts i’m gonna flat out say but it was a platonic gesture right???#so yeah i’m overthink getting flowers bc what’s the social code for that and what is one supposed to do when they get flowers from a friend#delivered to their joint workplace where everyone can see them and think they’re from a partner or something
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sleepyminty · 1 year
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All hand on decks if there’s an ai in the city will they finally give a shit
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glavazz · 5 months
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I have edited and fused two sprites of Ricardo together
Chat, am I down bad?
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spoofymcgee · 2 years
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just remembered that, prior to reading night watch, having read all the previous books–except for, and this is important, the fifth elephant–i knew exactly three things:
one, vimes and vetinari have an absolutely insane relationship that can be interpreted in many different ways, but nothing about that shit is normal.
two, time travel, a young vetinari and a young sam vimes were involved.
three, vimes acquires a child whose name is, also, sam vimes.
using these facts, i came to the obvious conclusion that the plot of night watch was that sam traveled back in time to acquire a baby version of himself, which he was, for whatever reason, raising in conjunction with vetinari. this is, in hindsight, an absolutely batshit idea to have landed on considering he's a) married b) it's very common to name children after one of their parents and c) just a general what the fuck.
it made sense at the time, however, and honestly i might have to write that fic one day because. look at it. do you see that nonsense?
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guavi · 1 year
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Embracing my Stupid Cosplay Pics Only phase, modern AU Venat and Emet at FanFest
Hear feel think live laugh love 🩵✨
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oohbuggypie · 6 months
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also not a doodle request but im srry this is for a very specific and small audience . to all my fellow Mexican ppl who own The Tiger Blanket ,, U get it . Had to grab my kin and use the canon Tiger to create this incoherent mess that was drawn and colored in the same like 5 minutes . Masked Muscle gives Tiger THE tiger blankie and the effects happen upon contact
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srry not srry 4 posting such unbelievably not serious doodles but this had 2 be put into the world i felt it in my BONES
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how do i make myself unattractive to all men forever
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megumi-fm · 4 months
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memoire1994 · 2 months
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Ohh ok. I set my age truthfully on artfight and i foolishly said in my character permissions that suggestive art would be fine for one character, & because i am set to being under 18 on the site i cannot view the attack i just got from someone because they tagged it suggestive.. ahh ahh this sucks i need to be 18 right now
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wutheringheightsfilm · 3 months
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my blood pressure must be insane today
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I hate you Black Friday. I hate you overcrowded areas. I hate you extreme sales that last for one day. I hate you corporate who rakes in the money while the employees still get paid the exact same amount as any other day. I hate you customers who destroy stores just to get a few items. I hate you customers who forget how to treat someone like a fucking human being just because they’re a Black Friday retail worker. I hate you shitty backed up three hour wait time traffic. I hate you people who become so selfish and vile just because it’s Black Friday. I FUCKING HATE YOU BLACK FRIDAY
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gynandromorph · 1 year
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dude stories like that made me terrified of getting top surgery. i do NOT get how people find it funny enough to post online with their whole ass out. anyway i woke up immediately lucid thank Jessie, if anybody else thinks it's kind of horrifying to be drugged and then learn you did things you would never do which you have no conscious memory of even doing on concept just know it is NOT inevitable
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s0upjuice · 1 year
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🖕.you and your works will suck you cowardly cur
be fucking fr?? this you???
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