#i’m not going insane

[captora]

I’m sooooo normal about him. Some would even say I’m the most normal ever

[pricetaglover]

Tpot 12 spoilers…

Hello everyone. Normal here. today i’m going to be. normal. haha. yes.

I love that they’re. developing more friendship. haha. Developing relationships. Yuri. No. This can’t be. uh. um. character arc. this is. haha. hahahahaha.

[newyorksquid]

i think we should make the dancing banana a tumblr sexyman

[rosaacicularis]

grian and scar but it’s the plot of a canadian french folk chorale song i sang in ninth grade called j’entends le moulin..

english translation: “i hear the windmill ticka-ticka tocka. my father is having a house built. it’s being built with three gables. there are three carpenters building it. the youngest is my darling. what do you have in your apron? it’s a pie made of three pigeons. let’s sit down and eat it. while sitting down they all lept up, causing the sea and fish to tremble, and the stones on the bottom of the sea.”

i know looking at it, it seems a little far fetched but “they all kept up” is actually alluding to earthquakes and that’s so boatem coded and like their combined gigabase is being built and they can have a little picnic <3<3

[givemeureyes]

day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.

[bone-yarddz]

Audio books but it’s Michael Sheen reading books as Aziraphale and sometimes you hear David Tennant shouting something obnoxious as Crowley.

[wafflehouseyuri]

I literally cannot stop thinking about how insane it is that assad zaman didn’t know he was auditioning for Armand like u are a relatively unknown actor and u go try out to be the vampires butler in a foundational piece of vampire IP, only to be actually cast as the oldest, most powerful vampire in the entire work and u inhabit that character so well that everyone watching cannot imagine this role going to anyone else, who else could capture that half blank half apocalyptic look?? How the fuck could he have ever just been rashid

[ineffableteeth]

I am screaming look at these photos

Cut scene of Crowley sleeping on a WALL in his PAJAMAS (HE WEARS PAJAMAS ((AND BLACK SILK ONES AT THAT)))

(From the Script book) He DOES wake up a mess and he DOES clean up instantly (WE WERE ROBBED OF MESSY HAIR CROWLEY)

CONCEPT ART FOR CROWLEYS BEDROOM

I CANT

[angel-in-your-basement]

So… can I be your favourite sex toy? Can I be your fleshlight? Can I use my body to make you feel good? Can I worship and praise you so you feel like a god? Can I make videos for you to get off to so you don’t need porn anymore? Can I be the star in all your fantasies? Can I be your baby, your slut, your puppy and anything else you want? Can I suffer for you? Cum for you? Exist to please you? Can I? Or do you hate me?

[ventique18]

POV: Malleus loves you (GIF)

[ceaselesswatchersspecialboy]

The Magnus institute burned in 1999. The Magnus Protocol is themed around computers from pre-2000. The end of the world craze near the end of the millennium because of the computer dates. I can’t word my thoughts right now but there’s something there I can’t believe I didn’t realise until this episode mentioning the turn of the millennium.

[nervous-person]

If you guys see me reblogging a bunch of Nanami stuff…. no you didn’t.

[anna-scribbles]

honestly ladybug you’re lucky it wasn’t a musical

[sofiaruelle]

❄️☃️The SDV Girlies in their winter garb!☃️❄️

One side how i interpreted their lil avatars and then the other side is just me playing dress up lmao.

“Bois when?” Dunno. 🤷🏽‍♀️ I will if anyone donates screenshots.

[starryeyesmasc]

thinking about a girl guiding me through fucking her…

“good girl, that’s it, there we go. fuck, go a little deeper, baby.”

“haha, look at you—humping my thigh just to get off—no no. don’t you dare stop. you wanna be desperate? let me see it.”

“blushing so prettily for me, aren’t you? such a good slut, aching just to please me.”

“your body was made for this, wasn’t it, pretty girl? moulded for my pleasure. you look so good when you fuck me—awww did someone just moan?”

“faster, babe. I know you can go faster—fuck mhmm just like that. so good for me, baby.”

“are you close already? aw I know it feels good, babe, I know. hold on for me, okay? i want you to cum with me.”

…just,,,fuck I need a girl to please 😩

[slytherinslut0]

everyone wants to be fucked by tom riddle until that man has you pinned underneath him while fucking you so deep you’re feeling him in your stomach and he’s gripping you so tight you’re sure your skin is going to turn purple but he doesn’t even notice because he’s so fucking lost in the warmth of your cunt that he’s got his head buried in your neck and he’s growling something in parseltongue that makes you think hes trying to conjure the basilisk itself, singlehandedly ignoring every whimper and whine that effortlessly makes it past your lips as he sinks his teeth into the skin of your shoulder because salazar fucking sakes you just feel so fucking good he doesn’t know what to do with himself besides breed you as many fucking times as he can and mark you in every possible way he can think of.