#i would probably just do a run of about 20 keychains depending on how many people seem interested

[beannary]

HELLO I AM THINKING OF MAKING TLP MERCH!!!!

Hi there! I've been wanting to try my hand at making keychains for a while now so here we go! Here are three different designs that I've come up with for potential tlp keychains.

[riotneko]

Get to know me!

Idk if this is supposed to be through reblogs/notes or whatever so ill just answer them right now. Deleted some that I don't know that's why the numbers are weird.

Feel free to rb with copy/pasted questions and ur own answers :)

1. What is you middle name? Don't have one.

2. How old are you? 17.

3. When is your birthday? December 31st.

4. What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn.

5. What is your favorite color? Green, purple/pink. Closely followed by red and blue.

7. Do you have any pets? 2 cats and 1 dog

8. Where are you from? Zurich, Switzerland

9. How tall are you? 5'6 or barely 5'7

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4

15. Favorite song? Midnight City by m83, lila wolken by material lovers who uncover/ not in love by crystal castles are some of them.

16. Favorite movie? Zootopia and judge dredd

17: Sexuality and gender? Bi and cis boy.

18. Do you want children? Maybe. Depends on how my mental health develops.

20. Are you religious? Nope.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Nah.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? I don't think I could handle the huge attention and expectations of being perfect all the time.

28. What type of music do you like? I really like experimental music, rap, witch house, rock, indie pop, stuff like PC music. All kinds of stuff.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two.

34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yeah and it was fun.

35. Have you ever tried archery? Yes. Was fun as well.

36. Favorite clean word? Too many to choose from.

37. Favorite swear word? Probably cvnt because of how raw it sounds in both English and German.

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? Two or three days. Was a mistake lol.

39. Do you have any scars? On my lip from slipping on a big rock as a kid.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Yeah it was actually was a girl that unironically bullied me. Either due to peer pressure or to get my attention. Either way I wanted nothing to do with her after what she and the others put me through.

41. Are you a good liar? I guess I could be.

42. Are you a good judge of character? Usually.

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Yeah but not that believable.

44. Do you have a strong accent? Nope I don't think so. Especially when speaking English compared to other people whose first language is German/ swiss German.

46. What is your personality type? Shy but not a pushover, rather feminine I guess, sarcastic smartass.

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? A jacket that was like 150-300 bucks

51. Are you scared of spiders? No they are cute uwu

52. Favorite food? Kfc, kebab or ramen.

58. Do you have much of an ego? Sometimes.

60. Do you talk to yourself? When I need to think really hard. Idk why but it makes it easier.

61. Do you sing to yourself? No.

62. Are you a good singer? Bigger no.

63. Biggest Fear? Used to be school.

66. Do you like long or short hair? I have had long hair since I was like 10.

68. Favorite school subject? English or art history

69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert.

71. What makes you nervous? A lot of things. Seeing people I used to go to school with? Even if we used to be friends and they are always nice to me idk why. Also I have anxiety so yeah there's that. Oh and I guess also being near places that I have terrible experiences with. Like the before mentioned school even though I don't have to interact with it.

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Depending on context.

74. Are you ticklish? Yes, extremely. I was always (still am but not as often) the main tickle target in my friend group/ family. If there was a chance to pin me down and tickle the crap out of me with no mercy they took it. Often to also verbally taunt/ tease me about the situation I'm in or to get me to say embarrassing stuff. My mom saw me being tickled by friends once and even cheered them on, gave em tips and thought it was funny. ”take his socks off and really get his bare feet and he'll talk in no time! That's the best method of tickling him.". It was all in good fun tho I'm not angry or anything. Also at Family gatherings I'm usually still guaranteed to get tickled helplessly like that at least once tho & this Christmas is another one... At least I'll get to laugh?

75. Have you ever started a rumor? I don't think so

77. Have you ever drank underage? A few sips. But here most alcohol is ok if you are 16 and some like vodka is 18+

79. Who was your first real crush? A girl that stood up for me when I got picked on when I was 9 or 10 lol

80. How many piercings do you have? None

82. How fast can you type? Gay speed

83. How fast can you run? Sonic wants what I can

84. What color is your hair? Natural is dark brown but I've had it dark red (red red not orange red), orange/brown and currently black.

85. What color is your eyes? Dark Brown.

88. What do your parents do? Mom works with kids and my dad did some shady military/ government stuff that he never specified. Not sure what he does now.

89. Do you like your age? Yeah.

90. What makes you angry? Bullying/injustice and old people starting at me on the bus.

91. Do you like your own name? It's Ali and yes but people sometimes don't believe me because I don't look Arabic at all.

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? Both would be ok.

94. What are you strengths? Strong sense of justice, loves to help people, creativity are some.

95. What are your weaknesses? I overthink a lot of stuff and am bad at dealing with trauma/ letting go of the past.

96. How did you get your name? My parents picked it or something idk

97. Do you collect something? I like creepy and cute stuff. Cute stuff is easier to find here and so far I guess I have a small hello kitty collection. 5 plushies, few patches, ice cream machine, shirt, figure, keychain. It's not even because I specifically collect hello kitty it's just that I find her so cute that if she's on it chances are ill like it enough to buy it.

100. Color of your room? I'll make it green. Not a very strong shade though.

[deathby-discozombies]

A little more about ME

1. If you could buy any type of food what would you buy?

-right at the moment I would have to say cheese fries and wings from the hood store where I used to live.

2. What color is your tooth brush?

-magenta

3. If you could be any animal what would it be and why?

-a kangaroo, they have strong ass legs and I have a few people I would like to kick the shit out of

4. What is one of the things you would put on your “bucket” list?

-travel to Greece

5. Who is your favorite super hero and why?

-I'm more of a villian fan tbh. My favorite is Heath Ledger as the Joker

6. Who do you admire the most?

-my mom

7. What is your favorite summer activity?

-swimming

8. If a movie was made of your life what genre would it be, who would play you?

-I feel like they would ruin my life story and try to make it a lifetime movie or some shit. And some skinny bitch would be horrible at capturing my essence and thickness lol

9. If you could be any flavor of ice cream what ice cream flavor would you be and why?

-brownie batter, because I'm chocolate and chunky

10. Who is your favorite cartoon character and why?

-Tina Belcher, she's awkward and misunderstood. She just wants to be loved for who she is

11. If you could go any where in the world where would you go and why?

-Greece, because it is breathtakingly beautiful

12. What is your dream job?

-author of a best selling book series

13. Are you a morning or a night person?

-nightowl #vamplife

14. What is your favorite hobby?

-crafting or watching horror movies

15. What is one thing that annoys you the most?

-people who judge other people because they don't agree with their life choices

16. What is the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?

-olives and nutella when I was pregnant with my youngest daughter

17. What is your favorite thing about someone in your family?

-they are unapologetically themselves no matter what

18. What is one of your weird quirks?

-I'm awkward?

19. Describe your self in 3 words.

-GIVES. NO. FUCKS

20. If you could trade lives with anyone for a day who would it be and why?

-my youngest daughter, because she is still so young and oblivious to how fucked up the world is. And I'm tired of being an adult

21. If you could talk in your sleep what would you say?

-I do talk in my sleep and I say random shit. I wake myself up sometimes

22. What is the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?

-kiss my baby girl

23. What is your favorite movie quote?

-You is kind. You is smart. You is important.

Annnnnndddd: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

24. What is your favorite joke?

-how do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

25. What would you do on Mars for fun?

-Fuck martians, get money

26. If you could get yourself anything, what would you get?

-the will to live 😂😂😂 nah but seriously, a billion dollars

27. Where is the worst place you could get stuck?

-anywhere with my ex

28. What would you do with your “15 minutes” of fame?

-be too afraid to say anything

29. Where would you go if you where invisible?

-a bank vault

30. What is your favorite flavor of “Berty Bots every flavored beans”.

-watermelon

31. What is the one thing you own you wish you didn’t?

-a cell phone

32. Describe the perfect kiss in 3 words.

-Passionate. Long. French.

33. What is your biggest addiction?

-it was weed. Now, I guess it's my phone

34. Do you have a song that reminds you of a relationship if so what song?

-3005 by Childish Gambino

35. How many books have you read so far this year?

-zero and that makes me really sad

36. When I dance, I look like…?

-like a hot mess

37. Who have you met that you wish you hadn’t?

-any dude I've ever fucked

38. If you were famous what would you be famous for?

-writing

39. What is the worst job you could have?

-call center. I hated all the call center jobs I've had

40. What is your favorite T.V. channel?

-I don't really have a favorite channel

41. What is the thing your most afraid of?

-losing my mom or my kids

42. If you could paint anything what would you paint?

-a galaxy far away

43. What celebrity annoys you the most?

-any of the Kardashian's

44. What is the most interesting thing you have in your purse/wallet?

-my keychains

45. What is the meanest thing you’ve ever said to someone?

-I don't care what happens to you anymore, you're someone else's problem now.

46. If you could get a yacht what would you call it?

-Rocket Juiceboxx

47. What is your life long dream?

-for me and my family to never ever have to struggle financially again

48. If you could talk to the President what would you talk about?

-I'd only want to talk to Obama, Trump can kiss my natural black ass

49. Have you ever tried to do something you know you would be really bad at, what was it?

-riding a bike. Which I cannot do btw

50. On a scale of 1 to 10 how “cool” are you?

-10, duh

51. What is the best advantage to being really tall?

-I wouldn't know

52. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

-it depends on what I'm getting ready for

53. What is the one thing you have always wanted to do?

-runaway and start over where no one knows me

54. What TV sitcom family would you be a member of?

-Black-ish but only because I would be the one who would need to put Dre in his place.

55. What store do you shop at the most?

-Kroger lol

56. What new technology will transform the future?

-none of it, technology will be the future's downfall

57. What supply in your house is running low?

-patience

58. If you could be any nationality what would it be?

-uhhhhh..... Egyptian???

59. What is the most delightful word you can think of?

-fuck 🤷

60. What is your least favorite beverage?

-beer 😷😷

61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

-if they have a nice beard

62. If you were stranded on a tropical island what 2 things would you want with you?

-fresh water and a fucking boat!

63. What is the first thing you notice about someone when you first meet?

-their vibe

64. If you where running for office what would your campaign slogan be?

-I know some of these words!

65. What was your favorite book growing up?

-The Napping House

66. What city in America should not be included on a map, why?

-Roanoke, Va. Because it's a piece of shit

67. What compliment does people give you the most?

-I have a beautiful smile

68. What word would you add to the dictionary if you could, what would it mean?

-shizzle dizzle fizzengarr it's a cool way to say "shit"

69. What product would you refuse to promote?

-Iphones

70. What is your favorite pet’s name?

-Zero, RIP Old man 😭

71. Use one word to describe your computer ability?

-proficient

72. If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?

-nobody, I wouldn't want someone I know to die with me

73. Which of the presidents was your favorite?

Obama

74. How long of a consecutive time have you spent in a car?

-5 hours

75. What is your favorite Halloween costume?

-when me and my oldest went as zombie nerds. It was our own "revenge of the nerds"

76. How can you tell if some one is a nerd?

-wtf kind of question is that?

77. If you could teach any grade or subject what would it be?

-kindergarten art

78. What fashion trend do you just not get?

-cowboy boots and dresses/skirts/shorts. Or fucking Crocks

79. If you where a wicked tyrant what country would you rule?

-France

80. What is the lowest grade you have ever been given what class was it for?

-like a 35 and it was probably chemistry or algebra

81. If you could choose your nickname what would it be?

-Rain

82. What is your best feature?

-my smile (when it's real)

83. If you could swim in any liquid what would it be and why?

-and not get hurt or die? Lava maybe? I think that'd be cool

84. What is the song you hear most often?

-Baby shark, Carl Poppa, Ew by Jimmy Fallon and Will.i.am, and Perm by Bruno Mars

85. What have you done that you are most proud of?

-divorced my ex. I got out of an emotionally abusive relationship and I'm raising my two daughters by myself

86. How many keys do you have on your key ring?

-4?

87. What is your favorite song?

-Peace sign/Index Down by Gym Class Heroes and Busta Rhymes

88. How old where you when you had the worst hair cut ever what style was it?

-I don't get hair cuts

89. What advice did you get that was the most rewarding?

-know your worth

90. If you could change one thing about your looks what would it be?

-grow 3 more inches

91. What is your least favorite type of music?

-country

92. If you where a super hero what would your powers be?

-shape shifting, mind reading, compulsion, and super strength

93. What fortune would you want to get from a fortune cookie?

-Your soul mate will find you within the month

94. What is one food you wouldn’t want to give up?

-burgers

95. If you won a million dollars what would you buy?

-a big house

96. If you had access to a time machine where and when would you go?

-whenever and wherever Woodstock was

97. If you could add a person to Mount Rushmore who would it be, why?

-Barack Obama

98. If you could win any award what would it be, why?

-I'm not sure to be honest

99. If you could teleport where would you go, why?

-to the bathroom because I need to pee right now but I don't want to move

100. What was your favorite cartoon growing up?

-Rugrats

[memorycremationurn]

What Animals Can Be Cremated?

Dogs, cats, and horses are the most common animals, however it’s also possible to cremate other animals such as hamsters, rabbits, birds, reptiles, and more.

DOG CREMATION

Those of us who have dogs know what a special bond is established with our beloved canines. We come to think of them as one of our children.

CAT CREMATION

Although they tend to go their own way at times and pretend to care less about what we do, people who have cats know what a loving bond can be established.

HORSE CREMATION

Even though you can’t cuddle one like a dog or cat, strong bonds are often created with horses. It sometimes takes a bit longer, but once you establish that bond, it’s intense as any other.

It’s surprising for some people to discover that they can cremate their horse.

PET CREMATORIUMS: WHAT TO EXPECT

At a crematorium, you will find much the same as in one for humans. It typically has a soothing atmosphere with staff that will have respect and sympathy for you.

Memorial Room: If you want to choose a particular urn, you may be taken into a room where they are displayed. They may offer urns, boxes, or jewelry.

You might also be able to get a better price for a memorial online. We’ll talk about this a bit later in the “What to do with ashes” section.

Business Office: If making prearrangements, you are likely to meet with a staff member in an office or other area to make all the necessary choices.

Cremation Room: This room is separate from the others and contains the cremation chamber. Some people are surprised and pleased at how clean and sterile this area is in most facilities.

Viewing Room– This is the room where you and other family members will sit or stand during a witnessed cremation.

THE CREMATION PROCESS FOR PETS

There are crematoriums for both humans, animals, and some are for both, but regardless the cremation process is the same.

Many people want details of what will happen during the cremation process, such as how they will be treated and what happens.

Of course every crematorium is different however there will be a standard basic process.

THE CREMATION CHAMBER:

This is the compartment of where your pet is placed and where the actual cremation takes place. The body is subjected to temperatures ranging from around 1400 – 1800 degrees Fahrenheit.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE?

The time to complete depends on the size of your animal. For instance, a cat or small dog usually takes less than two hours. A large dog or a horse can take a few hours.

WHAT HAPPENS DURING A PET CREMATION?

The intense heat vaporizes the organic matter and reduces it down to ashes and bone.

Any type of metal that was in or on the animal such as metal pins or a buckle on the collar is removed by hand or with a magnet.

The rest of the remains are pulverized to a gritty sand-like powder, which is white or gray in color.

Don’t be surprised or concerned if you see bright colors in the ashes. If they were bundled in a blanket or you left on the collar, this will account for the colors.

WHAT SERVICES ARE OFFERED?

Private Cremation: Your animal is placed in a chamber that is separate from other animals. With private cremation, they guarantee that you receive only your pet’s ashes.

Witnessed Cremation: You are present at the time of the process. There will likely be a viewing area for you and anyone else who wish to witness. Many people feel that watching helps in the progression of the healing process.

Communal Cremation: This type is frequently chosen because the cost is generally lower than the others, sometimes even half the price. Your furry friend is placed into a chamber along with other animals.

All of the animals are cremated simultaneously and the ashes are pulverized together.

HOW MUCH DOES PET CREMATION COST?

Just like cremation prices for people, pet provider costs can vary depending on the facility and other factors. Below are some average costs.

BREAK DOWN OF PRICES:

Domestic Pets– $50 -$350, depending on the type of cremation and the weight of your pet.

The lowest cost would be for communal, with no return of the ashes. The highest is for private, with a return of the ashes. This frequently includes some extras like a basic container for the ashes.

Horses– $250 – $1,500 and up, depending on the weight, the area in which you live, and if pick-up is required. Whether it’s a communal without return of ashes or a private type with return of the ashes will influence the cost as well.

EXTRAS:

Pick-up– If it’s outside business hours or on the weekend, the charge is typically around $30 – $45 for domestic pets. Outside a certain driving distance, usually 25 miles, the charge is also around $30 – $45.

Horse pick-up can cost up to $1,000, depending on the horse’s size and the distance from the crematorium.

Viewing– If you wish to view your pet’s cremation, there is typically an extra charge of approximately $20 – $30.

Urn– If you desire that the ashes are placed in an urn, they run from $50 – $1,000. You can buy an affordable one online for less than $100. (See below)

WHAT TO DO WITH THE ASHES

WOODEN PET URN

Quite often people are unsure what to do with the ashes of their furry friend. Below are some ideas for ashes and what to.

CREMATION URNS

Marble Pet Urn

Probably the most popular choice and affordable option for storing the ashes. Urns come in any number of sizes, styles, and prices.

CREMATION BOXES

This is another container frequently seen displayed in someone’s home. In addition to wood, these boxes for ashes are also constructed in a broad variety of materials.

A HEADSTONE:

simple but sweet headstone that can lay in the garden is beautiful memorial for your lost pet.

JEWELRY & KEYCHAINS:

f you literally want to keep your pet’s memory close to your heart, there is no better choice than a necklace with either a small amount of the remains placed inside.

KEYCHAIN KEEPSAKES

Another way of keeping your precious pet with you is by putting some of the ashes into a keychain specially made for that purpose.

Most types of jewelry can be purchased or made with your pet’s ashes such as bracelets, rings, ankle chains, and many more.

BURIAL

It’s the choice of many to bury the ashes of their pet. In many cases, this is done on the family’s property.

This enables the family to visit their pet whenever they like, which can aid in the grieving process.

If you’re looking to bury, a biodegradable urn or even an urn tree are both great options.

SCATTERING ASHES

Some people feel that scattering the ashes symbolizes sending their loved one on their final journey.

The place for scattering is a personal preference. You may choose to scatter at sea, in a park, or even in Space. For scattering in water, we always recommend using a water urn.

HOW TO FIND A CREMATION FACILITY

here are several ways of locating a pet cremation facility. One of the most common places is through your veterinarian, who usually will be able to recommend a reputable crematorium.

ANIMAL SHELTER

Your local animal shelter is another place that is very accustomed to this situation. They should be able to put you in touch with a facility.

ONLINE DIRECTORIES

In addition, there are websites where you can search for places by state.

PET CEMETERY

Furthermore, if you have a pet cemetery in your area, you may be able to find a cremation facility by contacting them.

If there are no pet crematoriums in your area, many regular crematoriums include services for your pet as well.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION ABOUT PET CREMATION

                                      BURIAL OR CREMATION: WHAT SHOULD I CHOOSE FOR MY PET?

Of course the decision of cremation vs burial is a personal preference. With burial, you will have a gravesite that you can visit often. However, you can choose cremating and still bury the ashes. Many people choose it because it is more environmentally friendly and cost effective. In addition, if you move away, you can take your pet’s ashes with you.

WHAT IF YOUR PET DIES AT HOME?

If they die at home, most pet crematories have a 24-hour pick-up service and will usually return the ashes to you within a few days. If you have not made pre arrangements, you may be able to leave your pet at your veterinarian office for a few days if you need some time.

HAVE I RECEIVED THE CORRECT CREMAINS?

Most crematories offer private cremation, which guarantees that your pet is placed into a separate chamber alone and then cremated. Furthermore, in order to ensure you receive only your pet’s ashes, some people choose a witnessed cremation in order to view the process.

DO I NEED A CASKET FOR MY PET TO BE CREMATED?

No, you don’t need to have a casket or other cremation container for the cremation as a rule. At most facilities, you can wrap your pet in his or her favorite blanket if you wish. Nevertheless, if you do desire to have a casket, you can purchase one as long as it’s made with combustible materials.

CAN MY PET’S ITEMS ALSO BE CREMATED?

It depends on the particular crematory. Some do not allow toys to be cremated and some may allow a blanket made with natural fibers. Others do allow your dog’s favorite blanket and even leave on their collar. It depends on the environmental regulations in your area. Check in advance with the facility you choose.

WHAT HAPPENS IF MY PET PASSES AWAY AT MY VETERINARIAN?

Although vets do not normally perform this service, they frequently have a relationship with a third-party facility that they can recommend. In most cases, your animal can be picked-up from your veterinary office.

DECIDING ON PET CREMATION

This guide is intended to relieve some of the pressure of making important decisions during your time of grief.

Losing your beloved pet can be a difficult time in your life. We hope to take some of the time and stress away when that time comes.

If you are experiencing a loss at this time or have in the past, we offer our heartfelt condolences.

For more information visit www.memoryurns.com 

[sugarpunkeyes]

1-99 😎

ITCHY I HA T E YOU (but im still gonna do it cause. this feels like a challenge)

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?alternate version of behind the sea by panic! at the discofuckmylife666 by against me!like a child hiding behind your tombstone by slothrust brain stew/jaded by green daybaba o'reilly by the whoacross the universe by the beatles

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?unlikely person ,, laura !! jane !! grace !! slightly more likely person(s) ,, @thesmashingpumpkins or @billiejoeshappytrail @xkidiot cause you’re wonderful

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.“…and, of course, Crass, who remain my favorite band to this day.” (from Tranny by Laura!! wild)

4: What do you think about most?music as a general statement probably. whether it’s my own writing/band stuff/practicing instruments

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?“And ya but nvm” from @gathering-up-the-avenues

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?with pajamas !

7: What’s your strangest talent?i can figure out how to set or fix/take apart & rebuild any watch or clock i’ve ever come across

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)??? girls are girls. boys are boys. i’m unwilling to gender stereotype esp in the binary lmao

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?i am not aware of that happening, no

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?i was texting my favo(u)rite british bo(u)y itchy ( @billiejoeshappytrail ) like two hours ago and playing loads of music

11: Do you have any strange phobias?not that i’m.. aware of ?? i get really freaked out by looking straight-on at a pin, like right at the pointy off when it’s facing me but that’s not really a phobia

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?i’m sure i have. i mean fingers are foreign technically so

13: What’s your religion?jewish ;)

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?listening to music in headphones ,, walking ,, zoning out

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?behind ,, but i like having photos of myself and i find it really fun to help out my photographer friends ,, they’re so good i’m lov my artsy humans

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?The Beatles !

17: What was the last lie you told?i told my mom i checked the weather this morning when she asked how cold it was but i actullt just stuck my head out my window and guessed

18: Do you believe in karma?nah, bad stuff and good stuff happens to everyone

19: What does your URL mean?it was from Years Ago ™ when i was equally obsessed with doctor who and star trek. sonic (screwdriver) ; (star) trek

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?uHm i’m really bad about emotions as a whole?? if i’m confronted about how i’m feeling and i am Not In The Mood to talk about how i am then i will 100% say i’m fine no matter whati’m good at music i think ,, i’ve been writing music since i was little and i know 10-ish instruments?

21: Who is your celebrity crush?Laura. Jane. Grace. i’m lov

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?yyep

23: How do you vent your anger?i kick/punch walls (i have a wall in my room w lots of studs, i know where to hit it so nothing will break), write music (nerd), throw tennis balls at my garage door

24: Do you have a collection of anything?i have journals i’ve filled out, presidential/gold dollars, state quarters (every state, every year), an old keychain collection, loads of books, and unofficially lots of band/tour shirts ;)

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?video chatting !

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?i am, but only because i know my two options are to like myself or dislike myself and there’s no way of saying i won’t totally reinvent myself tomorrow. so yes, but just because i believe in constant change and i’m proud of the changes i’ve made

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?i haTe the scratch when you have a metal utensil on a china/porcelain plate ugGgHhh and i love the noise when you lean on someone and they’re happy about it and they go “mhm”

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?what if i can’t do all of the things i love in my life?

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?not ghosts, absolutely aliens

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.right arm touched my house/car keys, left arm touched my glasses on my bed

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?hotdogs i think (my family’s having a barbecue)

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?worst place .. like worst city? i don’t like detroit at all

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?EAST COAST succ it @xkidiot @sloanthewench

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?i am. all the genders i literally ,, what ????? uhh i don’t know any agender singers off the top of my head ?? but i’m lov billie joe armstrong and laura jane grace and gerard way has said he doesn’t really identify with male or female so. him too

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?just growing as a human and then helping others grow

36: Define Art.creation that invokes feeling ( @danlitty would know better than me ,, she is The Art ™ )

37: Do you believe in luck?not really but i wear mismatched socks because i think matching socks are bad luck so. uhHh idk

38: What’s the weather like right now?it was raining and like 65 degrees and now it’s just gray and a lil warmer

39: What time is it?3:38 PM

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?yes, i didn’t crash but i hit someone’s car while i was pulling out of a parking spot

41: What was the last book you read?not really a book, but i read a compilation of loads of doom patrol comics

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?to an extent .. like the first min or so is nice

43: Do you have any nicknames?yeah, my real name’s grace but everyone calls me gracie or gee or graice or goot or geebee (thanks shaney) or graciebell or groot or greasy

44: What was the last film you saw?the butterfly effect with the green goons!!

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?i broke my nose twice .. i’m pretty safe overall

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?yep! but v carefully and let it go immediately

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?always ,,,, just band stuff

48: What’s your sexual orientation?i call myself bi but i’m just gay for everyone

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?nope

50: Do you believe in magic?n o

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?depends how bad it was

52: What is your astrological sign?pisces

53: Do you save money or spend it?save

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?i only owned the cassette tape version of 1,039/Smoothed Out Slappy Hours so i bought the iTunes version

55: Love or lust?love

56: In a relationship?yes!!!! @thesmashingpumpkins is my amazing boyfriend i like him a lot :)

57: How many relationships have you had?¯\_(ツ)_/¯

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?yeah !!

59: Where were you yesterday?i just literally worked at home all day.. in the wee hours of the morning i was at midnight run in new york city (delivering clothes/food to the homeless)

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?my sweatshirt !

61: Are you wearing socks right now?yyyyes and one has a banana on it and one has sharks eating people

62: What’s your favourite animal?snow leopards

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?this is a thing ????? i’m just. sarcastic

64: Where is your best friend?my best friend in NY is named abby and she lives 3 blocks away from me, my best irl friend outside NY is from Rhode Island, and shaney who’s my best internet friend ( @xkidiot ) is in CA !! i’m lov all

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.@thesmashingpumpkins@xkidiot@danlitty@billiejoeshappytrail@poisin-youth

66: What is your heritage?i’m ,, white ,, european ,,,, lithuania, russia, hungary, turkey etc

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?texting/watching the movie w the green goons

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?armstrong. definitely armstrong.

69: Biggest turn ons?this is NOT THE SIN CHAT

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?I think so cause most of my friends are sarcastic and i’m sarcastic

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?gET THE DOG AND CARRY IT TO MY WORKPLACE AND SHOW MY BOSS I WAS BEING A MODEL CITIZEN ™

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?a) lmao yeah, everyone deserves to know ?? people affect other people, that’s the point of life, so if i’ve affected anyone, they deserve to knowb) try to get to see all my favorite people even if i haven’t met them beforec) i mean probably ??

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?so many ,, yellow submarine and JOS and so many others

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?8903

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?knowing that the other person cares about you and about the world in general or just having it be with @thesmashingpumpkins , the most amazing man. ,

77: How can I win your heart?you can’t, jimmy already has it

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?hell yeah

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?learning guitar

80: What size shoes do you wear?8.5 women’s

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?idk some quote from the giver probably

82: What is your favourite word?mmm calcify

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.that song “heart and soul” that everyone knows on piano

84: What is a saying you say a lot?i’ve noticed i say “you know” a lot ,,

85: What’s the last song you listened to?eight full hours of sleep by against me!

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?blue ! all shades of blue esp bluey-greens

87: What is your current desktop picture?it’s that picture of young green day ™ in a taxi and they’re flipping off the camera

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?this guy that picks on jimmy his name is christian and he’s first on the kill list

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?variations on “how do you feel”

90: Turn offs?ddont choke me ,, don’t pee on me ,,

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?ccontrolling time ,,

92: where are your parents from? OH and NY

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?lol i went to the hospital once cause i couldn’t sleep for 4-5 days straight and everything about that was wild

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?i’ve said it multiple times before, ill say it again. laura. jane. grace.

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?GO VISIT ITCHY OR SHANEY cause i can’t drive to them but i can drive to jimmy :)

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?nope

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?omg so many times

98: Ever been on a plane?yeah!! also so many times

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?there’s no reason not to try your best

thank u itchy ;)

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Since a few have been answered already I’ll answer the rest 

1: Looks are not important to me so much i believe there should be some kind of physical attraction, but i’m more about personality! 

2: relationships are totally worth it to me! I’m not into hooking up all the time plus my SO usually becomes my bestfriend 

3: no Obviously not lol 

4: It’s very complicated…. I’m technically not in a relationship with the guy, but we’ve both said we want to be… 

5: I’m not really sure what it is, but i don’t think it’s love just yet 

6: technically I guess I am? 

7: absolutely I prefer to be committed to one person! Tbh they get all of my time an attention when i’m not around friends and family. 

8: he’s just a bit taller than me has this crazy sense of humor that I completely adore. He’s got this adorable smile, deep brown eyes and hair and is so god damn handsome whenever I get a picture I melt (I actually almost fell over yesterday because of this) 

9: a guy with a great sense of humor who adores me as much as i do him.

10: I’m not really sure. I prefer to know a person before I say I’m in love. 

11: surprisingly yes! 

12: depending on how bad it is I will if it’s something stupid like they broke their plans with me or gave away a minor secret behind my back no biggie i’ll probably forgive them, but if they cheated or something…. i’m gone believe me I don’t do well with that shit

13: kinda, kinda not? it’s hard because like i’m not mad at the people that i’m getting jealous over… i’m just insecure. oh well lol

14: yessssss ahah same guy but also a little crush on some one else i think, but they’ll never know 

17: Yes! if it’s a quick kiss i’m A ok with it, but i don’t make out in public 

apparently there’s no 18 or 19??? soo uhm yeah 

20: i try to shower every day sometimes I dont get the chance and I have to shower the next day, but I keep myself clean!

21: I don’t know… IF ANY OF YA THINK I’M A CUTIE AND HAVE FEELS SEND ME ANON HEARTS AND I’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!! 

22: I hope a certain some one is, but who knows for sure 

23: Yes are you kidding me!? People can’t do that?? like when i’m in a relationship holy shit i’m 110% into that person they become everything to me and also i’d never want to hurt some one in that way. 

24: I hope i’m at least engaged, but then again i could just be alone forever… so i guess if anyone wants to make a pact to get married by a certain age HMU Lmfao 

25: YESSSSS ugh i’m holding out on some one, but hey shit happens 

26: actually yes my Ex. and we’re still good friends. I also would not want to lose him. he’s an amazing person with a huge caring heart. 

27: I wouldn’t call it a poem, but it was a really long rant/letter to the man who loves me next. 

28: I’m not entirely sure, but my extremely mentally abusive ex probably did because a guilty conscience usually blames the other half. (he accused me of cheating and i would rather die than cheat on some one) 

29: No. never have. never will.

30: actually I have…. i’ve never felt good about my stomach and have always wanted to get it fixed some how, but i never will. 

31: yes I have. I’ve had my fair share of heartbreak 

32: I have many a time. you cant change some ones heart and thats fine! ]

33: obviously lol 

34: I mean I almost did once….

35: Of course I have haha

36: yes! in fact i almost dated him when we were in high school! 

37: yup…. and they told me, but i dated him anyways and what a fuck up that was….

38: yes!! omg i was in shock when it happened 

39: Yes, but they’d never know because I’m respectful 

40: all the time! i write to get my feelings out 

41: I have (and it was goooooooddd) 

43: my longest relationship was a year and a month or so. 

44: I’ve had a total of 5 boyfriend in my lifetime lol 

45: like 0 i was the human equivalent of birth control or some shit 

46: a lot with my SO at the time lol

47: 21! 

48: I’d probably tell them i’m really happy for them and wallow for a bit before moving on. 

49: I currently do not so i guess my favourite thing about the person I like is that goofy smile I get when i’m being cute lol 

50: I mean i don’t think i’ve met my true love so probably not?

51: there’s lots of people i would do anything for. i’m the type of person who drops anything for a friend in need.

52: Yes. a family member, my ex roommate. probably more, but you know what best of luck to them they’re gonna need it 

53. I’d hope not…. 

54: theres a lot of people i could never forget 

55: this one time a boyfriend of mine surprised me with a date where we drove all the way to one of his old home towns and he showed me around. he then took me to a dinosaur museum (which i love that shit so much) we walk through the entire thing and we got to the gift shop i went to the bathroom because it was like a 2-3 hour drive home and he bought me a stuffed T-rex and a cute keychain (i still have both)

56: 5 facts! I have a chubby tummy, long legs,a cute butt, thick thigs, pretty eyes, a cute smile and long/wild curly hair! and I’m very soft

57: I hope you realize that you turned out exactly like your father and you’re a pathological liar who deserves nothing more than whatever comes his way 

58: snacks! surprise adventures, cute snuggle days, HEAD RUBS!!! whispering cute things to me when I least expect it in public! 

59: Picture will be posted! 

60: If i remember correctly it was around 7 years 

61: their eyes and smile 

62: oh god honestly non sexual wise… run me a romantic bath. sexual wise…. we wont go there right now…

63: genitals touching other genitals? idk 

64: anything beyond joking flirtatiously tbh 

65: oh god whispering what they’re going to do to me. kissing down the neck and spine. those are just a few. 

66. Dominant and sub idk 

67: perfect date would probably be going out to a museum or aquarium and then going to a nice dinner 

68: straight 

69: I’m not really sure it varys 

70: Lots of things. whispering, slow kissing, touching 

71: ahaha this is akward my kinkiest wet dream was being tied up and dominated tbh 

73: just treat me like a princess for the day honestly 

74: some one who can lift me tbh 

75: sweetest thing was some one  brought me flowers to my work place and took me out for late night denny’s after a long anxious day. 

76: I guess making some one soup and cold remedies while they were sick 

77: as long as it’s legal and consensual then no biggie 

78: I almost was in a threesome once that was wild.

79: ah last time was some one got to hang out with a person i really wanted to hang out with but couldn’t because they’re too far away 

80: I tell my friends I love them at least once a day. so today technically. last time i said it and meant i was in love was at the beginning of the summer before my breakup 

81: Chris, dani, liam, hunter, and david  (only one of these ppl have a tumblr) 

82: my friend ash 

83: a guy named Jordan (he was my bestfriend in kindergarten)

84: distance was becoming too much for both of us

85: I mean technically I have (if you count online dating) but if not then yes probably 

thank you for asking!!!

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Hey thanks, anon!

1.) what’s a song you depict with your childhood? “Hips Don’t Lie” by Shakira reminds me of when I went to Russia when I was 11 because it was running on MTV practically constantly and I watched it whenever we were hanging in the apartment we rented2.) did you have a memorable childhood pet? All of them. Alex was a golden retriever, Lucy was a golden retriever-black lab mix, Ralph was a tabby cat who gave me the scar on my face, Calvin was a loving and wonderful brown and white cat who passed last year from kidney failure, Hobbes is a fantasticly grouchy tuxedo cat and Calvin’s brother, and Sherman and Natalie are two adorable and small black and white cats we adopted at the end of September. That’s a lot and I’m sorry. 3.) have you ever been drunk? Like once a week4.) have you ever tried drugs? Only alcohol and pot5.) have you ever completely regretted what you’ve said? I’m sure I did at one point, but I’ve forgotten about it6.) have you ever made someone cry? Not that I’m aware of7.) has someone ever made you cry? Yes8.) have you ever been in love? if so, describe the moment you knew it. I’m not sure that I have9.) which came first the chicken or the egg? Does it really matter? They’re both here now10.) are you part of the lgbtq+ community? do you support them? Technically and yes11.) how many siblings do you have? None12.) have you ever been in love with someone you couldn’t love? Essentially13.) are you a good cook? Depends on what I’m cooking14.) what is your favorite tv show? The X-Files15.) what is the last movie you cried during? I don’t know 16.) what are songs you’ve cried to when you first heard them? (if any) I teared up the first time I heard “Try” by Colbie Caillet17.) do you have a middle name? Louise18.) have you been out of your country? Oh yes19.) are you a chocolate fan or not? I like dark chocolate20.) how many people have you kissed? I think 5?21.) what is your favorite album? I have a lot22.) what is your dream car? Jeep Wrangler23.) what is your lucky/favorite number? 224.) what is your favorite flower? Sunflower25.) books or movies, why? Movies. Reading too much gives me headaches26.) have you ever been on a blind date? Nope27.) has one of your friends ever backstabbed you? Yes28.) have you ever backstabbed one of your friends? Not that I’m aware of, and I’d feel absolutely terrible if I did29.) what thing do you symbolize love with? Happiness30.) do you have neat handwriting? It’s readable and my parents say it’s the best in the family31.) do you have a friend with benefits? Nope32.) do you want a friend with benefits? Well it’s not on my priorities list33.) if you could be anything in the world, what would you be? Happy34.) have you ever been blackout drunk? No and I’m proud of it35.) have you ever met someone famous? Seen? Yes. Spoken to? Nope.36.) how many concerts have you been to? It depends on what you classify a concert as, becuase it’s a lot37.) which concerts have you been to? this was already asked38.) do you have a hidden talent? I’m really good at making gimp keychains39.) what do you do when you’re stressed? Drink wine40.) do you think money can buy love? Nope41.) how old would you date? 2642.) have you ever done something illegal? Yes43.) what is your biggest fear? Dying alone44.) what is an unusual fear you have? Windows at night45.) can you drive? Yes46.) do you believe in supernatural creatures? If there’s evidence47.) do you believe in karma? Why not48.) what is one quality you need in your partner? Honesty49.) do looks matter? To an extent50.) does size matter? To an extent51.) who is the last person you forgave? I can’t remember52.) what is your favorite ice cream flavor? Probably mint chocolate chip53.) what languages can you speak besides english? I took Latin in high school and I’m taking Italian now54.) ever been on a plane? Yes55.) ever been on a boat? Yes56.) is there anyone you’ve lost touch with that you wish you hadn’t? Plenty of people57.) are there any friendships you regret? No58.) are there any friendships you wish you could make? Sure, why not59.) have you ever stayed awake for 24 (+) hours? Ahahahaha yes60.) have you ever walked outside after 12 am? Often61.) have you ever seen a sunrise completely through? Yes62.) are you scared of rollercoasters? Nope63.) on a scale of 1-10 how stressed are you usually? 6 or 764.) do you have any plans this weekend? Not aside from my online classes and packing65.) do you miss anyone right now? My friends at school66.) who do you wish you were talking to right now? No one in particular67.) if you could have any superpower, what would it be? Teleportation68.) who is your favorite superhero? Black Widow69.) are you dirty minded? I can be70.) what is your favorite song from every decade starting at that 80’s? Christ I can’t do that71.) how many kids, if any, do you want? 272.) who is your biggest OTP? MULDER/SCULLY73.) what is your favorite food? Pizza I guess?74.) do you want to be married one day? Yes75.) dogs or cats? Both76.) do you drink enough water daily? Not always, sometimes too much77.) have you ever seen a shooting star? No78.) if you had the opportunity to go to the moon, would you? Nope79.) how many best friends do you have? 480.) when was the last time you cried? Simone Biles’s dance about her adoption on Dancing with the Stars81.) have you ever laughed so hard you peed yourself? Yes82.) have you ever made anyone laugh so hard they peed? I don’t think so83.) if you could travel any where in the world, where would you go? England84.) what are 3 words you would use to describe yourself? Tired, stressed, sleepy85.) do you consider yourself a loyal person? Yes86.) what is your favorite season and why? Fall because it’s not too hot or too cold87.) have you ever told anyone you loved them, and didn’t mean it? Nope88.) do you know how to play any instruments? Plenty89.) do like like falling asleep to music or not? No, I get too distracted and then don’t fall asleep90.) what are you allergic to? Fireants, vitamin E, extra dye in new t-shirts, and leviquin91.) have you ever wanted to be someone else for a day just so you could see what there life is like? Yes92.) if you could be any character from your favorite tv show would you, and if so, who would you be? Dana Scully because she’s a badass93.) if you could be best friends with any celebrity who would it be and why? I have no idea94.) are you outgoing? Not at all95.) have you ever wanted to kiss someone, but weren’t brave enough to? Yes96.) are you a good flirt? LOL NOPE97.) have you ever been turned down, or have you ever turned anyone down? Yes and yes98.) which planet is your favorite? Earth99.) are you superstitious? Only a little bit100.) are you a good listener? Yes101.) are you a good kisser? So I’ve been told102.) would you kiss any of your friends? I don’t think so