#i'm a garlic girl

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyQZTDuuG12/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

Nuggs😫😫😫

Damn, i need that. Also, i have no self control. I'd eat a whole loaf of bread by myself if i had garlic confit to put on it 😭😭

[yuriiofthevalley]

you can always add more garlic to your food. be it powder or the real thing

[thesmokinpossum]

drunk as fuck once again and i got a job interview for a job i really want in less than 11 hours, we'll see how it goes

[outlying-hyppocrate]

i look in the mirror. hello pretty boy. would you like to get stabbed

[navree]

assuming that dracula is the one who drugged the sherry (and i do not remember if the rest of the book explains that because it’s been a bit since i’ve read it), then that is a fascinating little piece of character work for dracula, who thus far has had the prominent character trait of “really likes the cat and mouse game”, that at this point he’s gotten annoyed enough that he’s throwing subtlety out the window and throwing a full fucking wolf into it and taking proactive measures to ensure no one’s going to cause him any problems. even for mister “just my presence causes problems and i’m just here to take advantage of what i can”, there will come a point where he’s officially sick of and deciding that if he needs something done right, he’s gonna do it himself.

and it makes me really want an adaptation entirely from his perspective if only so we can figure out when he decided he was fed tf up and was going to start taking matters into his own hands

[luxe-pauvre]

JUNE 2022

Read:

Can Progressives Be Convinced That Genetics Matter

The Hard Problem of Consciousness Has an Easy Part We Can Solve

Hundreds of Ways to Get S#!+ Done - and We Still Don’t

Accidental Meaning: The American Dream Isn’t Working As Planned

Workism Is Making Americans Miserable

Understanding Hillary: Why the Clinton America Sees Isn’t the Clinton Colleagues Know

Italy’s Book Doctor

Inside the mind of a murderer: the power and limits of forensic psychiatry

Among the Covid sceptics: ‘We are being manipulated, without a shadow of a doubt’

‘My body is unservicable and well past its sell-by-date’: the last days of Avril Henry

Our evolved intuitions about privacy aren’t made for this era

Lost perspective? Try this linguistic trick to reset your view

Why do we sleep?

Why People Feel Like Victims

The Problem with Depression Doping

How to have better arguments online

The digital death of collecting

A theory of my own mind

How to Overcome Failure

How millennials replaced religion with astrology and crystals

Existential Comfort Without God

‘Pure, liquid hope’: what the vaccine means to me as a GP

Gain-of-Function Research: All in the Eye of the Beholder

How an 18th-Century Philosopher Helped Solve My Midlife Crisis

The brain has a team of conductors orchestrating consciousness

Feeling, in situ

When hope is a hinderance

The bias that blinds: why some people get dangerously different medical care

The Mundanity of Excellence

The Martian by Andy Weir

I Contain Multitudes by Ed Yong

Sweetbitter by Stephanie Danler

Sleeping Beauties: And Other Stories of Mystery Illness by Suzanna O’Sullivan

Empire of Pain: The Secret History of the Sackler Dynasty by Patrick Radden Keefe

Calling Bullsh*t: The Art of Scepticism in a Data-Driven World by Carl T. Bergstrom & Jevin D. West

Watched:

How To Make Big Decisions

Charlotte Higgins Retells the Greek Myths

Capitalism and Ego formation.

Dr. Megan Rossi - Eat More, Live Well

The New Science of Human Emotions

Why You Can’t Pay Attention*

Change Your Life - One Tiny Step at a Time

How Your Mindset Can Transform Your Life

I ate every type of garlic**

The Staircase

Sweetbitter***

All The Old Knives

Listened To:

Bedshaped by Keane

Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Only Love Can Hurt Like This (Live for Burberry) by Paloma Faith

Good Time Girl by Sofi Tukker****

Haunted by Laura Les

Went To:

Ancient Greeks: Science and Wisdom @ Science Museum

Why Patient Research Is So Crucial (The Christopher Sporborg Annual Lecture 2022)

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Month 3, day 8, I hid the guide so I could see how things are working without it, and the answer is eyes are hard. So I'm going back to focusing on just one facial feature, in this case the mouth. Next I'll do the ears, and I'll finish the face off with the eyes. Gotta save the toughest bit for last!

After I'm done with the face as a whole, then I'll do the hair and zipper pulls, then I'll tie everything down and make it clean (and probably do a lot of fixing things when I do that), then color, and maybe some super simple shading. After that? Who knows! It's still a ways off, so I've got plenty of time to figure it out XD

[arielmagicesi]

like. immortal being that has to kill to survive and has begun to think there’s nothing human left in them at all / the strongest smartest person they’ve ever met who is tolerating their BS in the hopes they can get something out of it one day... IS one hell of a dynamic. all you Nandermo shippers have GOT to read Wild Seed by Octavia Butler

[serious-goose]

I'm in my fermentation era. I've got a little jar of garlic n' honey going.

(But I have ADHD and I will probably forget to check on it...)

[manicpixiedreamcurl]

It's 3am so I'm heading to bed but if anyone has that vid of Joe throwing a pen over his shoulder and saying 'I hate it, I hate it!' do send it my way pls for the chuckles. In return I'll send you nine million good vibes and a marinated tofu of your choice.

[captainsy-cookiemonster]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrW_ftFNP15/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

🖤

I'm sorry but

I

NEED

THAT!!

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

This looks so good😍😍

[miscxllany]

TAGS: levi, ripley, & janine.

THERE’S BEAUTY & THERE’S DANGER HERE. / ripley reid.

A PAIR OF COLD HANDS TO HOLD. / ripley: about.

MY TOUCH IS POWER，MY TOUCH IS LETHAL. / ripley: abilities.

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUNDING FOR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. / ripley: musings.

INTERACTIONS. / ripley: i.

I’VE NEVER BEEN ONE TO HALF ASS SHENANIGANS. / levi reid.

INTERACTIONS. / levi: i.

THINGS JUST GOT SUPER WEIRD，IT'S MY TIME TO SHINE! / levi: about.

I GET BUTTERFLIES WHEN I SEE GARLIC BREAD. / levi: musings.

JUST LEARNED HOW TO MAKE FIRE FROM MY BODY，AM I A GOD? / levi: abilities.

WHO COULD FORGET THE GIRL WITH ONE EYE? / janine lindo.

INTERACTIONS. / janine: i.

I'M NOT A MUSHROOM! / janine: about.

RED LEADER STANDING BY! / janine: musings.

[insertcoolnameherethanks]

My dad turned on some cooking show and this girl said the meat was seasoned and the camera showed the blandest most unseasoned piece of meat I've ever seen!!

[finecutvoidsalt]

girls will literally go to the store and purchase ingredients

[ishizizzle]

I'm Sick and have no partner so I get to make the soup RIGHT

[sillysillygoofygoose]

Older! Boyfriend Toji Headcanons

MDNI! (Slightly) EXPLICIT CONTENT AHEAD!

Soft headcanons:

Older! Toji, who adores the huge size difference between the two of you. He loves how you tilt your head back to look at him or stand on your tippy toes, pushing on his shoulders, just to kiss his cheek.

Older! Toji, who has a ton of money (shout out to broke ass Toji, though 😔). You have no idea what he does for a living. You're pretty sure it isn't something totally legal, like accounting, but whatever. He doesn't mention it and you don't ask. His favorite thing to do is turn you spoiled rotten. He constantly takes you on shopping trips, although his attitude is astronomical, only letting himself smirk when you thank him for buying you a cute little sundress.

"That one's real cute, baby."

"Yeah, bub, that color is really nice."

"Just buy 'em both, I'll take you somewhere nice to show them off."

He can barley constrain himself from pinning you against the dressing room wall and pushing the faint yellow fabric of the dress away from your skin, tasting you through your little lace panties.

Older! Toji whose love language is quality time and physical touch. No matter what he's doing, he needs to have you next to him. He never thought he'd fall so hard for someone, yet here we are...

"Toji, baby please, I'm trying to cook dinner." Toji only tightens his grip around your waist.

"I know, pretty. Just want to feel you." He responded, hooking his chin over your shoulder, peering at the vegetable you were currently mutilating.

"That's definitely not how you cut garlic." You feel him turn his head, smirking into your neck.

"Shut up."

Older! Toji, who would never, EVER let you drive him anywhere. You're forever stuck as a passenger princess. Hell would have to freeze over before Toji would let you be responsible for transporting him somewhere. This includes the time he accidentally shot himself in the upper thigh (long story 🙄) and REFUSED to let you drive to the hospital. You belong in the passenger seat, and his big hand belongs rested on your thigh, gently squeezing the squishy flesh from time to time.

Older! Toji, who pays for your bi-weekly manicures.

"What about these?" You tilt your phone screen towards him, showing him the set of acrylics you saved to your pinterest board earlier that week.

"Hmm, very nice." He flashed you a small smile of approval before grabbing your hand, kissing each knuckle.

They'd look so small and delicate wrapped around his dick.

Older! Toji whose most embarrassing secret is his love-hate relationship with the Kardashians. At first it was baffling... he doesn't even look like he'd know who they are. However, this man is INVESTED. You heard it here first. He lives for the pettiness of it all.

"What the fuck is Khloé's problem now?"

Toji strolls into the living room where you're perched on the couch, eyes glued to the new episode of 'The Kardashians'. He huffs, plopping down next to you.

"She always acts like she's some mediator for Kim and Kourtney, but she's an instigator. Always whining and complaining about something." He scoffs, rolling his eyes. You laugh, humming in agreement.

His favorite thing to rag on them about is their baby names.

"North West? That's a fucking direction."

Older! Toji, who holds you at night. Feeling your chest rise and fall rhythmically with his is the most comforting feeling in the world. He never falls asleep before you, finding peace only when you've found yours. He only becomes sappy after midnight, the loneliness of a quiet bedroom forcing him to face his emotions. Once he's positive you're passed out for the night, he moves his hand from your upper back to your head, gently stroking back stray strands of hair that were previously covering your precious face.

"You looked so beautiful today. I need to tell you that more." He whispered.

"I'm so lucky to have such a sweet girl all to myself."

"I love you so much. More than anything."

Older! Toji, who sees you as his entire world. Scratch that, his entire universe.

Hope you enjoyed! xoxo