#id be so good

[girlyfart]

new nails, something is missing though

[mad0kka]

hmm well i think i know whats happening------

but to make you less "warm" eat yogurt-honey and compress something cold to your wrists ! ૮₍ ˶• ༝ •˶ ₎ა i wish i was there to groom your hair and help you ／(=´x`=)＼

-bustingbunny

I wish you were here I wish I could have you’re so pretty

[starscelly]

💣🪽👑 for the ask game!

💣 Blow it up: pick one NHL team. Change its name, mascot, logo/colors. Tell me why you chose the new elements.

i dont want to redeem the trash fire that is the hawks org however we are unracistifying them if they must exist!!!! ummm all i know abt chicago is from shameless. so the team is now the chicago gallaghers, the mascot like a personified version of their home from the show, the logo is just jeremy allen white. but they're also pink now because i want a pink nhl team thank u

🪽 Name a NHL player whom you would: Sacrifice to the Gods, Do Hard Crimes With, and Save the World With.

i have to miro sacrificial lamb it i fear. i love him but its better this way. i also do think he could save the world unforch but i think otter WANTS to save the world so he can have that and i'll just cheer him on. i believe delly would thrive and love to do hard crimes for fun so he can come with

👑 If you could add an award to the NHL awards, what would it be and who would be its inaugural recipient?

i answered this here too but new one... i think they should do a biggest freak action award. not overall freak levels but they like. america's funniest home videos style it where they show clips of weird ass things guys did on ice and the players vote for the biggest freak act. like b. lemieux biting a couple seasons ago would have won easily

hockey-ish asks!

[cowboysmp3]

i hate applying to jobs that i genuinely am qualified for and would be perfect for me knowing there’s like a 10% chance i’ll hear back about it like c’mon please,,, just let me have it

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

Jake baby pls let me be your slut. I'm begging you.

[enamouredless]

the amount of organs I would sell for a tv show adaptation of life is strange 1....

[littlemsterious]

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual sexless and then this happened.

anyways. thoughts?

sorry it took so long I meant to do this a week ago but my brain is full of rocks.

[Image ID a three sided venn diagram. the big circles show Margot Robbie's Barbie sitting in front of a mirror, Jessica and Roger Rabbit from the poster of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, and Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens standing back to back. Between Barbie and Jessica Rabbit it says "sexualised by society". Between Jessica Rabbit and Aziraphale and Crowley it says "Knows what sex is". Between Aziraphale and Crowley and Barbie it says "no reproductive system(?)". the center is the asexual flag. End ID]

Also i haven't seen the Barbie movie as of this edit so at least please tag your spoilers.

[softichill]

I think abt this tiktok all the time

[ID: A captioned Tiktok by @nextdreadpirate. A comment in the middle of the screen says, "Always tip the maid" as a skinny white man trots into the middle of the screen. He's wearing a frilly maid's dress and cap and holding a notebook and pen. The comment disappears as he says, "Hi! Welcome to the maid cafe where we're-" He turns to the right, does the nya hand gesture with each hand, then kicks up a heel, showing off a black pump. "-cuter than kittens!" He finishes, then drops the pose and turns back to face the camera, shuffling a bit closer and leaning in as he talks. "I'm the diversity hire, Bryson. Are you here for the gamer discount?"

A door opens in the background, and Bryson stands up and turns to the left, holding out a warning hand. "Okay, I can explain," he says to people offscreen, starting to laugh. Someone laughingly says, "Oh my god," and another person starts laughing as the video ends. End ID]

[autumn-may]

Mostly spoiler free summary of my viewing experience

[dragondawdles]

the beastie <3

[goodsmellerart]

i am very normal and can be trusted with knowledge of dungeon cuisine

[itsdefinitely]

TUMBLR LEGWND ITSDEIFNITLEY ALSO DRAWS SANDERS SIDES?!?!???

i dabble

[9ndreus]

So Bildad does this little gesture before the magic trick bringing Job's children back:

And guess where else we've seen it before:

[marimoog]

he just wanted to see if he could

[crunchchute]

My Sam & Max cosplay I debuted at a local con during the weekend!

[tortilla-of-courage]

[ID: A golden star on a transparent background. It reads "I survived calling it BOTW2 for 3 years" in all caps. End ID.]

honorary badge for all of us

edit: for everyone asking it's "tears of the kingdom"/totk