#if neville and pansy had a cute baby

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Panville Family, Baby Ollie is sick

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The Boys in Lingerie

OK FIRST EVEN VAGUELY SMUTTISH POST 

Basic warnings in order please don’t interact if you don’t want to see this. Use basic judgement. You know if you’re too young to read something

Once again, I try to keep it house, gender, and year neutral so anyone can fill in the blanks where they wish, guys, gals, and nonbinary pals alike

We have standard lineup- Fred, George, Draco, Neville, Harry, Ron, Oliver, Cedric, and now Charlie and Blaise have been added!

ON TO THE FEMBOYS IN LINGERIE

Fred

You and Fred had messed around before with kinks and lingerie

He always liked how it looked on you, how the lace hugged you perfectly

Freddie is a very forthright person, if he wants to try something he will tell you in advance, and so he talks to you about him wearing some

You agree immediately and the two of you find a magazine to order some because there is no shop that sells that in Hogsmeade, unfortunately

He finds a pair of pink panties and chooses those because of course he does and when the box arrives (he has to avoid George’s questions about what's in the box) 

He puts them on and then sends you a notes asking you to come to his room while no one else is there

And when you find him

“Baby boy, you look amazing.” He smirks and spins in a circle before leaping on the bed, you following close after

George

George wandered into a strange shop in muggle London when you and him were exploring during Christmas break

He found a sex shop where they sold a lot of lingerie and before he got yelled at by the shop owner to “get out, you tosser!”

He couldn’t get the lingerie out of his head 

He didn’t think about you wearing it, well maybe a little. No he actually thought more about the cloth on his own body

So about a couple weeks after seeing those and getting back to school he plucked up the courage to ask you (he was a Gryffindor, dammit, he shouldn’t be scared)

“How would you feel if I... wanted to wear panties?” “Sure, love, sounds good if that’s what you want.” “Wait, that’s it?” “Yea.” “Ok good, cause I kinda already ordered them.” 

He darts into the restroom to put them on and then comes out to show you and holy fuck

He’s in this pale blue pair of flower lace bikini panties and walks out looking just a little timid and you fucking jump him 

Draco 

Draco saw a pair of Pansy’s underwear during a game of strip poker and while most of the other guys were ogling her, he was thinking about how the silk would feel on him

He buys a pair, but then they just sit at the bottom of his trunk for about a month and a half

Then he wears them once or twice around the common room under his trousers before he even thinks of telling you

He writes you a note during History of Magic (its not like Binns will notice anyways): “Can you come to my dorm after classes today? I want to show you something.”

So you go thinking its gonna be some gift his mum sent again but you enter the dorm and see him in a pair of silk black panties 

“Honey, you look fantastic!”

You may or may not have torn them off of him 

He may or may not have had to buy another 10 pairs

Neville

Neville sees a girl in a thong in one of his dormmates old magazines and he just gets a little spooked

Because his immediate thought isn’t about you in them

It’s about him in them

So he panics

Slowly but surely, as your relationship progresses he gets a little more bold, in general, since you make his confidence skyrocket when you’re around him

So he wears them around during the day and when he pulls you into a empty classroom you’re a little scared about what he’s gonna do because of the timid look on his face

But he pulls down his trousers to show the pastel yellow thong he’s wearing and he slips on his old cat ears

You let out an audible groan

“Kitten, you look beautiful.”

He blushes and looks down in embarrassment just a little

“Nuh-Uh, don’t you dare look embarrassed kitten, come here.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

Harry

You and Harry had a very honest relationship

He is a rather frank person and is not afraid to tell you want he wants in a relationship, but of course, you know that right out of the gate

Plus after the heels debacle, he knew never to try and hide what he wanted to wear from you

So when he discovers your collection of lingerie, he straight up asks you if he can try them on

“You sure?” “Yes please.” “Yeah ok go ahead, sunshine.”

He grins and snatches his favorite pair, a red set of satin underwear that barely cover anything

“You ready love?” “Of course sunshine, come on out!”

He steps out and you are speechless to say the least

He looks amazing and you pretty much drag him over to sit on your lap while you kiss him

So now he wears panties all the damn time because why not

If he likes it and he’s confident wearing them, you’re all for it

Ron

Ron is still a bit wary about wearing lingerie

He’s been wearing more stereotypically feminine clothes, but wearing panties is a whole other game to him

But you suggested it, and he was willing to try

It takes him a bit to warm up to the idea of lingerie

Ron has you walk him through it, what would be comfortable, what wouldn’t be, and he settles on a pair of black satin ones “They’ll be comfortable, promise!” “If you’re sure...”

You do a trial run where he just kind of lounges around the common room wearing them underneath his normal clothes

By the end of the day he’s hooked on it and you are too

He likes the softness of them

Ron has always felt like he had to be strong, and measure up to his brothers masculinity, but when he’s in the lingerie, he feels like he doesn’t have to conform to that

Anyways yes he likes the panties

Oliver

Oliver saw a pair on you once under your sweatpants when you were cuddling

“Oh, what are these?” “My panties???” “They’re pretty... do they make them for guys?”

Bro was straightforward

So you buy him a pair “I trust your judgement love, buy whatever you want!”

So he ends up with a pair of red silk ones that feel amazing 

He wears them whenever possible

About a week after he starts wearing them, Angelina somehow finds out and the Gryffindor quidditch team dares him to ride on the broom in only his panties

So he tries it... before immediately slipping off and falling on his ass

“Stupid fabric.”

He manages to stay on the second time, and well, now you have a few candid shots of your boyfriend riding a broom in lingerie

Not that you’re complaining

Cedric

I need to stop calling Cedric Pretty boy, but does that mean i will? no

Pretty boy loves you in lingerie

The fabrics are always so pretty

And he has never been shy about this, so he just asks you if he can try on a pair of yours

“Yeah, of course pretty boy go ahead.” he kisses you on the cheek and runs off to find a pair

He puts on a pale yellow satin pair of briefs 

And walks back into your dorm

“Fuck, pretty boy!” “You like it?” “Baby, I adore it!”

Cedric begins wearing them around campus

He likes how his thighs look in them, and soon he starts wearing them under his skirts

If he bends over, you can see it pretty easily, he knows exactly what he’s doing

He tries to rile you up

Fucking tease

Charlie

Charlie is a very muscular person 

It isn’t that he doesn’t like traditionally feminine stuff, he just never thought he had the build for it

It takes a while for him to change his mind, since contrary to popular belief, he is actually pretty insecure

“Don’t you think I’d look strange in them, stocky kid in girls underwear?” “Well, it’s  not just for girls, and no you would not! I happen to think that you would look beautiful!”

He likes that word. Beautiful

People have always described him as handsome, cute, but never beautiful

So he agrees

Maybe it’s something about wizarding Romania that’s more accepting but when the lady at the shop you go to sees that the panties are more fit for Charlie, she winks at the two of you and says to “have fun with those”

So he puts them on and holy shit 

He understands it now

He feels beautiful

Blaise

Blaise likes being pretty lets be real

He doesn’t really give a flying fuck what people think of him

So he jumps on panties real quick

Finds the prettiest pair of emerald panties he can find and he loves them almost immediately

He likes putting on a short skirt and makeup on to top off his whole vibe because why not

Another thing about Blaise is that he is a fucking flirt 

With everyone, not just you

And while you trust that he would never cheat on you or betray you, if he gets a little too flirty with anyone else, all you have to do is creep your hand up to the satin undergarment and give it a little tug to remind him who he belongs to

You, bitch, it’s you

Ok that’s it for now idk what I’m doing next so if you want me to write something please send me an ask. Also I rarely write suggestive/smut fics if you know ways that I can make this better please for the love of god let me know.

This feels like a good time to say that this is the final set of characters. I have 10 right now, and if I keep accepting more people I’ll just end up doing 20 characters every time. I love doing these but I don’t have the time or energy to do every single character, it just would not be good for my mental health. That being said, if you want a specific headcanon of a specific character, please SEND ME AN ASK so I know that you want that directly. I would be more than happy to write it for you.

[roonilwazlibimagines]

hi! I'm the one who requested the reactions of the marauders to you coming out as trans male and I have to say that I totally love it! definitely it is now a comfort fic to me 💕

only if it's not a bother can I request the reactions of the golden trio era to you coming out as trans male as well?

I'm so sorry if it makes you uncomfortable in any way love, if you don't wanna do it just ignore this!

have a great day! 💞

Omg no baby I’m glad I can provide for you ❤️❤️

Harry

I feel like Harry doesn’t really understand (I can’t see the Dursleys ever explaining this to him) but he can tell that it is a big deal to you so he wants to seem encouraging

And he is kinda mumbling and saying brilliant and stuttering because he doesn’t really know what to say

And you can sense the awkwardness and you’re asking if he is okay and you’re feeling really nervous

And then he says that he doesn’t want to be rude but he doesn’t really know what you mean and he listens to you and he is asking all these questions because he is genuinely interested

Draco

I feel like Draco would know enough about it to understand the significance for you but he would also have a few questions

I always feel like Draco has kinda a hard face and an intense stare which kinda makes you nervous

But as soon as you tell him his whole demeanour softens and he becomes the most genuine you’ve ever seen him

And he just makes it so clear that you know he has his support and I feel like he would hold your hand and squeeze it for emphasis

Cedric

If you’re nervous he can tell instantly

And he understands that it is something big so he is trying to make it clear that you can tell him but not to force yourself

And he just has such a kind and caring face and as soon as you tell him he is beaming

And he is just telling you how proud he is of you and how much he supports you

Ron

I feel like Ron’s knowledge would be limited but he knows it’s big for you and he wants to ask you questions but he doesn’t want to seem rude

And because of this I feel like at first it would be a bit awkward because he doesn’t really know what to say and he isn’t speaking and it makes you nervous

But then eventually he breaks the silence and maybe apologised for being quiet but then explains his silence

But then as soon as he makes it clear you have his support you’re both beaming and you answer all his questions and just think his genuine concern his cute

Fred

If you were nervous to tell Fred I feel like at first he would sort still be his trying to be funny self

And he’d be like come on spit it out

Until he realises that it’s actually more serious and then his demeanour changes and he apologises

And then when you tell him he is saying that you had nothing to be nervous about and makes sure you know you have his support

George

George would be able to better tell that it was serious

And he is making sure you know that he is there for you and you can tell him anything

And he would just hype you up and tell you that it calls for a celebration and if you try to say it isn’t a big deal he is telling you that it is because you can be your true self

Also telling you that if anyone even looks at you the wrong way they’ll be on the receiving end of a www product

Neville

Neville would just feel so honoured that you trusted him enough to tell him

And I feel like at first he would be a bit nervous and flustered

But then he would sort of take a deep breath and I feel like he would know exactly what to say

And just being so excited with you and just feeling his genuine support

Oliver

I feel like he would treat it as if it was the most normal thing to him

But he would still hype you up and let you have your moment

And he would tell you how proud he was of you and just praising you for having the confidence to tell him

And getting really defensive or angry if anyone ever said anything about you

Blaise

I feel like Blaise wouldn’t really understand what you meant

And he still has his serious demeanour so you’re a bit concerned about his reaction

And I feel like you’d start rambling about it and attempts to explain it

But then he cuts you off and says that he is proud of you for being your true self and he makes it clear that you have his support even if he still looks very serious

Bill

Bill would just be so excited when you told him

Like he would just beam and be telling you how amazing you are and just wanting you to have your moment

And he is hyping you up and I feel like he would just be your biggest fan and supporter

And just looking so proud and beaming when you told others and he was there and literally just wanting you to shine

Charlie

I feel like he too would just be so excited when you told him

But also making it very clear that he is genuinely proud of you and you have his utmost support

Threatening anyone who even looks at you the wrong way

And just hyping you up and making it his priority to always making sure you were confident

Tom

Tom wouldn’t really understand it

And I feel like he would immediately ask you because he didn’t like not knowing something that he could sense was important

And he would be listening very intently

And I feel like he is the type of person who believes you should be who you are without fear and he would probably be very blunt about telling you this which makes you very flustered but also happy you have his support

Hermione

I feel like she would also be excited for you

And just asking genuine questions and intently listening because she just wants to support you

I feel like she would end up rambling about how she is so happy and proud of you

And eventually she realises what she is doing and gets a bit flustered and apologises because this should be about you

Ginny

Ginny being really concerned if you were nervous to tell her

And then kinda looking relieved once you told her because she thought you were hurt

But then getting really excited for you and telling you how happy she is that you trusted to confide in her

Doesn’t hesitate to hex someone who even looks at you the wrong way

Luna

Luna just listening so intently to you

But also looking so calm and I just know she would say something super weird but it was actually really sweet

And you could just feel her support and she wouldn’t think anything weird of it

Also being a good person to confide to if you had any worries or if people said anything because she is just really blunt and even though what she says is weird it always shows her support

Pansy

Pansy is just so full of support as soon as you tell her

And she is your personal hype person and is always complimenting you and doing her utmost to make you feel confident

Also threatening anyone who looks at you the wrong way

But then instantly going back to her supporting and sincere self as soon as she turns back to you

Fleur

If you were nervous I feel like she would just be so calm and let you know that she was there for you but you didn’t have to tell her if you weren’t read

And I feel like she would know exactly what to say to make you feel confident and supportive

Treating it like it is normal even if you get a bit flustered about it

But also still recognising the significance of it and hyping you up

[fredweesleyismyslut]

Masterlist

A/N: Hey guys! Here’s a collection of my writings because as I was sifting through everything this made me realize I had a lot more writings than I thought I did.  So, this should make it semi easier for you guys to find stuff and I’ll keep it updated for whenever I write more stuff and I’ll put down some fandoms on here that I write for so you guys can send in requests since I’ve decided to finally start writing for other fandoms I love besides Harry Potter.  Anyways, love you guys and stay safe!  Also, please don’t judge my summaries too much as we can tell I suck ass at it I know, I’ll try to get better...but please be nice because I might actually cry:((

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

  Really this Weasel? - Spencer meets your two Older brothers Dean and Sam Winchester.  How will they react to the genius profiler dating their younger sibling?

Really, that Weasel? pt.2 - Spencer get kidnapped by one of the unsubs that the team was tracking down...little do you know there’s a little supernatural twist.

Supernatural

Dean Winchester

We're What?!- Reader is pregnant and starts to reminiscence on how she met Dean as she ponders how she’ll break the news to the pretty hunter.

Harry Potter

Fred Weasley

George/Fred x mreader(NSFW) - Your two best friends Fred and George Weasley decide to get a little frisky with you in the dorm rooms.  

Fred Weasley x muggleborn!reader - The two twins come into the muggle world to get some shopping done and they see you walking about.  You help them around with your friend to find their shopping items.  Overall, it’s just the usual Weasley twin nonsense with a side of fluff.

Rewards & Punishments (NSFW)- Fred goes along with your plan to help your friend get with George so you tease him in class, causing Fred to give you a punishment...or a reward depending on what you like ya nasties.

First I love you (NSFW)- Fred and his twin play a prank on you, and it makes you a little more than upset.  Fred decides to make it up to you...

Falling for you - Fred helps comfort the reader who has an accent after playing a prank on her.

Love Me Not (NSFW)- Fred starts to feel a little jealous about the platonic relationship reader has with Cedric as rumors start to fly around that they’re dating and that they’ve kissed.  So, reader does a little something something to show she loves him, and only him, in the classroom.

George & Fred Weasley x Muggle!Kpop fan reader  - Just headcanons for what it would be like for the Weasley twins to be dating a muggle kpop fan reader who also happens to introduce the boys to the wonderful world of kpop.

George Weasley

You could do better - George Weasley x reader - Draco Malfoy bullies you a bit about dating one of the Weasley twins.  You teach the Malfoy a lesson and have a fluff with George.  It’s cute I promise I just suck at writing summaries:)

Confessions (NSFW)- After the battle of Hogwarts and reader gets hurt in the process and George finds a way to make her feel good in the hospital room;).

I'd Still Choose You - Reader is a famous singer in the muggle world and takes George to one of her meet and greets.  After seeing all the male fans and other good looking idols she’s surrounded by he feels a little insecure and not good enough for her.

Class Has Started(NSFW) - Weasley twins x reader where she gives them a little surprise at home as celebration for opening up their joke shop.  It starts out fluffy and becomes a little more heated after dinner.

Ron Weasley

Not Scared - Ron thought it’d be a good idea to buy amusement park tickets to surprise you and things don’t go the way he planned.

Neville Longbottom

Glad to have you - Neville Longbottom x reader - Neville comes over to spend Christmas at the reader’s house and reader cheers him up because he’s sad about his parents.

Name of the Game - Neville Longbottom x reader - Reader is Bellatrix Lestrange’s daughter and she makes advances on him, even though he rejects her with menace each time.  At the end of the war, Neville comforts her to her surprise.

Draco Malfoy

Trash mouth - Draco asks you, a muggleborn, to come over for Christmas to meet his parents for the first time.  You’re more than nervous and it doesn’t exactly go the way as planned.

Princess - Draco forgets that he called you to meet him in the hallway and you are less than happy to see him chatting with Pansy as he makes you wait.

Draco Malfoy x reader (Kinda fluff?) - During the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch game, you cheer for your boyfriend, Draco, and your friends on the Gryffindor team.  Things get a little out of hand and Draco gets beat up so you cuddle with him a bit.

Never Stop Loving You - After Draco gets the dark mark he starts to distance himself from his muggle girlfriend, afraid that she’ll hate him for what the mark represents.  Overall, very fluffy would recommend if you want to smile.

Sirius Black

Inappropriate gestures - Sirius is a single dad taking care of Harry Potter after Lily and James die.  You come in as his new baby sitter and maybe you’ll be more than a baby sitter?

Inappropriate gestures pt. 2 - You and Sirius get closer as you continue to babysit Harry and Sirius decides to take the 3 of you on a much needed vacation day to the beach.

Sirius Black x reader - Sirius follows you in his animagus form to protect you when you go out to a party.

Remus Lupin

De-stressing (NSFW)-  Remus is the DADA teacher and you decide to help him relax a little in the classroom.

My Hero Academia

Supernatural

BTS

Kim Seokjin

Min Yoongi

Jung Hoseok

  Drag You Down - Jhope x Curvy!reader where reader starts to doubt herself and thinks she’s dragging Hoseok’s idol image down by being with him because she doesn’t fit the typical beauty standard.

Kim Namjoon

Park Jimin

Kim Taehyung

Jeon Jungkook

Mon Lapin Jungkook x-reader - Jungkook x fem!reader where the reader goes to Malta, where they filmed Bon Voyage, together and just quite some wholesome stuff going on here.  (I clearly still suck at summaries this is why I hate writing conclusions for English essays.)

Miscommunications - Jungkook x Noona!reader where Jungkook our little bunny boy, ignores the reader for a bit after they went on their first date and reader starts to think that he didn’t enjoy the date so she goes to confront him.  Little does she know Jungkook was just having a little conflict about something...read to find out.  

Monsta X

SEVENTEEN

Marvel

DC

Batfam

Tim Drake

No More Secrets - Tim Drake x reader where she starts to become exasperated at the fact that he misses dates all the time.  Finally, when he misses their anniversary dinner she calls it quits.

There are more fandoms I write for these are just the ones that I can think of at the top of my head but just so you guys know I basically love most anime and kpop groups so feel free to request it, your wish is my command!!

[fierte-verte]

Hi! Can I request headcanons about being Hermione's twin sister, friends with the trio and eventually starting a relationship with Harry?thank you!

Hi, of course! I had a lot of fun writing this one...Hope you like it!

Being Hermione’s twin sister (and dating Harry) would include:

* playing dentist with hermione in the kitchen

* reading classics under the covers together after lights out

* receiving your hogwarts letter on a sunny day

* “mione can you believe it”

* getting a barn owl whom you name dylan

* making friends with neville when he employs your help to find trevor

* sitting in harry and ron's compartment on the express

* freaking out just a bit once you recognize the boy who lived

* “c-can i touch your scar?”

* finding draco rather cute at first sight

* then scratching it when he calls you a filthy mudblood

* going after neville’s remembrall with harry 

* being spotted by mcgonagall through the window, who then urges you to audition for chaser

* making the team alongside harry—a remarkable feat in the history of hogwarts quidditch

* “godric's beard, george! two first-years on the team!”

* sharing oliver’s competitive streak

* while also having a subtle crush on the gryffindor captain

* defending your sister against ron's unpleasant comments

* “really ronald? that was totally unnecessary and cruel”

* heading to the bathroom to comfort her

* distracting the troll with your charm bracelet, a gift from hermione for acing your first DADA test

* telling jokes to ease a nervous harry before your first quidditch match together

* lulling fluffy to sleep with your voice

* “merlin (y/n) i didn’t know you could sing so well”

* bonding with ginny over your mutual annoyance for ron

* drinking polyjuice potion to pose as pansy parkinson

* almost throwing a punch at draco when he insults you and hermione

* being held back by harry and ron from doing so, unfortunately

* sprinting to the infirmary once news of your sister's petrification reaches you

* sticking by her side while the boys head down to the chamber

* vouching for crookshanks' innocence, since you know he'd never harm another soul

* “you're one to talk ronald, with a rat like that”

* being the only other student who's informed of your sister’s time-turner 

* excelling in your divination and care of magical creatures electives 

* arguing with hermione on the necessity of divination

* “the discipline exists for a reason mione, even if its logic escapes you ”

* spending most of your free time out in the hut with buckbeak and hagrid

* figuring out professor lupin's secret before anyone else

* “you're a splendid teacher to me, to all of us, actually”

* tearing up when oliver hugs you goodbye at his graduation 

* helping hermione make posters for s.p.e.w.

* attending the quidditch world cup in support of ireland

* holding harry’s hand tightly as you two flee from death eaters

* also taking his side when he and ron fall out

* “i believe you harry, that you didn't wish for any of this"

* practicing spells with him for the dragon task

* trying hard to conceal your feelings for harry while he confides in you about cho

* getting rescued from the black lake for harry's second task

* shocking him at the yule ball after you show up with dean in a stunning outfit

* “harry, close your mouth—you're going to swallow a fly or something”

* sharing not-so-discreet grins with hermione across the room as you both twirl away the night

* signing up for D.A. with absolutely no hesitation

* impressing harry with your counter-curses during sessions

* kissing him for the first time on the quidditch pitch after a game

* “finally! i've had just about enough of pining from you two!”

* dueling bellatrix with tonks and sirius at the ministry of magic

* blushing in contentment upon smelling treacle tarts in your amortentia

* telling mclaggen quite harshly to back off from your sister

* nearly growling at ron when you catch him and lavender mid-snog in the common room

* “someone take me out of this misery”

* taking pride in being the first to master apparition among your friends

* letting harry cry into your shoulder when it all gets too much

* watching sadly as hermione obliviates your parents 

* encouraging ron to confess his feelings and advising him on how to do so

* tending to ron's spliched arm in the tent and seeking comfort from the radio together

* trying to distract hermione from thinking about ron’s departure

* pulling harry out of nagini's way at godric’s hollow

* and trying to fix his wand in an attempt to cheer him up

* pushing through the immense pain from bellatrix's torture at the manor

* disguising yourself as narcissa malfoy when entering gringotts

* “don't stop scrunching up your nose and you'll pass” 

* giving harry one last kiss before he goes off into the dark forest

* “you come back to me, harry potter”

* dueling bellatrix to avenge sirius, neville, and yourself

* giving ron and hermione your blessings 

* “what took you two so long really”

* helping to rebuild parts of hogwarts, mainly the quidditch pitch and dorms

* reuniting with your parents in australia shortly afterwards

* teasing ron and hermione to the point where their cheeks look redder than tomatoes

* “so, when can i expect beautiful, ginger bushy-haired babies”

* constantly reminding your sister how beautiful and brilliant of a witch she is

* “you grangers can rule the world together”

* giving her very long hugs whenever you meet, despite never being apart for too long

* going to bed every night knowing you'd always have this sisterly bond to last you through tough times

[99percenthp]

aah quarantine, a time for me to be bored out of my skull and have way too much time on my hands and i fall back on, you guessed, harry potter. I’m going to write a list of all the characters j* r*wl*ng was too coward (and trans/homophobic) to write

Harry Potter: Bisexual as shit. she definitely did do this, just not on purpose and she would definitely never admit to it. that boy was crushing so hard on both cedric and draco he couldn't keep his wand straight for a second

Hermione Granger: also bisexual. pansy? down. her and ginny over the summer? maaayyybee. also as genuinely interested in krum, but never anything super serious. her and Ron were truly made for each other and I stand by that.

Ron Weasley: unfortunately very straight but NOT HOMOPHOBIC SIT THE FUCK DOWN

Fred Weasley: unsure, maybe some form of queer, he didn’t really figure it out because he worked on the business and he had George :(

George Weasley: pansexual. did end up loving angelina, but he might’ve been fooling around with Lee Jordan (who said that? what???)

Ginny Weasley: BI-SEX-UAL. Her and harry were totally into each other (and if you read HBP again, there is definitely either implied sex happening or implied ~other~ stuff happening when they “go out on the grounds”) but  her and luna?? SOOO INTO EACH OTHER.

Charlie Weasley: this is the one i’m least sure about, he’s either ace and just LOVES DRAGONS or he’s like polyamorous af and like him and all of the people that work together are also all in a sexual relationship???

Draco Malfoy: so gay. so bottom. such princess. kink is harry james potter. drag? 

Pansy Parkinson: so gay. such top. absolute boss fem. her and draco are the true embodiment of m|m and w|w solidarity

Luna Lovegood: demisexual. Neville and her were cute and soft, but ginny’s fire stole her soul

Seamus Finnigan: gayyyyyy but like mickey from shameless gay--very very closeted for a long time but also very in love with dean for most if not all of them

Dean Thomas: bisexual, wasn’t pining after seamus like seamus was him because he’s dumb and jock-y so he wasn't until seamus was getting VERY upset about ginny and eventually his feelings exploded from him that dean realized he was also pretty much in love with him

Neville Longbottom: transgender, it was definitely a point of argument in the family that, idk, dropped him out a WINDOW, but his grandma is the best and said Neville u are u, and also asexual but the most romantic boi anyone has ever MET

Minerva McGonagall: gay. her backstory about the muggle lover of her life that died is FAKE it’s j*’s COVERUP of the fact that she is a lesbian ICON and her wife lived in the cottage nearby the school and Minerva tried to get there as often as she could and eventually harry started going over there for sunday tea

Remus Lupin: KING OF THE BISEXUALS. this boy with is fuckin elbow pads and books and lankiness just omfg. so, so bi. so, so in love with SIRIUS FREAKING BLACK. their love story is one of pining and confusion and eventual “jesus sirius just kiss me” in front of wayyy too many people to fully...enjoy it ;)

Sirius Black: basically as gay as draco malfoy, with wayyy less reserve. “prongs, does my scarf make me look gay? pls tell me it does, moony needs to know i’m gay” “pads, shut UP” 

Nymphadora Tonks: pansexual, nonbinary. they and ginny had wayyyy too much fun at grimmauld place, you could FEEL the sexual tension. they and remus DID sleep together so Teddy DOES  exist but they were so not in love, it was like a “what if” that turned into an “oh shit” but they were both all in for this baby

PLEASE feel free to add on :))

[drarry-fanfiction7]

Truly, Madly, Deeply - Chapter 4

(can also be read on ao3)

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3

Chapter 4 - Never Be The Same

Something must've gone wrong in my brain Got your chemicals all in my veins .... It's you, babe And I'm a sucker for the way that you move, babe And I could try to run, but it would be useless You're to blame Just one hit of you, I knew I'll never be the same - Never Be The Same by Camila Cabello

It was the day after the party and Pansy, Blaise, Draco and Greg were sitting in the Slytherin common room, Pansy with her legs crisscrossed on the floor and the three boys in front of her on the couch. Both Pansy and Blaise had packages full of candy on their hands that their parents had sent them and they were sharing with the other two boys. It was a habit they had since first year, every time they received candy from home they would share with each other, and they still did it to these days. They had decided that staying inside the common room was the best decision for the day for a diversity of reasons.

Firstly, they were tired after the party. It had ended late and they had gone to bed in the early morning, sleeping in until it was almost time for lunch, so they really didn’t want to do anything that would take too much energy. They just wanted to relax and not worry about anything, except maybe for homework later. They also wanted to let the students from the other houses talk about the party without having the people who organized it anywhere near them. They wanted the other students to gossip about the party, maybe tell the younger people and the ones who had skipped the party how good it had been. They wanted them to show the school that Slytherins could be good and plot good things. The party had also been for that reason. It had had the purpose of having fun and unifying the houses, but it was also to show a different side of the Slytherin house, the side that could have fun and that would be nice to people, the side that so many Slytherins had but never showed because they were never given a chance to.

The weather had been the last push they needed to be completely against leaving the common room. It was nearing the end of October and both the grey clouds that covered the sky and the wind that rippled through the trees invited the Hogwarts students to stay inside the castle. It was cold outside, so staying in the common room near the fireplace was the best place to be. “I’m really glad the party went well,” Pansy said while looking through the candy until she found her favourite. Even though they had tried to stay positive and not let doubt get them down and even though they never showed how afraid of the outcome they were, they had still worried that the party would have been a complete distaste. From people leaving in the middle of the party, to insults being thrown around and fights breaking out, almost every horrible scenario had gone through their heads at least once. To see that the party had been a success was a relief for them, it had been all they wanted and having it was an amazing feeling. “It was a really good party,” Greg agreed. “I had a lot of fun.” “With Neville, wasn’t it?” Pansy smirked. “He’s cute,” Greg shrugged with a grin. “Who would have thought that what the three of you needed to finally go down the romance lane was a party with people from the other houses,” Blaise smirked. “What romance lane?” Draco asked. “Why aren’t you including yourself in that sentence?” Pansy raised her eyes from the bag of candy to meet Blaise’s mischievous gaze.

Blaise grinned, the questions obviously amusing him to no end. “To answer your question, Pansy,” he decided to answer hers first since Draco’s reaction would certainly be funnier. “I didn’t include myself because I didn’t need help from a party to go down the romance lane. I don’t need any help with that, I just have to go outside.” “You’re awfully conceited, you idiot,” Pansy slapped his knee. “Eighteen years of friendship and this is how you treat me?” Blaise put a hand on his chest over his heart. “You wound me.” “Stop being a big baby,” she slapped his knee again. He stuck his tongue out childishly and she rolled her eyes. It was always amusing to watch Pansy and Blaise bickering, they were like the annoying cousins who were always throwing insults back and forth but that no one told to stop because it was funny to watch them getting worked up. “Now, Draco,” Blaise turned to look at him. “Don’t act all innocent, you know exactly what I’m talking about.” “Do I?” Draco raised an eyebrow. “Does the name Harry Potter ring any bells?” “It rings some, yes.” Blaise looked at him unimpressed and Draco tried not to laugh. “But, seriously now,” Pansy interrupted. “What was all that with Potter?” “It was mostly yours and Ginny’s doing,” he said. “And you should be thanking us,” Pansy shrugged. “You enjoyed every minute you spent near him.” “Don’t be ridiculous,” he scoffed. “Are you seriously going to try and deny it?” Greg asked in disbelief. They all knew that Draco had liked to spend time with Harry, they were always bickering but they managed to go a night without getting at each other’s throats. On the contrary, actually, they had managed to talk calmly and not get on each other’s nerves. And they had danced together. The three of them had seen the dance and the look on their friend’s face. Pansy rolled her eyes. “You enjoyed it, especially the dance. Don’t think I didn’t notice.” “Notice what?” “Your blush and heart eyes.” Draco gaped at her. He didn’t remember having blushed. And heart eyes? He surely hadn’t got those. He couldn’t have. Blaise laughed at Draco’s face, almost choking on the candy he was eating. “Don’t feel embarrassed, Draco! You like him, we understand.” “I don’t like him,” Draco scowled. “Of course not,” Pansy grinned. Draco was going to answer but was interrupted by Anthony, a 5th year Slytherin, who stopped next to the couch and smiled at them. “Am I interrupting?” “We're just making fun of Draco don't worry, we'll come back to it later.” Draco scoffed. He was sure his friends wouldn't let the subject go, they would keep on teasing him for one week, at least. Probably more. “I just wanted to tell Draco that the Headmistress wants to meet up with him tomorrow.” “What time?” “After lunch in her office.” “Do you know why?” “I think it’s because of the Quidditch game.” “The Quidditch game? But I don’t even play.” “I don’t know more, sorry.” “No worries, I’ll see what she wants tomorrow. Thanks, Anthony.” “No problem,” the boy smiled and went back to his friends. “Didn’t even remember that the first Quidditch game is next week,” Pansy said. “Why do you think she wanted to talk to me?” Draco asked, all the possibilities running through his mind. “She probably wants you to comment the games again.” “She hated it when I commented last year.” Patricia Lewis was a 7th year Slytherin the prior year and she was usually the one who commented the Quidditch games during their 5th year. However, in the middle of the school year she had gotten sick and couldn’t comment on the Ravenclaw-Hufflepuff game and they had needed someone to step in and comment. Blaise had jokingly said that Draco would do it, but the professors hadn’t taken it as a joke and so he had ended up as the commentator for that game. Needless to say that the majority of the professors hadn’t found it funny when Draco had criticized everything the Quidditch players did, even without knowing anything about the game. “Maybe they’re desperate,” Blaise shrugged. “I mean, that’s the only reason why they would invite you to comment again.” “Fuck off,” Draco slapped the back of his head. “Maybe your charm convinced them,” Pansy said, “We’ll only know tomorrow.” “At least you’re flattering, unlike some asshole,” he glared at Blaise who just chucked.

“Come in, Mr. Malfoy.” Draco stepped inside the Headmistress’ office and sat on the chair in front of her desk. She looked like she had been waiting for him, a disapproving frown on her face, the previous headmasters that were on their portraits behind her looking him down, all except Dumbledore who seemed amused, he noticed that Professor Snape wasn’t in his portrait, it seemed like almost no Hogwarts Headmaster approved of lateness. “I’m sorry, Headmistress, there was a little problem on the Slytherin table with Blaise and I stayed with him for a bit.” “I am well aware of what happened with Mr. Zabini at lunch,” the disapproving frown was even more prominent on her face. Almost as soon as Blaise had started eating, his fork had jumped out of his hand and started flying around his head, Blaise had almost grabbed it when it fell to the table with a loud noise. He glared around the Slytherin table and at anyone who was looking at him, a grimace on his face. They had thought that had been it, that nothing more would happen the rest of lunch, but they had been wrong. When Blaise had gone to grab his goblet to take a sip from it, the thing had started flying right in front of his face, carefully since it didn’t spill but fast enough that Blaise hadn’t been able to catch it before it was too late. It had flown until it stopped just above Blaise’s head and the water inside it had spilt on top of his head before anyone had had time to react. Blaise had been shocked, but his expression changed to one of anger right after; Draco had tried to stop himself from laughing, but he hadn’t been able to contain himself and neither had the other Slytherins. Pansy had had the decency to throw a drying charm in Blaise’s direction, but she, too, had chuckled at their friend. “Needn’t I remind you that if I find out who pulled that prank on Mr. Zabini, that person will be punished accordingly,” she peered at him from the top of her glasses like she was aware that he knew who had pranked Blaise. “Do you have any idea who could have done it, Mr. Malfoy?” He knew who had done it, but he wouldn’t tell her. He had seen Ron grinning smugly from the Gryffindor table, Neville chuckling softly into his hand, Hermione, Harry and Ginny not even bothering to hide their laughter. He knew it had been Ron and Blaise knew it, too, but none of them would tell the Headmistress, they were Slytherins and they could deal with a little prank all on their own. Blaise had been mad when it had happened, but by the time Draco had left him with Pansy and Greg, he was already laughing and planning what he could do to make Ron pay for the prank he had pulled. “I don’t know who it was,” Draco shook his head. “Well, then,” Draco thought he saw a little smile on the Headmistress' face, but it was gone so fast he couldn’t even be sure. “I asked you to come here because I need to ask you something.” “What is it?” Draco sat straighter in his chair. “Would you want to comment next week’s Quidditch game?” “Headmistress, with all due respect, I don’t know anything about Quidditch, you saw it when I commented last year.” “I did, indeed, Mr. Malfoy, and it wasn’t my idea to have you comment the game,” the look on her face told Draco that having him commenting a game of Quidditch again was the last thing she wanted him to do. “Then why do you want me to do it?” “Some of the Quidditch players from both Hufflepuff and Gryffindor teams have come to me to ask me for a favour, they said that your criticism prompts them to play better and they requested that I ask you to do it again this year.” “But, it doesn’t make any sense.” “Doesn’t it, Mr. Malfoy? If you had someone who doesn’t understand potions come to you and criticize everything you did, what would you do?” “I would ignore them, but do everything I could to be even better than I am and make them eat their words,” he answered truthfully, already seeing where she was going with the conversation. “Then, I think you understand perfectly well why they want you to comment on the games.” “Yes, I do understand, Headmistress. I’ll comment the game.” Professor McGonagall nodded, a little smile replacing the frown that had been on her face. They discussed the little details about the game and what Draco would have to do before he could leave her office. “Mr. Malfoy,” she called one last time once he was at the door. “Do refrain from making inappropriate comments.” “I’ll try, Headmistress,” he joked when he saw the amusement in her eyes, no doubt remembering how he had made a certain comment about one of Hufflepuff’s ex-beaters.

Draco had had some more appointments with the Headmistress during the week, she had wanted to make sure that he didn’t say anything inappropriate, not that the appointments would stop him if he had something to say. He also had had to watch the Slytherin team training so that he could learn something about Quidditch and be able to make more accurate comments during the game. Now, it was Sunday and Draco was sitting at the Slytherin table, listening to Blaise and Greg going over their strategy for the game while he pretended to understand what they were saying. The conversation between the Slytherins was interrupted when two Gryffindors approached the table, Phoenix, a 6th year that played on the Quidditch team, and Taylor, his friend. “Zabini, Goyle, good luck for the game, you'll need it,” Phoenix said. “You think we are the ones who need luck? Think again,” Greg smirked. “We'll see about that,” Taylor shrugged. “Yes, we will,” Blaise raised an eyebrow at them challenging. The Gryffindors glared at them, clearly not liking to see that the Slytherins were confident in their victory; it surprised Draco how they seemed to think that Greg and Blaise’s attitude was something completely abnormal, since it was the way the two of them had always acted, confident and challenging, never backing down. “What’s happening here?” Harry’s voice sounded behind Draco who turned around to see him and Ginny looking at their teammates. “We were just wishing them good luck for the game,” Phoenix explained. “For some reason, I can’t really believe that that was all you were doing,” Harry said.

“I think you should go eat something. I want you ready for the game on time,” Ginny snapped. “Of course, captain,” Taylor nodded, dragging Phoenix, who was still glaring, to the Gryffindor table. Draco knew that Ginny was the captain of the Gryffindor team that year. At first, he had doubted that the girl had it in her to be a good captain, but just this little display showed him that he had underestimated Ginny a whole lot, maybe because he didn’t know her at all. The Gryffindor could be in control, she could make people listen to her and she could be a good captain, Draco saw that now. “Sit down, guys, or are you just gonna stand there?” Pansy raised an eyebrow. Harry looked over at the Gryffindor table before nodding at Pansy and sitting down on the vacant place next to Draco while Ginny sat next to the other girl. Over at his house’s table, their friends were looking at them. Some of them looking like they had eaten a particularly bad lemon, some of them with little appreciative smiles like they liked the house unity representation and some didn’t even acknowledge it at all, acting as if it was completely normal for Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley, two Gryffindors, to seat at the Slytherin table. “You can go to your table if you want to. I only suggested that you seat here so that you wouldn’t just stand there,” Pansy said when she noticed that they were looking at the other table. “No, I don’t mind sitting here.” “Have you eaten already?” Greg asked. “Yeah, I had just finished when I noticed that Taylor and Phoenix were here,” Harry paused. “I’m sorry, by the way, they can be a little competitive.” “Don’t worry, they didn’t hurt our feelings.” “And it’s not like we aren’t used to this kind of treatment, they might be competitive, but that wasn’t all that was about,” Blaise shrugged. “We know that they don’t like us because we are Slytherins, winning against us tastes a little bit sweeter than winning against the other houses.”

Harry was going to open his mouth to answer, maybe try to deny what all of them knew to be true, but Draco wasn’t about to let him to it, it would just be a waste of time because, at the end of the day, Harry knew as much as them that being a Slytherin came with the price of prejudice from most people of the other houses. “Don’t bother, Harry, you know he’s right. You once thought like Taylor and Phoenix, too.” “Yeah, but I don’t think like that anymore,” he turned to look at Draco before looking at the others too. “You are much more than everyone thinks, you are amazing people and I’m really glad we decided to put everything behind our backs and get to know each other better. I like spending time with you, I won’t stop because some prejudiced idiots from my house can’t see past the colour you wear.” The Slytherins stayed quiet for a little bit, it was weird to hear someone say such things about them, someone who was looking at them honestly like he meant every word he had said, someone who didn’t look wary of them at all. It was impossible to think that Harry was lying, his emotions were always clear on his face and this time wasn’t an exception. “Thanks, Harry,” Pansy smiled at him. “It’s really good to hear someone say that.” “You don’t need to thank me for saying the truth.” Blaise and Greg went back to their conversation after that, Pansy smiled at them before getting up and leaving to go finish her homework before the game and taking Ginny with her. Draco decided that he should talk to Harry and explain to him why what he had said meant so much to them. “Harry, do you wanna take a walk?” Harry looked at him in wonder, probably trying to understand why exactly Draco Malfoy would want to spend time with him, but he just shrugged, before getting up and waiting for Draco to do the same, and they left the Great Hall together. “Is there something you want to talk to me about?” Harry asked while they were walking down the corridor towards the big door that would lead them to the outside. “Can’t I just want to spend some time with you?” Draco teased; although he did want to talk to him, he also wouldn’t pass the opportunity to see Harry trying to come up with an answer. “Well, I mean, of course, you can. But, you know it’s not usual for you to want to spend time with me. So, I just thought that there might be a reason,” he stuttered, not disappointing Draco. Draco chuckled. “Don’t you worry your pretty little head, Little Lion, I was just teasing you.” “Oh,” Harry blushed, maybe because he didn’t understand that Draco was teasing him or maybe because of the nickname. A nickname that had slipped past Draco’s lips without his consent, without him even thinking about it. It was inside his head one moment and the next one it was out of his mind, not even giving him time to process it. “Actually,” Draco started once they were outside the castle, changing the subject and trying not to think about what he had called Harry just moments ago. “There was something I wanted to talk to you about.” “Knew it,” Harry laughed. “What is it.” “Firstly, I wanted to thank you for what you said back there, it meant a lot.” “I already said that you don’t have to thank me, I just spoke the truth.” Draco shook his head and stopped walking. “I also want to explain why it meant so much to us,” he said when Harry stopped next to him. Harry gave him an encouraging nod and the both of them sat on the grass, looking at the castle, Draco trying to find where to start what he wanted to say and Harry waiting for him to be ready to talk. “It all started on the first day at Hogwarts,” Draco started. “Do you remember what you felt like when the hat said you were a Gryffindor?” “I remember feeling really proud and happy, there were people clapping and smiling at me, I felt like I belonged.” “That is how every first year should feel when they are placed in their houses, but I didn’t feel like that and I doubt any other Slytherin does. When I was placed in Slytherin I felt proud, don’t get me wrong, I knew I was in the house that would help me be better and great and where I belonged. Where I was supposed to be. But then came the looks. You don’t know what it feels like because no one ever looked at you in that way, but from the moment I was placed in Slytherin, students from the other houses started looking at me warily, they always looked away and never talked much to us, it was bad. I hated the first weeks here because of that. The older Slytherins knew what it was like because they had gone through the same, so they were our biggest support and help. They taught us how to ignore the looks, how to make people believe that we don’t care, how to put on a façade. They were always there for us and that is probably why the house is so united in its own way, we help our own because we are the only ones that are always there. What you said meant a lot, Harry. No one has ever looked at us with such openness and honesty and told us that they enjoyed our company, no one from the other houses had ever bothered to get to know us better. But you and your friends? You’re doing it willingly and that means everything to us. Especially after everything that happened and with us in particular. Our past isn’t the brightest at all. What I’m trying to say is, we might not say it to your faces, that’s just not who we are, but we really appreciate you and everything you’re doing for us and for house unity. I just thought you should know it.” Harry was looking at him like he had never seen him before by the time Draco had finished. It was overwhelming for Draco to talk about what he felt so openly, to show so many emotions and to let someone see what was going on inside him, but Harry made it hard not to open up. He had been so kind and honest, Draco had felt like he needed to do the same, he felt like he needed to let Harry know everything. “I had never thought about things from the Slytherin perspective,” Harry interrupted the silence. “And you were right, I did think like that for all these years, but I am glad that I’m getting the chance to change my opinion.” They stayed in silence for a little while, Harry was trying to make him see that he understood what he had been through, at least to some extent, and that he appreciated Draco telling him what he was thinking; he didn’t need to be worried about Draco not seeing it, though, Draco knew that Harry was thankful for the truthfulness, and that was all the reassurance he needed to know that telling Harry had been a good decision. “I think I get why it was so important for you to hear me say what I did. And I’ll say it again and again if you need me to.”

Harry smiled at him then, a bright, happy smile that made Draco all too aware of how beautiful Harry looked with it on his face, a smile that Draco wanted to see more often. Harry moved his hand to grab Draco’s in his and squeezed it softly.

Draco smiled back at him, amazed by how easy it was with Harry. The noise of people leaving the castle towards the Quidditch pitch interrupting their moment and alerting them to the hour. “We should get going, the game will start soon,” Harry said. The both of them got up and smiled at each other as a goodbye, Harry going to the castle to be with his team and Draco going to the pitch where he would help Madame Hooch prepare everything. “Potter,” he called making Harry turn to look at him again. “Good luck on the game.”

“Ginny Weasley of Gryffindor takes the Quaffle immediately after it is in the air,” Draco starts, he still wonders why he agreed to comment the game. “I can’t believe you didn’t catch it, Caleb, it was right in front of your face.” From the corner of his eye, Draco saw the Headmistress scowl at his biased comment and he smiled cheekily at her, after all, this kind of comments were apparently one of the reasons they wanted him as a commentator. The game kept going back and forth like that for a while, Gryffindor was the first to score, but Slytherin retaliated immediately and the game stayed 10-10 for a while. “What are you doing, Greg? You’re a beater for a reason, you're supposed to stop the Bludger from hitting your teammates, not let it pass by you,” Draco scoffed. The ball had flown by Greg and had almost hit Daisy Clarke, one of the Slytherin chasers, causing her to lose the Quaffle to Amy Dean, one of the Gryffindor chasers. “Good job, Sophie,” Draco said when the girl stopped the ball from going through one of the loops. “It seems like you’re the only one who knows how to play this game.” “That’s it, Phoenix, hit your own team’s other beater with the bludger, good work,” Draco said cheerfully. The points kept going like that, the two teams were almost always tied. If Slytherin scored, Gryffindor did it right after. The biggest difference in the score had happened when Daisy Clarke, Slytherin chaser, had been hit on the arm by a bludger and had to leave the game for a few minutes. Thankfully, she had been able to go back to the game quickly and they had been able to tie the game again. “It seems like the seekers have spotted the snitch,” Draco said into the mic, looking at where Blaise and Harry were chasing each other. The game was tied then, and it seemed like it would stay like that, the result completely in the hands of the seekers, whoever team caught the snitch would win. “Come on, Blaise, is that what you call being fast?” Draco thought he heard Blaise scream a “fuck off” when he passed by where he was commenting. “Good try, Lexi,” he told Gryffindor's keeper when the Quaffle went through the loop. “You should ask Sophie for some lessons.” The voices around the pitch grew louder, the crowd going wild and more enthusiastic when both Blaise and Harry dived in, looking like they caught sight of the snitch again. They were chasing each other frantically, the snitch seemed to be teasing them, going up and then down, not giving them a chance to catch it. It was a hypnotic dance and Draco couldn’t take his eyes off of them, he had even forgotten that there were more player and more things going on in the pitch, not commenting on anything except the two seekers. His inability to avert his eyes from the two of them, while not really thinking about the words coming out of his mouth, was the reason why he said what he said. “You have a really nice ass, Potter, but you can’t just bend over your broom like that.” Draco noticed what he said when he saw Harry’s broom stop suddenly, going over his words in his head and feeling his cheeks colour slightly when he processed it. He had just said that in front of the whole crowd, it was kind of embarrassing, but Draco wouldn’t take it back. Especially because Harry’s distraction after his commented had been everything Blaise had needed to leave him behind and close his hand around the little golden ball. And when the crowd went wild, Draco realized three things. Slytherin had won the game, maybe thanks to his comment; The Headmistress was glaring at him and he would surely be in trouble for it; And that he couldn’t deny the attraction he felt for Harry anymore, he couldn’t and he wouldn’t.

The Headmistress had scolded Draco as soon as the commotion in the pitch had moved away from it. She had been mad about his biased comments, but the comment about Harry had been the final straw of her patience. She seemed more angered about this comment than about the one he had made the year before about the Hufflepuff player, but Draco suspected it was because his comment had distracted Harry enough to give Slytherin the victory. Although Headmistress, she was still Gryffindor after all. As a punishment, she had given him a week of detention and made him go put the things they had used for the game back inside the broom closet, a clear instruction not to use any magic. He was straightening some brooms, mumbling complains to himself when he heard someone enter. He turned around to look at the door, Harry was standing there, in his usual uniform, having already showered, broom on his hand and blush on his face. “I just came to return the broom, I broke mine this summer and I had to borrow one of the school ones.” Draco nodded and moved until he was in front of Harry. He took the broom out of his hand and leaned it against the wall, before looking back at the boy. “You can leave it, I have to clear up things here, anyway.” “Why do you have to do it?” “Let's just say that the Headmistress didn't like my comments very much,” he took in the way Harry blushed and added, “not that I lied with any of them.” Harry looked down, seemingly finding their shoes interesting. It was endearing to say the least, seeing Harry as red as his tie, stuttering words and not looking at Draco’s eyes, it was cute and Draco couldn't help but smile. He couldn't take his eyes off of the beautiful boy in front of him. Draco moved his hand to Harry's cheek, making him look up at him and smiled slightly at the pretty green eyes that met his. He leaned down, noses touching and eyes closing. Draco couldn't believe that it was happening, but it was everything he had been wanting since their dance. “Harry, are you in here?” Ron’s voice coming from outside the broom closet made them jump apart. Harry stuttered something that Draco hadn't been able to hear and left the closet as fast as he could. Draco sighed when Harry disappeared, sad about the opportunity they had missed, but determined to make it happen again and this time finish what they had started.

[llady-peculiar]

My opinion on popular ships in my weird fandoms

Hollowheart (Jacob x Enoch)

Where do you see romance?! I can't see it.

Dip

Romione (Ron x Hermione)

I like it a lot because, contrary to popular belief, it isn't forced. They gradually fall for each other, from Ron trying to defend her when Draco calls her a mudblood in second year, to Hermione being angry that Ron is in a relationship with someone else in sixth year. They each try to hide it before finally just kissing. I love them together.

Ship

Drarry (Draco x Harry)

Okay I ship it just a little bit.

Ship

Fugh (Fiona x Hugh)

They are adorable together. Case closed.

Ship

Enorace (Enoch x Horace)

They're sooo cute

Ship

Hinny (Harry x Ginny)

I like them together.

Ship

Dramione (Draco x Hermione)

Not really... Considering the fact that she punched him once, and he used a racial slur against her. But if they got past that, I could see them being friends, at most.

Dip

Wolfstar (Remus x Sirius)

THIS IS THE BEST ONE!!! I love them, they're great together

Ship

Dransy (Draco x Pansy)

They... Pansy's just a whole bunch of crazy and Draco doesn't need to add that on his plate. But other than that I kinda like it.

Ship (kind of)

Fralice (Frank x Alice)

Yes! They are MEANT for each other

Ship

Snily (Snape x Lily)

Yeah, Snape loved her. But he went about it the wrong way, and he lost her. Deal with it.

Dip

Jily (James x Lily)

I ship it SO much. Not only because James changed for her, but because she was forgiving enough to become friends, and then they became something more.

Ship

Rona (Rolf x Luna)

Their kids are cute, but I don't think Luna loves him. She lost everyone she loved, and thought if she didn't love Neville it would save him. She pushed him away, and that shows that she couldn't be with someone she truly loved.

Dip

Charry (Cho x Harry)

If Cho was really so confused, she should've worked on herself before flinging herself into a relationship with Harry just because.

Dip

Deamus (Dean x Seamus)

I mean ... The romance wasn't really there... But I feel like it had to be

Ship

Nuna (Neville x Luna)

I think it's cute! They both never really got the attention the deserved, and were never seen to their full intelligence. They turn to each other, and finally someone understands.

Ship

Drapple (Draco x Apple)

Mmhmm.

Ship

Dorlene (Dorcas x Marlene)

Yeah. I mean, we need some badass Hogwarts lesbians. And these two are perfect for the job. (I'm much more excited about this than I seem. This is my favorite ship!)

Ship

BlacKinnon (Sirius x Marlene)

They're the coolest kids at Hogwarts and this ship is their cool baby.

Ship

Tomione (Voldy x Hermione)

Whoever came up with this needs to be slapped. But I can kind of see them hitting it off?

DIP

Remphydora (Remus x Tonks)

She loves him! And he loves her, and they're perfect together and that's that.

Ship

Emwyn (Emma x Bronwyn)

I don't see it, honestly. The concept is cute, but I just don't see it.

Jemma (Jacob x Emma)

Here we have another set of teenagers who threw themselves into a relationship. I'm sure that they could work into in AMOD, but for now, they're a dip.

Dip

Invisabee (Millard x Hugh)

It isn't there, but the love of the fandom just made it appear, honestly. They're SO adorable!

Ship

Prinxiety (Roman x Virgil)

They're in love.

Ship

Moxiety (Patton x Virgil)

No... That would he incest, because Patton is the dad, and Virgil is the son.

Analogical (Virgil x Logan)

You can totally see it, and it's cute and all, but the only reason I ship it is because Virgil once hissed at Logan.

Ship

Logicality (Logan x Patton)

Okay, there is so much I could say here, but all I have to say is that they are by far the cutest ship in the history of ships.

Ship

[artofcrumbs]

Ayeeee it’s my fave day! Wibbit Wednesday 👶🏻🐸🎄

December is right around the corner 😆

[ao3feed-snape]

The Lion, the Hamster and the Snakes

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3i0AcBi

by Ale_aesthetic

Harry Potter liked to walk by himslef after dinner, wandering Hogwarts and getting to know every nook and cranny of his self-declared home. It was a night like many others, just after his third year had started, when the sound of someone crying led him to become fast friends with a little Slytherin who looked much like a cute baby hamster. Harry, Ron and Hermione will try to put a stop to prejudices in Hogwarts, with the unexpected help of a bunch of Slytherins.

Or what happens when Harry Potter helps a little snakelet who looks much more like an hamster than she does a snake, tries to put a stop to bullism and blood purism and gets a bunch of Slytherin friends as a side effect.

I'm not very good at plot summaries, but give the story a try!

Words: 6621, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Gen

Characters: Harry Potter, Slytherin Students, Gryffindor Students, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, George Weasley, Fred Weasley, Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Percy Weasley, Cormac McLaggen, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Original Hogwarts Professors, Peter Pettigrew, Millicent Bulstrode, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Draco Malfoy, Blaise Zabini, Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnigan, Neville Longbottom

Relationships: they are children!, nothing yet please, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Harry Potter & Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter & Fred Weasley & George Weasley, Seamus Finnigan & Neville Longbottom & Harry Potter & Dean Thomas & Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger & Harry Potter, Harry Potter & Slytherin Students, Millicent Bulstrode & Harry Potter, Remus Lupin & Harry Potter, Harry Potter & Severus Snape, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter

Additional Tags: Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Smart Harry Potter, Sweet Harry Potter, sensitive Harry Potter, Harry Potter Doesn't Like Bullies, Good Slytherins, Slytherins Being Slytherins, Smart Ron Weasley, Smart Hermione Granger, BAMF Harry Potter, Person of Color Harry Potter, Person of Color Hermione Granger, Black Hermione Granger, Book 3: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Powerful Harry Potter, Magically Powerful Harry Potter, Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships, Hogwarts Inter-House Friendships, Hogwarts Inter-House Rivalries, Gryffindor & Slytherin Inter-House Friendships, BAMF Fred Weasley, BAMF George Weasley, Annoying Draco Malfoy, Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter), Pureblood Politics (Harry Potter), Racism, Fantastic Racism, Blood Purism, Not Beta Read, No Beta We Die Like Dobby

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3i0AcBi

[viv-heart]

From a post that was floating around tumblr: Person A and B are raising dragons professionally and are the only one business known doing that since dragon eggs are fucking expensive and rare. Because you got to have heavily advanced knowledge and equipment to raise those cute little shits, Person A and B are living somewhere outside in the woods with a giant specifically built barn, and people from all over the world come to them, to bring them their eggs. U go.

AN: Neville/Luna was added in another message

“Neville! What a surprise!” Harry called out when he saw him approach.It was the gang’s usual Friday night out, a tradition they started when they all took their 8th year at Hogwarts, but Neville hadn’t come for quite some time now. Neville returned the smile and thanked Hannah, who had placed a beer in front of him.“On the house,” she said and he blushed. Neville knew, that she had had a crush on him back in the day, but it hadn’t worked out for one reason or another.“Come on man, tell us what you’ve been up to!” a slightly drunk Seamus pat his back. He didn’t have to take his 8th year, but as his boyfriend Dean had, he had joined their Friday night activities quite early on.“Come on people, let the man have a drink before you start your questioning.” Nobody but Neville was surprised that it was Draco Malfoy who spoke those words.“Thank you,” Neville said and Draco rised his glass in a silent salute. It was only then, that he noticed Hermione sitting awfully close to him. Things had changed quite a lot since the Hogwarts days it seemed. “But seriously,” Seamus ignored Draco, “what were you doing? I mean you practically disappeared!”Neville scratched the back of his head. “Well, a lot of funny things happened and one thing came to another and...”“Spit it out!” Pansy Parkinson said from the other end of the table and Neville startled. He hadn’t expected her to care“I am rising dragon babies together with Luna,” he blurted out and Dean choked on his drink.“What?” Ginny leaned over the table, ignoring Seamus who was patting Dean’s back next to her.“You see, Luna and I met during the year I spent traveling-”“You mean the year you looked for rare plants and such?” Hermione asked with interest.“Yep. She was looking for a rare breed of nargles and anyway,” Neville was sure he was red as a tomato by now, “we fell in love and decided to travel together.”The whole table was hanging on his every word now - they were all starved for gossip, as always. “And well, we met Newt Scammander, you know the guy who wrote Fantastic Beasts, and he introduced us to some people because he liked Luna and-”“Does this have a point?” Pansy interrupted. “And don’t forget to breath, Longbottom. The last thing we need is for you to faint.”Harry elbowed her slightly to shut her up but she only glared at him.“Anyway, let’s just say we ended up with a hightech research and care facility for baby dragons. As many of you might know it’s difficult and dangerous to hatch and raise baby dragons because they are quite unpredicatable,” Harry, Ron and Hermione exchanged knowing glances at that, “and apparently Luna has a talent with them.”“Speaking of which, where is she?” Ginny asked.“Babysitting of couse,” Neville smiled at her and took a drink, all the talking having made his troat sore. “Being a parent is a full time job.”

[flitwick]

for @panevillenet‘s gtkom challenge!

dusk’s kiss

pairing: neville longbottom & pansy parkinson

word count: 379

((notes: so for my fave trope.. i chose frenemies!! with benefits!! holla. also there is, like, one swear and it’s kind post-coitus so PG-13? sO much love to @softcurses and @roxannweasley for helping me out!!))

“Stop looking me like that,” Pansy grumbled from between the crumpled silk eggshell sheets. She laid the back of her wrist over her eyes, protecting her face from being drenched in the sweet, golden hour sunshine pouring through the sliver of periwinkle curtains cracked open to the left of them.

“Like what?” he asked shyly, softly, albeit with something else lacing his voice. Something vulnerable. He had a smile on his face. The type of smile that people write poetry and shit about.

Neville rolled from his back to his stomach to lean on his crossed arms while he gazed at her. Just gazed. With his eyes of gold protected by pale angel lashes, and through his wispy, baby blond hair hanging over his forehead. And, Merlin, when his full pouty lips grazed the edge of her shoulder, she felt her entire spine quiver in anticipation.

He felt warm. He felt like—like home. Like peach cream popsicles, and pink frilly satin blouses, and the warm summer sun on her face, and the gooseflesh consuming her body. He felt familiar. As if she couldn’t carve herself out from them—whatever them was—and as if he shared every tangled limb and every breath with her.

Pansy groaned, burrowing herself under the canopy of their comforter’s heat for a little while longer. “God, you’re annoying.”

“And you’re cute.”

“Don’t call me cute.”

“I can’t help it; you look cute with the sunset on your neck.”

“Fuck, Longbottom, what trashy, self-published novel for blokes without game did you dig that gem out of?"

His hands trailed under the sheets until it met her hips. He brought her closer until she couldn’t distinguish his large hands splayed out over her bare stomach from her own skin. And Pansy felt something warm unfurl at the bottom of her stomach like ribbons as he placed a gentle kiss on the freckles splattering her shoulders. So. So—she turned around and said something, anything, to stop that—to stop them—and if it means swallowing every semblance of courtesy in favor of mumbling—

“Just. Just stop looking at me like you’re in love with me or something.”

—then she’ll say just that. Until the sun sets. And until dawn rises again and whirls her back into his arms.

[alindakb]

Dear Harry / Forever Yours, Draco - 25 September 1992 - by Alinda

25 September 1992

Dear Tom,

I believe I made an even bigger mess of everything. Because of this situation with Harry, I’m losing all my real friends. Ron and Hermione cornered me last week. Hermione demanded to know what was wrong with me, asking if I didn’t realise how much I was hurting Harry by behaving the way I do. She said that Harry didn’t deserve this. I wanted to tell her that she’s right, that I also believe that Harry doesn’t deserve the pain I’m causing him. Only I couldn’t. I wish I had known what to say, to make her understand. However, Pansy and Daphne sat right next to me. One wrong word from me and I would have been off to Durmstrang.

It could even worse after that. Ron decided he needed to include himself in the argument. He called me a dick head. I wanted to respond, however, Hermione pushed Ron out of the way and asked me if I thought this was all one big joke or something. I was fighting tears by then and that just made me angry. How could Hermione think like that? Doesn’t she know me? Like I could ever think off all of this mess as a joke. It’s breaking my heart to see Harry so unhappy. The look Hermione gave me made me so angry that I lost my temper. And I tend to do stupid things when I lose it like that. This time was no different. I called Hermione a Mudblood. Harry heard it, as soon as I said it I saw him walking towards us. The disappointment in his eyes was the worst. I had promised him to never use that word again and just like that, I had broken another promise. The shocked look on his face is edged in my brain. I see it every time I close my eyes. He must really hate me now.

Ron tried to hex me after I called Hermione a Mudblood, however, his spell backfired. Slugs came out of his mouth and it was kind of funny. Pansy and Daphne started to laugh and I joined them, just to make sure they wouldn’t think I cared about Ron’s wellbeing. I’m sure you will understand that this made Harry even more upset. He helped Hermione to escort Ron away without another look at me. I don’t think I can expect him to wait for me any longer. I screwed everything up.

So you saw Ron and Hermione as your friends and they are now siding with Harry?

Yes, Tom, we all used to hang out together at the end of last year. Harry, Hermione & Ron, Neville, Blaise and me. And now it’s just me. Not that I’m alone, Pansy and Daphne or Theo and Vincent are always tailing me. They never seem to leave me alone. It’s just that I don’t want them around me. They don’t understand. Gregory is the only friend I have left. He said he was sorry that he couldn’t be a bigger help. I asked him if he could tell Harry about what is going on, however, he doesn’t think Harry will believe him. Not after everything that has happened last year. And he’s probably right. It’s just hard to see things going from bad to worse.

I’m sure it’s going to be okay, Draco. But you told me about Ron and Hermione. What happened with Neville and Blaise. Why don’t they hang out with you anymore?

Well, Neville is Ron’s best friend, so he follows Ron everywhere. So when Ron decided I’m not his friend anymore, Neville took his lead and also started avoiding me. Blaise is a different story. He still talked to me until a couple of days ago. He cornered me and asked me to explain myself. However, Theo was in the same room so I couldn’t tell him. So I told him it was none of his business. He said I was an ass-hole and he hopes I would get dragon pox for the way I was treating Harry. I lost my temper again then. It’s just so hard to keep all these feelings inside, to hide them from the world. I started to scream at him, told him he would never understand. Though he might be able to. He’s used to living among all our pure-blood crazies and knows how obsessed some of us are about bloodlines, appearances and keeping the magic world muggle free.

And these other people that keep trailing you, can’t you be friends with them?

No Tom, I will never be friends with Theo and Vincent again. Not after what they did to Harry. They still tease him on a daily basis. Sometimes I’m scared they might start assaulting him again if they get the change. Blaise is still sticking up for Harry now and then, I’m glad about that. It holds them off a little. Pansy and Daphne are okay. We have nice conversations, even though they both try to convince me that it would be good to start dating Daphne. And I know they will betray me as soon as they would find out that I still hope that one day I can be with Harry again. Luckily I still have Greg to cheer me up from time to time.

Well, you still have Greg, and by the sounds of it, you are also building a friendship with Pansy and Daphne. It’s not a lost cause. And with everything that is going on, the others not knowing why you are being mean to Harry, I think it is normal they are siding with Harry. Once everything gets cleared up, I’m sure they will see that you didn’t mean to hurt or insult any of them. You will have them back as friends before you even know it.

Maybe. I hope you are right. They were good friends. Hermione is an extremely smart girl and it was always nice to talk to her about schoolwork. She was the only one that understood my drive to score high marks, or who could keep up with me when subjects got more complicated. I miss her. Gregory is just not smart enough to understand most of the things I talk about. And Pansy and Daphne are less obsessed with schoolwork, they prefer to spend there time drolling over Professor Lockhart. I know he’s good looking, however, he’s not my type. His smile seems fake and his hair is styled too perfect. And his eyes have the wrong colour. I think only green eyes do it for me.

So you won’t be falling for the professor than?

No, never. He’s also old, like around my parent's age. It’s just wrong. Hearing Theo joke about Harry shagging professor Lockhart makes me sick. And not only because it’s Harry and I want him for myself, but also because Lockhart is old. And there is another reason why I won’t ever fall for Professor Lockhart, I don’t think I will ever love anyone else than Harry. Is that stupid of me? Giving my heart to someone I’m losing because I can’t tell him how I feel? Because I’m too big of a coward to go against my father's wishes? That I’m afraid to stand up against Theo and Pansy?

No, of course not. Like I said before, the heart wants what it wants. Do you really think Harry is your one and only?

Yes, I think so. He’s perfect, Tom. He’s nice and always thinks of others first before he does anything. He’s so cute when he acts all shy and his smile is beautiful. It lights up his face, giving his eyes a sparkle I could drown in. His hair is always a mess and I think it suits him. His voice makes my heart jump every time I hear it and I feel like the luckiest man alive for just having known him and been his friend for a short time. Oh, and his flying skills are amazing. I hate it that we never got the change to fly together. And his magic is strong when he lest himself really use it. I’m not surprised at all that he was able to defeat the Dark Lord when he was just a baby. It’s only a shame he doesn’t see how powerful he really is.

Wow, you really love him. I know you’ve said a couple of times, but this really proves it.

And you mentioning this Dark Lord reminds me. I had wanted to ask you about that. You also mentioned him in your last letter to Harry and I was wondering who this Dark Lord was and how Harry had defeated him?

You don’t know about the Dark Lord?

No, I think it was after my time.

Well, about twelve years ago there was this wizard who my parents called the Dark Lord. He was evil and terrorised the wizarding world for years. His name was Lord Voldemort, however, I don’t think that was his real name, because there are no mentions of a Voldemort in any records before he started gaining power back then.

Do you think he used a nickname?

Yes, I think so. However, I’ve never been able to figure out what his real name was.

And how is it that he was defeated by a small child?

I’m not familiar with the details. What I do know is that the Dark Lord went after Harry’s parents. He killed both of them when Harry was only one year old. Harry said he can’t remember any of it, and that he only knows what others have told him. Though it seems that the Dark Lord also tried to kill Harry, however, his spell backfired and hit himself instead. The Dark Lord disappeared afterwards, never to be heard of again.

Wow, that’s an interesting story. So nobody knows what happened to this Dark Lord?

Well, he did show up again last year. Only to get defeated by Harry for a second time. The Dark Lord tried to steel the sorcerers stone, however, Harry stopped him. He almost killed Harry in the process. However, he didn’t get his hands on the stone. He needed it to get his human form back. I don’t know what he is now, he needs others to survive. He’s still out there somewhere and I know my father hopes he’ll come back someday and reclaim his place in the wizarding world. I hope he dies and we never see him again.

But he’s still alive?

Yes, he is.

That’s scary. Why does your father want him to come back?

Oh, father was one of his followers. I think he even was in the inner circles. He was important anyway. So were my aunt and uncle Lestrange. They are locked up in Azkaban for the crimes they did in the Dark Lord’s name. That’s one of the reasons I hope he never comes back to power. I don’t want to fight my entire family, because I know I will take Harry’s side if it comes down to it. I have to, I love him too much to fight against him.

Yes, that would be problematic, having your family on the other side of a war. And what if Harry wants nothing to do with you anymore? Will you still take his side, or will you stay true to your family?

Even when Harry doesn’t want me, I’ll still fight for him. I promised him I’ll never go to the dark side, and I intend to keep that promise. I’ve already broken too many promises when it comes to him. I hate myself for doing it. Do you think he will ever be able to forgive me?

Of course, he will, if he loves you as much as you love him you’ve nothing to worry about. I’m sure he’ll understand once you get a chance to explain.

Only there was no reason for me to call Hermione a Mudblood. Nobody forces me to treat them all this bad. I just have to stay away from Harry, so I can stay here at Hogwarts. However, I’m scared they won’t understand what it’s like living with my father. How mean and angry he can get. Like I wrote to Harry, I saw a side of him this summer I didn’t know excited. It scares me. He could hurt me, or Harry if I aggravate him even more. I’m scared of him, Tom. I’m scared of my own father.

Draco, the only thing I can advise then is to stay away from all of them so you don’t get the change to do more damage. And when you feel lonely you can always come talk to me.

Maybe you are right. You are a good friend, Tom. I’m glad I at least have you, even now that I’m losing all my other friends because of this mess. It is nice to have someone how understands. However, it is getting late and I think I’m going to sleep now.

Talk to you later.

You’re also a good friend to me, Draco. You have no idea how much you are helping me.

Looking forward to speaking to you again.