#im kinda a idoit

[boneszzjunkie]

I just realized something. Bandaids are racist

[depressedrockmetalgothindiechic]

Glad I got my mother's looks and not my father's fr<3

I only have his eyes and for that reason I wanna km$ and gouge out my eyes<3

[sadko101]

unpopular opinion: all bg3 origin ships are great (and as platonic too)

gale x astarion: "enemies" to lovers they have great chemistry and has plenty of room for fluff and angst, plenty has been said about them i dont think i have much else to say.

wyll x gale: theirs plenty of danger in being the blade of fronteirs/avernus and we all know what gale is into. also they are two of the more good leaning characters. + gale is very "being a warlock sounds rough" and wyll is "that man is wayyy to faithful i dont want him to blow himself up". dancer x man with poor knees. (i could yap for ever i love them)

karlach x wyll: PERFECT, their stories intertwine while they have this unyielding care for each other. both platonically and romantically this ship is amazing! i just have no words for how good it is

karlach x shadowheart: karlach calling her shads is adorable and shadowheart is just straight up smitting for karlach the moment they meet. also when you play as origin shadowheart karlach is super sweet about the hairchange i love them.

gale x laezel: good leaning frail human wizard x GITHYANKI WARRIOR. theyre conversations are amazing with a mutual sense of curiosity for each others past and possible future. laezel falling for somone as soft as gale as well. ugh its soo good.

laezel x shadowheart: NOW THIS! its the true enemies to lovers of bg3. kinda "toxic yuri" in the begining but as the story goes on and laezel rebels against vlakith and shart against shar theres a real parrelel to there stories and a sort of understanding that they can find in each other.

gale x shadowheart: an intresting dynamic given them both being incredibly faithful to two gods who arent super fond of each other... as shadowheart strays from shar she encorages gale to relise the power mystra had over him, just a lot of support and love for each other is what im imagining. (definitly a ship thats develoupment focused)

karlach x laezel: now i havent had both of them in my team much, but the dynamic feels close to "grumpy x sunshine" laezel really opening up and being nice over time while karlach is open and happy from the begining.

karlach x gale: wizard x barbarion, (also "idoit" x genuis) is just great, gale and his magic could probably help to cool karlach down temporarly! i hc them both as autistc and i like nd x nd ships. also if you let gale ascend to godhood (loser) and play as karlach he can actually fix her engine heart which adds a sweet motivation to his godhood.

karlach x astarion: now i love these two platonically but i also love them romantically. astarion is enthusastic about recruiting karlach and comments about supporting her. he jokes abouthow strong she is which is cute. if youve ever played karlach origin and romance astarion they have a sweet scene together.

wyll x astarion: monster hunter x monster, wyll loves to tease astarion but he cares about him. he has faith in astarion to be a better person and its just MWAH. astarion is a bit of a simp for wyll (me too) he is very nice about the horns in wylls origin too (i love them)

wyll x shadowheart: they tease each other in a super endearing way. they kinda immideitly clicked and i know that wyll would support shadowheart through her whole crisis and shadowheart will help wyll in his self sacrafising tenancies (these little shits reciting porn together at the docks)

shadowheart x astarion: these two could be evil together, but they also could help each other heal and become better people

laezel x astarion: theyre very differnt views of love and affection. i think laezel would help astarion in his journy of reclaiming his own sexuality. (i need to think about these two more)

durge x anyone is great

i speedran typing this sorry for plethera of spelling erros

[bitchyglitterfox]

Kinktober Day 2: Floor Sex - James Potter x F!Reader

Kinktober Master List

OOOOO my first Harry Potter fic!! A fuck JK Rowlings statement! Anyway everyone in this fic is 18+ this one kinda got away from me ngl it was fun! as always thank you @the-purity-pen for the prompt list!!

Warning: SMUT, choking, floor sex, public sex, exhibition if you squint, getting walked in on, bad British slang, talks of blow jobs

Words: 631

“Shh little dove,” James says as he places his hand over my mouth as I arch my back, he thrust into me as we lay by the fire in the Gryffindor common room, “we dont want to wake everyone up, do we?”

“N-no we-Fuck James right there fuck” you try to keep your moans down as he brings you to your sweet release. Floor sex while fun during the moment but after you always end up hot and sore after. But there was no need to think about that now as James Potter was fucking your brains out in front of the fire. 

You whine as he pulls out of you, “Oh dont worry baby, Im not through with you yet, on your knees.”

  You follow instructions and lean on your hands and knees facing the fire, the heat warming you as the days become colder with the coming winter.

James slips back in your cunt from behind, you feel him deeper than before as you let out a moan and lean your head on your fists. 

“Shit little dove, your pussy is magic and it put me under a spell,” he says as he begins to pound back into you. Ever since you two became a thing at the end of summer before you had to come back for your 7th year, you have been going at it like rabbits. A few times pad foot and Moony have both almost caught you going at it, luckily both times James used his cloak of invisibility. 

“Fuck, Jamie, please keep going, just like that, fuck” you moan just a bit too loud causing James to put his hand around your throat and pull you up towards his chest as his hand slips down to your clit, giving you the sweet friction. 

“Didn’t I say to keep your voice down kitten?” He says as he pounds into you harder feeling as though he's fucked into your stomach. 

“Yes sir,” he’s almost fucking your dumb. 

He loves watching your tits bounce as he pounds into you, the slapping of skin and his grunts into your ear, as well as his fingers nimbly working the bundle of nerves, brings you close to your release. 

“James, I-I’m so close,” You say as tears begin to develop in your eyes due to the amazing amount of pleasure he brings as his cock hits just right inside you. 

“Fuck, baby I’m close too, lets cum together little dove. Just a few more thrusts” 

You reach behind him trying to pull him as close to you as he can. A moan dies into your throat as you feel the orgasm break through you just as James hits him causing him to bite down on your shoulder so he can silence himself, you feel him paint your walls white with his cum as both of your essences mix. 

He gently pulls out of you causing both of you to hiss by the overstimulation. He lays on his back as you lay on his and grab the blanket from the couch that was long forgotten once you both began your escapade. 

“Just give me a second and then i will get you all cleaned up, alright little dove?” 

You giggle and begin to speak when a voice in the dark startles you both. 

“Bloody hell, if youre going to shag at least do it where we cant see you, idoits especially in the common room” Sirius says with a sleepy look. 

“Sorry padfoot, we tried to be quiet as we could be,” you giggled. 

“Yeah, yeah just no more shagging in the common room” 

“Says the one getting a Jobby from the Ravenclaw Prefect last week on the couch,” James says. At that Sirius scurries back up towards the boy's dorms.

[littlesisofanime]

Why are you like this baby pt: 3

Deku x y/n story ❤️

Trying somerhing new wirh text!! For spelling ☠️ also caps is yelling x=c sometimes

Denki: so y/n how are you its been a minute

Y/n: yea...

Denki: i guess ill break the ice then *chuckles*

Your phone ringes*

Y/n: let me take this brb

Y/n:hel-

Izuku: im sry baby plz come back i i i talked to kacchan jus plz come back.

Y/n:... Um izuku im out i xan talk later...

Izuku: no pls where are you we need to talk

Y/n: *sigh* im at ********* alright come by i guess bye

Izuku: ok i wil-

Phone hangs up*

Y/n: sry about that

Denki+shinsou: it alright

Y/n: anyways enough of that how long have you guys been a thing

Denki: umm

Shinsou: maybe 7 years

Y/n: and i didnt know rip off

Denki: us what about you and izuku

Y/n: well w-

Izuku: hey guys

Shinsou+Denki: hello

Denki: good of you to join us

Izuku: of course

After they eat (xause im lazy)

Everyone: goodbye

Deku drives you home

You guys walk into the house and izuku pins u to a wall

Izuku: what did i do...

Y/n: zuku I..

He never did that before you have never seen him with this behaviour..

Y/n: are you drunk babe?¿

Izuku: No, NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION

Y/n:*mumbleing*I told you trying not to sound scared

He walks away while you kinda sit there stunned asking if that just happened

Izuku: im sorry... I didnt mean to yell..

Y/n:....

Izuku: baby xan you come here

Y/n: yes..

Izuku: can we talk pls..

Y/n: ok..

You sit next to hin on the couch and he tells you about everything

Y/n: thanks for talking to him i-

Izuku: And I just wanted you baby..

And he gives you a passionate kiss that make your heart flutter you kiss him back you guys kiss until his phone rings

Izuku: aw man

and he gets you off his lap and goes to answer the phone

Conversation

Bakugo: hey idoit

Deku: hey kucchan

Bakugo: this isnt an apology but hope yall are ok i guess

Deku: we are thanks kacchan is that it tho i have business to take care of...

Bakugo: ok bye...

The end of conversation

Hope u enjoy pt 4 pt 5 maybe tmrw in my typing era rn tho lol (sorry for the cliff hanger btw)

[twopoppies]

GINA IM GONNA RANT FOR A QUCIK MIN LOL

SO I WOKE UP THIS MORNING RIGHT? AND I FORGOT I HAD A PSYCH TEST WHICH I KINDA FREAKED OUT ABT BUT IT WAS OK I DID GOOD IT WAS MUCH EASIER THAN EXPECTED SO YAY BUT ANYWAY THEN I WAS SCROLLIN ON TUMBLR BEFORE MY NEXT CLASS/LECTURE AND HSFOUHFR EVERYONES LIKE CELEBRATING AND I SCROLLED BY MULTIPLE PPL WHO WERE LIKE HAPPY 1D ANNIVERSARY AND I WAS LIKE WHY R PPL REPOSTING STUFF FROM LAST YR ?? WAS SO CONFUSED AND THEN I REALISED TODAY IS THE 11YEAR ANNIVERSARY IM AN IDOIT ANYWAY YE THATS HOW MY MORNINGS BEEN HOWS URS?

😂😂😂 Sounds like you need to go take a nap. I’m glad you did well on the test. Good you!

My day has been ok, but I just ate a piece of cheesecake and now I feel like I might die. 😂

[adramaticbeauty]

Gruvia Band AU: Part 4

Supposed Date

"Why are you so pissy today?" Natsu groaned as he slammed his head on his mic in frustration." You keep rushing me and I can't work in these conditions!"

"Well excuse me Natsu, if I want to go to lunch! You messing up every damn note in the song is wasting my time." 

"Someone lit a fire under his ass." Gajeel snorted.

Gray whipped his head around to glare at Gajeel and Gajeel glared right back.He would never be intimidated by a guy who stripped in his sleep.

" Can you guys just give it a rest, so we can go?" Jellal groaned. Natsu smirked, as he winked at Jellal.

"What, ya meetin' up with a chick?" Jellal turned a rosy red before he turned away, mumbling,"I'm not meeting with anyone."

Natsu stared at him a minute before shrugging his shoulders.

"Well I have nothing to rush for, Gray. But I sure don't wanna stay here."

"Then let's go already. I have things to do." Gray said rolling his eyes.

"Like meet up with girls." Gajeel coughed, as Gray glared again. Then again, he wasn't exactly wrong this time. He was still being an ass though.

He was running late. Twenty minutes to be exact. And he was a bit worried, wondering if Juvia left already.

He hoped Juvia would have waited for him, but in his mind he knew she had probably been left. He knew she had a busy schedule, same as him. If that idoit Natsu didn't waste all his time babbling, maybe he would have been on time.

As he rounded the corner, he had even bumped into a couple of people, then continued running. He finally made it to the small coffee shop, and looked inside the tinted window. He scanned the red cushioned couches for blue hair. Black hair, green hair, pink hair?!

Gray burst inside the building to see Natsu sitting with Juvia at a table,messily gobbling down a piece of cake while Juvia sat across from him, giggling at his hearty appetite.

"What the hell are you doing here, Natsu??!" Gray snarled at him through gritted teeth. Natsu finally looked up from his meal before meeting Gray's eyes with suprised ones.

"Yo! I just saw Juvia in the coffee shop by herself so I decided to say hi. Besides I had to ask a couple of questions."

"They were about Lucy!" Juvia grinned and winked at Gray.

It felt like all  hell broke loose in Gray's mind. This was supposed to be his date. Natsu had already  made him late, and now the asshole was ruining his chance at spending time with Juvia.

"Great. you can leave now Nastsu!"

" But I didn't finish my cake. Besides Juvia already ordered me another piece of cake. Unlike you guys, she likes keeping me from starving." Natsu rolled his eyes.

Gray felt the anger boiling inside of him, and he was preparing to fight with him then and there. But there was one thing that was stopping him. Juvia was watching him, and he didn't want her to think he was violent or anything.

He sighed as Juvia smiled up at him and patted the seat beside her excitedly. Somehow Gray tripped on his shoe as he was getting in the seat, and fell on top of Juvia.

He caught himself before he fell, caging Juvia in between the window and his body.  Juvia looked on with wide eyes as a scarlet blush tainted her pale cheeks. Her blushing made him blush as he backed up, awkwardly sitting back.

"Sorry."he mumbled.

"I-it's ok, Gray~sama, it was an accident." She smiled, as she unconsciously twirled a strand of her blue curls .

"Um, you guys ok? Cause ya'll are making things pretty awkward, ya' know?" Natsu commented, with a face full of the new piece of cake he had just gotten.

"Why are you even still here?" Gray growled. Natsu ignored Gray's comment before turning to Juvia.

" Oh by the way, I like the dress you have on Juvia." Natsu said.

"Oh thank you Natsu-san. It was a bit pricey but definitely worth the money."

Gray narrowed his eyes at Natsu. Gray should have complimented her before Nastsu, so he would have gotten gentleman points.

" I think your dress is pretty too." Gray  mumbled.

Juvia said a quick 'thanks' before starting to give pointers to Natsu about to how to talk and dress to get Lucy to agree on a date with him.

" Now, Lucy likes guys that are the kinda 'mature, dark and handsome'. Now you aren't exactly like that, but we can work on it! Kinda like...Gray~sama."

Hold it. Did she just call him handsome? 

"What's your type Juvia?" Gray asked, his ego now inflated.

Juvia put a finger to her lips in concentration. Her very pink lips that were very thick and soft and- Wait what.

"Juvia thinks...Juvia doesn't know. She has never been in a serious relationship, unlike Gray~sama."

" Really? Well I mean, I have never been in a serious relationship either." Gray replied.

"Wow Gray! Then all those girls must have been one night stands! That's impressive. I just thought you broke up with each of them every other day." Natsu commented in interest.

This dumb fuck. Gray gave Natsu his deadliest stare and kicked him hard under the table.

"Damn Gray! Why are you kicking people!?"

"Sorry, accident." Gray smiled, although his narrowed eyes said differently.

" Juvia has heard about the poor girls that Gray~sama has abandoned-"

"They weren't abandoned-"

"Juvia just feels for the girls. Thinking that you were important to someone and then being kicked out of their life, you know? Juvia used to have a boyfriend...that did the same to her..."

Juvia started to tear up at the mention of it. Gray mentally panicked. What was he supposed to do with crying girls?

  "It's ok Juvia. He was probably a jerk anyway. Your better off without him." Natsu commented, nodding his head knowingly.

Damn it, this asshole stole his thunder again!

"You know what? You guys can have a good time enjoying yourselves. I'm leaving. I didn't come here to be judged by my lifestyle anyway." Gray huffed, as he stormed out the cafe.

He stuffed his hands inside his pockets as he walked down the street, as he replayed the scene in his head.

His anger got the better of him. Again. The dumbass flame breath had a greater chance of getting with Juvia than him. Probably even Jellal too. You know what? Who fucking cares? She was way out of line anyway.

" Wait Gray~sama!"

Oh no. Gray started to walk a bit faster. There was no way he would get caught up with her again. Pretty or not, it wasn't worth the trouble.  Fuck that connection as well, he had plenty of other ladies that he had...sexual connections with. Practically the same thing.

"Gray~sama."

Gray jumped suprised, as Juvia was already at his side."How the hell are you so damn fast??!"

"Sorry for scaring you Gray~sama. Even though it was a bit funny..." Juvia chuckled. Gray couldn't help the embarrassment from showing on his face.

"Yeah, yeah. What did you need? I thought you and Natsu wanted to hang out or somethin'. " Gray asked, of course not interested because why would he be? 

"Of course, Gray~sama. Natsu-san is very funny." She smiled.

Wow she didn't get sarcasm did she?

"Well why are you talking to me then?"

"Because Natsu is off to ask Lucy-san on a date. That means we can finally be alone."Juvia purred, her seductive blue eyes staring into his dark ones.  The way she said it....sent shivers up his spine.

"So let's go, Gray~sama! Juvia wants to go to the movies!"

"Don't you have practice for the rest of the day?" Juvia smirked.

"Trust Juvia. When Lucy-san leaves, practice is over.  That's if she agrees anyway. You should thank Natsu-san for being brave and asking her. Oh my gosh, they would make such a cute couple!" She yanked on his arm excitedly.

"Oi!"

"My bad Gray~sama." She giggled as she turned around and stuck her tongue out playfully.

Well he was wrong. He was still along for the ride, he guessed, and it was probably going to go off the rails. But as long as the ride was fun, right?

Edit: I hope you at least enjoyed some of my trash

Here you go @alfys-world thank you for reading! Im sorry for taking so long

[wondon23-the-drowned-kid]

(also enez is a charecter ill only draw after im done with mike rework its just im in some trouble theses days couldent do any art)

(also this makes sence beacus enez is a pale phamton who kinda acts more like some sort of vampire tbh sassy litte idoit too bad that now she got powers she also has gained something she dint felt in a long time that she is still puzzly with “ f e a l i n g s “ by the way enez dosent feel too anoyed but still anoyed)