#i would honestly go feral tbh like you could do whatever you wanted and I would say thank you

[bearsbeetsbeskar]

the next person I date has gotta be down to cosplay or role play as mando or ghost from cod, otherwise they ain't the one

[the-illiterate-pirate]

La Squadra NSFW headcanons because I'm feral ♡

Cut for length (and content ofc)

Risotto

- Literally one of the most vanilla guys you'll meet in the Mafia. Don't get me wrong my man has his kinks but he's pretty bare bones

- Contrary to popular belief he's not a big fan of blood play and doesn't like to mix work with intimate affairs. He does have a bit of an oral fixation (giving and receiving) and really likes saliva though

- His member is pretty average sized actually. I mean compared to this mountain of a man it may look a bit small but trust me, he knows how to use it

- Does in fact have a cock piercing. It's a magic cross, have fun looking that up. Apparently it helps stimulate too

- His favorite position is cowgirl

Prosciutto

- Sleeps around a lot tbh but really wants to settle down with a special someone after leaving the gang

- Honestly I would not trust him with aftercare he thinks it's lighting a cigarette with a glass of (insert liquor because idk wtf Italians drink)

- Super lazy but can be a really good brat tamer if you push him

- Doesn't have a daddy kink but loves being called "Sir" and likes a power imbalance

- Will smack that ass and it will hurt

- Will fall asleep after finishing his glass but will at least offer to cuddle

Pesci

- Dreams of becoming the perfect man in bed. But I mean he's already got 5/5 stars with aftercare so he's halfway there. Like he can be buck naked and shaking but he'll still ask you if you're okay and try to comfort you afterwards

- Has the BIGGEST dick in the group I won't take criticism or notes my man is PACKING HEAT he just doesn't know how to use it (yet) take caution

- Low-key a masochist and likes to be bossed around but can be a little fragile, please be good and make sure to check up on him uwu. If things get too heavy he might try to force himself to do something to the point he ruins the experience for himself :( communication is key with him

- On a lighter note he VERY MUCH enjoys queening/kinging and will gladly let you sit on his face

- PRAISE HIM PLEASE HE'S A GOOD BOY TRYING HIS BEST AND HE NEEDS TO KNOW IT

Formaggio

- Okay yes he likes pet play are you happy. Luckily he's a major bisexual switch so it can go both ways. He likes being your good puppy <3

- STOP GIVING RISOTTO THE SIZE KINK WHEN IT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS TO THIS KING HIMSELF. He WILL use his Stand on you when you least expect it because he's an ass this is your warning

- Like stated before big switch energy, is a nasty dom when he wants to be but will only bottom if you soft dom him because he does not believe in equality

- He FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY afterwards and he SNORES because he HATES HIS S/O /j

- Also really loves oral and giving sloppy head. Mf DROOLS EVERYWHERE

Illuso

- Likes to act like a bad bitch but loves when he gets pampered like he will melt if you play with his hair

- Another switch (like most of the JoJo cast but whatever) but it's easier for him to bottom because he's lazy.

- LOVES receiving overstimulation for some reason like suck this man dry until he cries he'll be living it up. Safe words exist for a reason and he use it to his (dis)advantage

- VOICE KINK !! All types of noises from you can get him off. With good ole' Lulu it's important to be vocal, tell him how you feel, make noise, dirty talk, the whole nine yards

- Has a little issue with self worth so like praise this baby, worship this baby, he'll be in heaven

- Shockingly? Pretty good with aftercare

Ghiaccio

- Oh my god it's so easy for him to get overwhelmed and he HATES IT I'm begging for your sake treat him gently

- Easy to fluster because he's pretty new to relationship stuff and he'll need you to show him the ropes. You could very well be one of his first, sex is very intimate for him and he'd like to stick with one person

- Low-key bites

- Due to Stand reasons his limbs are very cold, he will use this against you

- I said Risotto was vanilla but man Ghia might take the cake, he's a bit of a stiff when it comes to the bedroom, but that isn't always bad. He likes good old missionary and making sure he takes care of you, but if he's overly stressed he'll give you the reigns for the night

- If all goes well, and he isn't overstimulated, sex actually really helps him relax, he's a lot more bubbly afterwards and likes to stay up with you, talking, drinking water (but not eating anything because he refuses to have crumbs in the bed)

Melone

- Has the WEIRDEST fixation on bodily fluids like I get where he's coming from but WHY

- As smooth as a baby. Everywhere. We think he waxes but we haven't seen proof yet. He's also got a pretty dick.

- Ribbons, ropes, chains, leather, he's a really big fan of restraints as long as there's a safe word and you're both on the right track

- Totally down to try anything, just ask. He's eager to please.

- Yes.... He has a breeding kink. He wants a big family

- Idk what you call it but pls pls pls let him suck on your titties while you jerk him off. He can die happily

- Really likes the 69 position (with him on top)

Sorbet & Gelato

- Buy one get one free, you cannot get one without the other let's make that clear. They're both sadistic meanies and will not let you top

- Double penetration or spit roasting is a MUST

- Being in a relationship with each other for so long they've gotten good with aftercare, Gelato is more touchy feely while Sorbet is all about snacks and vitamins

- Sorbet bites, Gelato fucking claws. They're both very into marking you up everywhere and love the embarrassment they get from you

- They love you, they really do... But sometimes they can get a little caught up in the moment with their own makeout sessions

- Afterwards you all just collapse into a pile of limbs lol

[hajim3]

You want requests? Hmmmm who (out of all characters you right for) likes a plump soft reader? Who looks at thicc ppl and just can't help themselves? And what's their first fantasy about chubby reader?

If you don't do chubby reader requests then plz ignore me. Thank you for your time ✌️🤗

𝚆𝚑𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚎?

꒷꒦꒷‧˚.‧꒦꒷꒦ ꒷꒦‧˚.‧꒷꒦꒷‧˚꒦꒷꒦꒷‧˚.‧꒦꒷꒦ ꒷꒦‧˚.‧꒷꒷꒦꒷‧˚.‧꒦꒷

cw: gn!reader, mentions of titties but it can be ignored if it doesn’t apply, suggestive (I think??) I’m not good at warnings so lmk if I missed anything

a/n: HI GUYS!!! I’VE MISSED YOU!!! It’s been over a year! I know this is very short but this took me two days to write cuz I had to get my brain turning again. 😭 Also I had to stop myself from writing cuz I still had a bit more to say but imma save it for another time. I feel pretty good about this one so I hope you guys enjoy it as well.

word count: 478

꒷꒦꒷‧˚.‧꒦꒷꒦ ꒷꒦‧˚.‧꒷꒦꒷‧˚꒦꒷꒦꒷‧˚.‧꒦꒷꒦ ꒷꒦‧˚.‧꒷꒷꒦꒷‧˚.‧꒦꒷

⇾ Tbh I have a whole arsenal of characters that I think would die for a cute chubby person

⇾ But if i absolutely had to pick one person, I say Bokuto (oh and Osamu but imma save that for another time) and i will die on the hill that he would go through hell and back to just get a sprinkle of attention from a chubby person and if you disagree then you’re wrong 🤷🏽‍♀️

⇾ And if I’m not mistaken this is canon right???

⇾ My mans is going feral for some big thighs and titties bro

⇾ Bruh cant keep his hands off you man

⇾ Always expect your thighs to be squeezed, checks to be pinched, ass to be slapped, and tits to be caressed at any given moment

⇾ Cuddles are so nice with him especially in the winter

⇾ Cuddles can either be calm and relaxing or chaotic and loud (no in between)

⇾ But honestly he’s such an affectionate person in the first place so his favorite thing to do with you is cuddle because you’re both so warm and it just feels heavenly (I was always the person that someone would hug/touch to warm up because I’m naturally very warm so this resonates deep with me 😭)

⇾ He’s so proud to show you off in public

⇾ He’s the boyfriend that’ll let you wear whatever you want in public cuz he’s secure in the fact that you’re his and he’s yours so there’s no reason for him not to 🤷🏽‍♀️

⇾ In fact, he would jump at any opportunity to take pictures of you because he’s just so obsessed with your beauty he just can’t help it

⇾ Bro turns into a professional photographer when it comes to you

⇾ Like he’s getting all the angles and lighting to make sure it’s perfect

⇾ If someone was to open his social media they would think it’s ran by you from the amount of pictures and videos of you he has on there

⇾ He’ll post a pic of you and it’ll have some corny ass caption like “just in case you forgot what they look like 🤭🥰” even all his other recent posts (within the last couple days) were of you

⇾ He will spam your comments with emojis and stupid pick up lines whenever you post on you own page

⇾ His one and only wish is to be between your thighs at all times

⇾ Like if he could die between your thighs, oh trust me he most certainly will, with a smile on his face too

⇾ Oh yea he has a very bad habit of slapping your ass, so hard if hurts

⇾ But being the sweet boy he is, he immediately apologizes and rubs it

⇾ If I keep going any longer this is gonna be super fucking long so imma cut it here and maybe make a Pt2 and answer that last part in it💀

FIN

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[mulders-too-large-shirt]

s2 episode 9 thoughts

whew! i had a busy day so it's nice to unwind with some scully and mulder time. although by the end of the episode i didn't feel very unwound tbh. it was still time spent with the babygirls, so i can't complain.

so we start with some volcano research. my only note here was "i know a geologist" which is true! shoutout to my one professor. you were chill but i hated that class.

there's a dead guy in the volcano which tbh doesn't seem too surprising... i mean volcanoes are very deadly. but it seems to be one of the dudes involved with the project so that's weird because why would he go down there?

there's this stream going on of the inside volcano and something is disrupting it... hate to see a streamer interrupted :(

then we had the title sequence but for some reason i was wondering, do you think if they got married they'd hyphenate their names... scully-mulder... mulder-scully... does it roll off the tongue? hmm...

so firewalker (the title of our episode) is a robot that goes into the volcano. noted.

here i wrote "holy fuck scully is beautiful". all she was doing was standing there but man.

the scientist who has come to them requesting help is like, this lead scientist named trepkos started this project, and scully says "i always heard he was brilliant", which raises the question: why is scully keeping up with volcano science? nerd

at this point the visiting scientist was explaining how he and trepkos had a professional breakup kinda thing and i'm very sorry for them but i genuinely could not take my eyes off of scully. hope they work it out or whatever. i have bigger priorities.

she wants to get out there and investigate but mulder says "i don't think it's a good idea for you to go" AUGHHH. i am wailing and tearing my shirt. she says that she's fine!!! really!!!

and he has this look on his face that says "i cannot tell this woman what to do, even after she just woke up from a coma, and i never will be able to" and he's very right in that regard

HELICOPTER TIME! mulder is such a gentleman helping her climb out

she has very messy hair at this point and the scientist seems a lot more concerned about his equipment than the fate of the people trapped inside the compound and she seems so thrown off by this

next we have some BIG ASS FLASHLIGHTS!!!! WOOHOO

at this point i made a note that i think i might have been going feral because mulder also looked SO good prowling around that creepy base. and i don't take back my observation but i will psychoanalyze it a bit later. reluctantly.

a creepy dude is hanging around the corner. OH SHOOT he tries to bash mulder's head in and he is MAD "do you always greet people this way?" LMAOOO he took it personally

the other scientists in the base seem to regard the missing trepkos as a threat... hmm...

i really like this jesse character, who is a student and is here to do some research with her advisor

mulder asks for the data on the research trepkos has been doing and she says he destroyed his field journals and computer discs. ahh, computer discs. my old friends. i used to have some games on discs when i was a kid. positive memories.

mulder sees scribbled in some of the notes trepkos didn't destroy that he had written about a "new life form" which honestly kinda happens a lot. like people are always discovering new life forms but the gag is they're beetles. everyday we find new species of beetle. they just won't stop coming. so i'm thinking, well they wanted this to be all dramatic, but statistically it's probably just a volcano beetle this guy found.

mulder and scully have an exchange and again i'm distracted by her freckles but she says he's being paranoid and i'm like. yeah that's kinda his whole deal. mulder being paranoid is like a fork spotted in the kitchen.

so the other scientist who was checking on his equipment was, at this point, killed by trepkos. with a rope. and we get the great closed captions "(neck cracks) (body thuds on ground)" which were very descriptive of the whole process

mulder and scully are having a science based argument on the probability of a silicon-based life form and it was really funny to me because it was a nerd off. and frankly i wouldn't go into a science debate with a doctor but mulder is going full steam ahead. it's getting heated and i'm like damn does this ever lead to them kissing because i can see it happening. anyway she's like no trepkos did not discover a silicon-based life form (spoiler alert: he did)

he's looking around like damn. i'm glad she's back but she's such a pain in my ass <3

scully goes to talk to jesse by knocking on her door and asking to chat and then not waiting for an answer and coming in because that is my girl!!!

jesse says trepkos stopped taking his pills that treat his bipolar disorder and he started being weird, saying they polluted his mind and that she was "polluting his body" which has... implications i prefer not to think about?

(why must we make erotic the bond between a student and their thesis advisor? there is no stronger connection! but. not in this way, tv writers, not in this way. i mean Maybe it wasn't meant that way but it seemed like it was)

mulder is streaming the descent into madness of trepkos because he recorded his ramblings which is probably what my friends on my private story think each time i post. but he's going on about finding a silicon-based life form.

this whole time one of the scientists has been very noticeably coughing and losing his voice and i knew it was gonna go somewhere but all of a sudden he collapses. and mulder yells for scully who is undergoing her shift to Doctor Mode. but we see his neck... pulsate? is that the best word to describe it? augh i don't want to even think about it so we'll leave it there

(jesse was also looking super suspicious but i liked her...)

anyway they put the sick guy on a stretcher and he's down and out until he isn't, and now he's making a RUN for it. he runs and runs and falls in a ditch until a THING takes over his body and explodes. i thought it was a worm at first and it was sososo gross i started sweating. i do not like body horror. the things i endure for these two.

so scully's doing some testing and she's like, yeah this is a silicon-based fungus. and poor jesse is having a nervous breakdown because she has been in this base for 8 months and she just wants to go HOME but now they have to quarantine and i felt so bad for her.

then i remembered the line about her "polluting his body" and things were adding up... and they were NOT looking good for her... no... i cannot do this...

scully's really worried about jesse which is justified because this poor girl is freaking out. but mulder is really worried about scully! he wants to go look for trepkos and he's making excuses why she shouldn't come and finally settles on the need to autopsy the body which he seems to both genuinely believe and also say to keep her back at the base

she knows he's being protective so she says "i'm here and i'm not going anywhere" which is sweet but girl you were in a coma. they had your gravestone made. you are lucky he has not put you in bubblewrap entirely. you can't blame the man for needing you to be safe!!!!

he says he's counting on her and grabs her shoulder with some heavily lingering eye contact that, when i see in gif form, i will surely slam the reblog button upon because. good lord.

jesse is talking to the other guy and he says something like "do what we said" and i'm thinking oh man, they're gonna try to get mulder (spoiler alert: they did not quite do that)

the guy is like "you need a guide to go get trepkos" and i'm even MORE suspicious but his reasoning kind of does make sense- it is a volcano maze, after all- still, when mulder goes with him i was tense

BUT THEN he immediately gets shot with a FLARE GUN? which i did NOT see coming. and trepkos emerges from the back of the volcano caves all burned and wild-looking.

he's covering the newly dead body with gasoline and mulder's asking why he's trying to kill him twice when we see the parasite wriggle in his neck (GAG) so then he shoots him with ANOTHER flare to burn up the evil creature. and he's explaining how if you're exposed to the parasite's spores you're gonna be sick...

and scully is back at the base with jesse... who was exposed... so she's not going to be safe...

and we see jesse in her room gagging and convulsing... oh man... it's not looking good....

trepkos is not letting mulder leave, but mulder does not give a fuck LMAO he says "you're gonna have to shoot me then" and goes to walk out... this man was really thinking "they are NOT gonna take scully from me again" and i know that is exactly right!!!!!

NOOOO the lights go off in the compound........... NOOOOO JESSE ATTACK.....

she's handcuffing her and scully together!!!!!! but scully was smart enough to get her behind a door really fast before jesse collapses and the fungus explodes...... but the handcuffs... was the door open a crack?? was it enough to get her infected???!?!?

mulder BURSTS in to see her handcuffed and she keeps repeating "i'm okay, i'm okay" but he must be so shocked because he asks "you alright?" and gently cups her face and at this point i wanted to do some powerful screaming to let out the things i was feeling

we see trepkos come in and look at jesse's body and he says that he told her how this experience would change her life... and i'm getting callbacks to when mulder told scully it would be a nice trip to the forest, but then the whole evil bugs thing happened in s1 ep20... and i am filled with a deep sadness...

so the duo has been sentenced to a month long quarantine, which i'm sure had to absolutely drive them wild. but i think my mutual wrote a fic on this subject so i just simply have no choice but to go read it now! and i assume that, since there are more seasons, the spores did not actually infect them

(and mulder, who was earlier suggesting time off for scully, must be some mix of terrified that any day now the symptoms will start showing and the end will be near, deeply satisfied that she has been forced into getting rest and healing like he wished, and regretting his words that she should take a break, because here she is taking a break. with him. and they're driving each other crazy)

we see trepkos hiking back into the volcano maze with jesse's body and it was actually really sad :(

overall a good episode, another one in the vein of s1 eps 8 and 20 where there is some sort of contagion and we must figure out from where it started and to whom it has gone... but the formula in these episodes keeps me on the edge of my seat and allows for a convergence of doctor scully and protective mulder, two things i am deeply invested in seeing. and seeing mulder try and keep her away from the case after her whole incident made me emo as hell!!!! he is never going to let her out of his sight again unless he has to go keep her safe by finding the wild man in the volcano!!!!!! and even that backfired!!!! ugh my heart!!!!! i love them so deeply!!!

rip my girl jesse i thought u were rad in the brief time we knew each other

[thus-spoke-lo]

More WCI angst, because I've been rewatching it recently and wanna share the suffering:

After Bege captures him, imagine sleeping in Sanji's bed while he's away. Because you miss him, and it smells like him 🥺

Tbh, I could see this leading to you stumbling upon whatever porn/sex toy collection he has hidden away near or under his bed, when you go to change his sheets. (If you change his sheets, because maybe you don't, since then they wouldn't smell like him anymore.) Or maybe not, since its probably in a locked box somewhere.

Maybe it leads to you jerking off in his bed? Because it smells like him, and you miss him, damn it, more than you thought you would, and there's so much you want to ask him, so much you want to tell him, to do with him, and you just really need the relief.

Could also see this leading to him jerking off in his bed after he's back and finds out you've been sleeping in his bed, because now his bed smells like either just you (since you changed his sheets) or like the two of you, your scents mixed together (if you didn't change his sheets), and that smell makes him absolutely feral. Makes him wonder if you did more than just sleep in his bed while he was gone. What it would feel like to have you in his bed with him right now, even if you were just jerking off with him. What you'd sound like, what you'd smell like, what you'd feel like pressed against him and rocking your hips against his, maybe even letting him inside you...

Maybe you end up accidentally interrupting him jerking off in his bed, crawling into his bed out of habit, and being too sleepy at first to notice anything *ahem* amiss. At least until you flop into his bed and end up laying on top of him, apologizing for maybe landing a little too hard, and both of you being flustered by the fact that you're both So Close to one another now, and you want so badly to kiss him- and more.

Honestly feel like this should just lead to you two fucking in his bed. And its nice- slow, passionate, emotional sex, maybe with a few tears, because you both have been through so much recently, and it feels so good to finally be with him like this. Lots of gentle touches and "I love you"s, lots of cuddling and tender kisses.

-🍓

😭 this is the right amount of horny and sweet. Just being so overcome by his absence and snuggling in his bunk, but also being so desperate to be close to him you find yourself rocking against the pillow between your legs, shoving your face into his other pillow and muttering his name, words of how much you miss him and how much you need him muffled by the fabric that smells so damn much like him.

God and how it drives him crazy once he's back in his own bed that the smell of you lingers--even if you washed the sheets, he can still feel you there like a sense memory, feel the way your body sunk into the mattress and how you must have held his pillows tightly, maybe wishing it was him. It's almost inevitable that he's biting his fist and rutting into the mattress, wondering what it would be like if it were you instead.

And when you do finally join him, finally push past whatever walls are up between you, it's almost too much. You're gentle with each other, kinder than you'd probably like to be given how desperate you are to be with one another--but the more heated and frantic things can be saved for another time (and there will most certainly be another time). Tonight, you both deserve softness, tenderness--a reunion this important deserves quiet reverence.

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

STICKING A MICROPHONE IN UR FACE RN:: DIRECTORS COMMENTARY ON THE LOML, FAMILY ROAD TRIP? SPECIFICALLY HOW THE DYNAMICS CAME TO BE AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU WISH TO SPEAK ABOUT

MY GIRLS!!! MY PERFECT GIRLS!!!! @normal-cactus1221 omg let me delve back into my neibolt gals mind palace---

(Family Road Trip Link!!)

GALS

Tbh they mostly Exist in the first place because I wanted to draw the neibolt kids as Gals and then my brain rotted into a million tiny maggots that still refuse to leave because they became the Peak of what I like to write when gender swapping (which is delving college thesis level deep into how a character would change when they were raised with the pre-existing bullshit of Being A Woman and Being A Dyke)

So, honestly?? It kind of started exclusively with Richie?? Which is insane because it’s truly so Eddies centric,,, but the whole scene in the Goodwill when Eddie realizes WHY neibolt!richie is Like That was the ENTIRE precursor to the fic 

((EX. “She was a doll, no free will, always forced to do as she’s told (too timid to disobey even when she was sentient). Her mouth was stitched shut, always seen and not heard because her trashmouth is permanently closed. She was just pretty and perfect from the neat little pink bow in her hair to the pair of shiny black buckle shoes real Richie had shoved in the back of her closet, shoe box still unopened from when she claimed she had ‘lost them’.

(But she was rotting, she was abandoned, she was everything people wanted her to be and they still left her alone to break and rot and fill with maggots, because no one cared. She was the problem).”))

like… N!Eddie is p straight forward in terms of Gross and Sick and Rude and Very Opposite Of Real Eddie While Being Similar Enough To Piss Each Other Off, which was very fun, but Neibolt!Richie makes me SO SAD!! And I HAD to explore that IMMEDIATLEY!! 

(Also, fun fact! I had a very specific and unnecessary map of their route and going through Connecticut instead of New York would take longer, so I specifically wrote in the whole part of Eddie not wanting to go into New York SO they could go to a Connecticut goodwill,,,, as I,,,, at the time,,,, worked at a Connecticut goodwill)

DYNAMICS

The dynamics of specifically Neibolt!Reddie was very fun for the sole reason of There Is Nothing On This Planet I Love More Than Feral Eddie Kaspbrak Being Aggressively Down Bad For Richie Tozier-- and it’s ALWAYS the case in ALL iterations of reddie but based on the nature of Neddie never having interacted with ANYONE but n!richie and pennywise, n!richie is ONLY person she really knows positively or cares about which is so fucked up and I’m obsessed with it.

And then, on the flip side, you have n!richie is who is EQUALLY down bad and codependent, but she’s a lot more polite about it and less blatant then neddie who is objectively very mean!! love her but neddie is MEAN!!

((Like,, for example ,,, a couple protective N!Richie moments:

'Richie is signing something, looking terribly hopeless despite how angrily her brows furrow and how pointed her hands clink together, Eddie just wishes she knew sign language.' .... '“She said that we haven’t...She also called you a bitch.”'

'“You know that’s probably why she doesn’t want to cut them right? Because the last time she did you got hurt?”'

VS

only a few, there are so many more, Protective neddie moments:

'Short girl yelps, shoulders squaring up to her ears as she shoves the tall one behind her'

'“She’s not your Richie. She doesn’t like looking like a fucking idiot.”'

'“We need to go after her!” ... “You’re just fucking leaving? You fucking ASSHOLE!”'))

So my three sort of key points for writing their vibe was:

They both care about each other DEEPLY and AGGRESSIVELY more than ANYONE ELSE and at ENTIRELY EQUAL LEVELS

Neddie shows it more outwardly aggressively and constantly vs n!richie dealing with it in a subtle sort of way that’s only blatant when it really needs to be

They’re still KIDS they’re just little GUYS

And then the dynamic between Eddie and the neibolt gals was tricky because Eddie is so fucked up at the start of chapter 2?? She’s SO repressed and also Eddie so I sort of just started with the fact that she’s unfortunately got an Aggressive soft spot of all iterations of Richie Tozier (including a fucked up sad little monster version) and would FUCKING HATE evil baby Eddie and evil baby Eddie would hate her RIGHT back and it devolved from there??

Eddie is physically incapable of Not Caring Too Hard, so what starts as general annoyance devolves rapidly into actual care for these kids (because they’re still KIDS!!! They’re traumatized KIDS!!!!) that she’s DESPERATELY trying to hide (and, because they are technically the same exact person, that’s also exactly what n!Eddie ends up doing)

And n!richie just loves her girlfriend and is generally uncomfortable but okay with this weird, bigger, cleaner version of her girlfriend and would like slightly less yelling please,,,, rip girlie,,,

OTHER RANDOM STUFF

The first scene I actually wrote was the one where the neibolt gals realize Eddie is married to a man because I still think that’s ABSURDLY funny in concept for these two girls to be the Physical Existence Of These Grown Ass Woman’s Internalized Homophobia

((“We’re the embodiment of everything you guys were terrified of when you were kids, we’re lesbians dipshit.” -- that’s it that’s the entire fic))

Also the scene at the big gnome is one of my favorites but DID almost kill me like objectively I almost passed away writing it I DID NOT know how to write it it took FAR TOO LONG

Also also I AM gonna take this opportunity to say that I am WELL AWARE that NONE OF THIS IS HOW CAR SELLING AND GETTING GAS WORKS I promise I KNOW!!! But theres simply NO OTHER WAY FOR EDDIE KASPBRAK AND TWO CHILDREN TO GET FROM MAINE TO LA REASONABLY but I do know that I doesn’t make ANY ACTUAL SENSE

Okay and here’s a fun little bonus very broke, only a couple disconnected scenes of a one shot I was trying to write a whileeeee ago about N!richie finding out about the two years she was unconscious,,, because that’s still one of THE most fucked up things I’ve ever done to two characters (both having N!Eddie be alone for that long and having n!richie NEVER FIND OUT LIKE…):

(N!Eddie POV)

Richie was never supposed to find out. She didn’t need to know about the two years that Eddie was alone and she was just a doll, it’d only upset her and Eddie tried to avoid that when possible because that’s when she would shut down and that really would have just made things worse for both parties involved.

But sometimes, especially in the Kaspbrak-Tozier household, things don’t go how they're supposed to. Actually, very, very rarely do they go as they’re supposed to.

---

2 years?

Human Eddie swallows, thickly. Thicker than she should, considering the lack of fucking slime, “Richie–” 

She snaps her head to Human Eddie so fast her neck makes a grinding noise where it connects to the bottom of her head. Ever since they cut her stitches (it’d taken weeks of building up to it and they’d needed to stop halfway through because she’d had such a bad panic attack she’d almost gone entirely unresponsive-- and after they’d had to painstaking explain that, while they had hurt her sometimes, they were entirely preformative and she literally had no vocal chords which seemed to upset their human counterparts more than it had ever upset them) she’d been more expressive, but now her face is impossibly hard to read. 

You know? Her signing had always been a little stilted, sort of like watching particularly well made stop motion, but she’s moving her hands just as choppily as she needs to after she’s dolled out and needs to reorient her mind to her body. 

“I–”

You. Know. How long.

It’s not a question. 

(N!richie POV)

Running had always come easy, in terms of fight or flight she’d always been the flier while Eddie had preferred to stand her ground, useless fists and loud, angry words that more often than not ended with one of them hurt. But she’d always wished she’d been able to do the same, maybe if she’d been stronger the two of them could have won more of the fights Eddie had lost. 

But there was the particular issue of how easily Richie shattered and how easily Pennywise could knot invisible strings around her wrists and use her against her girlfriend; sometimes she wonders if he made her quite so not-human on purpose. 

So, she got good at running. There was something reassuring about having a place to hide, knowing, trapped inside a house made up of broken floorboards and four walled rooms, that you’ve crammed yourself in the furthest corner, you’ve done everything you can to get away and now it's out of your hands. It’s nothing substantial, not when, more often than not, she’d wake up still tilted around her knees inside a kitchen cabinet or with Eddie kneeling over her in an upstairs closet and know she’d lost time and Eddie’d lost the fight, but it was something. 

The real world, as it turns out, is much much bigger than four walls. It’s something she’d known, in the abstract way you know that there is blood pumping through people you care about, it’s always there, drifting in the back of your mind, but once you actually see a substantial amount of it you wish you had never known about it at all. 

It’s a dodgy metaphor at best, especially for Richie, whose favorite person in the world does not, in fact, have blood pumping inside of her but instead a lot of fucking black slime, but all that to say, her world is bigger now and sometimes, even though all of this is much better than before had ever been, she sometimes finds herself wishing it was small again.

All that living in a big, wide world really does is make her feel like she can’t possibly run far enough when she needed to escape something.

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Ben and Mike had fixed her cheeks, flushed out the maggots and sealed the cracks with something that dried slightly chalky when she prodded it with her tongue, thicker than glass but close enough in color and consistency that she thinks she’s the only one who could really notice. It was, overall, a good thing; she could go out without the dumb fucking masks, she hated the masks, the way the ear straps clung itchy inside the small crack segmenting her ears from the rest of her head, how it felt like a second barrier, a second line of stitches, keeping her out of conversations. Without the cracks more people looked her in the eyes, which was nice in its own way, even though Human Eddie had seemed incredibly upset that they hadn’t in the first place when she’d told her that.

All the perks of not having cheek holes were great, but she missed the maggots sometimes. She didn’t have any sentimental connection to them, not like her Eddie who’d said her cheeks were much less fun to kiss now, but having something wriggling and alive inside of her she could focus on helped reassure her that she’s alive. They helped reassure her that she’s awake. 

(Woah, random Stan POV)

Stan loves her friends, really, getting the Losers back in her life had been one of the best things that had ever happened to her, and Richie and Eddie’s kids just made everything that much better. That being said, when she had exactly zero friends with exactly zero children she had to drive half an hour out at three in the morning far less often.

AND BONUS here's the first Gals Sighting on my tumblr with my silly lil pandemic art:

AND!! My most recent them!! (or welllll most recent n!richie, I need to draw neddie again desperately)

That's all for now but I am SURE I will have more thoughts on it later!! I care about these kids SO MUCH!!!! I LOVE them!!! If you've got any specific scenes you've got questions on too I would LOVE to elaborate!! but my brain has become soup!!

[savingthrcw]

I'm at the end of act 2 in BG3 and I'm suffering because I want to rp but I don't want to spoiler myself everything that happens next, do you see my pain??? I'm using the mod so the entire party is with me and I have all the convos and ugh

me losing it over shadowheart and astarion below

there is so much FUN that can be explored in rp like. honestly after the nightsong Lex and Shadowheart's friendship is ruined, which is so painful because she'd actually likes her more now but also she'll never fully trust Shadowheart again? because she had to basically bow her head and tell her 'I'm not okay with you killing the Nightsong but I can't lose you so I'll let you' and THEN Shadowheart made the right choice but it still meant Lex had to accept something like that to avoid having to kill her? (because I need a cleric), because she didn't trust her to make that decision from the beginning without interfering and initially it made Shadow more determined to kill the Nightsong? but how could Lex not intervene in the hope that Shadow wouldn't sacrifice someone held prisoner for her goddess if the ENTIRE TIME Shadow was saying that she'd do whatever Shar wanted even if she had to fight Lex? DAMN IT.

especially because like I said before Shadow lost ALL of her trust when Lex woke up at night to find out she put a knife on Lae'zel's throat while Lae slept and told her she'd claim she had started changing into a Mindflyer, like they are both obsessed with their beliefs but that moment alone told me Shadow would do anything to complete her mission. and now even if she feels lost shadow is starting to think more for herself instead of doing what her god, who took her memories of why she's doing things, demands her to do, and Lex LIKES that person but it's too late gkjlsgdjfgd

hell Lae'zell took not going after the creche better. but also ASTARION WHAT THE HELL kind of relationship did I end up writing. Lex threatened her ONCE because she knew Lae would like it and she was RIGHT.

but also ASTARION WHAT THE HELL kind of relationship did I end up writing, I'd love to ship them in rp even more than in the game tbh because there are more dialogue choices when we are free (let aside that my 'canon' ship is Wyll because it happened naturally since their interests align) but the 'we banter and bicker all the time but I'd do you' is one of my faves especially with the bonus 'if anyone tries to force him into anything I'll go feral', and Astarion is always so touched that Lex will give him a choice about pretty much anything despite shooting down his 'let's be evil' ideas and not letting anywhere near her neck lol

Gale is breaking my heart, HE BETTER NOT DIE. Karlach is my bro but also needs the damn hug but the guy who could have helped died at the last light inn so uhm

[aemonds-sapphire]

You know, I love Aemond with all my heart but I'm team black.

The war started because the Hightowers were power hungry and went against the will of King Viserys. Alicent heard what she wanted to hear, she knew Viserys had hallucinations all the times and that his mind was clouded by the milk of the poppy, but she thinks he was lucid enough to say Aegon the Elder was the rightful heir, when actually he talked about the dream of Aegon the Conqueror.

They thought Rhaenyra would be okay if "she was offered Driftmark and Dragonstone", possessions she already had, though I think Driftmark should have gone to Baela as heiress.

However, I can't stand that Team Black is so willfully blind to the crimes of both Rhaenyra and Daemon and same with Team Green, as they don't want to recognize Aegon was the actual usurper and think Alicent is a feminist when she upholds the patriarchy to keep going.

Killing little Jaehaerys was unnecessarily cruel, they could have killed Aegon, Aemond and Daeron, but they chose to go against an innocent six year old boy.

And to justify that they have come with the theory Aemond is the father of Helaena's children, when Aemond would never betray Aegon, Aemond literally fought alongside Aegon, and whatever guilt he felt was because his brother and sister's heir died because of something he did.

Team Black also want Nettles and Alys Rivers to disappear from the story and have Rhaena and Helaena take their places.

Simply because they say Rhaena claiming Sheep Stealer makes more sense than "a brown girl who does not look Valyrian" (Rhaenyra's words) who surely made a spell to claim Sheep Stealer, and if she did, it's the same with the first Valyrian dragonlords. However if they do that then how are they going to portray Rhaenyra suddenly wanting her stepdaughter/second cousin once-removed/betrothed of her deceased son getting killed because of her closeness to Daemon?

And with Alys Rivers, Team Black and some Helaemond stans say Helaena as a Dragon dreamer is enough for Aemond to trust her visions, and actually it does not make sense. Helaena is a Dragon Dreamer yes, but she can not control her dreams, and even if she did, her relationship with Aemond would be strained and instead of him she would go to her brother-husband Aegon. Also, Alys is explicitly said to be a witch who could make spells and aided Aemond through what she saw in the fire. Did she spell Aemond? I don't know, but if Alys wanted she could have spelled him to spare her and then flee from him.

Alys was an important factor in Aemond vs Daemon in Harrenhal as she was from there, also Aemond went feral when Alys was in danger in Harrenhal, and if she was replaced by Helaena, then what would be Helaena's business in Harrenhal?

I know Rhaenyra ended up being paranoid in the end, but she was the rightful heir, no one can deny that.

And with Nettles and Alys, they just want to justify Daemon and pretend he didn't cheat on Rhaenyra, as well as they say they want Helaena to be fleshed out, when she already is she doesn't need a lover in order to be fleshed out, and also because then it would mean Helaena bore bastards like Rhaenyra and because they refuse to acknowledge The First Men had magic and controlled it better than the Valyrians.

Thank you so much for your input!

You’ve made really good point here tbh. I’m neutral because I believe both sides are flawed and have done horrible things and far too much to warrant any devotion from me.

Honestly, if HBO wanted to they could have easily exclude Alys altogether. I believe she is an important character, but I also thought that it was rather odd that they made Helaena a dreamer and wondered if they intended to use her with Aemond.

I stay away from shipping discourse, because, at the end of the day, people will ship whatever they want. I know a lot of people don’t like Alys and I have my reservations when it comes to her relationship with Aemond. We don’t know what went on between them. Worst case scenario she bewitched him and none of it is consensual.

Let’s see what they do with her character. I’m excited because she has a lot of potential… but they can easily ruin her…🥶

[ozrockbitway]

May I request some lore on Vale as well?! 👀

Anything and everything is good, I just gotta know what the precious angel is all about 🌺

°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

it is my time to SHINE and dump some THOTS

Vale is what most would consider school smart. They pick up on the classes in Twisted Wonderland pretty quickly, aside from those that require magic, and if it weren't for Grim they'd probably be pretty high up in the exams.

Vale starts off being a bit of a...gopher I guess to a lot of random students. If they ask for them to get something or pick something up they will. They're just doing it cuz it's the nice/right thing to do?? They don't get that it's a form of bullying?? Ace & Deuce stop this from escalating tho

But they can't always be around Vale so they do still get caught up in helping out students.

The reason Vale is intent on helping others is because they want to prove that they're useful. That maybe, just maybe, they do belong here and if they can help out others then everything will be okay! (it won't).

They started the book club on their own!! It's one thing they are v proud of doing!! They got inspired by Jade w/ his club...and like him they are still the only member lol

They don't really advertise the book club and they doubt that members will come in. Honestly, they just reserve a room in the library once a week and just...read. It's nice to get away and immerse themselves into the books of this world (manga included).

They also use the book club time to research the Seven.

I like to joke that Vale doesn't reveal their surname because Crowley, the oh so kind bird that he is, decides to share his with them. They never wrote theirs down so he just slapped his down and now they are cursed with the Crowley name. tbh he's just doing this for perks or something and to make Vale have a crisis about it every now and then.

Vale is a swimmer! They like the water and enjoy the ambiance of Octavinelle. If it wasn't so crowded and busy and a restaurant they'd probably vibe there a bit more.

Vale meets Idia fairly early on?? At Sam's. Idia is out to buy a manga and Vale is like oooh new book and cliche hands touch. It's not a long lasting meeting and Idia ends up with the manga. They end up befriending Ortho and just hmm. looks familiar. It takes a while before Vale brings up the incident and it all clicks lol.

Since they don't have a functional laptop, Vale has a few notebooks/journals they use to write down their ideas for novels! They don't mind if you read it, just don't do it in front of them or else they get all flustered.

Their link to Grim is...strange. They can always pinpoint where he is at any given time. At times they're used as an extra "gem" for Grim's magic. If he overexerts himself it ends up bad on their body. It was never like this in the beginning though. When Grim goes into that...feral mode, they begin to daze out a bit. If he stays in that mode long enough, the effects rub off on Vale to sort of mimic him??

They will never show it but they're really bothered by the fact that they can't use magic. They get that it's a thing, not everyone is a skilled mage or whatever. But after what they've been through? Imagine how much they could have helped, the damage they could have stopped, if they could use magic...

Vale doesn't want to go home. They like it here, they have friends who care for them and it feels right to be here. BUT they play up the act that they do want to go home because it'd be weird if an isekai protagonist didn't have that as a goal right??

Vale also tries to smile through everything. Even if they're in pain, they shouldn't burden others because it's not right...right? Unfortunately for them, its kinda obvious when they're faking it but they tend to just peace out to recover before they can ask what's up.

As the school year progresses I like to think Vale ends up standing up for themselves a little more?? They feel bad for saying no, but they get out of situations they don't want to do.

[theinfinitedivides]

six recent song favorites.

i was tagged by @chameli and i had to try so hard to narrow it down bc this sh*t was all over the place originally—also offering a shameless Spotify plug if you would like to see me obsess over these in real time but that's not the point here

vainko & basti bounce, brodha v | 2022-2023 — i'm going to cheat on the song total with at least two of these entries so let me start with this one, sfjsfdnkjsdnj. got into him bc he showed up on the Spotify radio recommendations for songs like the Gully Boy OST but tbh he unironically slaps and as a bonus BB is the sequel to Vainko both lyrically and visually. personally Vainko slaps a bit harder bc the pre-chorus makes contact with a certain part of my brain that very few songs have before and after it, could just be the way i operate tho

kana yaari, coke studio | 2022 — k i may have cried to The Quick Style's official choreo MV for this (not the wedding choreo. that sh*t was the sh*t) but. the beat drop after the first verse. Eva B coming in in the second with that hijab and spitting bars like no one's f*cking business. ma'am

waterfall, b.i | 2021 — i will never shut up about this song. never, it is physically impossible for me to do so bc Hanbin??? the man that you are Hanbin??? 'waterfall 춤을 추는 waterfall / 하늘 위를 나는 듯이 떨어져' Hanbin??? f*cking '떨어짐과 동시에 새롭게 시작하는 폭포' Hanbin??? on God this and BTBT (2022) have been on loop since they dropped

god's latte, epik high | 2023 — sometimes Tablo writes about things and talking to God and not getting the answers you want and having to answer it yourself in the vein of Ilya Kaminsky's 'at the trial of God...' and you have to sit down and think about it for a while. it's fine. everything is fine. (head in hands head in hands head in my f*cking hands this is Amor Fati's long lost twin and it hurts just as much)

besharam rang & jhoome jo pathaan | 2023 — the second cheat but i have no remorse over this bc it's SRK-Deepika!!! Shilpa and Arijit what better voices could you choose for such absolute bangers, honestly. BR gives off Ghungroo vibes which might have been the intent but the lyrics themselves are very 90s Bollywood? idk idk i think i've said this before but my Spotify mutuals probably think there's something wrong with me when they see i've had this playing for six hours with no status change and they have no context as to why

way it is, way it could be, the weather station | 2015 — this song and Chammak Challo fought each other for this spot as the oldest song here but i needed at least one English song in this list and a sacrifice had to be made. i apologize profusely to the many impromptu dance sessions i had with the latter, pls know you were not spurned; it's hard to put a finger on exactly what it about this that has had me in a chokehold. is it the guitar? the sparseness of arrangement? 'the way it is and the way it could be, both are / we got back in the car'? highly recommend bc whatever it is there's something in the song and i go feral for it

tagging: @toiletpotato @i-got-the-feels @lastofthe20thcenturygirls @goblinsbriide @itsfookingloosah and @eremin0109, but pls don't participate if you feel pressured <333

[1d1195]

you're SO REAL for calling those children feral bahah Im not sure if you ever answered this but what's your ideal age range to teach?

I AM MOURNING MY HOT PROFESSOR 😭

THOSE DO COUNT BESTIE!!! I am a HUGE supporter for funding the arts especially in public schools! but NOT THE VOICES?! but lowkey me too lol But i bet your voice isn't as bad as you may think!! Also you having a Harry air freshener is very much on brand for you in the best way possible! what's the scent bestie? do you lean more towards sweet scents or floral?

Omg Harry would not want me in a band like that Im not cool enough hahah so i played the tuba... wild bc I started when I was like 7 and it was such an odd instrument for a young child BUT my first music teacher saw like "potential" in me or whatever and honestly i was wanting to play something shiny lol and all my education was done through school and luckily they were all preforming art schools! and like my connection to music is more complex than that but yeah lol which is also why i am a big supporter for anything creative in general!

ALSO THE PHYSICS EXTRA WAS SOOO GOOD!!!! They are just so cute! I do love some angst once in a while and once again I am living through them lol Makes so much sense that they would have this "misunderstanding" of them being official or not. Especially if they never stated it and knowing how the MC does have her insecurities surrounding the girls Harry use to surround herself with, I don't blame her for answering like that! Oh and it was so cute how we got to see them both slightly freak out about one another lol

AND THEY SAID THEY LOVE EACH OTHER😭 AND HARRY ASKING HER TO BE IS GF?! SO CUTE! all of it was so cute! You did so great bestie! Hope you're okay, love you!-💜

It's my own fault tbh. I teach at the high school level. Mainly 14/15 year old hooligans but I have a group of 17/18 year olds that are a delight to teach despite the fact they probs hate me lol. Add in teaching math they get tired of me pretty quick (it was pi day yesterday! 🎉) though I can't imagine why! 😂

I am in no way tooting my own horn but I am a good singer (you would hope, I sang for a really long time. I would think one of my teachers would have told me) I just am too shy to sing in front of people lol

Ma'am the Harry air freshners I have are HORRIBLE scent-wise HAHAHAHAHA but the scent goes away quick and honestly I just keep them to look at Harry while driving. The current one i have is him dressed as Dorothy from Harryween but I think it's time to swap him out for another one. I got them off Etsy! They're really cute even if they smell bad. I don't know how to say this but I don't know what scents I like? I like the idea of florals but it's gotta be subtle. I love the smell of cotton/clean linen type scents (anything that smells fresh) and I also LOVE Christmas candles. If it smells like pine, or balsam, or sandalwood count me in. I want it to smell like a campfire without the campfire if that makes sense.

Harry would appreciate the musicality in you for sure! I bet we could pop some tuba into one of the songs! Music for a Sushi Restaurant already has a lot going on, why not add the tuba as well? It's so special music is something you are so passionate about and I think it's really cool you're into the technical side of things of music as well. I never took music theory (but I hear there is some math involved so I wish I did!) but nonetheless, I love STEM stuff but you can't have one without the other. I think I would die without music.

SO glad you liked Physics! I know you saw I really wasn't sure what to do with it so I'm glad it worked out well! It's really nice I have you to analyze my own writing because sometimes I miss the stuff you point out (like the part regarding how she doesn't know it's official/how he was around other girls) LOL Usually I just write stuff until I see fit and post it without thinking much of it outside of grammar, spellcheck, and making sure it flows okay hehehehe I appreciate you so much! 💕 I think they'll both be much happier being official now too 🤭

hope you have a lovely weekend!

xoxo

[pyonpyonpyon]

Kou, Star, Sakura, and Diluc

MULTIMUSE ASK MEME

Kou is my adorable very special boi who's training to be an exorcist! except that his staff got its powers sealed so he's pretty weak... which like. Good for him considering that he hurts himself whenever he tries to use it. A good cook!! He kinda has to bc his big bro can't do housework for shit and his lil sis is baby. Kinda has low self esteem bc he's pretty powerless despite whatever he might promise his friends so it really do be like that.

I think he could get along pretty well with Lumine as a lil brother figure! Hell they can even cook together and Kou might look up to her bc he himself wants to get stronger (whether it works, though...)

Star! Originally she's a knight for a princess or something but lmao I lost track of her origins so. I'll need to make a new one for her at some point. She's pretty carefree and acts like a dumbass, but she's pretty emotionally smart and perceptive. Also a battle maniac bc she's just like that lol.

Which honestly would be how she gets an interest in Lumine lmao wow this shortie can fight really well?? Well consider her being into you now lkjdfkljdlkfg also a good cook!! Food is a form of love so if they get along (and they probably will, Star's annoying but in an affectionate way) she'll cook for Lumine for sure!

Sakura is like the og tragic Honkai lesbian honestly she has such a rough life. Tried to take her sister and escape her village/cult and failed so spectacularly her dad guided her hand into killing her sister. Hated the village for years while serving as their miko. Met Kallen and fell in love with her except she also got possessed by the "demon" in a cracked box that Kallen had. Massacred her village and got sealed away by Kallen only to wake up 500 years later. Girl can't get a fucking break.

She's a huge lesbian and has barely experienced affection so Lumine could just. literally show her kindness and maybe after she had time to grieve over Kallen she'd be interested. In her genshin au it'd take more companionship but she's pretty easy to get along with so I don't think it'd be a problem tbh.

Diluc... acts like a gentleman (and he is!) but I'm like 90% sure he's also so fucking feral and is willing to (and can!) skirt the law in order to keep Mondstadt safe. He has one hell of an information network and probably knows all the major goings on of any nation using it if he bothered to check. And kinda probably is a little reckless with his life but does have the skill to back it up.

He's fairly demi so it'll take a good amount of work to get him interested in Lumine romantically but like. He's already fond of her as a friend so!! He trusts that she has his back in a fight!

[planetdream]

Okay, so this is partially because I just got a bunch of new sets, (the dark green is my fave, so pretty~ 🤤) but what color do you think the boys partner could wear that would make them go feral? 🤔 Like, guaranteed, 100% each time. For example, I think black would work on Chan, because he also likes that color, but he could also favor a color that just looks good on them. Thoughts~? 🚪

ok ok i had to sit down and really THINK for this one...

— chan, obviously likes black lingerie. it's simple and still as hot as ever. along with him liking whatever color looks good on you as you said, i also think he likes white and pinks, too. it honestly doesn't need to be too extravagant if he's honest—a cute little mismatched bra and panty set gets the job done <3

— minho omg, i think with him, he appreciates darker colors. i think he's all about deep reds and purples, and also dark green. i think a nice dark blue could get him out of his pants really quickly too. if im honest, just you in lingerie is enough for him to go feral fr. and something about seeing you wear corseted lingerie...#yeah

— while i think changbin would prefer seeing you completely naked, he strikes me as the type to like blues and greens on you, but also is very interested in purples and redish-pinks. i also think he's a complete sucker for those panties with the crotch cut out. like srsly...wear a shirt of his and spread your legs to show what you've got on, and he's gonna lose his mind.

— i think hyunjin likes reds and pinks as well. a nice creme color isn't too bad, either. ooo... maybe even a sky blue or a nice purple too. idk, he just strikes me as someone who likes brighter colors. likes cute little babydoll sets because he thinks you look the sweetest in them and he just wants to take care of you and make you cum a couple times <3

— for jisung, all shades of red just completely do it for him. he also strikes me as someone who would like to see you wear coral or some type of orange color. really, no lingerie is needed, you just have to hint at sex and he's already as hard as ever. tbh he doesn't care what type of lingerie you're wearing as long as he gets to keep your panties (and maybe put them in his mouth)

— felix just seems classic to me—he likes white lingerie. preferably a pearl type color (and if the garments have pearls on them, that's a plus). i think pastel colors—maybe a mint, a baby pink, lavender, or a nice baby blue—he's into more bright, "happy" colors. regardless, he's an absolute sucker for thigh highs and/or garters. *AHEM* MAKE HIM WEAR LIN— [TRAIN PASSING]

— for seungmin, i think it depends on the type of set you're wearing. any type of leather or anything with multiple straps has to be black or the deepest shade of red. anything with lace, and it can be dark or light colors, it doesn't matter. i think he really likes lingerie with lots of straps because it speaks to his inner sadist ahah <3

— sweet jeongin doesn't care much for lingerie—so whatever color you want to wear is fine by him, it'll be on the floor anyways. so i don't think there's a specific color that gets him going but as far as the lingerie itself goes? anything that's just extra revealing. it could be a cute sheer robe and he's over the moon bc he can tell you're not wearing anything under it.

[blownbybakugou]

Cumming Inside

Characters: Tenya Iida, Fumikage Tokoyami, Tamaki Amajiki, Hitoshi Shinsou

Warnings: Breeding Kink, unprotected sex

Iida

Mans has a hardcore breeding kink istg

He will be so eager to cum inside,

But he is holding back,

Bc he doesn’t know if you want kids with him or not,

And he also doesn’t want you to end things with him just bc he came inside.

So first off,

c o n s e n t.

He needs affirmation that’s it’s okay with you.

Secondly, Do you want kids, 

or are you on birth control?

When he does cum inside,

Legit pulls out just to see the hot ass creampie he gave you.

And I’m telling you now,

With how pent up he is, 

it means he cums a LOT

Tokoyami

Birb is okay with whatever you are.

He doesn’t exactly prefer cumming inside,

But he isn’t opposed to it per se.

If you want to start a family with him,

He’s okay with that, but he will always ask where you want him to release at

Like, he needs reassurance.

He doesn’t think he’s good enough for you,

So he didn’t think you’d want that from him.

But now that he knows you do,

He can go for r o u n d s.

He will cum in you again, and again and again until you are completely worn out.

Because he loves you, 

And he’s going to love your child as well.

Tamaki

Another mans that a has hardcore breeding kink

The second you say you want him to cum inside,

Soft Dom Tamaki has been Unlocked

He has hella stamina for someone who is shy,

So he can empty his balls and still keep going 

Just to shove the cum deeper yk?

He will honestly cum right when you say that you want a kid with him.

Because he’s like,

Y/n wants a child? With me???

Baby boi is gonna go feral.

I mean,

I hc that Tamaki is a family man,

And that he really wants children.

Because he is comfy arounf his s/o,

And he would be comfy around his kids,

And he wants to be comfy with more people?

Idk if that makes sense, 

But that’s my reasoning.

Shinsou

Honestly doesn’t want kids.

They would prevent him from more sleep,

And he barely gets the needed amount as is.

Plus, why have kids when you can have cats?

But if you really want a kId,

Sleepy boi will provide.

He cums loads,

And even tho he prefers to cum on your face,

If you want it he can cum inside.

Now, not saying he doesn’t have a breeding kink,

Tbh he likes to roleplay that you’re a cat in heat and that he needs to breed you to make it go away.

But just because he has a breeding kink does not mean he actually wants kids??

Again, probably doesn’t make sense.

He doesn’t get turned on by pregnant you,

He gets turned on by the fact that it could happen??

But doesn’t actually want it to.

He’s a confusing little shit.

[sukunas-gf]

♡ 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 ♡

ft: ryomen sukuna ♡

fandom: jujutsu kaisen

summary: just some headcanons of sukuna as your ‘boyfriend’ ♡

warnings: nsfw, mdni, 18+ only, slight misogyny, slight angst with a little bit of fluff, mentions of ‘pet’

a/n: tbh I really wanted to make this as realistic as possible but it's sort of impossible?????💀 bc realistically speaking I don’t see sukuna having a gf (lmao this heavily contradicts my username but whatever🤪) so it was kinda hard for me to come up w/ smth but eventually I did & this is the closest to realistic tht i cn get😮‍💨

༻ it always seems to be the elephant of the room, the status of your relationship with him. sukuna is obviously not gonna be like most guys & say “I love you so much _____. will you be my girlfriend?”. in fact, he won’t even officially ask you to be his or anything. he’ll just assume that you’re already his & vice versa.

༻ you better believe that he’ll be so fucking possessive and he would get jealous over the smallest things. the moment he noticed a random guy staring at you a little too long for his liking, that guy’s gonna be dead in a hot minute.

༻ let’s face it, the only time he’ll show you how much he ‘loves’ you is when you’re underneath him. he knows exactly how rough you like it & he’ll constantly hit that spongy spot that has you seeing stars all over again.

༻ he’s horny 24/7 so your poor cunny has to be prepared for him at any given moment. he gets off on, watching you mindlessly bouncing on his cock while you’re begging for more like a dumb little whore.

༻ once you pissed him off though, he’s gonna bring another girl home & he’ll make sure that you see him making out with her. but the moment you even attempt to bring another guy home to get back at him, he’ll go feral & that poor rebound of yours would be dead before he could even enter your house💀

༻ I honestly can’t imagine him giving any aftercare at all. maybe some head rubs or some ‘praises’ like “you served me well, my pet” but that’s probably it. maybe you can try to cuddle with him but you’ll have to be the one who initiates it.

༻ you can never leave him. once he sets his interest in you there's literally no going back unless he’s the one who suddenly lost all interest in you.

༻ the only ‘advantage’ you could have for being with him is that he won’t hesitate to kill anyone who dares to hurt you or threaten you. the moment he sees you being all sulky & moody when you come back home from work, he’ll ask “who do I have to kill this time, brat?” because you’re his property & he hates it when someone else other than him hurts you.

༻ he won’t openly admit it but he actually loves it when you trace his markings with your index finger. it makes him go all soft & tingly.

༻ you actually have him wrapped around your pretty little finger. you mean a lot more to him than he could ever admit. although he never fails to remind you that he’s the one who has the upper hand in this ‘relationship’.

© sukunas-gf 2021 ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟplease do not modify or repost my content onto any other platforms.

[hey-its-cweepy]

Okay so first off, idk if its alright I do smth like this or not, if it is please let me know-

ALSO- I wanted to try my hand at other characters too! So I kinda just yeeted some of my/your ocs into a wheel and hoped for the best lol

Credit where credit is due: Tiam, Mythra, Leroy and Mellow belong to @fumikomiyasaki!

Anyway-

Marinus and Tiam:

As much as I joke around that he'd just violently grab Tiam and drink from the little straw on his head, (,,, which technically isnt a joke bcs he would and then say sorry while feeling really bad, especially if he left bruises,,,) Marinus would definitely still try to be careful to not hurt Tiam real bad- he'd also always thank him for the drink and be apologetic if he scared/hurt him, unless,,,, yk,,,, you like that sort of thing,,,,,,

Bullies? No problem! With Marinus by your side they probably already went "missing" got eaten but if you asked if he'd seen them, he'd just go "Nope, no idea where they could be :)" and then resume gremlin thoughts

Marinus will sometimes forget certain words from time to time, considering his mom didnt even really want him to get an education and just wanted him to be like a feral siren-

Expect minor things like "Holy shit, Tiam, its a bunch of quack quacks!" And they're freaking ducks-

And speaking of ducks- Marinus hates birds (mainly seagulls/pelicans) but ducks are an exception because "They're the only birds that are nice to me" so I dont think he'd get along too well with winged characters like Rubina-😔✌️

MARINUS WOULD NEVER BITE, SCRATCH, HISS OR GROWL AT TIAM- Unless of course he asked him too

Marinus WOULD however h*ld h*nds (how sinful) and Tiam's crooked smiles will be met with a sharped tooth gremlin smile <3

Also yes, you are right, a LOT of characters (my own/discord friend OCS) are afraid of Marinus or wanna fight 😔🤣 (I think its funny-)

However, just because Marinus has people scared of him, doesnt mean he isnt scared of things too! And he will absolutely freak out if anyone/anything covers his mouth (actually, I think being restrained in general could go here), if someone sees him while he's in siren form, etc (I'll probably add on more another time lol)

I almost forgor to mention, but hair is kinda a big thing for sirens (at least in my head, idk if disney will take it and throw it in my face that its not 💀) so, if Mari is comfy enough, he'd definitely be letting Tiam touch his hair, style it, do whatever with it tbh lol and expect him to do the same with Tiam's! (No, he doesnt care if its sticky-)

Im starting to think of ideas that are more dating-like and idk if thats ok so next character

Amos and Mythra:

THE DANCE COUPLE!!!

Probably only see each other on few occasions bc different schools 😔✌️

Maybe they could teach each other new moves too 👀

Amos, however, will dip just as fast as my dad did the moment somebody from her school/dorm walk in 💀💀💀

He's honestly a real charmer tho and knows how to treat a lady :tantrums:

I imagine ears/tails are also important to beast-people (?) just like hair is for sirens (unless Disney will yeet that im wrong in my face too-) so maybe some nice scenario of Mythra petting/gently scratching his ears while Amos purrs? 🥺 And then he gotta dip bcs Sindren 💀/LH /NF

I'll be honest, Amos is one of the newer characters and hasnt been developed as much as older characters that I havent introduced lol

Momo and Mellow

OKAY so- Momo (blue haired plant baby, I have posted him here before but I need to post a ref lol- I WILL DO THAT SOON THO-) has a habit of straight up running away from people that are taller than her, I mean freaking BOLTING the moment someone bigger than 5'10 (177cm) is in her vision-

But luckily, Mildew seems to be smaller than that, so she'll at least stay! :D

In order for them to be friends tho, they'd have to interact without Dallas in the picture (another piss gremlin I have yet to post a ref of, but basically he tells Momo bs to isolate her from everyone and she'd believe it because toxic relationships✨)

Momo would be really shy at first though, but I think it could work! Like a slowburn friendship (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

Momo is a little passionate about art (maybe not enough to go into full on rambles about different styles n stuff but enough to try it out herself although she doesnt usually share her artworks) so he'd probably occasionally glance over and stare a bit if she notices him making something but looking away immediately if Mellow looks back

(some Momo art for reference!)

Dallas and Leroy

I do not know if Leroy understands that Dallas is just being a crotch gremlin because his parents spoiled him rotten (and he's also only like... 15 💀) but regardless-

Dallas would hands down find a way to try and "egg on" Leroy to do something and then play the victim card in front of Crowley like he does to all the "big spooky" OCs

Like bullying the clothes he wears when he finds out its a heating issue and not "because he dresses weird", probably like "You're telling me a little bit of sunshine is going to screw you over? Quit being so sensitive"

HOWEVER, I feel like he'd just end up annoyed at the spiteful pranks and then the tables would turn as now its Dallas being served some humble pie (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

(Some Dallas art for reference!)

DONT LET THE EYES FOOL YOU HE'S A LITTLE TOXIC AND HATEFUL GREMLIN