#i’m right btw

[liverralonee]

“billy loomis is straight “billy loomis had a girlfriend he can’t be gay” WHERE DOES THIS RADIATE STRAIGHT TO YOU

especially the second picture , this mf just had sex with his girlfriend and is sitting as far away as he can from her HE IS SO NOT INTO HER.

like i see this and i think .. hmmm yeah that’s a (homo)phobe cause i know this idiot wouldn’t admit that he’s gay to anyone ever

[spineless-lobster]

Alright I am done silencing myself and I am here to come out as a proud patcapvers shipper okay the captain has TWO hands and TWO holes and TWO LOVELY MEN who can be his forever there are NO downsides to this!!!

They’re literally the perfect outdoorsy polycule cap infodumps about birds, pat sets up all the camping stuff and havers goes on and on about plants do you see my vision?!

They all cuddle on the bed watching campy 80s movies movies together okay they know all the lines and the quote them to each other

Havers bakes, pat cooks and the captain cleans they live in a cute little house at the end of the street they have a cat named blondie they sing and dance to ABBA together DO YOU HEAR ME?! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?

And you bet your ass pat and havers are kissing sloppy style to there’s no reason why they shouldn’t, why put two bad bitches against each other when they should kiss???

*I am dragged away by two men in lab coats as I continue to yell*

(Thank you so much to anon for reminding me that I feel very passionate about this)

[leafatlaw]

obsessed with the idea that every life series one or two people see jimmy and just think, “I’ll be the one to finally help him break the curse, yes he’s a viable long term ally” and then he dies like epsiode six and suddenly the allyship is looking a lot more empty. Just, everyone trying to have jimmy be their manic pixie dream girl and then he just cringe fail dies first again

[phineasandferbtheories]

im an autistic doof truther first and a human being second

[autumn-may]

Cringetober 2023 day 9-rarepair

Sorry guys I heard ‘rarepair’ and the ienzora sleeper agent that lives in my brain took over

[kydeliusofevirwinter]

bart , gum gum, and mudd all have beautiful murky brown eyes while kyborg has bright piercing green eyes that stare into your soul

[calvie]

[bakedbananners]

If i keep pushing my “Nico and Magnus would be best friends” agenda hard enough would that get you people to read MCGA *on my hands and knees sobbing punching the floor*

[nukacoola]

Headcanon: P.A.M. is a lesbian who has a crush on Glory and that’s part of the reason she decided to help the Railroad.

[sasukeplush]

he’s thinking about the systematic oppression women face in the workforce

[humandisorderincarnatedean]

dean literally DIDN’T try to “guilt” sam into saying he was good and into “forgiving” him in 9.10 road trip. it’s not some sort of tactic he’s using. he’s saying what he actually thinks at that moment

[leafatlaw]

butch4butch frigatebird/waning crescent , that’s it that’s the post

[theglitternet]

New fan theory: Xisumavoid and Memeulous are the same person.

Evidence:

Both faceless

Very similar voices/same accent

Similar sense of humour

Have never interacted (so I can’t be proven wrong)

“But they’re different ages!” I hear you cry. Simple: he’s lying about his age in both iterations.

[thot-son-of-odin]

Smthn smthn Thor is more like frigga than he realizes and Loki is more like Odin and both of them are unconsciously copying their parents but in the opposite way than what they expect

[littledoggyboy]

Hey guys! Billy and Stu stabbing each other actually symbolizes sex ! Billy stabs Stu so much because he loves him !

[paper--machete]