#ily josh

[stop-talking]

Jhutch community: "omg Josh is so good with kids!!! DILF material!!"

Literally Josh Hutcherson:

*is following an account called "kids getting hurt"*

It's exactly what it sounds like. Just videos of kids eating shit.

[chipswsalsa]

i think it happened. i think jake lane finally got me.

[buttlet]

having a very normal and completely sane reaction to the fnaf movie teaser!

[ervotica]

i just saw someone talk about pornstar!patrick and my third eye opened up

shut up i’ll die actually

warnings; smut, 18+, fem!reader, pornstar!patrick, p in v sex, allusions to reader being eaten out, patrick is hot <3

a/n; i’m insane for this actually. pls send more pornstar!patrick asks i’ll beg for them 🥹

this is him <3

thinking of a self made pornstar!patrick, started off making solo videos of him jerking off in the dirty backseat of his car. utterly surprised when viewers couldn’t get enough of him and he earned enough money to make a living off of making porn of himself.

he starts inviting other men, women - anyone who shows interest in him and his videos - to shoot with him, and soon he has a plethora of people lining up for a chance to fuck him, even if it’s on camera.

he bypasses the entire queue when he catches wind of you, a soft little thing with a mean streak he so desperately wants to explore, and he’s running straight to your messages to set a date.

he pays for your transport and your stay — a five star hotel that is far more expensive than anywhere you’ve been in your entire life.

it doesn’t feel orchestrated when the camera starts filming. it doesn’t feel like an act as he works you up with his hot breath over your cunt and two thick fingers that sink into your weeping hole. it doesn’t feel fake when you bury your fingers into his hair and tug, relishing in the way he moans and ruts his hips into the plush bed beneath you.

and it certainly doesn’t feel fake when he makes you cum harder than you ever have before.

his viewers all envy you, want to be you, when he folds your legs to your chest and feeds you his cock inch by inch. it’s a tight fit, that’s for sure, but you’ve never felt more full, more stretched in your life, and you fucking love it.

the way the head of his cock, a visceral red, notches against your entrance as he sinks in in in, further than you thought possible until the weeping slit burrows against your cervix, the way you keen and clutch at his shoulders as he murmurs praises because you’re being so good, baby, just a little more now.

he’s barely one thrust in before you’re cumming around him with a shudder and a cry, and it’s stronger than anything you’ve ever felt in your life, so easy the way he takes you apart because he’s already memorised your cunt, already knows how to fuck it.

and he’s hooking his arms beneath the dip of your spine, dragging you up to meet his hot mouth in a greedy kiss, all tongues and teeth and fire and passion, and that paired with the way he’s fucking you - the filthy roll of his hips that never slows, never stops - is enough to have you cumming round him again.

he fucks like he’s in love with you and he hates you all at once, spears you open on his cock and keeps you spread out beneath him, teases and taunts until you growl with frustration and claw at him. it makes him laugh, a low, gravelly sound against your lips as he concedes and pistons his hips into you with more fervour than before.

once you’re well and truly fucked out, you crawl between his legs and wrap your mouth around him, and he’s sure he meets god.

and then the camera comes off, and a switch flips in him as he watches you laying on the bed, breathing heavily, eyes closed, a sleepy smile on your face.

patrick zweig might just be in love.

the video skyrockets in views and profits, climbing straight to the most popular he’s ever made. viewers beg him to keep you as a permanent fixture within his channel. and, well, who would he be if he didn’t give the people what they want?

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challengers taglist; @diorrfairy @igotmajordaddyissues @xotwod-jade @imbabycowboy @cloudnitee @hobocatton

[hearts4-jhutch]

he’s so cute he looks like a baby deer/fawn

tell me there’s no resemblance.

[coldasyou]

Make me choose: @beachsread asked Dust and Ashes or Times Are Hard For Dreamers?

[hollis-art]

got a little bit fixated on the gay firefighter show,,,

[futureman]

today on "my pinterest algorithm has a mind of its own":

(i lied, she's just like me fr)

[peetapeetapumpkineata]

@xxitzrileyjonesxx I made you an edit.. :3

[feelslikegold]

goodnight to josh and jake attempting to not say shit but jake lost <3

[stop-talking]

Guys I'm sorry it's been so long since I posted a fic (so here's a treat)

I crave validation for my writing (literally jump up and down every time I get one like, explode at comments/reblogs) but I haven't posted anything in so long that my notifs are dead.

So like I have no motivation to write but my motivation to write comes from writing so its an endless loop aurgjagshs !!!!

Anyways my apologies I have 3 drafts in the works right now, here's a snippet from part 2 of "Older; not Wiser" (the fic as a whole is x fem reader but this snippet is gender neutral <3)

(smut under the cut)

[stardustvanfleet]

i am yearning so bad for my twinnies rn….. goodnight everyone ily all so so much !!! 🩷🫶🏻

[myfriendtheghost]

i'm trying so fucking hard to not read anything else into it besides the fact that he had his in-ears in, but i'm right there with you 🥺 as soon as i heard him say "i can't hear a fuckin thing" my heart stopped and i literally got nauseous

I know he’s a grown ass man but he makes me so nervous sometimes UGH 😭

[theoldgaylion]

When Arthur and John get separeted, Arthur will have scary dog bf privilege without even being together can you believe his luck????

[sebvettelsv5]

REAL ‼️‼️‼️