#i would have two nickels isnt much but weird happened twice

[chrisrainicorn]

Okay RWBY u reeled me back for fanart with this one I can't resist drawing a fucked up creechure

✨ i have commissions open! :D ✨

[sqlmn]

Anyway I have been OBSESSED with lime loops for a while and had this idea a tiny bit ago where there's two detectives for private hire that are investigating something. And one dies. And the other is like "no that's not..." and as he's mourning the death of his friend he just hears a faint voice ask "would you like to try again?" and he just doesn't even hesitate to say "yes".

So that's how the time loop starts! And now that both are alive, the guy who died to kick it off is like "HUH WILD? I THOUGHT I LIVED TODAY AND DIED THAT'S BONKERS" and then watches as the other guy keeps.... well, dying. Instead. In weird ways. And both of them are actively aware of the loop but they're too stupid to talk about it and so they THINK only they're aware of it. So you get everyone else forgetting the day's events and then two dumbass detectives that remember and keep trying to figure out how to get out of it. Which is fine except one keeps dying on purpose to avoid the other dying thinking surely as long as the other guy lives that's good, right? And the guy who keeps living (above) gradually begins to lose his grip on things and is getting super stressed over seeing his friend die over and over.

LOOK YOU CAN LEAD ME TO A SERIOUS PLOT AND I WILL RUIN IT WITH HUMOR. Or improve it. I like humor.

[seasteading]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE LOML PRIS @serpentarii <333

it’s hard for me to carry across how glad i am that we met—you are a bestie, an icon, and my favorite walking encyclopedia for lore on random pieces of media. literally all of your wips live in my mind rent free and i can’t wait to beta read one of them someday 🔫🥰

congrats on graduating from teenagerhood and on the increment in the tens place of your age, and heres to another year together !! KITHES MWAH

[note-boom]

Okay. Quick thoughts after episode 3

Firstly. Something isn't computing with me. The thing of Dazai already having a plan for a new shin soukoku when he obviously wasn't going to leave the mafia or break up with Chuuya. Whatever you might say about Dazai's predictive genius powers, I do not for a moment believe that he really needed Akutagawa for something other than an unlikely backup, or that he thought he was ever going to leave the mafia, or that he really thought Chuuya was die or leave either. You know. For a suicidal guy, lots of plans sure hinge upon him staying alive, so maybe his little messed up plans and manipulations and contingency plans are just ways to give himself excuses to live even as he tries to kill himself but what do I know?

The reason I think Fukuchi and Fyodor get along so well is that they both have this weird thing where they think they have the right and the destiny to carry out heaven's will upon the earth. Fyodor "I am only doing the will of god" Dostoyevsky and Fukuchi "I wield this sword and want recognition from heavens, who will not let me rest" Ouchi are both living cycles of self-delusion

In my (probably wrong) opinion, Akutagawa telling Atsushi that he had lung disease was probably the hint to tell Atsu that he could trust Aku. "See. I'm telling you something I've never told anyone before. I'm trusting you. So trust me, idiot" Except Atsushi heard Dazai and was like "oh yeah, Akutagawa's not gonna turn me in dead." Oh, well...at least it worked

Fukuchi is basically Yoo Joonghyuk from ORV if Yoo Joonghyuk did actually defeat the end of the world, but only after dying for it several times before winning. And then if he had to witness another end of the world and go through it several times before beating it.

That ending. I am dead and so is Akutagawa. Send help

[transgender-battlekukku]

Since it's lesbian week: Daisy Duck and her DEFINITELY NOT radioactive pet iguana :)))

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

Sometimes I forget how sensitive I am and then something really tiny upsets me and I’m like ‘DAMN bitch your skin made of fuckin rice paper or something????’

[mikiruma]

wel i guess im glad i didnt cave and buy one of those cards that lets me save data for wacca bc theyre shutting it down today .-.

[lilyvessticle]

If i had a nickel for every time a straight white guy made the gayest music on the planet and also wrote the soundtrack for a quirky comedy that has summer vibes i would have two nickels, which isnt much but its weird it happened twice

[bensonsballerz]

if i had a nickel for every time aaron paul played a young beanie wearing guy with not much facial hair who also wears very casual and loose fitting clothes who gets manipulated and controlled by a 50 something year old man having a mid life crisis that he tells to go fuck off but then changes his mind later on… i would have two nickels

which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice right?

[tmnt-obsessed-ace]

tell me about only one more chance

Kay

So it begins during the sealed siblings ending of Hollowknight (aka, ghost failing to dreamnail hollow to go fight the radiance. Hornet gets knocked out and becomes the dreamer, ghost becomes the new hollow knight and Hollow dies)

Well as Hollow is dying and desperately trying to wake up Hornet (it doesnt work, the spell is already in effect, the only way to wake her now is the dreamnail her and wake her up, destroying her in the process) they look at little Ghost, now suspended by glowing chains

It wasnt supposed to end this way, Ghost was meant to defeat the Radiance and finally let the kingdom rest, not seal her away with no possible way of defeating her now

And Hollow cries, for the first time in their entire life they cry, cry for their sibling now forced to endure their same agonizing fate, cry for Hornet forever doomed to sleep, cry that they failed. They failed their siblings, their father, the kingdom of Hallownest, everyone.

As they lay dying, the void hears their cries.

And the void, agrees that this isn't fair, this wasnt supposed to happen.

So the void decides to allow its last living child another chance. A chance to prevent this and actually save the kingdom.

Hollow is swallowed up

The next time they awake they are back in the palace. Their body completely untouched by the infection. (Though they still feel all he pain and suffering that the infection brought like a phantom limb because we need some pain for hurt/comfort purposes) they are the pure vessel once more

And the void heart is now sitting in the center of their chest. The void now united under their own will

A will that at this current time they were still denying they ever had.

Not only that but their own shade is now stronger, faster, growing restless in their shell

As they try to make sense of this sudden new development they realize WHEN they were.

They were somehow, through the power of the void, sent back to a living hallownest, one month before they were to be sealed away.

All their memories of their sealing are fully intact. They remembering suffering so much, crying and begging someone ANYONE to put them out of their misery. They remember watching hallownest fall through the infected. They remember failing their siblings

Now they have a chance to prevent all that, to save Hallownest (and become the new Lord of Shades, whether they want to or not thats gonna happen)

Only problem is that they still have to pretend to be the Pure Vessel, unthinking, unfeeling just an empty tomb for the Radiance. Which is a hundred times harder now because they have suffered for so long and even though their body is physically unharmed the pain still haunts them.

Now some fun ideas I have!

Hollow straight up kidnaps baby Hornet to try and keep her safe (its not gonna go well for anyone involved)

A confrontation between the Pale King and Hollow in the abyss based entirely on the song "Get In The Water" from Epic The Musical

Hollow gets an emo arc. (If I had a nickel for every time I give my blorbo an emo arc after torturing them I would have two nickels which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice)

And the Pale King realizing he FUCKED UP

[bludraws094]

if i had a nickel for every time i accidentally wrote a poem that was exactly 404 words long i would have two nickels, which isnt a lot, but its weird that it happened twice

anyways its under the cut bcus of how long it is, i feel like itd be annoying to scroll past

You sit down in the chair next to mine,

The old rocking chair

With a wicker seat that cannot take much more.

You fear that you may break it,

And so,

Not wanting to be the straw that breaks the camel’s back,

You refrain from doing what it was made to do.

I sigh,

In the plastic lawn chair you bought for me a few weeks ago,

Yet is already on the brink of breaking,

And ask what you want.

You don’t respond,

Not at first,

That is,

And simply stare off at the sunset.

You comment on how beautiful it is.

I make a small sound of agreement.

It is your turn to sigh,

As you tell me that you worry about me.

I scoff in response.

You say that you know I don't like it,

That I don't want anyone to worry about me,

That I believe I’m not worth the worry,

But you still worry regardless.

You say that you think my stubbornness will be the end of me,

That I need to accept that nothing will stay the same.

You go to say more,

But I cut you off,

Saying that I know things cannot stay the same,

But that doesn't mean I have to like it.

You don't have a response,

So we sit in silence for a few moments.

The sunset really is beautiful.

It’s much more yellow than usual,

And I can see the building storm on the horizon.

It casts everything in that sickly,

Yellow hue.

A few gaps in the clouds allow for pillars of light to shine through.

I finally break the silence,

Saying that it’s getting late.

You agree.

We both get up from our chairs,

Being wary not to break them,

As lightning strikes far in the distance.

The thunder follows,

Right as I step inside,

And shut the door.

The next day,

The ground is wet,

And the lawn chair is lying in the yard,

Smashed to pieces,

While the rocking chair is still intact.

I sit on the steps of the porch,

Thinking.

You come outside,

And sit next to me.

I sigh,

And say that I would rather you not continue your lecture,

But you don't respond.

You simply look off in the distance,

At a flock of crows.

They make hypnotic patterns,

As they fly through the sky,

And as we both sit there in silence,

Watching them.

[that-mean-ginger-kid]

If i had a nickel for everytime i shipped a pair where one is german and related to the circus somehow and also very much a caretaker to their friends and the other one is related to wolves or animals somehow and in charge of a bunch of dumbass kids i would have two nickels.

Which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice.

[selamat-linting]

if i have a nickel everytime i fell in love with SF novels that tells a story of how religion can be used as a tool for colonialism i would have two nickels. which isnt much but its weird that it happens twice.

[strangestcase]

if I had a nickel for every time I have hyperfixated on a popular villain called Edward that uses a cane as a weapon and is often portrayed as autistic-coded in live action adaptations I would have two nickels, which isnt much but its weird that it's happened twice

[misterradio]

if i had a nickel for every time salad fingers gives birth. i would have two nickels. which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice.

also if i had a nickel for every time he comits autocannibalism i would also have at least 2 nickels which is still not much bu

[lunarifie]

Rewatching Ninjago

(With no context other than the episode)

Skybound 7-8



Okay by why is Dareth out of everyone helping Nya, Cole, and Lloyd save Jay

Are Kevin and Dan self inserts-

Lloyd: who are they? Retrieval experts?

Dareth: better! Screenwriters.

I also saw these two random dudes in the jail and they were given lines and everything istg these are self inserts 💀

Also theyre voices sound abnormally normal

Everyone else in the show has a sort of distinctive or exaggerated voice

Not to mention how normal their outfits are. something I would actually wear in real life.

These are just some guys

The plan to recreate the sky pirates airship to blend in is actually a good idea

Lloyd: Ar! Yee.. matey, we be be, becoming pirates!

Dan and kevin:…

Kevin: okaaay thinking on the fly, the green one wont do dialects.

Dan: the mute pirate!

The dialect teacher: (teaching Cole and Nya)

Lloyd: (following their movement and swaying but not saying anything with a smile on his face)

I bet Lloyd loved pirates when he was little

This must be so fun for him :)

The airjitzu master after nadakhan stole him and his temple: This is me and my pupils home! You cant take it!

Nadakhan: And get rid of those peaky ghosts as well 🙄 theyre so last season

HDNSIFNSNR

The way Nya and Cole are hoping Jays okay 🥺

COLE FOUND JAY!!! WHAT I DONT REMEMBER THIS HAPPENING?!?!?!?

Jay sounds so pained :(

God I really wish Ninjago had like, a cartoon style like she-ra or spiderverse. Coles helping Jay stand and Jays voice actor is doing such a good job in sounding in pain but this would hurt so much more if we could SEE it.

They apologized to each other 🥹

Clancy (looking away): now here are the rules you need to follow new crewmates!-

Lloyd: (trying his fucking best as the mute pirate to mime to Nya that her mustache is falling)

Nya: 🤨

Lloyd: your mustache…

Clancy: hey! I thought you were mute

Lloyd: its a fucking miracle!

Huh, okay. So not only can the ninja not summon their dragons if they’re fearful, but they cant if they’re too drained or exhausted.

That makes a lot of sense actually

I love when powers come hand in hand with like health and stuff

They all got captured 😐

I hate that Nyas alone with Nadakhan

Jay: Thanks for trying to save me but maybe it would’ve been better if you guys never came…

Damn.

God Nadakhans so creepy…

Cole: Nya! Dont do it! Itll make Nadakhan all powerful-

Nadakhan: The black one goes first.

ik Coles the black ninja but the poc Cole headcanon has made me double take and go “🤨” to a few lines

DID NYA JUST FLIP DOGSHANKS HFJNSJF Holy shit

If I had a nickel for everytime an ancient item could collect elemental masters powers, id have two nickels, which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice right?

STOP. MAKING. WISHES.

Lloyd: We have to be wiser for what we wish for!

Jay: NO. NOT WISER. QUIETER. NO. MORE. WISHES.

Coles getting his wishes twisted

Lloyds trying to think this through

And Nyas just wasting wishes💀

Like girl its not that hard to just NOT say ‘wish’

LLOYDS OLD?!?!?! 😭bfjdjfnfjsnt

Its so funny that the youngest became the oldest

Thats also scary though

Imagine the kid you swore to take care of turned 90 in a second

Lloyd: i see beyond the now..! Youll need your wish when its said from the heart

Love when age and wisdom gives you future vision

Jay: SAID FROM THE HEART?!?!? HEARTS DONT TALK!!!!

FUSION DRAGON!!!

How does that even work though

An electric and water dragon should be killing both Nya AND jay.

Wait so Cole and Lloyd used all their wishes. How is nadakhan gonna trap them in his sword now?

CLANCY NO DONT WISH THEM AWAY

Clancyyy :(

Nya riding the dragon while Jays sitting behind her is giving me movie Nya and her motorcycle vibes

so its just Nya and Jay now

And the whole police force I guess.

But what were they ever good for.

Oooooo a safe house

Wonder where it is.

Zanes dad’s lighthouse!!!

WAIT WAIT WAIT IK WHOS IN THERE

Jay: No no, let me row the boat, you saved me last time, let me do this for you :)

Awww thats sweet

Jay: Either way, a gentlemen NEVER lets a lady row.

Aaaand you ruined it.

Flintlockes getting reaaal suspicious of Nadakhan…

MUTINY! MUTINY! MUTINY!

that was kinda pathetic…

Jay: (venting his heart out about how this is all his fault)

Nya: Jay-

Jay: (continues venting)

Nya: JAY. Shut up. 😀

Jay: I know I know, you dont wanna hear it-

Nya: No- JAY. we’re not alone.

ECHOECHOECHOECHO

Jay: (cowering behind Nya)

Nya: I thought you were supposed to be protecting me?!?

Jay: I thought you were over that!

ECHO!!!!

Does anyone have any fic recs where Jay and Nya take echo with them????? Bc ik they leave with echo but we never see him again.

Clancy deserves better :(

Its actually kinda sweet how Jay wants to protect Nya

Little robot: (steals echos chess piece)

The seagulls: (trying to alert echo of what little robot just did)

Echo (looks back): Wait… How did you..?

Little robot: 🤷

Echos so cute 😭

I love Jay and Nya 🥺 theyre so sweet and it makes me genuinely like their relationship when they aren’t fighting

Nya fixed up Echo!!!

Nya: Its nothing… its just, both of you seem so convinced you have a future with me.

Nya: what voice do I have in all this? All my life , my identities been defined by someone else. First I was Kais sister, then I was your horrible girlfriend!

Nya: Even when I wanted to be Samurai X sensei told me no…

Nya: I just want the choice to be who I wanna be.

I feel so bad for her.

See THIS is why shes my favorite. I literally love her sm.

Her character is just so dynamic and well written

I really hope the ninjago writers dont tear down her characterization and make her bland in newer seasons

Fuck theyre here.

Nya: Lights, camera, ACTION! (flash-bombs nadakhans crew)

Dogshank: OW! You pulled my hair?!??! WHAT KIND OF WARRIOR PULLS HAIR???

Nya: One that is woefully undersized!!!

Jfjdjdbfhsjdnsjrn

Fuck this being about Jay. This is Nyas season.

Jay: Whatever you do! Dont pull that lever!

Doubloon: ? (looks at the lever) 😈 (pulls lever)

Jay (falls through escape trap door): Thanks! :D

GO ECHO GO

Aw echo :(

Nya: (pouring her heart out and confessing she’s always loved him and wants to protect him and for him to go through the travelers portal)

Jay: (goes for a kiss)

Nya: (fucking shoves him in the portal)

Nya. Girl. Ik this was like, an act of love. But if you marry the djinn, hes gonna be all powerful.

Like, its great that you believe Jay can save you later and stop the wedding. But you could have just left. If Jay got captured he’d still be able to make the ‘i wish you were never a djinn’ wish.

Nadakhans so creepy. I hate him and hope he dies.