#i will not explain

[corkinavoid]

Danny and Tim: *monsterfucking*

Nocturn in the background:

[jelly-fish-wishes]

It’s April Fool’s Day.

Time to show off the three idiots dancing in circles in the microwave.

Behold

The Holy Trinity

Of Evil Bottoms Jesters

[strawberrus0da]

This came to me in a vision

[rinkunokoisuru]

For @prisms-writing

[sapiomorph]

[giggle-shade]

*whispers to self* benormalbenormalbenormal

*fails gloriously*

[i-just-drink-coffee]

The Yellowjackets as some tik tok trends with no explanation

Lottie- Mama a girl behind YOU 💜

Natalie- What I Do

Shauna- That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow

Jackie- Can I go Ellie and Mason house please

Tai- Black solo poly amputee hijabi

Van- I like my sootcase

Mari- Queen never cry

Misty- I just want to be a part of your symphony

Laura Lee- Hello Dubai

Akilah- Onika Burgers

Travis- My boy here/ I finna be in the pit

Coach Ben- Donatella VERSACE 💜

[cheesecakeislazy]

I know nobody cares, but I just watched UltraMan: Rising. I just wanted to watch it because Kenji looked hot. Y’all didn’t tell me I would cry from watching it what the fuck. I hope they make a sequel.. I loved the animation so much- same reason I love the Spiderverse movies, animation that really feels like a moving comic. The story was fucking great. That’s not a fucking kids movie y’all, that is a… uhm.. I dunno y’all I’m still fangirling over how much I loved it. If you haven’t seen it go watch it. I’m kinda late to the party but I finally made time to watch it and I’m so glad!!!

I <3 Kenji Sato 🥺❤️

[storybookhawke]

i think Carver Hawke would be a car man

[strawbii-chu]

they cant catch me alive if i kill myself HERE ARE SOME MILES X PHOENIX HEADCANONS SPEEDRUN TIMER STARTS NOW

the t4t couple ever. these homos.

Miles Edgeworth

She/they

Genderqueer, transfem, queer, aroace

later in life discovered she was trans because there is no universe where Manfred is accepting of gay people let alone trans people.

Chinese-american

Mom is NOT DEAD!! she was deported they're gonna reunite trust gang

ALBINO. THEY ARE ALBINO. SHE LACKS PIGMENTATION IN ALL AREAS. SHE IS ALBINO.

Phoenix Wright

He/him (doesnt care if u use they)

Trans man, bisexual, demiro

knew from the start he was a guy. Has two moms and they both clocked his tea. I shan't lie to you. got puberty blockers at a young age, has had all the surgeries :D

Mexican-american!! sperm donor was very white but his birth-mom is a dark skinned mexican so hes pretty tan

ONTO TRUCY + APOLLO THE SILLIES!!!!!

BOTH are native american cause i fucking said so suck my tits!!!!!!!

Trucy Wright

No pronoun pref, prefers feminine descriptions tho!

Aroace, Lesbian

never rlly came out to Miles or Phoenix, they just never assumed she was straight in the first place :3

Special interest is magic and deception basically, but she cycles through a few other hobbies as well when she has the time! She likes singing and translating vocaloid songs into proper english lyrics mainly

Apollo Justice

He/Him

Biromantic/Asexual

Actually did come out to Phoenix and Miles! It was really tough, but obviously they both made sure to reassure him that it was completely fine and that nothing had to change if he didn’t want it to ♡

Secretly watched Attorney Woo in his free time (twin) because he also loves whales and finds her relatable!

you will be getting SO MUCH transfem miles edgeworth art. prepare.

[trepans-apprentice]

TW MAJOR EYESTRAIN!!!!

i uh

i cant even explain this

it was going to be edgy then i said he the typa bitch to say nya, my trinemate said he would wear those cat paw gloves and now uh. now we're here i fucking GUESS

[hamspamandjamsandwich]

becoming the most unlikable person ever and posting xillow in this year of our lord 2024

[saintmachina]

If you can’t handle me at my theologyblogging you don’t deserve me at my hornyposting

[clearnachopirate]

OKAY

TMA x DBD part two: how Charles Became.

As I said in part one, Charles could have easily been an avatar of the Lonely, but I thought I could find something else that fit, especially since in this case, Charles didn't quite feel alone as he died, even though Edwin wasn't there.

There are cobwebs in the attic, and that doesn't shock Charles, but there are a lot of them. Charles doesn't mind spiders, and he has bigger things to worry about, mainly, freezing to death, so he finds a blanket pinned down by a think book and folds himself into a corner, bringing the book with him, hoping to distract himself at least a bit.

There's a spider on the window frame above where he sits, and he honestly feels a bit relieved as it scurries down and sits on his knee on top of the blanket.

The book is nice, in a morbid sort of way.

It's a story about a soldier from the first world war. He thinks he's dying, bleeding out from his arm, when he sees an impossible door. Impossible because he's on a battlefield and because it is distinctly the door to his childhood home.

The soldier goes through the door, in the end, and Charles doesn't remember if it takes him back home to die or if the soldier was just seeing things, because when he looks up, the door to the stairs looks different,

He could swear it looked just the door to his bedroom back home.

Charles stumbles to his feet, the spider on his knee climbing up to hold onto his shirt instead. He presses a hand against the door, and it's warm, like the room beyond it has a nice fireplace going, and Charles barely hesitates before twisting the knob open.

If he was just seeing things, feeling warmth that wasn't there, maybe he was in worse shape than he thought, but he stepped through the door anyways, the spider jumping from him, spinning a web that slowly lowered it to the ground as the door shut firmly behind Charles.

[milk-crater]

I like Danny Garcia because he gives off low key fujo vibes