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lazylittledragon · 2 months

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detransition is something that should Absolutely be talked about but the idea of going into this tag terrifies me beyond belief

#ramble #things they'll never tell you about detransition:#it is Not always by choice!! a lot of the time it's for financial/social reasons #and a lot of detransitioners go on to retransition #technically i'm a detransitioner BECAUSE of terf/transmed bullshit and i'll tell the story if anyone is interested #and like. the people in the news aren't the average detransitioner #they're saying 'it wasn't right for me so therefore nobody should have it'#also trans people and detransitioners are not enemies. we don't hate eachother #idk i have a lot of thoughts and i can't articulate them but i know what i want to say

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sergle · 6 months

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As someone who’s pretty insecure about her breast size, seeing you celebrating having new breasts the same size as mine is absolutely wonderful. Like yaay :D this type of body is something people enjoy having :) I should enjoy it too <3 peace and love in the world of the boobs

Literally the relief I feel walking around with this titty size is IMMEASURABLE. It is the only good thing in my life right now lmao, and also my clothing options have opened up tenfold!! Also re: being insecure abt your breast size--- people are so fucking stupid. everyone is literally so so goddamn dumb. I got no less than 50 asks telling me my breasts are "still huge" at my current, drastically reduced size. No objectivity at all! You could probably tell people your boobs are anywhere from a C to an H cup and they'll believe you, bc people are so sure they can eyeball a cup size, and they can't

#wanna be bigger or smaller? guess what! you are. bazinga #if you're insecure bc you feel they're too big then gaslight people #and if you feel insecure bc you think they're too small you can STILL gaslight people #got D cups? the Average Cup Size Across America? the normal one? the size medium?#you can tell people you have an F cup. they are so stupid #E cups? oh you're actually a large C #got C cups and you show a little bit of cleavage? guess what. DDs. nobody has any clue #I'm sure your breasts are great comrade #sergle answers

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childrenofthesun77 · 3 months

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I think the black lines over mahiru's eyes were merely a creative choice to underline that mahiru was acting so out of character (from kuro's perspective) that kuro didn't recognize mahiru anymore, but this got me thinking. With the revelation that the count only reflects the beholder's feeling towards him:

Would you even recognize him if your feelings towards him changed for whatever reason? I know he admitted himself that what he and kuro are to each others is strangers, but it does make me wonder if he did meet adam before, but due to the changed situation kuro didn't recognize him anymore when he awoke as sleepy ash.

#servamp #mahiru shirota #servamp kuro #servamp count of saint germain #absolute crack theory that goes in the direction of the mahi as the vessel theory:what if there is a connection between the count and mahir #and mahiru also looks slightly different depending on who is looking at him #but because everyone he meets was just told that he's tooru's nephew or just an ordinary highschool student he looks pretty average #to everyone. So nobody ever noticed #and the black lines kuro saw were because his perception of mahiru clashed too badly with what mahiru was suggesting #sorry I'm just trying to guess what the hell tooru wanted to tell mahiru #and why tried to make him think that he was just from a normal family as long as possible #even after mahiru made the contract and couldn't be kept away from this all anymore

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spilledmilkfkdies · 1 month

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Filthy INSTIGATOR

#he proceeded to sit on timmy and do nothing else #until ogron told them to leave #nobody tried to pull him off either #just sitting unbothered #average duman task fr #i'm not sure i'm joking #winx club #winx season 4 #winx villains #wizards of the black circle #winx ogron #winx duman

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somecunttookmyurl · 8 months

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I FUCKING DID IT I MADE GAUGE ON THE IMPOSSIBLE FUCKING SKELETON SCARF FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I WIN

#the original was made with a 1.5mm hook #the amount of people who have replicated her gauge with that hook size is... zero (0)#zero people #'it must have shrunk during blocking' girl it's a skeleton you would have noticed if it was 7' tall before you washed it and 5'7 after #i'm using SLIGHTLY THINNER yarn in fact #i'm an average crocheter #several actual tight crocheters i know tried and failed even at 0.75mm #i FUCKING got it #i'm doing this whole thing with a 0.6mm but i FUCKING GOT IT #(regrettably this yarn does not shrink when washed. at any temperature)#(mercifully it doesn't expand either but)#for reference of how stupid her guage is. you know. besides nobody being able to replicate it #the standard gauge FOR THE YARN SHE USED and ON THE HOOK SIZE SHE USED #is 30 stitches to 4 inches #her gauge is 46 stitches to 4 inches #yeah

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wheredidalltheusersgo · 3 months

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The Mitch Chronicles...

#this dude was on something fr #I'm surprised nobody banned him 💀#total drama #td trent #td mike #total roblox drama #roblox screenshots #average trd server

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corvid-language-library · 4 months

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The reason baggy sweatpants are great is that I can just put them on over the top of my pajamas and I can go to the shop and everyone *thinks* I got dressed this morning but actually I'm still in my jammies and nobody knows my secret >:)

#chough chatterings #16-year-old me would be horrified lmao #back then i was like 'i'm gonna be a fashionable goth kid FOREVER i will NEVER wear trackies i will wear corsets EVERY DAY'#and now i'm like girl ain't nobody got executive function for that #i do kinda miss being a cool goth kid sometimes though #i was hot as a teenager/in my early 20s and now i'm like the most average person ever lol #i used to be the kind of person who never left the house without my makeup and now i wear it maybe once or twice a year?#but honestly i have too many other things i wanna do in my life and looking hot is so low on the priority list it just doesn't make the cut

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ranvwoop · 14 hours

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i need to expel the silly guys in my brain . but i forgot how to draw and writing is hard... much to think about

#vwoop.noises #I am thinking about cool war again. there is no tangible reason for this #Tge only rita summers stan in the whole world.. I think somethint could be done interesting abt her #I'm not sure whether shes bad bc of misogyny or bc none of the side characters were good #I hesitate to be mean bc Just a guy wrote that. Got no compensation for this. Etc etc. It's like conceptually advanced fanfic is my way of -#understanding this space #This being said.#It is very edgy for the sake of kt #And I want to play with your stock characters #Anyways Rita. Why is a child hanging out with the magic terrorists #They give off college dropout vibes but i think shes a little younger than like normal Knew them in highschool vibe. Hmm. Maybe #But regardless. She has to do highschooler chores . She has homework..#its just silly to me. Esp. bc shes just a goth little teenager #I think she's edgy on her own. Not even because the whole thing is edgy. She doesn't get toned down in my mind she believes she's #playing + winning 4D chess #In my beautiful mind palace she wasb rlly good friends w/ jessie b4 Average Tragic Backstory and is kind of like. sus abt the whole thing #very Yesterday was a terrible tragedy. You have classes today #As well as like. She's a bit younger and can cope a bit worse with everything. I think. As is her right as a goth teenager #she's just like. Angry.#Which is yknow. Why magic terrorism #but also w/ like jessie a) Her sibling is coping worse* and then b) Nobody says anything ever so as to not upset joey #*I have rewritten this whole thing in my mind Heart . He mitosis'd and then unmitosis'd as timeline course corrections and this is #quite difficult on a person.#but in the downtime.. shes just a bit silly....#magic terrorists and their princess of darkness (Also a magic terrorist)#I've also decided shes close w og just because I say so . They look similar and people r like Oh how sweet You are looking after yr little #sister. And she wants to do murder.#they both have dark hair; she dyes hers to look gother. and similar faces I Guess < The faceblinder but I'll decide when I draw them

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911onabc · 3 months

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not to be weird but i’m so sorry that you think that you’re not pretty because the photo you posted is really beautiful. you have lovely features and a super nice smile and you describing yourself as unattractive/average on here is mind blowing because it’s so untrue. anyway. i hope this ask isn’t too strange and i hope you have a good rest of your day :)

not weird at all!!! and i'm sorry if i come off....incredibly weird about it i promise i'm not trying to be annoying. if it helps make sense of it all to you i was a very awkward looking kid and teen and i do recognize i am starting to look like a normal adult but it's difficult for my brain to process. i spent most of my life as the ugly girl and because i spend all my time with people i've known all my life that has never really changed? the way i am treated has never changed even as my appearance has. thank you though i appreciate the message <3

#sorry i didn't see this until now lol #but like the digs at my appearance are still constant from everyone in my life #they do compliment me sometimes but it's always prefaced with 'i'm suprised you can look this good'#i have found peace in believing i am deeply average and at least nobody is staring at me or anything #sorry if this is a weird response i just wanted to explain i guess gfhjds #anon

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lancewiththeantlers · 4 months

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yes existing is hell but there are folk metal covers of pop songs to play on loop and gay demons to write about while I do that so maybe I can survive the morning actually

#average lance behaviour #blasting Hey Brother by D'Artagnan #is my life crumbling around me yes very possibly but there's nobody but the hounds in the house and I can yell WHAT IF I LOSE IT ALL #screaming DO YOU STILL BELIEVE IN LOVE I WONDER at the kettle because everything is AWFUL but guess what #there's tea to brew and Per Aspera to write #you know when you're SO sad and hear a song and suddenly you are actively in the mindset of your character who is striding out to #defend all he loves against an enemy far more powerful than himself and he WILL meet his fate head on because despite the certainty that he #will fall and fuck knows if it'll buy his husband and child enough time but THERE IS NOTHING IN THIS WORLD HE WOULDN'T DOOOOO -BAGPIPE SOLO #I'M IN SUCH AN INTENSE MOOD THIS MORNING NOBODY LOOK AT ME I am FINALLY writing this FUCKING THING OH MY FUCKING GOD #per aspera shitposting

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ballsballsbowls · 6 months

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#not to put this out in the ether because I am trying to stay out of it for my own sanity #because I am not fighting about geopolitics on the Piss On The Poor website #but I think it's really interesting that during the Ukraine invasion there was a REALLY loud percentage of leftists in the west #whether they were statistically significant or not they were NOISY #who spent a lot of time and energy pearl-clutching that the poor RUSSIANS were victims too #and they weren't able to fully back pro-Ukraine causes because nobody was worried about Russian casualties #that the average Russian was a normal human being like you or I and were often impressed in military service #that the individual people weren't responsible for the government's decisions and jacking it to their deaths was cruel and ghoulish #and cheering about kids and old people getting murdered made you the worst kind of human being #and even the ones that thought Ukrainians were inherently inferior didn't deserve to die #and BOY I'm guessing every last of them renounced their internet connection in the past year or something?#someone? anyone? Are they all laid up after their covid shots?#are they the only ones that escaped Samsara in the past year?#it's not about MY content curation because they were inescapable last year

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bitchfitch · 1 year

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Somedays you can't sleep and just have to have a crisis for a bit. Anyways I'm once again seriously considering quitting doing art as my day job and becoming an accountant.

#why accounting?#work from home. nobody gives a shit if youre a stuffy shut in. im good with numbers and details #Stability that you just dont get with an art career.#actual pay checks. like Actual pay checks and a salary that isnt based on hiw quickly you can destroy your ability to create #more brainspace for my own projects #like #at this point im just waiting until im 24 so i can qualify for a local colleges financial aid.#15k for a field with an average of 70k a year isnt like. bad.#its not Great. but like.#idk man.#im burning out and just want to have a job that doesn't hurt.#I want to be able to fix things when they break without having to panic and call my parents for loans.#I know im living a lot of people's dreams and i should be greatful for it. but like. its killing me.#Im not as sick as I was back when I first started having to look at colleges. I'm getting the adhd treated.#I just want to worry less.#and being an accountant seems like a way to do that

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imissthefire · 9 months

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the mystery of is soren short or is everyone else just freakishly tall?

#ike's huge like that isn't news #but seeing him next to stefan in their supp had me laughing #soren hardly reaches his shoulder #lil guy's eyes are in line with steffy's nips #also he's hardly taller than mist #but again ike is super tall as was greil and in the few sources of elena she def isn't short #so like if mist isn't short then soren is average height. if she IS short then he's just a lil guy #but nobody else is shorter than him #except maybe tormod probably now that i think about it #and like the beasts/birds/etc ARE indeed rly big so that's no help #but compared to everyone else in the gmercs? titania wasn't much shorter than greil. shinon's built like a string bean. gatrie is massive.#boyd and oscar both seem on the taller side of average #o shit rolf exists. soren's taller than him for sure bc mist is taller than him #but anyway i digress #so soren's either average height but surrounded by behemoths #or #he short #furthermore #when u take into consideration his parents' heights...#ashnard is Very Tall And Menacing. almedha i'm not actually sure but she gives off mega mommy energy so i'll assume she's taller.#the royal dragons are tall. like dheginsea is literally over seven feet tall (idk how i found credible source for his height but not others)#and then comes the implications of him being a Branded and how laguz aging/maturing rate is slower which supports the manlet theory #he's hardly shorter than kurthnaga as far as i can tell and kurthy sure isn't yet fully grown (compared to siblings and dad at least)#i'm thinking too hard about this #anyway #gabe plays #fe #fe por #nqp #gabe rambles

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ladyimaginarium · 9 months

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ok so i& was holding myself& back by a thread for a few days but. beyonce's lemonade album is. quite litcherally marlontine in an au where he lives & he has to answer to her. basically that whole speech in waiting to exhale where she takes his shit & burns his shit while smoking a cigarette. she destroys his ass lmao

#arcana.txt #YOU CAN TASTE THE DISHONESTY ITS ALL OVER YOUR BREATH !!!! [...] WHAT ARE YOU DOING MY LOVE !!!!!#HOLD UP THEY DONT LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU !!!! [...] CAN'T YOU SEE THERE'S NO OTHER MAN ABOVE YOU!!!!!!#WHAT A WICKED WAY TO TREAT THE GIRL THAT LOVES YOU !!!!!#WHAT'S WORSE LOOKING JEALOUS OR CRAZY OR LIKE BEING WALKED ALL OVER LATELY I'D RATHER BE CRAZY !!!!#WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I IS !!!!! YOU AINT MARRIED TO NO AVERAGE BITCH BOY !!!!!#BAD MOTHERFUCKER GOD COMPLEX MOTIVATE YOUR ASS CALL ME MALCOM X!!!!!#WHEN YOU H.URT ME YOU H.URT YOURSELF !!!! DON'T H.URT YOURSELF !!!! WHEN YOU L.OVE ME YOU L.OVE YOURSELF !!!! L.OVE GOD HERSELF !!!!!#I AM THE DRAGON BREATHING FIRE !!!! BEAUTIFUL MANE IM THE LION !!!!! BEAUTIFUL MAN I KNOW YOU'RE LYING !!!#BLINDLY IN L.OVE I FUCKS WITCHU TILL I REALIZE IM JUST TOO MUCH FOR YOU !!!!!#HEY BABY WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I IS !!!!!! [...] JUST GIVE MY FAT ASS A BIG KISS BOY TONIGHT IM FUCKING UP ALL YOUR SHIT BOY !!!!!!#WHEN YOU PLAY ME YOU PLAY YOURSELF !!!!! WHEN YOU LIE TO ME YOU ONLY LIE TO YOURSELF !!!!! YOU'RE ONLY LYING TO YOURSELF !!!!!#THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING !!!! YOU KNOW I GIVE YOU LIFE !!!!! IF YOU TRY THIS SHIT AGAIN !!!!! YOU GON' LOSE YOUR WIFE !!!!!#HE ALWAYS GOT THEM FUCKING EXCUSES I PRAY TO THE LORD YOU REVEAL WHAT HIS TRUTH IS !!!!#I LEFT A NOTE IN THE HALLWAY BY THE TIME YOU'LL READ IT I'LL BE FAR AWAY [...] BUT I AINT FUCKIN W/ NOBODY #S.UICIDE BEFORE YOU SEE THIS TEAR FALL DOWN MY EYES !!!! ME & MY BABY WE GON BE ALRIGHT WE GON LIVE A GOOD LIFE !!!!#BIG HOMIE BETTER GROW UP !!!! [...] ME & MY WHOADIES BOUT TO STROLL UP I SEE THEM BOPPERS IN THE CORNER THEY SNEAKING OUT THE BACK DOOR !!#HE ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M NOT THERE HE BETTER CALL BECKY W/ THE GOOD H.AIR !!!!#SHE WALKED INTO THE CLUB LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS GODDAMN SHE MURDERED EVERYBODY & I WAS HER WITNESS !!!!#YOU'LL ALWAYS COME BACK TO MEEEEEEE !!!! COME BACK COME BACK COME BACK COME BACK COME BACK !!!!!#DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL & DADDY MADE A SOLDIER OUT OF ME !!!! W/ HIS GUN W/ HIS HEAD HELD HIGH HE TOLD ME NOT TO CRY OH MY DADDY SAID SHOOT !!!#HE HELD ME IN HIS ARMS & HE TAUGHT ME TO STRONG HE TOLD ME WHEN HE'S GONE HERE'S WHAT U DO !!!!#WHEN TROUBLE COMES TO T.OWN & MEN LIKE ME COME AROUND OH MY DADDY SAID SHOOT !!!!#MY DADDY WARNED ME ABOUT MEN LIKE YOU HE SAID BABY GIRL HE'S PLAYING YOU!!!!!!#10 TIMES OUT OF 9 I KNOW YOU'RE LYING BUT 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 I KNOW YOURE TRYING SO IM TRYING TO BE FAIR & YOURE TRYING TO BE THERE & TO CAR #& YOU'RE CAUGHT UP IN YOUR PERMANENT EMOTIONS ALL THE LOVING IVE BEEN GIVING GOES UNNOTICED ITS JUST FLOATING IN THE AIR !!!!#ONLY WAY TO GO IS UP SKIN THICK TOO TOUGH !!!! CAUSE YOU & ME COULD MOVE A MOUNTAIN !!!! YOU & ME COULD CALM A WAR DOWN !!!#9 TIMES OUT OF 10 IM IN MY FEELINGS BUT 10 TIMES OUT OF 9 IM ONLY HUMAN TELL ME WHAT DID I DO WRONG !!!!#g-d just. POWER COUPLE #TELLTALE WE COULDVE HAD IT ALLLLLLL

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lab-gr0wn-lambs · 1 year

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I consistently lose about 20 subscribers every time I post to Webtoon. I be getting emails from the site being like “It’s been a while! Give your subscribers an update!” like girl it’s better if I don’t.

#posted literally just a hiatus update so that people wouldn't think I just abandoned my comic and people just fucked off #like. it would've been better *for me* if I just left it until the next chapter was ready.#if you post every week people are interested. if you never post nobody's interested. if you do anything in-between you're fucked ig idk.#webtoon sucks I aint gonna lie #not that I dislike anybody reading my comic I greatly appreciate it and I'm glad there's people who actually like it #but just. the way the website works? the average audience retention? the sheer *volume* of content you have to post to stay afloat?#who has the TIME.#like sorry if you have a job or are a student this site doesn't want you.

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ranvwoop · 4 months

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ftr, my problem is literally (theoretically) resolved, I just need to post publicly about being angie. Someone needs to know about my annoying vision issues

#vwoop.noises #Horror games existing without any modifications or whatever is fine and sulking is my buisiness but I think just average You're physically #unable to do xyz activity that everyone else with a hashtag Problem must experience Tbh.#like i'm not vauging anyone I just want to be clear on this. Except UMMM Nobody is asking for them to make a light mode for Acessibility -#wouldn't that be wild and strange Bait Guy #On Steam Forums #but like. not people who r living their lives playing funny game. any private issues r private issues. This matters not #It's just like. you know! The experience. Many people have these #I am not even asking for this ftr @ steam forums guy I just stumbled upon it while looking for something to solve my Physical Ailments. So #It's a kind of funny thing to engage with. yeah man . You're right

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