how are we breathing. (bcs im not)
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not philza making me cry on his actual birthday
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mattsun fully dressed with you completely naked and bent over his knee. . . his fingers deep in your cunt and his other hand on your ass. . .
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Not to be horny, but holy fucking shit-
it’s okay, Ganondorf himself is horny half the time
W…waka waka
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HELLO FRIENDS!
Just a heads up that I am leaving on the 6-29th Jan on holiday. I might post, I might not, we will see! But I’m closing my one shots since I will be busy. Yeah so if I disappear, no I haven’t died, just having a grand old time overseas!!
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FNAF is trending, yet nothing’s really happened?
I guess March 5th’s the Night at Freddy’s.
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I hate people, I feel like deleting everything, disappearing and telling no one where I’m going 😒
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arlong park and buggy and mihawk and shanks and coby and passing the hat to nami and sanji and zoro bickering and the original straw hat jolly roger and me crying in the corner
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that cliche of seeing gay couples on here or twitter fucking while they play mario kart or overwatch or whatever like no one does this and if you do this in real life, you’re a fucking loser
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And I’m out.
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not bts’ break being the first story on bbc and my parents turning to me and asking if they’re breaking up
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Overthinking is such a pain in the ass man. Like you could be on the phone with your friend and they’ll have to go or something and the second they hang up your mind just instantly starts with shit like “they hate you” or “they just wanted to get off the phone bc they think you’re annoying” and ofc “they’re friends with you bc they pity you”
My brain just needs to stfu 😐
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AFTER THE NEW CRIMSON RIVER POST IM OFFICIALLY LEAVING THE MARAUDERS FANDOM
JK NO IM NOT IM HERE FOR THE ANGST
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sir-bastian vettel
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Unfortunately ingested a doctor pepper flavored peep. I will be visiting a doctor!
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me because nobody on here wished me a happy birthday yesterday
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