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h2bakugou · 3 years

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Hey, can I get scenarios with Bakugou, Denki, Todoroki, Izuku in the morning after the whole night doing the "spicy stuff"

a/n: hi hi! yes! gah coming back after a week long break feels so odd. i feel refreshed, im still a bit tired, but all is well! work is coming along, much better than the first job i had KHDFJSFS

all characters aged up 18+ au!!

headcanon: them the morning after sex

key: (y/n) - your name / (f/n) - first name / (l/n) - last name / (e/c) - eye color / (h/c) - hair color / (y/q) - your quirk

warnings: swearing, fluff, mentions of sex, some sexual references

nsfw under the cut!!

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katsuki bakugou

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god this dude.

let's be honest you're probably recuperating from last night's activities.

Even if the lovemaking was nothing more than that, lovemaking, you're going to be sore. He can pack a pretty hefty punch, and a fucking mean thrust.

Bakugou is honestly really affectionate afterward. Before the morning after shenanigans, he's grabbing you a warm towel to clean up before you even fall asleep, and cuddling with you after, making sure you know just how much he loves you as he wipes his cum from between your legs.

But when the morning breaks, and he's up at seven am like a maniac, he's making you breakfast. Because who would he be to fuck your brains out and not make you a meal to atone for the soreness in your abdomen.

It's so good too, we know he can fuckin' throw down, both in the kitchen and the bedroom.

He's still really affectionate toward you the morning after, pressing soft kisses to your skin, making sure you're not in too much pain, and taking care of anything you need him too.

Aftercare king <3

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denki kaminari

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he-

good luck.

IM KIDDING

He's excited, when is he not?

Horny, makes you bust like eight times before he feels good about busting early on, which isn't even that early? Like man just feels like he nutted too soon bu you were already begging him to cum so-

YOU TEL MESKFSJKF

Also enjoys aftercare, will take care of you until you're ready for bed. He's so soft for you.

Cuddles up beside you and probably just humps your leg.

He's still horny.

Which is okay. Unless he's exhausted then he'll snuggle up beside you and fall asleep.

cuddles. cuddles. cuddles.

Besides heating up some freezer waffles and toast, he'll spend the morning in bed with you, talking about last night and how cute you sounded moaning his name, and begging him to cum.

It will end with a heated makeout session, or a piece of toast to the face.

Sometimes just spending quality time together the morning after is all you need.

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shoto todoroki

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he's so gentle.

Unless the sex is rough. Then it's good luck.

But after every type of sex you guys have, he's helping you clean up.

Using his quirk >>>>>>>

You're hot? He's running a hand down your arms, cooling you down as you cuddle into him.

You're cold? He's pulling you into him, wrapping an arm around you as he heats you up, pressing his lips to your forehead as he calls you beautiful.

The morning after usually consists of breakfast in bed, but like, it's elegant. Think like rich hotel room service.

I'm talking like the bowl of fruit with flower-shaped melon pieces, french toast made from clouds, maple syrup that came straight from the heavens-

SHIT IS GOOD ASF

He's fluffing your pillow out for you, feeding you, god he treats you like royalty. You feel bad because you know he's got to feel just as exhausted right?

You guys went at it for hours. You milked him dry-

After breakfast, he'll lay with you and talk about little things, how you're glowing, the way you said his name, the feel of his hands on your hips.

He's so descriptive, reminding you of how happy you make him.

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izuku midoriya

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soft boy.

Great at aftercare to the point it's a little frustrating.

How is he so good at this shit?

He's got you water, a warm towel to clean you up, pain meds in case you're sore, he's got it all.

And most importantly...

He's got arms ready to hold you and reassure you that you did amazing.

Kissing the top of your head while calling you beautiful, Izuku couldn't be more content with how things are right now.

He loves you so much.

Morning after is probably similar to Kaminari, it's a simple breakfast, maybe handmade eggs and toast, but most likely he'll have something yummy delivered if you're hungry.

But you guys probably shouldn't eat breakfast, you wake up at noon-

You're cuddled up in his arms, his hands playing with your hair as you stare at one another lovingly, Deku's too busy saying little things that he likes about you, running a hand across your cheek, complimenting you for doing so well last night.

When you do eventually have food, it's good as fuck, Deku has good taste.

He's very adiment on making sure you're okay after. He'd hate to have hurt you so badly you can't walk, but sometimes it happens-

He's secretly cocky about it, but he won't let you know that.

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fuck-goes-on · 3 years

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Serenity

pairing/s: eddie x f! reader

summary: your sweet and needy baby is desperate for a release, so as his mommy, you let him use you as he pleases

warning/s: SMUT 18+ (MOMMY KINK, MMlb dynamics, oral fixation, intercrural sex, slight future lactation kink 👀, praise kink), aftercare, fluff, mentioned ricky and dio

note/s: OH MY GOD I CANT- please one more and im DONE one more with all three of them and you can kiss mommy reader goodbye (or not 👀) i wanna b clear that ricky, dio, and eddie are brothers here, mommy is their slightly older but below 30 girlfriend and that the boys are 20 or older special thanks to @pedroepascal for helping me come up with ideas for this fic, i hope u enjoy it bro

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You were cuddling a pillow as you were lying down on the couch, with a soft and thick throw blanket over your body. You had nothing to do, no work to be done, so you thought to treat yourself to a relaxing binge watching session in only your underwear. Briefly thinking of your boys, you wondered how each of them were doing before shaking the thought away. This was your ‘you’ time, and you denied yourself of any worries that could stress you out.

You were too distracted by the movie you were watching to hear your front door open and shut. Suddenly, you felt a presence on your left, and when you turned to see who it was, it was your baby, Eddie. Sitting up and pausing the movie, you looked at how agitated and upset he was; His clothes were wrinkled, his usually gel-slick hair was tousled, and his warm brown eyes were filled with tears.

“Oh no, my baby, what happened?” You opened your arms, letting out a tiny ‘oof’ when he immediately fell into them and laid on top of you. You wrapped the throw blanket around his shoulders as he shoved his face into your chest. Running your fingers through his hair, trying to tame it down even if just a little, and wait for him to tell you.

Eddie’s words came out mumbled against your skin, and you fought the urge to sigh as you asked him to repeat himself. He lifted his head up and rested his chin on your sternum, pouting his lips out, as he said, “I bumped into Dio and his friends during break, and his friends made fun of me. He didn't say anything about it.”

“And you ran away, going straight here?” You questioned with a soft voice, and when he nodded against you, you let yourself sigh. You were glad the boys' college was fairly close to your house, but to run from there to here? “Baby, you know it's not smart to walk, let alone run, from your school back home. You should've called me or Ricky to drive you home.”

“I panicked, mommy! I felt so bad and I forgot what to do, and-” You shushed him, pressing a kiss on his forehead to calm him down and to say sorry for upsetting him again. You held him against your bosom, humming a random tune that popped into your head.

“I'm sorry, baby. Do you want me to talk to Dio about this? You know he'll listen to me.” Eddie nodded his head, trusting in you to give his brother a good talking about his behaviour. You smiled and pinched his cheek playfully, “Now, what do you want mommy to do for you? Do you want to play with mommy?”

He bashfully pressed his face in between your breasts and whined against them, the vibrations of his voice shaking your whole body. You let him mouth on your bare skin, sucking on you lightly with his pink lips and sometimes nipping you as well. Continuing to stroke his hair and his neck, you shuffle the both of you on a more comfortable position on the couch, with him in between your open legs and your back against the plush cushions.

You closed your eyes and leaned your head back as he pushed your bra down to uncover your breasts and taking both into his large hands. You moaned when he started massaging them, licking at your skin and kissing the faded stretch marks on top and in between of your boobs. Gasping when he took your nipple in his mouth, you looked down to see your baby boy looking content as he suckled and nipped your bud.

As he played with your nipples with his mouth and hands, you felt him start to grind his hips on the cushions. “Is my baby's cock hard from sucking mommy's breasts? I'm sorry I don't have milk for you, you would've loved feeding from me, wouldn't you, my darling?”

Eddie whined at the thought of you lactating, producing milk from your bosom and feeding it to him and his brothers. His hips rutted desperately on the pillows, trying to search for a release. You tutted at him and pulled him away from you by the hair. Your eyes trained on the sight of his lips, swollen and red from giving you kisses.

“Mommy, what-”

“Come, baby, use mommy's thighs. I know you love fucking them.” You bent your legs and brought them up to your chest, showing him your pussy soaking your underwear. He groaned and immediately fumbled to open his pants, struggling for a moment with his belt and zipper before pushing his pants down with his briefs and taking off your panties. You smirked at how hard his cock was, the tip glistening with copious amounts of precum, and took him in your hand. “Is this all for me, baby?”

Eddie whimpered and thrusted into your grip, nodding his head furiously. You smiled and guided him in between your legs, closing your thighs around his cock and squeezing him tight. “A-Ah, mommy!” He exclaimed in pleasure, his hips stuttering and twitching eagerly. He grasped at your legs, pushing them closer together, and hooking them over his shoulder. “Mommy feels so good around me, always so good.”

You groaned out loud as his cock kept rubbing against your clit. You watched with half-lidded eyes as Eddie lost himself in you, his eyes closed, brows furrowed in concentration, his mouth open and panting; He was absolutely gorgeous. You reached up to press your fingers to his mouth, breath hitching as he closed his lips around them and began sucking on them.

“That's my good boy, love you so much, baby,” You said as you feel your orgasm building fast. “Making your mommy feel so good- Ah fuck- Just like that baby, come on, make mommy cum.”

You tugged him down and kissed him hard, swirling your tongue around his and nipping at his bottom lips. Eddie moaned into your mouth, kissing you back as well as he could while focusing on pushing you to your high. It didn't take long before you did, shouting his name loudly as your pussy contracts and pulses around nothing, your thighs shaking around him.

He gasped out your name, closing his eyes shut and his mouth wide open as he spilled all over your thighs. He gave two more thrusts to your legs before flopping on top of you, exhausted and drained from cumming too hard. You giggled quietly and cuddled him closer, enjoying having him above you, squishing you down with his weight. Stroking his back and the curled hairs at the base of his neck, you asked, “Are you feeling better now, baby?”

“Mmn, yes mommy, thank you.” Eddie kissed your neck and breathed out deeply, relaxing more and more before eventually sleeping on you. You smiled fondly and kept caressing him every where you could touch, whispering praises and declarations of love even if he couldn't hear them anymore.

#eddie my beloved #i want more fics of him #but sadly theres not much out there #I WILL DO MY BEST TO WRITE MORE EDDIE #hes baby #uwu #eddie #eddie BTVS #eddie x reader #uh #pedro pascal #pedro pascal x reader #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #MMlb

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robin-the-enby · 3 years

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Greetings and salutations, hope I don’t bother you to much. May I please have a matchup for Black Butler? My pronouns are She/They and I’m bisexual with a preference to masculinity. My Myers Briggs type is INFJ and Enneagram type is 4. My star sign is Taurus. Im about 4’11..not to happy about it. I’m rather introverted, and can be considered not a people person. Because of me dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome things like slashers and murder documentaries. A friend of mine even likes to call me “discount vomitboyx”. I’ve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, I’m intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start conversing, which may or may not come off as rude to people. When I finally become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. Most of my humor comes off really insulting, but I’ll apologize and say it’s a joke if it becomes a problem. I’m not good with overly sensitive or dramatic people at all, and I can’t stand kids. I’m a huge animal person though, I adore cats. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. I’m the type of person that has very strong morals and opinions. I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough I’ll become unforgiving, and become aggressive. Especially with the types mentioned above. I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, reading and or listening to music ( My Chemical Romance, Godsmack, Mindless Self Indulgence, Get Scared, sometimes Tally Hall or Mother Mother ). I’m a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because I’m really touch starved. I’m guilty of being very submissive, and I suffer from Aspergers autism, depression and anxiety. I have small tics, but they only flare when I’m overly stressed or mad. I’ve also been developing a eating disorder. If you do get to this, thanks for your time. - coii

Salutations to you too! Thank you for requesting! We actually share the same Myers Briggs type, I'm an INFJ too! That said, I match you with: Undertaker

Undertaker is definitely someone who has no problem with socializing, but keeps to himself.

He doesn't come off as intimidating, not that he can't be, he's one of the most powerful shinigami in the (after)world, but as we've seen, there's a more silly vibe to him.

He is very curious, so it makes sense he would take interest in you and try to make you warm up to him.

He also likes dark clothes, and prefers comfort over fashion imo, but he's still a ray of sunshine and your dark, but kind of cutesy appearance would draw him in like a moth to light.

Despite the theatrics he puts on, I think that when nobody's around, he's pretty laid back. Very easy to get along with.

If you have a hard time talking to him at first, he doesn't mind it. He can talk for the both of you, but if you don't want to, that's fine with him as well.

Would love your humor, even if he was the butt of the joke, but if you could tell him some dark ones as well, he'd be over the moon!

Undertaker likes all things gruesome and gory, listening to true crime documentaries/podcasts will be one of his favourite past time activities with you!

He would definitely like if you'd share your hobbies with him, I can definitely see him jamming to a few bands that you mentioned.

He is very intrigued how your entire behaviour changes when you're around animals. Although I don't think he is much of a animal person, people are more intriguing to him imo, he'd love to watch you snuggle a stray kitty and would definitely let you bring it back home. Not permanently, but to feed it and let it warm up. If you want to feed stray cats, that's fine with him as well. Just put some milk and treats behind the backdoor and wait.

I'm pretty positive you'd hate Ciel. Because even though he is incredibly strong mentally and pretty smart for a 12yo., he is still a spoiled brat. And if you think Undertaker wouldn't laugh his ass off watching you quietly seethe whenever the young earl and his demonic butler came to his humble shop, you are gravely mistaken. He doesn't mean anything bad, he just can't help but find it hilarious.

He is a very cuddly/touchy person. So you can kiss touch-starvation goodbye and send it to someone you hate! Istg this man could live off of hugs, cuddles and handholding. Maybe he is some sort of vampire, anything is possible with him, really.

He would find the fact that you sleep with plushies very cute. They make cuddling so much more enjoyable too! He likes this little fact about you, at least he knows what to give you for birthdays etc.

He may not seem like it, but like I said earlier, he's not as much of an airhead as he presents himself to be. Quite the opposite actually, he is very intelligent and perceptive, having been around people for such a long time. He would definitely notice if something was off with you.

He'd ask you about it, but wouldn't force you to tell him anything that you don't want to. He is curious about what goes up in your pretty little head, don't get me wrong, but he just wants to know what's wrong, so that he can figure out/ask/study how he can help you.

He wouldn't coddle you or anything like that, if you need time alone, he'll give you just that, but he wouldn't like seeing you struggle. He always let's you know that you don't have to handle all these things alone, that he'll try to aid you however he can if you let him and that you are loved and appreciated for who you are.

He's really great at being there for you without it being overwhelming or forced.

#Kuroshitsuji #Black butler #Black butler x reader #Black butler matchups #black butler x y/n #Black butler Undertaker #Undertaker x reader #Undertkaer x y/n #requests open

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murderousginger · 4 years

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Wrong Thing To The Right Girl

Esme's sister (Y/N) meets the newest Shelby man on a night out with Finn and Isaiah. Their first encounter leaves much to be desired.

Warnings: Sass. Alcohol. Drugs. They're criminals guys, they do bad things.

Word count: 3,055

"Ezzy, I'm going crazy here!" You yelled as you stomped through the house to meet your sister in the kitchen. Pouting where she could see your sad face always worked better when you begged your big sister for something.

"All I've been doing is taking care of little ones. ONE NIGHT IS ALL I ASK."

"Mom sent you to me to behave," Esme whined as she worked on making dinner for the children. "If you go wild here, I'll never hear the end of it. She'll send you to a convent and write me off from the family."

"She would never, not with all these rascals with Shelby blues running around," you scoffed as you cupped your sister's swollen belly. "It's one night. One night isn't going wild. It's barely a respite."

"John--"

"Is off with Tommy and Arthur doing God knows what," you finished for her as she shrugged your hand off.

"The bars don't serve ladies unaccompanied--"

"Which is why I'll go join Finn and Isaiah," you sang, "we've become friendly, we have. They'll let me for the night. With Blinders surrounding me I'll be plenty protected so you shouldn't worry a thing."

Esme sighed loudly, as she stirred the pot of stew in front of her. She eyed you carefully.

"You have an answer for everything, don't you?"

You smiled cheekily and wrapped your arm around your sister.

"One night," you repeated. "I'll help put the children to bed, pour you a nice glass of milk and a sweet and I'll be back before anyone's the wiser."

"One night," Esme warned with a sigh before her features melted into a wry smile and she nudged your shoulder. "Show them how much fun a Lee girl can be. You have been good since you've joined us. One night should be fine."

You smiled back and nodded before erupting into a squeal and let go of Esme to dance around the kitchen.

"Thank you!" You kissed her cheek and spun yourself to your room to pick out a dress.

You helped her feed the children, bathe them and get everyone tucked in like you promised before you dressed into your favorite dress and boots. You patted the smallest bit of lipstick onto your lips and packed it into your bag before you brought a glass of milk and Esme's favorite treat to her. You kissed her head and patted her stomach.

"I'll be off now, sister dear," you trilled and turned to the door.

"Be careful!" She yelled after you. "And come home if you can't find the boys!"

"Yes mum!" You laughed as you closed the door behind you and rushed up the street to The Garrison before she could change her mind.

You whistled happily to yourself as you walked through the night. What Esme didn't know was that you had already snuck out a few times to let loose some steam. Living in a house that never moved felt so restrictive and you craved freedom. When your sister brought you around the blinders for meetings and general gatherings, you had quickly become friends with the younger boys. Your age was somewhere between Finn's and Isaiah's and you easily fit between them and their antics at events. It was like having a bit of home and it allowed you to relax.

You had even found yourself in dark corners sharing kisses with Isaiah a few times. Nothing was expected between you; the kisses were in a haze of the night between raucous laughter and jokes. It never went farther and you held no ill will to the girls that he took home or caught his eye. Sometimes whiskey demanded a blissful kiss or warm touch and you were happy to have a friend that understood.

You and Finn were purely friends, goading each other and joking until the early morning light. Finn was quickly a close friend. You saw how his brothers underestimated him and it made you notice how smart and kind-hearted he was. His eyes weren't hard like his brothers were; he had grown up in the rubble of the war without ever having to be made a killer.

Between them both you always had to sneak back through your window, praying not to wake anyone up.

You saw The Garrison ahead and Isaiah smoking by it's doors, talking to someone you couldn't place. Possibly another Blinder that you had only seen in passing.

"Oy, 'saiah!" You yelled and raised your hand in greeting as you picked up the pace to reach them before they wandered inside.

"(Y/N)," Isaiah exhaled his smoke through his smile as he raised his arm to pull you into a side hug. "Got Esme to let you out this time? You're too dressed up for window hoppin'."

You giggled and instantly sank into his side, hugging him tightly before you caught a good look of his friend. The boy was around your age, possibly older than Isaiah but not by much. His hair was perfectly styled and his suit was pressed. His gray-blue eyes were stuck on you as he exhaled smoke only to have it escape his mouth and go back in through his nose. It reminded you of a dragon, and the amused look he was giving you did not help that thought.

"I got my dear sister to bend for one night," you finally said, turning to look up at Isaiah once again and fighting a shiver as you felt the boy's eyes still watching you. "As long as my gallant gentlemen friends can watch me."

Isaiah laughed as you tugged on his tie to loosen it and slipped it into his pocket. You reached and stole his cigarette, inhaling the smoke before turning back to his friend and eyeing him back. You stepped forward and took up the space between them. He was still quiet as you exhaled the smoke and your face broke into a Cheshire smile.

"Who's your quiet friend, 'Zay?" You asked as you dramatically looked him up and down. "He's awful stiff for a Blinder boy."

"He's a new boss man, (Y/N)," Isaiah laughed as he pulled you back to his side to form a circle again. "(Y/N) is Esme's sister. (Y/N), this is Michael."

"Polly's son," Michael said, explaining his place as he held out his hand. "Tommy put me to work."

You handed Isaiah back his cigarette and took Michael's hand.

"Pleasure."

"Same to you," he said.

"Right," Isaiah said, throwing his cigarette down and stepping on it. "Michael's new blood and freshly let off Polly's leash, so Finn and I are doing our best to break 'im in. His little church town didn't teach him the ways of bullets and whiskey."

Michael rolled his eyes and finished his cigarette.

"New can be fun," you said, looking over Michael again. "Let's get me a drink and see if we can find your Michael a girl."

"And me," Isaiah laughed as he guided you into the bar. "Work your magic to get me a girl tonight, too."

You took your coat off and hung your purse and coat over the small back of the barstool next to Finn.

"And shoot myself in the foot for the chance for a kiss in the dark, I think not," you jokingly scoffed as you placed your hands on the busy bar and slid into the seat. "Since you asked so nicely, I suppose I can."

"That's my girl," Isaiah laughed and sat beside you, nudging your shoulder with his.

You said your hellos to Finn and ordered a whiskey, playing with the ice cubes by twirling them with the mixing straws as you all carried conversations between each other.

Over the next stretch of time, you watched the younger girls at the bar and which of the boys you were with they watched. You played into it, carrying on and touching a shoulder here or laughing at something as the girls watched and turned green before you would lean into one of the boy's ears.

"The girl in the blue dress, Finny," you said into his ear when you leaned in to him. "She likes you. Just lean back and rebuff me. Make your eyes at her and go talk to her. She's willing."

You leaned back and laughed as Finn's eyes lit up and you pressed your hand to his chest. The corner of his lip curled as he politely grabbed your hand and placed it on your lap. You pouted as he leaned in just a tad.

"Thanks, (Y/N), you're the best."

Finn winked at you as he stood up and straightened his jacket, playing slow as he looked around the bar and found the girl you told him about. He smiled and was off. You faked a scoff and watched the girl grin as she looked from you to him in victory. You turned away to face the bar, rolled your eyes and nudged Isaiah beside you.

"One down," you laughed as you waved Harry over for another drink.

"Tell me (Y/N)," Isaiah teased, "is it gypsy magic that makes you so good at this?"

"It's just a woman's touch," you said. "If you can behave around me, you're safe enough to talk to. And women sometimes like a bit of competition. Makes them feel wanted."

You sipped the drink that appeared before you, already delightfully blurry. You looked over your shoulder to check on Finn. He was completely enthralled by the girl, laughing at a table and having a good old time.

"Are you sporting tonight?" You said as you turned back to him. "I've seen you eye a few. The one on the end has been glaring through me the entire night."

"Liza," Isaiah said as he scratched the back of his head, "yeah. We've a bit of history. I could see if she'd like a review of it."

Isaiah went to stand, but you stopped him as he rose.

"Wait," you said, putting your glass on the counter and facing him. "Before you go, can I have some Tokyo?"

Isaiah smiled down on you as he took off his coat and placed it on the chair.

"I have my last bit to the bird that turned me down earlier," he said as he trained his eyes on the form behind you. "Ask Michael, he might have some left."

"Right," you said and smoothed his shirt. "Off you go then. Can you walk me home tonight, or will you be otherwise occupied?"

"I can probably walk you home," he said, looking at you for a moment with a big smile. "Now wish me luck."

"Luck," you said as he strutted past you.

You looked across the empty seat to Michael, who had mostly talked to Isaiah because of the volume of the bar. You smiled and slid into the empty seat next to him.

"Looks like it's just us for a beat," you said.

"Looks like," he said as he swirled his glass in his hand.

"Is there a girl you've fancied tonight?" You asked, looking around. "Maybe I could help."

"Not tonight," he said, jaw clenched as he looked at the bar.

"Alright then," you said as you watched him curiously. "'Zay said you might have some Tokyo, can I have some?"

"Yeah," he said, finishing his drink and setting it down on the bar. "Let's go to the back, private like."

You shrugged and nodded, standing up with him to head to the back storage area. You nodded to Isaiah as you passed him, but otherwise no one paid any mind to a Peaky boy taking a girl off. When you reached the room with the shelves of alcohol, Michael lit a cigarette and took a breath before he rummaged through his pockets and handed you the small bottle.

You took it and smiled as you turned to a shelf slightly shorter than you and made a line. Before you could look up, Michael pushed a bill to your face, and you smiled a thanks as you rolled it up. You offered the first snort to him, but he chuckled an exhale of smoke and shook his head.

"You don't do it?" You asked, amused.

"Only carry it for pretty girls or selling," he said back.

"Well, then," you said and plugged your nose to snort the snow. The rush hit you before you could open your eyes. The jolt of energy surged through you and cut through the blur of the alcohol. You would be in a lovely state for the rest of the night and ready for the world.

"Thank you, Michael," you sighed and held the bill out for him to take. He waved you off.

"Keep it," he said with a smirk. "There are other ways to pay me back."

"Pay you back?" You asked as your brows knitted together. "I don't want your money, I just wanted a bit of fun in the snow."

"And I said you could keep the money and pay me back," Michael said evenly.

"I have no intention of paying you back at all," you scoffed. "You're lucky I offered to return your bill. Now I'm going back to the bar."

You moved to walk past him and out the door, but he grabbed you by the waist and pulled you back.

"I'm a Shelby," he said as he placed you in front of him. "And I say we aren't done here."

Your stomach dropped to your feet and you chilled at his tone. The snow and the booze kicked in and your anger grew hot just as fast. Too fast for your brain to catch up to.

"You're not used to being told no, are you?" You sneered. "You're used to being a pretty little boy from a nice village that gets his way. I'd wager you thought that coming here and picking up a gun made you a man. You thought that Tommy giving you a place meant you were a bad man that could get anything he wants. You aren't a man. You're just a little boy that joined into a world you will never understand. Now let me pass."

"Fucking gypsy bitch," he spit as his chest puffed as he looked down at you. "You don't know nothin'."

"I know your mother makes you gypsy blood, too," you spat back. "Your grandmother was a Boswell. And that makes you a hater of your own blood. You aren't better than those of us that weren't raised in your precious boring town. You aren't even smarter, with your schooling. Indeed, you're lacking knowledge that you're too proud to ever gain."

Michael's eyes were aflame and his jaw clenched as you threw his money at his face and shoved past him. You ran back into the safety of the public bar. You slowed your pace as you broke into the room and stomped back to your seat. Finn was back at his chair, taking a drink as you slid by him.

"Michael's a dick," you huffed, frantically waving Harry for another drink. When it appeared you drank it in one gulp.

"Don't I know it," Finn muttered under his breath. "The girl was fun, but I'm about done tonight. You?"

You stiffened as Michael appeared standing beside Finn, face stone.

"I think I am, too," you said, glaring at Michael. "Finn, walk me back? I think Zay's still off with Liza."

Finn rolled his eyes and nodded. You stood up, shooting a last glare at Michael before gathering your coat from the seat.

"I'll go along," Michael said to Finn. "Bar's getting a bit boring anyway."

Your stomach knotted but you didn't fight it. With Finn between you, you didn't think Michael would do anything else. He seemed to ignore you entirely, talking with Finn as you all made your way through the night. You quietly listened to them talk about sports and girls and snow, realization dawning on you that you had left your purse at the bar. You cursed yourself in your head. Luckily there wasn't much money to steal, but your prized lipstick would surely be missed. Too late now.

"Ey, (Y/N)," Finn said and cut you out of your thoughts. "It's not five minutes from John's. Is this close enough or do you need walked to the door?"

"Such gentlemen," you drawled as you rolled your eyes. "I'll be fine here, thank you. Goodnight boys!"

You took a few steps forward and turned around to bow theatrically at them before spinning and walking toward John's house. You took a dozen or more steps before you heard a voice call out behind you.

"(Y/N)," Michael yelled and you froze.

You heard him walk toward you and you spun in your boots to see him halfway to you, Finn waiting awkwardly behind.

"What, Michael?" You snipped, crossing your arms as he stopped in front of you.

"Thought you might want your bag," he said as he pulled it from under his coat.

You gasped, taking it from him slowly.

"Thank you," you said, mouth agape. He sighed and chewed at his cheek.

"I'm sorry," he said, looking away from you. "I was wrong about you."

"Damn right you were," you growled.

"I said I was wrong," he said as he squinted at you.

"And I agreed," you snipped. "Thank you for my purse, though. I suppose you aren't a complete asshole."

His jaw flexed as he looked to his feet.

"I guess that's fair," he said in a huff. "Have a good night, (Y/N)."

"You as well," you answered stiffly.

Michael awkwardly took a step back from you and slowly turned to return to Finn. You hugged your purse and slowly walked toward John's door, opening it and going inside before you allowed yourself to peek back at the boys. Michael had lit a smoke on his return to Finn, who was waiting with his hands in his pockets and his hat low. A trail of smoke rose above them as Finn raised his hand in a last goodbye and they both turned to walk away. You shut the door and locked it, letting a heavy sigh escape your lungs as you let all of your tension go.

Wrong, indeed.

Masterlist

#michael gray #isaiah jesus #finn shelby #peaky blinder fanfic #peaky blinders #fanfic #storytime with murderousginger

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thirsthourdemon · 4 years

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Haikyuu boys and what gifts they would give you

Includes: Karasuno, Aoba Johsai, Nekoma, Shiratorizawa, Fukurodani, Inarizaki

A/N: Aha Aha Aha

Karasuno

Hinata: He would give you a rock that him and natsu painted on. On the rock there’s a silly face on it, from natsu, and then a volleyball, from hinata, then an I love you at the bottom part. He gave that to you when you guys went on a park date with natsu.

Kageyma: The first give he would have ever given you was a milk box and you were so happy because he never really shares his milk. This was actually how he confessed to you like he wrote “Want to go out with me?” Or something like that at the bottom. He was blushing the whole time.

Yamaguchi: This baby boy would give you his scarf and a warm drink because you were both walking home from school and it was really cold but you forgot your scarf at home so he just gave you his. He would blush whenever he sees you wearing it now.

Tsukkishima: Salty boy gave you a playlist ever since you told him what type of music you liked. He wouldnt give it to you right after making it though. He would have given in when you’re stressing out over homework or something like that and he’d just put it on speaker for you waiting for you to ask whose playlist that was.

Nishinoya: An ice cream stick. Why? You called him senpai the first time you met him and he just- He automatically fell in love and asked you to an ice cream “hang out” because it wasnt a date or anything! He was just being a good senpai. He confessed to you by making an ice cream stick and the stick had a heart carved into it.

Tanaka: You and him went to a matsuri, shrine festival, with the team. He decided that he was going to be a man and catch you some goldfish. It took him a while however but you still appreciated his victory even though he spent most of his money it. You named that single goldfish “Ryuu”.

Suga: It’s not technically a gift but he gave you a mechanical pencil with your name on it. He was supposed to keep it for himself but you were borrowing a mechanical pencil during lunch time and he just gave you his pencil case only late to realize that it was there. When you saw it oh boy were you confused. Ended up confessing to you that way.

Asahi: OH MY- He gave you a handmade hair tie. Like he saw how you were struggling with your hair so much so he just decides to make one but he didnt plant ahead on how he’d give it to you. He was forced by suga and daichi to give it to you but in the end noya did that because he was too nervous to even tell you. Noya just “Oh hey! Y/N! Asahi thought you might be having trouble with your hair! Here” and just gives it to you. Blushing mess.

Daichi: The traditional gift 😤 He gave you a response chocolate he made with suga during white day. You gave him chocolate during valentines and he responded by giving you chocolate gift back. He gave it to you after practice and though the chocolate was a bit soft now he still gave it because the effort? Not letting that go to waste!

Ennoshita: Another traditional man. You gave him chocolate and he didnt know what to do so he just...Huh? He gave you chocolates back and let’s just say things started from there on ❤️

Kiyoko: You were stuck in the friendzone for quite a time too. She gave you matching keychains for your bag but like...Yachi also has it. 😔

Yachi: 😳😳😳 She drew you once for “art class”. Baby didnt have “art class” but when it came out better than expected she gave it to you when she confessed along with a letter. Let’s be real she was blushing and saying sorry the whole time.

Im sorry, guys but Im a big yachi-stan. Yachi is THAT bitch for me.

Aoba Johsai

Oikawa Toru: He doesnt give you 1 or 2 no no...He gives you 5 service aces. Shows off in the game more when you’re watching and for Seijoh it’s a sure victory once he does his little service ritual for you.

Iwaizumi Hajime: One time you called oikawa “shittykawa” during class he instantly fell in love with your fierce attitude so he legit treated you good food after that time. It became a ritual for both of you to eat out whenever they one which was often. His comfort food cannot be complete without you eating it with him.

Mattsukawa issei: His horsecock. That shit is a gift in itself. A big gift in fact.

Kyoutani Kentarou: People may see him as a very scary person but he actually gave you a stuff toy you wanted at the arcade. He saw how you looked at it with such longing that one time and proceeded to get it for you whenever you werent around. It took him such a long time but gosh was it worth it to see you smiling like that.

Nekoma

Kuroo: This man gave you...A headache. No fr hahahaha he gave you a spike actually. The first time you watched him play in a game...mf told you that if he stomped twice then it was a spike for you. He actually did win the game with that one spike because nekoma was losing and team morale was low. The moment he spiked that ball with that subtle double stomp he managed to score and boost morale again.

Kenma: He always gives you gifts but more like...Health potions, resources you need, animal crossing gifts tbh 🥺. He didnt really give you much gifts physically but virtually? He would specifically go and get rare items in doubles just to give you the other one and say he “Accidentally got another one”.

Lev: Alisa’s cooking. You were both out during lunch time and he saw that you were only drinking something so he decided to feed you his sister’s bento for him. My baby is so sweet- and also headaches. He also gives you headaches.

Fukurodani

Bokuto: He gives you either his jersey OR a spike as well. Better yet he gives you his jersey for a game then does a spike for you. Bitch didnt even have a signal he legit shouted “That one was for you, Y/N!” And pointed at you. Kill me please- Needless to say everyone was looking at you so much.

Akaashi: You cant convince me he doesnt give you a copy of the book you wanted and were looking for. He just so happened to have it, yeah sure...🙃 Little did you know that he went all over miyagi for that fucking book. He probably gave you a bookmark along with it too. ❤️ Ya nerds

Date tech

Aone takanobu: Surprisingly enough he gave you a small vase for the flowers he gave you last time. He even told you how to preserve them more. He be teaching you all about plants whenever he you two go home together. He doesnt speak he just...gives you books or he shows you himself sometimes.

Futakuchi: He gave you his sour gummies 😖 TOO ADORABLE FUCK. You were staring at them and he just offered you some and now you’re in love.

Shiratorizawa

Ushijima: Waka baby gave you a service ace. He isnt one to give you anything big and he didnt know what to give you so he just gave you something he knows he could. Before the game itself he actually told you that he promised you a service ace the first time he would be given the chance. Volleyball Idiot 🥺

Tendou: MIRACLE BOY STRAIGHT UP GAVE YOU ONE OF HIS SHONEN JUMPS. He gave you the one that you really liked and said it was “Not a big deal”-It was a big deal considering how in love he is with them.

Goshiki: Im sorry but...good head. He gave you heavenly head. 😔 King of oral right here. No really hahahaha tsutomu probs gave you a shrine charm that says “absolute victory”. You keep that little charm whenever you watch his games now. Though you tell him that its the charm working he says you’re his actual lucky charm.

Inarizaki

Miya Atsumu: A migrane. His fangirls keep threatening you and you had to keep on telling them that you were just their team manager. He just- I mean I wanted to say he gave you a service ace but mf just gave you a migrane.

Miya Osamu: Unlike his brother this guy is actually pretty reasonable. As an asian you have no idea how happy your parents would be when this man gives you half a sack of rice. I know everyone expects the “Onigiri” answer but I enjoy being given a sack of rice more. 🍚

Aran Ojiro: I- IM SUCH A SIMP! He gave you his a batch of cookies. This headcanon is from @oof-she-needs-therapy by the way because I fell in love with their works so much. He just “Felt like he had to make an extra batch”. This boy 100% made that for you alone. Dont play me. He even fed you one and just to tease back you kissed the tips of his fingers. Practice that day was E V E N T FU L.

Taglist: @my-mass-hysteria @janellion

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kirishwima · 4 years

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oooo, what about... hcs on how MC treats the various members when they’re sick and vice versa if you’re up for it!!!!

oh i really like this! especially since im a little sick today too lol

YOOSUNG:

* When he’s sick, he’ll complain about it A Lot

* He’s just a grumpy little bean, walking around with a blanket over his head and shoulders, probably with a thermometer stuck in his mouth for extra Drama ((yoosung bby that’s-that’s now how u use thermometers))

* He’ll love it if MC takes care of him, taking his temperature, bringing him tea in bed or cooking a warm meal for him

* Even though he loves to be pampered, he’d really try his best so MC won’t catch his cold-he’ll berely even look their way, even holding his breath when MC is near his face to e.g. put a compress on his forehead

* When MC is sick, his caretaker switch is instantly flipped

* He loves to take care of his loved ones, and so he might feel a little guilty excitement to be the one to take care of MC in their time of need

* Will make delicious hecking soup, or even call his mom for some housewife flu remedies

* He’ll feel especially guilty if MC caught the cold from him-will double up his pampering ante and refuse to let MC even take a single step out of the bed

* He’ll personally call their work/uni to let them know MC’s sick, and will spend the day by their side no matter what

*He’s just a sweet caring baby :’)

ZEN:

* Also a Big. B I G drama queen when sick

* Zen: *sneezes* Zen: This is it. This is how I die. Goodbye cruel world

* He very rarely gets sick thanks to his good genes and self-care, so when he does it feels like the end of the world for him

* If MC tries to care for him, he’ll appreciate it but will refuse their help at first, worried that they’ll catch his cold

* Will eventually accept the help though, especially if his cold worsens/if he develops a fever e.t.c

* The first time MC takes care of him when he’s sick, he might actually cry; he hasn’t had someone care for him like that ever since he left home, and even then he never experienced this gentleness, the way MC cradles his face when placing a cold compress to his forehead or how they hold his hand tight to comfort him

* He simply appreciates their presence really

* If MC is sick, he’s immediatly tackling them to the bed, turning them into a burrito of clothes and blankets as he dashes into the kitchen to make them some warm tea with honey

* Might actually be a liiiittle extreme with his care-no Zen, no one needs 5 spoons of honey in their tea nor a whole box of vitamin C to get over their cold. Yes, they’ll be fine even without wearing 25 layers of pyjamas

* MC will probably have to calm him down and reassure him they’re fine, they’ve been through the common cold a dozen times and it’ll pass

* He’ll be happy to care for them whichever way they need him to though

JAEHEE:

* Baehee does NOT get colds.

* She refuses to!!

* What you heard was definitely not a sneeze. It was just. Uhhh. It was just allergies. Yup, that’s all it was.

* It takes a lot to convince her that yes, Jaehee, you do have the flu, and yes you need to rest

* The fussiest patient ever really

* Even with a burning fever she’ll refuse to stay in bed, dazily trying to get ready for work regardless of her condition

* MC please tie this girl to the bed (no, not in a kinky way, more like a please-stay-there-and-get-better sorta way)

* When she eventually gives up and allows MC to take care of her, she’ll feel really guilty about it-Jaehee’s so used to being self-efficient, that she’s never really had someone care this much for her

* She appreciates it, but is also scared-for her having someone care this much for you is both a blessing and a curse, and it’ll take her a long time to learn to accept help when she needs it

* If MC is sick however, she’s immediatly running to the pharmacy for vitamins and cold medicine

* She won’t fuss too much over MC-it’s something she herself hates, so she doesn’t want to make MC feel overwhelmed either.

* Instead she’ll discreetly push MC to go home earlier from work, will leave all the necessary medicine on the bedside table, make some tea and soup for the both of them, e.t.c

* If she knows MC likes to be pampered, she’ll be more bold with her care, cuddling MC and placing her cool hands onto MC’s forehead for comfort (i hc that Jaehee always has really cold hands and feet lol)

JUMIN:

* Similarly to Jaehee, he’s not used to getting colds

* He has his own personal doctor, nutritionist, everything needed to be in perfect health pretty much

* It’s more likely that, after getting the yearly flu shot, he develops a few flu-like symptoms for a few days as it often happens with the influenza shot

* He tries to muscle through the symptoms, but when he starts coughing midway through a meeting, he decides to take the day off and go home to rest instead

* He’s very attuned to his body-if he feels unwell, then that’s that, and he’ll simply wait for his body to recover to its natural state

* MC is probably a bit shocked at first-they’ll try to offer Jumin some help, to go get him some medicine or cook something for him, but he’ll refuse, saying his doctor has already given him all the necessary medications and that he can just call the chef to make them both something appropriate for the winter weather

* If MC tells him that they’d rather cook something for him because ‘a meal made with love will make the cold go away faster’, then he’ll simply tell the chef to take the day off, and lounge in the kitchen as he fondly watches MC make him a heartwarming soup

* He’ll indulge a little if MC lets him-will tell them to feed him, smirking at the blush that spreads on their cheeks. He’ll raise a brow and tease them, asking if they should help him shower as well, laughing at their wide eyes at the suggestion (not that he’d mind it *wink wonk*)

* If MC is the one sick however, then hoo boy, all hell will break loose

* The penthouse is effectively in quarantine-he’ll call the best doctors he knows of to examine them, will tell Jaehee that he won’t be coming into work and remain by MC’s side at all times until MC is back in full health

* Jumin: “I’ve called the best doctors I know, you’re in good hands MC” MC: “That’s literally a cardiologist and a diabetologist, Jumin that’s like asking an architect to engineer an airplane?! pls tell these poor ppl to go back home”

* He’s absoloutely one to overreact, and it’ll take a LOT to convince him to calm down and simply let MC rest

* He’ll actually try and cook for MC-nothing fancy, maybe just some rice porridge or noodle soup, and it might taste a bit weird, but he’ll be happy if MC eats even a little bit of it

* Just wants to take care of his SO, even if he doesn’t really know how to

SEVEN:

* Wait i thought idiots don’t catch colds-

* He is definitely one to catch a cold in the summer

* One moment he’s fine and memeing like usual, the next he’s laid down on the couch, sweating and coughing like there’s no tomorrow

* He’s not used to actually having someone around to care for him, and getting sick as a kid...well, it was essentially a death sentence, so he’s gotten used to hiding his symptoms as best as possible

* It’ll actually take a while for MC to notice he’s sick-they might hear him discreetly cough while trying to talk, notice he looks more tired than usual, little things that point out that he’s not in the best shape

* He won’t push MC away if they try to take care of him, but he’ll be really confused-he deadass NEVER had anyone do this for him, and he doesn’t really know what’s happening

* “Wait MC why are you pulling me to bed I’m not really in the mood for-” “SHUT UP AND LET ME NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH YOU BID NERD”

* Will crack nurse jokes at any and all opprotunities (will try and get MC to wear his nurse cosplay outfit ofc)

* In all honestly, his heart will swell with love when he looks up to see MC’s worried face, how they’ll place a hand on his forehead or feed him medicine and a warm meal that isn’t honey buddha chips

* He feels guilty but at the same time so happy-he never thought he could ever have this, and he does, and he’s so scared that they’ll slip right through his fingers-with the boldness that the delerium of fever allows him, he’ll hold MC close to him, not caring wether they’ll catch his cold or not, simply grateful for their presence beside him

* If MC gets sick....good luck lmao

* He wants to take care of them, he just...has no clue how to lol

* Will put honey buddha chips in the microwave and hope it works

* Nah I’m just kidding-he’s used to taking care of Saeran as kids, so he more or less knows what to do-he will however have to ask Yoosung if he can come over and help him cook since he’s hopeless in that regard

V/JIHYUN:

* V actually has a pretty weak immune system-not immunocompromised per say, but he’s just more vulnerable to the winter cold is all

* He’s used to getting sick and knows the drill-go to the pharmacy, get some meds, stay in bed for a day or two, then back to daily life it is

* Rika...never really took much care of him. It’s probably not only because she didn’t try to, but also because he’s used to doing his best to not worry anyone; whatever burden there is to carry, he’ll try and carry it alone, always

* Well, MC is here now and they ain’t about to let that happen

* V will try and undermine his flu at first, but MC will insist, will tug this big lanky boy into bed and cover him in blankets, make him some warm tea with milk and honey and stay beside him as he drinks it, rubbing soothing circles in his back if he starts coughing/sneezing

* Unused to such affection, he’ll probably be shocked and flustered at first, but will appreciate the care nontheless

* Can’t wait to get healthy again so he can pepper MC’s face with kisses and take them on a well-deserved date, as a thank you for taking care of him

* If MC gets sick, his nursing mode is ON.

* This boy is a caregiver by design-he loves to pamper his loved ones, loves to be there and caring for them as much as possible

* If MC has a cough, he’ll cook up one of his mother’s remedies-a cup of warm red wine with honey and lemon (it soothes the throat instantly, 10/10 guaranteed)

* He’ll quietly stay besides them as they sleep the cold off, reading a book and frequently checking their temperature, placing lukewarm compresses to their forehead (only after placing a quick kiss of course)

* Hates to see his MC sick, but loves to care for them, can you see the predicament poor spicy mint is in

hi im soph and im here to remind you to get your yearly flu vaccine when possible! the yearly flu is no joke and actually kills thousands per year, so please take care of yourselves and your loved ones

-send me mystic messenger headcanons/scenarios for the characters to react to!-

#mystic messenger #mysme #mystic messenger headcanons #mysme headcanons #mysme propmpts #mystic messenger prompts #mysme V #mysme 707 #mysme zen #saeyoung choi #luciel choi #jihyun kim #yoosung kim #hyun ryu #jumin han #jaehee kang #saeonna

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finn-ray-nal-beads · 4 years

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You should already know that I want to hear some fuckery about Captain Blowhole, I’m Your Huckleberry, and This is Sparta.

What are your most fucked up halloween related thoughts about them? Wherever your warped mind takes us, I’m down for the ride lol.

One idea for your consideration is what are their favorite Tricks and their favorite Treats? Both to give and to receive 😈

@safarigirlsp I KNEW YOU’D COME THROUGH WITH THESE YOU BASTARD OMFG!

*CRACKS KNUCKLES* HERE WE FUCKIN’ GO!

Favorite Tricks and Treats of our personal AUs:

Tricks for good Ol’ Captain Blowhole include tying you to the bed in his quarters and mercilessly torturing you with the giant feather on his buccaneer cap. he loves watching your little ass writhe and scream at his will. IT FEEDS HIM. he loves edging you into the abyss, a little clit torture here and there is no big deal for him in the slightest. Anything that causes you the slightest bit of pain mixed with pleasure, he milks to no end. Pouring hot wax over your exposed tits, creating layers of it on your budding nipples in his own personal erotic canvas of sorts. Biting, twisting, sucking, and licking on them until they go numb. Leaving hickeys of every single color all over your body, only to show his possession to his crewmen who have caught glances at your beauty. He has to put his X-mark’s the spot on you somewhere and why not on every nook and cranny he can find?

Treats for Captain Sea-Legs you say? When you’ve taken your punishment like the good lil’ whore you are, he rewards you in every single way. begging for your release is his favorite. The tears welling up in your perfect little eyes, your aching body wincing as you try to gyrate closer and closer to your own orgasm. Once he deems you've suffered enough, that he’s sucked the very life out of you from the endless amounts of colored bruises on your body, and welts forming from the slaps he’s given, he'll coax your euphoria until your an absolute sobbing mess. Edging is his favorite thing, but watching your face conjure pleasure has to be his second favorite, especially when it's from his own mainmast.

Tricks for This Is Sparta? I feel like he’s not really into tricks. After all, he runs an entire army of strong warriors and he doesn't have the time to bullshit when he’s around you. All he thinks about is filling your empty cunt with his fertile seed, marking you as his forever. The breeding kink running through his veins begs him to dump his big mack truck inside your little garage every second of every single day. And you don’t wanna play any games either, you crave his seed, getting on your knees open your mouth in submission to him. He gazes down to his gorgeous muse, lifting you from your knees and taking you into a searing kiss, lifting you onto the bed to fuck you into oblivion. He’ll dump his spend into your rearranged guts so fuckin’ far, you’ll slosh around for weeks while he’s gone at battle.

“You keep that nice and warm for me my goddess,” he slips out of you to lay himself on the bed, panting at the intense fucking he’d given you.

“Anything for you my love,” you wince, laying with your legs up in the air and a pillow perched under your hips, “I only live to serve you, my love.”

“I know you do my dove,” he whispered, running a hand over your lower abdomen, “I have a good feeling about this one.”

“I do too,” you put your hand over his, praying to all the God’s that a son would come out of this for the both of you.

Treats? Well I mean can you picture him in the little get-up that Spartans wear? I mean like... His bigass balls would be falling out of the underwear, and his fucking tits in those chest plates? THAT’S A FUCKIN’ TREAT BITCH IM WET!

LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST... YEEHAW COUNTRY COWBOY HUCKLEBERRY!

His tricks you say? He ain’t one to fool ‘round in the sack ‘cept when yer bein’ a little whore ‘round these here parts. Y’all have just come back from the saloon as you had to depart on account a all them boy’s glancing at your ass in those britches ya decided to flaunt on the night out. He’d turn your ass into grass the second y’all hopped in the truck headed homeward bound. grabbing a thing a rope and strippin’ your ass naked with his pocket knife.

Tyin’ you up like a hog is his ultimate kink, gaggin’ you with your filthy whore undies too just to top the evenin’ off. You cry and whine as he tosses your bare ass into the bed, getting in the driver’s seat to bring his Lil’ Philly on home. You try to move, but his expert ties prove no success, so you bounce around the back like a rock, bangin’ your bony parts on every surface as the road twists and turns.

Ya finally pull up to your homestead, and he grips your ties like the lil’ calf you are and takes ya naughty ass into the house where he fucks all your holes until your stuffed like a Christmas turkey on a dinner table.

“Maybe next time,” as he pulls his throbbing dick from your gaping mouth, choking on his large load, “ya won’t flaunt this whore pussy to all the menfolk.”

smirking as he caressed the bruises forming on your neck and back. Finally untying you after you submitted to his will.

Okay now that we're all horny as fuck, here’s the treat part! On nights when Flip feels a lil’ sappy after he’s had his supper and the cows have come on home, he’ll pull you into his large chest, and caress your form as if you were made of glass. He’d kiss you softly, treating you like a porcelain doll, removing your nightgown as you unbuttoned his shirt, removing his cowboy hat, and leaning into his soft lips. He’d fuck you slow and soft, which was very rare given his demeanor in general, but on this night, it was just you and he present, so he didn’t have to prove himself in any way. Making sure you got off before he did, which was a treat to you as well, he’d fuck into you slow and soft, cumming inside your cave with the largest load he could muster. Mind you this is rare for him, but it’s a treat when it does happen. He can be soft, some of the time despite his big bad ‘this town ain't big enough fer the two of us’ aura.

WELL FUCKIN’ SLAP ME SILLY IM POOPED NOW... WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED I DONT EVEN KNOW. HAPPY HALLOWEEN I FUCKIN’ GUESS OR IS IT STILL FUCKIN’ SEPTEMBER I DONT CARE!

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SICK MIND BITCH!🖤

#i’m in a time warp #what the fuck happens to me when i write for you #like i get feral #i literally have all of these thoughts in my head #i need fuckin therapy

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zuffer-weird-girl · 4 years

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Uh can you do a request for me were overhaul has to deal with the gross aspects of father hood because his s/o is away on a trip and won’t be back for a week and he has to like change diapers clean out the babies boogers which is always hard to do and stuff like the thank you

SORRY! IT TOOK TWO DAYS I HAD A MIND BLOCK JESUS CHRIST IM SO SORRY

Loved the idea btw. Honestly I had so much fun writing these XD

"This is going to be a disaster. I'm warning you." Chisaki said while you checked your bags one last time for the trip that your parents suddenly demanded you on it.

And the worst part... you couldn't bring your babies...

"Is not going to be a disaster Kai." You giggled as you watched your husband on the door frame, already looking apprehensive at the tiny baby beaming happily at you from his crib.

"You're his father." You scooped Kaito in your arms coing at him when he nuzzled in your neck "Kaito never gave us too much work. So I trust my handsome devil to take care of our child." You smiled sweetly at your husband, offering for him to hold Kaito.

He glared at the infant for a while before picking him up. The baby already trying to play with his piercings.

"No Kaito." Chisaki swat the tiny hand away from his ear before receiving a tiny slap on his cheek while his son made a noise of possibly protest at his order.

You bite the inside of your cheek to contain your laugh at seing your husband frowing down at the baby as he pinched his tiny nose to make him stop tryingto reach his ear.

A honk broke you out of your thoughts as Chisaki sighed in annoyance.

"Your family is rather impatient, aren't they?" He mumbled while accompaning you to the gates.

"Sorry." You smiled embarrassingly, only stopping in your tracks to nuzzle your son's chubby face and give him a kiss of goodbye.

Chisaki smiled at the scene, seing his beautiful angel treat something that came from him with such adoration... you were always like this...

You sighed sadly before bringing Chisaki's black mask down to his chin to give him a deep kiss, which he hummed in appreciation.

"I will be back in at least five or six days my knight." You said while carresing his cheek lovingly before putting his black mask on again. "Take care of our little deviant..."

"As if I wouldn't. Be safe." He picked Kaito hands and waved slightly "Say goodbye to your mother brat." The baby giggled up at his father before barbling something to you.

"We need to work on your speaking..." you laughed at Chisaki's serious comment and gave your baby a last kiss waving at them as you entered the car.

Chisaki sighed and returned inside the house with Kaito in his arms still.

"Alright. Sounds like is only mans on the house apparently..." he placed Kaito on the baby chair as he placed a bottle right in front of him.

"Let's see... your mother left some things separately for you to eat..." he looked inside the fridge before jerking away at the sudden jet of milk almost hitting the back of his head.

Thank god he had good reflexes.

He looked at the baby whose was giggling at his father surprised face while he tried to put his open mouth on the wrong side of the bottle.

"...Kaito I swear if you weren't an infant you would be cleaning this with a toothbrush..." he groaned picking something to clean the mess. Before he could even do that he heard a little groan coming from his son while he still tried to reach the liquid on the wrong side of the bottle.

"Kaito. Wrong side." He smirked placing the napkin down before picking his son and the bottle up and thankfully handing it to him.

"You're not much smart, are you?" He asked while holding him up.

Just when Kaito finished, he scrunched his face, seeming like he was in discomfort as Chisaki only stared for a while.

Oh, right, burping...

He reluctantly put Kaito on his shoulder and patted his back slightly... already cringing when he felt something wet and warm on his shoulder...

"Of course you would do that..." the baby laughed making Chisaki even more irritaded.

"Its going to be a long week..."

Shit.. Literally shit.

"I can't do this."

"Well, too bad because he is your son." Chrono sayed to Chisaki already providing any orders for him to do it.

"PLeASe JuST SOMEOnE CLeAn his ShiT! The SMeLL IS FUcKInG TerRiBle." Begged Mimic.

Even with their masks on, the three man were suffering... were babies supposed to have that much of a power?

"Kai come on. Don't tell me you never changed your son's diaper even once..." Chisaki stayed quiet for a moment before answering his friend.

"(Y/N) did this part..." Chrono looked at his childhood friend, definitely not amused as Mimic snickered.

"How the hell you two still together? Poor chick has to deal with this shit everday?" Asked the man sarcastically, already regreting when he saw the death glare of Overhaul.

"If you are so smart with words Irinaka, please teach me how to change the diaper of my own son which I made it with my wife differently from your lonely self who apparentlyits only good with money and nothing else." Mimic shivered at the dark tone of voice of Chisaki and immediately apologized.

Even marrying you and had a son, Overhaul could be scary as fuck when he wanted without any efforts...

"Chisaki the entire place is getting infected by the smell. Please, I'm actually begging in here." Pleaded Chrono as he putted closer his mask.

Chisaki send daggers at the two man before adjusting his gloves and oppening the bomb. Thankfully he had holded his breath and quickly changed the boy.

He immediately left out a long puff of breath as soon as he throwed the used diaper on a near trash... Getting a spray shortly after and desperately trying to erase the smell of the room.

His son laughed at his father's desperation, earning a glare from Chisaki.

"You're enjoying this aren't you little rascal?" He picked his son up "I have to give your mother more credit. Honestly, dont you feel ashamed of making your mother suffer?" The baby poked his tongue out at him which he only scoffed.

He was surprised to turn his back and saw Chrono and Mimic passed out on the ground.

"...Weaklings." he simply said.

They didn't had the same stragy that you did honey because if you smelled that shit you would be knocked out too.

Chisaki was tired already and was pleading to whoever was listening that you came back home earlier than expected.

"Two days Kai Chisaki... Two days..." he growled as he dodged again from a jerk of baby food coming right at his face.

"Kaito I swear to god... just please eat this." He tried carefully feed his son the apple sauce but Kaito swatted his hand away.

"You little..." he contained his urge to swear as he breath in slowly.

When he oppened his eyes again he saw his son... eating the damn apple sauce with his bare hands... making a complete mess on his chubby face and dark brow hair.

"You must be joking...." just when he sayed that the baby burbed and a little of vomit landed on his clothes.

Chisaki's eye twitched... he swears that he was doing on purpose at this point.

"Have anything else?" Asked sarcastically the tired man, shortly after regreting when he heard a faint fart.

"Kaito for the love of-" he almost shouted if he wasn't so good at self control.

The worst part is that every time he almost losed his pacience his son only laughed harder and even sometimes made more messes for him to clean up later.

You came back one day earlier; can't standing the longing for your two favorite boys; and started to look for Chisaki.

You find your husband, sitting on the couch as he sometimes rocked the crib he placed on the living room.

You sitted by his side and greeted him as you enveloped your arms around his arms. Chisaki sighed in relief and leaned his head against yours for a bit.

"How did it go?" You whispered before Chisaki looked you dead on the eye.

"Babies are disgusting... Especially this one." He pointed with his covered chin at the sleeping boy in front of you.

You giggled quietly as you kissed his cheek lovingly.

"I swear, this brat was enjoying my frustation." He rested his chin on the top of your head "Your a warior my angel... you deserved this break from Kaito honestly, but don't go out again..." he closed his eyes, smelling your sweet scent.

He missed this... 6 days were too much for him... He wanted his angel...

"My poor knight, he really tired you out huh?" You kissed under one of his eyes, before he took of his mask to kiss you properly.

"Well, at least it wasn't a complete disaster like I imagined." He said nuzzling your nose with his.

You two were interrupted by a loud yelp, Kaito happily making grabby hands at you as he pronounced some incoherents words.

Chisaki groaned as he buried his face on the crook of your neck as you eargly bringed Kaito into your lap.

"Hi my baby! Did yoi have fun with daddy?" The baby gargled a response as he tried to reach your nose "Really? Tell me more about it!" You poked his nose emiting a cute giggled from the little boy.

He honestly have no fucking idea how vould you understand what Kaito said, but that didn't stop him from smiling in your neck and oppening one eye to watch at his son playing with you.

Looking at him right there it didn't seemed like he was a ball of dirt and filth... But somehow his son looked so bright, almost reaching the light that he saw on you... but still not enough.

"What? All of that? Geez daddy is super cool right?" The baby giggled as Chisaki rolled his eyes scoffing, lifting his face from your neck.

"He did not say that."

"Of course he did!"

"No, knowing this brat, he probably just sayed something about me being a fool or how he enjoyed seing my suffering."

You burst in laughter when your baby giggled and Chisaki pinched his nose as a revenge.

The little devil had seemed to just nod at comfirmation of his father comment....

#overhaul x reader #overhaul scenario #fanfic overhaul #kai chisaki x reader #chisaki kai imagine scenario #chisaki kai x reader #bnha imagine #bnha characters #bnha villains #bnha #bnha x reader #bnha villains x reader #kaito baby boi #my writing #zuffer writings

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bakusoftie · 5 years

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How about Deku, Katsuki and Todoroki being turned into a cat ( or whatever pet you want ) for a week and their fem s/o taking care of them (like petting,feeding,and playing with them) until they turn back ?

this is so cute omfg

y’all

i fucking love cats

Izuwu, Bakubabe, and Icycutie turning into cats for a week

🥦 izuwu 🥦

apparently some general studies student hated class 1-A so bad that they used their quirk to turn the innocent lil deku into a tiny white munchkin cat with his emerald green eyes and three black spots of fur on his cheeks

he looked so ADORABLE AHHHH

you were walking towards the dorms when you hear the cries of a kitten and looked down at your feet to find the cutest cat you have ever laid eyes on

“Hey there lil buddy!,” you cooed as you picked the ball of fluff up and rested him on your chest.

you thought he reminded you of your crush from the color of his wide green eyes

you couldn’t stop yourself from pecking kisses all over his fluffy face

izuku was sent into a flurry of purrs as he nuzzled his head into your warm chest

he felt kind of bad since you had no idea it was him but he felt so safe and complete being snuggled in your arms and he never wanted to leave

you snook the cute ass fur ball in your room, not before raiding the kitchen for a bowl of milk and leftover pork cutlet bowl that belonged to Denki (it’s okay you left him some money for McNuggets)

you laid the stubborn kitten on your bed but he kept wanting to bury his head in your warmth

“Awww, I’m gonna name you...Deku!,”

the kitten raised his head when he heard that and started licking your hand as if he was giving you little kitty kisses

“You must like that name,huh? It’s because you remind me of him...because you both are so cute!!”

Izuku crawls into your lap and nuzzles his head against your thighs and thinks ‘damn this is the life’

he would never get to do this when he returns to his human form so he for sure will milk the fuck out of this

when your hand comes down to scratch his neck, he swears he has reached heaven as his purring increases and he lets out a little “prrt”

He’s fucking love it

Until he sees you getting undressed...

Then he bulldozes his face into your pillow and let’s out a series of ‘meows’ that kinda sound like his muttering

If you stroke his fur while he eats, he feels like he’s going to combust from joy please don’t stop

6 days later when you’re so used to having this little kitten follow you everywhere and giving you cuddles, you also start to wonder why izuku hasn’t been coming to class lately

until one night when you and Izukitty are cuddling, him being curled into a ball on your boobies

And you feel the fuzzy warmth on your chest start to get heavier

two questions

where did your cat go?

WHY IS IZUKU NAKED AND STRADDLING YOUR WAIST

Izuwu is so flustered and he can’t hardly get a word out except...

“M-Meow?”

💥kitsuki bakukitty💥

ma there's a weird-looking fucking cat outside

seriously...bakugou as a cat is fucking frightening

do not give this fucker CLAWS

well somebody did

and bakugou was fucking pissed

he couldn’t do anything for himself and his quirk wouldn’t even fucking work

not to mention he keeps hacking up disgusting fucking hairballs

it was your turn to take the dorm’s trash out when you see a

sort of cute-looking?

ash-blonde cat with sharp red eyes staring into your soul.

THIS FUCKER POUNCED ON YOUR LEG

CLAWS DIGGING INTO YOUR FLESH

he is literally ‘my cat from hell’

But you thought his aggressive actions just meant he was an abused stray that needed to be nutured

uh bitch

you was w r o n g

you also thought his fur and eyes kinda looked like your crush, Katsuki

so of course,

you named the kitty

katsukitty

he did not wike it

you got so many cat scratches BITCH YOU STARTING TO LOOK LIKE VICTOR ZSASZ

you googled “how to tame an agressive cat” on wikihow and it said to spend time with the cat and play with him so

you took that bitch to your room

and got out a ball of yarn and a laser pointer

“let the chaos begin, katsukitty 😈”

let me just tell you that this bitch’s meows sound like he’s being fucking drowned like

he’s so ugly LMAOASKKS

but the angry little kitten gets used to you and rubs his head your hand as he gets ready to ATTack and nibble the fuck out of your finger

you text kiri to come over and meet your new little friend and

the moment he smells the stench of another male coming up into his territory (aka you)

he fucking asshole

bites a fucking chunk out of kiri’s lightening mcqueen crocs

kiri: gEt yOur fUckinG cAt, BiTch

you: he don’t bite 🙂

kiri: yES hE dO

im so sorry kiri but

those crocs were ugly anyway

katsukitty did you a favor

bakugou is such an asshole cat like he literally jumped up on your dresser for the sole purpose of knocking your limited edition Best Jeanist Funko POP to the floor

yOu shiTTy BitcH

you had to get a spray bottle full of water after he scratched up the All Might t-shirt that Izuku bought you for your birthday

jealous heaDASS

he won’t let anyone inside your room

I mean you saw what he did to kiri’s crocs

So when mineta thought he would be slick and sniff your panties while you were in the shower

Katsukitty didn’t even have to touch the fucker

he just growled and mineta shit his pants

he protecc

he attacc

but most importantly

he a snacc

speaking of snacks,,,

if you try to feed him that gross ass canned cat food

he will fuck your ass up

don’t even think about it

although...he was considering it 😳

but no

once you accidentally dropped some sriracha on the floor and his ass lapped that shit up

you swore to god that isn’t healthy for cats to eat but

you still gave him a whole bowl full

because he made him happy

and you could finally pet him while he ate without getting slice and diced

that’s how most your days were like until the end of the week when you were coming to your room after making Katsukitty a tiny version of Bakugou’s costume

but what you were met with was a naked Bakugou (with only a ball of yard to cover his privates) on your bed

“I’m going to get you back for calling me fucking ‘Katsukitty’ for a week,dumbass”

💙 IcyCutie ❤️

oh this defenseless baby

he has no clue how this happened to him but the moment he sees you, he has the urge to rub his head against your leg?

and he does

you look down when you feel something soft and furry brushing against your ankle

it’s this cute ass slender white cat with an orange spot that covers his left eye and head. His eyes are two different colors and you think he is the cutest thing to ever grace this earth

He’s literally many the ‘🥺’ face and

Your uwus have been

s n a t c h e d

Todorokitty wishes he could communicate with you somehow and tell you that it’s him but then you’re putting him up and holding him tightly against your breasts and

😳 big boobs? small boobs? no boobs? he do not care

his brain just goes: tiddy

honestly you could do whatever you want with him and he wouldn’t care

he’s kinda one of those cats that just want to sleep

he’s such an lazy cat like

just hold him and lay with him please

even as a cat, he is just so touchstarved

the only moment he shows any feral activity is when you brought some Zaria soba for yourself and nasty ass fish for him

this bitch yeeted the fish off the plate and when you’ve gone to go clean it up

THIS BITCH PUTS HIS FURRY ASS HEAD INSIDE THE BOWL

bitch almost drowned in that shit

feed him

peasant

he definitely gets used to you taking care of him and being treated like he’s special and loved because he never got that before so there’s times where he just stares at your with wide eyes and paws at your tummy

he gets the best sleep of his life being cushioned by your body

you are his bed now

sometimes he’ll leave the room and come back to leave you “gifts”

oh god

is that a fucking hamster?

😳 oh no

that’s koda’s hamster

“I understand that you were trying to do a good thing but you have committed an atrocity”

just wait until you get this hoe on some catnip 😈

normally he’s such a calm and collected kitty but once you sprinkle some of that good kush

he go ‘aRrrrOowwww’

he’s basically banging his head on the carpet trying to snort this shit the best he can

you and todorokitty have some good times and some bad times

but you do miss actually Todoroki

it makes you sad some nights because you thought he might be avoiding you

when he sees you sad, it reminds him of his mom tbh and he never wants you to feel this way,,especially if he’s literally right in front you

he’ll lay his head on your shoulder and put tiny kitten licks all over your face

👅 aaaulghh

the next day, you walked into your room after a trying day of school and flopped onto your bed where you thought your precious kitten was so you went to pet the little guy

except you were met with flesh

and i oop

😟

“are you naked? ewwwww.”

Shouto had no fucking shame

He just pulled you into his arms like nothing changed

“Shut up and let me love you, kitten”

#todoroki shouto #todoroki x reader #bakugou katsuki #bakugou x reader #izuku midoriya #deku x reader #izuku midoriya x reader #bnha x reader #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #bakugokatsuki

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yoon-kooks · 5 years

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Strawberries & Cream

Pairing: Angel!Hoseok x Devil!Reader

Genre: EnemiesToLovers!AU, Fluff, Crack

Summary: You’d think stealing a couple of strawberries from your local farm wouldn’t hurt anyone, but some people like to think otherwise. And after your strawberry heist doesn’t go as planned, you plot your revenge against the angel who ruined it all–Jung Hoseok.

Word Count: 1.8k

A/N: i posted this yesterday but t*mblr somehow managed to fuck up the formatting, so im reposting it now! happy bday hoseok! 👼💕

At sundown, when the Kim brothers take off their dirt-stained gloves and wipe the sweat from their sun-kissed cheeks, you watch from atop a neighboring tree until they disappear into their farmhouse. Once laughter and shouting echo out from the household, you know the Kim brothers will be far too drunk to give a flying fuck over what happens on that precious farm of theirs. So you hop down from the tree and over the fence to where your nose leads you. Because after a long exhausting day of playing games and lazing around, you think you deserve to treat yourself.

You scurry from crop to crop, in search of your favorite fruit. Bananas… melons… apples… no, no, no… Aha! Your pupils dilate at the glossy red berries in front of you. The sweet aroma alone is enough to have you foaming at the mouth. With no time to waste, you pick the finest strawberry from the shrub. And like with everything you steal from the Kim’s, you press your ruby lips against the fruit to pay your respects—you may be a devil, but at least you’ve got class!

“Mmm~!” You can’t help but squeal at the first bite, sweet and juicy with a hint of pesticides. As much as you want to chow down on the entire shrub, you only allow yourself to eat a single berry and pick a few more to indulge on later in the night. After securing your little strawberry pouch to your hip, you take a moment to admire the success of The Great Strawberry Heist. What a sneaky little thief you are! You giggle into your hands.

“I hope you choke on pesticides, Little Thief,” a voice scoffs at you. You don’t know the Kim brothers too well, but you’re sure it isn’t one of them speaking.

“I can’t choke on pesticides. A devil’s body is immune to toxins,” you answer back, although you aren’t sure where or who to direct your attention. As far as you can see, there’s no one else on the farm besides one (1) sneaky thief. “And wishing for someone to choke is kind of rude, you know.”

“Stealing the fruits of someone else’s labor is also kind of rude, don’t you think?” The voice suddenly materializes into a bright object—a rather handsome boy with white wings, to be exact. The stern look on his face kind of turns you on.

“Stealing is harmless as long as no one notices their stuff is missing~” you shrug. “But I think your brightness is going to attract attention from the Kim brothers. So can you please leave? Asking for a friend.”

“I’ll leave… but only after a warning, Y/N.” The boy stride over to you and gives you a long look as you blink back at him. He’s got quite an attractive face for sure.

“How do you know my name?” You slide your naughty hands from the boy’s chest to around his neck. The white wings peeking out from behind his shoulders catch your eye. “Oh, are you my guardian angel?” You already know devils aren’t assigned guardian angels, but maybe you just got lucky. Maybe this hottie of an angel is all yours.

“Not quite. I’m just here to keep devils like you out of trouble,” he says, nonchalantly peeling your hands off him and taking a step back. “So you better be a good little devil, or else I’ll be back, okay?”

“Yeah yeah sure, I promise to be a good devil, so can you please leave now? Thanks.” You start pushing the angel out of sight from the Kim brothers, but he puts on the brakes in front of the fence.

“Wait, one more thing.” He points to the strawberry pouch at your hip. “Empty that out so I know you’ve learned your lesson.”

“Or…!” You take a single berry out from your pouch and extend it to the boy. “How about I give you this strawberry as a peace offering and we pretend like this whole thing never happened, yeah?”

The angel gives the luscious fruit a good look, perhaps debating on whether or not the pesticides could be harmful to a divine being like himself. And just when you think your last-ditch effort is a bust, he speaks.

“Feed it to me.”

“Huh?” you reply with too big of a smile. Was it really that easy to swindle an angel?

“Feed it to me and I’ll let you go.”

You nod, leaning in closer to press the berry gently against the boy’s cute heart-shaped lips. As you close the gap between you and him, however, you’re distracted (and a tiny bit tempted) by the dark eyes watching you. You could’ve sworn he smirks before taking a bite out of the fruit. But once the deed is done, he backs away and lets out an innocent chuckle.

“Okay, I’ll let you go this time, but remember to be a good devil from here on out unless you want me showing up again,” he says with a charming smile. You almost feel bad about swindling such a nice boy. But a devil’s gotta do what a devil’s gotta do to protect your precious strawberry stash.

“Pleasure doing business with you… uh…” you tilt your head when you realize you haven’t learned the boy’s name.

“It’s Hoseok,” he helps you out. “See you around, Little Thief.”

When it’s all said and done, the angel disappears as promised and you hurry home to make some chocolate-covered strawberries.

“FUCK,” you scream as soon as you step into the kitchen. Your hip is bare and your pouch is gone. Hoseok must’ve snagged it while you were too busy staring into his eyes. And to think you were nice enough to share one of your strawberries with that filthy monster.

But you suppose you’re gonna have to make him regret ever crossing paths with a naughty devil like yourself… And it starts with summoning that fool again.

“I guess I better go stEAL SOME MORE STRAWBERRIES,” you announce for the whole world, and more specifically Hoseok, to hear.

“What did I tell you about theft, Y/N?” Aha, the angel finally decides to show his face again, this time materializing right inside your bed.

“You’re the one who said stealing the fruits of someone else’s labor is rude, but guess what? You stole the strawberries that I worked so hard to get, Hypocrite.” You huff and puff, but also roll into bed with the hypocrite and cuddle up to him.

Hoseok watches as you sniff him like a hungry puppy for any lingering strawberries. “I didn’t steal the berries. I simply dipped them in chocolate and dropped them back off to their rightful owner.”

“You made chocolate-covered strawberries for me?” Your eyes light up and suddenly you’re on top of the boy.

“Fuck no. The rightful owners are the Kim brothers. Not you, Little Thief,” he says with a scolding voice. He rolls his body over you and stares down at your pout. “Anyway, if you aren’t actually executing a second strawberry heist tonight, I’m going home.”

“Actually! I made a plan for us!” You sit back up and regain your ambition. “We’re gonna go back to the farm, steal some more strawberries, milk the cow, and make chocolate-covered strawberries.”

“We? Why am I being dragged into this?”

“Because you need to be around when I’m doing something naughty right? Isn’t that what you said?”

“Well yeah, but that doesn’t mean I’m your accomplice-”

“You don’t have to be my accomplice. I’m basically just making you watch me do naughty things as punishment for stealing my strawberries,” you pause to make sure your twisted logic makes sense. “As long as I’m being naughty, you can’t go home, right? That’s your punishment. Jokes on you.”

Hoseok blinks at you, probably doing his best to untwist all of your logic. And then he smirks. Never a good sign. “Oh I get it. But what if I don’t mind being around you? How will you punish me then, Little Thief?”

“Ha? You like being around me?” you press a finger to your duck lips. “If that’s the case, then I guess your punishment can be milking the cow.”

“Wait, what does milking a cow have to do with anything…?”

“We need milk with our chocolate strawberries, duh.” You shake your head at the boy’s ignorance and pull him up so the two of you can head back to the farm.

“Or…!” Hoseok pulls you back for a moment to suggest something else. “Instead of stealing farm crops and violating a cow’s udder, we can buy some milk and strawberries at our local market and make the chocolate strawberries in the morning.”

You nod along, although your mind remains unchanged. “Yeah… I like my idea better.”

You just can’t help it. It’s not your fault that you were born a devil. Naughtiness runs in your blood, and that’s something that will never change.

But maybe you’re willing to negotiate.

“Hmm, hypothetically speaking, if we followed your plan and went to the market, then what do I get in return?” You stroke your invisible bead. “Would you be willing to do something naughty for me?”

“That would depend… I’m not 100% opposed to it.” Perfect. Just the answer you were looking for.

“Nevermind~!” You shake your head with a giggle. If an angel can have an open mind about naughtiness, a devil can be open-minded about good behavior. And maybe it’s for that reason that you’ve developed a tiny soft spot for the angel. “We’ll just go to the market tomorrow, Hoseok~”

He raises an eyebrow at your sudden change in behavior. “Okay, but I better not catch you stealing anything off the shelves if that’s what you’re scheming.”

“I won’t, I promise (as long as you’re paying for everything)!” You snuggle up in bed only to fall into the embrace of warm angel wings, where perhaps naughtiness shall one day ensue. For now, however, you’re content. “But maybe we can play with the cows some time?”

“Y/N.”

“At least consider it!”

“Fine.”

#bts scenarios #bts fanfic #bts fluff #bts enemies to lovers #hoseok fanfic #bts imagines #hoseok x reader #hoseok #bts #bangtan #strawberries & cream #bts angel au

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little-owly · 6 years

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little!ja//ck trying a ton of different Christmas foods with daddy ma//rk, but he ends up trying waaayyyyy too much and just, all of his good ends up everywhere. Poor baby is so sick he even potties all over himself, and daddy ma//rk does everything possible to help his baby boy feel better 💖💖

THATS SO PURE IM CRYING 💕💕💕mark laying out tons of treats for little jack to try!! his poor coffee bean stressed over holiday streams, video schedules, shopping for gifts, and even decorating. he knew his jack would have to regress to little jackie to help him get through the stressful holiday. so mark helped jack dress in his gingerbread kigurumi and set him down in front of the tv with christmas classics playing. the little's eyes glued to the screen as santa saves christmas with rudolph. giving mark enough time to pull out all the treats!! from chocolates to sugary candies, candy canes and golden chocolate coins, to gingerbread houses of frosting and a fruit cake. all set up to make his special little boy happy. "jackie?" mark singsongs as he fixes a gumdrop from the gingerbread roof, "daddy's got a little gift from santa for you in the kitchen!!he smirks as he hears the footsteps of jack rushing over. green paci secure in his mouth, the hood of the kigurumi framing his face. "santa?! gifts?!""yup!! look at all the food he left just for a good boy like you!!"jack bounces up and down as he sees all his favorites. gasping at the gingerbread house and tall cup of hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows. a holly jolly feast for him. "santa bring all this?!" "of course he did, jackie." mark leans down and kisses the top of jack's head, "santa knows how hard it is to be jack. he knows the best way to cheer up both jack and jackie is to give you all the best foods!! and he /did/ tell me you were on the top of his nice list.""meanie anti on naughty list?"mark chuckles, "santa made sure to give meanie anti extra coal and no gingerbread men."jack smiles and sits down, "good!! meanie anti always dumb and scawy.""alright, settle down, jackie!! you got all the time to eat, so what'd ya want daddy to feed you first--"poor mark is stopped by jack chugging at the warm inviting hot chocolate. a whipped cream mustache left on his lip as he grins at mark. the hot chocolate sloshing in his tummy. "candy first?"***then came the candy canes. then chocolate coins. then the two demolished the fruit cake together. all that was left was the gingerbread house. "daddy take roof?""of course!! lookie at all the frosting, too much for a growing baby boy."jack nods and takes away the back door and wall. frosting and gum drops falling as he bites into the treat. mark wiping at his own lip as he eats. giggling at his messy little baby. the two eating happily in the warmth of their apartment. not braving the cold English wind outside nor gloomy like most are a few days before christmas. they had each other, as lovers and as big and little. and what else could anyone else ask for?mark was caught up in his thoughts -- he hadnt noticed the soft whining as jack's full belly cramped up. half of his food going down while the other...well..."daddy? food...food--""huh?" he snaps out of his daydream of their christmas morning. snapping back to jack. who looked downright distressed. "jackie? baby, what's a matter?" "no...no fweel good, daddy...""what? what doesn't feel good?""tum...tum..."mark sets down the treat he'd been eating. soft brown eyes looking up and down jack. concern washing over him as jack cried. did he say or do something wrong? what was making his baby boy so upset? tiny tears rushing down the little's face. his hand squeezing mark's, the frosting around his lips falling as trembled...something was coming...something was burning up his chest towards his throat. jack pushed his daddy aside just as the bile entered his mouth. wincing as he gagged it up violently. his tears rushing down as he choked the vomit up. loud wet burps shaking his body as he cramped up. the wet puke landing on the floor next to them, splattering in a mess of brown and green colors. poor jack, holding his stomach, continued to sob out more and more. "'m sowwy!!" another gag. "daddy--" another gag. "make it stop!!" mark sat stunned before jumping into action. grabbing the trash can next to them and allowing jack to throw up in it. trying not to get sick himself as his baby boy puked his guys out, the wet sloshing noise of the puke settling in the trash can almost got him. until finally -- jack sobbed and burped again. the burp dry as jack whined. still clutching his stomach in fear. not noticing the wet warmth running under his bottom and down his thighs. completely soaking himself as he trembled in mark's hold. making the little sob harder -- wanting nothing more than to be taken care of and taken out of his icky wet jammies. "a...all done, daddy...""shh, cmon, lets get you in a warm bath to help your poor tum, okay?" mark asked. the little nodding as mark pulled him from his chair. wiping away strands of drool and sick from his chin. what a poor messy boy. ***the bath was longer than jack would've liked. especially when he had barely any bubbles to play with. daddy insisted it was "just a quick one", so no duckies or bubbles. poor jack sulking as daddy washed him down -- using a sudsy rag to wash away the puke from his chin and off his chest. cooing as he told him to stay put as he washed the floor in the kitchen and threw away the icky trash. so it was no surprise when jack cooed and held grabby hands out to mark. whining low in his throat. wanting nothing but his daddy's warm embrace. "alright, jacki//eboy, lets get you outta here." mark smirked as his drained the tub. capturing jack in a warm fluffy towel, drying his hair quickly as they walked down the hall and into their bedroom. a warm pair of footie pajamas and a fluffy diaper awaiting him. "s-sammy?" he babbled as he grabbed the plushie. whimpering from the cold, "daddy...sammy warm 'cause he got scarf," he tugged on the red scarf sammy had wrapped around him, "but i cold!"mark giggled, "why do you think you're cold, jackie?""....'cause i nakey..." he blushed. just as mark dried his body enough to lay him down in the center of the fluffy diaper. jack cooing as mark kisses his forehead. "let's fix that and get you in some warm jammies, okay? only ones allowed to be nakey and cold are penguins, not cutie littles like you." jack giggled and squirmed, "not cute."***finally, the whole mess taken care of and jack finally clean, mark carried jack in his arms to the rocking chair facing the window in their apartment. the same rocking chair mark and jack would cuddle in while jack was big. going on with excitement about future conventions, plans, and date ideas. mark making him laugh with his comments. the same rocking chair mark would sit with jack while he was little. when his crying couldn't be stopped -- the rocking motion helping set him to sleep. all while mark read him bed time stories or held a warm bottle of milk to his lips.the beginnings of snow began to fall outside as jack snuggled closer into mark's chest. gripping the blanket around him tighter. sucking gently on his paci -- the image of a snowman on the shield. the mere sight of his sweet baby jackie close to sleep tugged at his heartstrings. mark quickly unlocked his phone and looked up a bedtime story for jack; the one thing he knew always made jack feel better after getting sick. and he had the perfect story to tell. looking back out at the falling snow and turning his attention back to his sleepy baby boy. clearing his throat. "twas the night before christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring." he planted a kiss to jack's forehead again. scooting him closer up his lap. not noticing the smile jack hid behind his paci. so happy they were so lucky to have each other. "not even a mouse."

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paperprinc3 · 7 years

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Kylux- Mini Clones

You: Were you aware Snoke was making clones? H

Stranger: Vaguely. He's mentioned it once or twice. KR

You: Well he's delivered them. What am I meant to do with six year olds? H

Stranger: Ha, he's given them to your care? This should be fun to witness. KR I presume youre meant to mold them into stormtroopers. KR

You: He's sent a mini me and what I assume is a mini you so I doubt he wants mere stormtroopers. H

Stranger: He cloned... us? KR (delayed) Did he give any instructions at all on what to do with them? KR

You: Yes and yes. Vague notes. I'm not certain he knows how to raise human children or clones. H

You: I've put them in my quarters for the moment. H

Stranger: I'd certainly agree that Snoke has no child-care talents; Im fairly certain you dont either. KR I need to come and see if it's truly my clone. KR

You: I have done research. For my training programs. They have warm milk and biscuits and seem to like Millicent. I think I am doing sufficiently well. H

Stranger: It sounds like youre treating them exactly like Millicent. KR

You: They are both small creatures. H

Stranger: They are children, Hux, not creatures. KR

You: I am aware. I didn't mean to sound harsh. H

Stranger: I know. All Im saying is you cant just feed and water them and expect them to grow into functioning adults. KR

You: I am aware. I'll start their education tomorrow. H

Stranger: Have you given them names yet? KR

You: Sort of. I've been calling them Huxely and little Ren. H

Stranger: That's... practical. It's all mildly creepy, though. KR Do you think I could see them? Just to make sure youre not mistreating mini-me. KR

You: The names or the fact we have suddenly sort of become parents? H Yes you can come see them. H

Stranger: The names are creepy. The parenting thing is downright terrifying. KR Alright, thank you. KR

You: Rude. You come up with names then. H I am building them a fort. H

Stranger: I most certainly will. KR Teaching them architecture already, or is it just for recreation? KR

You: Both of course. It's a blanket fort. H

Stranger: Well, I assumed you werent building them an /actual/ fort. KR Im on my way over. KR ((Paragraphs))

You: Hux fiddled around with various blankets and pillows as the children watched him and tried to help in their own misguided way. Well little Ren seemed mostly clueless, while Huxley assisted with the pillows. It was strange looking at a small version of himself.Hux couldn't help but feel fond of his clone, letting him rifle through Hux's wardrobe and put on the secret pink jumper he had bought on one short vacation. On the small boy it was more like a dress but he didn't seem to mind. Kylo's clone was a little more strange, quiet and well behaved compared to his older counter part. If it wasn't for his ears Hux might have thought them different people. Ren had of course taken a dark black blanket and wrapped it around himself as if trying to make himself invisible.

Stranger: Ren couldnt help but feel a pang of fear at the prospect of meeting a younger version of himself. At 6 he was still Ben, still his parent's child. The thought was frightening. Still, he had to go and see them. Some part of his mind compelled him forward, adamant on meeting the younger version of himself, and wondering what young Hux might be like. Kylo swallowed under his mask, forcing himself to walk on. Hux's door was before him far too soon, and Kylo paused outside for a moment, collecting himself with a deep breath before finally knocking. "Hux?" he called out, voice cracking with his voice modulator.

You: Hux heard Kylo and scrambled out from the fort by his bed. Of course that idiot would be wearing his helmet, he thought hurrying to meet Kylo first. "Wait here for Daddy." He told the children before leaving the room, making sure to close his door firmly behind him. "What are you doing idiot. Take your mask off! You'll scare them. Little Ren cried when he saw the stormtroopers and I had to carry him all the way to my room." Hux said folding his arms crossly.

Stranger: Kylo just stared at Hux for a moment, processing his words.. Slowly he reached up and unclasped his helmet, lifting it off with a hiss. Of course Little Ren would cry from such a thing; Kylo would have done the same at that age. "Sorry," he said almost dismissively, glancing over Hux's head to try and catch a glimpse of the kids. He frowned when he couldnt and looked back to Hux, noting how the other man somehow looked more human than usual; his hair disheveled and sticking up with static from the blanket fort. "Are you going to let me in or what?"

You: "Yes now you can come in, just leave the mask by the door." Hux said moving aside. "Just promise you will be nice to them." He added biting his lip. "Having spent time with them and read Snokes message it seems they are very new, only a few hours old. He meant to make older versions but he doesn't understand human aging." Hux explained as he led Kylo to his room. "I'm back little ones with a new friend for you too meet." Hux called.

Stranger: Kylo nodded and tossed his mask down near the door as instructed. "Im always nice," he mumbled. Hux seemed to have really grown fond of these children, and in such a short amount of time. Kylo hardly thought Hux could grow fond of anything. The kids were very short, very tiny, and looking up at him with curious eyes. Kylo stared back from the doorway, frozen at the sight of Little Ren for a long moment. Finally, he snapped out of it with a cough, "Oh, uh, hello," he said, squatting down so he would be on their level.

#Kylux #soft kylux #clone baby #Well kids

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tokyoteddywolf · 7 years

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A Blue CatAstrophe Ch.2

Fluffy yet angsty :) enjoy!

Ch.1

Pidge didn't know what to make of the tiny, shorthaired kitten in her arms. She cradled it close and carried it out of Blue, and was surprised when the Lion made a growl of faint protest, but settled back down. Probably misses her pilot, the Green Paladin mused to herself as she made her way from the hangars. Keith was attempting to console Shiro and Hunk, as they both had really cared about Lance. Pidge missed him too, he was like a brother to her. He couldn't take Matt's place, but he did try his best to treat her right, even if she snapped at him. She deflated at that thought. Maybe if she hadn't been such a brat, or had been a little more kind to him, maybe he wouldn't have blown up at the meeting this morning.

She remembered them all taking off after Lance once they'd felt the intense pain coming through the Paladin Bond, vividly recalling the fear she'd felt when they heard Blue's panicked roar as they landed on-planet, and knew something was wrong. Green had pinpointed the location and Black and Yellow took off immediately, the others close behind. She remembered gasping and hearing the “Holy quiznak...” from Keith over the comms as they came upon a field of blue-white iced flowering trees, covering everything within a ten-mile radius from the center, which was where Blue was curled up in on herself, like she was shielding something from the outside. Her particle barrier was up, too.

Pidge had to use her plant beam to grow vines over Blue's barrier so that Black and Yellow could tow her back to the Castle. But Blue had refused to open up once in her Hangar, even when faced with Black. Was Lance really that upset? But then Black stopped growling and made a very concerning noise, and Green suddenly showed her a terrifying image; an empty, blood splattered cockpit and a ripped up jacket scattered into pieces all over the floor and a familiar voice screaming in pain. Black, Yellow and Red must have shown the others the same thing, because Shiro was calling for Lance with a desperate voice she didn't even know the Black Paladin even possessed.

The sick feeling of dread in her stomach evolved into nausea once they'd gotten inside and found that the pilot seat was exactly as it was in the image; smears and drops of blood scattered over the leathery fabric and dashboard, and Lance's jacket and clothes, torn to pieces and tossed about like confetti. She felt her body go cold and the blood in her face drain away. Lance wasn't here. Her brother figure was gone. This was almost like when Shiro had gone missing, but worse because they had proof that Lance was hurt during whatever had happened to him, and possibly alive because there wasn't enough blood to signify that he'd been killed.

Then she'd heard the mewing, and stepped closer to find the source, and ended up with this kitten. The poor thing seemed exhausted, already asleep and faintly purring, tucked into the crook of her arm. She traced the light brown swirls all over the tiny felines back, the soft purr she got in response was enough for her lips to tug up in a faint smile. She took it to the main control room, where Allura was waiting. “Well? Did you find Lance?” The Princess demanded, looking faintly pale and concerned, Coran hovering nearby, which was understandable since he and Lance were very close, like a space uncle and his nephew, best friends. Pidge shook her head sadly. “No… we found his jacket and his clothes that were all torn up...and,” She swallowed thickly around the sudden lump in her throat. “Blood. There wasn't a lot, but there was enough to indicate he'd been pretty badly injured by whatever got to him before we did… the place where we found Blue was covered in ice. Blue didn't look hurt at all, so we don't really understand what happened other than something took Lance and Blue freaked out enough to use her ice cannon...” She explained, shifting the sleeping kitten in her arms a little.

Allura deflated visibly, Coran's face also falling into one of devastation. “So then, Lance is currently missing and we have no idea what happened other than what you have just told me… and what is that you are holding? Is that a dangerous creature, and where did you get it from?” She asked, straightening up and staring at the fluffball curiously, though it was tinged with sadness. “Oh, it's something we have on Earth. It's a kitten, sort of like a lion but very tiny and less deadly and we keep them as pets because of how cute they are, and also because they provide comfort...” Pidge said, motioning Allura closer with her free hand and guiding the Altean's hand down the soft fur along the spine of the sleeping feline, Allura smiling softly as she felt the warm life under her palms.

Pidge noted the sound of the other Paladins entering the room behind her, and spoke up again. “I was thinking about calling him Azul. I checked earlier, it's a boy. We did find him in the Blue Lion, and he's got blue eyes, and Lance was- is Cuban, so…” She trailed off as Keith moved closer, gently rubbing his finger along the base of Azul's right ear, scratching gently. The corner of his mouth twitched up and he nodded at Pidge. “Azul… means Blue in Spanish, right? I think it's a good name.” The Red Paladin murmured, still upset over the loss of his friend and teammate.

Hunk voiced agreement from behind her, and Shiro merely hummed quietly to acknowledge it. “I think we should all go get some rest. Tomorrow, we shall return to the ice field where you found the Blue Lion and try to find any clues as to where Lance could have gone.” Allura spoke, returning to General Mode. Pidge nodded and made her way to her room, still cradling Azul. “Alright Azul, I think a quick nap is in order after today.” She whispered, smiling at the ear twitch the baby kitty gave in return. She opened her door and walked over to sit on the bed, curling up around the tiny life in her arms, placed her glasses on the dresser next to her mattress, and drifted off.

Pidge woke up, slightly disoriented, and sat up, looking around. No kitten in sight. Then, had it been a dream…? Lance was still here, right? Making jokes and laughing and grumbling at her to go to bed after she'd been up 'til midnight working on a lead to find her lost family and-

A mew shook her out of her thoughts, and a tiny paw, the pads slightly cool and rubbery, patted her cheek from her other side. Oh. Azul had moved above her head. That's why she hadn't seen him. Her face felt wet. Oh, she was crying. Sniffling, she scooped up the little ball of fluff and cried into his chocolate colored fur. “I- I miss Lance.” She choked out, as Azul mewed worriedly.

She cried for a little while before settling into soft hiccups and sniffles. Azul purred in concern and butted his head against her cheek, and she smiled and ran her hands over his fur. It was soft and silky and reminded her of that one time she'd gone on a school field trip to a chocolate factory where she'd seen factory workers mix the dark cocoa mix with milk and sugar and stirred it until it was milk chocolate, light brown and smooth.

Azul's back looked like a pot of chocolate in the middle of mixing, dark and light brown swirls all over and trailed off into straight stripes towards his middle and legs, and a pale soft brown underbelly. “I would have named you Cocoa, but Azul seemed a better choice because we found you in Blue's cockpit.” Pidge said, holding the kitten up in front of her so that her own golden brown eyes could lock onto those ocean blue ones. Azul tipped his head to the side and chirped at the Green Paladin, tail swishing. She set him down and patted around for her glasses, rubbing her eyes.

Azul jumped up on her dresser and batted the frames towards her searching hand, and she smiled gratefully at the little creature. “Thanks Azul. I think we should see what we can feed you, since there isn't exactly any space cat food around for you to have.” She said, scooping him up and moving off towards the kitchen, where Hunk would hopefully have something for their new addition to eat.

// im leaving this here, since chapter 3 is more Lance POV feat Shiro! Did I do okay with Pidge's POV? I hope I did. This is slightly fluffy and a lot more angsty than planned, but oh well! Hope you enjoyed~!

#langst #Cat AU #pidge gunderson #lance mcclain #Shance Fic #shance #if you don't like Shaladin please don't read #my writing

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arcenergy · 7 years

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do all the questions fucko

1. selfie http://warden-anders.tumblr.com/tagged/my%20face2. what would you name your future kids? fuck hands mcmike and alistair theirin 3. do you miss anyone? eHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH not really 4. what are you looking forward to? dying5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? u 6. is it hard for you to get over someone? yeah7. what was your life like last year? no8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? yes9. who did you last see in person? my dad 10. are you good at hiding your feelings? eHHHHH11. are you listening to music right now? yes12. what is something you want right now? death13. how do you feel right now? cold. i want my hoodie. 14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? this week? idk15. personality description [vague hand wave motion] 16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? yes17. opinion on insecurities. i have many 18. do you miss how things were a year ago? heLL nO19. have you ever been to New York? no 20. what is your favourite song at the moment? youth - glass animals 21. age and birthday? im 15 and july 26th 22. description of crush. non-existent 23. fear(s) a lot24. height 5′1″25. role model hideo kojima 26. idol(s) hideo kojima 27. things i hate the cishets 28. i’ll love you if… if u treat me nice when u meet me there’s like a 95% chance ill fall in love with u29. favourite film(s) what we do in the shadows 30. favourite tv show(s) none31. 3 random facts: 1. horses used to have toenails 2. you shouldnt feed adult mammals milk 3. biology documentaries usually only show animal sex for some reason 32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? im friends mainly with the gays 33. something you want to learn how to live a life without having a weekly mental breakdown 34. most embarrassing moment ok so like lmao i was born one day and it was just???? so embarrassing and awkward i never get over it but like!!! barely anyone remembers tho so lol 35. favourite subject science 36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? 1.dying 1. probably being in a relationship with someone who Cares™ about me 2. being able to study astronomy 3. i rescue a ton of animals and i love them all 37. favourite actor/actress mads mikkelson is an Icon i never actually watched hannibal i just trust him 38. favourite comedian(s) myself am i ri gH t i dont actually have one 39. favourite sport(s) equestrian 40. favourite memory my favorite memory is sitting on a park slide in the new neighborhood that hasnt been developed yet near my house and watching the sun set and staying out until like 9 and it wasnt cold it was cool and everything felt just right 41. relationship status single 42. favourite book(s) MOSQUITOLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE READ IT,43. favourite song ever it’s hip to fuck bees (remastered) 44. age you get mistaken for online it can range to like 17-20 but irl it’s like 16-17 ish45. how you found out about your idol metal gear 46. what my last text message says “dad’s phone is having issues if you need something then call me”49. where i want to be right now somewhere,,warm. im coLD50. favourite picture of your idol tHE PICTURE WHERE KOJIMA IS DRINKING OUT OF THE KONAMI TEARS MUG51. starsign leo52. something i’m talented at being a piece of shit!53. 5 things that make me happy 1. my friends 2. my friends 3. my friends 4. my friends 5. animals 54. something thats worrying me at the moment finals :/55. tumblr friends uhhh like,,, asexualmerrill , autisticmage, caently , pizazara, etc……………,,,,,,,, i could make a mutuals list but like……………………………. im lazy56. favourite food(s) i love candy canes, soup, and anything that has potatoes in it except mashed potatoes. disgUs.t57. favourite animal(s) i love all animals but horses r fave 58. description of my best friend(s) 1. a lot of spontaneous actions with the occasional disapproval but i still love her dearly. she’s been my artistic idol ever since i was little and now she’s my best friend and we swap headcanons at 3am. always there for me and means a lot to me. u guessed it it’s Autumn 2. big huge NERD but is really good at giving advice. sort of big sibling figure in my life and loves to get involved with all of the Squad Jokes even though he lives half way across the country. v near and dear to my heart and i care about him so much,, i wrote him a letter once and i cried because im sappy n emotional. it’s will! my best friends! i love theM!

#misc #asks #thanks autumn 4 ask #dogalmighty

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