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Side-facing Tenna my fucking BELOVED
#mr tenna#Deltarune#mr ant tenna#Tenna#tenna deltarune#Meme#Favorite genders meme#Srry I didn’t remember to save everyone’s username augh#I can’t get enough of this shit it cracks me up without fail
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i know the quest of educating people never ends, but it does kind of bum me out that even in the year of 2023 we need to go out of our way to explain the simplest concepts to people. “you should give a fuck that a whole country is being genocided” seems like a relatively easy to understand sentiment, and yet you will still have people out there coming up w a thousand and one reasons for why it’s none of their concern. it blows my mind every fucking time. we really do need to teach people to care about other people and that is insane to me. like what basic human rights do you need to be spoon fed next??? should we also be pointing out that poor people are also people
#why do y’all need to be told that palestinians are also people.#why do y’all need to be told that not all arabs are terrorists.#why is this not just inherent knowledge.#how did everyone fail you to such an extreme degree
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this shit is so funny
#emmrichs lichdom is antithetical to his character and is objectively the wrong choice#i’m not even sure how he passed the lich test because saving manfred is indicative of how he can’t handle lichdom because of the whole#outliving everyone he loves#and based on in game interactions and other notes the way emmrich reacts to losing manfred is regret#and there’s a note somewhere where a companion notices crying coming from emmrichs room#like how did he not fail the test like hezenkoss had because deep down he is still afraid of death#it’s now not his own death but now everyone around hims death#anyways#this game needs more bad endings and angst#let them suffer i want a TRUE bad ending#dav spoilers#spoilers#emmrich spoilers#dragon age the veilguard spoilers#datv#emmrich volkarin#dragon age: the veilguard#lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#also i feel like lucanis’s reaction is less ‘wtf’ and more sad because he also knows this sort of thing isn’t going to make emmrich#not afraid of death
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Do you guys notice how when Shawn Fain, president of the United Auto Workers union, started planning a general strike, he did it by a) targeting his messaging towards unions with the ability to safely and effectively strike in large numbers, b) laid out a clear, actionable plan for those unions to follow (setting contracts to all expire at the same time, since many unions cannot strike while under contract), c) is using union contracts to set clear, actionable demands that can be met in order to gauge success and provide an end goal, and d) started organizing FOUR YEARS before the proposed strike date to give people the chance to plan accordingly, because it takes a really freaking long time to get tens of millions of people organized?
You notice how he didn't do it by slapping a message on Twitter saying 'hey nobody go to work on Monday, that'll really show 'em'?
#those 'monday is a general strike stay home if you can!!!' posts are SO performative and they really annoy me#like. you MUST know you can't organize a general strike of tens of millions of people by sharing an infographic on twitter. Right?#don't even get me started on the most recent one that was like 'we understand the last strike only gave one day of notice'#'so this time we're giving you two! strike is on tuesday everyone don't forget!'#like GENUINELY was that supposed to be a joke#the linked article also touches on how difficult actual organizing a workplace is which is nice#because they mention previous failed attempts in which organizers basically just handed out leaflets#and assumed the benefits would be obvious. which i think is basically the equivalent of posting an infographic on twitter#which is to say - not effective at all. Organizing is a LOT of work! Running an effective union even more so!#labor rights
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on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.
Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.
Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.
Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.
There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.
#svsss#luo binghe#svsss au#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#disciple shen yuan#lbh. visibly exhausted and with twitchy eyes: im fine :) | everyone else: ho no the fuck you ARENT.#SQQ was hysterical not because he found out LBH was half-demon but bc he was having a long-awaited mental breakdown over his autonomy :)#or (limited) lack thereof. he was having a sudden onset crisis of mortality and was handling at quite literally the WORST time. oops#im thinking very hard that LBH would never push his disciple into the abyss especially with no system to force him to. so SQQ either#had to goad him into it (failing always) or throw himself in. he ended up doing it himself but not before some very impressive hysterics.#BUT ALSO. IF THIS HAD BEEN WHERE SQQ WAS THE HALF-HEAVENLY DEMON INSTEAD IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT.#and by great i mean horribly angsty bc SQQ is NOT doing too hot and has. in very SY-like fashion. convinced himself that LBH will kill him#when he finds out he's a demon. so when it comes out i have this mental image of him lunging at LBH and LBH flinches back. but SQQ wraps hi#hands around the blade of Zheng Yang and yanks it up so the tip of the blade is digging into his chest where is heart is. LBH can't yank th#sword away without risking slicing into SQQ's hands. SQQ's hair has fallen out of its tail/bun and is now messily spilling down his#back and its NO helping the kinda deranged look he has going on. he's visibly shaking and his eyes keep flittering away and back at LBH's#face. SQQ is looking at the messages from the system warning him that he has to go into the abyss or punishment will occur. he's like.#rambling though. talking about how shizun doesn't *like* unclean things and there is nothing more unclean than a demon. like he is#INSISTING. LBH can't?? get a fucking word in. actually. SY isn't listening that much either anyways. too overwhelmed with the system and#the amount of stress he's under and his crumbling mental state and the innate and primal desire to live even when he's standing in front of#his own executioner. it all ends with him sitting on the ground at the lip of the abyss with his hair falling in his face. he looks so#unkempt and fallen apart and so distinctly *non-Shen Qingqiu* that LBH feels physically ill over it. tears are streaming down SQQ's face#and despite everything he is smiling. its not a nice smile. its a very frayed falling apart at the seams about to crack smile.#he tells shizun not to worry about staining his blade with this disciple's filthy blood because this disciple will take care of it himself.#and then he falls into the abyss before luo binghe can so much as grab him. the only reason LBh doesn't literally jump in after him is bc#he was numb with shock and the abyss was already closed before he could feel his legs again :]
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thinking of a scene idea in season three when the gang encounters aphrodite. and one of the experienced half-bloods like thalia or zoe or grover are explaining to bianca how aphrodite's physical form is unique for each person. beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. and the camera just pans over to percy whose overhearing this conversation and staring at aphrodite. and its revealed that aphrodite has taken the form of annabeth in percy's eyes. confirmation for the audience and for percy that his feelings for annabeth are a little ways past friendship.
#and everyone else on the quest is wondering why percy is silent and looks like he's about to cry#except for grover who can feel a mixture of shame/guilt/love radiating off his best friend#and poor percy is dying over here#because all he can see in aphrodite is the girl he failed to save#the girl who's being tortured as he stands here stupid and quiet#the girl he just wants to be close to but knows he's far from deserving any ounce of friendship she'll give him#the girl he couldn't catch in time#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#pjo headcanon#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth headcanon#aphrodite (the goddess of love and beauty)#grover underwood#thalia grace#bianca di angelo#zoe nightshade#pjo season 3#pjo season three#pjo tv headcanon#possible spoilers
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They got thrown into a water tank to drown and instead of finding an escape they ended up talking about their feelings, making out and then dying 😑😑😑
Doomed idiots
#Idk what this au is about#I just wanted to switch up the way their guardians took care of them#Karkat ends up actually angry and defensive at everyone#Dave tries to get his attention because he seemed like a challenge#Dave ended up in Alternia w some more humans#Both did their best to survive for a while but failed lol#Karkat tried his best to avoid catching attention but this stupid human got in his nerves all the time#Distracted him w his charm and now they ended up here#Lame lame#homestuck#davekat#dave strider#karkat vantas#doodles
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In the end, there was love. In the face of ruination and destruction, there was love. Crashing down upon the world, bearing the weight of a thousand hopes and dreams...
May there always be love.
#alien stage#alnst#karma#alien stage karma#alnst karma#mizi#sua#mizisua#suamizi#hyuna#hyunwoo#till#ivan#ivantill#tillivan#vivinos#qmeng#that mizisua kiss was so long i had to split the scene#but hey. at least we got kiss scenes for everyone!!#what if the hopes and dreams of thousands came crashing down upon the place that once caged them. what if we set it all ablaze#what if. in our false and failing rebellion. we doom ourselves as well? wouldnt that be so wonderfully human?
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It's only me and you in this cruel world walking radiator
#pokemon#i like the dawn is akari and imagine finishing your adventure and then arceus is like wham bam good luck id be a hater too#the '0' suprise face everyone makes is so cute its like !!! then neutral again#love my cringe fail fire weasel who i keep picking fights with overleveled frenzies with ur doing great buddy#they kept saying youll die out there I DARE YOU SHE WOULD DESTROY YOU ALL#i only just got to the autumn place i love exploring and side quests
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Saw art of Celestia with a Twi baby and it inspired me to draw her 'actual' daughter lol. Obssessed with mom Celestia atm
#Celestia goes to meetings with her baby#ocasionally smooches her head and pinches her cheeks#everyone needs to act normal about it#failing to do so is punishable#princess celestia#raven inkwell#sunset shimmer#OBSSESSED with baby sunset#mlp#mlp gen 4#mlp fim#my little pony#friendship is magic#Celestia shows up to a fight with sombra with a baby strapped to her chest
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I think it would be funny if Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu decided to get married, not for tax purposes per se, but for marriage/sex curse immunity. secretly, of course ;)
why would they do this, you may ask? why wouldn't they? excluding aphrodisiacs, there are plenty of curses and/or magical objects just laying around the SVSSS world just waiting for an unsuspecting Peak Lord to trip over them. And since Shen Qingqiu has decided to travel to see all the worldbuilding and cool flora/fauna he missed out on in the original PIDW, he's dragging Shang Qinghua along with him for the ride. Of course, they would need protection against the more serious afflictions they could catch or be caught by, and getting married was the perfectly logical solution!
and if they ended up getting sex-pollened and needed to rail each other anyway? if they both said no-homo after, then it didn't count! and if they had started to sleep in the same bed and woke up in each other's arms, that's because it's cheaper than getting separate rooms! Who cared that Shang Qinghua started to sleep over at Shen Qingqiu's peak when they were both back at the sect? And brought him gifts and food? And that he reciprocated? They were obviously just hanging out as friends.
And friends are supposed to be affectionate and show care towards each other! They're the only transmigrators in this world, so they need to stick together! Watching the other jerk off can be a bonding activity, you know!
And if Shen Qingqiu noticed one day that they stopped saying no-homo? They already know they aren't gay, so it would be redundant to keep saying it. Carding your fingers through your fake (real) husband's hair while he lays in your lap and complains about the merchant's trying to weasel out of a deal with the sect is completely straight behavior!
#they would probably be exposed in the funniest way possible#imagine someone brought an artifact to an inter-sect gathering#that started#idk#a marriage hunt or something for whoever it gets put on#and the person who brought it wants to embarrass the cang qiong sect#so they put it on Shen Qingqiu obvi#they start their dramatic villain monolog as the artifact streets to activate#and then fizzled out?#everyone would look in confusion before Shen Qingqiu takes off the artifact#and hands it over to Wei Qingwei to seal away#“what? this can't be” the negative iq cannon fodder would say#“The only way the artifact would fail is if you were already marr-” then Shang Qinghua stabs them in the throat#then everyone would be all#You're married?!!??#And you never told anyone??!!!??!#Is your husband Yue Qingyuan??!#Or Liu Qingge?!!!??#And then Shen Qingqiu would have to say that it's the blood covered fucker over there#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#cumplane#blorbo#ily shang qinghua 💞#writing prompt#fanfiction#suggestive
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You make me feel lighter then air!
#fanart#illustration#sth#amy rose#trip the sungazer#flicky#classic amy rose#trip and amy's dynamic is so so good actually.#imagine you're trip and you spend your whole life having to protect everyone#and then when the time comes where you actually need to do it you fail#youre stuck working for this guy whos awful to you but you still try and youve never felt so alone#then you meet her#she sees your tears and reaches out#and carries you on her back#and knowing her makes you realize who you can be#your whole life you've felt heavy and clunky and awkward#but then she shows you how to fly#anyways im not super happy with the rings but this wasn't even supposed to get past the sketch phase#so i think it came out pretty fantastic#i think i finished this in three hours?? but i'm not usually that fast so dont quote me
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Kate's wife wants kids.
But adoption is difficult and long, and finding a donor is expensive and soul sucking. She can see the way your eyes widen at the children at the park, at the mothers holding their infants, at the baby clothes you pass in the store. She sees the way you buzz at the mere mention of children; of starting a family.
So eventually, she confides in the man she trusts most: John Price.
Of course, he prefers to do things the old fashioned way.
It's a simple arrangement. He fucks you under her supervision. Head cradled in her lap, she strokes your cheeks as he ruts into you. She talks over his grunts, saying how well you're doing, and she can't wait to see you pregnant; to make you a mom. She's always there to clean up after him, making you come undone on her fingers and tongue until you're a right mess. Kate keeps him updated with weekly texts to see how the tests have gone and when he needs to come back.
He gets you pregnant after only two months (a feat which John prides himself on. Kate thanks him for his efficient work, as usual). Within a year, he's named the godfather of the kid, and you and Kate welcome your sweet little girl into the world.
John is not at all surprised when Kate messages him again two years later asking for that same favor.
#ilium writing#jp ilia#kl ilia#john price x reader#kate laswell x reader#female reader#i feel like this whole weird surrogacy thing has been done before but this idea hit me like a brick#so now it's everyone else's problem#OR#kate and her wife find a sweet surrogate (you) to have their kid but fail to tell you that the donor (john) does things the old fashioned w#i think i'll write that next
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"at the last moment, helly r is, maybe it's love at first sight, seeing gemma"
#POINT AND LAUGH AT EVERYONE WHO SAID THAT LOOK SHE GAVE GEMMA WAS CRUEL SUCK IT SUCKKKK ITTTTT#thank you britt lower for NEVER failing to see the vision#hellygemma#helly r#gemma scout#severance#severance spoilers#severance season 2#severance s2#britt lower
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voyage without passion or purpose
(detail shots under the cut bc i spent wayyy too long on this)




(+ the empty version and some progress shots)
#drv3#danganronpa v3#kokichi oma#shuichi saihara#danganronpa#danganronpa fanart#danganronpa killing harmony#art#procreate#digital art#kokichi ouma#this took precedent over art fight im sorry everyone ive failed you
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bedtime story with my love !!
#mine#cats#oooooooooogh im so cold....bath time bath time :3 !#i hope everyone is hvaing a good week i am now DONE with work !!!!! hehe !!!!!!!!!!#i might not do any drawing for a little while . maybe just felt tips#also. cannnot for the life of me decide what 2 read...am like 30% way thro assassins fate but Um its . a little intense so im taking a brea#idk what im in the mood for....something....fun... but isnt bad#i feel like all 'light' books r bad. maybe i will just reread the goblin emperor. as i always do when all else fails#also. am going ice skating tomorrow i am SO excited . i hvent been in so so long its so exciting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#mwah. hve good evening :3
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