#i was a weird child

[sustetas]

Emo Trinity memes I had saved on my old phone that I was able to unlock today (forgot the password). I miss this

[gtzel]

Ya know eighth-grade syndrome? Like where a kid thinks they’re the main character and have special powers and such. Yeah….i used to be one of *those* kids. But instead of being a special dude with epic powers that i had to keep hidden i was…well, to be completely honest, i got eighth-grade syndrome around the time i first discovered gt. So my experience was more like “im an insanely wired guy who can see tiny people, like borrowers and fairies. And I can talk to them. But since im the only boy who can see them i have to keep it a secret to everyone” suffice it to say, i was a bit obsessed with borrowers as a whole.

[callsigncrash]

9 year old me making Killer Croc be Honey Swamp’s dad because reptiles and Warner Bros.

My imagination:

What it would be in reality:

[chelseasasimmer]

@rebouks made some student ID cards for her sims and I was like, you know what, that's cool as shit. So as a result, I spent far too long making some fake student IDs for my fake people to go to their fake schools. I'm very normal.

school logos made using DesignEvo

Also, I'm not tagging anyone, but if you want to make some fake student IDs for your sims, I think you should. It was very fun.

[vodkasooda]

13 y/o me walking alone in the woods:

damn, I hope I find a dead body

[cardboardbox-fly]

Remembering that one time I used nail polish remover pads as makeup remover wipes…

I was like 7 tho so it was ok

[cchallucination]

did anyone else have this irrational fear of forgetting to put their shoes on and going to school barefoot when they were little? No? Just Me? ...Okay.

[painted-lemon]

when i found out the tooth fairy wasnt real i wasnt upset. easter bunny? no tears. unicorns, fairys? whatever. but, you know what? little me lost her crap when she found out the muppets arent real

[monstermommymilkers]

the visceral and violent recollection of my childhood pipeline from disney and pixar to furry and otherkin

[certified-scoundrel]

just remembered the song i made with my friends as a kid. it was called 'The Roadkill Song' and the gist of it is that youd make an animal sound a few times and then throw yourself on the floor and scream roadkill.

For example, if you went with mouse, itd be "squeak squeak-squeak squeak, squeak-squeak squeak-squeak-squeak- ROADKILL"

except see sometimes we chose animals and we didnt know what sound they made, so on occasion itd just be shit like

"skunk skunk-skunk skunk, skunk-skunk skunk-skunk-skunk- ROADKILL"

[gender-thief2]

i used to think if i opened my eyes during prayer at church i would see jesus just like floating in the middle of the room so i would always peek my eyes open and be like “dang it i just missed him” because i also thought he would immediately disappear whenever someone opened their eyes.

maybe this is why i am the way i am today

[mx-melancholic]

Giving Doctor Who 10 years to re-watch it has been one of the best decisions of my life. Now introducing: Was this trait mine or did my young impressionable mind pick it up from the show?

It's so much fun

[arti-mess]

When I was a kid, I put quarters in my mouth and pretended to be a DVD player.

Does anyone else have a weird kid confession?

[o0dorkk0o]

My favorite toys as a kid were:

Scissors

Matches or a lighter

flashlights

And umbrellas

I lived as a point-and-click game.

[froggyfun365]

[megafaggot19292292939203939]

oh the things i would do to go back to my creepypasta phase