it’s so funny that top apologizes before they kiss too. p’jojo was way ahead of us on the “they should kiss about it” train
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Aurora Palm Pals “Bart Blobfish”
“Traveling from the deep waters of the ocean, Bart Blobfish has been through many challenges in life. Despite all hardships, Bart continues to see the good in the world and loves his new life above the shore. He enjoys being outside and feeling the warmth of the sunlight.”
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id like to apologize to my mutuals for my erratic behavior, i’m sorry and it will continue
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“I want you to marry me… in Thailand on an elephant” is the most Craig thing in the history of Craig things.
She said yes!
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I swear to god y’all when that last However Wild chapter drops… y’all are in for it. I will not shut up about it for at least a week maybe two.
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Mayerling.
Melissa Hamilton and Rupert Pennefather.
Lauren Cuthbertson and Thiago Soares.
Natalia Osipova and Edward Watson.
Melissa Hamilton and Rupert Pennefather.
Natalia Osipova and Edward Watson.
Sarah Lamb and Steven McRae.
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We went in search of the moon / and you said when we caught it that / we would cut it up in two / and we would wear the halves on necklaces / and then I could control tides with you 🌙
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i’m sorry about kidnapping your boyfriend so we could give the fbi false testimony. yes, i tried to feed him, he thinks thai is too fattening and wouldn’t have any. i also put out a hit on his rapist
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idk guys… this sure is giving some something something cONSTRUCTION ON SUNSET kinda vibes if you ask me….
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Ever wondered what it’s like to fuck a fatty?
Any takers? 👀
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Real life is everything to me. Scar, Cleo, Ren and Skizz look like they’re children. No one can run. Combat is horrific. 90% of ppl are on red life within thirty minutes. Grian randomly sometimes shows a facecam for the first time in what feels like years. There’s a sleepover and club you can only enter upon dying. BigB is freakishly tall for no reason. Grian is falling and then ascending like Jesus Christ on easter. All of them are going to puke
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