#if only he could swim

[macaronisour]

he’s in his hot girl summer arc

[scrimblyscrorblo]

He’s gotta be a swimmer in a different modern AU I’m telling you he’s an athletics prodigy. Meanwhile Tengen is worried for his hair TT the chlorine……

[aphrogeneias]

Daaaaarling I know it’s been ages! Sorry about that I’ve been just exhausted.

Anyway you said something about rock star Eddie and his assistant?

So! Much! Potential!

You two have to have some sort of closeness/openness with all the hours and hours you spend together. A casualness, harmless flirtation that is maybe a little more than harmless if you catch my drift

Sitting in on interviews, watching him at shows… you’re not jealous of the girls in the audience who are just crazy for him. Not jealous of the groupies, of the girls who maybe fawn over him at promo events or after shows. You couldn’t be jealous of them, right? Yeah no of course not that’s your boss! That’d be crazy. Unless…

Anywho that’s all I’ve got for now!

-💛

my love, i missed you! i hope you've been taking care of yourself 🤍

assistant!reader's boss is corroded coffin's tour manager (who i've been calling rick this whole time) and to the point before you start working with them, you never really used to pay attention to the groupies. you ran in different circles, you stayed with the crew, they were after the big guys. you saw them go in and out of dressing rooms and hotel rooms and tour buses, and you never really gave them much mind

until you start falling for eddie, then they're all you can see. they're outgoing, beautiful, smart, resourceful girls who are the life of the party. and you're just... the assistant. the girl who rockstars asked to go fetch the prettiest girl on the first row in front of the stage to being her to them. not the object of their desires, never. and you were okay with that, best to not mix business and pleasure. and then, again, you hadn't met eddie munson yet

the more time you spend together, the more you wait for the penny to drop. you wait for him to mention his late night encounters with the girls you see waiting for him and the other boys backstage and at signings. you wait for him to tell you about some crazy sex escapades, brag about his conquests. you almost want him to, to break that spell he has over you, to end that fantasy that you might have a chance with him

but he never does. and that's because, when the other boys are taking their own groupies to their hotel rooms, he's waiting for you to be done with your tasks and coordinating the crew so he can drive you back to wherever you're staying, and maybe convince you to grab something to eat on the way. he's distribuing autographs on clevages and bare legs but he's thinking about when he's seeing you again. you got him under the same spell he's got you under

[chilpilled]

i do think that if they had enough time laios could eventually catch up to chil while chasing him through the dungeon recreationally. chilchuck may know more about the dungeons layout and is faster and more nimble and can hear laios approaching from miles away, but he cant escape forever because laios can follow the smell of his armpit sweat down into the depths like a bloodhound set on the scent of its prey and will be carried to the ends of the earth for the promise of a little nibble as a reward. it may take days but laios WILL get him eventually

[reidrot]

I HAVE SM TO SAY. firstly, this guy used to swim 24/7??? EXCUSE ME???? like just picture him with wet hair getting out of the pool I Am Not Okay. secondly, this interview with him feels so raw and intimate, like we’re really getting to know him and things hes passionate abt and it melts my heart how he starts rambling abt theatre and film :((

this man is my soulmate, im fucking convinced. HES INTO ART, POETRY (to be more specific, EGDAR ALLAN POE AND SEAMUS HEANEY LIKE???) AND MOUNTAINS??? (also why did i believe he was an only child😭) how much more husband can one get. we alr knew he’s a gift giver and great cook and now this??? im losing it

also, ive seen people compare him to cumberbatch and now knowing that he was one of his earliest inspirations after seeing hamlet, im so proud of him for being on par with one of the finest people in the industry. one of my fav parts of this interview has to be how excited cam gets when hes talking abt theatre and acting. it feels like hes in his element. u can feel just how much he loves this not because its his job, but because its an art form.

😭😭 he got his outfit tailored on ft?? i cant imagine how chaotic that must’ve been and the fact that he wore it around the house 😭😭

oh my god his music taste >>>> idk why but i always saw him as a classical, indie, 70s or 80s music kinda guy. he listens to johnny cash, bob dylan AND ELVIS?? oml yup this man is indeed the loml.

hes so into football istg 😭😭 get someone who loves u as much as cameron loves liverpool. HE EVEN HAS A SIGNED JERSEY ON DISPLAY IN HIS LIVING ROOM AS IF ITS A TROPHY LMFAO

i think this whole interview is just making me fall harder and harder for that man. i just connect sm with him, the way he wasn’t originally into art but after delving into it, he realized how much one can feel just by a painting and relate to it. he himself belongs in the an art museum. imagine him painting as an escape from reality & you’re his muse yea im gonna rip my hair out

it was such an amazing read and i found sm more reasons to love this man

[muppenthings]

Some random drawings~

[tacodemuerte]

i truly dont know who else would be interesting enough as the devil. like i feel like people who have been on air long enough isn't interesting bc none of them really have a reason to torment mjf in this way.

like wardlow is the only one that makes sense, but he's been SO vocal about wanting to kill mjf so why would he run around in a mask and do it?

we haven't seen jack since All In, and they've kinda been hinting it could be him long before the twitter sphere got paranoid about it being him. the story makes the most sense with him as the devil, even if he's bad at promos it just makes the most sense i think.

u can make it be roddy, adam or even britt.. but i think the guy who not only was mjf's foil, but is also someone who took out (talking like story wise here) one of his biggest hero's? and someone who has really good in ring chemistry with hiM? I WANT THAT.. I WANNA SEE IT MFISOFHS

[harrylights]

ok i just need to write down these whack 1d dreams i’ve had the last couple days

[taxi-boi]

still thinking about how in etho and joels last moments of double life, all they knew was that the portal they entered was with bdubs and etho

and the portal they left was covered in lava.

ofcourse we see that they are different portals in the video. after theyve died. in spectator mode.

but they didnt know that

not when they were dying

burning alive.

impulse and bdubs were willing to fight with them till the end. till they were the last four left. all of them would have. but theyll never know that.

etho and joels last thought are that they have been betrayed

and impulse and bdubs are none the wiser. they think they died in the nether and now theyre all alone.

theres something to be said about the lava.

between the escape route impulse and bdubs used after their deaths

between the ship burns everything burns.

between the contrast of their last life base. the snowy castle walls

between bdubs and impulses mid-century modern home, built out of the same white snow.

one of the few builds with wood that etho and joel had never burnt

the tragedy of it all.

4 people willing to die by eachothers sides.

die sepperately. none the wiser to eachothers cause of deaths.

none the wiser to the others feelings of betrayal. of abandonment

of snowy homes and burnt relationships

[keeps-ache]

teeth achieved. [goes to sleep]

[peppermintbutch]

Anton compilation

[septimus-heap]

Thinking so so hard abt selkie marcia au rn

[morayofsunshine]

some thoughts i have about scuba wetsuits, since it is somewhat niche info i picked up when learning to scuba dive and may benefit writers, artists, or designers who haven't gone diving yet:

when we pick a suit, we need to consider the balance between the experience of putting the suit on when on land and the protection it'll give us in the water. wetsuits are most often worn to protect the diver from cold underwater environments by creating a layer of warmer water between the diver and their suit. colder environments will require a thicker suit.

however, the environment on land is often much warmer than underwater. due to the material and the fit that these suits use, taking them on and off and wearing them out of the water for extended periods of time can be super uncomfortable and may even cause heat exhaustion if they're worn for too long. so when we scuba divers look for a good suit to dive in, we're looking for something that offers full body coverage, but is also relatively easy to get in and out of (particularly, without bending down or twisting around, since that gets very difficult especially in thicker wetsuits).

[whirling-fangs]

[[ not google recommending me this article about a dude who ran into a boar while sailing 3km away from the coast, instantly ruining my headcanon about Inosuke not being able to swim and being scared of water :') ]]

[venusinverted]

the funniest Persona hc I have is that Eikichi is stuck with his visual kei makeup on 24/7 because of Hades. Philemon said heres your Persona! along with it you now have perma-makeup and Eikichi said hey wait no my dads gonna kick my ass

(his dad did kick his ass)

[shoutyourporpoise]

Actually WAIT something else just clicked for me I was like. SOUNDLY scolded for gaining the freshman 25 in undergrad and I’m not gonna claim I was eating super healthy bc I was not but it was treated as though it was due to a singular lack of self control on my part when like. I had JUST finished my arangetram in senior year when the only requirement was for me not to tank my grades???

I had just spent a whole year doing intense physical exercise practically every day and eating like an athlete only to go to undergrad where I was definitely not doing classical dance? And the veg options were VERY largely carb and cheese based and I was still trying to be veg so it was either eat unhealthy or hit the bottom of my checking account every month (also scolded).

Like I was doing taekwondo and yoga and swimming but of COURSE I was gonna gain a certain amount of weight bc the size I was for the year prior was like. The size a person would be at peak physical activity, not the size they’d be living the fairly sedentary life of a student.