#i’m not making this up

[fever-dreamer97]

Bakugo: What’s wrong with you nerd?

Izuku: I had a dream last night that I asked Benedict Cumberbatch for an autograph but he didn’t write his name, he wrote ‘Gingycakes PopcornSnacks’ and then left.

Bakugo:

Izuku: No lie, it kinda pissed me off.

[therealsinnohdawn]

if anyone is wondering. in the german dub sonic does just straight up say “i love you too, shadow”

[hotmessmaxpress]

friendly reminder that even though lance takes the most shit for being a nepo baby it is a confirmed, public fact that adam norris paid $44,000,000 for lando to have his mclaren seat.

[booksandpaperss]

your patented random reminder that Finn Wolfhard literally has a song called “Gay Thoughts” on his Mike Wheeler playlist and the lyrics fit Season 3 Mike perfectly lmao

[bluebeardsfinalgirl]

the official iwtv instagram is selling a full size functional casket as merch

[yourlocalmissingtexture]

They should invent a machine that you walk into and it tells you What’s Wrong with you and also it’s free

[metaphorical-goblin]

Link had one of those baptisms where the priest said “we baptize you” instead of “I baptize you” and that’s why it was invalid

[bookwyrminspiration]

oh to be diagnosed as monster dragon gender by the island you shipwrecked on’s genderqueer outcast and prescribed gay marriage. what a delight

[nostalgic-doodles]

Are we not gonna talk about how one of the dancers for Wasabi in the upcoming Just Dance 2024 game looks similar to Princess Luna???

[witch-katt]

So, did anyone else see naked trans witches when the eclipse happened or is that my one unique life experience?

[versacherries]

this week i found out i’m allergic to hot weather

[fatdogs-supremacy]

I’m baffled…

So me and me ma was watching the hobbit: an unexpected journey on channel 5 last Sunday and it got to the bit where they’re in the trees and Thorin decides to be a bad ass. Just tries to take down azog but kinda fails.

I remember him being bitten (biten, bote? Idk Im bad at English) by the warg that azog or the other dude rides on but when we watched it last Sunday, that didn’t show.

I’ve just remembered it but did I watch a diff version or something cause I distinctly remember that happening.

[obsessivelollipoplalala]

When your narcissistic father with hypochondria he refuses to treat is such a crazy asshole that multiple medical doctors now know he’s full of shit and have told your mom to her face that they feel so sorry for her 🫠🫠🫠

[minjimunji]

bi 4 bi percabeth,,,,, 👉👈

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[takahashits]

holy shit y’all. my dad’s a huge anime lover, and i found out that his favorite character from the anime he’s currently watching…… HAS THE SAME NAME AS MY F/O