#i think the latter

[especially-the-beans]

Is alice being actually followed by mr bonzo... or has she developed paranoia after exploring the magnus insitute, just like red canary?

[yousignedupforthis]

Do we think there's secret messages in the album booklet like old times or it's just a lil promo thing

[mirkwood]

do yall think melkor wears an undershirt under his armor or is he a tits out kinda guy

[himbohargreeves]

can’t decide if it would be funnier for diegolila to consistently be their cunty selves even with the baby around or to be so so normal and cheery with the baby and then immediately switch back to being cunts when she’s gone

[cepheusgalaxy]

The Snow White One - tag: sw wip

Genre: Fantasy adventure

What is it about: Snow White is a princess called Rosanne who has a Perfect Princess persona (called Snow White). Her mother passed away five years ago or so and her father is deeply grieving her. Rose convinces her father to get married again so he'll have someone to help him to rule the kingdom since he is clearly struggling to do it as it is. They throw in a ball a la Cinderella to choose the new queen and they end up catching the attention of a manipulative noble named Katarina von Waldeck who wants to use the Palace's gold to restructure the whole economic system and instaurate capitalism in the kingdom. (She is the Evil Queen.) Rose and her closest friend find this out and try to stop her, but then the Queen finds out that they know her true intentions, and when they get to know that she knows that they know, they run away. Now they try to gather allies to take down the queen before she does something terrible like, idk, killing the king, or worse, capitalism.

Who is in it:

Rose (she/her) - Main traits: Kind, calculist, stoic. She is the heir and only princess of Araxacy, and a perfectionist. She is a very selfless person and always acts with the big picture in mind. She is veeery smart and a very good actress, and also knows how to read people well and get them on their side. She sometimes acts in a purely strategic way without considering someone's feelings and is sometimes she gets afraid of what she is capable to do, so she tries to compensate with her Perfect Princess persona: aka "princess Snow White", her popular title, a princess of the people, a kind and mercyful and perfect and pure soul. What everybody wants.

June (he/him/?) - Main traits: Skeptical, silly in an edgy way, stoic(/unfriendly). June doesn't have a surname. His parents kicked him out of home a few years ago and without many options, he started to work at the manor of the Lady of where he lived. -> Note: Araxacy is a big country with a federal government. That is, there is the Big Central Power (the Palace) and each area of the country has some autonomy and is ruled by a landlord or lady. The territory where June lives are the Von Waldeck lands, whose lady is Katarina von Waldeck (the to-be Evil Queen). He was a servant (I even have all the Von Waldeck's manor internal logistics in a doc lol) at Katarina's manor and when she got married, the Estate and the territorry were passed down to her sister, and June was one of the chosen servants to go to the Palace with her. When he started working there, he and Rose became literal best friends cuz both were very loney and are around the same age, and later, found out Katarina's secret and ran away. It was a little hard to believe his friend when she found out, and at first, he was on Katarina's side, since after all, she was the one who took him under her wing and had been kind of a projected mother figure to him after he lost his home, but lastly, he believed Rose and they both ran away. He may be a little grumpy and bitter but at his core he's a very gentle person.

Katarina (she/her) - Main traits: Manipulative, charismatic, opportunistic, smart. The Evil Queen. She is a very oportunistic and calculist person, always acting on her own interests. She has some allies from outside the country AND if she wasn't That Evil she would be a great ruler: During "the crisis", when the king could barely, like, do his thing, all of the territories were left on their own, and Katarina's was one of the most prosperous of them all. She knows how to get what she wants, how to manipulate, gatekep, gaslight and girlboss people and how to deal with politics, the people and money. But she is very very selfish. Even if their moral alignements are very different, Katarina and Rose kind of share this trait (i did that on purpose lol): Even if Rose's morals completely bring to zero her chances of doing such a thing, they both evaluate people and can be very calculist and manipulative if they want.

Irae (she/her) - Main traits: Playful, careful, ambitious. Some countries away from Araxacy, there is a county named Tibai, whose economy is centred around the sea. All the story is set on this continent, and Tibai is one of the biggest countries on it. Irae is a corsair pirate under the comand of a noble house: She was formerly an outlaw pirate who was pretty famous and at one point, instead of trying to take her down, the Lily House decided to hire her and bring her to her side. Irae accepted, beacuse if not she'd be a little screwed, and now she works partially as some law-enforcement, but she also has the legal pass to do most of what she wants. She meets June and Rose after they ran away, cuz she was sent to catch some thieves, but then she decided to help them out, partially cuz she has a big heart, partially cuz she thought Rose is very very cute, and partially cuz she knows she can get something out of the situation. She is a very lightmooded person and althought she is not very wise she's streetsmart and has a charm that takes most people down. Also, I'm still detailing her backstory but she became a pirate because a territorrial dispute amongst some noble houses caused a civil war and her hometown was destroyed in the process. She lived in the streets for a while.

Cauan (he/him) - Main traits: (...) His backstory is gonna have some changes, but overall he is the prince of the other big big country on the continent, a place rich in both gold and technology advances (simple stuff like aluminium prosthetics and very neat vehicles and experimental eletricity). He is not very fleshed out yet.

Phillipp (he/him) - Main traits: Humble, optimistic, a little naive. Philipp is Rose’s father and the king. He’s a caring parent and wasn’t born in the royalty; he was a marquis who married Rose’s mother, the long gone queen, and outside of that I still don’t have him very fleshed out.

Note A: Cauan's original name in Portuguese is Cauã but I decided to adapt it since Cauan is pronounced (?) similarly in English.

Note B: Also, some of the character's names are inspired by what seems to be the origin of Snow White's story, an old gossip about a noble family from some hundreds of years ago.

[viola-ophelia]

am i the top related blog in the john andre tag because of the sexyman poll? or am i just the most prolific andre-poster in general slkfjskdjfhdks

[ciaran]

if you have 3000$ and the option to make incremental good happen in 10 people’s lives OR to make something very good happen to 1 person which would you choose

[iwillbreakyourfuckingskull]

when you suddenly start acting like a different person and you're like "oh shit am i a different person"

[canisalbus]

[i-exist-because-reasons]

my alarm is still activated

the sound of my phone is on

but I slept through it and woke up an hour and a half later

two theories :

1. It rang but I was so out of it that I turned it off, fell back asleep and I have no memory of it

2. The demon under my bed was in a silly goofy mood

[idolomantises]

I'm ngl i kinda wish people wouldn't look at a character I create, see that they're mean, and then immediately assume by default they're actually super tragic and a sad woobie. And I'm not even saying this to be like "people need to appreciate 2-dimensional villains!" because I don't agree with those people either.

It's like if a character is a jerk, it either needs to be justified with a sad backstory, or they need to be a saturday morning cartoon villain. it can't just be a part of their personality.

[tinartss]

this guy…

[rookflower]

starting a petition to end this dichotomy in warrior cats designs forever

[otaku553]

Ok so I have been stewing this crossover au in my brain nonstop for the past few days and. I am nothing if not committed to the bit, so. Volume cover redraws :)

Here are the originals:

If you want to read more about my one piece spy x family crossover, keep reading!

So the idea is simple! Crossover reincarnation au where ASL is reborn in Spy x Family. They’re each born separately and none of them are born with the same names as their previous lives, and with no way of finding each other, they each find their own thing to do in the world.

Sabo, too used to the dangers of being a spy, eventually finds a cause to devote himself to again, in preventing war from engulfing the country he was reborn in. Ace, drawn to fire as he was in his previous life, used arson as a means to rob rich people for sustenance and survival, and is eventually scouted and hired by Garden as a fire specialist and assassin. And Luffy, though born in perhaps the poorest condition, grows up happily and takes whatever part time jobs he wants to do.

The thing about Sabo is that, as much as he seems like a young man of good repute and high standing within society, everyone in WISE knows that he is a massive nuisance. Nobody knew in the beginning how a child less than half the age of most of their veteran agents could have the same skills and knowledge in their profession. Sabo was— and still is— hyper competent, and by the time WISE figured out just how much of a menace to society he was, it was too late.

Ace forgot for the first few years of his new life that he wasn’t made of fire, and consequently, received multiple accidental burns. This did not deter him, however, from growing up to be a very skilled arsonist, well-practiced in every which way to start a dumpster fire or house fire. As a teenage he would use this often to draw attention as he robbed rich people blind. When he was caught, he was given an ultimatum by Garden: join them and receive payment for starting fires and causing problems under contract, or face the government and authorities for his crimes. Begrudgingly, he joined Garden, but eventually comes to appreciate that he can make substantial money in his element.

Luffy is Luffy. No telepathy or experimentation, no fancy schools, no gimmicks or secret identities. But he has still lived an extremely colorful life in this world, full of fascinating and kind individuals who have helped him grow up healthy and relatively happy. He goes where he is free, and he takes whatever part time jobs he wants in order to make the minimum he needs to survive.

Ace and Sabo find each other first, in their late teens, and neither of them realize that the other remembers their previous life, but both refuse to separate. (Sabo thinks Ace doesn’t remember, because Ace didn’t recognize him. Ace never saw Sabo grow up past 10, however, so he doesn’t recognize older Sabo immediately. By the time he does realize who exactly Sabo is, Sabo has backtracked and pretends to know Ace from a dream, or from somewhere else.)

Sabo’s attachment to Ace, predictably, causes problems between Sabo and WISE, but by then, Sabo is indispensable to the organization, and they make an exception for Sabo to be able to remain with Ace, so long as Ace never finds out what Sabo’s actual job is. Ace, on the other hand, hides his job because he doesn’t want his brother, who he has just found and who does not know Ace well enough yet, to know that he makes a living from killing people.

And they find Luffy sometime afterwards, prior to the beginning of the Spy x Family canon. Luffy figures out, not long after moving in with his brothers, both of his brothers’ secret occupations and the fact that both of them remember their past memories. He thinks it is common knowledge, however, and so he never brings it up.

[aq2003]

has anyone gotten the idea that odysseus' storyline in hades 2 is a depiction/exploration of trauma over his SA and how he's blaming himself for things that were out of his control? because that's the impression i'm getting from what i've seen. he talks about "goddesses" as his "greatest weakness" and that "he's not one to say no to them"...

when mel invites him to the bath, he brings up mortals having different standards for intimacy than gods and how it usually has a more romantic/sexual connotation. she then asks if he's uncomfortable and he has a startled reaction and brings up circe and calypso again (but never actually by name)

(this isn't ship/romance bait btw. odysseus knew mel as a kid and they're stated in-game to have a sibling/uncle-niece relationship)

also he grew apart from penelope after his return, but the game makes a point of showing that his love for penelope and telemachus is what drove him on at all so that element of his character isn't brought into question

[va-draws]

I’ve been enjoying @buggachat bakery enemies au for quite a while but yesterday’s part reminded me of something and it needed to be done

Reference

And sorry for the not so great handwriting, and the possible typos english is not my first language