#i would call him daddy

[zillygoose]

that one part where his abs clench🧎🏽‍♀️

[privatehugemilkers]

Michael is just so Daddy

[wild0moon]

i bring you: my casual clothes tankman design (and steve too) i am so normal about found family tankdad

happy pride month lol

[drawsmaddy]

[ID: A digital illustration of Miles Edgeworth and Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney. They are drawn fairly small in the middle of the image. Edgeworth is getting into Phoenix's face and holding a file in his left hand, he says "Prove useful or get out of my damn office!". Phoenix leans back a bit with his hands up, he looks at Edgeworth with wide eyes and says "Yes, sir!". End description.]

Edgeworth can be intimidating

[xx-amphibian-puke-xx]

HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM

[nibbelraz]

Imagining the airplane extras in the Shang Twins au is so funny because imagine you think finally your brother is standing up to this demon thats been running you to ground and all he does is pinch his cheeks and say the most wild incoherent shit known to man before leaving

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

No... How can this be?

Daddy’s favorite wine sippy cup...

Now I’m going to have to drink it out of the box like a fucking animal!

You’ve taken everything from me, Machine.

And now we’re going to get drunk together.

That’s right, the only way to repay me for your sins and the breaking of my favorite wine glass, is to finish off this box of wine with me!

And we’re going to have conversations that we think are deep only because we're drunk off our asses.

And by dawn's light, who knows, maybe enemies will be turned into…

EVEN STRONGER FUCKING ENEMIES I’M GOING TO KILL YOU.

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[blitzwhore]

Blitzø is literally so pretty and attractive and hot, I will die on this hill I don't even care

[whirlybirbs]

(sitting on the floor of my empty new apartment)

if satoru gojo was here everything would be ok

[spielzeugkaiser]

[MASTERPOST]

Eskel is like "I WILL read this book about... A wolf and all his friends? Dancing and being. happy... 🥺"

[zillygoose]

I NEED EVERYONE TO SEE THIS

creds: Piastrifilmss on tiktok

[canisalbus]

i think modern au machete could have a sillier nickname like pokey referring to his pokey fur and ears. runs away

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[mayasaura]

something so important to know about me is that when I tag "daddy" posts as John, it is in no way sexual. I am incapable of contemplating this man lustfully. when he refers to himself as "daddy" i am 100% picturing him baby talking to his kid like he hasn't noticed she's a traumatised adult. daddy john gaius to me is about trying to force a parental bond he doesn't have a prayer of figuring out how to nurture

[hawnks]

Enough dancing around it.

I need a loverboy. One who is insane though. Plans out in excruciating detail all the firsts (firsts dates first kisses first oral fem receiving), loves to gift roses and champagne, says I love you every ten minutes and always means it sincerely and with his whole heart. Takes everything incredibly seriously, cherishes every moment with his lover, would literally kill someone for hurting his little puppy and probably already has.

[comfortless]

Would he be okay with holding my hand while he fucks me?

Listen…

König is all about being as close as possible (the constant hovering he would subject you to is telling enough). when he is around, there is rarely a point when he is not touching you in some way. a hand on your waist while he helps you grasp at something just out of reach, one on your hip while you’re out in public, on your thigh while he drives, on your shoulder or the back of your neck while you’re in the midst of conversation. and this is all if he hasn’t pulled you into his lap or smushed you against some surface just to shove his face against your neck and curl his arms around you.

sex with him would be twice as overbearing; he can’t decide on what he wants to reach for the most. there’s your pretty face, your breasts, your middle, hips, thighs… guiding him to hold your hand during is only going to make him harder. god forbid you take both of them, pull him in for a kiss and sigh that you love him. that much sweetness and intimacy is going to make him come immediately. there are times when he reaches for yours first, holds eye contact and just melts against you, too; accidentally makes love when you both decided on a rougher romp. in each case he’s going to need a second to settle after because he swears he had a taste of heaven just then.

[transbeeduo]

this is literally sooooo c!wilbur and like. Toddler fundy to me i adore this tweet so much