#im saving it to be dramatic

[didhewinkback]

completely off the grid for the weekend & last time this happened i logged back on to find out harry won aoty so who knows what will be in store this time

[pr0cyon-lotor]

Shen Yuan is the type of guy to get proposed to and brush it off with a "yeah sure. if you don't change your mind when you're older I guess lmao"

Little does he know but he has a husband because that little former street rat isn't letting go

[vaggieslefteye]

MORE THAN ANYTHING - REPRISE ↳ from Hazbin Hotel Season One (2024): 1x08 - "The Show Must Go On"

[stealingyourbones]

recently watched a handful of episodes of Supernatural and im kinda impressed with Dean's steadfast belief that all monsters are monsters and can't be redeemed.

With that in mind... there could be some VERY angsty Danny Phantom crossovers with that as the main premise

[amphirrhvx]

🩸

non bloody version

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

First - Next?>>

[tennessoui]

au where obi-wan gets prophetic dreams of anakin’s fall but they’re the kenobi show montage dreams where nothing useful can be gleaned about how to stop it; so obi-wan decides he just needs to leave the order. anakin is only 12, he can be trained by another master. obi-wan didn’t even have a master when he was 12. anakin will be fine. stars, he’ll probably be better.

of course he’s not and of course obi-wan abandoning him pushes him closer to palpatine and he falls much sooner, becoming a baby sith that palpatine mostly farms out to dooku for training because anakin at 16, 17, 18 is a lot

and when he falls, the jedi order is like hm. we’re gonna tell kenobi about this. cause now skywalker is a sith with a sith master, and a grudge the size of coruscant against the guy who left him, so. let’s just give him a heads up to maybe consider going into hiding

but of COURSE when obi-wan hears his precious padawan STILL FELL he goes right to count dooku and asks to be his apprentice, he’d make such a good apprentice, dooku always liked him when he was qui-gon’s padawan, remember? now he could be his apprentice

dooku knows that with skywalker, 19 and well-trained now in the picture, his usefulness to sidious is running out, so he doesn’t have a lot of reasons to say no to kenobi. and kenobi is right. he did always like him when he was qui-gon’s apprentice, so sure he’ll give him a sith name (solence) and a red lightsaber (sick)

but basically this leads to very awkward sith family dinners where darth vader--is trying to kill darth solence with his eyes and sometimes the nearest oyster fork, darth solence is throwing sad kicked puppy expressions across the table at darth vader and sighing into his dessert pudding all the while debating with darth tyranus about how good the dark side could really be, i mean, if one were to really think about it, especially in comparison to the life we all led at the Temple, remember anakin? you loved life at the Temple.

darth sidious stopped accepting the invites five dinners ago.

[earthmoonz]

bliss signed up as an out of hours tutor at her school which would be great if her neighbours didn't insist on having sexytime in the late afternoons!

[m1lkt00th]

tone tags are really good and useful and genuinely helpful and thank you to everyone who either uses them, appreciates the usage of them or is learning how to use them ^_^

[wqnwoos]

experiencing severe gose withdrawals……

[celestie0]

rip to my kickoff ideas notes. i cannot believe how fucking dumb i was to write them in my notes app instead of google docs, considering i write virtually everything else in google docs. your demise was entirely my fault. may you rest in peace and prosperity. i have scoured the corners of my dumbass brain n jotted down what i could remember from pure memory, which luckily was quite a bit, but i will never have the nuance or detail that you so valiantly achieved. i could only resuscitate so much. i now lay you to rest.

[kithj]

is it just me or is the southern book club's guide to slaying vampires.... really bad?

[thankstothe]

guess ill die

[harmoniouseclipse]

Beach date 🌊💙

[constantvariations]

A trend in Astarion fics that I find bizarre is the idea that he's never been treated gently during sex. This is difficult to believe for one simple reason: some of Astarion's victims were virgins.

Astarion: You were handsome. Shy. You'd never been kissed. Sebastian: You taught me how. And then you destroyed me.

I get the desire to make his current partner special by having their sex be good and wholesome in comparison to his other trysts, but this is a flawed sentiment. The cutscene of that first night together is incredibly tender from the kiss to laying on the grass - the only outlier being if you offer your neck - and if you sleep with Astarion but keep it at that night, Astarion himself says he will never forget you. Not because the PC was uniquely gentle with him in bed, but because they were the first person he ever slept with of his own free will. It's his choice that makes that night special to him moreso than anything the PC may or may not have done during that time.

[goldiipond]

im usually really good at remembering significant dates related to my special interests but despite olivia being the number 1 skye autism creature i still can't reliably remember pmtoks anniversary beyond 'somewhere in july'. though i'm pretty suure this may be because my mind is still not fully convinced that 2020 was a real year