#i'm thinkin....werewolves

[roxyoulikeahurricane]

Trying to decide if I should polish up this ancient 90s hsau I wrote or just call it a day and start a new au with a new topic

[mister-sandwich]

Another episode of Chuckle Sandwich, another text post to create. SO. I watched episode 40, and they end up doing a Fuck, Marry, Kill: Ghost, Werewolf, Vampire. NOW, while this is hypothetical and could mean absolutely nothing I am choosing to share the answers, their reasoning (if applicable), and any other thoughts I personally have about it in case Tumblr wants to write some fun monster AUs (AHEM HALLOWEEN AHEM). Or, if Tumblr wants to use their answers as insight into how they'd be in relationships. I'm hoping to help feed that delusion with my own observations. Since this is FUCK, marry, kill there is some mild nsfw so be warned.

(also I'm still pretty new to this but- I'm trying to make these posts look prettier as I go. ALSO. this is 2 years old so maybe some opinions have changed idk!)

✧.* Schlatt ✧.*

∙ Marry Vampire, Kill Ghost, Fuck Werewolf ∙ Believe it or not this is exactly what I chose in my head before they read out their answers (This is because I LOVE vampires, am a monster fucker/like BIG MEN, and think fucking a ghost would simply be like fucking the air so take that as you will for how it applies to Schlatt) ∙ He chose to marry the vampire purely because he doesn't want to be seen with the vampire and the burning in sunlight helps that LMFAO ∙ Kills the ghost because of least remorse because it's already dead (admittedly I thought the same) ∙ Then he fucks the werewolf because he likes big hairy men. (he's actually so zesty in this episode I can't.) ∙ Honestly his answers are so non-serious I'm going to look like a fool for analyzing them but whatever I'm doing it anyway this is how I destress ∙ I think if I were to take any genuine thoughts away it would be that marrying the vampire speaks to his more introverted, night owl self that he describes throughout a few of these episodes (also I believe he's into emo/alt chicks OR MEN I GUESS SINCE THIS EPISODE HAS GOT ME THINKIN THAT.) ∙ I'm not gonna comment on the werewolf. He's a monster fucker OR furry. ∙ ACTUALLY WAIT I AM. I think this slightly validates my "he likes angry or over confident people" arguement cause werewolves are stereotyped to be aggressive AS SHIT. I genuinely think this man wants someone who will challenge him. ∙ The ghost thing kinda fuels my parasocial belief that he's actually pretty considerate, like viewing the other two as alive and not wanting to kill them is sweet (AHEM- TED.)

⇢ ˗ˏˋ Ted ࿐ྂ

∙ SPEAK OF THE DEVIL. ∙ Marry Vampire, Fuck Ghost, Kill Werewolf ∙ Chooses to marry the vampire because he views it like Twilight and he wants to be carried around by his super speedy vampire gf ∙ Also says the sparkly skin is a bonus (again if Twilight vampire) ∙ Fucks the ghost because "worst-case scenario it's some ectoplasm, slime situation, could be some good lubrication" but then the actual worst-case scenario, he clarifies, is he's just jerking off ∙ And he kills the werewolf because he "has a lot of silver bullets lying around" ∙ Again. Dumb, stupid answers. Well, more serious than Schlatt's at least. ANYWAY HERE WE GO. ∙ Vampire marriage confirms my own delusions that this man is a WIFE GUY. If his partner is good at ANYTHING he is happy to just sit there like ":)" ∙ He's just being low-risk on the sex imo, I mean he says it himself. It's either slightly goopier normal sex or jackin it, so I just believe this man is kinda vanilla (sorry all the freaky Ted fans, I could be wrong, maybe it actually just means Ted is straight while Schlatt likes BIG HAIRY MEN.) ∙ Killing the werewolf I think just feeds into the little hero fantasies he's talked about having like how he'd survive and even thrive in a zombie apocalypse or save everyone in a car crash. A werewolf is the most "beastly" option so I think he just thinks he'd look badass killing it

︶꒦꒷ Charlie ꒷꒦︶

∙ "Well, it really depends on their personality." ∙ Anyway, after the other two told him to shut up and pick he ended up settling on: Marry Ghost, Fuck Vampire, Kill Werewolf. ∙ Charlie chooses to marry the ghost because "it seems fun, go on fun ghost dates :D" ∙ Really thinks it's cool that they can go through walls ∙ Anyway his answer is too genuine, loving, and whimsical for the other two crusty men at the table so he doesn't explain his reasoning for fucking the vampire and killing the werewolf ∙ I guess it's up to me to make assumptions: ∙ Well to start, I think marrying the ghost is very cute and on brand for Charlie, the personality thing at the beginning was probably just a joke because I mean it IS fuck, marry, kill after all... But I think there was some truth to it ∙ You may or may not be able to physically touch a ghost and it just seems like that isn't important to him, just a person who died and who is probably pretty interesting is enough for him, it's very sweet ∙ Again I think he's fucking the vampire because I mean- at the end of the day who wouldn't. It's just like a sexier person who maybe sucks your blood. C'mon. Also, he just isn't a werewolf fucker type. ∙ Admittedly, originally he was going to marry the werewolf for it's ability to go out into the sun but then he was reminded that every month that thing is HULKING OUT so he switched ∙ So like, I assume he was just focused on the negative aspects of the werewolf and that's why he said kill

ANYWAY-- I hope you enjoyed this, most of you seem to be as freaky obsessed with these clowns as I am so I thought it'd be good to write. Use it for Halloween I double-dog dare you.

[jar-of-ectoplasm]

tf2 mercs as horror characters and why i think so

sooooo i know this isn't what i've been telling you guys i was gonna post BUT i'm uninspired and i re-listened to welcome to horrorwood (ice nine kills) and it got me thinkin about this

i'm gonna start out with the mercs that i have the most solid reasoning and then it'll slowly turn into bullshit

it's pretty similar to an old jojo post i made a while ago

pyro:

OBVIOUSLY i'm gonna make pyro the miner/harry warden (from my bloody valentine) because they're both silent stalking freakos with gas masks

i also think it's pretty fitting considering valentine's day is all lovey-dovey and cutsie and pyro-vision is pretty much the same way

i could also see pyro being the thing (from the thing) because of the mystery draped around pyro's identity/what they actually look like and i just love that movie so damn much

spy:

PATRICK BATEMAN PATRICK BATEMAN ARE WE SERIOUS???? they're both sophisticated homicidal dickheads i personally think it's a perfect match

psychopathe francais coming to all theaters right now go buy a ticket

medic:

oh medic you silly guy you

i have two visions for medic, one of which is herbert west (from re-animator) because DUH mad science

BUT (even if it's a bit of a stretch) i think medic would go perfectly with pinhead (from hellraiser) because 1) medic did sell his soul to the devil so the whole demon thing works out, 2) medic is a sadistic freak and 3) i just think it would be sexy alright

demo:

demo wouldn't be a horror villain he would be ash williams (from the evil dead) because i just can't see demo being a serial killer (even though he technically is) he's just too silly for this world and he deserves a silly character to go with it

soldier:

in a similar manner to demo, solider can and will not be given a deep brooding character because he is simply too silly. soldier is one of the werewolves from what we do in the shadows (the movie not the show) because my heart tells me and by god my heart is correct

sniper:

i didn't have very many ideas for sniper but i think the best fit for him would be the collector/asa emory (from the collector series) because in my opinion, sniper's weird hunter-like relationship with the people he kills kinda reminds me of how the collector functions with all the traps and the games he plays with his victims [not like jigsaw though, it's different] (granted i haven't seen the movie in a little bit, cut me some slack)

heavy:

honestly i could see him as being any of the big, silent killers in film (jason voorhees, michael myers, you know the drill) but i think it would be funnier if he were frankenstein's monster and medic was dr. frankenstein

scout:

he is being difficult but it's not because i don't have an idea for him, i have too many ideas for him. i think it would be really silly if he was norman bates (from psycho) because he's a momma's boy, but i could also see him being anton tobias (from idle hands) because he's silly and dumb but i could ALSO see him being billy lenz (from black christmas) because he's a depraved little freak

engineer:

he is giving me the most trouble. i want to keep his southern-ness but i also don't wanna dumb down his character because i love engineer. honestly the only characters i could give him that do him even a little bit of justice is bo sinclair (from house of wax) or tinker sawyer from the god awful texas chainsaw 3 (which i love with all my heart)

[albatris]

since Nat's monster modes are ever-changing according to his needs and moods, I've established that while vicious monster Nats exist, if his form shifts according to purpose, then Cuddle Mode Nat also exists (for protect and keep warm and also Quinn giving him little kissies on his soft sweet head)

Nat has a degree of control over his monster modes IN SOME CIRCUMSTANCES but also I'm thinkin

if he had to pick a form to fight in I think he COULD be a heaving oozing mess of flesh and eyes and bones and blood but also as soon as he has the ability to morph his monster modes into something less Garbled....... you know this boy is going to just be a little beaft

what would he choose to look like? huge fucking claws and teeth mandatory

I've likened rentalcar vampires to cats a Lot but I don't think catboy monster Nat is canon. like. my brain wants to make him more vaguely wolflike but that's maybe just because I've got werewolves on the brain

like a bat?? like a wolf?? like a fuckin?? big cat?? there are other creechers?? maybe no one creacher but many creechur?

what does he look like??? terrible little nat beast?? 🥺??? catboy?? buppy 🐕🐕🐕?? either way would you give him a little kiss on his soft fluffy head

[talkintomytv]

Can't stop thinking about Werewolf by Night!

I'd love to see each new appearance of Jack in the MCU pay homage to a different era of werewolves in cinema!

In his next appearance, It would be so cool to see them go full American Werewolf in London vibes. I'm thinkin' animatronic puppet that can push its jaw out of its face.

I like to imagine Jack is in London and just sort of casually happens across Steven Grant and standing in that guy's presence is like standing under the full moon for Jack. This causes him to go rabid in public American Werewolf act 3 style and the Moonknight boys all pursue him to keep the people safe not knowing they are the ones dragging the monster outta him. Eventually, they all figure it out and find a way to turn the brightness of their moonlight way down to help Jack return to normal and they all become fast friends!

Then, in the next outing, we could go with VanHelsing or Underworld levels of savagery facing off against whatever larger-than-life team-up fight Midnight Sons is queuing up for!

And, once we're all caught up with the techniques that came before, It would be so awesome to see them take on the challenge of creating the next best thing! Maybe they could do some really cool, old-school smoke n' mirrors-type deal but on the new volume stage to create a whole new effect!

I like movie monsters!

[itsjamieithink]

is it self-indulgent to make a family of 6 werewolf sims where one is a twink and the rest are bears/hunks...

[andie-cake]

May I have,,, Ziggs and werewolf Emma hanging out and being homies,,, I just think they’re neat

"Can I ask a stupid question?"

Emma snickered, looking over at Ziggs. The farmhand had lazily draped themself over the armchair, puffing a joint and staring up at the ceiling. Emma herself had taken up residence on the couch, basking in her own high and snacking on a bag of bacon jerky to fend off the munchies. It was a waning crescent moon tonight, and as the sun set over Perky's Buds, Emma watched her fur and claws grow in for the night. It was the weakest stage of her lycanthropy- she still looked more like a really hairy person than a wolf in this form, but it was still noticeable enough for Emma to catch Ziggy watching with awe as her transformation set in for the night.

It'd been a good couple of weeks since Ziggs found out about Emma's whole "being a werewolf" thing, and there was still so much they didn't quite understand about it. They'd gotten used to it, for sure, but they still didn't know the ins and outs of lycanthropy. So the phrase "can I ask a stupid question?" had become a regular part of their vocabulary in the past few weeks, and Emma knew full well that it really meant "can I ask you a question about werewolves?". She didn't mind it, honestly. She'd done much the same for Paul when she first spilled the beans to him, and it was... nice, getting to talk about her beastly nature so casually with normal humans. Especially after going her entire life being told that no human could be trusted with the secrets of lycanthropy.

Emma nodded. "Shoot."

"Okay, so like," Ziggs began. "You said that lycanthropy is like... hereditary, right? Like it's passed down from parent to child?"

"Sure did."

"Does it also work like how it usually works in movies?"

Emma blinked, confused. "What d'you mean?" she asked, looking back towards the farmhand.

"I mean," Ziggs continued, pausing as though they were thinking over their next words. "If you like, bit someone while transformed, would they become a werewolf too?"

Emma couldn't help the guffaw that escaped her, and she could feel her tail wanting to wag from where she was sitting on it (god, it was gonna be so stiff when she stood up later). That was admittedly a new one. There had been some overlap between Paul and Ziggy's lycanthropy questions in the past, but surprisingly, Paul had never asked this one. She'd told him it was a hereditary thing, and he'd not questioned it further. Odd, really, considering Paul's the big movie guy.

"No, Ziggy," Emma replied with a fond chuckle. "We can't turn people into werewolves by biting them."

"Aw, damn..." Ziggs muttered, taking another hit from their joint.

Emma blinked, eyes widened in surprise. "Wait, Ziggs," she said. "If I had said yes to that, were you gonna like... ask me to turn you or something?"

Ziggs' gaze quickly darted to the floor. "I mean, I was kinda thinkin' about it..."

Emma snorted, amused. "Dude, I'm gonna be real with you," she snickered. "Even if I could turn people into werewolves by biting them, you absolutely would not want to be a werewolf."

"Oh, bullshit!" Ziggs exclaimed, not actually sounding mad at all. "Why not?"

"Gimme like three days," Emma responded, holding up three claws. "And I'll write up an itemized list of a hundred reasons why you personally would probably hate being a werewolf."

"C'mon, hit me with one good reason, right here, right now." Ziggs pressed with a roll of their eyes.

Emma hummed, thinking it over. Then, she thought of one, and pulled another piece of bacon jerky from the bag she'd been snacking from.

"Well, here's a big one," she said, biting into the jerky. "Werewolves can't be vegan, or even vegetarian."

Ziggs winced. "Ooh, yeah, hard pass," they conceded with a slow nod. "I wouldn't wanna change my diet that drastically for the sake of having cool claws."

"Yeah, I remember that I tried going vegetarian when I first moved to Guatemala," Emma mused, continuing to munch on the dried pork snack. She shuddered, recalling the memories. "Big mistake, I got so fucking sick for like a month until I started eating meat again."

Ziggs nodded. "Yeah, I'll take the L on this one," they said. "You're right, I couldn't be a werewolf."

Emma chuckled, not totally sure what "take the L" was supposed to mean. Kids these days and their weird, confusing slang...

"Me personally, I don't totally mind that the vegetarian thing didn't work out," she said, happily popping another piece of bacon jerky in her mouth. Between her being high and also being transformed at the moment, this shit was like nectar of the gods. "It just means I have an excuse to eat this crap."

Ziggs snorted. "Perky's jerky." they quipped.

A laugh escaped Emma, probably louder than it should've been. That wasn't even funny, she was just stoned to the bone. Still, she nodded sagely.

"Damn right it is," she agreed. A thought then occurred to her, one she didn't think of bringing up before the conversation diverted to vegetarianism. "Oh, and besides..."

"Besides what?"

"If I could turn people into werewolves by biting them," she said, deep in thought. "Then Carl Metzger would've come banging down our door all covered in hair the night after you found out about my thing, right?"

At Ziggy's befuddled expression, Emma playfully flashed her fangs as a reminder.

"Oh!" they exclaimed, their face lighting up at the recollection. "Oh shit, that's right! I totally forgot you did that!"

Emma giggled, a bit of mischief bubbling up in her. "Yeah, but I bet Carl didn't."

"Yeah, that bite looked like it fuckin' hurt..." Ziggs mused.

'"Yep," Emma agreed with a nod. "Here's hoping it hurt enough to keep the Metzgers off my property for good..."

[regina-del-cielo]

THINKIN ABOUT WEREOLD NICKY okay so in my personal belief wereolves can turn into wolf form whenever they want, but on the fullmoon they act like, y'know, wolves, and Nicky was led to believe that all werewolves are fully feral on the full moon and the first time he and Joe spend a full moon together Joe informs him the morning after that no, he literally just laid on joe all night and barked at loud noises. Also when their human their super strong so just imagine Joe getting piggy back rides every gosh darn day. (Personally I have had a quiet little au where Nicky is a were, Joe is a vampire, they're still immortal, the rest are human (and still immortal) and the vampire and werewolf communities consider Joe and Nicky sort of like their royalty, bc their the two largest communities of monsters and they've been married for a thousand years) ALSO aus where they're both werewolves and they do nose nuzzles

SUPER STRONG WEREWOLF NICKY GIVING JOE PIGGY-BACK RIDES EVERYWHERE OMG 😭😭😭

Might be because I'm a ninny, but I love the Concept of spinning a horror element (i.e. ghosts, vampires, werewolves) and making them... normal-y? Like, not taking away their supernaturalness, but bringing it to the platypus level: definitely weird, but still grounded in reality. 🥺

Nicky in wolf form laying on Joe like a blanket and barking at loud noises... does he get pissed at Joe because he can't avoid wagging his tail when he gets called 'a good boy' and Joe weaponizes it to death?

I am FIRMLY on the vampire!Joe 🤝 werewolf!Nicky corner. Love them seeing a millennia-long rivalry between their supernatural species and going 'fuck that we're getting married' and then changing history just by being Domestique™️ and Romantic™️.

NOSE NUZZLES NOSE NUZZLES NOSE NUZZLES NOSE NUZZLES

Wolf!Nicky and Wolf!Joe licking at each other's mouths and grooming each other's furs... 911 I NEED ASSISTANCE

[mankillercalledbunny]

to the wolf post, I am a dumb bitch & I'm hoping u might laugh at my stupidity. I spent a good min on the first paragraph thinkin this was on blood types cause people's blood groups are a/b/o and while cats have a/b (diff from ours dw), but dogs have like more than 8 so i thought u were going off about how we can't apply our knowledge of our blood on them & i saw the word werewolf & i was like oo & then i remembered the dumbass alpha beta thing :/ u right tho but now im thinkin of ww medicare..

ADJKLF;ASJFKLAJKLFSAKFDJKSJKL ANON I AM LOSING MY SHIT I AM SO SORRY

Okay but you make a good point tho??? Can you imagine if werewolves have different blood types to standard humans, and an entire werewolf family going to a blood drive? You got like 20 people rocking up to the blood donor center age 16 and up to donate because werewolf blood is Very Picky and you need to make sure you have enough of the different types? Or even donor centers having specific days at the clinic where the various packs of a city show up and they just spend the whole day doing werewolf donations, it’s one of the bigger werewolf social events, they make a day of it, you get to see how the other packs are doing, and afterwards they have like a block party catered by like all local restaurants or something? How awesome would that be?

[actualaster]

Thinkin' about DARK werewolf Aster au ideas

Things like "he's turned shortly before going to Sybak and is originally kept as a study subject, spends like 3 years being experimented on and then shoved off on Richter for whatever reason and he's scared of people and badly socialized"

So much interesting potential for fucked up stuff--after all, if he isn't human and is just a monster then experiments to learn about werewolves don't have to be humane, do they? And I'm certain not every researcher would be ethical in approaching the situation.

I just think there's some very interesting potential in Richter having this like half-feral kid who's clearly got no idea how to interact with anybody and is obviously scared and probably traumatized by SOMETHING that he has to figure out how to deal with.

[astralshipper]

Hi I'm curious about Supernatural!! Could you give me a summary??? I'm interested mostly because I want to write something with an Eros!character but the person i'm working with suggested the show as inspiration but I know like nothing about it AAAAAA help ;;; love your blog btw!!

aaaaa ok yes absolutely!! im thinkin you mean greek god of love eros, feel free to correct me if im wrong! if that’s what u mean, that sounds so rad and i’m lovin the sound of that.

okay basically! supernatural is about two brothers that drive around the country fighting monsters like demons, werewolves, wendigos, and yep, the occasional god ksdjfhg so! they find strange deaths across the country and go visit the place and go undercover as fbi agents to work the case. theyve also got the different overarching plots of each season, from finding their dad at the start of the series, to diverting the biblical apocalypse, to fighting some shapeshifting leviathans trying to take over the world n stuff. it goes crazier tha that, but... yknow, it’s,,, a lotkj ldeifg

the show has been going on for 15 years now, this 15th season happening now is the final one, so there have been a LOT of different plotlines that have happened over the years. but the overall idea is the two brothers thatll do anything for each other, travelling the country and fighting monsters together and trying to save as many people as they can. theyre also. incredibly codependent. unhealthily so, to the point that they have both basically. sacrificed other ppl for each other. they r a lot. but i love their dumb asses. 

i’m totally down to answer anything u wanna know or help u with anything if u need ideas or anything, im terrible at giving overall summaries so if theres some more stuff you wanna know just lemme know!

also: THANK YOU SO MUCH YOURE SO SWEET! <333

[vanus]

Unicorn brought up werewolves nd now I'm thinkin abt them,,,,

[albatris]

what if.......... werewolves

[andie-cake]

thinkin abt autistic werewolves. cause like. transforming into a wolf/wolf-like form's gotta heighten your senses right? especially smell and hearing. so like. autistic werewolf character who transforms for the first time and immediately undergoes sensory overload bc suddenly every sound is ten times louder and every smell is ten times stronger. or like. do their wolf instincts ever show while in human form? do people look at them and perceive them as a freak when they show? or just. like. the general idea of "yeah this is an unchangeable part of my life, and sometimes it makes things harder for me and that sucks, but it's part of what makes me me" that can be applied to both autism and lycanthropy. i'm just. thinking abt it, y'know?