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[ness-plays-wizards]

Caesar Route Chapter 9 (1-5)

Last time on the Caesar route, Hugo shows up and solves literally no significant problems, Alfonse solves at least one significant problem, and Caesar get geared up to solve his most significant problem, to break the curse that into a pig when literally anyone makes out with him.

Why can’t he just ask Remy if he can borrow the goddamn Star Sapphire? 

So the chapter starts, and it’s called... this.......

So the entire prefect gang is in Remy’s office. Remy asks how Caesar is feeling, Liz and Caesar do some banter, I guess to give a sense that everything is normal even though everything is decidedly not normal.

This route is really all over the place.

Except uh oh, Liz might be Catching Feelings now

Uh

What an interesting way to put that Remy.

Remy assigns Alfonse, Elias, and Yukiya to help Shithead and Vincent track down Hugo, then dismisses everybody. Liz and Caesar decide that obviously the best way to deal with their task is to... camp out somewhere? Idk. Zeus and Hiro go to steal food from the dining hall while Liz and Caesar track down some camping supplies.

Remy tells the gang that it’s all hands on deck on finding the Star Sapphire because they can’t even begin to find Hugo. Remy tells Liz, Caesar, and Hiro to continue looking for the Star Sapphire, and then Zeus butts his way into joining that team with all the subtlety of a D&D problem player with main character syndrome.

As everyone is leaving, Caesar pulls Liz aside and they go to see Zett, for some reason. Which feels like a bad idea. Caesar tells Liz that he didn’t want to see Zett alone so that she could trust that he wasn’t conspiring with him. Liz tells him that she doesn’t trust him at the moment but he can win back her trust.

They come across Viggo, FOR SOME REASON, and have a conversation that makes me want to chew cement. Liz and Caesar about to move on but then Viggo makes a comment about the shadow of death looming over Caesar or whatever, and the chapter decides to cut off there.

Queued for: May 16

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[abominandus]

incredibly shitty comic brought to you by this tweet and a joke my partner came up with

[daughters-gallery]

tis that time of year again!

[yuwuta]

yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 

[birdsong-warriors]

This page set scares the heck out of me.

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[reggiestein]

L x oc...sigh... 🤦 ...💯

[quirkle2]

i liked the part when he

[impostorsshow]

I'm actually so obsessed with him it's not even funny if i'm not listening to a TikTok or music directly related to him I can't focus free me free me

This is @/cherubpuppet's OC for a object show [au? pitch? wip show? How do I categorize this] and I've been destroyed by the fact that ruler art is infinitely superior [and 10x longer] and i don't have a good enough grasp on lip gloss's personality to make fanfiction so I am frozen in "want make fanart but fanart takes effort :["

[larrythefloridaman]

y'know in a voicecall the other night there was a bit of talk about how Dani and Larry being old friends kind of seems to logistically conflict with her original stated origin- being a recent arrival from a universe where CPUK tournaments take place in soul calibur instead of smash- and my dear friend jort @taffy-glitch suggested something offhand that my brain has sunk its teeth into a little

What if she's actually been from the main cpukverse the whole time, and that's just a stage backstory? The whole basis of her outsider identity an entertaining falsehood for performance's sake? And she hasn't been going home when she leaves, shes just leaving, going somewhere else, specifically to be away from kerfuffle.

20-something creates stage persona not sufficiently distinct from their real self, gets unreasonably, obnoxiously famous from what they achieved and did and continue to do in that stage persona, that stage persona kind of takes over their life a bit and worsens their relationships with the people they love and their ability to engage with other people in a normal way as it gets harder to break character, distancing themselves from it (along with everything and everyone else) in times of emotional crisis but always coming back because they cant resist even if this cycle of performance and isolation is not so good for them. many such cases

[boxwinebaddie]

How/when does Jersey end up saying I love you?

oooooh! okay, so i was going to write it out ( i am jennifer slowpez so in nina fashion, i am spoiling it, what's new? ) but there is a part after this...if we remember this ask i am obsessed with where raven is diabolically patching jersey up via the tiny child sized hellokitty carebear bandids kyle bought for the kids he works w in the elementary school via that one anons delicious input...genius really.

*raven vc* pero like, so you know, they pull away it's awkward fml. dawg, they are about to *dreamy fit asf rm tolkien posh british vc* have a cheeky little snog like that entire whumpshot...anyways!

( ALRIGHT THIS IS LONG, VERY UNHINGED AND ROUGH SORRY I HOPE YOU SMILE LAUGH AND CRY PENDEJOS <3 )

kyle notices that the vinyl record player is playing their sadie hawkins first dance song ( idk what song it is but its an abba song because thats gay rights baby! its probably my love, my life or andante andante...branch in my eyes ) and theres a bowl of skittles, but only the red ones are in it...because stan still eats around the red ones bc only kyle can have the red ones....brb crying!

yadda yadda yadda. and i think on the tv, the screen is paused over a brand new episode of say yes to the dress ( if we recall, before i deleted chapter six...which was a disaster but also a masterpiece rip, ravenstan was being so boyfail cute in it in his armani suit and was rizzing the hell out of kyle with his crunchy boy knowledge of plants...when stan came over for their #hate fashionably late, kyle was stress-watching say yes to the dress...which is his favorite show because he claims to be allergic to romance, but secretly thinks its really beautiful that people can fall and love and get married...AAA )

but anyways, when they start dating say yes to the dress ( shoutout to when ravenstan forgot what it was called bc adhd and called it Are You Down With The Gown ) became their show and kyle very quietly is like "were you going to watch it?" and stan getting nervous, trying to deflect because they always watch it together is like uhuhuhHhHh and kyle, sad laugh shaking his head is like "baby" *yersey swearing* "dude...baby dude...my guy...just guy, fuck, you know you can watch it without me. we're not...Together. *hurts worse than his ribs* you don't have to wait for me." and stan is like "i-i know. i was going to...i-i Wanted to! i just--i couldn't. i couldn't watch all the people in...."

Love :(

he doesn't say it. but jersey kyle can FEEL it.

he winces. hard.

he wants to fucking die...he wants to say something but he's so stupid and he ruined ravenstan's life, words fail him but STAN!!! grabs his hand and is like "-because! because i knew it would make me miss you. and fuck it. FUCK EVERYTHING KYLE I FUCKING MISS YOU!!!! i miss you and i LOVE you and i don't--i don't care if you can't say it back! i don't have to wait for you, but i WILL! i want to! i'll--i'll wait forever! YOURE MY FOREVER. people tell me they love me everyday, but with you--i can feel it. I. Just. Know. and that's enough! you're enough. YOURE ENOUGH, KYLE BROFLOVSKI. just the way you are. and i'm sorry...i'm sorry i pushed you and tried to change you. i was just, i was insecure about it i guess--and--and--"

cue kyle smiling like an idiot ( the rare kyle smile ) like "...stan?"

ft. stan still yapping smh like "oh my god, i miss you SO much! curb only got into the trash because you weren't here to remind me. and i had pasta from this five star restaurant the other day and oh my god, ky. it was TRASH! yours is so much better! and-and i think i broke the washing machine earlier, oh my god, it sounded like an explosion, i can't find anything, i--"

kyle...literally still trying to get stans attention smh going

"stan? hey? stan???? Stan???"

stans still yapping btw ( oh my god when he is passionate the man never shuts the hell up hes like rambling himself into a corner ) like "and theres this new exhibit in the aquarium and theres this huge red fish in it and i wanted to send it to you and be like 'this you' but were fighting and I HATE FIGHTING WITH YOU. can we stop fighting? :< i miss you. will you please come home? curb misses you, i miss you, i--"

*jersey vc* STANLEY MARSH!

*stan doing the wide flustered doe eye thing with the lip ring lip bite combo that makes kyle like actually criminally insane with love feels*

speaking of...

he leeeeeeeeeeeeeeans in...

gently grasps ravenstan's face

KISSES THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

and says

and i quote...

"Te amo." <3

AAAAAAAAAA AND THE CROWD GOES WIIIIIIILD :')

-uncle nina, gratuitous undivorcer of ravesey style

[p0rk-guts]

ill fitting skin

[axellis-archv-2]

literally fucked up that we have people above 5'8

[glitchy--demon]

Was quite nervous to post these, but my friend said to do it so.. :] (you know who you are!)

Got back into Borderlands again and made an OC for fun! Did two designs for Borderlands 2 and Borderlands 3

CW: scars (not realistic but just a heads up /gen)

So this is Gwen, she's a vault hunter! And very chaotic and goofy during the events of Borderlands 2, while in the events of Borderlands 3 she's chilled out a bit :]

[salt-apple]

<Tussle Among Trees plays>

[intertexts]

UPDATE. HOLYYYY SHIT DUDE THAT INTERLUDE. AMY WAKE UP YOU FUCKED UP BIG TIME !!!!!!!!!! HELLO???? WHAT THE FUCK????? DUDE. AMY. OH GOD OH FUCK

I LOVE BONESAW SHES SO SCARY <3 how far did you get into the suckening btw. did you meet the weylin twins. I think bonesaw would be such good friends with the weylin twins.

hey also? what the fuck? bonesaw? bonesaw can we talk. i just want to talk. please. can I pick your brain. oh no. oh wait. aha. bad choice of words.