#i want to marry him so badly

[ark1os]

“But my hands are full” *is holding her* . Oh im sooooo normal about them. Its like whatever

[yuripira4e]

trying to explain to other otasune fans that snake is NOT the one with internalized homophobia in their coupling

[tired-biscuit]

Kiba drags you out to the bar with him and his friends, insisting you play pool with them. As you line up your shot you feel a broad chest lean along your back, his arms winding around you to adjust the shot better. You can feel the heat radiating from him, his breath hot on your ear- IM FERAL. PLS BISCUIT

i like to imagine that he doesn’t even do it on purpose for once!

he actually wants to help you out since you did him a favour by actually agreeing to go out with his rowdy group of friends and because you’ve teamed up and he wants to win, but instead he riles you up with the closeness and the low, surprisingly patient tone that he’s using with you and that is so unlike him, and it makes you completely mess up the shot.

to be fair, it’s not your fault. you can’t concetrate for the life of you when he’s right behind you, pressing himself against you, holding you steady, making you notice how hot his body temperature is… it’s even worse that he’s talking in a way that makes him sound like he’s trying to get into your pants, even if all he’s doing is being competitive.

so as you both watch the ball bounce off the table — you with your face burning hot with embarrassment, and him with an expression that’s riddled with confusion — he’s just angling his head slightly to the side, putting his hands on his hips prior to turning to face you and asking, “what the fuck are you actin’ so damn jumpy for?”

[swordmaid]

i am wide awake thinking about that post canon jb au again when I should be sleeping …!!! such is the nature of the jbrainrot…

[p4nishers]

let me just say this: if crowley EVER makes an actual move on aziraphale and aziraphale gives even a HINT of reciprocation it's over for him in SECONDS bc u know aziraphale half asses nothing so it'll be like crowley tries to brush their fingers together and aziraphale fully beams at him and interlocks their fingers in seconds. crowley stares speechlessly at their hands for 5 minutes, looks up at aziraphale and faints. crowley gets aziraphale flowers and aziraphale puts them in the very center of his shop where everyone can see and keeps them alive for months. crowley fights a giggle every time he sees them. crowley offers his jacket on a cold night and aziraphale wears the jacket everywhere for weeks and gushes about it to everyone he meets. crowley chokes on his breath every meeting aziraphale is in it without fail. crowley slyly asks aziraphale on an actual romantic date and aziraphale SLAMS down their wedding invitations infort him of like "im so glad u asked, dear, i've been waiting for this" then launches into a rant about flower arrangements and table cloth colors and crowley is left blinking at him and trying not to explode. poor snake.

[sysig]

DAX “Cold and Unromantic” SCII is what he’s called (Patreon)

[riddlingwife]

anyway i want him

[rinbylin]

“乖！等我买了房子就娶你！”

我可能遇到了救星 HI VENUS EP. 21: 把院长玩弄于股掌！( • ̀ω•́ )✧

[hadesoftheladies]

hate going for christian weddings sometimes because i always see the prettiest women with the ugliest men, the sermon is always some shit about wives being slaves (but not like bad slavery, mutual slavery except the husband is a benevolent master which makes it okay) and making babies for their husband, the music is always lame, the mc is always weird and obnoxious, and older women keep fucking asking me when it's gonna be my turn and never take no for an answer.

[imaginarianisms]

more asoiaf comparisons, parallels & antiparallels to the first dance of the dragons vs the second & final dance of the dragons (& possibly the sixth blackfyre rebellion): the blacks being daenerys i targaryen's supporters, the golds being aegon vi targaryen's supporters, tommen baratheon being a close equivalent to gaemon palehair & his mother essie & sylvenna sand which may be interpreted as a parallel with queen cersei lannister & taena merryweather of myr, trystane truefyre being a close equivalent to aegon/young griff & perkin being jon connington & the shepherd being the new high septon the high sparrow, dalton greyjoy being euron i greyjoy's ancestor & the latter surpassing him, alyn waters later alyn velaryon resembling aurane waters later aurane velaryon & finishing what their ancestors started. history repeats itself.

[widowshill]

– Jeff and I love each other, we're going to be married, and that's all there is to it. – It will be the greatest mistake of your life.

[theloveinc]

i love u bakugo katsuki😔🫶🏻 my pookie bear … my baby😩

[halfyearsqueen]

need people to understand that criston cole was by her side most every day of her life since she was seven years old and that the nature of their relationship was questioned publicly by alicent when she was twelve years old. their relationship wasn’t ? she was kind to him, yes. and they likely did have a courtly love thing going on - but any serious feeling she had for him beyond the crush of a child fawning over a handsome knight dies at some point, ( likely after alicent called into question the nature of their dynamic ) because then she’s forced to confront the reality any thing between them is going to venture straight into scandal territory. she knows the story of lucamore the lusty, she knows that she would be damning him to a life upon the wall at best . so she moves on.

[235uranium]

I do think so much about louis' ending though. he spends all this time realizing who he is and how he'll never be satisfied living as a Normal Wealthy Herbivore... but has to make the painful decision to go through with an arranged marriage so he can use his position of immense privilege to force political reform. and he's like, 20.

[mqfx]

I can fuck anyone but with whom can I sit in the river

[mymarifae]

i dont pay attention to the star rail story besides your posts and honestly seems like a fun pairing .............................. omg.................

THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING MY VISION 🫶🏾 the more i sit with it the more i like it. they're cute! i'm so glad that argenti was the one to scoop aventurine out of the nihility maybe ratiorine shippers will shut up about veritas' note and stop acting like it was the only thing that mattered to aventurine in that moment. like excuse me? his conversation with acheron? his farewell to his past self? argenti apparently coming in and slinging him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and carrying him to safety ???? IT WASN'T JUST VERITAS like it's one thing to simply say that his note was a contributing factor. but it wasn't the only one. this makes me mad sorry i wish all ratiorine shippers a very "hey guys you do know that aventurine is his own character outside of veritas right" Anyway

i spent the last little bit of my shift starting to write a fic in my head about how i think these two would play out, so... that's a thing i'll be working on now! along with my other 500 miscellaneous projects. the (??????? don't ask me for ship names i'm serious) vision will be brought to life properly and not just in a brief impromptu essay. yay 🫶🏾 i think it'll be a fun journey