#i'm so mad lmao

[lilypheria]

The disrespect lmao

[negrowhat]

WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO USE THIS FUCKING MOSAIC CENSORING?? I JUST WANT TO FUCKING TALK!

[sugared-violets]

my dad stole my fucking girlfriend (my romance plotline with karlach glitched and won't progress even though i did everything you're supposed to, and he just started a new run where HIS romance with her is going FINE)

[coldninjaruins-blog]

I just read on Twitter someone saying that Mike was homophobic... Wow...

[righteousruin]

i've never been more offended than I am knowing this movie came out the same year Dark Knight Rises did

[anotherfagontheinternet]

my dog fucken peed on my fresh laundry wtf

she thinks shes cute 😤

[wineonmytshirt]

apparently there was supposed to be a fun special guest at my fall out boy show and there was a flight issue but it was mikey way someone literally punch me in the face i'm so mad lmao

[seokmins]

i have been silent this whole month out of the tiniest shred of respect i'm holding onto as a "mentor" but i'm so sick and tired of all the damage control i'm having to do for this intern!!! and all the consequences of his lackadaisicalness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[romansroys]

my sister made me go to an iparty show (that andy samburg looking guy from victorious playing nick/disney songs from the 2000/10s) this weekend and now i cannot stop listening to said songs

[hwiyoungies]

belle i just saw bad news for u. ur gonna have to riot

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, just saw it as well. man. what's the fucking point of him still being in the group at this point if they never include him in shit or never properly schedule stuff

[scvlly]

my brand new mini cake pans apparently don’t have a tight seal so they’ve just leaked all over the bottom of my oven. that’s cool

[zeiktreats]

I wanna be so petty so bad.

[snowddeong]

Twitter........

[bisexualhobgadling]

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[hunny-k]

Was wondering why my parents were being weirdly insistent I come visit. I get here and they're roping me into Bible study 🙃

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 102

 Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath. In for ten seconds, out for eight. Alright. Okay. “Let me get this straight,” he didn’t motion to the three teens- or not teens even if two apparently looked like they were- but it was a close thing. “You-” 

 Phantom perked up, white hair flickering with what he was pretty sure were stars as they turned away from the window looking out into space. “-are two years old.” The fae-esque being who looked more like a fourteen year old gave a half-distracted nod. Which, for a toddler, they were paying attention pretty well. 

 “You-” Klarion looked up from where he was fiddling with the cuffs that had been on him, cat sprawled on his shoulder now that it was out of the carrier. “-are six?” Another distracted nod, the apparently-child seemingly enamored with the sounds the cuffs made when they clinked together. 

  “And you-” He turned towards Marvel, who shrank back before seemingly steeling themself. “-are in fact ten.” The… well they had thought demigod but apparently all three were some sort of realms-being, which had apparently made Constantine pale and start cursing before stomping out of the Watchtower. Another nod and shaky thumbs up. 

 Alright. Okay. They had in fact let a ten-year old join the league, which wouldn’t have been so bad if they had known. Especially the fact that apparently Marvel was only half-human, which suddenly explained so much about how he didn’t know so many things about a human life. Which-

 “You,” he turned towards Phantom again to make sure he was listening before returning his attention to Marvel. “And you have both lived at least a year in the human realm with human companions, but your-” He turned his gaze towards the ravenette in the center. The six year old apparently. “-experience with the human realm is literally just with the Light.” 

 Yet another distracted nod. Okay. Bruce was tempted to scream in a room for the entire situation that had cropped up from the single action of taking Klarion’s familiar and then the boy himself into custody. Then again, it was honestly a much better thing they had apparently caught this. 

 “Alright,” he sighed, suddenly feeling incredibly exhausted. “To make sure I have all of this correct-” Because it was already a shitshow and the amount of shouting had absolutely spooked the child. To the point he’d- according to Marvel- made what was apparently some sort of very distressed noise that had made both him and Phantom running. Or rather flying and portaling. 

 “-in the realms, people there make friends through fighting,” Bruce pauses to make sure he got that part correct. The origin of this entire misunderstanding with the chaos-lord. Lordling? 

 All three nodded, Klarion losing interest in the cuffs and starting to pet his cat. Familiar. Everyone had referred to it as a familiar and Marvel had appeared utterly horrified that they had taken said familiar away. Somehow he was the one the trio were currently trusting and weren’t doing the same towards any of the other league members. 

 “And you have been trying to make friends with the Jr team, which they have been taking as an attack due to this miscommunication.” Honestly they should have gotten more information, though he couldn’t exactly blame any of the teens, what with everything they were currently dealing with. 

 “... is there any sort of guardian or something you might have, that can be contacted? Or anyone that could help prevent a situation like this from happening again?” All three avoided his eyes, suddenly finding things like the table and walls very interesting. 

 Oh. Hm. This could be a problem.