#im unbeatable

[pepsimaxolotl]

Just realised i have more cis friends on the internet than i do cis friends irl.

This isnt me having no friends irl this is me being in the transest fucking community ever

[petrifilm]

next person to beat me in 8ball gets all the money in my savings account

[septembermonologues]

i'm impervious to all the emotional posts about bell's hells today because i am simply choosing to not let the campaign end in my mind <3 you're talking to the person who faithfully and delusionally waited for dorian to come back for over two years and game planned a new way he could show up every single week so this is not goodbye, actually, because i say so

[kenjihouse]

hey mutuals (or anyone in general) do the mental health questionaare on the health app if you have an apple device and rb with your score. can you beat me?? /nf

[theonewhowails]

silly stuff i drew while reading Feel No Evil by @payasita , in which the Lamb does not know how to propose, Narinder does not know how to be alive, and neither of them knows what an obligate carnivore is

bonus? lmao

[sneakydraws]

FULL TSUBAKI DRAWING PLEASE!!!!!

sure lol

camelia flower arc... i actually love the relationship btwn black star and tsubaki a lot as well. when he makes a point of how she can rely on him?? and then sees right through her when she tries to put on a brave face for the sake of not burdening him with her grief??? and the hug???? it's so BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

ive even got my soma crumbs... no but its literally all about the trust and love btwn meisters and weapons for realllllll tsubaki can fight her own lonely battle because she has black star waiting for her and believing in her and interrupting the sad anime flashback in her head and black star can fight because he has the one partner who can match his freak and maka can fight because soul is ready to die for her and soul can fight because he would die for maka arghhhhh hhhh bites bites chews tears apart

[leafatlaw]

Its soooooo delightful how perfectly paired Mapicc and Zam are as enemies. Like Mapicc is terrifying right ? And Zam is constantly terrified of him, except never to the point were he backs down. Princezam never gives up and all that. And Zam has so many things, places, and people that he cares about. And he doesnt hide his affection, even when it would be smart to. Princezams weakness is his heart and he refuses to not wear it on his sleeve.

So like in s4 when Mapicc finds Zams castle, any sensible person would leave. Go into hiding, or at the very least MOVE THEIR SPAWNPOINT. But not Zam, and that makes him perfect for Mapicc to oppose. Because Mapicc now has something he can easily threaten, he always knows where Zam is. He can like play with his food. And Zam wont leave or abandon the base because hes princezam. Zam wants an almost unbeatable enemy, and Mapicc is sooo happy to provide that.

[flowersock69]

funny scenario that me and my partner thought of and I absolutely had to draw

[mamawasatesttube]

"can batman beat steel in a flat out fight?" can a ninja solo a tank*? be serious

*the tank is way faster and more mobile than a normal tank. and also can fly

[localvillagecryptid]

If Solas is supposed to be Loki, does that mean he, too, has a bunch of weird kids that he acquired through somewhat dubious means?

[sunchipss]

fablespmtumblr: makes ariboo

Me, who already killed off Momboo: FUCK!!!

[muirneach]

there is ultimately nothing funnier than felix gay survey

[chilisaws]

[cherry-pop-elf]

Lionsquirrel Headcanons

Because this is a amazing OTP and I can’t comprehend why more people don’t ship it.

Also I need to convert more people because I can only make so much content with my disabled ass

He 10000% was the one to build her Treehouse Headquarters in Central Park

The T4T energy between them is off the charts man

Despite her being vegetarian and him eating a meat heavy diet it’s not as stressful of a deal in the kitchen as you would think. Sergei is a master hunter, and world traveler. It’s not like he doesn’t know how to make recipes with OUT meat products. Nothing like using separated kitchenware and cooking the fruits and veggies first before the meat can’t fix.

Speaking of food he makes her homemade nut butter. Fresh nuts from morning walks.

Since he’s so old, and had been married before, he knows the song and dance well. What does that mean? He actually gets a chance to enjoy this relationship compared to having it more of a business contract between powerful families.

He still has issues with his masculinity but whenever he and she are private together he is the biggest sappy kitty around. Purring and nuzzling her. His cat instincts able to be proudly displayed with no worries

The snuggles they have are top tier. They are constantly cuddling each other.

Doreen is normally the big spoon/the one being held due to her tail.

All four of his kids really like Doreen. Like genuinely. Think she is the healthiest thing their dad has had….Ever.

Since taking the more heroic role of Kraven The Hunter Of Hunters it’s put alot of his normal activities in the dumpster. Nearly took on a house husband role with Doreen going out and about. He finds it healing and comforting to do rather human things. Especially have time to spend with his kids. Who knew not hunting Spider-Man could be therapeutic?

Oh Doreen is pampered so hard. She is given hand made furs for her uniform and when the winter comes. Shes vegetarian, yes, but she knows furs from Sergei are done far more humane and ethnically than grabbing pleather from a store chain. She respects nature and he respects nature.

So many picnics oh my God

And him dragging her into the world traveling life. Give me Squirrel Girl over in Russia with Sergei dammit. Fur coats and all.

Doreen’s favorite feature on Sergei is his eyes. Sergei’s favorite feature about Doreen is her smile.

For an embarrassingly long time Sergei thought that whenever Doreen talked about ‘Python’ it was about a ACTUAL Python. She’s never let him live it down.

She got Sergei invested into video games with her. They especially love playing together on games like shooters, hehehe meta, and teamwork heavy gameplays. Stardew was one of the few games Sergei ever 100% on. Doreen helped, and it’s a cherished memory between them.

Matching jewelry. Doreen has one of his lion tooth’s on a necklace, and Sergei is sporting acorn charms.

She is constantly stealing his shirts, and since he’s a proud ass nudist it works out

Morning runs together constantly

Having an extra set of hands for her tail has made life so much easier. He also takes great joy in it. Acts of service is his love language, and what better than combing and helping her wash her tail?

She makes chirp noises like a squirrel and it makes him melt

In turn his purrs make her turn into a puddle all the same

PDA addicts. In private he’s alot more soft, but infront of others he is territorial as all hell. He’s holding her and growling at anyone who’s coming too close. She finds it adorable. Others find it terrifying.

Since he’s so old and done so much traveling he knows French. Since she’s Canadian she also knows French. The dialects are different but it’s nice to have their ‘own language’ to share.

She’s secretly been trying to learn Russian in private, to surprise Sergei, thanks to Nat, Bucky, and Illyana. Bucky and Nat really helped since they know older slang on top of it all.

Nose nuzzling kisses. Need I say more?

Took ages for tippy toe to warm up to him, but she can’t deny that he’s really nice to climb and nuzzle on. Not everyone is comfy with a squirrel running around on you. He welcomes it, and doesn’t even mind when she’s in his hair.

One of their favorite things to do, besides co op games, is just existing together. Even if it’s doing their own things. It won’t be a suprise to enter their home to see Sergei’s head in her stomach as she plays some video game. Either napping or happily listening to her talk out loud about the game itself. Doesn’t matter if he has no idea what any of the words mean. Existing is nice.

It’s also nice to have someone be there for his chronic depression and spiral spells. Sometimes you just need to exist and survive the moment. She’s always there to keep him grounded.

You’ll always see her pampering him in affection through words, and he is always pampering her in affection through actions.

When the day comes for proposing it’ll be Doreen who does it first.

[sebek-zigbolt]

I want more cutieful sebek cards...

[canontypicalgoblins]

listen man all i’m saying is that kevin feige as far as we know has no plans to fund and produce an animated squirrel girl show based on the 2015 comic run. and i do. so i think the choice for who should run marvel studios is pretty clear.