Helllooooo, quick introduction!!!
If you don’t recognize me, I was shark-slxt, and now I’m staplegxnn!
Official member of the “my dinner 🤤” cult
You can call me Rebel or Jett
I use any pronouns (includes neos, points for creativity!!)
I’m agender
I’m arospec pansexual
I am 16-18 years old, I’m not comfortable saying my real age but it’s in that 3 year range, guess I’ll change it when I’m out of that range lol
I’m a more suggestive account, not totally NSFW but just be warned ;)
Fandoms I’m in:
Trolls
COD
She ra, princess of power
Daddy/Mummy I’m a Zombie
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared
Bands I like:
Nine inch nails
System of a Down
Judas priest
Black Sabbath
Korn
Slipknot
Nickelback
Green Day
Insane Clown Posse
Mcr (it’s @absolutelyzoned ‘s fault.)
Things I do!!! (I take suggestions!!!)
I write (smut, fluff, angst, anything really)
I draw (again, all of the above)
I roleplay sometimes (hard emphasis on the sometimes, I make characters and you can ask politely to roleplay with them but most likely I will say no)
Things I WONT DO
P3do stuff (proshipping)
R@pe
Inc3st
Anything that makes me uncomfortable (I reserve the right to deny your request)
If you are going to be hateful towards me or my friends, I will block you, I’m aware I’ve made mistakes in the past and present but I reserve my right to block your ass if you bring that shit up!!! This is a positive page, so fuck all y’all who wanna ruin that <3
If you have any questions or wanna be my mutual, DM ME!!! I’m friendly I swear I’m not as bitchy as I seem lol!!!!
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸🍉
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This — this gif is literally sterek. You can’t convince me otherwise. This is how Derek grabs and touches stiles. So no one, for even a second think that stiles isn’t his.
Someone is talking to stiles this is how Derek pulls/drags him to rest on his body. He doesn’t move the hand but just stares the other person down.
Stiles loves it, he absolutely loves being manhandled by Derek.
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Uh, my local mall? Yeah, Derek Danforth called. He wants his jammies back.
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The buds do karaoke and everybody is having a blast then Derek does “Surface Pressure” from Encanto and ends up screaming crying on his knees and just decimates the vibe.
Derek: *sobbing/singing and gripping the mic and oblivious to everything else* Give it to your brother, it doesn’t hurt, and see if he can handle every family burden, watch as he buckles and bends but never breaks…
Cove: *whispers to Terri* Can I still do Moana next or is it weird now?
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claudia doumit, derek luh, lizzē broadway, london thor, and sean patrick thomas attend the vanity fair and amazon mgm studios awards season celebration 🖤
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josh hutcherson is a damn phony
so how come this man said IN EVERY SINGLE BEEKEEPER INTERVIEW that derek danforth is such a “terrible guy” and that “no one likes him” and that “everyone will hate him once they watch the movie”
sir i don’t know how to tell you this but im in love with him
how could that man say ANY of that knowing he played derek so perfectly that i can’t help but just feel overwhelmingly bad for him. i would love to be able to hate derek danforth like a normal human being but i actually cannot bring myself to it
and not just because he’s one of, if not the hottest man i have seen in my entire life, but just genuinely because his backstory and mannerisms and actions are kinda really sad :(
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dereks va is a trevek shipper we're good for now... but this means I cant make anymore jokes about him hating trevek
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Someone: *eating strawberry*
@absolutelyzoned : big ass tomato!!!!
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Listen I know someone has probably thought this up but figure skater and hockey player sterek au
Pretty boy stiles figure skating after hours and Derek catching him practice his routine and just being so gone on him. All of his friends making fun of him for falling for the pretty figure skater out of his league
Stiles wearing Derek’s jersey to his games
Derek kissing stiles after scoring a point or hitting someone from the opposite team
Stiles and Lydia figure skating together
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futturman in a call of duty cosplay
futturman in a call of duty cosplay
futturman in a call of duty cosplay
like IMAGINE IT.
Also tell me why I see futturman taking the hutchverse gang to a convention (everyone is forced to do a cosplay) and Derek dressess like johnny cage
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