#if evil why sexy?

[bearlytolerant]

Lord Phaesus

[ageofstarkey]

buzzcut rafe, the man that you are 😩

[deecotan]

anyway here's wavewave

[gracepureautumn]

I made his eyes red 🔥

Anyone else gasp at this quick little shot of future armored Halbrand?

Illustration by me, drawn in Procreate

[fckedupnerd]

This mf was the hottest Mat has ever been and nobody can convince me otherwise. Fickelgruber the one true love of my LIFE. 💚💚💚💚

[acupofqueercoffee]

category is : the kind of woman that will actually just kill me |･ω･) 🫶🏻

[missmisnomer]

Baby let's play a game 🖤💋 Watch me drive you insane 🕷️🕸️

[lonelymoonrambles]

I just finished season 5 of deep space nine as a first time viewer and here are my thoughts:

- so we're entering the war seasons huh

- Quark's got game and no one (Odo) can deny it

- Worf, please get over yourself, Jadzia is so hot and so into you

- Ensign Vilix'pran singlehandedly causing overpopulation on the station

- Trials and Tribble-ations!!!! Watched it twice

- as if Kirk wouldnt notice smokeshows Jadzia and Benjamin!!!!! he would flirt with both of them in a second

- Curzon Dax... im obsessed with your passing... getting fucked to death? slay

- quodo camping trip, enemies to loves, huddling for warmth, only one bed(roll), hurt/comfort... i see you ds9 writers

- once again Kira is dating a boring ass white guy (she should date me)

- I'm so proud of Nog, that's all 🥹

- ziyal needs therapy for her daddy issues cause why else would she have a crush on an old gay lizard? who is in fact her father's nemesis???

- Dukat, they could never make me hate you (I hope)

- I'm so sorry Julian! I def would have noticed if you were missing 🥺 ily so much, you looked rlly good with your jail stubble 👉👈

- Julian's parents, they could never make me like you!!! Losers!!!

- ok but Miles talking about his love for Julian to anyone who will listen 😏

- depressed Quark was kinda... 👀 (I have deep issues and I am aware of them) (I can fix him)

- my mom watched "blaze of glory" with me and asked if Sisko and Eddington were best friends

- I need a full length horror movie of Empok Nor, including sweaty crazy Garak

- twice in different eps someone has said "who told you that?" and they just list characters? Polycule going strong I see...

- ok Weyoun! I get it now! Pouty little brat that you are

- Benjamin Sisko, you are cool as hell. And such a petty bitch for leaving your baseball behind for Dukat! 😘

- not 👏 enough 👏 Keiko 👏

[leahsflwer]

Looks just like him (scapegoat 🖤🐐)

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price - Diary of a Madman (1963)

[skitskatdacat63]

Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)

So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:

Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:

Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:

He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues

The Chair Appears - Spain

He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood

The Chair Evolves - Silverstone

Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!

The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)

I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)

*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha

[lustytears]

no thoughts, head empty. just luke castellan.

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warning: literal smut, luke’s possessive af, creampie, praise kink

the aromatic scent of sweat, sex, and cologne filled the atmosphere of the room. hips clashing, fingers dancing on each other as you grasped each other’s bodies and skin. your bed rocked back and forth as his thrusts came to be more lively, which resulted in his tip kissing your cervix.

“fuuuck, right there, princess.” your walls clenched around his cock, pulsating rapidly as you came for the umpteenth time.

your head became light, emptying out every single thought you could imagine. his hands traveled from your chest, glazing his finger tips down to your hips where he grabbed onto them for support.

“can’t, baby—please, i’m gonna cum, fuck~” your lips pouted, parting into an ‘o’ when his cock hit your walls perfectly, succumbing into your own euphoric state of physical enjoyment.

his thumb moved down to your clit, rubbing gentle but quickening circles on it. “come on,” his hips thrusted into you harder, “cum for me.”

you were damned if you didn’t cum right then on the spot for him. your body quivered along with your back arching right off the mattress. you flopped back down as you came down from your high.

“i’m close. gonna cum inside this pretty little pussy. be a good girl for me,” he softly spoke. moments later, after sloppy thrusts and tough grabs of your hips, he finally slammed into you. his cum deposited right from the slit, shooting white ropes of release into your womb.

sloppy kisses shortly followed as he flopped down on the bed next to you, his thumb brushing your jawline. your hand moved up to his cheek as you lightly caressed it. your eyes fluttered, still processing the sex.

he kissed your forehead. “all fucking mine.”

you were his, and rightfully so.

[atomicfoxx]

He’s my lil meow meow 🖤💙

[irenic-0kk]

I AM HERE AGAIN TO BLESS YOUR EYES! LEON KENNEDY WALLPAPERS (PART 2)

[eurydia]

fake romance scenes (2/?) - Raphael

[fanmix]

[lonelymoonrambles]

I just finished season 4 of ds9 and here are my thoughts as a first time viewer:

- starting the season off strong with some Garashir flirting in the medbay 😏

- love to see Worf, but where's Alexander?

- and where the hell is KEIKO

- cool can't wait to ugly cry every time I think about 'The Visitor'

- omg did Julian and miles break up? :(

- they got back together, thanks Keiko :)

- let Jadzia bang her ex-wife!!! LEAVE HER ALONE! GET A JOB!

- Our Man Bashir is just Julian and Garak on a date, having a normal fun good time as boyfriends

- Quark is really out here just trying to get Odo's attention huh

- I am once again asking: if Dukat evil, why sexy!!!?!

- Kira's line to Dukat : "why is that when you smile I wanna leave the room" is so real

- KEIKO'S BACK

- Keiko really said, "you don't need to break up with Julian just cause I'm back, Miles 🙄" our poly matchmaking queen

- Fashion Spotlight: Whatever the hell Quark's been wearing all season 🌈

- Jake. Please. Date someone your own age, I am begging you.

- Benjamin. Stop letting older alien women near your teenage son!

- crazy mirror Julian can still get it, but a little less cause of the haircut

- Ah Weyoun, I've heard so much about you and idk I'm not sold yet pal 🧐

- the Jem'hadar are still serving 💅 they're so sassy and for what

- ommmggg kira joining the polycule as a surrogate / Keiko's girlfriend

- so Quark's just openly pining for Odo now huh

- Miles suggesting Julian move in...DO IT! KEIKO WILL LET YOU! COMPLETE THE POLYCULE!

Ds9 is still holding the title of my fave star trek franchise (sorry tos I love you forever) let's go season 5!