#im tired of it

[clonehub]

Frankly I wish star wars would stop with trying to show redemption stories through people who willingly join fascist governments and/or commit genocide it's very tiring.

[piratefishmama]

Everyone's always Eddie is the cat and Steve is the dog.

But actually:

Out of the two of them, who is the sassy bitch with way too many lives to be normal?

And who is the whole idiot who can't stay out of people's personal space?

Steve's the maine coon of cats, magnificent and aloof, and Eddie is that big scruffy poodle that insists he's not too big to sit on your lap when he is in fact. Too Big.

[bloodsbane]

i will not reblog the post to comment no matter how tempted i am because i refuse to listen to the devil this early in the morning. but i just saw a post basically saying 'if you like to think about characters from a thing you like having sex, you're weird AND did you even actually like the media they're from or are you just some horny loser who needs everyone to fuck all the time?'

and i get it, tumblr rando, you are frustrated or whatever. you made a post on your personal blog on the making posts on your blog webbed site. you are just throwing a huge blanket umbrella statement over a large crowd and catching people who arent who you're talking about underneath it

but i REALLY wish this idea that liking sex or enjoying thinking about characters having sex (or even just shipping in general) = you DONT CARE about the source material beyond a surface level would die right now immediately. do you know how arrogant and pedantic and dismissive this makes you sound? im so so sorry but some people just DO like sex! and like, idk if you knew this, but sex is how some people connect with others or like exploring characters in new and compelling ways that interest them

the post was also specifically complaining about people doing this within, like, a couple days of getting into said thing. dude. what? okay so if i politely cross my hands on my lap and sit still and only think holy thoughts about Media and Character Motivations for one full week and deliver 3 analysis essays to your desk by friday, THEN will it be okay for me to write some bdsm? have i filled my quota of being a Normal and Intellectual fan? did i prove to you that i really, truly care about the source material instead of just being a filthy queer who only cares about icky sex and getting my rocks off?

it's one thing to not be interested in smutty fic/art yourself, and you're entitled to your opinions, and it's fair to be annoyed when the spaces you want to occupy are loud with material that isnt for you. but this rhetoric that caring about sex and wanting to write about it JUST FOR FUN with characters you like from a story you enjoy means that you're like. too stupid or shallow to have actually engaged with the source material beyond it being shipping fodder. that's high-key some of the most rancid shit ive had to hear and y'all seriously need to start scrubbing that out of your brain or it's just gonna rot

[ilovemosss]

i am......so tired of the aziraphale hate. but whats funny as fuck about it is that 80-90% of the aziraphale hate i see comes from people who think crowley can do no wrong and worship the ground they walk on. but do you guys know who would actually start biting you if they heard you talk shit about a particular angel????? because i do!! crowley would probably beat you the fuck up for that shit. cut it out

[sweet-potato-42]

Tubblings and crows at least once a month

[icaruswallslwt]

Everyone immediately after opening Twitter:

[calamitoustide]

i swear to fucking god if one more person gets to the end of the road trip and still comments about james using he/him pronouns im deleting my ao3

[strawberrybyers]

need more women and queer people in award academies because saltburn should be tearing it up with nominations and wins. like i GET IT, oppenheimer was amazing but we need a break from the biopic streaks. give the wins to the freak nasty bitches for a change

[science-lings]

You all know how I like to make botw Link a nerd when it comes to potions and botany but I have now decided that it would also be neat if he was also more interested in mechanics and physics than he seems, like even before the calamity. 

I mean, just imagine, this kid who since the age of four has been naturally great at fighting, the latest in a long line of royal knights, his path only being reinforced when he’s discovered to be the reincarnation of the hero, his duty to the crown being reinforced in his head for years and years, and maybe at first he thinks that he and Zelda would get along due to their similar interests. But she immediately hates him for the sword on his back. 

So every time he escorts her to the royal tech lab, he desperately wants to participate and tinker but he’s just a guard, and all he can do is listen. He loves it when she rambles about what she’s doing and he finds it all fascinating but it’s also been fused to his being that he’s just a soldier meant to gladly die for her and his thoughts don’t really matter. 

Then, when he comes back from the dead, in a room full of mysterious ancient tech, the first thing he’s given is the sheikah slate. And the whole theme of the game is curiosity and discovery and exploration and why should that be limited to just the world? He should be so excited to get the runes and learn how to use them and be baffled by how they defy the laws of physics. He takes pictures and figures out puzzles and has a blast working through problems with the tools he’s given. (also the implied building mechanic in totk... you cannot tell me that he’s not super hyped about making his own car) 

He would think that the champions dlc would be totally worth it when he’s given the master cycle zero, he even gives it the new name of Vah Epona. He powers it with his near infinite supply of apples as if it were a living horse and balances zooming around with teleporting to shrines because that’s just as exciting. 

But in the end he’s still supposed to be the hero, so he can’t stay to talk about tech with Robbie and Purah, he’s happy with waiting for those lectures until Zelda is freed, he has a feeling she’d be interested in it too. 

[fairycosmos]

god i don't even know why i fucking bother. nothing fucking works out anyway. i can't keep trying for my whole life and getting nowhere im sick of it. and idc if it doesn't even look like ive been trying to other people because i know that i have been. and yet still it never makes any fucking difference

[animentality]

i support bisexual rights as a bisexual, but i hate y'all insisting every straight ship is technically bisexual because it technically "could be."

if the creator hasn't said either character is bisexual, you have to call a chicken a chicken.

[itchyeye]

what is it about elias bouchard that associates him with history's most commercially successful antisemite in y'all's minds

[cncbb]

if one more person tells me I'm mature for my age I'm killing myself and then I'll be dead for my age instead

[caffeinatedopossum]

Considering cutting more people out of my life but I've already done that so much that I don't know if I can bear to lose any more people

[chromecaps2]

Make me feel something

[fuck-off-im-ace]

Going through it once again lads