#im so fucking sorry authors

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

some misc Barn & Wally doodles from the past week or so <3 i heart them

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

go to sleep (2011) - helen walsh

"slutting myself out for the fnaf movie"

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

[Yes this is a reference to that one superman pic]

Transcript:

*sniff sniff* Is-is that a boy I smell?

*sniff sniff* Mmh yes, I smell it! Boy Smell!

I smell a boy!

Ah! what is a boy doing here?!

Oh my gosh. What am I gonna do? There's a boy here!

I'm freaking out so much!

Calm down, calm down! Calm down and take a nice deep breath.

*sniff sniff* Mmph it smells so good. I love boy smell so much!

It makes me feel so amazing~

I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boy scent!

IT'S DRIVING ME BOY CRAZY.

Audio source

[mourningmaybells]

hm

[pacing around the room like a grizzled, alcoholic detective] I think those two guys fucked

[daydadahlias]

Today, I saw an Instagram reel complaining about how fanfic authors apologize for late updates in the notes of their stories and that readers “don’t want to hear it,” they just want the fic to be updated and there are a ton of comments like this one in agreement

and frankly, as a fanfic writer, I just have to say this kind of attitude is really consistently disappointing and frequently makes me not want to write for fandom anymore. I don’t know how many times we as creators have to tell readers that you are not entitled to our work before y’all comprehend that. Fanfic is a privilege, not a commodity.  

Readers need to learn how to be aware that there’s a real person with a real life writing and sharing this work. And you complaining that you had to “beg” for an update is not the time-consuming difficulty you think it is in comparison to how long it takes a creator to actually make something. We don’t just shit out content when it fits our fancy. 

Fanfic is something people do for free with their own valuable time. We are not machines just cranking out random half-assed works. We come up with ideas, we plan, and we spend God knows how many hours and days actually creating our content because it’s something that we enjoy doing, and are excited to share with others, not something we feel an obligation to create for you. And the second that readers start acting like they’re entitled to our work is when it stops being fun. 

In short, please just learn how to be respectful and kind to creators and understand that we literally owe you jackshit and if you treat us with this kind of attitude, we will stop making content for you because you simply do not deserve it.   

TL;DR: if you act like fanfic authors don’t have lives outside of fic, you’re a cunt, and we deserve better.

[gncrezan]

IFs (especially IFs on tumblr!) are very fun because there's a lot of creator-fan interaction possible because of tumblr's ask function. you get to ask questions about your favorites, suggest ideas and sometimes those ideas are even taken on board. fans get much more content because the writers and creators are so accessible. and i feel like asking questions and leaving comments in this way has become so common and standard with IFs that people are forgetting that's a real person writing these stories. just because you can send the ask doesn't mean you should. DON'T BE RUDE ON ANONYMOUS!!!!! DON'T BE WEIRD ON ANONYMOUS!!!!! my jaw drops reading some of these asks so i can't imagine how it's like for the authors

[piosplayhouse]

A lot of people on the mpreg survey have distinguished between mpreg (male pregnancy) and what I like to call mmpreg (monsterfucker male pregnancy) which has led to some fantastic discussions on egging. I think if you were to put mpreg on some sort of iceberg chart this would likely be the second layer, and then at the very bottom is whatever the hell happened in starving anonymous (bisexual man cannibalizes immortal man in order to birth hundreds of clones of the immortal man out of his own flesh, and then after he runs out and dies he and the immortal man survive by fusing their consciousnesses together into a jellyfish. somehow. and from the jellyfish they adopt a random ass abandoned child and give their powers to him so he also becomes immortal and can rebirth them temporarily in the same way as before. cannibalistic mpreg found family unbirthing)

[whumpshaped]

5?

5. Favorite whump fic you've ever read?

it has to be sinner from @the-bloody-sadist . it ticks all the boxes for me. its just incredible writing and its so brutal and its just. chefs kiss. its rly rly good. if ur a bsd fan especially i highly recommend. (also forbidden blood from him is also incredible.)

but i will also never stop screaming about and MUST recommend:

kane & jim by @whumpsday

a taste of your own medicine by @oddsconvert

the devil's highway by @lonesome--hunter

in the woods somewhere by @knivestothroats

cat and mouse by @t0rture-me

traces by @whumping-in-the-wings

literally anything by @emmettnet (but especially the copper cross stuff dont look at me im simping)

once again literally anything by @quietly-by-myself

watch your step by @not-a-space-alien

a new beginning by @a-crumb-of-whump

and the rare bookseller by @oliversrarebooks

in no particular order honestly. like i cannot overstate how fucking fantastic all of these stories and fics are.

[zelneli]

hey @sharkdukes

hee hee >:3c

(throws this at you)

(bro hadta consult rosie after fumbling frfr)

link to the fanfic/series:

[money-and-dandellions]

continuation to this post:

Meg who unintentionally and absolutely illogically gets worried when Lester gets sick after the ghoul incident and he doesn't really understand why would she do that

until he does

[bishonenspit]

this is so so funny to me i cannot stop thinking about it. for years people shipped these men who look like the same guy twice and allegedly nobody was like surely this has to mean something. i thought these guys were the same character for about as long. and also this person really thinks that something this would stop a truly devoted fujoshi

[strangeauthor]

me: oh boy! i finally got liam to yellow hearts and i can finally get to see alex's ep14 route! i wonder what stuff i m-

alex: -face darkens and the music stops- wouldnt you rather hang out with liam

me:

[jordan-the-pious]

Hatsune Miku save our souls from this fucking Wattpad writing I swear Jordan and blair (<- wrong name and I don’t care) make me question on what the hell I am reading

That is not Miku-sama's job.

:OOC:

im going to take a moment to talk about this, because this ask has been sitting in my box, because I didn't want to be mean in my response, but I'm just going to say whats on my mind anyway

i cant tell if this was meant to be like,,,, a joke? like a haha funny dig funny joke but like?

respectfully, if you dont want to read my shit, then don't. i am not running this account for any of you, I'm running it because I think its fun. i am having fun and I want to keep having fun

briar admin and i are friends. weve known each other for a while outside of this little roleplay sphere. i want to have a fun time with my friend, playing pretend on the internet

if you dont want to read my "fucking wattpad writing" then don't. no ones forcing you to. not me, not briar admin, no one. so what if I wrote like that? who gives a shit? if you dislike it so much that you purposefully spelt Briars name wrong and its making you "question on what the hell you are reading", then go read something else

[idiotsofoz]

to anyone who cares about idkhow lore. the character (?) in the video today was totally supposed to be subject A right.

[noecoded]

If you could have any Asmo/reader fic what would be the things you would want from it? like an ideal fic would contain what tropes or AUS or situations or whatever

uhmm anything wellwritten that characterizes asmo similar to the way i do ! i rlly like character exploration , both more serious stuff & just sillycute...anything where asmo is a little cunning and toxic and also gets railed into oblivion.anything where hes a vampire. ill write a tag essay about the specifics

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

finding my balance: a memoir (2003) - mariel hemingway

“it is Goat Day”

BITCHES BLEED OUT RELEASED!!!! ITS OUT!!!!