#ily ofc but dude What The Fuck

[tlatia-the-radiant]

- @askthecaptiangeneral

I will club you to death with your own fucking femur

[irritablepoe]

one thing about me is that i'll freeze to death when angry. like i'm shaking and not from anger, it's just that i get so cold

[waywardsalt]

playing albw world and boy. did i miss the maiamais

[buntanteen]

svt fic recs list <3 - sub!ot13 for september - nsfw ver.

nsfw reader insert fics!! mdni. (majority is afab reader)

✩ svt writing & fic rec masterlist ✩

note: here's 30 subby/soft/pathetic/virgin!seventeen fic recs for each day of september :3 enjoy <3

✩ ot13 works ✩

❥ seventeen's reaction of you calling them 'baby boy' for the first time - @wannabelife

crying and dying at shua's. shy baby junnie~ kyeommie and gyu are SUCH baby boys i cannottttt. poor vernon failing his game cuz he was flustered 😔

❥ svt mtl — humiliation kink! - @cheolhub

pathetic mingyu agenda let's fucking gaurrrrrr. mean joshie do whatever u want to me, thanks dude :3

❥ mtl svt: to be a sub around you but act like the one in charge publicly - @ncteez

ofc vernon and mingyu are at the top hehe. SIMP SEOKMINNIE YAYY. DINO'S HAD ME CACKLING PLSS JFKBD. the shua one is so *chef's kiss*

❥ thigh riding sub!seventeen - @applesooyoung

omg shy shua is killing me here. show me your pretty face pretty boy, pls 🥺🥺 nonnie trying to nochalantly hint at what he wants is taking me out hjvfkb. wanna hear channie's moans soooo bad. he'd sound so good when he feels good

❥ praise kinks (not ot13) - @mountainficss

...i may have kink for giving praise...

❥ mtl submissive - @nonuify

power bottom kwannie agenda let's geddittt. bratty hannie...*sigh* HE'S ALWAYS BRATTY JKFBK I CAN'T HANDLE HIM ARGBK

✩ choi seungcheol/scoups ✩

❥ sub!seungcheol - @mountainficss

coups is too grr to immediately want to try out being subby. loveee the idea that he's a bit bratty when he doesn't get his way *side eyes ever moment he sulks or whines*

✩ yoon jeonghan ✩

❥ sub jeonghan - @mountainficss

subby jeonghan thank u thank u thank u. imagining his fuck-me-eyes and his fucked out expression has me *jumps out window*

✩ hong joshua ✩

❥ edging + overstim sub joshua - @mountainficss

sweet shua taking everything we give him 🥺🥺

❥ pup - @toruro

shua is such a good pretty pup in this fic omfg s

❥ sub!shua - @sluttywonwoo

sensitive subby obedient shua?? sign me up

✩ wen junhui ✩

❥ sub!jun - @sluttyminghao

pretty shy subby junnie. just wants to be good and feel good aww :((

❥ sub jun - @mountainficss

good lil behaved sub junjun oh ily. such a shy lil brat

✩ kwon soonyoung/hoshi ✩

❥ sub hoshi - @mountainficss

subby hoshi just being a brat and instigating just so he can be pleasured omfg

❥ sub!hoshi - @hannieehaee

subby soonie is sooo pathetic i'm in love??? he's so whiny and desperate hehe

✩ jeon wonwoo ✩

❥ sub!wonwoo - @sluttyminghao

sensitive nonu and leaving marks on his thighs yes pls thank yewwww

❥ sub!wonwoo + praise kink - @sluttyminghao

nonu's puppy eyes have me so weak y'all don't get it (u probably do lmao) praising this good boy ahhhh

✩ lee jihoon/woozi ✩

❥ sub!jihoon x sub!reader - @hannieehaee

cockwarming to fucking? jihoon's pretty hands all over??? yes pleaseee

❥ sub!woozi - @jeonghantis

fuck, imaging his pretty cute voice all needy and whining to be fucked has me weakkk

✩ xu minghao/the8 ✩

❥ slutty sub minghao - @mountainficss

playing with minghao's nipples until he's all sensitive i- kjvbfk

✩ kim mingyu ✩

❥ himbo puppy mingyu - @mountainficss

degrading and praising big dumb himbo puppy gyu?? aHHHHHH

❥ overstimulating sub!gyu - @sluttywonwoo

is mingyu whimpered at me, i'd fold immediately too

❥ chained up good boy!mingyu - @duhnova

obedient puppy boy mingyu save me plsssss

✩ lee seokmin/dokyeom ✩

❥ puppy seokmin - @mountainficss

cutie puppy hybrid who just wants his person so fucking bad arghhh s

❥ sub!seokmin - @hannieehaee

pliant lil seokminnie just wanting cunt so bad jkbks

✩ boo seungkwan ✩

❥ rough sex with sub seungkwan - @mountainficss

whining and begging?? meet his needs pls, the baby deserves it. but he's also a cute lil fuck toy, y'know? 🥰

✩ chwe hansol/vernon ✩

❥ his first time (virgin!vernon) - @sluttywonwoo

i adore the concept of soft hansol not wanting to cum so quickly gfdbkjns

❥ sub!vernon - @hannieehaee

playing with subby nonnie's cock and making him feel that good? yes pls :3

✩ lee chan/dino ✩

❥ cumming in his pants - @sluttywonwoo

fuck, i'm so in love with the idea of him priding himself on holding back...only to ruin his pants because it just feels so so so good~ poor baby wanted to cum in reader's cunt 😔

❥ sub! chan who's only comfort is your tits - @monamipencil

needy chan just needy for tiddies after a long day :((( (what a mood tho)

ames note: i made this solely because of alliteration (sub, svt, september) lol. i planned doing this about a month ago but i procrastinated lmao. so i quickly went through this so it is slightlllllyyyyyy late (sorry~). i hope y'all enjoy the filth ς(.-‿-)ఇ

[witchwyfe]

hi lola happy valentine's day!! may i please request ♡ [ company ] to hang out with them when neither have a date for the night with the platonic kook friend group? ever since the obx3 trailer dropped i've been missing my boys 😔 thank youu ILY and i hope ur doing well <333

pairing - platonic friend group x female reader

prompt - [ company ] to hang out with them when neither has a date for the night

cw - cursing

a/n - OFC BESTIE this is such a cute request thank you <3 i've been missing them too :)

“Dude, what are you doing here?” Topper asks, when you’re both pulling into Rafe’s expansive driveway. “Thought you had a date tonight.”

You shrug flippantly, shaking your head. “He cancelled it. Something about wanting to give his ex-girlfriend another shot.”

He winces. “Shit, I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be. I’m kind of relieved anyway. First date on Valentine’s Day is intense, I’d much rather be here with you, Rafe, and Kelce.”

He grins, swinging his arm to rest around your shoulders. “We’re happy to have ya, bug, the three lonely sacks of shit and our pretty best friend.”

“Shut up,” You shove at his chest, giggles slipping through your lips.

Once everyone had been updated on your status for the evening—and you’d told them to quit with the pitying looks—you were on the couch between Rafe and Kelce, a bowl of popcorn in your lap.

Topper wanted to watch a rom-com first but was vetoed by you, Rafe, and Kelce. So, Die Hard is playing on the tv, while Topper peruses rom-com lists on Letterboxd so he can choose the next movie.

“Do you guys prefer 13 Going on 30 or Clueless?” Topper asks loudly, shoving popcorn into his mouth.

“Clueless!” You can Kelce call out in unison, while Rafe says, “13 Going on 30.” Three separate times.

“Christ, why’d I even ask it’s my turn to pick next anyway.”

You giggle, leaning against Kelce’s shoulder. Topper mumbles and grumbles throughout the rest of the movie until it’s finally his turn.

“Fuck yeah!” Rafe cheers when Topper searches his choice. “I love the Princess Bride!”

You giggle again, pulling a blanket up underneath your chin. The sound of your best friends simultaneously whispering and shushing each other makes you feel warm and fuzzy, the thought of your canceled date the last thing on your mind.

© witchwyfe 2023. absolutely no reposting, translating, or modifying, even with credit.

[littleplantfreak]

Mariiii !! ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡ Hi hi love!!

I just saw your rb of the self ship trope. I need to hear your meet cute with Ume!! Esp with that tag I need to know ♡︎ only ofc if you feel comfy sharing!!

Okay ilysm and you’re so talented and I hope you’re having an amazing day bye!! 🏃🏻‍♀️💨💨✨💖

it seems im being spoiled today o(｀ω´ )o hugs and kisses for both of you!!!!

Sam ily too and you better be having an even more amazing day wtf >:T

Em you tell me about your meet cute with ume 🔫 or else im calling the police

It’s under the cut as per usual since I don’t wanna bother anyone too much with it 😘

First thing’s first, I can and will have beef with anyone given the opportunity. It’s not that i’m particularly hateful or anything im just weird sometimes?

A slight detour to elementary school me. I’ve always been decent at art so I’d get told how good I am by the teachers and stuff and i was just a smug little bastard. But there was a girl who always got her stuff put up on the hallway walls because it was so good. So in jealousy, I committed her name to memory and every time i saw it I’d be like 😡 i cannot stand this girl. I didn’t tell anyone about this one sided beef and i didn't try and look for her or anything but then fast forward 4 years to like… 8th grade. I’m in high school because we don't have a middle school and i think about my best friend’s name (who i’ve known for a year at this point) and what the fuck did i realize? She was that bitch i hated in elementary school. It took me a year to realize I had years old beef with my best friend 🤦‍♀️

Anyways I feel like it’d be something similar to that lmfao. I’d go to my local greenhouse to pick up a specific type of seed only to find they’re bought out and the culprit is none other than some dude named Umemiya so now I've got beef with this guy because WHO buys all the Mr.Stripey tomato seeds??? The baby spinach too?? C'mon. Again no one but me knows about this beef, and one day i'm at the greenhouse again, talking to the sweet white haired guy who lets me just yap at him for an hour every time we see each other, whose arms I gush over to my friends and what happens? The owner calls him over and uses the name Umemiya. Flabbers seriously ghasted. I'm like "Sorry I never actually asked your name!" and when he confirms it I'm like

I absolutely can't hate this guy at this point because he's him and I don't tell him about any of that until we've been together for at least a year. Totally out of nowhere too, I'll be making us food at my place and just say "Y'know I used to hate you because you took all the tomato seeds? Yeah if I hadn't talked to you beforehand we would've exchanged blows but I love you now so don't worry about it.

[yakultii]

today was the 1st of July and it was probably the longest day of the year I could have sworn 3 days have passed since I saw the 1st on my calendar this morning what the heck!!…. time for positives of today !! I woke up at a decently early time and also my package arrived w some new clothes for the first time in literal years decades even and I guessed the sizes for everything and everything is so perfect I love it (I wish I had friends or social media like the olden days so they could see my new fits) and also I went for a walk (though it wasn’t the most enjoyable cos I didn’t listen to my audiobook/instead listened to Taylor hill talk about how her dog died from cancer so that was depressing (and now I think about it probs put off the vibes for the rest of the day/though maybe coincidental cos there were previous signs) and also cos I threw up beforehand for unknown reasons and also it was very cold outside but it was still nice to be outside and smile at a few strangers (a reminder I’m still in the world) and I felt good about going out for a walk - shitty iphone pics from walk below)… getting better at just powering through the physical exhaustion? and ignoring the pain in my body(sometimes when I can actually breathe sometimes bc mostly it’s in my chest and it ranges from tightness to stabbing to radiating down my arms and more yikeys ) which I’m not sure is a good thing but it’s the only way I know how to move forward throughout my days rn and seems to be working?(delulu) keen for uni classes to go back next week but unsure how my energy levels will cope but staying hopeful!we will see..also I am so fucking grateful for hot showers omg for the ppl in this world who live somewhere cold and don’t have access to the boiling hot shower from the bottom of my heart I’m so deeply sorry oh god :( and also I just ordered some random foods bc tonight’s meal went to shit as did the last few hrs in general but I’m really excited for what the delivery dude will bring me in 1hr I actually bought some yakult for the first time in a little while too <33 and some fun lil snacks like kefir and matcha and some more hot chocolate and I got marshmallows like I dreamed of the other day as well as some ingredients to have burritos tomorrow :) tomorrow my main goals are just to clean up my apartment the best I can and eat and drink well bc I can feel my body is tired and so is my mind.. and make burritos ofc :)) I hope y’all are having a nice day and holding onto the light!! Ily <33

[my-castles-crumbling]

Cas! It's me caring anon (thank you for the name bbg ♥️). I just got back from school and I had seen your reply in the morning, so I decided to do what you asked me to do.

Right so, in school I literally cornered Lottie after 3rd period in the fucking washroom (bcoz I legit couldn't find her anywhere else), at first it was very awkward because she thought that i was trying to confront her about the crush thingy and she tried to apologise to me , but I was like no pls don't it isn't ur fault. So when we finally got into the topic and i told her abt J's plan, she was shocked at first. This is how the conversation went:

Me: J has a crush on you and he is planning to-

Lottie: wait J has a crush on me? Is this why you kept leaving the room for suspiciously long periods of time while we were hanging out?

Me: ... yeah but that's not the problem. J is basically planning to ask you out infront of the whole fucking school after the match on Friday.

Lottie: WTF? Pls tell me ur joking.

Me: i wish dude but no that dumbass is really planning to do that.i tried to convince him otherwise but he wouldn't listen and he just kept asking me why and i obviously couldn't tell him. So I kinda came up with an alternative solution...

Lottie: what did you come up with?

Me: can I tell him that I heard through the grapevine that you're not interested and he should drop the matter?

Lottie: that's a good idea but would J believe it? I mean he is kinda stubborn.

Me: yeah...but what else can we do? I really don't want J to get hurt or put u in an awkward position.

Lottie: oh thanks,but can I have some time to think about it?

Me: yeah yeah ofc.

So yeah, that's that and now I'm really fucking panicking, bcoz as much as I concerned about Lottie it's really J I am more worried about. He doesn't have the best experience when it comes to relationships and i m really scared that how this Lottie thing will affect him.

Anyways thank you so much for ur advice ur really like guardian angel! Ily ♥️

Hi!!

Thanks for the update!

I think at this point, you're doing all you can do, you know? Continue to try to talk J out of it, but sometimes people need to make those mistakes on their own. Be prepared to be there for him if he does end up deciding to ask Lottie out.

I think you're a really good friend, and this is a tough situation to be in. You're doing a great job trying to take everyone's feelings into account <3

[baekhvuns]

HIIII BAEKSSSSS I missed you 😔 how are you? Wsp? How's everything?

Man, I've been pretty peaceful I'd say..kinda idk. Maybe the calm before the storm but that's besides the point. I miss your work so so so much 🥹🥹🥹 like rlly, not wanting to pressurise you just GIRL RLLY MADE 2022 SUCH A GOOD EXPERIENCE.

Anyways I've been watching a ton of stuff ofc, found a new pakistani drama 😈😈 well it's kind of the same plot as u wld guess, but I like this one it's like if not a lot then a bit diff frm the same ass dynamic. It's like a first daughter x youngest son the fun part is it was supposed to be, first daughter x first son but he was a jerk and a red flag. So yes...it'd be fun, it's a silly dynamic imo ik for sure there are going to be a ton banters.

ALSO dude these asmr Rps be getting Outta hand 😭 Nah cz i cried. I CRIED. THE ANGST OHHHHH. Some asmr artists are just so fucking good like alanakamakwk i felt like I was in a movie.

Lemme tell u a bit abt it, so the concept was basically, an old bsf comes back into the listener's life not in a bad way or anything just cz the bsf lived farrrrr away.

"do you wanna see the new tattoo i got?"

LIKE OKAY and then we did trace them too and a while later the convo goes deep "i got this tattoo bcz u told me seven years ago, what you don't rmr?" And then he sort of reminisces over the old times

"and that day..I went home, and texted you how much I liked you. And wanted to hang out with you a bunch.."

"that didn't happen I never texted you."

BRO OMG OMG ONWKWJWKW IM TELLING YOU THE FREAKIN TENSION BW ME AND MY HEADPHONES.

And then the best part was the listeners bf calls who also used to be friends with the bsf, and goes "i love you."

In hopes of hearing it frm us too. "Dear...?" Silence.

NO CUZ IMAGINE STANDING IN FRONT OF SOMEONE U ACTUALLY LOVE AND U GOTTA SAY ILY TO YOUR BF WHAT??? OMG.

And then when he comes out to go run errands he talks to the bsf AKA THE ASMR ARTIST I TELL U HIS VOICE *melts*

"we'll see you right?"

"... farewell"

That's the visual representation of me I'm not even kidding. And....he just leaves. LIKE THAT?? WHAT ABOUT US AHHHH *dies*

Nah but yes, I've been obsessed now. At least it makes me feel something 😮‍💨

Ok also no way my old Bollywood obsession is dying anytime soon *listens to bol na halke halke*

Anyways bye bye baeks MAKE SURE TO TELL ME ABT YOURSELF HOW U DOING AND STUFF OK?? OK MWAH ILY 🤭

YOU SENT THIS LAST WEEK AND I JUST KIND OF LOGGED INFBWNDBSK SO SORRY

i hope you’re doing well!! i’m currently sick bc of a heatwave i caught at a wedding 🥰🥰

i’m glad you’re feeling peaceful! AND DHSKDHKW DONT MENTION IT FNDMSKC ITS BEEN 2 YEARS 😭😭😭 maybe my writing bug just dimmed LMFAOOOO haven’t been on here or read anything, ive been in my drafts just giggling and reading but never like posting or writing fbdndb but ive kind of, maybe wanting to write something for fall time which i’m not sure ill post but it’s got me smiling a bit!

WHAT IS THE SHOW TELL ME 🔫

omg i can never get behind asmr, i have this thing called misophonia, i just despise the way the arm sounds make my ears feel fmandksb i just feel triggered BUT U CRIED BC OF IT WHY 😭😭

u gotta send me the link of it bc the voice actor u say… 👁

does our bollywood obsession rly die 😭😭 the new tauba tauba got me going a bit crazy,,, heard the jannat bgm but sad version and iM OBSESSED WITH IT, it lowkey inspired me to think and write <3 got me giggling and imaging stuff <3 in my pillow fbwndbsj

[weirdcat1213]

another day another week ANOTHER FUCKING VOLUME-

okok lets relax

vol 11 thoughts

chap 1:

you know i barely remember this so it should be fun :D

-CHAPEL IDC IF THIS A FLASHBACK BUT THE TF OUT OF MY HOUSE

-"all he did was to shoot you in the spine" lmao elendira calling legato a baby is my favorite thing

-you know what girlie youre so right- oh a joke? damn it

-ily zazie, youre so cool

-VASH SLEEPING IN THE CAR :D

-oh hey brad is here

-ah NO NOT THE AFTERMATH MOMENTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-brad, brad, honey....he knows

-why is my poor baby apologizing :c

-i mean brad's fears are valid and all but HE DOESNT KNOW AND WE KNOW AND VASH KNOWS AND ITS ALL JUST REALLY SAD

-GIVE MY MAN A BREAK LMAO XD

-also i can relate to livio here cuz rn my environment is too trusting and im so paranoid about security like yeah vash, i would never sleep in the back of a car of someone whom i just met you dumbass-

-shut up literally shut up

-fair

-Ion Blaster TM time :3

-final phase you say-

-oh....oh no. vash, this is gonna be one of those moments where you sigh and curse knives for being kinda right

-oh he angy xd

-OHH RIGHT YEAH

-yeap...they are fucked atm

-OMG ITS THEM THEYRE COMING YIPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D

chap 2

-THEYRE ALMOST HEREEEEE

-catch me being that guy when the end comes (just a dude in a coat with a hat playing music, thats gonna be me)

-oh god no, the worst and most boring thing you could do is to label knives as a terrorist. the guy is so much more and that word just doesnt fit him

-yes thank you! no time for nonsense

-THERE SHE IS HEY GIRLLLLL ITS BEEN SO LONG, TOO LONG, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY :3

-MILLY MY BELOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

-when was the last time we saw them? 2 volumes ago?

-"i would never would have imagined this. that the world could change so fast" and that goes on the list of "timeless trigun things" or TTT for short

-:c

-wait so...transphobe guy? get yeeted

-oh...oh i didnt remember...oh i will cry

-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the reunioooooooooon

-look at their fucking faces, they missed each other so much

-tbh if i met the most jesus-allegory guy ever, then lost trail of where or how he was for 2 volumes of a manga ,to find him later in the middle of a silly fight i would also cry

-that scene with the pieces of earth announcement makes me kinda sad, no one will come for us

-geesus christ

-ohhh kinda pretty tho, looks like a phoenix

chap 3:

-"its all happening so fast" yeah sorry dude, its a trigun tradition

-HE LOOKS SO HAPPY, HIS DUTY (according to him) OF PROTECTING THE PEOPLE IS ALMOST DONE

-"do you want me to come along?" he would be the best person to go to public places when you are too anxious to talk to strangers

- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT ASK PLS NO

-livio honey what was the idea here "oh you guys seem like you liked him. i actually killed him. well not me but also me. im sorry"

-milly my girl is cursed to be the 1st and og wolfwood stan in any version. we feel your pain girl

-LMAO THE NOTE ABOUT ZAZIE XD

-AWWWWWWWWWWWWW :3 A BAG OF LITTLE THINGSSS

-NOT VASH CARRYING FIGURINES AROUND, HES LIKE ME FR FR WITH MY KEYCHAINS

-also ofc he has rare figurines, the man has had enough time to look for it lmao

-ok but imagine if vash actually had lost the coins xd

-the pressure and guilt livio must feel rn. his brother died trying to protect him and he has the official Vash Thinks Youre Cool stamp. he has to change cuz if he doesnt he would throw all of that away and really stop being human

-you did good brad

-"must be lonely" im eating my own arm

-oh im really crying over this, ok, fun

-i also dont know what to do vash the stampede but im begging you to ASK FOR HELP YOU MFFFFFFFFFF

-AH SHIT ZAZIE NO

-AH FUCK ITS HIM

chap 4:

-july 20th? ah great, july 20th-21st is cursed here too

-rad as hell as always

-huh, i expected knives to just yeet them on sight

-i would say him and humans are pretty much alike but ok, sure,hm

-i love her being suspicious of legato 1st xd

-i wonder how can this go wrong, seems like a solid plan

-oh right...him

-YEAH GO GET HIM >:3

-oh...oh thats so cool. like his body doesnt work...but he controls it...but not in the same way a human would...wow

-OH BEAUTIFUL EYE HOLY SHIT THATS BEAUTIFUL

-GATE CONSUMING STUFF YOU SAY.....HMMMMM I WONDER WHERE I SAW THE SAME TRIGUN CONCEPT-

(side note: "you still dont know how to control your gate" SO THATS HOW IT LOOKS WHEN YOU CONTROL IT? IT ONLY CONSUMES/CREATE WHAT YOU WANT?? ORANGEEE)

-MAGIC BULLETSSSSSS

-LMAO THE HOLE XD

-vash you cant say shit about silly haircuts im sorry

-also "new hair new outlook"...........i will curl myself into the moon

-they forgor

-who are you

-also ngl i never got the idea of what the coins did so lets find out

chap 5:

-SHES FUCKING HERE REJOICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-wait wdym neural blocking programs

-LMAO XD

-LIVIO IS SO SCARED AND WITH REASON

-just the two of us :3

-i love his game face and then its just "ugh i cant do this" xd

-"fight vash the stampede fight" me cheering vash on in stampede

-vash i love you but you cant call my wife a bitch, thats not polite

-oh livio, oh i didnt get to appreciate you too much on my 1st read but come here man, come here. youre doing great

-they have officially trauma bonded :3 (ik thats a terrible oversimplification but leave me alone)

-"is it possible for something created by humans to completely break away from their creators?" yes next question

-OH NO IS THIS THE VOLUME WITH *THAT SCENE*?

-"you really have become a crybaby" and im glad cuz she was always so serious with her job and all, now she can express her feelings more

-STOPPPP THIS ALWAYS GETS ME CUZ AHHHHHH STOP

-AH NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :C

-...........and thats story is technically stampede but anyway jajajajaja :D

-the prettiest eyes

-FUNNY ENOUGH HE DOES LOOK LIKE A BUG

-OH ITS TIME ITS FUCKING TIME HOLY SHIT

chap 6:

-the title :c

-liviooooooo :c

-HEY! my boi can still kick your ass >:[

-DONT YOU EVEN *DARE*

-just leave him out of this pls

-i love that he still considers himself human <3 i want to think wolfwood taught him that indirectly

-FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

-I MEAN YES YOURE RIGHT BUT CAN YOU NOT???

-huh, the silhouette kinda looks like wolfwo- *gunshot*

-i love knowing exacty what livio is thinking rn

-aww :3

-liviooooooooooo :c

-his cowboy era is about to start im so proud of him :')

[wildestdreamsblog]

Heyyy therrreee 💕

I don't even know where to start like? I absolutely devoured the new Elysian chapter and hunny, Dr!Jin is in for a lot of explanation🤦‍♂ like dude, everyone knows that you like her (except you) !? I meannn , I wouldn't be surprised cause the OC seems to be a ray of sunshine with a dark past ofc) and I wouldn't be surprised if the whole ass hospital had a crush on her lol. Coming back to the plot, can I just say how much I love it? Like the way you write the stories so intricately with a deep understanding of the character? And the characters? Oh, the characters! They each have a lot of depth and distinct personalities like, I'm so sorry but I'm out of words 😭😭😭 Moving to the newest chapter, as it was said before, Dr Kim has fucked up big time, like you ruined the progress with your own mouth 😮‍💨 Aakkkhhahh !! I can't wait for the next update !!

P. S : I began reading latibule (that's a gorgeous piece of work by itself) and then discovered Elysian (my favorite-cause my bias is jin lol) andd -okay I'm not gonna go on a rant anymore.

But I just wanted to say how much of a good writer you are cause I would want this kind of content to be published in actual books! Take care ❤

-🌼

Hello, good day. U have my heart.

ASDFGHJKL THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SENDING THIS! AND YES SHES POPULAR SKSKSKS SEOKJIN WILL BE A JEALOUS MESS 🥴🫣🫡

He’s so in denial that Jungkook is so done with him. Man even bought a house while drunk for them to grow old in but still won’t admit he likes her. But ofc, it’s because he saw what ‘love’ was from his father. His father’s ‘love’ for his mom was dark and he didn’t want that. Somewhere in his mind, he has this thought that there’s a big chance hed end up like him. This is also why he did a complete 180 and became a doctor and let Yoongi take the reins of the mafia.

His control is amazing, but everyone is scared that time will come when it will snap…

And omg 🥺 it is my dream to have my stories published and meet the readers and discuss with them and fangirl with them 🥺🥺🥺 thank you so much for reaching out ily 🫶🏻

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Whats your fav jjba episode?

mAN.. thats really a hard one to awnser??

OK OK,,, if you will allow me i can probably pick a fav or two per part

i think my all time fav episode IS the rat hunting episode, its a DiU ep, its got rats, and its a cute silly ep with jotaro and josuke and jotaro almost dies in the funniest way he coulda so it kinda hits a lot of fav elements for me

BUT

Phantom Blood: honestly? its hard to say because i think the manga is better and the anime was weirdly segmented for eps. it kinda slumps in the middle for me

so i think I like the Youth with Dio ep, something about it is very fun to me...

Battle Tendency: OUGH so this ones hard because i think p solidly i loVE the first ep

i think Joseph at the start of Battle Tendecy carried the strongest best traits of Joseph that Araki kinda left behind, like being really nice and passionate about things that mattered even if it put himself in danger, as well as having a hair trigger fight response when it cames to ppl bothering him, or more importantly bothering the people he cares about.. they cut out a bit of him and erinas bestie stuff from the manga which is sO sad

but i think "New Yorks JoJo" captures my favirote snap shot of silly fun bastard joseph that i love that he lost, with so many funny antics and such and his FUCKIGN SIGHT WITH STRAIZO IS SOO GOOD

BUT if i didnt go with that, id had to go with the chariot fight ep, so kinda two eps as this spans over both with the "a True Warrior" and "A Warrior Returns to the Wind" WHICH THE LATER EP TITLE MAKES ME SOOO WEEPY GOOD LURD ILY WHAM

Stardust Crusaders: SO THIS ONE IS HARD BECAUSE ITS SO FUCKING LONG AND SO MANY CHUNKS OF STUFF SPAN 2 AND 3 PARTERS

but mmm probably one of the D'arby fights,,, its hard to pick my fav? they both are really iconic and their the ones i remember the best/most fondly out of all Stardust tbh

Diamond is Unbreakable: LIKE I SAID THIS IS PROBABLY THE RAT HUNTING EP ITS SO GOOD I LOVE IT SO MUCH LOL

i really think nearly every ep in DiU is really great, i think their all classic and i really dont have many i find a drag like i tend to in other parts. the yukako eps are really fun, LETS GO EAT ITALIAN FOOD IS A CLASSIC, THE INVISIBLE BABY EP, the intro ep for rohan are great just for the ending where josuke kills him <3, MIKITAKA EP!!! UGH a lot of good ones

but the rat hunting ep wins for me, for having a rat in it

Golden Wind:.. im so sorry this ones kinda easy only because.. i dont... really like golden wind as a whole

But its Spice Girl vs. Notorious B.I.G. i think its the best fight in the whole part and its a big reason i wish trish gotten to do more. i would KILL for a trish and bruno team up fight....

dont get me wrong i loVE a lot of other fights, Narancia and formaggio fight is fun, the secco fight is sO fun, i also love the greatful dead and Beach Boy fight

but 100% its the spice girl ep for me, i think its really fucking excellent

Stone Ocean: AGAIN A TOUGHY BECAUSE I REALLY DO LIKE ALL OF STONE OCEAN VERY MUCH

but fuck dude, i think just based off the top of my head, its either the gwess fight or the mcqueen fight. i think i just love how silly they are, the gwess and mcqueen are my poor little meow meows

BUT UGHHH the Limp Biskit episode really is a good one to man... i rEALLY loved watching that one with no prior knowledge

AND THE DRAGON DREAM EP, but tbh while i LOVE FF and Dragon Dream in there, the ep and fight itself are fine. the concept fine just a lil boring

and ofc i love the brando bro eps, and rikiels was probably my favirote.

sdjkghjkd i think i just really liked the sILLY ones

[trickarrows-bishop]

just send me kj thoughts, autistic or hoh idm

hmmmm 💥💥💥

autistic kj :

she would definitely LOVE a pair of noise cancelling headphones oh my god

me thinks she would also probably have a service dog in a modern au - WAIT PATTI MAYBE ???

she will find something new to hyperfixate on and eventually will start to talk to mac about it. after a while she gets scared bc mac hasn’t said anything and apologises and mac is like ??? what i was listening why r u being quiet stop no wait come back i wanna hear more pls <3

she and mac in a modern au would play minecraft together btw this isn’t even autistic kj this is just The Truth

hoh kj

she probably doesn’t go out that often without one of the paper girls with her. especially like with people outside of the group because she’s worried they’ll make fun of the fact she’s hoh.

that’s acc why she prefers to work on hell day as she would then have to stay in on halloween instead of going to parties with the chances of being in large crowds of loud people

she and mac (when they’re gfs ofc) learn how to sign ily to each other and do it before they go off on their separate ways on their newspaper rounds <333

OLD WATCH KJ EHEHEHEHEHE

she probably feels really odd and out of place at her parent’s funeral dude. she doesn’t even remember these two people, and they’re… her parents? that’s her mom and dad? but she doesn’t even remember them…

when they get back to their timeline i imagine she doesn’t want to at the beginning but mac tells her to try out for the hockey team again. at first she’s great, but then there’s an incident with a player on the opposite team. it’s nothing serious- it’s like any other game when one player accidentally shoves into the other in the heat of the competition. but kj stills. was she being violent? fuck she should never have done this.

[anarkali-disco-chali]

So here it is... for y'all

Last year , during March- April sth I was in love with him. I met him on Instagram we were in some random groups and because I needed some help. I asked people in that group and he said, "I think I can help".

Without thinking anything. I slide into his dm. HAHAHA

And then we started talking, like everyday, everytime, every hour and guess what he became a part of my life. And things get horrified when you know you're getting attached to that one person. The fact is we never met each other. We talked on the phone, chat and literally everything. Basically he is from Mumbai and I'm from chattisgarh ofc it's impossible to see each other.

So, one day I texted him and said," okay, listen I really like you and wrote a cringe paragraph that i regret".

And his reply broke my heart, He said ," Dude, I'm in a fucking relationship".

I was like ohh-

and immediately unfriend him. Like that was so embarassing for me. Imagine proposing a guy and he's in a relationship. The first thing is if you're in a relationship then how can you talk to another girl??? He use to say ily ily while texting those days.

We stopped talking my life seemed so dull.

After few days, I got a text from his friend," Dude, text him". I thought he need help and I immediately texted him, he said he broke up with his gf.

I don't know what I was feeling cozz, I can't feel the same thing for him so I was like okay-

Not a big deal tho.

AGAINNN

We started talking everyday, I use to ghost him like many times and one day he said he like me..!

I was like a little shocked and i don't know what to say and ofc I rejected him, after all he's a fucking E-BOY.

But then our bond started getting strong, we use to talk daily share our random thoughts. We use to fight a lot but we both knew at the end of the day, We needed no one but each other.

[hermanunworthy]

!DNDADS S2 EP42 SPOILERS!

ep42 live reactions!! LETS GOOOO!!!

- this episode title is so dumb agsjk

- listening to the intro between classes. lets see how this goes

- ITS FUCKING FAMILY GUY. OFC

- OKAY NOW IM ACTUALLY GONNA SIT DOWN AND LISTEN

- idk a lot about dnd classes but the thought of them changing the teens classes makes me sad. taylor is the COOL ANIME LOVING RANGER TEEN!!!

- TAYLOR JUST TAKES AFTER RON NOW LMAO

- TAYLOR SWIFT THE ONE ROGUE HATER IN THE WORLD

- LINCOLN M KICKS ILY SO BAD i actually got scared for a sec that matt was gonna end his soccer dreams. NEVER!!!!

- WILL AT THE PIANO HELP

- beth sounds like shes sick :[ or just really tired but that makes sense bc of the tour

- NEW RON FACT????? OMG

- HOLY SHIT HOLYSHIT SO WE ARE GETTING NPC FACTS OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT HWMRIE FACT OH MY GODDDD IM SCREAMIHN

- "is it normal" IM GONNA BE SICK.

- HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCK. HE REALLY DOES EVERYTHING FOR HIS FUCKINF DAD. THIS IS SOOOOO AAAUGHHGH

- IM NEVER GONNA GET OVER THIS GUYS

- ANTHONY FORGETTING ABOUT HENRY

- NORMAL HELPING HIS FRIENDS W HIS ESSENTIAL OILS MY BABY

- JOEY LUNCHMONEY.

- WILL CAMPOS WHAT DO U HAVE PLANNED FOR HENRY. I AM SHAKING IN MY BOOTS

- NORMAL AND LINC ARGUING OVER WHOSE GRANDPA IS BETTER AWW

- BILLY TALLBOY these are some speaker travis level names

- MATT HEARD "ROLL DANGER" HELPP

- HERMIE MENTION 💪💪 lets hope its the first of many

- LOVING THE NORMAL/LINCOLN DYNAMIC THIS EPISODE

- I FORGOT ABOUT DOOD OOPS

- URINE HEAVEN. that shouldve been the episode title

- MATT DOING THE INSPIRATION CHANT FROM THE LIVE SHOWS KILLED ME FOR SOME REASON

- THE THRONE IS EMPTY. GODS NOT DEAD

- WHY IS PISS SUCH AN ESSENTIAL PART OF THIS SEASON

- looks like boss kicks is going back to being pissfoot again

- HERMIE HOLY FUCK ITS MY GUY

- IS HELL THE BATHROOM???

- ANTHONY AS THE DOLPHIN IS SO GOOD

- I THOUGHT THEY COULDNT GO BACK TO HELL THOUGH

- WAIT WHAT IF THEY SEE TERRY THERE

- WILL SCREAMING "WHAT" IM CRYING

- THIS FUCKING EPISODE MAN LMAOOO

- OH THERES ACTUALLY A SPIRIT HALLOWEEN REALM

- i HOPE they do something w hermie here THEYRE GETTING COSTUMES!!!

- THIS IS MAKING ME SO HYPED FOR HALLOWEEN

- OH NOOO THE COSTUMES ARE PERMANENT

- quite ironic that hermie isnt on board w the costumes thing

- also HERMIE/NORMAL INTERACTION!!! a tiny crumb for me :3

- ELDRITCH BLAST THE PEDOPHILE!!!!

- HERMIE JUST CHEERING THEM ON OFF TO THE SIDE

- LINCOLN MAY BE IN HEAVEN BUT THAT DUDES IN HELL RN MY GOD MULTIPLE DAYS???

- LINCOLNS GONNA FUCKING SNIPE THEM. LIKE FATHER LIKE SON

- LINCOLN IS BLOODIED FROM PISSING WTF IS THIS EPISODE

- DID MATT JUST SAY 16 + 4 = 19

- PISS MAN. IM ACTUALLY CRYING

- A SMOOTHIE?????(

- IM LAUGHING SM IT ACTUALLY HURTS

- NORMAL. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

- HOW DID DARRYL DIE.

- HE FELL WHILE TAKING DOWN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. WHY AM I ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY CRYING

- DARNELL FOUND HIM???

- HE KEEPS THE LIGHTS UP FOR GLENN. WAAAAAA

- they couldve talked to glenn while they were in hell..

- WHAT IS W THE NOODLES!!!

- THEYRE ABOUT TO SEE DARRYL AGAIN. OH MY GOD

- HES WAITING FOR HIS FAMILY AND GETTING EVERYTHING READY FOR THEM OH GOD IM GONNA CRY AGAIN

- GEANT. GRANT

- DARRYL GETTING ALL EXCITED TO SEE RON AGAIN I CANT STOP CRYING

- THEYRE GOING BACK TO GRANTS WEDDING DAY I CANT DO THIS

- "i cant be a dad" "i cant trust his judgement all the time bc he chose me" I AM GOING TO KMS

- GRANT WAS GONNA CALL OFF THE WEDDING BC HE CANT LOVE HIMSELF.

- SCAM????

- WAIT WHAT

- WHAT JUST HAPPENED

- I. WHAT RHE FUUUUCK WAS THAT EPISODE

- OKAY IM SO CONFUSED BY THAT BUT THAT WHOLE EPISODE WAS SO GOOD. I CRIED SM. FROM LAUGHTER AND SADNESS. WOW

[dollivication]

ok so.. this one isnt THAT thirsty but.. life is strange!au where user is max and nero is chloe.. ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) this one akshually only came to my mind bc i think he would look cute w a random blue hair strand kjjjj><

his life takes a full twist bc of his dad(ily vergil) and he turns into a lil edgy rebel:( his childhood bff user leaving out of nowhere also fucks up w his psyche so he starts getting into dangerous shit:(

he needs money asap bc he owes crazy amounts to his dealer so he tries to blackmail the son of a rich family in the school he got expelled from bathrooms— turns out the rich dude has a gun and shots him (╥﹏╥)

luckily 4 daddy long dick js landed in town!! (user came back) they came in just in time and.. somehow froze time? and now.. they rewinded. moments before the guy shot nero..? ofc they interrupt everything by making the fire alarm go off and then saves him:33

at the end of the day the rich guy came in to try and intimidate user but surprise!!! nero appears js in time and they escape together in his van!! ><

nero recognizes user as his childhood bff who he thinks ditched on him on his worst moments and on top of that ghosted him— so its a lil angsty and theres drama and theres also users newfound powers and and and:333

plus point if in this au v is rachel amber:3 its for the sake of the plot i swear.. nerov bffism agenda.. and omfg this is so long?? im sawrryyy i need to b locked AWP

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HDHHJFSFKD DONT WORRY ABOUT IT!!! reading this like i’m a hollywood hacker reading codes :3

albeit i mm not sure what life is strange is about…. i’ve seen some gameplay and LORD!! that fucking game looks both heart wrenching and beautiful… and i’ve heard the music too and it sounds so nice????idk????? i wanna get into it, and this literawy??? motivates me to get it???

🍓non u are making me a changed woman…. i wanna see what THIS IS ABOUT‼️‼️