#i swear that he look like the tumblr sexyman

[alexnichole880]

This Is What The Black Hat Hacker Look Like In Terrain Of Magical Expertise:

(Seriously, He Resembled The Watchdogs From Manhunt 2 Because Of The Designs Also, They Do Have The Sharp Teeth and Long Tongue Than The White Hat Hacker's Teeth and Tongue, which he look like the tumblr sexyman)

[missazura]

yknow. i've been in a doubtful stage about being a system for months but the thought of being personally offended at fanmade renditions twice is so funny to me. like.

dude why am i getting so worked up about this. calm down.

[akemima]

Hey folks!! It’s been a while since ive done any wh content ikik, living its being a nightmare recently! So things have been going slow for the past weeks. Don’t worry tho!! I will absolutely finish the eddie promptlist,, whenever my brain starts working again <3

I think its the perfect moment to show yall some of my wh ocs!! My brain has been full of thoughts abt them recently!

So there we go!

Ricardo Ramos!

(info below!)

Ricardo Ramos is a very glamorous, over the top musician! He’s an all-in-one kinda guy; he can play music, dance and sing! His design is notoriously inspired by Tango culture, he plays the Bandoneón (Not an accordion. Never call it accordion. He will get offended and he will Not shut up about it) (…but yeah its a fancier looking accordion). He had a special segment in the series where he would teach You and the neighbors about the various rythmes and music genres around the world! When he wasnt doing that though, he was just vibing in Home along with the neighbors.

He’s also argentinian! Although he has'nt got back there in a while. He travels around the globe spreading music and being all charming and whatnot! Very busy! He misses his home a lot tho, so if you happen to name Argentina even once he Won’t shut up. That’s another thing! He wont shut up period. He loves talking and telling wacky stories about his trips (half of them are usually lies!). He constantly talks about how he used to study alongside the best known tango musicians on earth, and how he personally met every single one of them. He is, of course, lying. He didn’t even study music! Everything he knows is self-taught babey!!!

Of course Ricardo would have never visited Home willingly. Hes more of a city guy anyways. He drove into the woods while getting a shortcut to get to another city, his car crashed, he carried his RV to the nearest town (Which was Home) to seek out for help, however absolutely nobody there had any car! It was like cars never existed. How weird! And when he tried to get back into the woods to get his car back, he realized he had no idea where it was! Almost as if it dissappeard. How weird! And this odd town is on the middle of nowhere! Hes completely lost, not knowing how to get out, even if he tries his hardest! Almost as if it was impossible! How! Weird!!! But the neighbors are cool and the town is pretty so. Oh well <3

These are some sketches/silly drawings i drew when i first made him! And also his RV, which is inspired by el barrio de La Boca in Buenos Aires, which is his hometown <3

Oh! He also had a fiancé! They couldnt keep up together tho, things happened <\3

(Tw horror, stitches)

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAZBIN WAS SO FUCKING GOOD IM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKENFKCMKWJRKFNSMSMDMSMDN-

Okay. Okay deep breaths. Time for some cool and collected comentary. Okay.

Putting it under the cut so ppl can avoid spoilers :)

HUSK USED TO BE AN OVERLORD!?!?!?!?!? HELLO!?!?!?!?!? FUCKIN PLOTTWIST OF THE CENTURY WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?

Huskerdust my beloved

SIR PENTIOUS MY BELOVED

Vox was great. I love him he's so fucking cool-

If Vox wasn't already a Tumblr sexyman he's definitely gonna be one now. He's so fucking Onceler coded it's insane.

Velvette was amazing too. It's so funny that she's British lmao I was not expecting that

Velvette is also very Anne Boelyne(like from SIX not from Real Life) coded it's wild. Her part in that song with Carmila was giving so much Don't Lose Your Head

I swear I'll stop comparing them to other characters I SWEAR

Okay but me and my brother are working on a Hazbin Hotel swap AU where we swap the main cast with the overlords and in that AU we swapped Husk and Vox. The Husk used to be an overlord reveal is gonna make that AU soooooo much easier lmao

ADAM IS REALLY GOOD I promised I would stop comparing to other characters but he was giving SO MUCH Hades from Disney's Hercules like its insane

I think we should let Alex Brightman sing rocj and roll more often that song was such a fucking BANGER

SPEAKING OF THE SONGS- oh my god I love the soundtrack so fucking much-

Stayed Gone was a lil less hype then I was expecting but thats okay cuz it was still a banger and I loved the visuals

That song battle between Carmilla and Velvette????? Oh my god??????

Carmilla and Vaggie's song was also amazing but I think I know why they didn't have Stephanie Beatriz sing her own song in Elena of Avalor y'know, girl cannot hold a character voice while singing

LOSER WAS SO FUCKING GOOD- I love Huskerdust so much. I love Keith David so much. Blake Roman is such a phenomenal Angel Dust.

SPEAKING OF all the voice actors are amazing. Blake Roman, Brightman as Pentious and Joel Perez were the ones I was the most worried abt but I loved all their preformances so much it was fucking fantastic

Valentino can go die in a fucking hole <3

The other Vees are cool and fun to watch but I hope Valentino fucking dies

Okay to be fair he's also fun to watch when he's not in the same room as Angel Dust but tHAT DOESNT SUPERSEID MY HATRED FUCK 👏 THAT 👏 GUY 👏👏👏👏

Speaking of the Vees tho I do love their dynamic

My favorite episode was probably Radio Killed the Video Star bcuz of mY BOYS PENTIOUS AND VOX!!!!!!!!

And the most painful episode to watch was- no surprise- Masquerade

That episode was a fucking rollercoaster Jesus fucking Christ...

Those scenes with Angel and Valentino where so fucking visceral... like. Who the fuck wrote that. Who are you. Are you okay. Do you need help-

Tho I'm not sure abt how they're handling the ah- more serious bits of Angel's character. It is WAYYYYYY to early to tell and I think Loser wasn't like. Trying to downplay the situation. But the writers better have been careful moving foreward bcuz I can def see a world where Angel's arc goes very wrong very fast-

Also while we're criticizing: wasn't a fan of the pacing. Especially in episode two. Like I can look past it, but the way they breeze past some plot points kinda bugged me

Otherwise it was sooooooo fucking good man oh my god

THE HUMOR WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN PPL MAKE IT OUT TO BEEEEEE PPL NEED TO STOP SHITTING ON THE COMEDY IN THESE SHOWS MAN-

The gag where Niffty just fucking stopped thinking every time the camera turned on was so fucking good

Niffty in general was really fuckin funny

Alastor was a lot less prominent of a character then I thought he would be but tbh I think that's for the best. He's like Discord from My Little Pony, fun in small doses but if you don't set perameters for how often he appears and when he's willing to help it kinda breaks the show

Chaggie is adorable and I love them <3

I think this show does a really good job balancing the focus on the whole cast! These first 4 episodes seem to be pretty Charlie, Angel and kind of Vaggie heavy but everybody still gets their fair share of attention!

THE ANIMATIOJ OH MY GOD- IT WAS FUCKING PHENOMENAL IM LOSING MY M I N D

Im going feral IM GOING FERAL THIS EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS AKFNVKKENFEKFNDN

I love comedy. I love musicals. I love drama. I love silly characters. I LOVE ANIMATION!!!!!!!

It's like the South Park movie but longer and better animated and IVE BEEN WAITING FOUR FUCKING YEARS-

Just. So excited overall. Can't wait to see where it goes. May make more posts abt my thoughts in tbe future.

[phoenixcatch7]

Bingqiu is so funny to me like,,, you have sexy man turned into an idea of a tumblr sexyman and uh, some guy that watches instagram reels bc “he could never be a TikTok user”

Asdfghjkl that's exactly what they are. No wonder they're so popular on tumblr XD. Sqq is that one reddit user who swears every week that he's leaving this toxic hole for good and you know you'll find him mere hours later arguing pedantry on some incredibly niche sub reddit.

And he's somehow gay married to a guy who underwent an irl sans verse swap with his evil version. Who is his 'I can fix him' blorbo. His poor little meow meow. Lbh would have an aesthetic tradwife account, you know the ones where there's some scandal about them actually being insanely rich and in some weird marriage? That's him. His recording room that looks like an offshoot of a small cosy traditional cottage is actually a renovated spare room in his palace quarters.

They're that one meme about their braincells cancelling each other out. They're so stupid I love them.

Thanks for the ask :D!

[briceterry04]

It's time for my autistic ass to gush about the new Sonic the hedgehog 3 (2024) movie trailer!!!

Our precious blue boi is still precious as ever, I know that this is gonna turn off some fans because Sonic Adventure 2 is a dark story, but Sonic in the mainline games can still be silly and precious.

We got another recreation scene of the end credits for Sonic the hedgehog 2 (2022) of Shadows eyes opening, which looks way more better.

Here we have a full look at shadow and... MARIA!?! The. Moment in the trailer is pretty wholesome, and I'll probably seen some fan artists drawing this scene. (If only if we got a moment of Maria dying like you sick fricks wanted)

Our precious bois are back and they're ready to kick some edgy ass!!!!

I can tell right now, Movie Shadow is gonna be a Tumblr Sexyman someday. The voice, I'm a little mixed about it. But hey, We might get a "Whoa..." Coming out of Shadow's mouth.

Also I accidentally paused which resulted in Sonic's face looking like this. I love it.

And in the trailer, Robotnik appears happily slapping his belly, I was hoping that Movie Robotnik was gonna get a fat suit so he can have more Eggman features. He also still has the MST3K banter with Agent Stone.

Another screenshot of Shadow. (I swear this movie is gonna have some excellent screenshots!!!)

AND THEN HE BE PULLING AN AKIRA!!!! Where's my Tumblr post? Hang on.

There we go! In the Tumblr post about the rumors of Keanu Reeves as Shadow, I wanted him to pull an Akira... And he's doing it!

And then last in the trailer we have...

GERALD ROBOTNIK!?! He gives his son a hug at the end of the trailer, it's cute, aside from the fact that it's robotnik, who only loves robots (and to some extent, Agent Stone)

Wow... I can't wait for this movie, after seeing the trailer, I was freaking out!!! It was so good! Today has been a good day. Sonic 3 movie trailer and Pizza Tower comes to the switch!

[thesimulacrasimp]

I just watched the first 2 eps of hazbin hotel so im gonna shout out my thoghts abt it. There will be mostly my opinion abt voices and songs n few others things. There also will be screenshots so..

HAZBIN HOTEL EP 1-2 SPOILERS WARNING‼️

Ok so idk how to start it. Ig ill start with voices

I really like new Charlies voice and her character changes in general. She acts and sounds like a disney princess, but with swears. Shes not just some naive little girl now, SHES A DISNEY PRINCESS WHO CAN SWEAR :DDD

Ok is it just me or Angels voice sound like- exact same like in the pilot? Maybe its just me. But i actually like it! Idk what else to say srry

Ok, Alastor- u may not be agree with me but i dont like his new laugh. Everything else in the voice is okay but i just always really liked og Alastors laugh and now its kinda meh, im sorry

Adam is a freaking bastard n i dont like him as a character, but his voice is AMAZING, especially when he sings (his voice was literally made for metal songs), n its really befitting his character (also his little song was amazing too, my 2nd fav of all songs so far)

Sir Pentious' voice situation is kinda the same as Alastors. Im okay with it but i like the original one more.

I really like Velvettes voice its really befitting her! Well gotta say everyone from VVV have awesome voices that really befitting their characters.

Valentino (idk if i spelled his name correctly)--- as with Adam, I dont like his character (fuck abusive partners), but his voice is cool, its exactly how i expected him to sound like. The only thing i didnt expect is his accent which goes like: "UngRRRateful whoRRRe!! D:<" idk why its funny to me sorry--- Also as i said early his voice is really befitting that type of people whos actin like: "cmon babe come back, i miss youuuu 🥺🥺🥺💔💔" *5 secs later* "COME BACK U STUPID WHORE, U GREESY BITCH—,

and omg... Vox....... Yk why i saved him for last? Cuz im gonna talk bout him ALOT. I already really loved his voice when i first heard it in the trailer, but when he appeared on screen I JUST FEEL IN LOVE. Not only his voice by itself is amazing, BUT ITS ALSO BECOMES STATIC N GLITHES WHEN HES ANGRY❗❗

I WAS SO WORRIED WHEN IN TRAILER WE DIDNT HEAR HIS VOICE HAVING TV STATIC EFFECTS, BUT HE ACTUALLY DO!!! IM SO HAPPY ABT THAT!! AND OMG HIS CHARACTER IN GENERAL-- HES LITERALLY MY FAV CHARACTER SO FAR. I LOVE HIM WITH EVERY LITTLE PIECE OF MY HEART!! IF HE WONT BECOME A TUMBLR SEXYMAN I WILL BE FUCKING MAD.

ALSO DIDJA LISTEN TO HIS AND ALASTORS SONG IN EP 2??????? ITS FUCKING AMAZINGDD, THE BEST SONG SO FAR, ITS MADE LIKE A TV PROGRAMM IN THE BEGINNING N DOESNT EVEN HAVE RHYMES IN SOME PLACES AND THAT IS SOO COOL, IT MAKES IT ALL LOOK SO COOL N SPECIAL!!! LOOK AT SOME SCREENSHOTS OF IT!!!!!!!

(ok im gonna shut up now-)

Another thing i wanna talk about is how fucking TERRIFYING Alastors demon form looks. JUST LOOK AT IT. ITS SO FCKIN HORRIFYING

also i really didnt expect to see sir Pentious cry-- its actually made my heart melt.

And the last song is really cute ❤️

soooo yeah! thats my thoughts so far, I didnt wanna put my thoghts on lore cuz it would be too much spoilers. (also if i didnt talk about voices of some characters, that means i like them and/or okay with them)

My review/thoughts on eps 3-4

My review/thoughts on eps 5-6

My review/thoughts on eps 7-8

[feminetomboy]

List of my favourite Tubbo content

I kinda just wanted to compile all my favourite and comfort content into a handy list that you can submit your followers to! All certified bangers, I am very much not biased (<- is biased).

The Nintendo Direct with Tubbo and Ranboo. It is just an hour of two friends gossiping about new games as they come out. None of them look better than Skylanders for the Wii.

Tubbo, Ranboo, Jack and Slimecicle just try to survive a game of Monopoly. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

My all time favourite. Two hours of Tubbo singing and playing his ukulele. If you need some comfort, this is really, really it.

Rare playthrough of Undertale by someone who has no idea what the game is about and only knows Sans because he won the Tumblr Sexyman award. He genuinely seems to adore the characters and the whole stream is lovely to watch. There are also parts 2 and 3, but he never finished the game.

Tubbo plays Fortnite from a hotel room with audio that sounds straight out of xbox lobby. It's so funny I swear.

All of his drunk streams/stories about being drunk. He is the most lightweight and also chaotic-good guy ever.

Drunk MCC | Watching clips from said MCC day after | Talking about his first time getting drunk (feat. Jack Manifold) | How he got kicked out of a night club

His 3 year Anniversary stream where he hangs out on the DSMP with Ranboo and then watches his old clips!

The very definition of a comfort stream. It feels like you're just sitting on your friend's couch while they clean.

From the subathon. He just sits on a swing and chats :)

This absolute cult classic, where he talks about the time Sneegsnag managed to brick his server. I recomend watching Sneeg's video as well for more context.

Absolutely worth mentioning are also his Vault Hunters streams from his alt. I'll link a few here, they are mostly just very chill 6 hour streams where he hops around and builds stuff you do not understand :) x x x

Some of my favourites seem to be lost media, but I'll try digging around some more and hopefully add them later ♥

[pie-guts]

Part 1 of me making designs and headcanons for these stupid character thingies. Starting off with The Brothers Strong. (I’ll be doing The Cheat, Coach Z, & Bubs next)

(Note: You don’t have to agree with any of the sexuality and/or gender hcs as long as you’re respectful about it)

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Explanation time! Yippee

Strong Sad: As you can notice, I didn’t really make too many changes with him. Except with some of the facial features; she now has some kind of swirly thing on the back of her head and freckles on her face. They also have swirly things on their knees as well along with cool striped fingerless gloves because yes. I actually did hc Strong Sad as nonbinary once but looking more into it now, I see Strong Sad to be genderfluid now. Since the wiki shows that Strong Sad is to be around his early-mid 20s, I decided to make him be around 24 years old. I decided to keep her height the same as the one on the wiki, which is 6’6”.

Strong Mad: Like Strong Sad, I didn’t make as many changes to him as before except for a darker skin tone along with freckles on the face and shoulders along with bandaging on his hands and his boots/shoes are a little more detailed now. I wasn’t sure as to what I could hc Strong Mad as so I hc’d him to be aroace and unlabeled. Going with the wiki again, saying that he’s around his late 20s-early 30s, I made him to be around 32 years old. Kept his canon height as well, 7’4”.

Strong Bad: Time for my favorite character ever since I was 4’s turn. (That sounded stupid) His design is probably the most detailed out of all the brothers’. His crest his fuckin’ big and more detailed. you could kill a whole family with that crest I think. The same goes with his gemstone thingy as well. He also has this cool mask pattern now as well and a spiked choker because yes and it looks cool on him. Since his canon height is legit 5’5”, I tried to make him look like it but I hope it doesn’t look like I gave him a Tumblr Sexyman bod cause I swear if any of you say that I will cry. And t-scars because transmasc Strong Bad real. He has cool a boxing glove design with stitching along with detailed shoelace boots. His age on the wiki was around mid-late 20s so I made him 26.

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That’s pretty much it for the explanation (I hope it doesn’t sound too stupid). But anyways, I hope the designs look cool to you guys!

[kamurocho-lullaby]

So I was planning to go through and pretty this up but I just haven't had the energy so I'm just gonna dump them here.

These are my notes from my first time watching the Yakuza movie!

I've added a cut because they're long. There's typos, they're not edited, it's literally just chaos bullet points but tadaaaah. There's also a lot of cussing, swearing, whatever u call it, so sorry.

Date is just so fuckin done with the Tokyo PD's shit I love him.

Throwing down in a Don Quixote, yes Kiryu.

WAIT IS THIS STARDUST! IS THAT FUCKIN YUYA?! IT IS AND KAZUKI TOO!

Wait who's this little shit bleeding in Kazuki's floor?

Kiryu's fight in the DQ reminds me of that gif of him fucking up a Poppo it's so good.

HOLY SHIT ITS MILENNIUM TOWER! I sure hope that doesn't explode.

HERE HE IS! Mr Tumblr Sexyman himself.

WHY ISNT HE SHIRTLESS COWARDS

I can't get over the fact Majima supposedly reads the financial times

"where's Kiryu?" "Somewhere" "not good enough" *murder*

I love the idea that Majima is at the batting cages so often it's his office. Like he absolutely painted that sign himself what a dork.

This chick is insane and wants to go robbing stores when a Yakuza war is breaking out, side story material

Date is so fuckin done literally said "not my Division"

AAAAAHHHHHH ITS HARUKA!!!!

Kiryu seems a lot colder in this movie than he is in the games idk maybe he'll warm up

Who is this cocktail making silent man I am so confused

Why is Kazuki so hot?!

THEYRE ROBBING A PORK BOWL SHOP WHAT THE FUCK

Majima and crew are goofy as fuck and I really love them literally everyone is scared of them it's fucking hilarious

HE CALLS HIS CREW KIDDIES and then ditches them to get his rocks off in a video store and the guy he beaned with a fuckin baseball in his own crew is like "ILL FOLLOE U TO THE ENDS OF THE ESRTH"

This man is goofy as fuck one second and then breaking fingers and toes to find his boyfriend the next

DUDE HES PAYING THIS KID WITH PAIN WTF I wanna be this kid wtf

Oh fuck he's got a gun, nobody should allow Majima a gun

HIS CREW KNOWS THE DEAL THEY'RE ALL HANDS UP DONT SHOOT ME BOSS I LOVE YOU

Literally the Majima fam have a "oh fuck the boss has got a gun" emergency plan

I just noticed he's wearing a studded belt omg

Kiryu needs more frown lines

OHHHH DADS MEET AGAIN

Haruka got some sass I love her

"don't be corrupting her mind" what the fuck Date he found her like that

Majima was fuckin up Pink Street why didn't he go karaoke

Lol the guy at Ebisu Pawn gives zero shits about being robbed

Kiryu, Haruka and the dog make a cute picture I love it

Fuckin Majima isn't even like looking for intel he's just wandering around shouting about Kiryu-chaaaaaaaan

Lol Kiryu gets a flip phone and it's got a charm on it omg

"over the top shit is his trademark" you don't fuckin say

LOL DATE he's just like Kiryu and Majima are up to shit it's your fuckin problem I'm out "the military won't even save your asses" omg

Don't tell me the fuckin Jingweon are here I don't wanna fuckin deal with thaaaaaaat

"Yokohama's Lau Kalong" WAIT WHAT (having learned more about 7, YES that Lau Kalong apparently the Snake Flower Triad are a bunch of assholes and they're also like everywhere)

Oh fuck this kid's been sent to kill Kyohei Jingu?! no shit of course he has

Oh fuck SERENA I didn't think we'd see that in this movie

Lol Kiryu knows the RGG way, they ain't dead until you see a body and even then cough cough Kashiwagi cough cough

Lol Haruka teaching him to use a cellphone

Majima taking a break from getting his ass kicked by Kiryu to beat up his boys is so fuckin funny

Haruka's just on the sidelines like "these fuckin dumbass boys smh"

I'm sad it's not his lacquered tanto

Yo Kiryu is fuckin merciless what?!

LOL HE JUST FUCKIN DROPPED Kiryu is so done with his dumbass boyfriend flopping on the groud

Lol all the Yakuza in Kamurocho mobilising like the fuckin Avengers

LOL the bank robbers feeding everyone in the bank is just wild I love it, still can't figure out who they are tho (they're side story material)

LOL ALL OF MAJIMAS GUYS CRAMMED IN AN AMBULACE

How is Majima MORE unhinged in this movie than he is in the games

Theatre square! Honestly the shots in this movie are actually pretty good, im surprised

The Jingweon's gun is a monstrosity why the fuck

Is that supposed to be Shimano?

Kazuki getting all intimidating with the weapons dealer do be kinda hot tho why he gotta grab him by his chin like thst

Also why does Kiryu know this guy and why does he know he's a massochist?!

LOL Kiryu protecting Haruka from the creep but like why is she there?!

Kiryu hearing all this shit about his kyoudai and he's just like... Stomping around like a mad man

Wait is Kazuki an imposter yet? (Spoiler alert, probably)

Lol these idiots cleaning up Pink Street like Majima isn't just gonna whirlwind through it again

"Don't fall for hosts, they'll get you in the end" solid advice Kiryu but are u talking from experience or? Like iirc hosts weren't a thing when u went to jail my man.

What the fuck is this dramatic military shit what who is this man?!

FUCKIN MAJIMA IN THE "BATHOUSE"

Kiryu actually trusts Majima to not go after Haruka! And he doesn't! He's actually genuinely not a bad man he's just mad as a bag of cats

Oh that whole Majima and Kiryu not killing people thing is out the window in this movie omg

"Kiryu-chan, you're so cool" Majima says through a mouthful of blood after he's been knocked fuckin cold onto his ass. This man has it so bad I love it

THE MAJIMA PEEPING AROUNF THE HALLWAY SCENE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

Fuckin Majima just pelting Kiryu in the gut with baseballs omg this movie is wild

FUCKIN HIS BAT GOT STUCK IN THE WALL OMG

Dude these guys literally kick the shit out of each other it's vicious I love it

The level of choreographed homoerotic whump in this movie

He just straight up put his foot on his ass

WHAT THE FUCK MAJIMA GET UR DICK OUT OF HIS FACE

SOMEBODY SHOT MY MAJIMA!!!!!

KAZAMA SHOT MY MAJIMA!!!!!

"Fuck you murder dad you shot my boyfriend"

OH THE GANGS ALL HERE ITS DATE

Wait do I get to see Nishiki?!

WHAT THE FUCK WHY DOES NISHIKI LOOK LIKR THST

WILL EVERYONR PLEASE STOP GETTING SHOT!!!!

The fuckin Staminan X and shit in the shop that's so rad, of course Kiryu is like I'll just chug some of this shit and go fuckin kill my bro I'm fine

THE TATTOO THAT WAS A FUCKIN RAD REVEAL

Oh hey it's Zombie Majima

Who allowed a military helicopter into fuckin Kamurocho airspace that's gotta be so illegal what the fuck

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE BANK ROBBERS I love how they're just laying on the floor with the staff resigned to their shit

Nishiki put the fish away you dumb fuck

Lol Kiryu literally doesn't give a fuck about the Tojo and here's Nishiki making it all about the Tojo like bro wise up Kiryu is done with your shit

Kiryu just stone cold dead until he gets some of that Staminan that's a full triple heat gauge baby the dragon is back omg this movie is the dumbest shit I love it

The fuckin slow mo! 2007 did not deserve this movie

Top ten ways to kill your kyoudai, number 12 will jack your dad!

Wait we're not gonna get Mr "Beautiful Eyes" here are we?

Akiyama come get ur cash!!!!

Moooooom, Millennium Tower blew up again!

Y'know Date is kinda hot...

Suzuki also has no business being that hot

Fuckin Majima's dumbass batting cages sign someone better save his ass I swear to fuck

Fuckin dumbass got shot and he thinks he's got the flu lol

WHY IS THE DOG IN MILENNIUM TOWER?!?! WHAT THE FUCK KIRYU?!

Oh shit there's Kiryu oops guess he's not to blame for the dog

Question, how the fuck they gonna get down from the tower?

Oh my god okay it's done I'll clean this up later (spoiler alert, he did not clean it up later)

[marzghost]

GUYS there's one thing that Scar needs to be a TRUE Tumblr sexyman and that thing is self shipping/Selfcest! Almost every Tumblr sexyman has been shipped with themselves at some point so to do my part and make Scar a TRUE Tumblr sexyman I present to you DOUBLEMAYOR AKA Double life Scar x Mayor Scar. That is all #VOTE GOODTIMESWITHSCAR FOR MCYT TUMBLR SEXYMAN PLEASE! LIKE LOOK AT HIM HE'S GOT A TOP HAT SKIN AND HE WAS SHIPPED WITH HIS ENEMY JSHLATT ALREADY! I love techno as much as the next techno fan but he isn't tumblr sexyman sexy and we all know it. He isn't pathetic enough or a wet cat😔 VOTE SCAR! IF SCAR WINS I'LL FULLY COLOR IT AND MAKE MORE I SWEAR

[objectcrazy]

I posted 1,606 times in 2022

That's 1,606 more posts than 2021!

689 posts created (43%)

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I tagged 753 of my posts in 2022

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#vore talk - 280 posts

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#orginal character - 76 posts

#safe vore - 65 posts

#v0re ocs - 64 posts

#tsp - 43 posts

#the stanley parable - 42 posts

Longest Tag: 102 characters

#all the good shit is media specific and just. i like oc vore i can’t think of any media i want vore of

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I don’t include any swearing in my fics because “i don’t think the narrator is allowed to say fuck” and just.

he really is. he really is not allowed to say fuck.

What if the narrator isn’t allowed to say fuck but stanley is?

166 notes - Posted September 27, 2022

#4

Horrid thought: TSP ending where you show the narrator one of those “only gay people can read this” memes and once he realizes what he’s said he gets so mad he just ends the game right there out of spite

188 notes - Posted September 25, 2022

#3

Y’all will be like “this is the hottest man i’ve ever seen” even though you’ve never ACTUALLY SEEN HIM. you don’t fucking know what he looks like he could be sooooo ugly. Schrodigner’s sexyman if you will.

369 notes - Posted September 28, 2022

#2

Why every human narrator design built like this mf

See the full post

369 notes - Posted October 8, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Im right

415 notes - Posted October 9, 2022

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[glowbug252]

GUYS I SWEAR TO GODDDDDD

IF I SEE ONE (1) MORE DRAWING OF FUNTIME FREDDY AS A HUMAN AND HES A SKINNY WHITE TWINK I AM GOING TO START BLOCKING PEOPLE

he’s fucking fat guys WHY he’s got to fit whole whole ass kids in his stomach and can canonically hold a teenager what do you MEAN he’s built like human bill cipher from the early tumblr sexyman era????? 😭😭😭

I have nothing wrong with people drawing him as human and I understand some people really struggle w/animatronics but COME ON

YOURE GOING TO SEE THIS MAN AND LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND SAY “yeah if he was a human he’d be skinny and have the classic small pointed anime chin”

GUYS PLEASE MY CROPS ARE DYING

[josephsaturn]

hey guys do you think my ethics professor is kinda weird?

[braisedhoney]

I say, would you like to be a hero?

look. @modmad’s webcomic The Property of Hate is… ridiculously good. so good. that is some top tier content and i love it to death. and right now there’s a crowdfunding campaign to get volume three in print, and it is so goddamn close to meeting the goal. volume three contains my favorite chapters, and i’m a collector at heart so i can’t help but want to snag it, so ig this counts as a promo piece? a self-serving promo/signal boost? …is that just fanart? idk.

anyway if you like comics (hi crew) give it a read on the website <-there. i swear the whole concept changed the way i look at art. even if you can’t contribute to the campaign, it’s a super fun series that you can binge for free! gotta love webcomics.

also i’m like 90% sure RGB qualifies as a tumblr sexyman, which is hilarious. so if TV-head guy sparks your fancy, he’s in it a lot. go wild.

this is the longest description i’ve ever done for my art, and it’s legit to promote an inspiration of mine. probably shows how passionate i am about it.

(now i’m off to work on more iswm stuff, because i can’t help myself lol o7)

[actualbird]

// main story 6.2 spoilers

some 6.2 asks and responses under the cut!! answering 6.2 related asks like this for maybe a day or so just so that ppl who r avoiding spoilers dont get smacked in the face with them, KJBAKJFBKS

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@ihavenotfallenyet asked:

he is sO SOFT HHHHHH. pls, i wish we got this as an illustration. artem in the hospital bed, looking up tenderly at mc. in the aftermath of All That, they are both alive and theyre here for each other no matter what

//faint sounds of me sobbing

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@papercloudx asked:

VYN IS SO FRIGGING FUNNY. the utter PETTINESS ON THIS DUDE and delivered with such ease and elegance in that line particularly!! that also made me go "i love him, your honor" because i totally interpreted that bit with my Begrudging Care for Found Family Member Goggles and took it as vyn just being so so allergic at being sincere and he wants to look cool and aloof to mc as well so, there we have it

hyperbolized, this was such a tsundere move for vyn to pull

artem: thanks for the first aid---

vyn: i d-dont care about your health, b-baka!! >/////<

i hope that gives whoever is reading this some psychic damage. and yes, if tot were more popular, vyn's popularity would frigging skyrocket to tumblr sexyman levels. the next loki in the making, i swear

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papercloudx asked:

YES YESSSSSSSSSS

god i rlly loved this chapter so much. ava was such a FANTASTIC VILLAIN and her beliefs and motives were so satisfyingly contrasted to mc and artem and then so satisfyingly DEFEATED BY THEM TOO.

god, exactly. fear and desperation is a tricky thing, to the point that ava, during her fucked up life or death game, was consumed by those things and went in for the kill. living with that is terrible, so she validates her actions by making others do the same thing and proving that this horrid cruelty is inside all of us. she made others think that death and violence is the only outcome because thats what she thought too

mc (or artem, based on the lever choice u make) prove her wrong. and that shakes her ENTIRE WORLDVIEW so much to the point shes shocked for just enough seconds that jerry manages to get the element of surprise on her and kill her

and HOPE. YES. HOPEEEEEEE!!!!! call me a sappy optimist, but this game's fixation on hope, primarily distilled in mc's character, is just something i love so much.

i said in my reaction post that the cases will get more complicated and mc's unease may grow and a neat court trial wont be able to solve everything but

even as things get darker, mc is gonna keep on trucking with that hope. i would love it if she gets moments of feeling a bit lost a bit helpless but still, after everything, she still gets up because she believes that things can get better

//LOUD SOUNDS OF ME SOBBING

and yes, nxx team always there to ruin the moment like the bastards they are (affectionate <3!!!!)