#if you don't i don't care i'll pull down ur underwear

[freyaphoria]

this has been on my mind the wholeeeee daaaaaaaay 😩😩

ur bf yunho playing valorant, you suprising him by supporting him under the desk and when he's done, he thanks you by filling you up a few times 🥴🥴

Jeong Yunho, what are you doing to me 🫠😫

Hi! I'm sorry it took me so long to reply because I'm so embarrassed when writing smut :,)

Best Support

tw: SMUT! cursing, oral, thats it i think

wc: 890

"Yunho... I'm so bored." You were lying on Yunho's bed, checking social media for an hour because your boyfriend was engrossed in his favorite game again. You took another breath of distress as your phone battery ran out. You got up from the bed angrily and looked for your charger.

"Yunho, have you seen my charger?” He was so caught up in the game that he didn't respond. After looking around a little more, you remembered where it was: You had plugged it into the socket under Yunho's desk, since all the sockets in his room were occupied. You went over to him and tried to move his chair a little to the side so that you could reach down and grab the charger. But of course he didn't even move. "Yunho, can you move over a little?" He still didn't answer you as if he was in another world, but he must have heard what you said because he moved his chair a little to the left. You bent down, crawled under his desk, and unplugged the charger. Just as you were about to get back out from under the table, an idea came to your mind: If he's not interested in me, then I'll take care of him.

You began to gently caress his legs. You moved your hands a little higher to get his attention. Yunho suddenly pulled back and looked under the table at you. "What are you doing there, tiny?" You looked at him with your cute little puppy eyes. "Nothing, I was looking for my charger, don't mind me." Yunho chuckled and went back to his game. You went back to your plan and caressed his thigh. The gray tracksuit he was wearing wrinkled and became visible where his dick was when he moved his leg. Holding his knees, you spread his legs further and brought your face towards his crotch. Yunho fidgeted in his seat as you began to move your hands there. "Tiny, I'm in an important match right now. Can you wait a little bit?" You dug your nails into his thigh. "I came to support you."

Yunho lifted his hips to help you as you grabbed the waistband of his sweatpants and pulled them down. "Well, you're not helping at all. You're going to make me lose the match." he chuckled. "If you dont want I can go." He let out a sharp breath as you teasingly ran your hand around his cock. "No. I definitely do." He opened his legs wider for easier access. You continued to tease him with one hand while clawing at his thigh with the other. Yunho was moving his hips impatiently, rubbing his cock in his boxers against your hand.

"How many minutes until the game ends?" He let out a small moan as you freed him from the becoming increasingly tight boxer. "11 minutes." You took him in your hand and stroked him, smearing his pre-cum all along his cock. "I'll give you the best head of your life in 11 minutes."

When you took it into your mouth, he cursed through his teeth. Yunho was so big that it normally took a while and a lot of preparation to get him completely into you and your mouth. But right now, you set aside all your gag reflex and aimed to take it all into your mouth. You moved forward until your nose touched his abdomen and you tried to breathe through your nose, but even that was impossible. When you thought you were ready, you started sucking him, moving your head back and forth. You were so wet too that if it weren't for your underwear and shorts, your juice would drip onto the floor. "Fuck, tiny. I must have trained you well. Now you can take me completely." He was having a hard time not moving his hips. He could barely focus on the game. The room was filled with Yunho's keyboard, mouse, and breathing sounds, and your wet, filthy noises. As you reached the tip of his dick, you pumping the exposed part with your hands and then took him whole inside your mouth. Your rapid continuation of the same rhythm made his head spin and the screen blurred with pleasure.

You realized he was close when he couldn't control himself and thrust his hips into you. Your saliva and his pre-cum dripping mixed together on your chest. When he saw that there were only 30 seconds left in the match, he thought he couldn't stand anymore, so he left the mouse, grabbed your hair, started using you however he wants by controlling your head, and you allowed him.

His legs shook as he came into your mouth and he ordered you in a deep-husky-post-orgasm voice. "Swallow it or I won't fuck you." You opened your mouth and stuck your tongue out to show that you swallowed. "Did you win?" you asked as you licked the remainings from your lips. Gently supporting you by your arm, he pulled you out from under the table, brought you to his lap and removed your shorts. "Yes I won thanks to you. Now I have to reward you, right?" He pulled your underwear aside and aligned his cock with your entrance. "Do you want to see how many rounds it takes before you faint?"

a/n: Hello! Pls give me feedback bec I'm not sure if I'm writing the smuts properly. Also, I would be very happy if you could give me some ideas♡

[euphoricwritez]

★ Virgin ★

ethan landry

cw: FEM READER!!! major nsfw, blowjobs, protected p in v, slight bondage ig u could say, hair pulling, loud ethan, make outs, he really likes ur boobs, name calling (slut), overstimulation, riding, shit writing

you and ethan were laying down on his bed watching a movie. everything was normal and quiet, but you decided to finally shoot your shot. "hey ethan," you started, "can i ask you something?" he looked at you, " yeah of course," "it's a bit weird," "just ask me" "have you ever had sex?" you don't know where you got so bold from, maybe it was the fact it was 3 am, no one acts sane at this time. he choked on his own spit, sending him into a coughing fit. "why- why do you ask?" "because i want to have sex with you," you both roughly started kissing, the feeling of relief, and need. you grabbing at his hair and him at your waist. you pulled at his hair, something you both fantasized about for months. he let out the cutest whimpers that made you feel so wet. the way he was desperately feeling up your sides made you feel so horny. you pulled back from the kiss and took his hands and placed them on the hem of your shirt. "go on baby, take it off for me will ya?" he suddenly felt any bit of boldness go away. it was one thing to run his hands down your sides and what not, but he has never done anything like this before, especially not with the person he's loved forever. "don't be shy" whispering in his ear. he slowly lifted his hands, with your shirt riding up until it was discarded somewhere else. "give me your hands, love," you took his hands into yours once again and placed them onto your chest, slowly moving them down onto your tits. he looked at you like he wanted to say something but he couldn't find the right words to say. his hands slowly reaching to the back of your bra, unclipping it and letting it fall. you pulled him back into the kiss, his hands messing with your boobs. his body was on fire, he didn't think this would happen, ever, especially not with you. your tongue reached into his mouth, his beautiful whines keeping you going. you pulled back once again causing him to whimper. you suddenly went to kiss his neck, gentle and rough at the same time. in between kisses you said, "you know-" one kiss, "you never answered my question," you bit down on his neck, specifically on his adams apple, sure to leave a mark. he quietly moaned and you reached down to his bulge, slowly palming him. "are you a virgin or not?" you whispered. through moans and gasps he was able to respond with a quiet "yes." you kept on giving him marks all over his neck, not caring for the next day. "p-please, it- it hurts." "don't worry baby, i'll take care of you." you motioned for him to sit at the edge of the bed, although the was confused he obeyed. when you dropped to your knees, you unzipped his jeans and teased him through his underwear. "i know baby," you rubbed his thigh softly, your other hand slowly creeping up to the waistband of his underwear, slowly pulling them off. you looked up at him and saw him already staring, he felt as if he had fever. you admired his beautiful cock, the pretty red tip that leaked out precum. you slowly snaked your hand around the base, lazily pumping it. he covered his mouth to try to fight back his loud moans. "no, let me hear you. i want to hear how good i make you feel," you sped up your ministrations as you held the hand he was using to cover his mouth. after working him for a bit, you finally put him in your mouth. as soon as you did, he let out a choked mixture of a moan and a whine. he was spouting out gibberish at this point, but you were no where near done. you sucked on his tip, letting your tongue lick the slit. he tasted so good it was unbelievably. you hungrily took in the rest of his cock, causing his whole body to shake. his hands were clutching the bed sheets. "ohmygodohmygod please!" he moaned out. you took him out of your mouth to ask "please what?" his embarrassed face could only whisper out "fuck me, please..." that was so fucking hot you couldn't hold yourself back anymore. you pushed him back on the bed and you got up from your knees, quickly getting rid of the rest of your clothes. "you don't know how long i've been thinking about this, ethan," you whispered and

he covered his face in embarrassment. you sat on his thighs, starting to tell him about all the times you got off to the thought of him. you slowly lifted yourself up and hovered over his cock. he was staring daggers into you, his face contorted into a face with need. you looked at him as if asking him if he was ready. "please..." he said again, his voice exasperated. you reached for the condom you kept in your bag just in case this ever happened and put it on him. as soon as it was on, he watched as his cock slowly disappeared into your pussy. he moaned not only at the feeling of you, but the view of you. you slowly started bouncing and he couldn't hold back his moaning, his hands reaching for your tits again. you grabbed his wrists and pinned them above his hand and he whined. "i know you're desperate but you don't have to be such a slut ethan..." increasing your pace. he felt his stomach do flips at the name. you felt his cock twitch inside you. "aw did you like that name? are you a slut for me?" "yes! p- please i'm gonna cum!" with one last bounce, he came with a loud moan of your name. once you got off of him, he pulled you down next to him. you gave him a small kiss. he seemed exhausted but before he fell asleep he said, "thanks for taking my virginity..."

EW THIS SUCKS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[evilwizard]

(had to look it up- give me something good to eat, if u don't, I don't care, I'll pull down ur underwear)

Add To Inventory: a pair of edible underwear. it quickly scabs over and regrows wherever you try to take a bite

[workingbynyx]

i’m dying on my period and i just want a fic where jason takes care of me??? i’ve been so starved of affection the last few days and just need soft!jason to take care of me

love ur work <3333

Nights Like This — Jason Todd x F!Reader

↷ summary — it's that time of the month again and jason's doing everything he can to make you feel better even the slightest <3 ˎˊ˗

↷ pairing — jason todd x f!reader ˎˊ˗

↷ genre — fluff, comfort ˎˊ˗

↷ warning/s — mentions of blood but nothing too explicit! ˎˊ˗

↷ a/n — hi! omg i tried to write this as soon as i saw your submission, drink lots of water and eat anything you can (and take pain killers if you need to) but don't fret— jason's now here to take care of you 😚 ˎˊ˗

it was around 9 pm at night, you had just finished eating dinner with jason and the two of you were watching a movie— some book to live-action adaptation he saw while browsing, even though you hadn't read the book itself you enjoyed the plot and characters...even if jason spent the last few minutes complaining about how inacccurate and 'disrespectful' it was to the author to take out things from the book in the movie. you found it adorable that he's able to pin point them out even if it kinda made him sound like a geek, but you love it.

until pain on your lower abdomen grew by every second and you couldn't handle it anymore, you rushed to the bathroom which left jason puzzled on the couch. and as you suspected, your period came in 2 days early. "how convenient" you sighed, grabbing pads and a spare underwear to change in. eventually, you came out and walked slower than usual. "hey babe?" you called out to him, your back hunched forward. "yeah?" jason said. "i think i'll turn in for now, i..i don't really feel good" his head snapped in your direction but you already made your way into the bedroom before he could even stand up and help you.

you enter the room and closed the door behind you, plopping down on the bed then pulled the covers over your aching body. your cramps now hurting much more now that your period started. you curled your knees up to your chest in a fetal position, a common tip for women on their periods when sleeping. you could feel your lower abdomen start to throb in pain that slowly came around your lower back which made it even worse. you laid there for a couple seconds trying to find comfort on the soft bed but the pain wouldn't subside.

that's when a knock on the door caught your attention and knew it's probably jason going to check in on you. "hey, what's wrong?" jason said as soon as he found your body curled under the sheets, seemingly in pain when he saw your brows knit and sweat forming on your forehead. "its that time of the month, again" you tell him with pained laughter, feeling the edge of the bed sink to his weight when he sat down. you could see his expression soften when you tell him, it all made sense to him now why you kept tossing and turning about 10 minutes ago, and how your mood constantly changed just a few days before.

"isn't it not supposed to start until 2 days?" he says, his hand now rubbing against your thigh gently. "well, i guess it wanted to pay an early visit this month— but that's better isn't it? better early than suffering later losing blood in 'that' area" he chuckled softly, now moving towards you even closer as he placed his arm on your other side— caging you between the mattress and himself. jason then tucked a loose strand of hair behind your ear, "you always gotta make jokes when you're in pain, don't you?" he says while looking down at you. "did i not tell you that humor is my coping mechanism?" you replied in return, trying your best to shift positions in facing him properly.

"i guess you did. but baby, you're very strong for this y'know. i don't think i'd handle bleeding every month and don't even get me started on the pain thing" "cramps?" "yeah or whatever that is" his sassy tone making you laugh, even in days like this jason still manages to make it better just by talking to you. "jay you handled much worse, i'm sure you can take something like this" you said cupping his cheek and smiling. "well, that's a fair point" he shrugged, leaning his head into your touch.

"do me a favor and stay in bed for me 'kay? i'll take care of you, don't move and take some rest. do you need anything? food, drinks, your pain killers?" jason added. "...i just need you here with me right now love, my lower back is killing me and i need cuddles so bad" you practically whined to him, the corners of your lip turning into a frown. it didn't take anything for jason to stand and walk over to the end of the bed, climbing and carefully pulling you towards him as he laid there with you in his arms.

he released a deep breath, getting relaxed in the position— his right arm over your shoulders pulling you against him as you laid your head on his chest, wrapping your arm around his waist. jason's free hand coming up to rub against yours before asking, "comfortable?" to which you replied with a single nod. jason smiled at your answer– kissing the top of your head, admiring and loving how he himself alone gave you enough comfort in such a bad state. it made him feel even more special knowing that someone as amazing as you could rely on him. although jason did hate seeing you in pain, especially during your period. so he does everything he could to help you out.

he cleans the apartment, takes out the laundry or tries to cook you food even if he could fail miserably. but then he'd think about the useful nature of food delivery instead and orders from there when the kitchen starts to fall apart in his hands. he'd give you massages and get your heat pads for you, just tell him anything and he'll be on his merry way— skipping joyfully to get what you need. no matter what it is, jason swears to be there for you anytime.

you could feel and hear his heartbeat calming in your ear, indicating that your boyfriend might be dozing off soon enough. so before that happens, you looked up to him with half-lidded eyes. "i love you..you know that right? thank you so much for this" you said in a soft whisper. jason simply smiled, "anything for you, gorgeous. i love you more" he says. "always"

[star-quill]

Hey! I absolutely adore your writing! I would love your take on Peter Quill x nurse!reader. Like, she's a home health aide who takes care of his grandpa and they meet when he comes back. I'd love some nsfw, but only if you want. ;)

omg this is so!!!!

he'd be totally sweet at first, when he met you after he came back. asking about u and when u starting helping his grandfather. u weren't totally sure if u were really needed anymore since he was back but he absolutely insisted u stay.

u showed him a few things he could help with whenever u weren't around and he was listening intently to everything u had to say, trying to memorise it all and not wanting to mess anything up.

however there was one night u had to stay overnight and he insisted u sleep in his bed while he took the couch. u were never going to win the argument so u gave in, grabbing a blanket from the cupboard nearby while he went to fetch some pillows for u.

however he didn't tell u that, u just assumed he was going to bed so u removed ur shirt, ur pants following suit before he walked in.

"hey so i got u some pill—oh shit, shit sorry.."

"oh my god!" u grabbed the blanket and wrapped it around urself, his hand covering his eyes as he dropped the pillows on the couch.

"sorry, i didn't know u were changing.."

"it's ok.. i didn't know u'd be back so soon.."

"i should've said.."

he awkwardly left after that, leaving u to grab ur spare shirt that u keep in ur bag just incase of an overnight stay. it took u a while to get to sleep admittedly, knowing peter's seen u in ur underwear. but then again, it's really only fair since u've seen him mow the lawn outside in just his shorts. you've been trying to fall asleep for thirty minutes now and ur sure that thirty of those minutes were spent thinking about peter. then u realised, all ur thoughts are really about peter. before long, u found urself pushing ur hand down ur pants, trying to give urself a release. peter was the only thing on ur mind, images of his back muscles flexing and his chest heaving with sweat were flashing through ur mind.

u had to turn ur head towards the pillow, muffling ur moans and whimpers as u brought urself closer to ur release.

"peter.." u breathed out as u came on ur fingers, legs slightly trembling. unbeknownst to u, peter was in his bed, thinking about u. he hasn't been able to stop thinking about u since the first day he came back and saw u. he thinks ur so pretty, but he'd never admit it to u. he tosses and turns for a few moments before sleep hit him and he passes out for the night.

he wakes up the next morning, later than usual and stumbles into the kitchen. his eyes haven't fully adjusted to the light and so he doesn't see u standing there and bumps into u.

"oh.. shit, sorry.."

"hey, hey.. u ok?"

"yeah.. still half asleep."

u just smile, holding his arms as he rubs his face, trying to wake himself up. he yawned as well, turning away from u to go to the fridge.

"i'm uh.. i'm heading out, need to pick up a few things but i'll be back later.."

"ok.. look, i'm still really sorry about last night.."

"it's alright.."

u and him both know it wasn't. u could cut the tension in the air with a fucking spoon.

"i.. it's just.. i-i think.. i don't know.."

u'd never seen him be this awkward over anything. u stood next to him, looking up at him as his eyes averted ur gaze.

"i.. i think i like u.. no, fuck, no.. i know i do.."

"oh.. uhm.. oh.."

u grabbed his face and kissed him then, his hands immediately finding ur waist and pulling u into him. now he'd confessed his feelings to u, u felt it was only right u did the same. however, u left out the part about how u touched urself thinking of him. that was for another day. right now, u just wanted to focus on him and the way he was kissing ur neck.

"couldn't stop thinking about u last night.. wanted to kiss u then as well.."

"mmhm?"

"mmhm.. u looked so pretty.."

u blushed, feeling him tug on ur waist to lift u up and set u down on the kitchen counter. he stood between ur legs and continued to leave a trail of kisses down ur neck and collarbone area.

"u just.. u tell me at any point u don't want me to continue.. ok?"

"o-ok.."

he kissed u once again, one of his hands running up and down ur thigh while the other was planted on the counter beside u. then all of a sudden he pulled away from u, leaving u slightly breathless. u were blushing pink, ur lips slightly swollen from the kiss, little marks littered ur neck.

"i uhh.. won't keep u from ur errands.."

oh he was a fucking tease, the smirk on his face said it all.

"asshole."

he knew u didn't mean it, and he just laughed, pressing a kiss to ur cheek.

"i'll finish this when u get back.. but we can't let my grandpa find out.. think it'd give him a heart attack.."

"ok.. ok.. i will finish these errands in record time.."

u hopped off the counter, quickly kissing his cheek this time. he gently slapped ur ass as u walked away and winked when u turned back to him. u blushed even more as u quickly grabbed ur back and headed out.

u weren't lying when u said u finished ur errands in record time, coming back to peter sitting watching tv in the living room. u glanced around the room and noticed nobody else.

"he's having a nap.. we're good.."

u shrugged ur jacket off and moved immediately to sit on his lap, ur lips already on his while his hands were on the small of ur back. instinctively, u grinded down on him, rocking back and forth, feeling his hands grip ur waist even tighter.

"fuck.."

u reached down between u two to undo his jean zipper, attempting to push the item of clothing off him. he bucked his hips up and let his jeans pool around his knees. u were still in ur uniform so u had to step off him and take the bottom half off, and he was so enamoured with u as he watched u. his boxers came off next, and to no surprise, he was already hard. u wasted no time in sinking down onto him, feeling him fill u all the way up.

"oh.. oh.."

"u can take it baby, c'mon.."

"mmf.." u slumped down, wrapping ur arms around his neck and burying ur head in the crook of his shoulder. his hands were on ur waist again as he moved u around, rocking u back and forth as well as bouncing u every so often, making sure u felt everything inside u. he would whisper so much praise into ur ear, making sure to go slow with u, absolutely wrecking u into next week.

he finally let u come, feeling u tremble and shake against him as he pulled out just in time, his own release hitting his stomach. he sighed out, feeling u kiss his neck as u released urself from his shoulder.

"u ok?"

"y-yeah.. feel so good.."

"good.. let's get u showered up, yeah?"

"ok.."

u let him carry u to the shower, washing u up and rinsing u off. he kissed u softly once u were out and wrapped in a warm towel.

"oh and this is definitely not just a one time thing.. i really like u.."

"mmhm, i know.. i like u too.."

[estsmutxx]

You should totally do a spanking one shot 🤭 the thought of him spanking his girl cause she was being bad

This shit is kinda crazy i dunno what got into me😱

-long night-

Plot:Colson finds something out and punishes you

Warnings/tags:spanking,friends with benefits,small mention of hookups,choking/neck grabbing,degrading,overstimulating,dirty talk,anal,p in v, cockwarming,begging,unprotected sex,light praise

Colson: come over?

Y/n:cant.

Colson: the fuck you at? why is ur location off

Y/n: i'm just at the club with some friends.

Colson: yeah? how many guys have you fucked?

Y/n: calm down,i'll come over later when i'm done.

Colson: How many guys,y/n

Y/n: two.i'm not yours,i can do what i want.

Colson: i'll say it again,come over.

*Read*

You blinked your eyes,looking around the loud club for your friends. You found one of them,sitting at the bar. "Hey,I have to leave,okay? I'll see you later." You spoke to her. "Alright girl but it better not be because of Colson,You told me you were done with him." She replied. "I ammm,i'm just brunt out." You lied. You said your goodbyes then made your way to your car.

You drove to Colsons house,ignoring his missed call.When you pulled up to his house his door was already unlocked. You walked in to see him sitting on the couch. "You fucked two guys?" He asked,already knowing the answer. "I did,I was out with friends and I wanted to have fun. Don't act like you don't fuck other people." You replied.

"Oh I do. But they don't feel nearly as the same around me as you do." He said. "Yeah?" You asked. "Yeah." He replied. He got up,grabbing your waist and pushing you both against the wall in one quick movement. "They didn't fuck you as good as I do,did they?"  He asked,hand around your neck. His hand was wrapped so tight around your neck that you couldn't even answer him until he lower his hand.

"You fuck me better. I wish it was you." You teased. "Oh yeah? Why's that?" He asked,your face only a few inches away from him. "They were too vanilla,way too soft to me." You said. A small smirk grew on his face. "See,that's why I have a problem with you fucking other people. They don't know your body like I do." He said. "Bend over."

He let you move out of his grip and you did as he said,bending over in front of him. "Good." He said,smacking your ass once,hard. "That's for thinking you can fuck two guys and get away with it." He said. The sudden rush of pain and excitement caused you to whimper.

"I'm gonna prove to you why i'm better. Can I do that?" He asked. "Go ahead." You replied. He lifted your skirt up,smacking your ass again,this time even harder. "Dressing slutty for other men,J can't believe you.I just know you wished it was me bending you over the whole time." He said.

He pulled your underwear down,cupping your bare ass with his hands. He used his fingers to trace his handprints where he spanked you. Your breathing got unstable,Colson's touch made you feel like you were melting. You and him have hooked up before but it was never because of his pure jealousy.

"I'm gonna punish you for ever even wanting to lay hands on someone else." He spoke,his voice become harsher. He didn't even bother bringing you up to his room,he needed to prove his point now,right in his living room.

He pushed your back down so you arched for him. You could hear his belt unbuckle from behind you. He entered your ass,your body quickly getting closer to the wall. "Oh god." You moaned,his dick starting to slam into you. He didn't start slow,he never did when he was being rough with you. "Take it." He said, practically pounding into you. "Fuck." He groaned. "You always feel good." He praised you.

As his thrusts started to intensify,so did his smacks to your ass. “Colson,oh my god.” You moaned.The only sounds in the room were breathing,moaning,and the sound of skin to skin. The feeling of him inside your ass made your clit throb. As soon as you tried to touch yourself as he fucked you he moved your arm away. “I’ll take care of that.” He said,thrusting one more time. He pulled out and it immediately caused you to groan,you missed him inside you.

“Don’t worry baby.” He said into your neck. He turned you around and picked you up,bringing both of you to the kitchen. “Up.” He demanded, motioning to the counter. You did as he said,hopping up. He got so close to you that you could basically feel his heartbeat on your chest. He pushed one finger into you,feeling your wetness coat it. “Jesus,you’re so wet for me.” He said. “Mmph.” You moaned,desperate to feel more friction. You tried to ride his hand,but he wouldn’t let you. “Nope.” He said,pulling his finger out.

“Colson please I need it.” You begged. You could tell he was satisfied based off of the smirk growing on his face. “I know you do.” He responded. He pushed into you and as soon as he entered his dick immediately hit your clit. “Fuck!” You yelled,your mouth dropping open and your head falling back. “You like that,huh?” He asked,his breath getting heavier and heavier, “fuck,so tight for me.”

You couldn’t even respond before he shoved two fingers down your throat. You sucked on them slowly,his fingers muffling your moans. You felt your walls clenching around him and your moans got so loud,even with his fingers in your mouth. He pulled them out,letting you moan as much as you needed. “Good girl.” He praised. “Fuck i’m close.” He said. “Cum inside me.” You said. “Beg.” He responded.

You tried to do as he said,the pleasure making it difficult to get sentences out. “Please cum inside me I need to feel it. Please Colson no more-fuck..teasing.” You managed to get out. He listened to you,releasing inside of you with a couple of groans. You finished right after him,your cum mixing together inside of you.

“You sound so pretty when i’m inside you.” He told you,kissing you a few seconds after pulling out. You kissed back,your body tired from everything he did to you. “You should sleepover,you’re probably tired.” He said.

“Yes please.” You responded. He carried you up to his bed and you both laid down together.

“Can I?” He asked,looking into your eyes. “Can you what? No we’re not doing another round if that’s what you’re referring to.” You said with a laugh. “No but like. What if I just leave it there while we sleep?” He asked. “What,like cockwarming?” You asked. He nodded. “I didn’t know you were into that.” You said,laughing again. He shrugged, “I think it’s a great idea.” He responded. You nodded, “go ahead.” He entered you slowly,a low moan escaping your lips. “Goodnight.” He spoke into your neck. “Goodnight.” You replied.

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#thats why he put on a show when he ran into tommy post prison. he literally herded him back to philza because 1. he didnt want to deal w it

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#5

you just taking care of dream while he is sick

no because ik he'd be so dramatic

he's all sprawled out on your guys' bed, tissues everywhere with an arm draped over his face

he'd groan and peek at you from under his arm and if you didn't respond/react he'll just groan again louder until you pay attention to him

"pay attention to meeee."

"I need to finish this Clay."

"...i don't care, pay attention to meeee."

and he looks at you like this >:(

he'd be such a pouty baby, wanting you to coddle him and give him and only him your attention

"come cuddle with me" he'd pout, giving you puppy dog eyes, holding his arms out to you

"But you're sick."

"What I'm hearing is you don't love me."

You ended up cuddling him

Making him soup

And when you bring it to him he's just 🥺

"thank you baby"

omfg he'd be so stubborn about taking medicine tho

"I can just sleep it off."

"i have an amazing immune system, I'll get over it soon."

"i'll give you a kiss and cuddle you for the rest of the night if you take it."

"...why didn't you just say so?"

overall vv dramatic and clingy when sick but absolutely adorable either way

also pls send me asks for this ask game i'm literally begging you

280 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

#4

Since you’re being active rn love, how do you think Sapnap would react to his gf just sleeping naked cuz it’s hot af and literally can’t sleep any other way. Or straight up just laying on the floor in to his room in just underwear (no bra) because it’s hot.. I’m not projecting ahahahahahahaha

omfgg i love this idea sm and it's okay i was very much writing a self indulgent fic when I saw this lol we love to self-project on this blog (also is there anything i can call you btw? not sure what to refer to you as that's shorter than ur whole user lol)

When Sapnap came home from his quick trip to the store he stored away the rapidly melting ice in the freezer, pulling off his hat and wiping the sweat from his face. It was hotter than fuck outside and even that quick trip to the store for the much needed ice was far too long in the heat for his liking. And unfortunately for all members in the house, the ac was not working, and while Dream was currently working on fixing it, for the moment being, it was sweltering.

"Babe?" He called out as he pushed open the door to his room. The sight before him brought a smirk to his face.

There you were, sprawled out on the floor in nothing but your underwear, eyes closed as you desperately tried to stay cool.

He let out a whistle as his eyes raked up and down your practically naked body. "When did the clothes come off, hot stuff?"

You glanced at him, rolling your eyes with a grin. "The second they started to cling to my body with sweat."

"Well I have an idea on how to beat the heat." He grinned, leaning against the door frame, arms crossed and lustful eyes locked on you.

"Really?" You replied skeptically, "And what's your great idea?"

"What do you say we take a shower?"

335 notes - Posted August 6, 2022

#3

Sapnap being a daddy dom with his pillow princess or free write woth sapnap x NB!Reader

Pairing: dom!Sapnap x pillow princess!Reader

Warning(s): Smut (Minors DNI!!!), praise, begging, marking, breeding kink, 

A/N: I’M SO SORRY THIS IS SO SHORT😭😭😭 I had to get something out and I already rewrote this like 15 times and still wasn’t satisfied with it :((( maybe I’ll come back and make a better full fic of this but I hope you enjoy this little blurb anyways

“Look at you. My pretty little princess.” Sapnap praised as he rocked into you, leaning down to mouth at your neck.

You whined, fingers clutching at the sheets below you, tears streaming down your face and onto the pillow below.

You weren’t exactly having the best day and Sapnap, being the amazing boyfriend he is, noticed and decided to treat you a bit. He had brought you over to the bed, and gently laid you down, whispering words of sweet praise.

And that all led to him pulling multiple orgasms out of you, with his hands, mouth, and now, cock.

“So pretty. So beautiful. So gorgeous.” His fingers massaged your hips as he peppered kisses down your back. “Look so beautiful, all marked up. Gonna look even more beautiful stuffed full of my cum.” A strong thrust punctuating the end of his sentence, drawing a long moan out of you.

“Please, please fill me up- fuck- please-” You pleaded, hips rocking back into his, chasing after your orgasm. “Wanna be full of your cum-”

“Yeah? Want me to fill you up? Want me to stuff you full of my cum? Make you a momma?” His movements grew faster and more desperate as he grew closer to his release.

Quickly he was spilling his warm seed into your cunt as your release mixed with his.

“Such a good girl. All for me.” He smiled as he moved to pull out of you, gently scooping the cum that leaked out and pushing it back in your fluttering pussy. “There you go princess. Now make sure you don't waste any. Otherwise we'll have to start all over again...”

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also read this or else >:(

352 notes - Posted June 28, 2022

#2

over stimulation kink w/ dream , you're crying for him to stop but since you didn't safe word out he goes harder

omg yesss

he would be going at it for so long that you have tears running down your face, your body unsure it wants to stop or keep going. he's made you cum on his mouth, fingers, and cock more times than you can count, the both of you are covered in your cum. you're mumbling for him to stop even though you really don't want him too.

instead he slows down just enough to tease you, which only has you crying out louder.

"please please please please- fuck"

"please what, sweetheart?"

you only let out a whine in return but he wasn't satisfied with that, gripping your chin and forcing your teary eyes to focus on him.

"you gotta use your words, princess."

you struggle to gather your words and sort out your thoughts. you don't know whether you want him to stop or keep going.

instead, dream flips you over, grips your hips and starts fucking you harder. you let your front half collapse into the pillows below, unable to support yourself as you moan out, fingers gripping the sheets.

"stop- please- fuck- I can't-"

"you took too long to answer, baby. but it's okay, I know you can handle just one more..."

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459 notes - Posted June 15, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

bunny i had a thought you creaming all over dream dick

ughh he would groan so much

Anon i want you to know i actually love ur brain sm :)) and also sorry to everyone for not putting out any fics for a while, school is kicking my ass and mentally i am not doing too bueño but i’m pushing through it. You will get the kinktober fics you missed out on dw but for now pls accept these asks i’ll be posting tonight while you wait <3

Dream loves when you cream on his dick. The warm sensation of your cum coating his cock, watching closely as he pulls out, the way the mixture of cum will drip down your thighs ughh my man let’s out the loudest groan. And because dream + breeding kink is amazing, there’s a couple opportunities that present themselves.

The first being to scoop up the cum leaking out of your hole and fingering it back into you before plugging you up, OR doing all that except plugging you with his cock instead. Which i think he’d choose the latter. You can’t tell me he doesn’t love cockwarming. He is a HUGE fan of it. Getting to stay all nice in warm inside your pretty tight cunt is heaven to him and he’d do it all day if he could. And it’s especially easy to give a few shallow thrusts just to tease you, which will almost always lead to another round abut then again who’s complaining when he has another excuse to wreck your guts. ;)

553 notes - Posted October 5, 2022

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@earthtrembled​ gives me halloween love & sent: Rictor leans on the doorbell for Dakens penthouse sending off a continuous buzz until it's answered. Upon which moment he lets out a deep throaty laugh " trick or treat."

        Glancing towards the elevators where the loud buzzing was coming from, Ryouta walks over in his cowboy outfits minus his shirt. Not that there were many people that knew or could get that far, so when he hears Julio’s voice he snickers lightly. Hitting the button to allow the elevator entry, dramatically rolling his eyes at his partner when the doors open, smirk in place with a mischievous glint to his blue eyes. Looking over the other man slowly taking him in before smirking up at him. ❝ I suppose I could give you something good to eat. ❞ 

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hiiiii soooo post war levi seggs pls 😣😣😣😣😣btw ur writing is amazing i’ve never seen anything like it

Aww, anon! Thank you <3 I think my writing is average, but thank you for being here, requesting and being so wonderful. You're all the reason why I keep writing. I write for you all.

Okay, time for post-war Levi sex.

My darling, my love, my everything.

Pairing: Levi x Reader

Genre and tags: Post-War Levi, canon universe, foreplay, sex, lovemaking, sweet, delicate, loving, caring, praising, aftercare, loving Levi, married life, unprotected (be safe everyone).

Concept: Levi wakes up on the right side of the bed in the morning. His knee isn't bothering him too much and he feels like he can take on the world. He follows you around all day and can't keep his hands to himself. You play along with your loving husband's touches as you do your house chores, but it's beginning to get you all hot and bothered. Levi pulls you over to the fireplace and lays you down on the soft fluffy mat, then shows you just how much he loves you and is glad he is alive.

The following contains post-war Levi, so spoilers.

This is also an 18+ request, so minors do not interact. Thank you

Levi woke up for the day and felt so refreshed. He glanced over to you and watched you as you left the bathroom with messy bed hair. He leaned upon his forearms causing the cover to slip down and show his muscles off. He smiled when you pulled off your nightdress revealing your naked body. "Good morning to me."

You looked back at your husband, then smiled. "Morning sweetheart." You pulled on your underwear for the day. "It's weird to wake up before you."

"It is, my love. So, you better say sorry and give me a kiss. You made me miss out on my morning snuggles."

You pulled on a long dress, then walked around to Levi's side of the bed and kissed him a few times. "Forgive me."

"I would if you got back into bed."

You hummed a laugh. "Someone's in a good mood today."

He sat up and smiled. "My knee doesn't hurt too bad."

"I'm glad you're not in much pain. You still need to take your meds though." You combed your hair as you spoke. "What do you want for breakfast?"

He hummed in thought. "You."

You laughed at how sweet Levi was. You slid over to him and gave him a kiss. "I'll get you some of that rice pudding I made yesterday."

Levi pouted a little when you left. He got out of bed, cleaned up and dressed for the day. He limped downstairs and saw you with your cute apron on cooking his food and making tea as you hummed a song. He moved closer to you as his fingers tingled. He wanted to touch you so badly.

You smiled as you spooned the rice into bowls. "I know you're there Levi."

He wrapped his arms around you. "How did you know?"

"I could just feel you there. I know my husband."

He pressed his chest against your back, then swayed with you. "You are the most beautiful woman in the whole fucking world, my darling."

You turned in his arms before cupping his face. "You're a cute one today, honey."

He kissed you with a happy moan. "Can I-."

You covered his mouth with your hand. "Breakfast and meds."

He sighed. "Fine."

"Don't pout so much, it's your favourite food."

Levi took his bowl from you. "But you're my favourite food."

"I know darling." You walked over to the table and sat. "I have a few things to do around the house, then we can play."

He flopped down into his seat with a huff, then pulled you onto his lap. "You eat sitting on me."

"I forgot." You kissed his forehead. "Sorry." You fed him his breakfast for a bit, then handed it back over to him. "No more feeding you, you can do it yourself. You have two hands."

He sighed. "One is holding you and the other is missing two fingers." He showed you his right hand. "They were our favourite pair." He put his hand between your legs. "No warm place for them." He lifted his hand up and wiggled the stumps. "They're very unhappy about it."

You lifted his left hand. "Oh look, a hand with all its fingers!" You squeezed his face. "Pretty sure there's an amazing tongue in here too."

He smirked. "There is and it really wants to taste your delicious cunt."

You snorted a laugh. "I told you, let me do my chores first."

He rested his chin on your shoulder. "I'm not pressuring you, am I?"

You shook your head and finished your tea. "I wanna screw you just as much as you want to screw me. I'm just a good girl who keeps it under wraps." You kissed Levi and let out a sigh through your nose. "I'm going to sort out your bird area."

He watched you get up. "I'll wash and clean."

"I appreciate it, but I do know you fucking love cleaning."

"It's a pleasure."

You walked outside and refilled the food for the birds, then you fixed one of the little platforms for them. You filled the birdbath as well. You paused a moment and enjoyed the birds fluttering around you. "Enjoy your baths little ones." You returned to the house, but couldn't see Levi in the kitchen area. "Levi?"

"Living room!"

You frowned a little, then followed his voice into the living room to see he'd lit the fireplace. He was sat on the mat on the floor with drinks and strawberries. "What's all this?"

He blushed a little. "Romance?"

You hummed a laugh. "Well, I'm impressed. Let me slip into something far more comfortable."

Levi perked up. "O-Oh, okay." He sat there a little flustered when you left, then he realised he needed to do the same. He untucked his shirt, pulled off his belt, slippers and socks. He got comfy and sighed. He looked up when he heard you come back and felt his heart flutter. "Fuck."

You flattened your short lacy and silk nightdress down. "I bought it new the other day. You had a bad knee day that night, so I haven't worn it. Now you're okay, so I thought I'd wear it." You walked over to him. You knelt on the mat. "The design is from another land." You blushed and felt nervous. "Do you like it?"

He nodded as he looked you over. "You're so fucking stunning."

"Thank you." You blushed as you smiled. "I'm glad you like it."

He lightly touched it. "So soft."

You cupped the back of Levi's neck. "I love you, Levi. I love you more than anything in this world."

He chased your lips, but you were slowly lying back. He purred at you, then finally captured your lips and lay down with you. He smiled when your legs parted for him. His tongue moved with yours, he loved how sweet you tasted from the rice pudding you had this morning.

He pushed his hand down into your underwear, then stopped. He pulled back from you and stared at his right hand. "Tch, shit."

You cupped his face and soothed him by rubbing your thumb against his cheek. "It's okay."

He sighed and looked sad. "It's embarrassing."

"I think it's sweet." You took his right hand and kissed the stumps. "I love you."

He smiled. "I love you. I love you so much." He kissed you, then slowly kissed down your body. He glanced up at you. "Bum up." He smiled when you did as he asked. He pulled your underwear off and dropped them to the side. "So beautiful."

He slipped your legs over his shoulders and sucked at your thigh causing the fire inside you to burn more. He glanced up at you, then kissed closer to your clit. He gave you one long lick and moaned sending vibrations through you. He smiled at your little moan. He parted your legs more, then dove at you. He moved his tongue against your clit as if it was the best fucking sweet he'd ever had in his mouth.

When he felt he’d eased you softly into pleasure, he sucked and licked your clit more. Levi ran his hand up and down your thigh, then massaged your skin hard where you were sensitive. He hummed in delight, then moved one hand down and pushed two fingers deep inside you. He pressed and moved his fingers against your g-spot.

You arched your back a little as you felt a strong buzzing pleasure. You reached behind your and grabbed the mat and squeezed hard. You rocked your hips to Levi’s actions and felt incredible. His tongue moved so perfectly against your clit and his fingers were so wonderfully long. You could feel the scars on his lips, only adding to the mix of bliss. You moved your hips away as the pleasure got too much for you to take. Your body shook as your coil tightened.

You clamped your thighs around Levi’s head and gasped in happiness as you felt the pop, then the warm pleasure run through your body. You dragged your arms down as your skin felt sensitive. You panted, then released Levi’s head from the grip of your thighs. You looked down at him, then watched him lick his fingers clean as he kept eye contact with you. He always made a little show of how much he loved eating you.

You giggled at him. "You really love doing that, huh?"

He nodded. "If I could live between your legs, I would."

"That'd be a shame because then we couldn't kiss."

He hummed in thought. "I do like the kissing and your pretty face. I guess I can't live there."

You dragged your dress up slowly. "You going to show me love now?"

He smirked at you. "Yes." He knelt up and pulled his shirt off. "Always."

You admired the muscles on his body and felt pride in his scars from battles. "You're amazing Levi."

"Thank you." He slipped off his trousers and boxers. "Keep the dress on. You bought it new and we should enjoy it more."

You nibbled your lip. "Yes, Levi."

He knelt between your legs as his cock twitched in excitement. He wrapped your legs around him, then pressed into your pussy making you both moan. He looped your legs over his arms, then held your waist as slammed his cock into you. He leaned over you panting as he watched your chest bounce and boobs peak out your nightdress a little.

He growled at you as he adored you. He loved everything about you and thought you looked perfect under him right now. You’d warn things for him before, but he’d never asked for it, it was always you wearing something for him, as cute fun. You were always surprising him in some sort of way, and he loved it.

You grabbed Levi’s thighs as he kept moving. You cried out in pleasure. "Levi!" you leaned your head back. "Fuck, Levi."

You were mush under him, and you didn’t know what to do. The man had complete control over your body, and you loved it. You looked up at him, your eyes glazed with pleasure. You loved how good he looked over you, his muscles and scar standing out with pride. His dark hair hung in his eyes framing his perfect face. The best part of Levi in moment’s like this were his eyes, the way he looked at you with pure adoration and love.

You loved his steel blue eyes, how they watched you all the time and admired you. His little pants and moans were perfect too. He said your name so perfectly and sweetly, like it was a song for him to be sung for the rest of his life.

You smiled and squeezed his thigh. "Levi. You feel so good."

He grunted when your pussy walls clenched his cock. "Shit, your so perfect, brat."

Levi moved your legs up a bit, then angled his hips so he kept hitting your g-spot. He saw you wiggled and whine, you couldn’t hold on any longer. You squeezed around him in delight, then threw your head back and panted as you tried to focus. You dug your nails into Levi’s skin as the coil tightened within you, it was so wound up you knew the pleasure and orgasm would be intense. You squeezed your toes and tightened your body up, then relaxed as a rush of pleasure fired through every inch of you. You smiled and panted as with every beat of your heart; the pleasure pumped through you.

You let go of Levi’s thighs, then relaxed against the floor as Levi slowed down a little. He wanted to admire the afterglow on you of pure pleasure. You just looked so beautiful to him in every way.

Levi sighed as he said your name. "You look so beautiful. My darling wife." He leaned over and kissed you. "My sweet good wife."

Levi panted, then held your hips and lifted you more. You squeaked as your bum and lower back left the floor, only part of your upper back, shoulders and head touched the floor. You used your arms to support you.

You panted and smiled at Levi, then did your best to roll your hips. "Careful of your knee honey."

Levi smiled at you, then squeezed your hips and rocked and grinded into you. "I'll be careful." He grunted as he felt his cock slide hard against your pussy walls. "Good girl, your so good."

You panted and moaned; your body felt so incredible. The grinding was perfect, it just made you feel like you were on cloud nine. You bit your lip and squeezed your toes as you kept moving. Your nails dragged across the floor, you hoped you wouldn’t mark it. You leaned your head back, closed your eyes as you whimpered and cried in delight. You opened your eyes and looked at your room from upside down a little. You looked to Levi and smiled at him. He was going insane with pleasure, you looked so perfect to him. He loved how you looked, how you moaned and bit your lip so seductively at him. You were perfect in every way, he just loved this so much and being with you.

Levi moaned your name. "That's it brat, that's my good girl."

He lifted your hips up more, so your shoulders were just on the floor. You gasped, then moved your arms to support yourself a little bit. You couldn’t do much now, you were at Levi’s mercy and he loved it. He loved touching you, kissing you and biting you. He loved how your body curved in all the right places. He loved how cute you looked always, or the little noises you made.

You cried out as Levi pumped his cock hard and fast into your pussy. You closed your eyes tightly, your body moving so much across the floor. You whimpered and moaned in delight as the coil within you tightened up. You didn’t know how much you could take; it was perfect in every way. You wiggled under him to get away, your body was fighting the pleasure, but Levi held you strongly not letting you get away from the pure pleasure he was giving you. You reached for Levi to get him to slow, but you couldn’t grab him. You cried out and moaned as you felt your coil snap, then euphoria rush through your body making you shake. You flopped in Levi’s arms, you couldn’t hold on any longer and your whole being, and body was just jelly. You whimpered and mewled at Levi because you needed loved and intimacy from Levi now. You wanted him to hold you, kiss you, love you in everyway you knew he could. You needed him badly. You needed him to give you his affection.

Almost like Levi could read your mind, he gently lay you on your back on the floor. He crawled over you and pressed his whole weight against you, his body pressed tightly against yours. He played with your hair and kissed you. “I'm sorry, I went a bit too hard. Are you okay?”

You nodded and hummed. “Y-Yes.”

“You sure?”

You smiled and wrapped your arms around Levi. “I’m okay.”

He smiled at you making your heart hammer. “Really?”

You gulped and played with his hair. “Yes. Please Levi. Now make love to me. Fill me to the brim with your cum.”

He moaned at your words. "You going to take it all for me?"

You nodded. "Yes."

"Good brat."

He smiled and captured your lips, then he rocked nice and slow against you. You hummed and gripped Levi as he moved, your body fluttering in happiness. Levi loved this position the most, which is why he usually left it as the last position. It was the chance for him to love and adore you, to feel you against him, to remind himself that you were his and his alone, that you were here in his arms now and forever. He could kiss you over and over again and you did like kissing him a lot.

You ran your fingers down Levi’s back, then massaged his muscle. Levi purred at your touch. He pulled from your lips, then kissed your face all over. He nipped and sucked your neck making you hum and moan in delight, he was just so sweet and kind in his touches. You couldn’t believe that this man had killed titans and people, yet he was so soft with you. It made you think that maybe, he could be very gentle with a baby, so the two of you could have a family.

Levi tangled his fingers in your hair, his other arm around you so he could hold you. "I love you so much." He moaned your name. "I love you. You're my perfect wife." He sighed. "You feel so good, so fucking good." He hummed. "My good brat."

You arched your back a little. "Levi. I love you." You smiled as he pressed his cock in deep at your words. "You feel so good. I love you, all of you."

You carefully wrapped your legs around Levi, then rocked with him nice and slow. You panted and hummed, your back arching as Levi;s body rubbed against your clit. You turned your head, then nipped Levi’s neck making him growl at you. You licked his skin, then nipped down so you could leave a mark, you knew he loved it when you marked him, and he loved marking you. You bit and sucked hard onto his neck to make a mark.

You hummed as you felt your coil tighten again, you didn’t know if you could last any longer. Levi was also near his end. He was moving as much as he couldn’t hold on for too long, the pleasure was just too much. He gripped hold of you more and growled at you. You pushed your hand down Levi’s back, then you squeezed his bum tightly in your hand making him ram his cock into you. You both moaned and panted together as you chased your orgasms.

You cupped the side of Levi’s face and brought him to look at you. "I love you so much."

He panted and looked at you with such adoration and love. "I love you always."

You kissed him, then he nipped your lip and deepened the kiss. He moved his hand from your back, then pushed it down between the two of you. He played with your clit, your body shaking in delight. Your pussy clenched around Levi's cock making him groan. He moved as hard as fast as he could, your coil wound up so tight, you were just begging for it to snap. You dug your nails into Levi’s back, then moaned into the kiss as you felt pure pleasure surge through you.

Levi slammed his hands on the floor either side of your head, he cried your name and whimpered as he kept moving. He panted above you and moaned your name as your pussy walls spasmed around him from your orgasm. He opened his mouth as his orgasm hit him hard. He slammed his cock into you as deep as possible as he pumped his cum into you and filling you as promised. He bucked a few times to fuck it into you, then he relaxed.

Levi panted and smiled down at you as you smiled back. He hummed and played with your hair. “I love you.”

You giggled. “I love you too.”

He pulled his cock from your pussy making you both moan. He flopped onto his back, then pulled you onto him. He rubbed your back as he kissed your forehead a few times. "I made a mess."

You hummed and rubbed his chest. "A big one."

He blushed. "I need to clean."

"I don't feel it coming out. It's all inside."

He blushed harder. "Tch, how can you say shit like that so easily?"

You leaned up and looked down at him. "Your cum is inside me and I'm holding onto it well so there is no mess."

He covered his face with his hands making you laugh. "Tch, damn it brat."

You straddled him and sat up. You hummed, then rolled your hips against him. "You know what would solve this issue?"

He peeked at you. "More sex?"

You nodded. "Yes, but also strawberries." You nodded to them. "Feed me one."

He sat up, then fed you a strawberry. He smiled at the juice running down your chin. He licked it up, then kissed you. He hummed in delight at the taste. "Messy brat."

"I am."

He hugged you tightly. "I need to clean. I'm sorry."

You played with his hair. "I've been with you long enough to know your routine. Go so we can do our cuddles."

He lay you down. "Yes, my love."

You giggled as he limped away fast. You stretched and yawned, then helped yourself to more strawberries. You smiled when your dashing and very naked husband returned. "Hey handsome, come here often?"

He sat down, then pulled his boxers on and lay a blanket over you both as he spoke. "Cum often? Why yes, in you."

You smirked. "I like it when you're so confident."

He wrapped you up in his arms, then pulled you to lie down with him. "You make me confident."

"Good." You played with his right hand as you used his right arm as a pillow. "I'm glad you survived."

"Me too." He kissed your forehead. "If I died, I would have haunted your sexy ass and scare off any men who wanted you and watch you take a bath."

You laughed. "A scary perverted ghost huh? Seems about right."

He smiled. "Joking aside, I'm glad I lived too because I get to live the rest of my life with you and start a family."

You smiled at him. "I'm looking forward to starting one."

[illfoandillfie]

Could we get a threesome with Joe and Ben bc I'm just a big whore??? Also ur like the queen of tiresome fics sooooo. If not that's okay! D18: Don't come yet + D13: Let me help you forget that jerk D12: let's put that mouth to good use + D47: all mine + B30: I'll always be here for you + b26: it's not morning yet Thank you lovie, congrats on you reaching a big milestone!!

Sorry this took so long to get to but you’re in luck!! I’ve been listening to Todd audios, I’m really in my Joe and Ben feels, and I’m also a big whore so threesome it is! (also dsjkfhksdhjfk if you’d told me this time last year that someone would call me the queen of threesome fics I’d have called you a fuckin liar. I’m just a dumbass virgin, I don’t know a goddamn thing about threesomes. Thank you so much)

Ended up a bit long so under the cut

D18 - Don’t cum yet + D13 - Let me help you forget that jerk +  D12 - Let’s put that mouth to good use + D47 - All mine + B30 - I’ll always be here for you + B26 - it’s not morning

600 followers celebration blurb prompts

Nights out with Ben and Joe were never uneventful. Quiet nights in your favourite booth at your favourite bar somehow always managed to turn into drunken dancing or loud and offkey karaoke or any other number of activities you’d never do while sober. Things had gone differently tonight though. You’d had just enough to drink to dull the anxiety and inhibitions that usually pervaded your brain and kept you quiet, and had set your eyes on a very attractive young man standing by the bar. Ben and Joe cheered you on as you walked over to make your move. It went disastrously and the two men had quietly watched you walk back to your booth, head bent and shoulders slumped like you were trying to make yourself as small as possible. One look at your face and they were both hurrying to get you out of there, Ben rushing to pay the tab as Joe slung his arm around you and led you to the door. The two of you began the walk back to Ben’s place, slow enough that Ben had no trouble catching up. 

“You wanna tell us what happened?” Joe said softly, still not letting go of you. 

“He wasn’t in to me. Which is fine but he was really harsh about it.” 

“Meaning?” 

“Just said some stuff about my appearance and how I’m not the sort of chick he’d go for. Very detailed, he was.” 

“Wanker.” Ben said loudly, “Insulting out Y/N. How fucking dare he. Shoulda given him a thump while I was at the bar.” 

“Don’t know if that’s helping, bud.” Joe said, softer than Ben though that wasn’t hard. Looking down at you again he said, “C’mon, let’s get you home. We’ll find something to cheer you up.” 

“Thanks guys,”

You did feel marginally better by the time you reached Ben’s door, his and Joe’s constant chatter enough to lift your spirits no matter what. Once inside Ben offered to get everyone another drink, suggesting a few rounds of drunk Mario Kart as a possible way to spend the night. You and Joe agreed, both of you flopping onto the couch like you lived there. You kicked off your shoes and leaned back into the couch. Joe kept looking at you, still a little worried by the way you’d been as you left the bar, but you seemed fine for the most part. Maybe a little quieter than usual but you’re always quiet until you get a few drinks in you and you hadn’t had quiet as much as you would have on another night. Ben came back, three glasses in his hands and a bottle of gin under his arm, distracting Joe. 

“Not the best but it’s all I’ve got. You guys fucking cleaned me out last time and I haven’t had a chance to restock.” Ben dropped onto the couch on your other side, handing out the glasses and pouring everyone a few mouthfuls. 

“Hey, we’re not the ones who just kept topping up glasses. You’re gonna run out of booze if you just throw them around willy-nilly.” 

“Shut up Mazzello and drink. I’m going to demolish you.” 

You stopped listening to them bickering over who won last time, taking a sip of the gin, still thinking about what the man at the bar as said. Suddenly the question spilt out of you, cutting through both their voices. 

“Do you think I’m fuckable?” 

“Jesus Y/N,” 

“What are you talking about?” 

“The guy at the bar. One of the things he said was I didn’t look properly fuckable. Said I looked too sweet to be a good fuck so he wouldn’t bother. Was he right?” 

“Y/N, c’mon,” 

“You’re our friend, love.” 

“Yeah, we’re not gonna talk about you like that,” 

“So he was right.”  

Ben sighed and then tipped what remained in his glass down his throat, “Okay. I am going to tell you something right now, but only because you’re upset and you don’t deserve to have some wanker make you feel like this and I fucking hate seeing you thinking hateful things about yourself.” 

“What is it?” 

You felt Joe lean in on your other side, curious.

Ben squeezed his eyes shut like not being able to see you would make his confession easier, “Lately I’ve…fuck, lately I’ve been thinking about you while I wank.” He peeked at you through one eye when you didn’t respond, finding both you and Joe staring at him. That hadn’t been what you’d expected. 

“Really?”  

“Yeah, really?” 

“Shut up Joe,” Ben said waving him off as he turned back to you, “yes, really.” 

You paused, considering his words. It’d be a lie to say you’d never thought of Ben in the same situation. Or Joe for that matter. And it should have been enough to know Ben thought of you like that, the very idea making you shiver, making your heart quicken and your pants wet. But you wanted details. You wanted to know how he’d pictured you. Maybe you could use it later. 

“Anything specific?” 

“Honestly?” Now that he’d gotten over the initial embarrassment of admitting what he’d been doing he was much more open to discussing it, the weight of his hand suddenly far more noticeable against your knee. “I like the idea of making you lose control. You’re usually so softly spoken and polite and I don’t know, stuck in your own head I guess, and I kind of want to change that. There’s one fantasy I keep going back to. You, tied to my bed, begging. I keep imagining you moaning my name, so desperate that you’ll say anything, do anything without hesitating or overthinking.” 

Without knowing when exactly, you’d begun panting. Ben smirked at you, fully aware of the effect he’d had on you. 

“Well shit,” Joe said, breaking through the haze in your brain, “That was hotter than what I’ve been picturing.” 

“Y-you’ve been picturing?” 

“You didn’t think Ben was the only one, did you? We’ve spent enough nights together to have me…wondering. Started after I crashed at yours one time, few months ago, I was on the couch and you snuck out to the kitchen for a drink of water, wearing just the shirt I let you borrow that you never returned.” 

“Sorry,” 

“Looks better on you anyway. I assume you had panties on underneath but I couldn’t see them. Couldn’t help thinking maybe you didn’t. And then I couldn’t stop thinking about bending you over the sink. Ended up having a shower at three in the morning just to get off cause I couldn’t stop thinking about how good your cunt would feel. Amongst other things.” 

“Other things?” you whimpered as Ben’s hand slid further up your thigh but when you turned to look, Joe caught your chin and brought your attention back to him. 

“What d’you say you let me and Ben help you forget that jerk from the bar. We’ll fuck you the way you deserve.” 

You weren’t sure you’d be able to do more than whimper if you opened your mouth so you nodded, eyes locked onto Joe’s. 

“No, baby, you gotta talk,” Ben said softly, his hand replacing Joe’s on your chin as he turned your head to look at him, “wanna hear you ask for it.” 

You could feel your face heating up, the words catching in your throat. 

“Don’t be shy princess,” Joe said softly against your ear. 

“Please fuck me,” you squeaked. 

“That’s our good girl,” Ben’s praise sent a wave of heat straight to your core before he leaned in to kiss you. He was firm but soft, holding you still as he gently encouraged you to part your lips for him. Joe leaned in to suck at your neck, one hand resting on your waist as the other began moving slowly up your leg. You whined as he tickled the apex of your thigh. 

“Oh she sounds so needy already. What d’ya say we get her out of those clothes.”

Ben pulled you to your feet and reached for the hem of your shirt. Joe, still sitting on the couch, wrapped his arms around your waist and began unbuttoning your shorts, leaving a line of kisses down your thigh as he began wriggling them off you. It was overwhelming, your brain not knowing who to focus on as Joe sucked a hickey into your leg and Ben squeezed your tits through your bra. 

“Aww princess, this all for us?” Joe said as he pulled your underwear down, “Naughty slut’s excited to have us both I think, should see how fucking wet she is Ben,” 

Ben grinned at you as he dropped his hand from your breast, sliding a finger along your slit. Your whine turned into a yelp as Joe leaned in and bit your arse, laughing when he pulled back. 

“You weren’t kidding, Joe, she really is soaked.” Ben held up his finger in front of you, glistening under the overhead light, before taking it between his lips. “Dibs on first go of her cunt. Need to taste her properly.” 

“Okay but I get to fuck her first then.” 

“Sure,” Ben reached around to unclasp your bra, seemingly oblivious to the way hearing them talk about you was turning you on, “Bedroom?”

The next thing you knew was Joe’s lips crashing against yours as they led you towards Ben’s room. He pulled away once you reached the bed, pushing you backwards, sending you sprawling on your back over the middle of the mattress. You tried to push yourself up on your arms to see where the other two were but before you got too far you were on your back again, Joe pulling your arms over your head. 

“Lie back Princess,” he said softly, “Ben’s gonna take good care of you.”

You didn’t have much time to react before Ben was on you, tongue flicking slowly over your clit, almost lazily. Gradually he sped up, your breathy gasps turning into breathy whines as your arousal built. Joe kept a firm grasp on your arms as he murmured filthy words to you. 

“Seeing you like this is better than I ever imagined, Princess.” 

You squirmed as Ben trailed his tongue down to your hole, back arching as he pushed inside. Joe readjusted his grip on your wrists, holding them in one hand as he placed the other on your throat to pin you in place. 

“Can’t have you squirming too much, trying to grind against Ben. Not allowed.” 

Ben threw an arm over your hips to hold you down as he continued to lick and suck at your cunt.  

“Does that feel good, Princess? You like having Ben between your thighs?” 

“Yes, fuck, so fucking good.” 

“You want him to make you cum?” 

“Y-yes,” 

“Ask nicely,” 

“Please, Ben, please make me cum,” you whined, raising your head as much as you could to look at him. Joe’s hand was still at your throat but only loosely, at least for the moment. Ben raised his own head to look at you and grinned, pushing two fingers into you as he lowed his mouth back to your clit.  

“Such a pretty sound,” Joe growled softly in response to the moan you released as Ben sucked on your clit.  

“Ben, oh my god, yes,” 

“Don’t cum yet, Princess.” 

Ben’s mouth left you again, right when you felt on the edge of your orgasm. 

“What was that for?” you whined, looking up at Joe. 

“I don’t want you to cum just yet.” 

“Please, I need to, it’s not fair.” 

“No, it’s not really. But I want you fucking dripping and desperate when you take me.” 

“I can be desperate after I cum I swear,” 

“I don’t believe you. No, the only way you’re cumming tonight is while you’re cunt is stuffed full of cock. Right Ben?” 

“That’s right Joe,” Ben chuckled as he lowered his tongue back down to your clit. It wasn’t long before your orgasm was once again approaching. Joe tightened his grip on your throat as you began begging, trying unsuccessfully to pull your hands free so you could hold Ben against you. 

“I’m getting bored of your begging. You know it’s not going to work, so let’s put that mouth to good use instead. You felt yourself being pulled along the bed until your head was hanging off the edge. Upside down you watched as Joe striped off. 

“Open,” 

Without thinking you did so, letting Joe push his cock between your lips. Ben readjusted his position, making you moan as he dived back in.  

You were completely lost, unable to think about anything but how good it felt being between them. Joe went slow, easing himself into your throat. He was the complete antithesis of Ben who seemed to go harder and faster every time Joe paused, like it was his personal mission to break you and make you cum without permission.  

“God I love your pussy,” he rasped, lapping at you between each word. You jolted every time, not sure whether you were trying to get away from him or closer. 

“Does baby wanna cum?” he asked in a mocking voice, pushing his fingers back inside you. 

You moaned around Joe, making his hips buck forward, his cock slipping further down your throat, until your moan ended in a gag.  

Ben laughed, “too bad baby. Your pussy is all mine and I say not yet.” 

Joe pulled out of you and you took the chance to gasp for air. “I think you mean all ours,” he looked down at you, “Her pussy is all ours. And I think it’s about time I got to use it.” 

“Alright, alright,” Ben muttered as he dragged his fingers from you and brought his hand down on your cunt, leaving you with a single stinging spank before you felt yourself being flipped over and dragged around. You barely had time to register to the new position before Joe was pulling your hips into the air and sheathing himself into you fully. 

“God you’re close aren’t you, Princess? Fucking squeezing me. Ben really did a number on you,” 

You dropped your forehead to the mattress, moaning as he started thrusting into you.  

“It’s okay, you can cum whenever you want, Princess.” 

Almost as soon as he said it you came, clutching at the sheets as Joe swore behind you. Gentle fingers on the back of your head made you look up. 

“That was pretty fucking hot,” Ben said, looking down at you as he stroked his cock. He’d undressed while your attention was elsewhere. “But I’m feeling mighty left out right now.” He tapped his cock against your lips and you parted them, taking his head into your mouth. Ben kept his hand on your head though he let you set the pace. It was easier to control from this position, though the force of Joe pounding you didn’t help, pushing you forward so Ben slipped into your throat. You could feel another orgasm approaching, your moans building again as you remained trapped and full of cock. Joe was grunting as his grip on your hips tightened, driving harder as he neared his own release. He slipped a hand down to your clit and rubbed it in tight fast circles. 

“I’m not – fuck - I’m gonna cum.” 

You let Ben fall from your mouth as Joe buried himself deep in your cunt, grunting as he came, triggering your own climax. You whined as he pulled out of you, giving you a tired spank. 

“My turn,” Ben said, “help me get her round,” 

Joe nodded, both of them grabbing you and spinning you back to your original position on your back. Ben took hold of your ankles, pulling your legs around his waist as he sunk into you as deep as he could go. 

“You’re taking us both so well, Princess. You gonna cum for Ben too?” 

“I don’t kn-now if I c-can,” you whined as Ben pulled out of you slowly, almost all the way before he pushed into you again. 

“You can. And you will. We’ll make sure of that.” Joe climbed onto the bed, lying on his stomach with his feet hanging over the end. Propping himself up on an elbow he leaned down to kiss you slowly as Ben started pumping into you faster. Joe began trailing his other hand down your body, pulling at your nipples until you whined again.  

“She likes that Joe, I can see what you meant about her squeezing. Fuck,” 

Joe chuckled as he stopped kissing you, “What if I do this then?” He grinned at you as he shuffled down the bed, kneeling so he could slower his head to you breast. Using his tongue he drew circles around your nipple, pinching the other.

“Shit. Not gonna last much longer like this.” 

“C’mon Princess, gotta cum again. Show Ben how good you feel when you cum.” 

Joe switched to suck at your other nipple as Ben brought his hand to your clit. You had no choice but to let another orgasm roll over you, stimulation coming from every direction to pull you over the edge. Ben moaned at the same time as you, hitting his own release as you clenched with yours.

You were completely spent. It took all of your remaining energy just to move up the bed and lie back against the pillows. You didn’t even bother with the covers, letting Joe and Ben sort them out as they climbed in on either side of you. 

“Feel better?” Joe asked softly, draping one arm over your stomach. 

“Much,” 

“Good.” 

Ben snuggled up close, pressing his nose into your neck, “Y’know I’ll always be here for you. We’ll,” he preempted Joe’s outburst, “We’ll always be here for you.” 

“You mean this is on the table every time a guy turns me down?” 

“Not what I meant, but maybe. We’d do anything to cheer you up.” 

“Mission accomplished.” 

You fell into a comfortable silence for a while, the heat from both men and the sounds of their breathing lulling you into a doze. 

“I spose I should go home now,” 

“What are you talking about?” Ben asked. 

“Figured you’d want your bed back.” 

“Fuck off. It’s warmer with you both here.”

“God why would you volunteer to leave? I’m staying here til Ben kicks me out.”

“More likely to kick you out than Y/N,”

“Rude. But come on Y/N, you really think we’d let you go?” Joe squeezed you tight. 

“Yeah, you’re not going anywhere until tomorrow. I’ll make you breakfast and everything.”

“You sure?”

“Yeah of course. It’s not morning yet, you’re not getting out of here.”

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The Only Heaven I'll Be Sent To

I originally wrote this to exploit my friend's priest kink (shoutout to @seavenseasofrogertaylor lol) but then I realized it was actually good so

Warnings: this is straight up smut my dudes. Uhh sex in a church, unprotected sex (don't be silly wrap ur Willy), reader is assumed to be 18+. Oh and references to Catholicism.

"I have sinned, dear father."

"The best place for forgiveness is on your knees, child."

Father Gwilym entered your side of the confessional and closed the door before he removed his belt and unbuttoned his pants as you sunk to your knees and patiently waited for his pants to be pushed down. You immediately took his cock into your mouth, and he rested a hand on your shoulder.

"What a good girl."

You looked up at him and his eyes were shut. His smile and the running of his hand through your hair told you he was very pleased. His hand tightened in your hair as he got closer to release, and you taking his balls in your hand and massaging them caused him to cum down your throat. He patted you on the head as he redid his pants.

"I'll be back, dear child, I just have some business to take care of."

So you waited. You weren't really sure how long you were there. Half an hour, maybe? You knew that you wanted him in every way, and you'd obey any command he gave you. Father Gwil returned, and tied something over your eyes, before picking you up and sitting you in his lap.

"I will help you rid yourself of this sin, my dear."

His hands slid up your dress, and he lightly rubbed at your opening as he bit your shoulder. You leaned into him and he whispered in your ear.

"No underwear? What a naughty girl. And you're so wet for me already."

You bit back a moan as he rubbed lightly at your clit. You know he didn't like it when you moved, so you tried to stay still, but he was going too slow and you needed more.

"Father, please."

He stopped completely, and you barely managed to not moan in frusteration.

"Yes, my child?"

"I-I need more."

He complied after a few seconds, pushing one finger in.

"Look at you, falling apart at one finger. I'm eager to see what you look like when I fuck you."

You moaned, and loudly at that. He pulled out, and you whimpered.

"Quiet, my child."

You nodded and covered your mouth, and he pushed two fingers in. You barely avoided crying out. "You're so wet for me, child. Is thinking about me burying my cock in you making you wet?"

You nodded, nearly in tears. He pushed in a third finger, and your head fell back against his shoulder. "Father, please..."

"Yes, my child?"

You took a deep breath.

"I-I-I..."

"Use your words, child."

He ran a hand through your hair.

"I want... No, I need you inside of me, Father." Father Gwil chuckled and pulled out, and you heard his pants being undone before he slowly guided you to the tip of his cock.

"Are you ready, my child?"

You nodded.

"Yes, Father."

You slowly pushed yourself down, the both of you unable to hold back a loud moan and you took all of him in.

"Such a obedient girl, taking me in so easily."

You started to rock back and forth, and he moaned. "I thought we were supposed to be keeping quiet, Father."

He tugged at your hair, and you groaned.

"I'm not so good at it, my little Delilah."

Father Gwil began to thrust into you, and your eyes rolled back as your mouth opened, but no sound came out.

"You like knowing you could easily bring my downfall, don't you?"

One hand came to rub at your clit while the other dug into your hip. There would be bruises there tomorrow, not that you cared.

"Are you going to ruin me, my Delilah?"

He buried his face in your neck, leaving many kisses and bites.

"Are you ready to repent, my child?"

You nodded, gripping onto his thighs.

"Yes, Father."

He grunted, and you felt his seed shoot into you. He lifted you off of him without warning, and you yelled. He laid you on the ground gently before pushing his head between your legs.

"Oh, Father!"

Father Gwil was relentless in his licking and sucking on your clit, but it was him starting to fuck you with his tounge that brought you to the edge. He pulled up, mouth wet, and you pulled him to you, needing to taste yourself on him. His mouth opened easily and the taste of yourself on his tounge was incredible. After a while he pulled back and helped you up, clearing his throat.

"I think we still have more to work on. Will I see you next week, my child?"

You nodded.

"Yes, Father."