#if he gets tagged in my posts again i stg

[feluka]

"Blank is not a zionist, they just acknowledge Israel's right to exist!" Acknowledging Israel's "right to exist" has ALWAYS been the definition of zionism. Yes, even if you're "critical of the government". Yes, even if you "feel sorry" for Gaza.

The reason zionists (who claim they aren't zionists, they just support Israel's right to exist) are suddenly bending backwards and doing incredible mental gymnastics to try to convince you that zionist doesn't mean what it has always meant and that instead it purely means "people who are cheering on the genocide" is that these zionists are trying to put distance between themselves with the "racist, bloodthirsty ones" because they don't want to confront that they are and have always been complicit in this genocide by acknowledging and normalizing the establishment of a settler-colonial project, by seeing ANY "right" to this ethnostate, by claiming there is any worth or good in apartheid. You ARE a zionist, and there's blood on your hands.

[sol-flo]

i'm going to destroy this damn phone

- the boss avoider

[solaireverie]

1633 | king of my heart

summary: [ lestappen — social media au ] in which the crown prince of monaco falls in love with a formula 1 driver

warnings: language, implied/referenced homophobia

author’s note: i made a shitpost this morning and here i am now. never let it be said that i don't give the people what they want.

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monacoupdates Crown Prince Charles is present today at the #MonacoGP on behalf of the royal family! The self-professed avid motorsport fan will be spending time in the Ferrari, Alpine, and Red Bull garages.

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user charles is always serving damn

↪ user monaco how does it feel to have won in the crown prince lottery???

↪ user très bien, thanks for asking 😌

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alpinef1team A very special visit from hshcrownprincecharles! #MonacoGP

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user charles at every opportunity: i'm not french! 😠 also charles:

↪ user lmao tbf he's known pierre for a while

↪ user bro how???

↪ user idk f1 drivers hang around monaco a lot and they both speak french

↪ user it's not even just pierre charles is also pretty close with the monaco-based drivers like max and lando

user 10 seconds penalty to ocon for not greeting charles 😂

↪ user poor estie bestie 😭

↪ alpinef1team Esteban did talk with Crown Prince Charles 😉 Just a pity that His Serene Highness had to rush off before we could get pictures...

hshcrownprincecharles has added to their story

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scuderiaferrari Please welcome hshcrownprincecharles to the #Tifosi for the #MonacoGP 🥳

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hshcrownprincecharles Grazie mille for the opportunity to try the racing driver life!

↪ scuderiaferrari Our pleasure 🥰 hshprincelorenzo and hshprincesspascale can we keep him, s'il vous plait?

↪ hshdukearthur I don't think Lorenzo and Maman would be the only ones against Charles becoming a Ferrari driver 😂

user you don't understand how emotional this makes me 🥹 charles always said that if he could pick any job he'd be a f1 driver and to see him get to experience his dream!! even if for only a day!!!

carlossainz55 Personally I think Charles would be slower than me

↪ hshcrownprincecharles This is lèse-majesté and I will have you thrown into the dungeons for your disrespect to the throne 😤

↪ carlossainz55 pretty sure your brother is the one who can do that...

↪ user does monaco even have dungeons?

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mv01updates max post-monaco gp with the crown prince of monaco, his serene highness charles leclerc 😍

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user for some reason these pictures make me feel like i'm 5 years old again and watching my parents be romantic. like i want to scream "get a room" 😂

↪ user not a single unique experience 💀

user ayo 🤨 the helmet pics...

↪ user i stg i've seen pictures of drivers with their actual wives that had less tension

user just kiss already 😩😩😩

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palaisprincierdemonaco La Famille Princière est heureuse d'annoncer les fiançailles du Prince Héréditaire Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc et Max Emilian Verstappen, avec l'accord de S.A.S. le Prince Lorenzo.

The Princely Family is happy to announce the engagement of Crown Prince Charles Marc Hervé Perceval Leclerc and Max Emilian Verstappen, with the approval of HSH Prince Lorenzo.

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user i??? what??? what happened to hello??? how are you??? my name is???

↪ user fr i didn't even know max was dating someone lmao

user damn at least we know why they were so touchy at the grand prix now 😂

hshprincelorenzo Félicitations!

user the hAND ON THE THIGH. THE SMILE ON THEIR FACES. I AM UNWELL.

↪ user ALL OF US ARE UNWELL

landonorris does this mean that max gets a title? if so, not fair 😒

↪ pierregasly yeah hshcrownprincecharles, can you knight me or something?

↪ maxverstappen1 go find your own royalty to marry 🙄

↪ landonorris does lewis count? like if i marry him will i become sir lando norris 🤔

↪ sebastianvettel i've asked, and no it does not work like that unfortunately

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gq Presenting our July cover star, Max Verstappen.

The Formula 1 driver, best known for dominating his sport and more recently his engagement with Monaco's beloved Crown Prince Charles, sits down with GQ to discuss what exactly goes on in a two-time world champion's mind.

Verstappen offers insight into the ongoing season, the surprising way the sport helped bring him and his fiancé together, and the pressures of marrying into royalty, especially as part of a same-sex couple.

Read the July cover story at the link in bio.

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hshcrownprincecharles There are many words that can be used to describe love, but you will always be my truest definition 🤍

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hshcrownprincecharles p.s. thank you hshdukearthur for catching the moments just before i proposed on camera 😘

maxverstappen1 Charlie, I can tell you I love you in four languages, and it will never encompass everything I feel for you. Je t'aime, ik houd van je, ich liebe dich, I love you. Thank you for making me the happiest man in the world ❤️

user crying screaming throwing up #relationshipgoals

hshprincesspascale Je suis très contente pour toi, mon cœur. maxverstappen1, bienvenue à la famille! [ i'm so happy for you, my heart. max, welcome to the family! ]

user so if i learn how to drive cars very fast does that mean that i get to marry a prince as well??? if so sign me up 👀

↪ landonorris you also need to be one lucky bastard, otherwise i'd also be on the cover of gq right now

↪ gq maybe next year?

↪ alex_albon he wishes 😂

↪ hshcrownprincecharles first figure out how to flirt, lando norizz 😜

↪ landonorris if max can do it so can i

↪ maxverstappen1 please 🙄 i’ve been watching you make a fool of yourself in front of carlos for five years now

↪ landonorris i hate all of you 😃

↪ hshcrownprincecharles one less place to pay for at the wedding 🤷‍♂️

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[elmhat]

DISC WAR FINALE - TUMBLR SIMULATOR

(The posts here are ordered from least to most recent, since I figured it was a better experience to read them chronologically.)

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Mwahahaha… They'll never find my evil lair where I do evil things. Evilly. That I gave them a compass to

#sorry for vagueing #everything I do is mysterious

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

just said my final goodbyes before my inevitable death and my friend couldn't even be assed to put on a shirt??

#cw nudity

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

boats are so fucking boring man send me some asks or something

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

I'm about to kill you, can you please take this seriously

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

why'd you make it so fucking far away

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Sorry I didn't realize you were THIS SLOW

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

can you just give us the coords

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Then it wouldn't be dramatic

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

it's not dramatic when you're having a whole ass conversation about it either

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

fuck i shouldn't have posted that. who am i gonna talk to now i'm fucking lonely i have no one

🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

hi

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

no one at all

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🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow

EVERYONE SHOULD BE AT THE PORTAL!

If you don't see one of your mutuals here please tag them, it's gonna ruin the moment if someone shows up late

🥚 baddestboi-withahalo Follow

@evilwarcriminal

🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow

DELETE THIS

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

#rigging is allowed

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🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

he has an elevator, we're doomed.

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Can you get off your phone. I'm trying to monologue

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🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow

New ask game cause I'm sick of waiting, tell me what you think dream is doing rn and I'll tell you how much death I think he deserves

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🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

I'm kinda busy rn but can someone remind me later to post my villain monologue? It's only a first draft but I had to spend all my time setting up my lair. And also blowing up that country a few weeks ago

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🐈 antthecatmaid Follow

I stg punz is being so sus. what's he even waiting for. he better be paying by the hour

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🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

listen I think I'm gonna die dream is about to take my phone the coords are

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🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow

Fuck this I'm going through @dreamsno1traitor

🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow

WAIT I NEED TO GO FIRST STICK TO THE SCRIPT

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

HOOOLY SHIT BITCH BOY LOOK AT THIS BITCH BOY BITCH DROP YOUR ITEMS IN THE HOLE ✨BITCH✨

#cw nudity #again #can people please wear clothes around me thanks

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🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

/ tw prison

/ tw loss of canon lives

/ tw near death experience

/ tw getting defeated by your archnemesis

.

.

.

I won't be able to post for a while.

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🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

ooooohhh look at me i'm skeppy! in the skeppy cage!! can't believe that fucker made this wtf is this place

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

okay i'm done now bad where did you go @baddestboi-withahalo i need to get out again @baddestboi-withahalo @baddestboi-withahalo @baddestboi-withahalo

💎 goodestboi-withahalo Follow

Thank you for accepting this job opportunity

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🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Guys get out of my inbox. Your hate anons aren't even effective if I don't have a phone in prison

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🧨 deadpresident2 Follow

Hey I'm back from the dead

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

REALLY????

🧨 deadpresident2 Follow

Sorry forgot the /j

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🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow

Good job today guys. Yeah. Woo. I'm very happy.

#forgive me if I sound too excited

🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

.

#I need to be vague about this cause he follows me on here #but I think my best friend almost just traded my life for two pieces of plastic #it was a pretty stressful situation though #ig I can't complain too much #am I weird for thinking that's not normal for a friendship? #sorry #I'm probably being unreasonable #they were some really nice pieces of plastic #you can lmk what you think in dms if you want #just please don't send me asks about this situation #I really don't want him to see #neg #discourse

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🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

it's great that we got dream but we need to go after @.bloodforthebloodgod next

🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

what's happening what

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

go away i thought i blocked you

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

FUCKKJL YOU TECHNOO

🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

technoblade is cringe

🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

you literally tagged me

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

yeah cause i needed my followers to know where to send the death threats

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🔱 warden-of-the-vault Follow

Pandora's Vault is now open to visitors!

Just be aware that the entry process is a lengthy one with several waivers to sign. Plus there are a couple of annoying manual searches along the way. The prisoner is also highly dangerous, he will get inside your head and control your thoughts, transforming you into a servant to his every whim, destroying your very soul from within. I'd recommend not visiting at all actually. You can if you want but I wouldn't. If I were you. That's just me though.

#just me and him

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(Here's another dsmp dash simulator post I made!)

[hellonoblesky]

Pls tell us about Eli Vanto’s tumblr too!!

That man has the world’s most normal but neat tumblr blog like genuinely. Incredibly normal (but neat) tumblr user. He’s literally just a guy. His blog is almost exclusively him shitposting and vagueposting about coworkers (or schoolmates). Probably reblogs cargo shipping drama and has a mutual circle of friends from back home. Shittalks cargo companies on main. Hates on pirate crews on main (he gets some hate for it bc some people are like “would you rather the Empire exploit every resource ever? Those pirates are literally redistributing the wealth” to which he always responds with “I don’t like when people doing their job die, thanks 👍”) Oh and his blog layout? Fantastical. That boy is a numbers kid he’s good at html I feel it in my soul. His tagging system? Fucking IMMACULATE. He’s the number one organizer. Easy to navigate. Beautifully categorized. Never forgets to tag a post in its catagory.

Definitely has a post like “If I’m stuck w this blue guy again I stg” from when he was in the academy. Actually he probably has a Thrawn tag to organize all his posts about him. Ranging from “CHISS ARE REAL.” To “Guys what the fuck I just met the emperor and the Chiss guy didn’t even FLINCH.” To “Guys this blue guy is actually chill as fuck” to “Won’t be able to sign on for a while. See y’all when I can.”

His mutuals sometimes post like “Guys do we even know what happened to LongHaul-StatsStar. Like is he ok?? Does anyone know where he is???” And will now and then be like “Wow one year since he dipped :( hope he’s ok” while Eli is in the CA

Oh and ofc he’s mutuals w Thrawn. He probably showed Thrawn the website to begin with

[babydollmarauders]

MEDIA MANAGEMENT — JACK HUGHES (PART THIRTEEN)

previous: twelve

next: fourteen

y/ndevils00

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y/ndevils00 fair warning ‼️ if you found tuesdays post sappy, you won’t wanna see tonight’s! okay! happy scrolling!

i wanna start tonight’s postgame by saying that i cannot express how proud i am of this team! my boys, my closest friends. you ended the regular season tonight by breaking the franchise record tonight for most wins in a single season! 52 wins, baby! and breaking the record for best single season turnaround in the NHL since the league switched to the 82 game schedule with a +49 point difference! you guys are the most talented, most hardworking, and most dedicated team of people that i’ve had the privilege of meeting.

we ended this game with an overtime win, 5-4! it may have been a hard start, but you turned it around in the 3rd!

we got TWO goals by uncle u-haula tonight! a tip-in by sheriff woody! and a goal by dj dougie-h! so proud of you guys!

lukey got his very first NHL point tonight with an assist on erik’s first goal of the night and i can confirm that i shed a few tears. my pretty baby also made his 98th point tonight with an assist on haulaback girl’s second goal of the night!

however, most importantly, lukey, my smush, got his very first NHL goal tonight with the game winning goal! which was the catalyst that got us that franchise record breaking 52nd win. AND he did it with an assist from his big brother, my bubs, jacky! making lil jizzy end this season with NINETY-NINE points!

i am so proud of you, smush! you played SO well tonight and i can’t wait to see you continue to take ass and kick names! i’m so proud to be your figurative (and hopefully eventually real) big sister <3

it’s been a hell of a season! let’s go to the playoffs, boys!

tagged ehaula, miles.wood44, dougieham, lhughes_06 and jackhughes

lhughes_06 thank you squishy ❤️ if i have anything to do with it, you’ll be my sister sooner rather than later

y/ndevils00 oh don’t make me cry again, i’ll get a headache!

y/ndevils00 i’m gonna cuddle you till death!

lhughes_06 i think i’d be okay with that

jackhughes i wouldn’t

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes this isn’t about you though, is it?

jackhughes i’m so insanely proud of you little bro! can’t wait to kill it with you for many years to come!

lhughes_06 thank you jacky! it’s a dream come true to play with you!

y/ndevils00 SHUT UP STOP MAKING ME CRY! YOU ASSHOLES!

jackhughes you wanna hear something babe?

y/ndevils00 oh god what?

jackhughes @/lhughes_06 can i tell her?

lhughes_06 go for it

jackhughes so, you know luke is giving his first goal puck to our dad. but luke asked the refs if he could keep the puck he made his first assist with, so he can give it to you

y/ndevils00 what? you’re not fucking with me are you? because jack i stg if this is a joke to you, then i’m gonna start dating trevor

jackhughes not a joke, baby

trevorzegras why was i brought into this? and jack, you’re not even concerned that she threatened that? i think your girl wants me 🤪

jackhughes @/trevorzegras oh please, you guys would rip each other’s heads off within the first 10 minutes of dating

john.marino97 back to no feature on the post but i’ll accept this one for luke

y/ndevils00 yeah, yeah. ya know i said plenty of nice things about the team! it’s not all about the pictures!

y/ndevils00 besides, you didn’t even play in this game

john.marino97 still would’ve been nice to be included >:( but thank you best friend number 3, i love you

y/ndevils00 okay let’s not get carried away here!

john.marino97 you’re insufferable

y/ndevils00 i love you too, bff number 2

john.marino97 📸

y/ndevils00 damnit!

dawson1417 thank you bff 3! love you! let’s take on the playoffs!

y/ndevils00 i love you too, bff number 1! you’re gonna smash it!

john.marino97 @/y/ndevils00 why does his “i love you” come easy?!

y/ndevils00 @/john.marino97 i like to keep you on your toes 🤭

nicohischier thank you y/n/n! so glad to have you as our media manager!

y/ndevils00 awww 🫶 you still have to do the postgame interview

nicohischier fuck

jackhughes thank you sweet girl ❤️ so insanely lucky to have you in charge of our media. without you, i don’t know where i would be these past few years. thank you for being my best friend and my girlfriend (and yes, eventually my wife, i hope)

y/ndevils00 aww lil rizzy! YOU don’t have to do a postgame interview <3

jackhughes YES! suck it, hischier! @/nicohischier

y/ndevils00 i can still change my mind. don’t push your luck baby

jackhughes sorry babe, love you!

dougieham thanks y/n! it’s been an honor to work alongside you these past 2 seasons!

y/ndevils00 so glad i was given the opportunity to get you acclimated when you joined! love ya, doug!

jesperbratt thank you y/n! 😄 i’ve had lots of fun working with you!

y/ndevils00 please let me be your personal bodyguard. nobody will ever see me coming on the ice until i cross-check them for even looking at you the wrong way.

jesperbratt that’s nice! 🤍

_quinnhughes fun fact: y/n facetimed me crying after the game because “her smush won the game”. so proud of you lukey! you’re doing amazing man! keep up the great work!

y/ndevils00 that was supposed to stay between us, quinny! hope you have a good game though, fishy!

_quinnhughes thanks, sis!

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes HE CALLED ME SIS! DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU SEE THAT?!

jackhughes i did, love! i see it! so happy for you!

lhughes_06 thanks bro! love ya!

[so-long-soldier-writes]

The Light in My Darkness

damon salvatore x gn!reader | requested

summary: after your boyfriend's death, you fell back into old habits. now that he's back, you're having trouble kicking them again.

tags: angst, hurt / comfort, depression, s3lf h4rm, kisses

word count: 1.7k

a/n: i typically don't write for damon, however i feel comfortable writing this subject matter and i'm getting better with understanding his character. honestly, too, i rewatched s7 and i'm starting to love him even more. (i just love the traumatized characters.)

also, i'm not good at titles. my first title had the word 'put' in it, but i stared at it so long, it didn't look like a word anymore and i had to change it. i think i like this one better. i stg, titles are half the reason i take so long to post. whew, anyway... enjoy ❤️

“Stefan needs help at Whitmore,” Damon says hurriedly. He puts his phone in his back pocket and sighs. “Another Enzo situation.”

“Do you want me to come?”

“No, you stay here. I don’t want him anywhere near you, given he’s in one of his moods and would hurt you for no reason.” He gives you a quick kiss. “I’ll be right back.”

“Okay.”

He speeds out the door a moment later, leaving you alone in the large, empty house. You sigh. Your life is so full of supernatural drama, it’s hard to keep up. Honestly, you’re not even sure what the situation is with Enzo, or why he and Stefan hate each other so much, or how Damon knows what to do to de-escalate their arguments. Of course, Caroline debriefed you on it sometime ago, but with all the craziness happening lately, it pretty much went over your head. 

It’s been hard these last few months. Only recently had Damon returned to you from four months after being considered dead, alongside Bonnie, as the other side collapsed with him in it. Those months had been the hardest of your life, and you doubted your ability to make it through them. Losing your best friend and your boyfriend was something you never thought you’d have to endure, yet it happened. Losing them almost killed you, too. 

For three years, you were clean. You hadn’t touched a single blade since you and Damon got serious. He gave you a reason to stop without even knowing it, and with a lot of patience with yourself, you managed to kick the addiction. After he died, though, when you couldn’t bear to live without him, you picked it back up. Part of you is pissed for falling back into your old ways, but the other part has convinced yourself it’s what you need to do to survive. 

When he came back unexpectedly, you were filled with just as much panic as you were joy. You had him back, but had relapsed majorly, and now have to recount your old steps into being sober again. It hasn’t been easy. 

It’s been a couple days since your last time, and while your skin’s no longer bright and swollen, it seems to beg for your attention. You have to plan it carefully, making sure Damon will be gone long enough that he won’t sense the fresh blood. When he grabs your wrists to kiss your face, you don’t want to flinch in slight pain, or let him pick up a chance in your heartbeat. 

It’s such a complicated addiction to have when dating a vampire, yet fighting the urges are so hard, sometimes you can’t help but give into them. 

The blades in the bathroom are ready for you when you enter. A brand new pack sits in the drawer. The boys won’t miss one or two. The one time Stefan did notice, you blabbered a quick lie about needing one to scrape a bit of food dried to the stovetop. He was in such a rush that day, he didn’t catch any lie, and you were able to smile and flee the scene a moment later. Since then, you make sure to hold onto the one you have until there’s enough to not see one missing. 

With everyone seemingly involved in the Enzo situation, you don’t bother to shut the door completely before dragging the blade across your skin. The boarding house is empty, and this bathroom in particular is tucked away nicely behind the stairs. You make a few scattered cuts and watch the blood seep from them. It always seems to calm you in the most grotesque way, and, quite ironically, gives you the perfect dopamine rush that raises your spirits despite the pain. It’s a terrible addiction but with a high reward… until you have to hide the evidence. 

That little reminder makes you sigh. Too many scars are hard to hide, and with Damon back, you have to be careful. It would break him to see you this way; that thought alone makes you put down the blade. For a moment longer, you stare at the tricking blood, committing the sight to memory to maybe fend off the next urge. To imagine the blood on your skin may convince yourself it’s there, and maybe you won’t cut the next time you’re so desperate. Maybe. 

You reach for a piece of toilet paper to dab the wounds. The bleeding needs to stop before you crave another scare. It’s so tempting, but-

“Hey,” Damon appears suddenly, peeking through the door. His eyes are narrowed, as if sensing something’s wrong. “What are you doing?”

You turn to face him and hold your hands around your back quickly. “Nothing.”

“Are you sure?” He opens the door a little wider, seeing the reflection of your hidden hands in the mirror. “Let me see your arms.”

“I’m okay.” Nervously, you pull down your sleeves to hide your wounds as much as possible. Your eyes meet the floor, unable to lie if you look into his blues.

“No, you’re not.” He argues, anxious to see your face; to not let you shy away and avoid his gaze. His approach makes your heart race, confirming his worst fears. “Let me see.”

“I thought you were leaving. I thought Stefan needed you.”

“He does, but he can wait.”

“But-”

“You’re my first priority. I can tell something’s up. Please,” he brushes a hair away from your face, “let me in.”

“Damon, I’m fine.”

“You’re hurting, and I can smell the blood, and I’m really trying hard not to freak out right now.”

You huff at the realization that he could smell it. You should’ve waited for him to be gone longer before breaking your skin. “Promise me you won’t be mad.”

“Why would I be mad?”

“Just promise me.” Tears well in your eyes, but you let them fall, unwilling to take your hands off your sleeves. 

“Y/N, I promise. I could never be mad. Just let me see it.”

Slowly, you release your sleeves, but leave the task of rolling them up to him. You can’t bear to do it yourself. Damon takes one hand gently and pulls the sleeve back. Upon seeing the numerous cuts, he pulls the other back with a little more vigor, but is still careful not to hurt you. He stares, unable to speak or move, as his heart breaks with every passing second. 

“I’m so sorry,” you whisper. His eyes meet yours and you finally break down into tears. 

Without a moment of hesitation, he pulls you into a hug, wrapping his arms protectively around your body. You feel safe in his arms, you always do. Damon has a way about him that always makes you feel safe, no matter what anyone else thinks of him. He’s loyal and understanding, and that is part of the reason you feel so horrible for not telling him this. 

“I’m sorry,” you repeat, now sobbing into his chest. 

Your heart beats and reminds him that you are alive. The cuts made into your skin weren’t deep enough to take you. The pain you have been feeling hasn’t swallowed you whole. He concentrates on your breathing, and your crying, and uses it to anchor himself before asking the thousands of questions flooding his mind. 

He pulls away, finally, and wipes your tears with his thumbs. His hands grip your shoulders with a gentle desperation, as if he’s afraid you could dissipate at any moment. 

“Y/N…”

“I didn’t mean for you to find out this way.”

“Did you mean for me to find out at all?”

Your heart feels heavy as you reply, “honestly, no.”

“Why not tell me, Y/N? You know I love you. If you’re hurting, I want to be there for you.”

“I know… I guess I just didn’t want to disappoint you? Some part of me was embarrassed about it, and I didn’t want you to see me differently because of it. I don’t know.” 

“Baby, there’s nothing you could do that’d ever make me love you less. Nothing that would ever make me feel a different way, or see you in another light.”

“I know. I know my feelings are totally irrational, I just… they’re fears.”

“I understand.” He kisses your forehead, then releases your shoulders to hold your hands and kiss them, too. “Hey, can you promise me something?”

“I can try.”

“Come to me the next time you’re feeling like you want to hurt yourself, okay? Let me help you through it.”

“But-”

“It doesn’t matter what’s going on, or who’s texting, I will drop anything and put you first. But you gotta let me in when you need it. Okay?”

“Okay.” You take a deep breath. “Thank you.”

“Of course. Now,” he pauses, biting into his arm and holding it out for you to drink. His other hand meets the back of your head, stabilizing your neck to keep you comfortable. 

To his dismay, you refuse. You try to pull away, but his other hand prevents that, so you look down instead. “I can’t.”

“Y/N…”

“The scars are a reminder that I bleed. As soon as they fade away, the urge returns, but if they’re there for a little while, the urge is less strong. They’re kind of a comfort, I think. A reminder.”

“So you don’t want me to heal them?”

“I’d rather not. They don’t bother me too much. Do they bother you?”

You can see the hesitation in his eyes. He fights with himself, knowing the sight is a reminder of your pain, but understands their existence helps you heal. After a moment, he shakes his head. “No, baby, I only care that you’re safe.” He kisses them one more time. “Have you eaten much today?”

“Not really.”

“Well… do you mind if I make you something, even if it’s just something small, and then we can sit together on the couch? We’ll take today slow.”

“Okay. Wait, but what about Stefan?”

“Caroline can handle it. Then he’ll be in her debt and she’ll be happy about it,” he jokes.

You smile, appreciating his humor despite the somber mood hanging above both your heads. He’s the light in dark times, the much needed laugh that breaks the awkward silence. It’s part of the reason you fell for him so quickly. 

“Are you sure?”

“Positive.”

“Okay. And thank you.”

He pulls you in to kiss your forehead, then reaches for your hand. “Of course.”

[ovaryacted]

hope you don’t mind this being anon since we are not moots but I just want to say that I agree with your latest post and as someone who was in the fandom before re4r I have noticed the decline since March with the sudden boom of attention on Leon. I no longer write or read for him because the stuff in the tags just isn’t him anymore. I stg some people have one set of harmful headcanons they apply to whatever character is popular at that time and Leon was a victim of that. It ruined him for me and I sincerely hope you are able to look past it and keep enjoying Leon as a character in a way that I can’t anymore 🥲 and I hope no one attacks you for having your opinion because you are completely valid in that!

I don’t mind this being anon it’s okay! No worries, I value your input.

And yeah, I get what you’re saying 100%, because the same thing is happening on my end. I’ve been a fan of resident evil as a kid, like always with the games and the movies, but never really got interested in the individual characters until 2019 when the RE2 remake came out, and that was when I loved Leon. Unironically btw, my favorite character was actually Chris for the record, it took me a while to actually like Leon but when I did there was no turning back.

I didn’t formally get into the fandom until after RE4R as a content creator and let me tell you, it’s been a ride. I made my tumblr I think back in April, but I was still a part of the fandom on TikTok. And they tore Leon apart up there, from the ai voiceovers to the mischaracterizations to the ship wars, I couldn’t really do it anymore. When they started to sexualize the actual face actor for Leon, that was when I had to bounce. And it really is sad that Eduard wants nothing to do with Leon or RE because fans have ruined it, and I’m worried about how they manipulate Nick Apostolides’ voice for these ai voice overs (I’ve also seen the same with Matt Mercer). They made Ada’s RE4R voice actor go into hiding, and now I also see that happening with Astarion’s voice actor in BG3. It was fairly toxic so I moved over here and started writing, but my intentions of writing were to really explore Leon as a character in different dynamics on top of exploring versions of him where he will be out of character. Because again, that’s the power of fiction, anything can happen if you allow it.

But I’ve been noticing just a lot of things in certain corners of the fandom that kinda make me want to hide. I haven’t vocally said anything about this, cause the last time I did I got jumped in my inbox and just ignored it. I love Leon, I really truly do, and I’ve done character analysis on him and put a lot of time into understanding him because I see myself in him as an individual. He’s my comfort character, and has been for a long time. So it is sad to see things you don’t really want to see and how the fandom has shifted since the remake dropped in March particularly by Leon-crazy fans. (I will say I’ve been in fandom spaces for a very long time, and if you’ve been in an anime fandoms before you know that shit can get real ugly, so trust me I’m not new to this).

I am trying to stay motivated and not let others ruin Leon for me, because RE2 Leon legit got ruined for me by TikTok and I felt so disconnected, then I liked him again so all good. It just gets discouraging sometimes when you want to write in a fandom space is all.

[theresthesnitch]

20 questions for Fic Writers

Thanks for tagging me @puuvillaa!

How many works do you have on AO3?

106 total.

2. What's your total AO3 word count?

1,313,884, but that includes a few cowritten things, and I couldn't begin to break down how many of those belong to jus tme.

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Just HP!

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

A. Step & Repeat - Wolfstar, Celebrity Sirius fake dating AU, Rated M, 62k words

B. Three Strikes 'til you're out - Jily, Celebrity James fake dating AU, Rated E, 69k words

(I have not, until just now, put together that those two are so similar)

C. Bathed in the Moonlight - Wolfstar PWP, Rated E, 2.1k words

D. Ignite - Jily, 7th year Canon, Secret relationship smut fic, rated E, 192k words (WIP)

E. One More to Love - Wolfstarbucks, omegaverse w/ Pregnant Omega Remus, written with @krethes. 146k words, Rated E, WIP.

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Omg 🫥. I do.... sometimes. I really, really love comments, and I need to be better about responding to them! It's a mixture of social anxiety and savoring them that leads me to not responding, and then I wonder if it's too late to respond, and then they stack up, and then I'm anxious over how many there are and I just.... never repsond. i try to repsond to at least some of the, but I'm very anxious about how many unresponded comments I have. (My inbox currently sits at 1136, and I've cleared it out before.)

6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

Dusk. However, i have 2 more in the works that (assuming I ever finish them) may be worse.

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Most of my fics have a happy ending, so I'm not sure what the MOST happy ending was. Maybe Save the Groom? I can't imagine STG James being any happier than he is in that epilogue.

8. Do you get hate on fics?

Occasionally. It's rarely hate but I do occasionally get dissatisfaction, like "i don't like the way you ended this" or "I read the side along you wrote and I'm no longer interested in the main story" which is weird to get.

9. Do you write smut. If so, what kind?

Lol, yes, and.... all kinds? Honestly, what does that mean. I've written MM, MF, and FF. Also Multi (though mostly MMM+). I've also written both vanilla and kink?

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?

NOPE. Not something that really interests me, tbh.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not that I'm aware of, but I wouldn't be surprised.

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

I've had a couple of people ask, but no one who has delivered on it. or at least no one who tagged me the way I asked them to if they did it.

13. Have you ever cowritten a fic before?

Yes, a few! I'm actually very fond of cowriting. Quietlemonhush and I have been working on cowriting more, and I adore working with him.

14. What's your all-time favorite ship?

I've gotta go with my Wolfstar boys. 💖

15. What's a WIP you want to finish, but doublt you ever will?

I'm not ready to call anything that's posted now and a WIP abandoned (though I know I occasionally get comments calling things abandoned). I think it's probably unlikely that I ever write my Voldy Wins AU at this point because I've been sitting on it for 2 years at this point, but it was never posted.

16. What are your writing strengths?

Worldbuilding and tension building, I think.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Sticking to a plan. 🤣

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?

I've done it before, and I'm not a huge fan, tbh. I probably won't do it again unless I have a cowriter who is fluent. It's a pain if you don't know the language, and there's no way to really build the dialogue as you would in a language you know.

19. First Fandom you wrote for?

HP, but make it Hinny.

20. Favorite fic you've ever written?

Oh, gosh. I think maybe The Way We Fall. Ask me next week and that will be different.

No pressure tags to @krethes, @charmsandtealeaves @annabtg @mppmaraudergirl @eyra @wanderingdonut

[cat3ch1sm]

🌲| okay im writing this based on some nsfw headcanons i saw on the jjk men trying to get your attention. however i CANT FIND THE AUTHOR stg the post disappeared into thin air so if you guys know who the author is pls tag them so i can give proper credit💔💔💔 enjoy reading this <333 i hope it isn't bad bc ive never written smut for gojo before😅😅😅

🌿| here are the fandoms and characters for which i write for!! also, the book the reader is reading here is titled "the beginning of everything!" it is a great read in my opinion, so i recommend it :3

🍃| also do you guys prefer "Y/N" or "[Name]?" y/n generally is a bitch in most stories, and ngl im not a fan of her myself, so i was wondering which you guys would rather me use:)) i would really appreciate your feedback so please let me know!!!

·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ nsfw content ahead!! oral sex, fem!reader, degradation probably, language, gojo might be a little mean

gojo x reader smut- gojo tries to get your attention

You hadn't been so immersed in a book since you were still a child- you had been sitting on your couch for hours that only felt like minutes, taking in every word of the story. The fatalistic protagonist, Ezra Miller, never failed to interest you with his beliefs about tragedy following the fall of his former glory. His love interest, the fascinating but elusive Cassidy Thorpe, was constantly arousing questions in your mind that had you turning page after page. The other characters as well piqued your interest, and you found yourself wondering about them as well. So far, it was a wildly entertaining read, and you didn't really want the book to end.

So when your boyfriend Gojo Satoru, standing a distance away at the kitchen table, called your name, you didn't even hear him.

"Y/N."

"Y/N."

"Y/N!"

Finally, Gojo's voice cut through your thoughts, making you look up in surprise. Confused and just a little agitated, you gave him an aggravated "What is it" look, eager to return to your story.

"Damn. Anyone in there?" Gojo queried sarcastically, making a knocking motion in the air with his hand, his other arm propping his body up on the counter. "I had to call you three times to even get you to look at me."

"Yes, I'm aware. Do you need something?" you asked, tapping your foot impatiently and sneaking glances down at the pages.

Gojo pursed his lips and shrugged coolly, his piercing blue eyes glinting mischievously. "Nope- just wanted to bother you." He flashed a wide, goading grin in your direction, at which you simply rolled your eyes and angled your head lower to keep your distracting boyfriend out of your line of vision.

With a quiet sigh, you resumed reading your book, picking up right where you'd left off. You were closer to finishing the book than starting it, and you suspected a major twist would be revealing itself quite soon. Still, it was fun to speculate, and look for clues throughout the entire story.

Unfortunately, it wasn't long before Gojo began to act out again.

"Y/N."

No response.

"Y/N."

Louder this time. Still silence.

"Y/N."

Still nothing.

"Y/N!"

Now you were really annoyed, slamming your open palms down on the splayed-out book pages. "Gojo, what?" you demanded, your glare beseeching.

Gojo seemed unfazed by your outburst, simply tossing his hands into the air in surrender. "You wanna go irritate Nanami with me? I feel like I've been cutting him too much slack."

"I would think you'd be exhausted irritating people, seeing as you have already successfully aggravated me." You turned your head to the ceiling, blowing out air in exasperation. "Congrats. Now please don't call me name unless you or somebody else is dying. Thank you." With a bitter smile, you promptly put the book in front of your face, obscuring everything behind it, including Gojo. You knew you were being sort of bitchy, but you hadn't had a moment of real peace in a while and wanted to make the most of this.

You tried to keep enjoying your book, holding it in front of your face firmly, but now you found yourself just waiting for Gojo to interrupt you again. But you couldn't let him know that, obviously, so you didn't budge, practically glaring at the words on the pages.

But suddenly, the words were gone- as were the pages. As a matter of fact, the whole book had vanished from your hands! Blinking in confusion, you turned left and right to scan the couch cushions before facing forward again to see a pair of long legs right in front of you.

Your eyes widened, and with a groan, your gaze wandered upward until it met the face of the smirking Gojo, one hand in his black jean pocket while the other dangled your book in the air between his index finger and thumb. His arm was stretched far above his head in order to prevent you from reaching it, and his teasing grin from earlier was about a hundred times wider.

"Got your book," Gojo announced tauntingly, leaning over your stiff figure on the sofa. He swung the book back and forth a few times before stopping to eye the cover dubiously. "The Beginning of Everything? Looks cheesy." Dismissively, Gojo tossed the novel over his shoulder, it landing on a coffee table a few feet behind him.

The book hit the wood with a hollow thud, and you snapped your head up to Gojo. "Are you serious? You can't possibly be this immature." Incensed, you stood up abruptly to go retrieve your book- now you'd have to find the page you'd left off of. But the second you got to your feet, you were lightly pushed back down by a pale hand to your chest.

Gojo chuckled self-assuredly, giving you a mockingly piteous look. "Now you have no choice but to pay attention to me."

You scoffed up at him, folding your arms stubbornly across your chest. "As if. Just because you've stolen my book doesn't mean I'm incapable of ignoring you." To make your point, you crossed one leg over the other defiantly and made a show of examining your nails, keeping your eyes averted from the man towering over you.

"Oh?" You could hear the teasing lilt in his voice, meaning he'd decided to treat this as if it was a challenge. You didn't reply, eyes narrowing. Gojo let out a short laugh before bending over so his face was in front of yours, both hands in his pockets. His eyes boring into you were almost impossible to ignore, but you managed, abandoning your nails to twirl a strand of hair around your finger.

"That's a challenge I'm willing to accept." You could feel Gojo's breath on your face, his voice low, and you stifled a strangled sound in your throat as he lowered his body to the ground, settling on his knees. Gently, he placed a hand on each one of your legs to pull them apart; he managed to do so despite your half-hearted resistance.

"Shame you decided to wear this cute little skirt today," Gojo cooed, sliding a hand up your thigh to hook a finger around the waistline of your panties; you couldn't hold back a tiny gasp. Eyes filled with lust, Gojo simply pulled your underwear down your legs and let it fall around your ankles. Before you knew it, both his hands were wrapped tightly around your upper thighs and he was kissing your exposed crotch, his wet lips sending ripples through your stomach. The end of his nose was concealed beneath your skirt, brushing against your slit as his kisses gradually moved upward until he had reached your folds, where he began to plant open-mouthed kisses on your clit.

You were barely able to choke back a whimper before it escaped your throat, throwing your head back to face the ceiling. Your thighs writhed uselessly- Gojo's grip was like steel. Knowing he was already close to breaking your resolve, his arctic eyes lifted towards you, flashing tauntingly. His tongue darted out from in between his lips and slowly licked you up and down before picking up the pace and flicking it rapidly over your clit.

Now you had no choice but to react. A soft moan left your lips, then another, and you could feel Gojo smile against your thigh. Wanting more friction, you started to gently rock your hips into Gojo's tongue, your breaths gradually becoming more ragged.

"Mm, shit, Gojo..." you whimpered under your breath, one of your hands traveling down to bury itself within your boyfriend's white hair, keeping him pressed against your sex. You could feel his warm breath on your inner thighs, sending a shiver up your spine. Meanwhile, Gojo's tongue painted wet circles around your clit, and when he closed his lips around it and began to suck softly, your grip in his hair tightened. "Oh- oh, fuck, Gojo-" Your eyes dropped to look down at him longingly, moving your hips gingerly up and down with your bottom lip in between your teeth.

"So you finally wanna look at me, pretty?" Gojo questioned, his gaze more piercing than ever. "Now that my mouth is in between your legs? Is that what I have to do to make you pay attention to me?" He paused upon hearing your whimpers, smirking at the pitiful sound and letting his tongue fall from his mouth briefly to taste you as you desperately rutted against him.

"You know, I should stop," Gojo mused, withdrawing his tongue and using two fingers to gently rub your aching clit. Feigning hurt, he dropped his eyes and wistfully stared at your dripping entrance, leaking all over the couch. "I really didn't like the way you snapped at me earlier..."

"I'm- I'm sorry, Gojo, I was just in a bad mood. Don't stop, please," you whimpered, thighs trembling. Gojo glanced up at you, sticking out his lower lip in a mocking pout.

"But do you mean it, Y/N?" Abruptly, he speared two fingers into you, pumping them back and forth at an agonizingly slow pace. A broken groan forced its way from your lips, your hips pushing into Gojo's fingers. "Or are you saying that 'cause you want me to make you cum all over your fucking skirt like a pathetic whore?"

Breathless, you gasped, "No, I'm- ah, I mean it- please. Gojo, I'm sorry."

Gojo bunched his lips together, pretending to think. "Well- since you asked so politely." He leaned back in, squeezing one of your thighs, and began to lick your soaking slit up and down, paying extra attention to your clit. At the same time, his fingers took on a vigorous pace, and you let out a cry as you felt your orgasm begin to build in your stomach.

"Gonna cum for me now, baby? Didn't take much for your bad mood to go away, huh?" Gojo crooned, only gripping your thigh harder as he reduced you to a moaning mess, chest heaving.

It wasn't long after that that you met your release, throwing your head back and gripping the fabric of the couch cushions so roughly it was a surprise they didn't tear. Cum gushed from your hole, coating Gojo's fingers and spilling onto the bottom of your skirt, the sight of which made Gojo smile as he replaced his fingers with his tongue to eagerly lap up your fluids.

Gojo didn't let anything else go to waste on the couch, swallowing everything you gave him without hesistation. By the time you were done, his lips were shiny, and your thighs were sticky and still trembling as you tried to catch your breath.

Gojo only scoffed in amusement st your disheveled state, simply getting to his feet again and gazing down at you with a cocky smile on his lips.

"Don't ignore me again," Gojo advised nonchalantly, lifting two fingers to his mouth to casually suck the remnants of your orgasm off of his hand. "You know where to find the towels." Slipping his hands back into his pockets, Gojo strolled out of the room, leaving you half-naked and staring at the book still resting on the coffee table.

🍵| now that i have finished I would like to say that this is trash. fuck.

[bellaramseysgf]

Fighting Love (S.B)

Warning(s); Best Friends brother trope,Swords,Touch her and I’ll kill you vibes,Smut!(piv sex),Slight sexism?,Sirius’ God complex,Captain kink,Pet names,Lowkey asshole Siri + more.

Pairing(s); Pirate Captain Sirius Black au! X Fem! Reader.

Summary; you get stuck on a enemy’s boat and find more then you bargained for.

A/n; sooo i didn’t think i’d even post this but here we are. Not proofread!

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Your boots landed with a thud onto the oak Regulus swinging in behind you with another thud you looked around at the people on the boat. “Where’s the Captain?” You asked in a raised voice “why’re you here?” A voice asked, you looked seeing a taller man, he had scars across his face his hair messy a soft brown color. “Okay, I asked first.” You said and Regulus tugged on your arm. “Rems? That you?” He asked and you sighed. “You know him!” You smacked the back of his head.

“Ow!” He grabbed the back of his head “oh he knows us better then he thinks” the voice sounded and you watched Reggie visibly tense at the sound. He slowly turned to look behind the you and up at the wheel of the boat. “Brother!” Reggie sounded and your eyes grew wide “you have a fucking brother?” You asked and Reggie shrugged urging you to hit the back of his head again “aye!” He yelled sighing as he rubbed the back of his head again.

“Why are you here Regulus?” He asked stepped down the stairs “we came to make a truce” He said and Sirius laughed “really now?, who’s your friend” he asked nodding towards you “this is y/n” you nodded at him. “Well this was quiet dumb for you to come alone” Sirius pulled his sword and swung at your roped tying to your boat cutting it loose. The pair of you shrugged “we can swim”’you said and Regulus shook his head “you can” you rolled your eyes “stg why did my dad take you aboard?” You slapped the back of his head again.

“Look, Mr Captain sir whatever, we didn’t come here to make problems, my dad wants to call a truce between your boat and his.” Sirius crossed his arms “okay, well I’m not about to just agree without some type of leverage incase he turns on me.” You sighed and Regulus shoved you towards his brother. “Take her” you looked back at him “Reg what the fuck!” You huffed and he waved you off. “There’s your leverage, I’ll go talk to the captain” You charged at Regulus and Sirius grabbed your arm spinning you around to him.

“I don’t think so” he twirled his sword on his hand and grabbed your chin forcing you to look up at him. “If anyones stabbing my brother, it’ll be me. Understood?” You jerked from his grasp “do not fucking manhandle me.” You said and turned to regulus “you fuck this up and I’ll make you lunch for sharks.” Regulus smiled nervously at you because he knew you weren’t joking.

Sirius shoved you towards a pair of his men “her, my quarters now.” The men lead you away as the got ready to send Regulus back to the other ship a few feet away.

***

The day had slowly faded to black night and regulus still hadn’t come back, you were sat at the desk in the captains quarters. When the door finally opened revealing the captain once more. You could see the resemblance in the two men. Regulus was shorter by just a few inches his hair curly and kept while his brothers was straight and tied back. His brother was attractive sure, slim figure but he obviously had muscle and could fight, a beard covered his chin.

“Your dad doesn’t work fast does he?” He asked and you shook your head “nope, his own pace” Sirius sighed and sat down on the bed across the room “are you alright?” You asked and he didn’t reply. You got up and slowly made your way over to the man standing in front of him. “What’s wrong?” You asked and he kept his head pouted to the ground “it’s just exhausting” he sighed and you smiled “being captain?” He shook his head. “Just being me…” you rested your hand on his shoulder and tilted his face up to look at you.

“I think you’re cool!” You said and he smiled a bit “and you’re hotter then your brother” his smile grew wider and he chuckled. “Am I helping?” You asked and he nodded “sure you are love” you let go of his chin and smiled. “Alright, You know my name. What’s yours? Or an I just supposed to call you captain the whole time?” You asked and he chuckled. “It’s Sirius” he informed and you smiled “well, I think you’re an amazing person Sirius” he shook his head smiling.

“You’re just feeding my ego at this point” you nodded “but it’s working!” You squealed when he picked you up and threw you behind him onto his bed. You giggled as you moved hair out of your face. You looked up into his eyes and smiled at him “you’re special, aren’t you.” He pointed out abt you nodded “if you want me to be, sure” he leaned over you “why aren’t you scared? Shouldn’t you be worried that I’ll kill you?” You shrugged “I’m used to this, being used to make deals” Sirius furrowed his brows “why’s that?” “I mean look at me, I’m a pretty attractive girl, and well I’m a girl Sirius” you said.

“So that just makes it okay? Your a women you shouldn’t be used like your…your..” he trailed off “like I’m a bargain tactic?” He sighed and nodded. “Like I’m doing..” you smiled and shrugged “at least you’re cute. You keep me in here rather then the dungeons” “people do that??” He asked sitting up and you nodded. “I mean I’m not one of your crew nor am I your wife so it’s understandable” you said and he shook his head “no it’s not! You’re a human! Dungeons are meant for filthy creatures” you shrugged “guess I am one” you joked but he didn’t find it funny.

“No you are not! You’re a beautiful, intelligent,wonderful women!” He defended and you smiled “you think I’m beautiful?” His cheeks flushed and he shifted off the bed “of course I do! I…I should get back out there see if there’s a update on your father.” You nodded sitting up on his bed. “Of course, Captain” he nodded but didn’t seem to move from where he stood, his eyes locked on yours.

“You gonna go?” He nodded “yeah! Yeah I am!” He walked out after that leaving you giggling on his bed. He was sweet and attractive god damn your beating heart. You kept yourself busy before eventually falling asleep.

“So he’s just refusing to reply? That’s not good.” Sirius was speaking with James and Remus his two second hand men. “You don’t think he’s just gonna allow us to keep her do you?” He shook his head at James offer “no way, it’s his daughter.” “Okay but he doesn’t seem to care about her right now.” Remus said and James sighed “then we will need to make him.”

***

You woke up to Sirius waking you and dragging you from his bed tugging out out onto the deck. “Just play along” he whispered as he pulled you up to the wheel. Your eyes focused on to see your father, his men including Regulus. You gasped feeling the blade off Sirius’ sword press to your neck. You looked back at him but his eyes were kept forward “did you make a decision? Or shall I give you some motivation?” He yelled out at your father.

Your father nodded “I’ll allow your wishes, only if she’s returned to me unharmed.” Your father said and Sirius nodded “fine, go back to your boat first.” You swallowed thickly around the blade. “No, give me my daughter. I must make sure she’s unharmed before I agree” he said and even against his better judgement he let you go, you ran down to your father throwing your arms around his neck. “Dad!” You sighed feeling him wrap his arms around you.

In no time your dads men had swords drawn and began to fight the men of Sirius’ ship “dad what are you doing?” His grip on you tightened and you gasped seeing Regulus going after his brother “dad! Stop! He didn’t hurt me! I’m fine!” Said squirming as he forcefully drug you back to his ship. You shoved away from him “stay here, do I make myself clear?” He warned walking back to the other ship.

You hurriedly climbed the middle post determined to not let him kill Sirius. You tugged the rope loose and gripped it tightly swinging across the small gap kicking Regulus away from Sirius. “Y/n. Don’t get in the middle of this. I don’t wanna hurt you” Regulus warned and Sirius was quick to step in front of you “correction, you won’t hurt her” he held his sword out pointed at regulus as he slowly walked him back down the steps.

“SIR-” you were cut off as one of your dads men covered your mouth. Sirius fought to not look back as he continued fighting his brother. Before you knew it Sirius’ crew was winning and your dads crew was slowly retreating once again dragging you with them. “PUT ME DOWN!” You yelled as you were sat next to your father. A slap sounded as your father hit your face “you’re mine. My daughter therefore I have say in what the fuck you do. Don’t make me hurt you.” He huffed you scrambled to your feet as your dad began to steer the boat away.

“Sirius!” You yelled and he looked at you “Jump” he said and held his arms open you looked back at your dad and then back at him “I’ve got you” he assure and you were quick to move after that. Your boot pushing you up to on the edge of your dads ship you jumped with as much force as you could. Your screamed and hit the side of his ship. You looked up to see Sirius gripping your arm as he drug back up onto his ship sighing when you both hit his steering deck.

“You alright?” He asked quickly cupping your face as his eyes scanned your face taking in the red mark your dad left. “I’m okay”’you assure wrapping your arms around hot neck as you both tried to regain your breathing.

Sirius wasted no time in getting you splayed out on his bed back in the room you slept in the night before. “There we are Pup” he said as he settled himself inside you completely. You let out a whine as he slowly began thrusting in and out of you. “Captain…feels good you breathed out. “Yeah? Do you feel good puppy? Such a good girl you are.” Sirius’ hand wrapped in your hair and jerked you back flush against his chest.

“Gonna be a good girl for me pup? Gonna let me fill you up till you bulge?” You nodded “yes! Yes whatever you want” Sirius smiled nuzzling your jaw with his nose “yeah? You want your captain to fill you up, have my babies?” You clenched around him and that pulled a groan from him. “You want it that bad huh? Gonna milk me dry” he released his grip and dropped you back onto the bed Fucking into you roughly.

“That’s a good girl, take your captains cock like the pretty slut you are puppy.”

[moonflower-rose]

The three things thing!

I am so behind that people are going to start calling me Dr Cheeks. I was tagged by three lovely humans of fandom, thank you all!

@shealwaysreads things here  @kbrick things here  @writcraft things here 

I can unhesitatingly recommend any of these writers works, not just the ones they've mentioned above, but I'm sure I don't need to tell anybody here that.

So, on to ME! The thing we're doing is 'Recommend us 3 of YOUR fics: 1 that is “most popular” and 2 that are “hidden gems.'

Most popular first.

I think whatever way you measure it, Watch the Castles Burn is my most popular fic. Every metric on AO3 has it on top, with the exception of subscriptions (its beaten only by my one fucking WIP that I stg I will finish one day soon).

I feel amused every time I see this fic. I wrote it for Wireless 2021 and not far off completion I had a complete emotional breakdown and went to bed for like 3 weeks and cried (not over the fic!). And then on the day that the fest started posting I pulled myself together and reached out to the mods to ask if it was too late to submit, and they were extremely kind and understanding and said yes, so I finished the last little lingering bit and had a non-fandom pal do the most last minute beta you can conceive of because I didn't really have any fandom connections that I felt I could impose on at that time, and we tried to take care of the worst of the comma crimes etc, and then at the end of the fest there she was! I was incredibly emotional, on a rollercoaster (grief is a bastard), and I felt like I had submitted an absolute steaming turd. I thought nobody would read it and nobody would like it. @shiftylinguini had only recently become a new friend and I spewed anxiety at her non-stop for days which she was very patient about and still kept answering my DMs, and has not yet abandoned me which speaks to her very good character and kindness lol. And somehow, this possibly-a-turd became the most popular thing I've written in eighteen years in the fandom. It's not what I consider my best work, but people like it!

Have a bit:

Potter found him in the shower block later that afternoon. Draco had one hand braced against the tile beside the shower head, letting the hot water pummel him. His left shoulder was bruised to hell, in fact he could feel the muscle along his ribs beginning to ache as well, the adrenaline slowly waning.

“I was looking for you,” Potter’s boots echoed off the tiles. “I went up to your office, but they told me you were probably down here.”

Draco turned his head just enough to look over his shoulder, and winced when his whole left side cramped in objection. “How’s Ron?”

Potter, to his credit, looked him in the eye. “Good. Very pleased to be alive, thanks to you. I think you’ll be getting Christmas shortbread and Easter buns from Molly for a couple of years or so, after this.”

Draco would have laughed, but that would have required using muscles which were currently strained to buggery, so he just made a noise instead and hoped it wasn’t too pathetic.

“That looks pretty sore. Do you need a hand with a Healing charm?”

He did, actually, not that he would admit it. Still a stubborn, proud arsehole, despite his best efforts. He turned slowly, flexing in the water. That fucking hurt, but the look on Potter’s face was worth it. “If you wanted an excuse to see me in my altogether, Potter, you need only have asked.”

Potter let his eyes drift down Draco’s body like fingertips. His drew his wand from his thigh holster, and gestured with it. “Turn around, you lush. Healing first, flirting later.” Draco turned the water off and braced himself again against the tile, and Potter’s magic collided with his back a moment later. He made a noise, it was punched out of him rather than anything voluntary, and the pain coalesced before fading to a low thrum.

“Thanks.” Draco’s voice was rough.

“Get dressed, and come home with me. I’ll give you a back massage, sort out the last of that stiffness.”

“It’s barely four.” Draco had a feeling there would be other kinds of stiffness afflicting him if he let Potter give him a massage.

Potter just looked at him with dark eyes. “Come home with me.”

Draco went home with Potter.

Next, two hidden gems.

I really like Relief from this years Sudsfest. I had 60K of thoughts about this fic but I only had about 4K of time and brainpower, so I sliced out the right bit for Suds and plan to come back to this very soon.

  Watersports is a challenging kink for many, its a broad label so it makes sense that people might be unsure of it, lol. But it gives me such a kick when people trust me and have a go anyway, and then say so in the comments. Love that!

Some Relief:

The afternoon management briefing had essentially been a write-off. The scar on his hip prickled and itched, and he kept zoning out, head full of warm sheets, velvet skin, stubble, sweat. Vivid flashbacks to things they’d done in bed together threaded through with things they hadn’t tried yet. Budget updates and governance and risk assessments and compliance reports. It was like the mumbling of a meeting happening in a different room.

Receipts! This was so much fun to write, I don't know what came over me one afternoon but I was full of beans and asked @shealwaysreads for a random prompt, and Receipts was born a couple of hours later in between meetings.  I also have thoughts about this, which I'd like to revisit one day (god knows when, the to do list is painfully long as it is).

A bit of Receipts:

“Parkinson, you look surprisingly well fed.” Weasley was all but bouncing in her trainers. “Care to show me your receipts?”

“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours, Weasley,” Pansy said smoothly, and Draco didn’t miss the flash in the red-headed menace’s eyes. He looked desperately at Potter, who was attempting to enter the flat behind her. Eventually he had to shove her forward to get past her.

“Malfoy,” Potter’s eyes were sparkling, which was very annoying and not sexy whatsoever. “Alright?”

“I’ve been better, if I’m being honest,” Draco muttered, and Potter shook with suppressed laughter. “Let me get you a water.”

The girls barely noticed their departure, and in the kitchen Draco got down a pair of glasses and took the Brita out of the fridge.

“I hope you’re going to tell me your week has been as miserable as mine?”

Potter took a big sip of water, and his eyes crinkled. “Sorry to disappoint. This is going to be a piece of cake for Gin. She’s as stubborn as fuck, but she’s also already on a pretty strict diet because of training, so it didn’t take much to cut out luxuries. She made me go to the farmers market with her to get even cheaper veg—actually, I could have lived without the run on the way there, if I’m honest.”

“Well, Pans is basically made of refined sugar and nicotine, so I spent our last shop slapping Percy Pigs out of her hands like I was playing Goal Defense for England.”

Potter snorted and nearly spit out his water. Draco felt his belly swoop, and looked away to hide his smile.

“How long do you reckon this will go on?”

Draco cocked his head. “I mean, let’s not kid ourselves, this is foreplay. So I predict whichever one of them gets overcome with the need to hump first.”

Potter shook his head in amazement. “Somehow when you say vulgar things, I’m never expecting it.”

“I’m vulgarity personified,” Draco said, his nose in the air. “I also have a bar of Dairy Milk hidden in Pansy’s top shelf, and if you’re a very good boy I may share it with you.”

“I can be good for you, Draco,” Potter said in a low voice, and Draco stuck his head in the pantry to hide his reddened cheeks.

Tagging is the bit I'm really shit at, obviously never hesitate to just do this if you see it but the rules require tagging so if you haven't done this already and you want to, you are hereby tagged: @gracerene and @thehoneybeet and @candybarrnerd and @nv-md and @academicdisasterfic and @ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm and @oknowkiss!

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Sit Still

First post on the side blog lets goo. Have this to chew on!

Ao3 Link

Summary:

Rain has a thing for Mountain roaming around without shoes, gets carried away during an innocent massage, and gets used as a drum kick for it.

AN:

I'd like to note that I use the word 'kit' in this only in reference to a drum kit, I do not intend for it to be read as age play in any shape of that. Like there's a part where he calls Rain his kit, and I mean that to be objectifying. Course, I can't control how you read it, but it was not my intention. Also I stg that I can write outside of smut, I have the greenhouse trio thing planned, and a Rain/Dew fic up my sleeve, just wait for it. Also to the bestie who I let read this as the reward for wrapping up our exam study lysm!!! Enjoy the finished thing.

Relationships: Mountain/Rain

Tags: Very light/mild foot fetish, stepping kink, mild objectification.

Many of the ghouls had little quirks. Dew had his affinity for the stage pyrotechnics, Phantom occasionally got lost too far in his own head that he didn't realize that he was sparking, Cumulus and Cirrus would gather to watch the storms, unknowingly making them worse with their energy. Mountain spent his fair time in the greenhouse, but the real eccentricity was his lack of footwear. He'd wander the halls in socks, or be just barefoot in more personal areas like the resident commons or the greenhouse.

Most of them never questioned it. Usually it was left to 'that's how he is', and everyone carried on as usual. The newer summons didn't question it, and older ones just tried to ignore it. Except Rain, who was currently laying on his bed as the other read through another thick book on horticulture, as if he didn't already scour the library for each volume twice. Rain's hands were prone to wandering when they laid together as they dug into deep knots in his calves from his daily work. They moved further down, Rain shifting to move himself in turn lower, and pressed the worn tendon to his ankle softly before taking Mountain's heel into his hand.

Mountain let out a hum as Rain pressed his thumb's knuckle into the worn muscle. Those fingers moved lower and lower, eventually Rain gave up on stretching his arm out inevitably just deciding to move to the foot of his bed. Thankfully, the mattress was long enough for him to accommodate both his body and Mountain's, even if Mountain was sitting with bent legs and half curled up by the headboard.

He held his foot between his thighs as he pressed his thumb into the tough tissue feeling the joints work and move inside. He pressed the balls of his feet, rubbing away aching pain from long hours of standing that he knew hurt the other's knees after enough time. Not to mention the fact that Mountain didn't wear shoes during practice, and that had to kill after the fourth song. Rain didn't mean to move his foot closer, but he wanted a better angle, and maybe if he angled it just right it would brush against-

"Whaddya think you're doing, Raincloud?" Mountain asked lifting his eyes from his book with a soft smile.

Rain lowered his head mumbling something out while moving his hands back to the top of his feet and away from himself. Just as he did so, Mountain pulled his foot back positioning it again a few inches away from him. His face warmed when Mountain stretched out, moving dangerously close to him as he unfurled his leg.

"Thought I'd help." He muttered stumbling through wordchoice. "I-uh."

"You could've just asked." Mountain stretched out making a display of it as he did so. He arched his feet pressing them down right down onto Rain.

He exhaled, clearly trying to keep his breathing steady even if he rocked up into the foot in a needy fashion. On more than one occasion, he had wandered over to Mountain's kit during a show just to watch him work. Not that he had any real clue about what made what sound on the damn thing, but he certainly liked watching him work his legs on the kick.

And Mountain knew that damn well, too.

"Get on the floor."

Rain was nothing if not good at following orders, evident by how he quickly scrambled to kneel on the floor below his mattress. Mountain closed his book, setting it to the side before moving to the edge of the bed and sitting up. His foot slowly moved up Rain's thigh from his knee before coming to rest on the seam of his jeans. He adjusted his foot position a few times, rolling it against Rain as he got comfortable.

"You always come wandering by my kit. Always trying to look through the cracks. Is this why? You wanted to know what it must be like." Mountain answered for him as Rain whined softly. "You just always wanted to see me work, didn't you?"

He pressed down gently increasing the pressure on that seam just to listen to how Rain whimpered and dug his claws into his own thighs to try and stop himself from rocking forward into it. Mountain smiled with a twisted idea as he started to gently bounce his foot, well less bouncing and more just varying the pressure of it to a beat only heard in his head.

Rain spread his thighs further and started to close his eyes to escape Mountain's attention, which clearly failed when hands found his curly, shaggy hair. His head was pulled up gently, and he could only be thankful that it wasn't by the horns. Apparently Mountain thought that stepping on him was enough pain for him.

"No. Look at me." Mountain instructed. "Want to hear what I'm thinking? Can you guess what I'm playing?"

He continued in silence for a few moments to allow Rain the chance to get his bearings. The other closed his eyes again thinking. He recognized this, it was the base of one of their songs, one that was heavy with deep rumbling kick.

"It's Cirice."

Mountain smiled and ran his fingers though his hair rewarding him by scratching his scalp. "Good boy."

Rain would've melted at that, if another stomp didn't send sparks up his spine and straighten him right back out with a sharp inhale. Mountain reached over the mattress fumbling a phone for a moment struggling to tap it a few times with his claws out. Either way, in a few moments he was turning up the volume and setting it on the desk close to Rain's head in the cramped room.

It played the song from the beginning, and Mountain adjusted his footing. Rain's eyes went wide as he caught his breath and untangled his claws from their spot tearing into his jeans.

"You ready? Now, I need you to sit perfectly still, okay? Can't have my kit moving around."

Rain nodded swallowing thickly. A wet spot already formed on the front of his jeans, and even if he couldn't see the dark denim, he could certainly feel it with every press of Mountain's foot. The tinny sound of the phone's small speakers rattled in his brain, telling him that in three seconds the drums would kick in and hard; Mountain would be following along for every beat.

He held his breath for those three notes and suddenly that foot came down. Rain whined almost flinching away from the harsh treatment but unable to deny how simply good it felt to have that foot on his covered dick. Mountain moved his hands to an imaginary kit keeping tempo with his foot and every press on the very specific seam that ran over Rain's dick. He kept his positioning with his toe hovering over the head pressing against Rain's zipper before pressing the balls of his feet down.

Rain chuckled when a small thump came down onto his head right between his horns before moaning when it was in time with a stomp to his cock. The balls of the feet that he was just massaging were brutally pressing down on him, punishing him for being so needy. His breathing picked up as the music died down for the small bridge of the song and Mountain kept the pressure on.

He twisted his foot a bit trying to hide it under the guise of adjusting again. Rain looked up pleadingly with wet eyes.

Mountain just smiled as he leaned forward, putting more pressure on his leg. "What, Rainy? You're gonna ruin the bridge. This is the part we're supposed to stay quiet. You know that, don't you?"

Slowly he nodded and was rewarded a soft pat to his head.

"Good boy." Mountain whispered to him lifting his foot off. Rain caught his breath in the short moment before stepping it back down.

Rain's head was foggy with the mix of pain and pleasure. The music by his head sounded distant even if punctuated with every step of Mountain's large foot. A cool blush ran down his face and neck as his claws itched to dig into Mountain's leg to hold it to his dick and just let him rut against his foot.

The seam of his jeans shifted through all this, and started to catch on the head of his cock with each kick. Rain whined feeling just a small bit of drool escape the corner of his mouth as Mountain's foot adjusted on him again. In the final few moments of the song when Mountain pressed down hardest and left his foot there grinding, Rain nearly sobbed as cum was wrung out of him by that twisting foot. His shoulders tensed and his claws found purchase in Mountain's rolled up pant leg straining his forearms as he held on, as if that would make the pain and pleasure more bearable.

Mountain cooed at him, paused the music on his phone, and brought a hand down to Rain's jaw tilting his head back up. His foot turned less violent and switched to softer caresses as Rain twitched below him in the mess of his jeans.

"There you go baby." He murmured wiping away drool with his thumb. "If that's what you wanted from the start, you just had to ask me."

Rain just nodded letting his eyes fall hooded. Suddenly, Mountain leaned back and arched his foot in his direction.

"My kick got my foot dirty. Do you mind?" He asked knowing damn well that the cum that seeped through the fly of Rain's jeans coated the bottom of his foot.

Wordlessly, Rain tilted his head forward and licked a stripe of his own cum off the balls of his feet. Even if he was starting to come down from his high and his mind made him want to grimace, his dick twitched, sticky and limp at his thigh. He groaned tasting his own cum, a ritual Mountain seemed to always get off on, always feeding him his own spend as he came back down.

When Mountain was satisfied, he lowered his foot smiling.

"Honestly even if you weren't going to, I was still going to make you grab a towel. I'm not walking around with cum on my foot." He said with a humorous lilt to his tone.

Rain rolled his eyes as he tried to get feeling back to his legs by unfolding them and rolling his ankles around. "Uh-huh. I'm sure you wouldn't." Now he was faced with the problem of trying to get back to his room without anyone seeing the very noticeable stain on his jeans, or walk back in a pair of Mountain's sweatpants. Both were as good as an admission of what they'd done.

"Change out of that before you lay down." Mountain complained gesturing his head to his closet when Rain stood on shaking legs.

"You didn't seem to mind last time. Since when'd you get so touchy about cum?"

"Since when did you have a foot thing?" Mountain shot back as he leaned against the head board picking his horticulture book back up as if he didn't just stomp Rain's dick like a drum kick, as if Rain didn't just bust from that and was left to reluctantly grab a pair of oversized sweatpants.

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was going through the tags of the 'worst stranger things takes' post and noticed your 'jonathan apologize to steve' as one of the takes on ur list (great list btw) and i had a lightbulb moment and needed to take a moment and apologize to you and anyone else for having to read that with your own two eyes

my illiterate ass just meant that nancy was with steve in those pictures, that jonathan also took pics of him and his friends, not that he should apologize to steve for taking pics of nancy just bc they were together. wording and phrasing will be my undoing i stg bc that was indeed a Terrible Take™️

anyways, im an idiot! congrats on 3 yrs and good luck with finals alslsdkaldj

see, that take i understand — taking pictures of people unprompted and without consent is a bad thing that no one should do regardless of intent. because while jonathan was trying to look for will, it doesn't mean he can just snap photos of a bunch of other teenagers having a party home alone

however, i have seen many people specify that they want jonathan to apologize to steve for the pictures of nancy specifically for the fact that steve was dating nancy at the time the pictures at the time. that makes the big (and gross) assumption that because steve and nancy were dating, he somehow had "ownership" of nancy's body, and therefore jonathan had to apologize to him for what essentially becomes taking pictures of steve's "property". and also that idea basically takes away nancy's agency over her own body, which is again super gross

but that isn't about the idea that jonathan should apologize for taking pictures of steve and his friends without permission, which is an excellent point (but the show was more focused on the picture of nancy, so the other pictures just get forgotten about). so you're all good, anon!

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Helloooooo will you answer all the horror movie asks that you haven’t already :D

OMG OKAY?? that's literally all but 6 soo. here we go! I'm gonna put it under the cut bc that's... too many to force someone to scroll through

most recent horror movie you watched

Well as I type this I’m rewatching Phantom of the Paradise, but as for one i’ve seen for the first time recently I just watched The Black Cat w bela lugosi and boris karloff (at the recommendation of the previous asker i won’t tag u in this giant post but u know who u are if you see this ty!! It was a great time) 

most recent horror movie you watched and hated

Oh god a lot of these require a decent memory uhhh i was kinda disappointed with the new hell house llc movie? Though that could have just been that I hadn’t rewatched the first 3 recently enough and was kinda lost as to how it related. Hated hated has to be Come Play. Monster design fun and made by Jim Henson Company but literally everything else abt that film sucked ass. Stop making movies abt autistic kids if you’re gonna be gross abt it OH and smile smile sucked ass 

most recent horror movie you watched and loved

I’ll be real I have no concept of when I watch things comparative to others (someone physically force me to start using letterboxd i stg) so I’ll just list a few I’ve seen recently and liked a lot! The Descent (2005), Watcher (2022) dir. Chloe Okuno (ft. burn gormann heyyy burn gorman) the first 3 Hell House LLC movies, and Let The Wrong One In (2022) 

actor(s)/actress(es) you Would love to see in a horror movie/more horror movies

I Loved burn gorman in watcher (though the accent they had him do was… strange) so I’d absolutely love to see him in more villainous roles like he did in this and Enola Holmes lmao. Also I’d kill to see Damien Molony in just abt anything I would kill for him to go back to his more horror based roots. He’s been getting decent exposure in comedy recently w brassic and his one episode in The Great but he’s such a good serious actor I just want him cast in more things in general really. 

a subgenre you would love to watch more of/see more movies being made in the subgenre

I personally haven’t seen much of the classics and I’d really like to change that. Old school german expressionism and the like. As for movies being made I’d like more of I’d love a return to good old fashioned practical effects body horror. Also this is more an aspect than a subgenre but where are my house that hates you movie where are they i only have haunting of hill house I don’t want haunted houses I was sick houses that hate you personally

a horror movie you liked but wouldnt recommend to most people (give a reason if youd like to)

a horror movie you want to recommend to people

Watcher!! It’s genuinely really good I’m only a little biased. Also for ones I think ppl are a little less likely to have watched: Thirst (2019) is Extremely campy and fun. 

a horror movie you liked but will probably never rewatch (give a reason if youd like to)

Idk that I have one honestly? I don’t get squeamish at much at all (though if i were to rewatch hereditary i probably would skip That scene. Smth abt it my brain hates despite everything else I’ve seen in movies and the internet)

a horror movie that you turned off before it was fully over (give a reason if youd like to)

Vicious Fun (2020). Idk the whole.. Lizard person shit really did not sit well 

a horror movie you wish you could watch again like its the first time

Oh god. The first Scream, Most Texas Chainsaws, Bride of Reanimator, Tetsuo: The Iron Man, the list goes on

a horror movie/or horror movies you could rewatch the most times

The reanimators ily reanimator some of my favorite films of all time

a horror movie that stuck with you for weeks after you watched it (give a reason if youd like to)

I’m Thinking of Ending Things stuck with me for ages. Anything surreal like that kicks around in my head. 

a horror movie with the best soundtrack (or! your favorite horror movie soundtracks)

Not to mention Re-Animator Again but the music rules in that movie. Also i am contractually obligated to mention Repo: The Genetic Opera and the Devil’s Carnival Movies

most memorable/your favorite horror movie trailer(s)

I don’t really have much memory for these things, but I like the idea of the paranormal activity one that showed the audience watching and reacting to the film instead of clips of the film itself

a horror movie/horror movies you wish you had in your collection

I really want that copy of TCM Next Generation that has information on the cast but instead of any accolades or filmography it just lists Matthew Mcconahey’s crimes. Holy Grail Item. Also Dawn of the Dead considering how impossible it is to get on streaming. 

the first horror movie you saw that truly ignited your love for the genre

Original Poltergeist, for sure. Was obsessed w that movie as a child. Also the more “children oriented” ones like The Little Vampire and Gremlins

a decade you have seen the most horror movies from

If I had to guess it’d be the 80s or 90s? 

a decade you want to watch more horror movies from

Early age, so 10s to 40s I’d say

a horror movie you really love the use of practical gore effects in

I love love love the effects on Tetsuo: the Iron Man. There’s a scene shot in such a way it looks almost stop motion it’s the coolest along w their extreme cyberpunk metal thing they got going on (made me go on a rabbit hole and now am seeing in theaters in a few weeks!! whooo) 

creatures you wish were featured in more horror movies

Vampires have kinda fallen out of fashion but i love vampires i feel like the genre was just treading the same ground for a while when there’s so many new and interesting ways you could take them?? 

a horror movie you like that a lot of people dislike

Idk im a skinamarink truther ig. Like it’s not my favorite but i saw people in a really strong “love it or hate it” dichotomy and i liked it! I saw it in the literally least optimal way though I think it’s best viewed on a computer in pitch black at 3am like a youtube video but I went to see it in theaters with the audio turned up ungodly high bc of the whispering so if any sound at all was above a whisper it blew your eardrums out. Also the like. “Morally abhorrent” extreme horrors. 

a horror character that actually creeps you out/scares you

Honestly I don’t really have one that I can think of?? The most is like. Conceptually. It’s the regular humans that disturb me more of anything. 

the horror movie/horror movies from your favorite subgenre that got you into that subgenre

The fly was my intro to body horror, as is most people’s, but i really do love both. 

a horror movie that you love to/would love to watch with other people to see their reactions/etc

Seeing that tetsuo screening with my roommate!! Very excited for the what the fuck of it all. Also saw greasy strangler for the first time drunk off my ass w roomates and it is absolutely the ideal way to see that film. Trying to do it again w a different set of roomates.

the best/your favorite horror movie plot twist

The end of frankenhooker isn’t really a twist, but, well, it is amazing. Also not favorite but the end of would you rather makes me so so mad and sad. 

a horror movie you didnt expect to like but you did

We’re All Going To The Worlds Fair. I’d heard fairly mixed reviews on it but I quite liked it. It’s a bit strong to call it a horror, but I liked how it was done and it had atmosphere to spare. Definitely worth a go if you grew up on the early internet days. 

an upcoming horror movie youre looking forward to watching

The Robert Eggers Nosferatu coming up, Guillermo Del Toro is doing a Frankenstein!! Also just skimmed the synopsis of Love Lies Bleeding it sounds cool

favorite teen slasher

Gotta go basic and say Scream. Also not a “teen” slasher but i do love texas chainsaw 2 deeply. 

favorite body horror

Tetsuo: The Iron Man if it wasn’t clear

favorite 80s horror movie

Re-Animator (though im sad I can’t say Bride bc it came out in 91 bride is the better one imo) 

favorite horror movie of all time <3

Obv I can’t pick one. Realistically it’s Bride of Re-Animator, but Ichi the Killer, Repo: The Genetic Opera, and Tetsuo are up there as well.

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bestie, first of all: I wanted to apologize for how much time it has taken me to reply to my previous messages!

as I have an internship abroad in September I have been searching place to stay and if anything, this experience had reinforced my hatred for for landlords. still, I have finished the last of my courses and although I have two more exams and a project to finish fully my master's degree (+ my thesis, but we don't talk about it).

so stress has been all over the place, sadly.

and I am also sad to hear that you are also getting quite a busy week, but I hope that you'll still get a bit of relief and thank you for blessing us with that mutual masturbation fic, I read it yesterday and I stg I had to rip myself away from it to eat my dinner.

can't wait to spam my silly tags on it tonight when I reblog it!

also I wanted to share something, again, with you because I found this workout session to fob and potd and I did it saturday and it was super-funny (plus I really like the girl organizing and leading them, as she is very chill and low key funny) -> if you ever want to jam, jump and dance while working out I am leaving this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kePPgzFiEk8

(now I need to know whether there's a workout to maneskin)

now onto me properly answering the previous messages: again congrats for succeeding in your Italian placement test, pls do continue to share your duolingo hotd-related adventures because so I can share the silly Italian memes I know (the best way to learn is certainly through memes).

and yeah, I do think that a proper working setup would be so much better and where I study I have the most basic chair, while at home I still get the one that turns around and with the wheelies (am I turning around and playing with it through important meetings? totally). still yeah, I think that at least till I live without sharing a room there isn't much that can be done. still, we saving the money for when we can just go and have a shopping spree in zara home (although my eyes is considering the thought of buying candles).

also maison du monde is very pretty, but sadly it ain't cheap and I think it's mostly popular in europe, but it's like zara home (the same level of bougie).

oh I haven't checked out yet the tutorials you suggested me because saturday I took advantage of my roommate not being there, to have a full on dance workout and was about to pass out by the end of it, but I'll definitely try them on pilates day!

also I am honestly so curious about the names of the s/o of aemond's and reader's children! I am always curious about names and I love them having secret meanings (like everybody is 'it ain't so deep' and I am like 'NO IT NEEDS TO BE DEEP'). still take your time and I am sure your choices will be amazing (as they always are)!

pls! aemond would be like 'how did I marie kondo myself into having a partner?' but that'd be downright cute and I feel like he is definitely bougie but also one of those people who only have... essentials, so you'd have a whole lot of space and he'd probably be willing to buy more if you need it.

also I saw your post about aemond saying that you think he is emotionally intelligent but can't express himself properly and I feel like that's very much him. I think that he is also emotionally intelligent like he can clearly understand whether somebody is upset with him or happy, but he struggles with the physical and practical side, alas he misses experience. it's my own personally silly headcanon that by not having a loving example around (as viserys and alicent are the furtherest from that and criston was celibate) he probably knows how you feel but can't express himself, indeed.

so, yeah, he is a bit awkward but he is trying his best!

ok... this was a lot and I am officially leaving you alone!

I hope you have a nice day and week!

-🌗

DON'T apologize at all, bestie!! believe me, I get you! Aaaah I know the process of going abroad is so stressful and difficult but you just know it's so worth it because of the chance of experiencing new things! I'm wishing you all the best of luck and that the process will be a little easier to deal with! And thank YOU for your good wishes as well! (and also for reading my silly little fic! I'm really glad you enjoyed it, I stg every time I post smut I'm like !!!!!!!!!! with anticipation, not knowing if it will be well received or not, but yeah your tags GIVE ME LIFE! they're always such a treat to read so thank you sooo so much!!)

AND OMG I LOVE THAT ROUTINE. I was gonna do it today but had to clean the apartment instead and ran out of time but I can't wait to do those workouts because they're soooo so perfect! gossssh if there was a Maneskin one I'd never put up an excuse to not workout ever lmao! either way, I already subscribed to that channel!

And for sure I'll keep sharing my italian journey with you! Actually I logged onto my first proper class today (they're self-directed and online so I can make progress whenever I can) and it was SO DIFFERENT than duolingo!! this was gonna be obvious, but man I can actually learn proper grammar now lol. I'm excited but definitely, a little bit intimidated now that I have all of these materials to read about grammar rules and vocabulary.

And omg I still haven't figured out the names aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. And I'm also still looking for faceclaims for Aeron's witchy wife and Elaena's sweatheart husband. And for Vaella's husband I'm still not sure if I actually want to make him a Stark (?) still haven't gotten that far but I'm very happy to know I can tell you all about it! As far as faceclaims, for Elaena's husband I'm leaning towards an actor called Cesar Domboy. And for the witchy wife, I'm thinking of May Calamawy from Moon Knight. Gonna put the rest of my reply under a 'readmore' to add the images and not make this super long:

so yeah I think they're them!!! but Idk about names yet lol!

ALSO DYING WITH THE how did I marie kondo myself into having a partner?' LMAO!!! and definitely about the 'essentials' thing. I doubt he'd be the kind of person to have this room filled with trinkets (I try very hard to have an aesthetically pleasing room with only the essentials but a girl gotta has her trinkets and her silly little posters, I'm sorry Aemond). But thinking about his space being super vacant at first and slowly getting more and more cozy, the more you integrate yourself in it, is suuuuch a soft thought.

And definitely!! I strongly believe that, because he's been on his own for so long, he knows his worth, he knows what he wants and is actually very confident in himself. After all the time he spends alone he's got to have the time to ponder about his needs and wants. But because he's alone and doesn't socialize or communicate often, that's where he fails. But it's not because he doesn't know how, he just comes out a little bit awkward. I think with a character like Aemond there's room to interpret that he's not emotionally mature but I'd say it's quite the contrary! It's precisely what you say! he struggles with the physical. But he's got everything theorized and analyzed prior. But baby boy is a hermit, so that's where he kinda misses some beats.

Thank you so much for your messages as always, my dear!! I hope you have a good start of the week, and best of luck with your studies and all the preparations for going abroad! x